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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,180 --> 00:00:09,470 And just where do you two think you're going? 2 00:00:10,420 --> 00:00:11,470 I don't get it. 3 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:13,200 She didn't even turn around. 4 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:18,040 Okay, the eyes in the back of her head thing is really creepy. 5 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:23,040 Just so you know, my vision is 20 -20 -20 -20. 6 00:00:24,160 --> 00:00:27,759 You are not playing hockey without helmets and a whole bunch of pads. 7 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:29,380 that looks like skin, go cover it. 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:31,440 Take your helmets and pads. 9 00:00:31,660 --> 00:00:34,070 If we wear them, can we go bungee jumping later? 10 00:00:34,260 --> 00:00:35,310 Not even off your bed. 11 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:39,920 said he could go. 12 00:00:39,921 --> 00:00:43,339 And if Bob's parents let him jump off a bridge, would you want to do that too? 13 00:00:43,340 --> 00:00:45,280 If we were attached to a bungee cord. 14 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:50,050 Not even if you were still attached to my umbilical cord. 15 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:51,930 Okay, ew. 16 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:55,780 Why won't you let us have any fun? 17 00:00:56,220 --> 00:00:59,230 It's my job. It's the first thing they teach you in mom school. 18 00:01:00,140 --> 00:01:01,860 I discipline because I care. 19 00:01:02,360 --> 00:01:03,860 Well, couldn't you care less? 20 00:01:04,120 --> 00:01:05,379 We're not kids, you know. 21 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,980 Yeah, can't you treat us like adults? 22 00:01:08,440 --> 00:01:11,150 As soon as I don't have to buy my own Mother's Day cards. 23 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:14,100 Fine. We'll read. 24 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:15,670 Here, Cody. 25 00:01:15,900 --> 00:01:19,360 You better put your helmet on. Those are hardcover books. 26 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:24,540 Is this safe enough? 27 00:02:25,271 --> 00:02:27,359 Doodles, please. 28 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:30,190 Sorry. Your mother told me not to give you any more sweets. 29 00:02:30,191 --> 00:02:33,699 You want to play roller hockey with us? No. Number one, I'm working. And number 30 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:35,680 two, hockey is way too violent. 31 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:37,430 Ow! 32 00:02:38,140 --> 00:02:41,020 You think that hurts? These shoes are killing me. 33 00:02:41,480 --> 00:02:42,740 Ow. Ow. 34 00:02:43,120 --> 00:02:47,220 Ow. Well, I'm no foot doctor, but here's a thought. Take the shoes off. 35 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,010 I can't. 36 00:02:51,180 --> 00:02:53,900 London gave me $100 to break them in for her. Whoa. 37 00:02:53,901 --> 00:02:57,049 You always said you wished you could walk in London shoes. 38 00:02:57,050 --> 00:03:00,000 Yeah, that's before I knew how small London's feet worked. 39 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,590 It's raining llamas and goats outside. 40 00:03:07,850 --> 00:03:09,290 Don't you meet cats and dogs? 41 00:03:10,850 --> 00:03:12,170 That's a silly expression. 42 00:03:14,670 --> 00:03:16,610 Why must all women shop so much? 43 00:03:17,370 --> 00:03:18,630 Nine shopping bags? 44 00:03:20,181 --> 00:03:25,249 I bet you also think a woman's place is in the kitchen. 45 00:03:25,250 --> 00:03:27,649 Only after she gets back from the grocery store. 46 00:03:27,650 --> 00:03:30,350 Oh, that attitude is so typically male. 47 00:03:31,030 --> 00:03:33,910 I'll have you know, women are capable of doing anything. 48 00:03:34,370 --> 00:03:35,750 How about talking quietly? 49 00:03:38,570 --> 00:03:40,890 So, how are my Donatelli heels doing? 50 00:03:40,891 --> 00:03:44,349 My feet are killing me. I can't wear these for another second. Here's the 51 00:03:44,350 --> 00:03:45,650 in 20. I can walk on my hands. 52 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:52,030 Oh, my work. Just where do you two hooligans think you're going? 53 00:03:52,840 --> 00:03:56,210 I'm thinking Harvard Law School, and Zach is thinking San Quentin. 54 00:03:56,460 --> 00:03:58,120 On an athletic scholarship. 55 00:03:59,060 --> 00:04:00,360 You should play outside. 56 00:04:00,880 --> 00:04:01,960 But it's raining. 57 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:05,980 No matter what the weather, you do not play ball in my lobby. 58 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:07,410 You're right. 59 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:09,900 We should play ball in the ballroom. 