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That's my boy. That's my boy.
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That's my boy.
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That's my boy.
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That's my boy.
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If they could see me now, that little
gang... I don't. Eating fancy food and
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drinking.
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You are?
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I'm trying to read.
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So you are. I've told you before about
reading at the table.
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What is it, anyway?
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Whatever is it?
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It's a roast liver.
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Well, I know you can fry them.
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And some people braise them, but I've
never heard of anybody so roasting them.
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Don't look very appetising.
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How's your kidneys?
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What?
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Oh, you've given me rather a lot.
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Well, so I should hope. What did your
other mummy give you for breakfast?
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Two sliced frosties?
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Half a grapefruit, wholemeal toast and
black coffee.
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And you went to work on that?
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Oh, I did a terrible thing when I gave
you to that woman.
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If you hadn't given me to that woman,
I'd be 20 stone by now.
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All the more to cuddle. Oh, get off.
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I'll have half a piece.
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He gets too close to his work.
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Oh, never mind, love. You had your towel
on.
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Or did you not have your towel on?
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Well, don't you stand there. Call
yourself a man. Go out and knock him off
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ladder.
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Do you want me to?
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What? Knock him off his ladder. Who?
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The window cleaner.
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What window cleaner?
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It wasn't the window cleaner.
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Just like you to jump to conclusions.
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But it must have been somebody.
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painting our outsides, are they?
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Nine pounds.
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Oh, that can't include the price of the
paint.
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In a month.
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Well, you're the doctor.
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What's she talking about?
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If you'll shut up for a minute, I'll try
and find out. Oh, that's me in me place
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again. Oh, come along, love.
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Try and tell us what's the matter.
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It might be better if you left the room.
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It might be better if you left the
country.
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at the very least.
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I wouldn't have minded that.
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She's hysterical. I hope.
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Well, she doesn't look it. Of course I
don't look it. All I look is fat.
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Robert, take your clothes off. What?
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And get on those scales.
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Why? Never mind why.
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Humour. Get your hands off.
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What do you want me on the scales for?
Oh, cheer me up. I'll feel better if
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you're fat too.
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I'll get on the scales, but there isn't
an ounce of fat on me.
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I get the blame for everything.
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What have I done now?
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You've been giving me food.
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Oh, silly me.
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What, should I give me a blotting paper?
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I don't know how many calories there are
in blotting paper.
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Oh!
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Well, if that's the window cleaner, he's
changed his inclination.
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Oh, not another.
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You look like the best old kids.
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I'm enormous.
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Oh. His daddy wasn't small.
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any trouble with me figure.
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I eat what I like, when I like.
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And look at you. I'm on me feet all day,
you see. I burn it off as soon as you
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want.
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If we've put on weight, what have you
put on?
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Clean drawers this morning.
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I'll roll up you in a minute.
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I'm doing a commercial on Tuesday,
losing weight the easy way. I'll have to
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the before instead of the after.
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How much do you weigh, Ida?
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I'd rather tell you me age.
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Fine. That's relevant to your weight.
How old are you? I'd rather die.
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Good. Because that's exactly what you
will do.
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Did you hear the sorrow in his voice?
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Shall I say goodbye now?
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Oh, and when you're looking for me will,
and it goes to you, not him, it's on me
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bedside table under a box of chocolates.
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Aha! All this for your nine pounds.
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Well, you are overweight, Ida. I love
you, but you are overweight.
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So I've been told.
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Now, listen to me, both of you. I can
get into clothes that I've had for ten
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fifteen years.
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Well, I've had this skirt for ten, and
look at it. It fits me just as well as
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the day I bought it.
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Well, that zip's never been right. I've
half a mind to tip it back.
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Oh, that'll be the milkman. I want some
cream for your porridge.
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Ida? Yes, love? No sugar, right?
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And Ida? Yes? No cream either, and no
porridge.
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But what am I going to tell the milkman?
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Tell him it's nothing personal.
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If I can't have porridge, what can I
have?
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Well, what did we used to have in the
mornings before Ida came?
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Oh, yes.
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I hope that's not fattening.
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I'm talking about half a grapefruit.
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Oh, I can't go to work on half a
grapefruit.
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Now, look, do you want to lose this nine
pounds, Angie, or do you want porridge
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and make it up to ten?
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Are you going on a diet too?
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We all are. Even Ida?
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Especially Ida.
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You should have seen that milkman's
face. He nearly dropped his gold top.
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What do you want in your sandwiches,
love?
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Oh, um... No bread.
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None? Well, what is she going to have?
She's a working girl.
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Oh, she can have a raw carrot.
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Oh, lovely. I said a working girl, not a
working rabbit.
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Look how long is this nonsense going on?
