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first day of the new semester.
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Woodshop is going great.
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Mr. Woodburn loves me.
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He's letting me work with mahogany.
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Excuse me, did you just say a teacher
loves you?
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Yeah, I know.
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Threw me for a loop, too.
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Cody, how was your new math class?
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You mean advanced calculus covering
functions, limits, convergence,
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and multivariables?
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Yeah, that one.
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They canceled it. I was the only one who
showed up.
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Oh, yeah, I heard about that. Even the
teacher didn't show up.
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Cody, you might want to take a little
less challenging course for your
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Some fun.
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You want me to take an easy class?
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Like woodshop?
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What makes you think woodshop is easy?
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Hello? You're taking it.
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Come on. How hard could it be to make a
stupid buck?
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It's not just a stupid box.
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It's got automatic drawers.
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What? No dancing girls?
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Here I am in your life.
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Here you are in mine.
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Yes, we have a sweet life.
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Most of the time.
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You and me, we got the world to see. So
come on down.
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Just me and you.
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So come on down.
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It's you and me and me and you. We got
the whole place to ourselves.
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You and me, we got it all for free. So
come on down.
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It is the free life.
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I'm doing my short story for English
class.
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Want to hear it? No, I'm playing
solitaire.
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Okay.
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It's about a starving Slavic peasant in
the 15th century.
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Svetlana watched the aurora borealis
paint the night sky bloody, then lay
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on her threadbare blanket and gently
froze to death.
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That's fantastic!
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You really liked it? No, I won! And the
little cards are dancing!
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Well... Let's hear some of your story.
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Okay, it's about Ivana.
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I am a dog who lives in a hotel.
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Yes.
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That's it?
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That's all you wrote?
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Hello, short story?
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Duh.
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But you didn't tell us your name or who
you are or what you do together. And you
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also misspelled dog.
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I'm sunk.
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This assignment is due tomorrow, and it
took me forever to write that sentence.
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That's a shame, because a little dog
living in a hotel is a good idea.
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That's the only kind I have.
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In fact, it can make a great children's
story.
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My name is Ivana.
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I live at the Tipton.
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It's a very special hotel.
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Uh -huh.
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There's Maddie and Moseby.
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There's Zach and there's Cody.
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And London, who loves me so well.
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Oh, what a great story.
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How can you make it up on the spot?
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Is there a name for that?
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Intelligent?
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And that's how the screwdriver got its
name.
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When you need to drive a screw, you use
a screwdriver.
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Can this class be any easier?
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Shh. I'm trying to take notes.
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Maybe you should take notes.
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It's just wood shop.
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You think wood shop is easy? Is that it,
son?
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Well, uh... Do you know your woods?
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Mahogany? Walnut? Oak?
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Maple? Well, no... Rosewood?
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Teak? Pine?
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Hemlock? Fir?
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Spruce? Ash?
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Birch? Elm?
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Poplar? Spanish cedar? Douglas fir?
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Cottonwood? Balsa? Cherry?
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This is all news to you, isn't it,
fella?
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Yolanda.
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The copying machine is jammed.
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Oh.
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I can fix that.
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Zach, watch the class.
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All right, people.
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Back to your projects. And remember,
never chisel toward yourself.
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What are you doing?
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Getting ready to drill a hole.
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Well, here in Woodshop, we tuck in our
shirts before we use tools.
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But this shirt is 100 % linen. If I tuck
it in then take it out, it'll be
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wrinkled. Well, there's a 100 % chance
you'll be wrinkled when you get sucked
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into a sander.
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These safety rules were made for your
own protection.
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Oh, yeah?
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And who came up with them?
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Nine -Finger Nick.
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Okay, well, forget the drill.
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I'll just put the screw in without it.
See? This one's got a sharpy pointy end.
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If you don't drill a hole, you'll split
the wood.
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No, I won't.
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You split the wood.
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You wasted a perfectly good piece of
wood.
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You think wood grows on trees?
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You're getting a demerit, young man.
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He's very strict.
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Yesterday, he made me do push -ups for
sanding against the grain.
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But I've never gotten a demerit in my
life.
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Then this is a very special moment.
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I'm glad I was here to share it with
you.
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I got an A, A, A.
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I got an A. Give me an A. What does that
say?
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When are you going to stop?
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When it starts to get on people's
nerves.
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Well, that was four hours and 59 minutes
ago.
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You're just grumpy because your short
story got a B.
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You got a B. You got a B.
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That's because Sister Dominic failed to
see my symbolism and my clever use of
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metaphor and irony.
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I don't know what you just said, but you
got a B. You got a B.
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And I got an A.
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A, A, A.
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Wait a minute.
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My name is Ivana.
