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That's my boy.
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That's my boy.
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of the car i'm sure it does are you
ready yes all right
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what's the first thing you do um adjust
my mirror very good don't patronize
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me well go on then do it what adjust
your mirror doesn't need it he's fine
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can you see through the rear window oh
yes without turning
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wrong oh
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Just.
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How's that?
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Oh.
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What? You know that girl in number
three?
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What about?
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She's had her baby.
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How do you know?
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She's pushing a pram. Look.
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You've adjusted your mirror?
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Yes, that's how I know about the girl in
number three.
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So what are you going to do next?
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You're right.
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I'll have to buy her something. We
chatted about it all day.
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Is she gone now? Yes. Good.
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Where is your gear stick?
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There.
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What gear is it in?
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Wobbly.
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You mean neutral.
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Say it.
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Neutral. Good. Right.
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Switch on.
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I can't.
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Now, don't be nervous.
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Am I nervous?
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It's the one with the black rubber hat.
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I put it in and I switch off.
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What did I do?
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Nothing. Someone's banging on the roof.
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Auntie Gooey, I haven't made one
mistake.
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Give her time.
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I've brought you a few things for the
journey.
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What on earth have you got there?
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I've got you some sandwiches.
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Egg and cress. Nothing heavy.
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And there's a flat...
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in case you about to get it.
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confidence in you, dear.
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Are you wearing your seatbelt?
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Yes. So am I, if you're interested.
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I'm not.
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She's the one with the face that's
spoiled.
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Oh, there's something else.
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Stick to Boris and Christopher.
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Robert. Wrong, clever clogs. It's June
the...
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Oh, I think I need a little something.
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And you don't mean tea, do you?
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Stay where you are. The extraordinary
thing is, for one frightful moment, as
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whole life flashed before my eyes, I
thought it was Robert's car.
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It was.
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Of course, I knew it couldn't be. It
was.
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Here you are. Get that down here.
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He wasn't driving, mind you.
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Who was, then? Our daughter -in -law.
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You can't mean Angela.
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How many daughters -in -law have we got?
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Mrs Willett.
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call me Ida, will you? No. And I trust
you'll never call me Cecilia.
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I couldn't do that, dear.
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Not without new teeth.
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Will you have another?
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No, thank you.
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Think I will.
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He's teaching her to drive.
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Who is?
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My kid, your Robert. Oh, our Tom.
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Robert is teaching Angela.
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That's the end of the marriage.
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And in a way... If you're going to say
it's a good thing, I'll strike you.
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They've never been suited.
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You mean you've never been suited? Just
look at them. My brilliant boy and that
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feather -brained girl.
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That feather -brained girl earns more in
a week than he earns in a month. Money
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isn't everything.
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There speaks someone who's always had
it.
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That marriage was made in heaven.
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I still say it won't last.
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Fight like cats? I've seen it myself.
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Ah, but you've never seen them making
up, have you? Oh,
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they're lovely together.
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Lovely.
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Please, don't be coarse.
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What's coarse about a kiss and a cuddle?
It's love that makes the world go
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round. There's an old -fashioned
thought. And here's an old -fashioned
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go with it.
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My late husband.
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I'd almost forgotten you weren't one.
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But you did, didn't you?
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Yes, a nice little chap.
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Inoffensive.
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I don't want to cause you pain, but how
did he go?
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Since you ask, suddenly on the golf
course.
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Was it his heart?
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No, it was his partner's ball.
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Shut up, I do.
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Where were they going for this lesson?
Only round the block.
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Oh, they should be back.
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Well, perhaps they're going round twice.
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That's with only one bathroom.
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You are cheating!
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Oh, let's have a laugh.
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Ah, you've emerged.
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I thought you'd gone home.
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Before I go anywhere, I want to know
what you said to my son. You must have
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upset him dreadfully.
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He upset me dreadfully. He called me a
stupid cow.
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Where did he learn such words?
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so dry your eyes, blow your nose, and
get ready to apologize.
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Apologize? He's the one that should
apologize.
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Oh, now you're being silly, dear.