60 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:13,640 No, that's not what I meant. Would you please? No, not now. 61 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,260 I'll be right with you. 62 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,720 Now give me that puck this instant. 63 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,860 Nice save, Mr. Mosby. 64 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:37,490 Hi, 65 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:39,930 Carrie. 66 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:41,460 Oh, you're so tense. 67 00:04:43,080 --> 00:04:44,130 Tip of the board. 68 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:46,720 You really lost some weight. 69 00:04:46,940 --> 00:04:50,190 If you lose any more, you might disappear. Whoop, where'd she go? 70 00:04:50,280 --> 00:04:51,330 Carrie! 71 00:05:00,341 --> 00:05:06,729 I was just practicing asking your mom out, because every time I try to ask 72 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:10,910 real mom out, I get lost in her big, brown, beautiful eyes. 73 00:05:11,210 --> 00:05:12,260 Arwen! Yeah? 74 00:05:12,510 --> 00:05:14,500 Put Mom in a drawer and come play with us. 75 00:05:15,150 --> 00:05:19,890 I mean, every time we ask somebody to play with us, they all say the same 76 00:05:19,891 --> 00:05:20,949 I don't have time. 77 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:23,430 Yeah! No, no, I mean, I really don't have time. 78 00:05:24,350 --> 00:05:29,170 See, when I'm not practicing my dating skills, I'm working on a secret project. 79 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:30,830 So secret, in fact. 80 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:34,340 That no power on Earth could make me tell you what it is. 81 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,280 Then we won't ask. Okay, okay, I'm gonna play it. 82 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,200 Okay, ready? 83 00:05:39,660 --> 00:05:41,360 Three, two, one. 84 00:05:41,680 --> 00:05:42,730 Ta -da! 85 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:44,610 Yeah! 86 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:49,590 Wow. 87 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:51,220 A payphone. 88 00:05:53,540 --> 00:05:56,700 You invented something that nobody uses anymore. 89 00:05:58,240 --> 00:05:59,500 Ah, lightning. 90 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:04,269 The perfect... It's time to try out my parallel universalizer. Your what? My P 91 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:06,910 .U. Well, that clears things up. 92 00:06:06,911 --> 00:06:11,389 Okay, okay. I've been reading up on the string theory, which is the scientific 93 00:06:11,390 --> 00:06:13,800 basis for moving from one dimension to another. 94 00:06:13,910 --> 00:06:19,430 Now, theoretically, this machine can transport you to other worlds. 95 00:06:19,850 --> 00:06:22,570 When you're really hungry, so can a ding -doodle. 96 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:26,530 Okay, my little skeptic. 97 00:06:26,890 --> 00:06:28,270 We'll have a demonstration. 98 00:06:28,271 --> 00:06:31,069 As soon as I get back from the little janitor's room. 99 00:06:31,070 --> 00:06:35,730 Nobody touch the P .U. until I get back from my P .U. I really have to go. 100 00:06:37,690 --> 00:06:39,670 Zach, Ormond said not to. 101 00:06:39,990 --> 00:06:41,040 Oh, come on. 102 00:06:41,470 --> 00:06:43,010 Nothing he ever makes works. 103 00:06:47,570 --> 00:06:51,290 Please deposit another 25 cents to go to a parallel world. 104 00:06:53,110 --> 00:06:54,490 I don't have any more change. 105 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:56,230 I've got a bus pass. 106 00:06:56,850 --> 00:06:57,900 That'll work. 107 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:35,340 Looks like we're stuck in the same old boring world. 108 00:07:35,341 --> 00:07:40,469 In the news today, President Paris Hilton announced that cellulite is now 109 00:07:40,470 --> 00:07:41,520 illegal. 110 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:47,710 Don't let Mr. Mosby see us. Remember, we're banned from the lobby. 111 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:49,120 Hey, boys! 112 00:07:51,470 --> 00:07:52,910 Hey, Mr. Mosby. 113 00:07:53,430 --> 00:07:54,480 Nice shades. 114 00:08:01,800 --> 00:08:03,000 that we're in the lobby? 115 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:04,400 Upset? Why would I be upset? 116 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:07,520 Come on now. Hey, what do you think of my new lid? 117 00:08:07,911 --> 00:08:09,959 It's tight. 118 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,400 Actually, it fits perfectly. 119 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,960 Then, Mosby will show Mom the tape and get us grounded. 120 00:08:37,380 --> 00:08:40,120 Wow. She's even more devious than I thought. 121 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,500 And now he's shooting spitballs at the guests. 122 00:08:48,120 --> 00:08:49,170 Oh, gotcha. 