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live at the Tipton. It's a very special
hotel. I wrote this.
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No, you spoke it, but I wrote it.
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Writing it down doesn't make you the
author.
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I know. Beginning in A does.
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Amy!
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Come here.
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London!
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The entire Tipton staff and I would like
to extend our sincerest congratulations
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regarding your academic miracles.
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Your father will be most pleased to hear
about your A. I wouldn't be surprised
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if he sent you a lavish gift.
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And if I know Daddy, it'll be something
that starts with an A. Could be.
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Like a yacht!
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So, why don't we put your paper on
display at the check -in desk?
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Love it!
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All right.
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You know, I could tell Mosby where his
short story came from.
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So you help me a little. Big deal.
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Look, it's the only A I've ever gotten.
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And it would be awfully mean of you to
take it away from me.
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I don't know if you know this, but I'm
not exactly what you call smart.
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Okay, okay, I won't say anything.
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As long as the next A is one you get on
your own.
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Deal. And you promise not to tell?
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Yes, I promise I won't tell.
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Or may the evil Fitzpatrick leprechaun
steal me away in the night.
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You believe in evil leprechauns?
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They're not all nice, you know.
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Hey, guys. Mom.
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Dad gave me a demerit in woodshop
because he's jealous of my perfect 4 .0
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average. Did not.
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He's just jealous because there's
something of school I'm better at. Not
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So true. Not true. Nice to see you guys,
too.
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My day was fine, thanks. A foot rub? I'd
love one.
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Mom.
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I'll never keep my perfect average.
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I'm doomed.
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Relax, Cody. I think you're putting way
too much pressure on yourself.
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Uh -uh.
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I'm not putting too much pressure on me.
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Harvard's putting too much pressure on
me. Yale is putting too much pressure on
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me. Princeton, MIT, Stanford.
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Do you think they're out there looking
for underachievers? If I don't ace
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Woodshop, I'll one -up one of those guys
who sells hot dogs and sleeps in a
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taxi.
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Hey, how much does that pay?
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Look what Daddy sent me for getting an A
on my short story.
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A, solid gold pen.
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Well, it was a job well done.
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London,
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I must admit, I didn't know you had it
in you.
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Maybe she had it right beside her.
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You know, my next story is about a girl
who breaks her promise and is taken away
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by evil leprechauns.
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London?
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I've got great news for you.
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My sister is in desktop publishing.
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She absolutely adores your little dog
story.
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She wants to publish it as a children's
book.
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What?
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She says that Ivana lives in a hotel,
will be out next month, and will sell
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millions.
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Leave me! Thank you!
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Lousy leprechauns!
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I must say, we are very impressed with
your college application, young man.
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I think our college would be lucky to
have someone with your... Oh.
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What's that?
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What's what?
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It says here you received a B in middle
school woodshop.
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Oh! I can't explain that. Oh, did a
meteorite hit your school?
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No, but... Then you have no excuse, do
you?
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Well, I was under a lot of pressure, and
my brother gave me a demerit, and I
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couldn't finish my little... You're
cracked! Is that it? You folded and
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with a B.
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Listen up, Sparky. We here at Big Snooty
Ivy League College do not take
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people who got a B.
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But it was only Woodshop.
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Oh, don't worry.
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We have a position for you at our
school.
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You do?
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No!
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Cody, wake up!
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Oh, man!
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I just had the worst nightmare!
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We were taking woodshop, and you were
the star pupil, and I was the one
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Oh, the whole thing was totally
unbelievable!
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Okay.
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It's okay.
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All right.
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Just a dream.
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You're just all true when our final is
this afternoon.
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No!
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Yes!
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Get dressed.
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All right, everyone. We're going to give
our book
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signer a little break.
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And then continue with the book reading
in the lounge. Huh?
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Wow. Being a famous author is more worth
than I thought.
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Oh, yeah.
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Must be tough. Sending books, getting
praise, forgetting to mention you stole
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everything from me. You know what,
Maddie? I'm beginning to think you're
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jealous.
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I'm not jealous.
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I'm furious.
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I mean, you're getting money and awards
and fame for something that I wrote.
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Based on my idea, my dog, my hotel, my
work.
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Well, it's because I'm a best -selling
author on top of being rich and
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beautiful.
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Oh, Maddie.
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Maddie, Maddie, Maddie.
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Is it so hard for you to make your heart
an open place?
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No, it's just that... Envy isn't pretty,
dear.
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In fact, it's one of the seven deadly
sins.
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So is stealing.
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Sister?
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I think London has something to tell you
about her book.
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You do? What is it, London?
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Well, Sister Dominic, you should know.
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Yes?