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Um, until we reach our target weight.
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Target weight? Ooh, I'll give you
target.
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That was a shock, you know.
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Where's me gin?
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Confiscated.
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Does that mean stolen?
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That was my personal bottle. I'd only
got down to the G in gin.
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Do you know how many calories there are
in a single gin? I know how much comfort
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there is.
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Fifty -five.
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So, Robert made up a chart. It shows us
exactly how many calories we're allowed.
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And you're allowed a thousand.
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of them now. Where's my gin?
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Go on, Angie. Give it to her.
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I want a gin, not the crown jewels.
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Don't think that's going to stop me. All
I need is a hairpin.
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Well, I want a tonic, won't I?
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Can't you?
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Oh, please, Mr. Bondle.
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I don't mind. It's your body.
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And that's another 32, which makes...
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87. How many, um, what are they?
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Calories. How many are there in a packet
of peanut?
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Large or small?
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Oh, about that size.
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A packet, Ida. Large or small? Oh, a
couple of ounces.
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Peanut.
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442. Mark me down.
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I sinned on the double -decker bus.
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Right, that's 87 plus 442 equals... Oh,
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Save your batteries.
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529. I'm good at hard sums.
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Do you realise you're over halfway?
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To what?
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Your 1 ,000 calories.
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Watch his face change colour.
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I had a chock ice in the high school.
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Angie, chock ice? Oh, yes, please.
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You know what I mean.
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Hmm.
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130.
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Sorry, Ida. You've got 340 calories
left.
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That's all right, then. Until tomorrow
morning.
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But I haven't had my supper yet.
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Neither have you. I'll go and switch the
stove. Stay where you are.
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I've done the supper.
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You have?
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I hope I haven't run out of my cup.
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Do you want it or not?
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I do. I've only had a stick of celery
all day.
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Well, go on. Go and get it before she
wastes away.
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Right.
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Oh, he's so trusting.
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Well, I don't care.
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Got another bottle in me room.
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You haven't. You haven't got that box of
chocolates either.
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What? He's very determined. We're all
going on a diet.
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Till when?
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Till we're thin.
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That's a week for you.
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It's the rest of me life. Who laid this
table?
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Robert did. He's much more capable than
you think.
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Is he?
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Nice to be waited on for a change.
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Oh, I ate paper now, kid.
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Here we are.
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And very nice it looks.
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I don't know why women make all that
fuss about cooking.
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Cooking? Cooking?
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Well, I suppose you did boil the egg.
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No, I did not.
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You must both be exhausted.
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Now then.
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Just a minute.
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Oh, is there a slug on me lesson?
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One gin and tonic, one choc ice, and a
packet of peanuts.
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Oh, let's let it all hang out.
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The lady in the fish shop gave me a
licorice also.
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That's all right.
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But I didn't eat it. I gave it to a
little boy.
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Fair enough.
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I wish there had been a slug on me
lettuce.
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I need the nourishment.
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Can't you have a bit of my cheese?
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No. We've got to be cruel to be kind.
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As the hangman said to Crippen, there's
grated carrots for after. Oh, I think
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I'll be too full.
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Good heavens!
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Cod and chips twice.
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And I got crisp bread once.
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Well, are you still on that dieting,
Mark?
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Well, doesn't it show?
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No.
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I'm worried since you've passed the age
where it comes off easy.
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Well, aren't you going to ask me in?
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With those in your hand, I've put on a
couple of ounces just sniffing at them.
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Oh, please, Ida.
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They don't let you eat them in the Duke
of Wellington. They say it lowers the
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tone. If you lowered the tone of that
place, one inch you'd be drinking
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underground.
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Oh, come in then, but sit downwind of
me.
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Do you want a plate?
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What for?
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You don't want a plate.
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Come on, you can lower the tone of the
lounge.
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It's a bit soggy.
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a batter, though.
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Do you want a taste?
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Oh, does a dying man want water?
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Don't tempt me.
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Ida, you're dribbling.
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Well, of course I'm dribbling.
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I'm starving, aren't I?
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Well, have one.
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No.
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Oh, Maureen won't let me die. She said
it makes me bad -tempered.
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Well, I don't know why.
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I mean, just because you're hungry, it
doesn't mean to say that you're...
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of times, and if he's on this slimming
laugh... Oh, you needn't worry about
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He's loving it. Proper little ray of
sunshine, I could eat him.
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Oh, hello, Wilfred. How nice to see you.
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See what I mean?
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When has he ever smiled at you like
that?
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When he was a little babby.
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He used to pet his rust into me hand.
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Hello, Shane.
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He doesn't like to be called Shane.
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Oh, I don't mind.
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Have you offered Wilfred a drink?
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No. Why not?
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I haven't got the key to the cupboard.
