All language subtitles for The Suite Life of Zack and Cody s02e08 Mosebys Big Brother.eng

Can I help you?

Can we go ride our bike? Sure.

Great. One small problem.

Don't have any.

Of course you do. I just bought you new
ones.

Eight years ago.

What? Yeah, it's not possible.

How do you know? It's been eight years.

So, obviously, it looks like new bikes
are a necessity.

All right, let's see.

With what I made last month and with
what you spent, what we have left for

is minus $12.

I'll take my minus six in cash.

Here I am in your life.

Here you are in mine.

Yes, we have a sweet life Most of the
time You and me, we got the world to see

So come on down Just me and you know
what to do So come on down

It's you and me, me and you We got the
whole place to ourselves You and me, we

got it all for free So come on down This
is the sweet life

I can't believe Mom is making us buy our
own bikes.

What's she good for?

Food? Shelter?

Clothing? Love?

Well, you can't ride love to the mall.

We need bikes.

Well, do you still have the birthday
money we got from Dad?

Only 30 bucks.

What is yours?

Accruing a healthy 8 .7 % interest in a
short -term no -load mutual fund.

Well, why don't we mutually unload it?

My guess is there will be a penalty for
early withdrawal.

So, does that mean you have it or not?

I only have $76 .32.

You can't buy a bike for that.

You can if we can buy no money.

Let's go buy a bike.

Stop right now!

Mr. Mosby, you seem more tense than
usual.

I didn't think it was possible.

Look, my big brother is coming to town
to solve a major business deal, and

everything must be perfect.

Tell him not to come.

Too late.

My horoscope says this is a bad time for
relatives to visit.

Your horoscope telephoned you?

I have it emailed to me, and today it
says, a relative nightmare.

Stay away from family and fried cheese.

Horoscopes are stupid.

Although that fried cheese thing makes
sense.

Well, let's read yours, Maddie.

You are a mess. Your life is going
nowhere.

It's a good day to stay home. Too bad
you can't afford to. Boy, did they nail

you.

Would you two stop it? The last thing I
need is for my big brother to see my

employees bickering. I want to impress
him.

Oh, Mr. Mosby, stop worrying.

You are the most impressive man I've
ever met.

If you lived in my village, you would be
mayor instead of that stupid monkey.

There will be no monkey talk when
Spencer gets here.

Mr. Mosby, why are you so uptight about
your brother?

Because I've never been able to measure
up to him.

He was a straight -A student, got all
the pretty girls. He was a multi

-millionaire by the time he was 30.

Oh, he casts a giant shadow.

Hey, little bro.

I can't wait to see a shadow.

Hey, big bro.

Welcome to the Tipton.

Actually, the N on your sign's burnt
out, so it's the Tiptoe.

I thought my last name was pronounced
Tipton.

You must be London.

And who might this other young lady be?

It might be Maddie Fitzpatrick.

Oh, in fact, I am.

Nice to meet you. I don't know what you
do, but I'm sure my brother runs the

page.

That's for sure.

You said the customer is always right.

Yes, and so is the manager. Now get back
to your candy counter before I make you

fix the inn.

Before you go, could you put together a
candy basket for me?

And give yourself a nice tip.

I love your brother.

Doesn't everyone?

Esteban, could you take my bags to my
room, please?

He knows my name.

You have the name tag.

Sorry it's only a 20.

I'm a little short.

A little?

Hey, honey, what's new?

What's new is a bike. The most
beautiful, fantastic, best bike ever.

Oh, it sounds great.

Where is it? That's right.

But I've got the receipt, see?

So you guys are going to share it?

Yeah. I've even made up a schedule.

Zach's due back in five minutes, and
then that baby is all mine.

I can picture it now.

Freedom. Freedom of the open road. The
wind flowing through my hair. I

mean, through the holes in my helmet.

I admire you, Maddie. You're always
doing schoolwork.

I'm emailing a fake horoscope to London
to mess with her head.

What are you making the horoscope take?

Well, she was gloating about getting
tickets to the concert at the Fleet

tonight. So, her horoscope now says it
is a bad night to hear music.

Oh, she would never buy that.

Would someone turn off that elevator
music?

My horoscope says that today is a bad
day to listen to music.

the elevator.

I almost missed my floor. I couldn't
hear the ding.

Does anyone want two tickets to a
concert tonight? Say yes.

Yes.

Here, take them.

Wait a minute.

Should we be taking advantage of poor
Miss London like this?

Please. When she had trouble potty
training her dog, she made you dress up

a hydrant.

Oh, let's really stick it to her, girl.

supposed to be back hours ago i was
hello schedule

sorry but there's this emergency at the
park what

i met this girl selena oh please we
started riding

and talking and sitting and talking and
drinking sodas and talking man girls can

talk just give me the bike i've been
waiting for hours

You can ride tomorrow.