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When they make my book into a movie, I
want Britney Spears to play me.
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Oh, I love her! She's such a talented
actress!
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Okay,
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everybody. This is your woodshop final.
The grade you get on this project today
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counts for one -third of your final
grade.
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Hey!
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Would you relax?
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You're going to do fine.
256
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No, he won't. He's hopeless.
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Not helping. Not lying.
258
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So there are no misunderstandings. Let's
go over the rules carefully.
259
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You are to make something out of wood.
260
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You have one hour.
261
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You may begin.
262
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Oh, Nelson.
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Oh, Yolanda.
264
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The copying machine.
265
00:14:16,841 --> 00:14:18,059
Needs toner?
266
00:14:18,060 --> 00:14:20,600
Yes. I tried to fix it, but... Ah, say
no more.
267
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Remember, I can fix anything.
268
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Carry on.
269
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And remember, wood.
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Hey, Bob.
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Oh, hey.
272
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Watch it. If I get a splinter back
there, I'll never get it out.
273
00:15:36,780 --> 00:15:41,099
When my sister asked London to do this
book signing, she couldn't say yes fast
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enough. London simply loves people.
275
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Especially people who bring cameras.
276
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Right,
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00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:54,419
now you sit right over here. There you
go. And you sit. That's good. Oh, no,
278
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no. Don't pick up on my sock. That's a
bad thing.
279
00:15:58,280 --> 00:16:02,580
When's this reading going to start? I've
got finger painting at four.
280
00:16:08,010 --> 00:16:09,330
Reading makes you smarter.
281
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:16,609
My name is Ivana. I live at the Tipton.
It's a very special
282
00:16:16,610 --> 00:16:18,730
hotel. I have a dog, too.
283
00:16:18,731 --> 00:16:20,229
Excuse me.
284
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,280
London's talking.
285
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:28,809
There's Maddie and Mosey. There's Zach
and there's Cody. And London, who loves
286
00:16:28,810 --> 00:16:29,729
me so well.
287
00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:30,930
I like this book.
288
00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:32,089
Me, too.
289
00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,140
Yeah, London.
290
00:16:33,210 --> 00:16:34,710
Was it hard to write it?
291
00:16:35,590 --> 00:16:38,670
Uh... I just listened to the voice
inside my head.
292
00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:42,250
I thought the Q &A was after 3. So did
I.
293
00:16:42,550 --> 00:16:43,970
So put a sock in it, Maddie.
294
00:16:44,890 --> 00:16:49,370
One day, it was dark. I got lost in the
park. I couldn't find my way home.
295
00:16:53,930 --> 00:16:55,010
Bless you for calling.
296
00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:57,040
Yes?
297
00:16:57,230 --> 00:16:58,280
What?
298
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:02,610
Oh! I was just trying to... Oh!
299
00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:09,929
news. My sister just sold the film
rights to your book for a hundred
300
00:17:09,930 --> 00:17:11,270
smack -a -roonies!
301
00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:18,010
Jamie! I think Britney Spears should
play you in the movie.
302
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:20,710
She's really talented.
303
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:25,869
All right, that's it. I don't care if
the evil leprechauns do come for me.
304
00:17:25,950 --> 00:17:27,000
I'm...
305
00:17:29,011 --> 00:17:35,039
Excuse me, I'm looking for the author of
Ivana Lives in a Hotel.
306
00:17:35,040 --> 00:17:35,699
That's me!
307
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:40,139
The author of that book is being sued
for a million dollars by Heartstrings
308
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,520
Press. She wrote it!
309
00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:46,559
Well, whoever wrote it plagiarized their
book, The Little Puppy Who Lives in a
310
00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,579
Hotel.
311
00:17:47,580 --> 00:17:50,060
Oh, my mother used to read that book to
me.
312
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,160
My name is Rover.
313
00:17:52,460 --> 00:17:55,180
I live at the Dover. It's a very special
hotel.
314
00:17:57,391 --> 00:17:59,159
That's it.
315
00:17:59,160 --> 00:18:00,210
Exactly.
316
00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:03,099
You must have remembered it
subconsciously. Aha!
317
00:18:03,100 --> 00:18:05,750
Dude, me, you wrote it. I just said it.
You wrote it down.
318
00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:06,890
Who's richer?
319
00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:08,110
Like me.
320
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,340
Let's blow this popsicle stand.
321
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,160
Now, London, is this true?
322
00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:22,800
The story that I put up on the board is
not yours?
323
00:18:23,340 --> 00:18:25,060
Well, not completely.
324
00:18:26,260 --> 00:18:28,840
I just want you to be proud of me.
325
00:18:29,340 --> 00:18:31,200
I've always been proud of you, London.