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Well, if that's all, let's stop in here.
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What's that?
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Credit card.
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I don't know whose.
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Lord somebody's.
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There we are.
258
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Piece of cake.
259
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I'm shocked.
260
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I'm not surprised, but I'm...
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Yours is a gin and tonic, right,
Wilfred? Large.
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And mine?
263
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You can have an inch of tonic, Ida. Oh,
and I'm so grateful.
264
00:14:52,420 --> 00:14:54,600
There you go, Wilfred. Oh, cheers all.
265
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One appetite.
266
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,440
Oh, I've got a decision to make.
267
00:14:58,860 --> 00:15:01,600
What? Shall I drink it or bathe me eyes?
268
00:15:01,601 --> 00:15:07,919
I'll tell you what, Wilfred. You might
as well take the bottle home with you.
269
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,940
Well, I've got a big family.
270
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:15,639
Oh, you might as well take the scotch
home as well.
271
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,000
Oh, not very much.
272
00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:19,220
It's beginning to feel like my birthday.
273
00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,160
It's not beginning to feel like mine.
274
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,260
Now I can do something about that.
275
00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,880
Can I have a slice of bread? Oh, thank
you.
276
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It's better than bread.
277
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,360
It couldn't be a slice of cake, could
it?
278
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,780
You're dribbling again.
279
00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:37,720
For me, it's not food.
280
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Thank him anyway.
281
00:15:42,760 --> 00:15:43,810
What about it?
282
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:46,380
Well, it's my birthday if you want to
write it down.
283
00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:50,180
I haven't any idea what it... Yes, I
have.
284
00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:54,440
It's new curtains for me bedroom and
it's day things I can play.
285
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,040
Pillar belt's red.
286
00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:59,240
Do I pull them or post them?
287
00:15:59,780 --> 00:16:04,259
Oh, well, it makes a change, I suppose.
I'll just try them up against the
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00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:06,920
window. Hey, how did you know the
measurement?
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00:16:07,420 --> 00:16:08,800
Oh. I've just got the biggest.
290
00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:11,590
Oh, well, I can always take them up,
can't I?
291
00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:14,350
Oh, you're a good boy to your mother.
292
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:18,610
Quick, Max is out of the room. Grab a
chip.
293
00:16:18,830 --> 00:16:20,390
Oh, no, thanks. I've had an apple.
294
00:16:20,910 --> 00:16:21,960
For your dinner?
295
00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:23,140
That's all I need.
296
00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:24,830
People eat far too much. Yeah.
297
00:16:25,690 --> 00:16:26,810
I'm sure you're right.
298
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:31,070
You know, I should have got some mushy
peas with these.
299
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,060
But I'm having them tonight for me
supper.
300
00:16:34,860 --> 00:16:37,090
Do all your meals come from the chip
shop? No.
301
00:16:37,220 --> 00:16:39,180
I days and holidays we cook Chinese.
302
00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:42,480
Doesn't Maureen ever cook?
303
00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:43,820
No, she's intellectual.
304
00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:48,740
Oh. When you say intellectual... Just
her own library ticket.
305
00:16:49,220 --> 00:16:50,270
Wow.
306
00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,400
I thought that'd shake you.
307
00:16:53,740 --> 00:16:57,860
We're a very brainy family, you know.
You and me's not the only ones.
308
00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:02,560
Do you know, you had an uncle who used
to play the tuba?
309
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:03,890
No.
310
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,160
I play the piano.
311
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,550
With both hands?
312
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:09,990
And both feet.
313
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:11,420
I use the pedals.
314
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:14,240
It's not a tuba.
315
00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:15,980
No, I suppose not.
316
00:17:16,220 --> 00:17:17,780
I hadn't thought of it like that.
317
00:17:18,140 --> 00:17:19,640
I'm trying to think of his name.
318
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:23,200
Ida? What was my uncle's name that used
to...
319
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:35,430
Ask him.
320
00:17:35,780 --> 00:17:38,080
So, you got the biggest, did you?
321
00:17:38,880 --> 00:17:40,720
No, I don't. It was very expensive.
322
00:17:40,721 --> 00:17:42,319
Then you've been robbed.
323
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,380
It's coming apart at the seams.
324
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,280
That's because you're... Too fat.
325
00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,340
Oh, I am, am I? Right.
326
00:17:53,741 --> 00:17:57,339
There, what do you think about that?
327
00:17:57,340 --> 00:17:58,420
Hey, that's my dinner.
328
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:01,400
Well? That's all right. You can have
them all.
329
00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,419
Eat them.
330
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,820
You can jog it all off in the morning. I
can, can't I?
331
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:16,160
I don't want it all off in the morning.
332
00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:17,960
Jog. Jog?