Since it's your turn, I'll let you take
it upstairs.

Oh, Esteban, it's almost checkout time.
Hurry up to Spencer's room and get his

bag. He's leaving so soon? It's only
been one day.

One day is like seven years in Spencer
time.

I'm sick of hearing how he's always done
so much better than I. You shouldn't

hold a grudge. And I don't. My rubber
band pot holder was just as good as his.

No, it wasn't. Mom still uses mine.

Then maybe you should go visit her.

Esteban, get his bags.

I'd like to hold off on that if you
don't mind.

Don't tell me you're staying.

And by that I mean, don't tell me you're
staying?

Marion, you're not trying to get rid of
me, are you? No.

Because I thought we were really
reconnecting. In fact, I'd like to stay

more days.

No.

Kidding.

Okay. Well, if you're going to stay, I'm
going to need to run your credit card.

Marion, I'm a millionaire.

I know.

It's just company policy.

Huh.

That's odd.

It's rejecting it.

Maybe it's your machine.

The machine is telling me to confiscate
your car.

All right. If you must know, I've
recently suffered a small setback. How

I'm broke.

Oh, no.

And I'm going to need to stay longer.

Oh, no.

Zach should be back any minute with my
bike. It is so cool.

So my bike has got pegs, and it's racing
red.

We were thinking about going with Candy
Apple Red, but that didn't seem to pop.

Finally, you're back with the bike.

Yup, it's all yours.

Oh, yeah, I kind of broke it. I know it
looks bad, but hey, you love jigsaw

puzzles.

You broke it, you fix it.

Because I'm not fixing this.

This is your responsibility, and you're
going to fix it.

Who am I kidding? You're not going to
fix it.

What's wrong with Spencer?

He looks a little low.

I mean, down. Sad.

It turns out that Spencer is broke.

Well, if he's broke, why don't you just
give him a job here at the hotel?

Splendid idea.

How about Candy Counter Girl?

We never had this conversation.

Yes.

Any luck getting a loan from the bank,
he said, hopefully.

No, he answered sadly.

Wait, little bro Mosby.

Irene, the concierge, is home with
laryngitis.

Maybe big bro Mosby can fill in for her.

Esteban, that's ridiculous.

Spencer would never take that job.

Yes, Spencer would.

But that job requires a thorough
knowledge of the city and the

attractions. Excuse me. I need
reservations for ten people for eight

Luigi's Ristorante. Oh, I'm so sorry,
but Luigi's Ristorante books up weeks in

advance.

It's all set.

Oh, well,

thank you.

Wonderful concierge. You're very lucky
to have him.

Okay, Spencer, let's go talk about your
new job.

Great. I'm going to need a sizable
event.

Oh, you would.

I think it would be nice for the two Mr.
Mosby's to spend some time together.

You also think that hat makes you look
cool.

Oh, so you see it too, huh?

Speaking of looking cool, guess what
London's horoscope told her what to wear

today. Can I still guess even though I'm
looking at her?

Did a magician just pull you out of his
hat?

No. And I know this looks silly, but my
horoscope said if I didn't wear this,

bad things would happen.

Well, you don't want to tempt fate.

Now, hippity hop off down the bunny
trail.

And remember, if you need extra luck,
you can always rub your own foot.

Oh, please. That would make me look
silly.

We did a good job.

Oh, I get it.

The silent treatment.

Okay, two can play that game.

All right, only one can. You win.

Well, would you look at the time?

It's after two.

My turn to ride our bike.

Don't touch.

That bike.

Ooh, it speaks.

Yeah, and it's angry.

Schedule rules.

Hey, fishing time is a lot different
than riding time. So technically, it's

time. Technically tough.

What? One minute.

Excuse me, Spencer, but the... These
people need your attention.

Not now, Marion. I'm on a business call.

Running the concierge desk is your
business.

Are you belittling me?

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no. I didn't mean to.

What I was saying was... Apology
accepted.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get
back to my call.

My little bro will take care of you.

I have to leave in five minutes.

Hey,

London. How did the bunny suit go over
yesterday?

Not so well.

People laughed at me.

So, London, are you going to the
fireman's ball?

I hear it's the hottest party of the
year. Gotta get this hot with the fire.

I know, but my horoscope says that today
is a bad day to go outside.

No. Oh, that's a shame.

And I was supposed to bring a guest.

Hey, do you guys want to go?

If you insist.

Great. The limousine will peak up at 7.

And then he just took the bike.

It's so not fair.

Did you say anything to him?

No. I was giving him the silent
treatment.

And how'd that work out for you?

My point is, Zach is hogging the bike.