123 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,260 Okay, this is officially weird. 124 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,180 Ow. Ow. 125 00:08:54,660 --> 00:08:55,710 Ow. 126 00:08:56,080 --> 00:08:58,000 Why are you wearing Maddie's clothes? 127 00:08:58,020 --> 00:08:59,580 These aren't Maddie's clothes. 128 00:08:59,680 --> 00:09:02,900 Well, except for her shoes, which, by the way, are... killing me. 129 00:09:03,440 --> 00:09:05,560 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go work. 130 00:09:06,340 --> 00:09:07,390 Work? 131 00:09:08,740 --> 00:09:10,300 Hi. Bonjour. 132 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:15,360 Kisses. Look, it's little me back from Paris. 133 00:09:17,191 --> 00:09:24,459 So, are the shoes you've been breaking in for me comfortable yet? They feel 134 00:09:24,460 --> 00:09:27,170 terrific, and I'm sure the blood stains will come out. 135 00:09:28,760 --> 00:09:31,160 Maddie, how can you afford all this stuff? 136 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:33,020 Did you win money? on a quiz show? 137 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,840 Maddie, on a quiz show? 138 00:09:35,260 --> 00:09:38,680 Please. She thinks a polygon means your parrot's missing. 139 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:43,480 She thinks Ecuador is how you get in an equa. 140 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:48,530 She thinks the Nutcracker Suite is the nicest room at the Nutcracker Hotel. 141 00:09:49,440 --> 00:09:51,620 She thinks... Are you trying to insult me? 142 00:09:52,900 --> 00:09:53,950 I rest my case. 143 00:09:55,440 --> 00:09:59,120 You better watch it, or your job at the Fitzpatrick Hotel will be history. 144 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:01,130 Fitzpatrick Hotel? 145 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,320 my daddy bought the hotel, duh. 146 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:19,380 But you aren't, and she's not, and mows me with the throwing. 147 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:25,099 Okay, we get it. You guys are all trying to teach us a lesson by creeping us 148 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,500 out, and it's working. 149 00:10:26,820 --> 00:10:28,540 I'm officially creeped. 150 00:10:30,060 --> 00:10:32,860 How far are you guys willing to go for a joke? 151 00:10:34,100 --> 00:10:36,300 Hey, dudes, go get your pogo sticks. 152 00:10:36,500 --> 00:10:37,550 We'll pogo in the... 153 00:11:08,140 --> 00:11:12,179 us not to do that anymore why would i say that then i'd have to cook for you 154 00:11:12,180 --> 00:11:18,519 okay see you guys tomorrow maybe where are you going i'm gonna go dye my hair 155 00:11:18,520 --> 00:11:24,039 blue so you can dye your hair blue but we can't go bungee jumping now who said 156 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:28,440 you can't go bungee jumping quicker than the elevator i can tell you that 157 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:47,320 I am here to clean the room. 158 00:11:48,300 --> 00:11:49,350 Esteban? 159 00:11:49,940 --> 00:11:50,990 Estebanita. 160 00:11:56,660 --> 00:12:00,620 Are you staring at me? 161 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:36,990 I can't believe Arlen's machine actually took us to a parallel universe. 162 00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:38,250 All for a quarter. 163 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:40,000 Yeah, there's the headline. 164 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,740 Whoa, check out the candy counter. 165 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:48,120 Hey, guys, go ahead. Take as much as you want. 166 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:51,450 Well, won't Wolfie be mad if he finds out we took some? 167 00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,200 He'll be mad if you don't. 168 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:55,050 Sweet thing. 169 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,960 and I would like to take a walk in them. 170 00:13:12,140 --> 00:13:14,680 Fine, but I bet you can't walk and chew gum. 171 00:13:14,880 --> 00:13:15,930 Oh, yeah? 172 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:28,500 I meant at the same time. 173 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:30,980 What am I, an acrobat? 174 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:35,760 Wow, this Maddie makes our London look like a genius. 175 00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,220 London, it's raining outside. 176 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,260 Very good, Maddie. 177 00:13:41,261 --> 00:13:43,939 I need you to hold my umbrella so I won't get wet. 178 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:45,080 Hold your own umbrella. 179 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:48,140 I can't. I'm too busy going, yay me! 180 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,520 Listen carefully. 