326
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,250
Except for now.
327
00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:35,500
I'm sorry, Mosby.
328
00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:37,880
I'm sorry, Maddie.
329
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:39,800
I'm sorry, sister.
330
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:43,440
It's not entirely your fault, my dear.
331
00:18:43,860 --> 00:18:45,720
Madeline shouldn't have tempted you.
332
00:18:48,300 --> 00:18:49,720
Yeah, but London... Shh!
333
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,860
You can work it out tomorrow while
you're in detention.
334
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:55,200
That is cruel and unusual punishment.
335
00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:58,340
No, dear. Reading your Svetlana story
was.
336
00:18:59,070 --> 00:19:00,930
Gently froze to death.
337
00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,630
Give me a break.
338
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,220
was supposed to be a birdhouse.
339
00:19:42,080 --> 00:19:43,240
Yeah, I can see that.
340
00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,199
Yeah, and it's got different levels to
it. It's... Yeah, it's kind of like a
341
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,920
bird condo. Oh, yeah, you know, you put
the tennis court on top of it.
342
00:19:51,340 --> 00:19:52,390
I move in.
343
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:57,199
Thanks for trying to make me feel
better, guys.
344
00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,440
But I'm getting an F, and we all know
it.
345
00:19:59,860 --> 00:20:02,820
Hey, I get Fs all the time. It's no big
deal.
346
00:20:03,340 --> 00:20:04,920
But I've never gotten one.
347
00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:06,620
And I don't want to start now.
348
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,700
F's all the time.
349
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:19,080
It's no big deal.
350
00:20:19,550 --> 00:20:21,410
But you can't do that.
351
00:20:22,090 --> 00:20:23,140
Sure I can.
352
00:20:23,230 --> 00:20:25,150
I don't mind getting another bad grade.
353
00:20:25,350 --> 00:20:27,400
And getting an A means everything to
you.
354
00:20:28,421 --> 00:20:30,209
Time's up.
355
00:20:30,210 --> 00:20:31,650
Everybody put your wood down.
356
00:20:32,830 --> 00:20:34,390
Okay, let's see what we got here.
357
00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:37,470
Cody, this clock is amazing.
358
00:20:38,250 --> 00:20:39,690
I didn't know you had it in you.
359
00:20:40,130 --> 00:20:41,950
Yeah, neither did I.
360
00:20:44,430 --> 00:20:48,430
I can't wait to see what wooden
masterpiece my star pupil has created.
361
00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:54,050
Is that a wheelbarrow?
362
00:20:55,690 --> 00:20:56,740
Sure.
363
00:20:59,510 --> 00:21:01,070
I'm afraid I can only give you a C.
364
00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:03,570
Well, you gotta do what you gotta do.
365
00:21:04,770 --> 00:21:06,770
It's a shame you picked today to choke.
366
00:21:07,030 --> 00:21:10,100
I was gonna recommend you for advanced
placement, woodshop.
367
00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:13,470
Whatever. I can't take this!
368
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,700
I didn't make this clock.
369
00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:18,070
Zach made it.
370
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,370
Then I made that.
371
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:21,270
The wheelbarrow?
372
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:24,630
Actually, it was supposed to be a
birdhouse.
373
00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,120
If it's a birdhouse, it gets an F.
374
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,560
If it's a wheelbarrow, it's a C.
375
00:21:29,820 --> 00:21:30,870
It's a wheelbarrow.
376
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:38,780
Hey, guys, how was the woodshop final?
377
00:21:38,940 --> 00:21:40,540
Great. I got an A.
378
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:42,380
Oh, my gosh, that's great.
379
00:21:44,981 --> 00:21:46,989
a C.
380
00:21:46,990 --> 00:21:48,110
Oh, honey, it's okay.
381
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:49,630
I'll make you cookies.
382
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:53,550
Hey, why don't you ever bake me cookies
when I get a C?
383
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:56,390
There's not enough dough in the world.
384
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:58,800
Well, that's true.
385
00:22:00,410 --> 00:22:03,050
Oh, Cody, I know it must be hard for you
getting a C.
386
00:22:03,730 --> 00:22:06,090
Actually, Mom, I think I'm going to be
okay.
387
00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:07,640
You are?
388
00:22:08,010 --> 00:22:12,750
Sure. I mean, I got a C and the sky
didn't fall. The earth didn't stop
389
00:22:12,751 --> 00:22:16,209
And I found out I could take woodshop
pass fail.
390
00:22:16,210 --> 00:22:22,470
Well, the best part is I have this
gorgeous clock and this lovely
391
00:22:23,590 --> 00:22:25,330
It's a birdhouse. That's what I said.
392
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:29,910
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