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Hi, I'm Dylan Sprouts, and you're
watching Disney Channel.
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The Tipton welcomes Quinn?
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Well, well, well.
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Nice to see we're finally being
appreciated around here.
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What would really make us feel welcome
is unlimited movies and dessert.
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Ooh, and a room with a hot tub wouldn't
be bad either.
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You know what would be better?
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You two moving to Guatemala.
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We happen to be having a twin convention
this weekend, and I expect you to make
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yourselves scarce.
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But we're twins.
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You can't keep us from our peeps.
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Wow.
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So this is what we look like to other
people.
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It's kind of creepy.
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You have no idea.
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Ooh, look at that cute girl over there.
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Ooh, and there she is again.
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One for each of us.
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I already have a girl.
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My beautiful Irma.
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Your beautiful Irma happens to have more
hair on her upper lip than you do.
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It's an unfortunate series of moles.
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No, it's hair. Mold. Hair. Mold. Hair.
Mold. Hairy mold.
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I
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landed on
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my A.
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What do you think of this outfit? Does
this shirt go with these pants? Who am I
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kidding? This doesn't match. I have to
change. Thanks, Mom.
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I'm here to help.
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What a loser.
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Say what you want, Zach, but one of you
has a date tonight while the other one
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is watching World's Funniest Truck
Collision.
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Hello?
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World's Funniest?
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Mom?
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World's Funniest until I saw that.
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I can't decide what to wear.
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Well, here's a thought.
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How about some pants?
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Come on.
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Oh,
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gold. Yeah.
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Come in.
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I love visiting you guys. The doorman
always calls me sir.
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I hope you don't mind, but I'll still
call you sir doofus.
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Oh, I'm about to make fun of Cody before
his date, and it's always nice to have
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backup. Actually, I'm here because Cody
doesn't have a date.
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Irma postponed it. So when?
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Well, when I say postponed, I mean
dumped.
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She dumped him?
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Oh, man, this is going to crush him.
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Let me handle this. This has got to be
done very gently.
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Hey, Cody, welcome to the club.
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What club?
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The guys who aren't dating Irma Club.
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That's your idea of gentle?
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Hey, I didn't kick him.
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You're lying.
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I got it directly from the source. Irma
told Cam, who told Phil, who told
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Ashley, who told Brenda, who told Dylan,
who told Cole, who told me.
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It's over.
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But why?
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What happened?
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She got back together with her camp
boyfriend.
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No.
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Not Joaquin.
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The one with the 12 -speed bike and the
puka shell necklace.
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It's horrible.
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Okay. Buddy, this was a tough break, but
there are lots of fish in the sea.
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I don't want a fish.
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I want Irma.
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Come on.
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With whiskers like those, she looks like
a catfish.
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Mosey, something's wrong.
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double. We're having a twin convention.
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Everyone here is a twin, like Zack and
Cody.
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Zack and Cody are twins?
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Since when?
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Oh, about six months ago.
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We should tell them about the
convention.
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Sorry, excuse me.
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Sorry, excuse me.
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Okay, you go right, I'll go left.
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Which way's my right?
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I write with my right hand.
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This one, this one.
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You two are the perfect couple.
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I'm London, like the city. I'm Kirk,
like the captain.
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Well, captain.
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I'd love to sing and talk, but I have to
have a facial for my face.
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Faith, feel free to watch me leave.
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This hotel is boring. Yeah.
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Hey, damn!
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What?
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Who do those guys remind me of?
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Got me.
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Excuse me, please. I'm Jessica.
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Have you by any chance seen someone who
looks exactly like me?
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Yeah.
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Last night.
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In my dreams.
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Last night I dreamt that I was being
devoured by ferocious hamsters.
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Turns out it was just my little brother
nibbling on my toes.
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Okay, ciao.
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I just met him.
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Excuse me, can I get a chocolate bar,
please?
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You can have anything you want.
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I want a chocolate bar, please.
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You're a man with a purpose.
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I like that.
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So, are you a twin?
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Yeah, are you?
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No, my parents are old -fashioned. They
like to make them one at a time.
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How about I show you one of Boston's
most elegant restaurants?
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Ever had a seven -meat pizza?
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More intriguing.
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Or disgusting.
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It's both.
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So, how about it?
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Thanks, but I don't go anywhere without
my sister Janice.
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No problem.
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I'll take my vitamins.
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I meant, could you bring your brother?
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That's another way to go.
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So, do you think your brother would be
into it?
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Oh! Yeah, definitely.
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He's a party animal.
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Nonstop fun.
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So, did you want to take a break?
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No.
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Cleaning helps me forget about... Irma.
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Well, in that case, bathroom's the best.