181 00:13:52,420 --> 00:13:56,100 Nothing on earth will make me walk behind you holding an umbrella. 182 00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,370 Here's $500. 183 00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,470 After you. 184 00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:06,570 If I feel one drop of rain on my head, I'm going to give you such and such, 185 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,650 you'll plop. 186 00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,010 Boy, talk about irony. 187 00:14:13,021 --> 00:14:14,889 Uh -oh. 188 00:14:14,890 --> 00:14:16,690 My cotton candy stuck to the couch. 189 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:20,950 Zach, Cody, couches are not for eating. 190 00:14:21,250 --> 00:14:22,530 They're for jumping. 191 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,080 Come on. 192 00:14:24,250 --> 00:14:25,470 Come on. Woo -hoo. 193 00:14:25,471 --> 00:14:26,609 Woo -hoo. 194 00:14:26,610 --> 00:14:29,950 Okay, now, you go up and I go down. You go up and I go down. 195 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,690 Want to watch another movie? 196 00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:35,810 We've been watching movies for two days now. 197 00:14:36,210 --> 00:14:37,410 I can't even blink. 198 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,120 My eyes are out of saliva. 199 00:14:39,991 --> 00:14:41,959 Hi, guys. 200 00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:43,010 Bye, guys. 201 00:14:43,011 --> 00:14:44,659 Where are you going? 202 00:14:44,660 --> 00:14:47,310 On tour to promote my CD. It's number one on the charts. 203 00:14:47,311 --> 00:14:51,059 Well, who's going to take care of us? Well, you'll take care of him. He'll 204 00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:52,680 care of you. That's why I had twins. 205 00:14:54,340 --> 00:14:55,780 Is that such a good idea? 206 00:14:56,060 --> 00:14:59,790 Don't worry. I got everything taken care of. I've even got your dinner ready. 207 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,750 We've been kind of eating candy for two days. 208 00:15:06,080 --> 00:15:11,799 Yeah. Don't you... have any vegetables like green beans lima beans string beans 209 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:13,979 how about jelly beans 210 00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:19,060 yum 211 00:15:37,870 --> 00:15:38,920 It's A. Diddy. 212 00:15:38,921 --> 00:15:44,489 Hi, A. Diddy. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't wrinkle the leather, 213 00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:45,540 okay, babe? Okay. 214 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:48,360 Okay. 215 00:15:49,170 --> 00:15:50,910 So, are you ready to rock the world? 216 00:15:50,970 --> 00:15:53,500 Oh, as long as I'm with you, my world will be rocked. 217 00:15:57,130 --> 00:15:58,180 Yeah, listen. 218 00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:03,290 Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? 219 00:16:03,490 --> 00:16:04,870 A thousand. A thousand times. 220 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,850 You don't want to get involved with a guy like me. 221 00:16:08,980 --> 00:16:10,180 I'm nothing but trouble. 222 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,960 Trouble with great hair. 223 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:18,979 Mom, can we go with you? No, no, no, no. Having you two along wouldn't be good 224 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:20,060 for a superstar image. 225 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,710 Yeah. Haven't you seen the title of my new CD? 226 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,150 Terry Martin? 227 00:16:25,320 --> 00:16:26,400 Who needs kids? 228 00:16:29,900 --> 00:16:33,539 So, we're not going to see you for a whole year? Of course you're going to 229 00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:35,950 her. She's got a pay -per -view concert coming up. 230 00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:37,760 Well, don't we get a hug? Sorry. 231 00:16:37,980 --> 00:16:39,120 Got a plane to catch. 232 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:40,550 Hug each other. 233 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:46,940 But, Mom, I can't believe she really left. 234 00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,200 For a whole year. 235 00:16:49,840 --> 00:16:52,920 Well, on the bright side, we can do whatever we want. 236 00:16:53,200 --> 00:16:55,260 Go to bed late, eat junk food. 237 00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,560 But we're already doing that. 238 00:16:58,040 --> 00:17:01,530 I kind of miss Mom telling us to eat our vegetables and do our homework. 239 00:17:01,880 --> 00:17:02,930 Yeah. 240 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:07,030 And I miss ignoring... Mom telling us to eat our vegetables and do our homework. 