333
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:20,440
Then I'll need to keep my strength up.
334
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,880
A rotten liar, but I love it.
335
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,200
Where are we jogging to?
336
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,640
Let's go round the park.
337
00:18:58,641 --> 00:19:01,399
We could, but I think we ought to take
it easy the first morning.
338
00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:05,560
When you say the first morning, how many
mornings are there going to be?
339
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,560
As many as it takes.
340
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:09,940
Now, listen, and this is very important.
341
00:19:10,180 --> 00:19:14,939
The moment you feel any strain, I want
you to let yourself go, sit down on the
342
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:15,990
ground...
343
00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:40,610
To think about lunch.
344
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,840
Crisp bread, cheese and celery.
345
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:47,999
Nothing to think about. You
misunderstand me, love. That's what I
346
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,050
I think about.
347
00:20:50,220 --> 00:20:52,900
It isn't easy, is it? But it's worth it,
though.
348
00:20:53,260 --> 00:20:57,520
I suppose so. You know, I'm beginning to
quite like crisp bread.
349
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,460
If only I could have something on it.
350
00:21:01,300 --> 00:21:02,350
Like what?
351
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,040
Two pork chops, I suppose.
352
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,400
I'm on a diet.
353
00:21:10,510 --> 00:21:12,270
Leave out the crisp bread.
354
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:16,070
Ida, we can't give in now. We promised
Robert.
355
00:21:16,570 --> 00:21:18,330
Him. Ah, now, be fair.
356
00:21:18,331 --> 00:21:22,209
It's just as hard for him, you know. I
think he's been very good about it. He
357
00:21:22,210 --> 00:21:23,410
hasn't complained once.
358
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,540
Well, nor have I.
359
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:26,270
You've never stopped.
360
00:21:27,190 --> 00:21:31,370
There's a difference between complaining
and airing your grievances.
361
00:21:32,450 --> 00:21:35,890
And I'm airing me grievances while I
soak me feet.
362
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:38,900
I'll never walk again, you know.
363
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:40,310
Oh.
364
00:21:40,760 --> 00:21:42,760
And I was going to take you out to a
pub.
365
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:44,260
Where have I put my shoes?
366
00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:12,800
There's a lady over there eating
shepherd's pie.
367
00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:14,159
With beans.
368
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,099
And chips.
369
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:17,570
Does she look as though she's going to
leave any?
370
00:22:19,220 --> 00:22:22,080
Oh, they do as slim as lunch. They do.
371
00:22:22,380 --> 00:22:25,080
They do? It's... Oh, no.
372
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:27,640
Crispbread, cheese and celery.
373
00:22:28,580 --> 00:22:30,140
Crispbread, cheese and celery.
374
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:31,530
Show me.
375
00:22:33,140 --> 00:22:34,760
£1 .20.
376
00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:40,220
Atmosphere.
377
00:22:40,221 --> 00:22:41,449
I'm Peg.
378
00:22:41,450 --> 00:22:44,530
No, you're not. We'll take it out of the
housekeeping.
379
00:22:48,230 --> 00:22:49,280
Gee.
380
00:22:50,430 --> 00:22:51,480
Don't look now.
381
00:22:52,390 --> 00:22:54,930
That man over there's making funny
noises.
382
00:22:57,090 --> 00:22:58,950
Oh, that's his bleeper.
383
00:22:59,350 --> 00:23:00,400
His what?
384
00:23:01,250 --> 00:23:03,690
His bleeper in case he's wanted at the
hospital.
385
00:23:04,010 --> 00:23:05,070
Is he a doctor?
386
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:07,890
They nearly all are. It's the hospital
pub.
387
00:23:11,120 --> 00:23:13,470
No, you can't, love. That was my tummy
rumbling.
388
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,200
I'll go and get our lunches.
389
00:23:17,420 --> 00:23:18,470
Right, who's next?
390
00:23:18,471 --> 00:23:19,559
I am.
391
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,990
What do you want, love? It's not what I
want. It's what I've got to have.
392
00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:25,200
Two slimmers' lunches.
393
00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:26,450
Two slimmers' more?
394
00:23:26,580 --> 00:23:29,060
Oh, coming up. And here's your special.
Right.
395
00:23:29,620 --> 00:23:30,700
Now, where's he gone?
396
00:23:30,701 --> 00:23:32,019
Oh.
397
00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:33,220
Gentleman ordered this.
398
00:23:33,800 --> 00:23:35,560
Oh, there he is. One special.
399
00:23:35,561 --> 00:23:38,359
Won't be long with your slimmers, love.
400
00:23:38,360 --> 00:23:40,320
I'm trying to... I was just looking.
401
00:23:40,370 --> 00:23:44,920
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