And he's cleverly using my schedule
against me.

Sharing is tough.

I remember when I was a kid, I tried to
share a boyfriend with Nicky Maldonado.

It was a disaster.

She got the guy?

No, I did. And then he ate all my animal
crackers.

Oh, you were in kindergarten.

No, high school.

I got a message you wanted to see me.
Yes, the microphone stand is broken.

Again. Mom, I've got brother problems
here.

Please, do not talk to me about
brothers.

Spencer is giving me such a migraine.
Zach is selfish. Spencer's a bully.

He doesn't listen. He has no
consideration for me.

And he stinks, personality -wise, and
frankly, his body odor.

Oh, come on, you know how he acts. Stop!

Sit!

I know it's not easy being a younger
sibling. I remember torturing my younger

sister. I didn't know you had a younger
sister. Yeah, she doesn't talk to me

anymore.

My point is, you're not going to solve
anything by complaining about it. You've

got to stand up to your big brother.

But, Mom... Honey, this is one battle I
can't fight for you, and must be you and

Spencer should have had this battle a
long time ago.

Where are you going?

I am going to do the mature thing and go
call my sister.

If any luck, she's still at work and I
can leave a message.

You know, she's right.

Why are we so intimidated by our
brothers?

Well, speaking for myself, Zach once
noogied me so hard I lost five IQ

Well, Spencer may be short, but he
pounces like a cat. Plus, he bites.

Okay, we're pathetic.

You're right.

You know, I have had enough.

I'm going to march right upstairs and
stand up to Spencer.

And I'm going to give Zack a piece of my
mind.

You first.

I appreciate the call.

Spencer, I need to talk to you
immediately.

Okay, but before

you do, I have something to tell you.

No. You are going to listen to me for
once.

Now, it's bad enough that you have never
treated me with respect as your

brother. But now you're my employee, and
you're still taking advantage of me.

So I'm consistent.

You're consistently a jerk.

Oh, no, no, not you, sir.

You're consistently a jerk.

I... Oh, no, no, none of your back talk.

From now on, you will speak to me with
respect, or we won't speak at all.

You're right. And another thing. Say
what?

You're right. I have mistreated you.

Especially now because you helped me
when I really needed it.

But after all, you are my big brother
and... I love you.

I love you too, Marion.

See ya.

What? Whoa!

You don't have to go. I know, but that
phone call you interrupted was my

business associate.

He can't deal with my funding.

I'm gonna be rich again.

A feeling you'll never know.

Well, that was almost a nice moment.

Oh, it's just I'm apologizing. I'm sorry
I shaved dork in your hair when you

were five.

You said that was the hair gremlin.

I lied.

What?

People called me dork hair for years.

Including my...

Don't be mad just because Mom liked me
best.

Oh, she did not. You know the reason why
she treated you better.

Don't go there. Oh, yeah. Don't go
there. Because you were lactose

Oh, you went there.

Who's afraid of cheese?

There you are. I need to speak to you.
Can you make it quick?

You're cutting into my bike time.

any time with our bike.

I paid for most of it. Now get off.

Okay, fine.

If you want to break our deal and forget
about your schedule, go ahead and take

the bike.

Oh, it's not about the bike.

Oh, great.

It's about me doing your homework and
cleaning our room and eating your

for you when mom's not looking. You
offer to do all that stuff because

what brothers do for each other, but
it's never reciprocal.

It would be nice if once in a while you
did something for me.

I did.

You offered me money and I took it.

Ha ha.

Very funny.

Well, why are you so upset all of a
sudden?

It's not all of a sudden.

It's been 13 years in the making. And I
don't want us to end up like Mr. Mosby

and his brother.

If we do, can I be Spencer?

He's rich. He gets all the babes.

And he's winning.

This

is

what I mean. I don't want to keep
everything bottled up inside for 30

then wind up hating you.

You'd hate me?

Eventually.

Like now, if I don't get this bike.

It's yours.

Good. And from now on, I expect you to
think of me as your equal.

Except in school, where I'm clearly
better.

So you do that.

For you, of course.

Let's hug it out, you overly sensitive
lug.

Sorry, man. Hot babe.

Thanks for pointing her out.

I can't believe we get to go to the
fireman's ball and ride in a limo. Oh,

country, a limo is a cart pulled by a
llama. It's called a lamo.

Look where it is.

Right here.

What are you doing?

I'm dressed as a fireman. Then having a
ball.

You guys should have read your
horoscope.

Mess with a friend and you'll be covered
in foam.

That horoscope was bizarrely accurate.

How did you catch on?

It was easy.

I used logic, cunning, and I overheard
you and S1 laughing about it.

So, do you think maybe we can still ride
in the limo?

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