241 00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:10,750 Having nothing but fun really isn't all that fun. 242 00:17:11,710 --> 00:17:12,760 Yeah. 243 00:17:12,950 --> 00:17:14,190 We gotta get back! 244 00:17:17,910 --> 00:17:19,710 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 245 00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,150 activated the PU. 246 00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:42,999 Yes. We better get down to Arwen's office before the lightning ends, or we 247 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,140 get stuck here forever. 248 00:17:48,340 --> 00:17:49,420 I got the quarter. 249 00:17:49,421 --> 00:17:52,859 Oh, and by the way, guess who's on the quarter in this world? 250 00:17:52,860 --> 00:17:53,910 George Washington? 251 00:17:53,940 --> 00:17:55,080 No, George Clooney. 252 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:00,580 I've got the bus pack. 253 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,630 Now all we have to do is just wait for some lightning. 254 00:18:16,330 --> 00:18:17,990 to weigh more than 108 pounds. 255 00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:22,230 This will be my last broadcast. 256 00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:25,810 It didn't work. 257 00:18:26,790 --> 00:18:28,950 Now we'll never see our real mom again. 258 00:18:30,230 --> 00:18:34,469 Wait a second. I just remembered something. When the lightning struck, 259 00:18:34,470 --> 00:18:35,520 against that lever. 260 00:18:35,710 --> 00:18:37,430 So, you want me to fall? 261 00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:07,390 Well, I missed you, too. 262 00:19:07,470 --> 00:19:08,670 How long were we gone? 263 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:10,210 You never left. 264 00:19:10,570 --> 00:19:13,090 Yes, we did. We were gone for two days. 265 00:19:13,330 --> 00:19:14,390 Your machine worked. 266 00:19:14,730 --> 00:19:16,470 It took us to a parallel universe. 267 00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:21,430 You wore leather, you had hair, and Mom had a huge crush on you. 268 00:19:21,690 --> 00:19:22,740 She did. 269 00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:23,960 Mom! 270 00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,850 P .U., here I come. 271 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:12,470 Yes, sir. 272 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:41,440 between one ply or two. 273 00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:46,600 Just so you know, tonight we'll be in bed, teeth brushed, by 7 .30. 274 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:47,890 7 .20. 275 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,300 TV off by 7. 276 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,020 What is going on? 277 00:20:51,740 --> 00:20:56,379 I know this sounds kind of crazy, but we went to a parallel world, and you let 278 00:20:56,380 --> 00:21:00,419 us do anything we wanted, and Mosby was pogo -sticking in the lobby, and you 279 00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:01,620 were in love with Arwen. 280 00:21:02,040 --> 00:21:04,270 That's it. No more sugared breakfast cereal. 281 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:23,590 school costume party. I did not think I looked that bad. 282 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:30,999 You guys want some pie 283 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,859 for dessert? I've got apple or cherry. 284 00:21:32,860 --> 00:21:33,960 How about spinach? 285 00:21:34,740 --> 00:21:37,820 Wow, that dream must have really affected you guys. 286 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:41,920 It wasn't a dream. If it was, how did we both have the same one? 287 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,930 Well, it's actually a pretty common thing with twins. It's called falle du. 288 00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:48,710 So that's French for we made the whole thing up? 289 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,919 Think about it. A phone booth that takes you to a parallel universe, bungee 290 00:21:53,920 --> 00:21:57,139 jumping off the building, and that all seems pretty far -fetched. 291 00:21:57,140 --> 00:21:59,320 I guess it was our twin telepathy again. 292 00:22:00,300 --> 00:22:02,320 I knew you were gonna say that! 293 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:06,240 Well, it's 728. 294 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:07,530 We better get to bed. 295 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,160 I sure hope we don't have that dream again. 296 00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:12,520 I'll be in in a second, guys. 297 00:22:19,470 --> 00:22:20,520 Clooney. 298 00:22:20,521 --> 00:22:22,179 I'll keep this one. 299 00:22:22,180 --> 00:22:26,730 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 22671

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