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Dude, good news. I got you a date. With
Irma? No, bitch.
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us up with gorgeous English twins.
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We're going on a date tomorrow night.
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No. But come on, this is the best thing
that's happened. It's too soon to start
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dating again.
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It's been a whole hour.
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How much time do you need?
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Tell him he's done with the bathroom.
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Come on, do it for me.
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No. And because you're going to ask
again?
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No. Again.
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Zach, I think you're being very
insensitive to your brother's feelings.
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You shouldn't use them for your own
selfish agenda.
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Don't forget to breathe so, Connie.
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What are you looking for?
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Not a what. A who.
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A hot who.
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You meant a hot who? How? Here.
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I meant a hot who, too.
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Oh, there he is!
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That's your Q guy?
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That's my Q guy!
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Tell her!
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Wow. Did you guys rehearse?
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No.
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Tell Maddie you came over here to ask me
out.
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Actually, I just came for another
chocolate bar.
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But if you two want to go out, I could
ask my twin brother.
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That could work.
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Oh, you guys will love Dirk. He's smart.
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Oh, I'll take him. I'll get him.
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This worked out great.
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Yeah, there's a good -looking smart one
for me and a good -looking other one for
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you.
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There he is.
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He is a funny looking guy.
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Thanks.
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We're fraternal twins.
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No, you're not. You don't look anything
alike.
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That's what fraternal means.
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He is a smart one.
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I just polished that table.
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Whoa!
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Oh, and I waxed the floor.
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Dude, look at you.
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The suite is clean, but you're a mess.
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You need to get back out there.
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But you might want to take off the apron
first.
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I told you I'm not ready.
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I understand.
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Only time can mend a broken heart.
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Thank you. You got five minutes. Because
that's when Jessica and Janice are
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going to be here for our date. What part
of not going don't you understand?
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The not part.
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Dude, they're twins.
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Gorgeous twins.
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On vacation.
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What they do in Boston stays in Boston.
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I can't cheat on Irma.
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She's cheating on you.
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You gonna stay here scrubbing while
she's twirling Joaquin's puka shells?
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I don't know.
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe? These girls have British accents.
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Even when they dump you, it'll sound
great.
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Which they won't because you were once a
terrific guy.
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Okay.
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Okay, I think I can do this.
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Atta boy. You're the bounce back kid.
I'm the bounce back kid. And you're
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out tonight. I'm going out. And you're
gonna have fun. I'm gonna have fun!
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That's the girls.
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Irma used to knock just like that.
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Irma!
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Wow. This time he didn't even make it to
the couch.
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This double date is gonna be so much
fun. Patrick always gives me a great
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Table for four, please.
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Oh, I see why Patrick drives a foreign
sports car.
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Mosby, where's Patrick?
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He crashed his foreign sports car.
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Why isn't Rich filling in for him? Rich
is the one he crashed into.
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What about Gary? Gary got hit by the
ambulance. This way.
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This isn't fair.
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Why do I get to goof his twin? You
picked him before I saw him. He's not
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bad. His shirt was sticking out of his
fly.
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Maybe that's the style. Yeah,
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yeah.
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Aren't you the one who always says you
can't judge a book by its cover?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Aren't you the one who always says if
you look down deep, you can always find
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something nice about someone? Yeah,
yeah.
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Aren't you the one who always says...
Yeah, yeah, okay, I'm the one.
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Hey, girls. You look great.
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Thanks!
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Wow, you are really good at that.
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So Kirk and I sit here, and you guys sit
way over there.
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So, Dirk, do you have any hobbies?
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Taxidermy. I like to stuff dead things.
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Who doesn't?
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I also read medical journals.
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Did you know that 80 hairs fall out of
your head every day?
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Um, can we not talk about hair?
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Unless it's mine.
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Sure, we can talk about skin.
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Did you know that the dust under your
bed is mostly dead skin?
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Okay, he's hungry.
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So, Kirk, do you see anything you like?
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Oh, definitely.
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The steak is really great here.
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Did you know that it takes three hours
for meat to move through your intestines
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so the bile can churn up the gastric
acid?
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I think I'll have a salad.
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Didn't you know?
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Don't care.
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We take each other's places all the
time. All the time. I remember when...
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yes, that was brilliant.
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Oh, and what about the time... And the
parents? That was the best.
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You know, we've had some wild times,
too, haven't we, Coaster?
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No.
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Your brother seems a tad depressed.
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More like a smidge. Even more like a
smidge. But still sad.
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Oh, yes, definitely sad.
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Oh, he's not sad.
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Are you, Cody?
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No, no, I'm fine.
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Never been better.
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Cheese stick.
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You know, Cody, it's not good to keep
things bottled up. Not good at all.
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Bad, really. Really bad.
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Oh, not really.
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Okay, Cody, tell us. Yeah, do tell.
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No, I don't want to bring anyone down.
Good thinking. It's Irma. Way to hold
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out.
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Who's Irma?
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His gerbil. She went to the big squeaky
wheel in the sky.
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How sad.
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Really sad.
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Well, I'm going to run to the loo. And
when I get back, you better be happy.
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I'm not even thinking of Bermal.
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You could always get another gerbil.
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But this time I'd get two, just in case.
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Bermal was my girlfriend.
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You were dating a gerbil?
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Well, to each his own.
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Strange country, America.
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No, she was a person.
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Zach just said she was a gerbil because
he didn't want me to ruin his date.
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She just broke up with me yesterday.
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Yesterday? You poor thing.
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You poor, poor thing.
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After I broke up with Troy, I wept for a
month. I told you not to go out with an
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older man.
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He was 13 and a half.
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You went out with Ronald and he was 14?
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Yes, but he was short for his age.
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Hi, Miss Irma. Hi, Miss Troy.
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Hope you gentlemen are enjoying your
steak.
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We're not having steak. No, we're having
seafood.
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Seafood? Yeah, seafood.
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Oh,
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this pasta's fantastic.
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Oh, try some of mine.
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No thanks, I don't feel like sharing.
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How was your offering?
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Oh, but you can have my baked potato.
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Well, don't you want any?
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Nah, I feel like I can still taste the
fertilizer.
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Did you know it takes six bags of cow
manure to grow one bag of potatoes?
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Can we please talk about something that
doesn't make me, I don't know, gag?
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Actually, gagging is good. It heaves up
old mucus that's just caked with
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bacteria.
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Hunting, I have a word with you, please.
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This is the worst... This is the worst
date of my life. I'm leaving.
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You can't. He's not that bad.
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He scratched his back with a fork.
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And then he used it.
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You guys are talking about me, aren't
you?
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No.
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Actually, she was hoping you'd follow
her out.
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See, Maddie?
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It worked.
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Toodles.
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Look, Dirk. You don't have to say it.
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I know this has been a lousy dinner for
you. I mean, I'm no Kirk.
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I'm not handsome.
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I'm not charming. I'm not funny.
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Feel free to disagree.
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Hey, that was kind of funny.
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So you think there's hope for me?
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Of course.
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Look, you're obviously smart.
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And you know more about bodily
secretions than any boy I have ever met.
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Someday, you're going to make a great
doctor.
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Oh, I don't want to be a doctor.
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I want to be a male model.
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Really? Gotcha.
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See? That's a bad one to loosen up.
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Thanks, Maddie.
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You're awesome.
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I know.
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Look.
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There's this girl I met tonight that I'd
really like a second chance with.
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Think she might be interested?
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She might be.
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Great, because I'm nuts about London.
Can you distract Kirk so I can ask her
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out?
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I think she's really hot, and I like
them dumb and rich.
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Well, I know London likes them rude and
soggy.
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You're soaking wet.
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Daddy, why'd you do that?
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He wanted me to help him land another
girl. What a jerk.
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Yeah, it was you.
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Well, at least he's got good teeth.
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There's a sweetie crying on my shoulder.
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He's crying on my shoulder.
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He has two eyes, doesn't he?
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00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,770
So... Who's up for some video games?
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00:20:30,790 --> 00:20:33,810
How can you play video games when your
father's in pain?
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Cody needs comforting. We're here for
him.
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We think it's wonderful to see a boy who
expresses his emotions.
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Only a real man is not afraid to cry.
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00:20:46,450 --> 00:20:50,610
Well, I'm not afraid to cry. I cry at
puppies and rainbows.
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00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:53,870
Oh, and I watch the women's channel all
the time.
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00:20:54,150 --> 00:20:57,810
When Rachel broke up with Guillermo for
the one -legged tennis player.
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I blubbered like a baby.
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Poor Guillermo.
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I need a moment.
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Come on, Cody. Why don't we go to the
cinema?
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Our treat.
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Well, it might help me forget.
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I'm sorry your date was ruined, but you
got what you deserved.
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Is there no shoulder for me to cry on?
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You pushed your brother to go out before
he was ready just so you could have
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fun. Honey, it's going to be a long time
before he's comfortable around girls.
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I had a wonderful time, ladies.
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Don't forget, see you tomorrow for
breakfast, teens.
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00:22:16,151 --> 00:22:23,059
Can't thank you enough. If you hadn't
told me to get back out there, I'd be
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sitting here alone and so depressed.
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