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Men don't apologize.
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We may have burned our bras.
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Well, I kept my good ones back.
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But the world doesn't change.
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All you have to do is say you're sorry.
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For what he called me? For deserving it.
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I don't know how Robert stood her as
long as he has.
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There he is. Ask him. I will.
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Where's my boy?
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Ooh, I could throw him.
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If it's of any interest, Dracula's back.
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My poor boy. What has she done to you?
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Oh, God. Oh, don't think about it
anymore, dear. Mother's here.
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Mother!
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It's you, Mrs Willis. Well, he's got me,
Mrs Price.
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What have you done to that child?
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I'd like a cup of tea, please.
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Would you? Well, you know where the
kettle is.
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I'll make it for you, dear.
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Stay out of my kitchen.
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Oh, something to hide?
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Yes, a drawer full of knives.
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Come home with me, dear. I'll make you
comfortable. Oh, you don't need that.
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I've never needed it more.
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Your father never drank.
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Your daddy never stopped.
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How the hell am I going to... to get to
the hospital you're injured i'm on duty
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any minute now you'd better call me a
taxi call one yourself she's crying her
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eyes out in there so i should hope
what's the number of that taxi firm why
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you need a taxi because i haven't got a
car she did she couldn't help it
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what did she do she reversed well what's
wrong with that she reversed
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into a parked car
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Stupid cow.
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What? In front of his mother's. Well,
she is.
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Well, she didn't do it on purpose, did
she?
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Probably. Oh, now, now, my dear, we
mustn't lose control.
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I know Angela's been very foolish, but
we all make mistakes.
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And you were mine.
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Always remember, dear, to err is human,
to forgive divine.
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It was your car she backed into.
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She packed for him.
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Oh. Did he take his stamp album?
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And his Meccano.
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That's it, then.
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I'm a widow.
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Without a pension.
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I don't need money from him.
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No, but you need him, don't you? What
for?
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Well... What do I need a man for?
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Skirting the obvious.
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What if we have a mouse?
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We'll move.
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For one little mouse. Oh, you're not
making sense.
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Oh.
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Hello?
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Oh.
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I see.
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Yes. Thank you very much.
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The car will be a week.
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If they can get the car.
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You thought it was him, didn't you?
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No. Go on, admit it.
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I thought it might be Jerry.
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three of them.
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It's a long time since I went to school,
but I seem to remember something about
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three into one won't go.
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Anyway, you're not going out with
anybody, not while I'm here to stop you.
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Why not?
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I'm free.
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Aha.
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And by the same token, so is he.
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I don't think he'll go out with other
women.
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I don't think he'll go out with other
men.
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That's one problem we've been spared.
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Would you like to answer that?
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Certainly.
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If it's Gerry, Andrew or Bill, she can't
come out to play.
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Oh, it's you.
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Him? Her.
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Then ring off.
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Oh, that would be very rude.
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What do you want?
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When?
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Will I what?
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No, I won't. He can fetch it himself.
He's got a key.
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That's until...
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the lock and goodbye to you too.
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Would I just run round with Robert's
squash racket?
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Well, I told her, didn't I? You heard
me. You don't mean to say he's actually
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thinking of playing squash at a time
like this?
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Nero fiddled while Rome burned.
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I know, but squash!
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When's he coming?
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Eight o 'clock, when he comes off duty.
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What can I be doing now, then?
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To show him I don't...
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reason to show him I don't.
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I know.
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I'll be giving a party.
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A great big party.
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Here? Tonight?
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Oh, not a real one.
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Oh, I was going to say, because it all
falls on me, you know.
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If we put out lots of glasses and booze
and nuts and things, we can tell him
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when he comes.
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Well, you can, because I don't want to
see him.
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But we're expecting a lot of people and
he can't stay.
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How's that?
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Masterful. There's only one snag.
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We haven't any notes.
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I'll go and get some.
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Is the short corner shop open?
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Does it matter? The mood you're in, you
kick the door down.
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I'll be five minutes.
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You be putting the glasses out.
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Oh, do you think we ought to ring the
neighbours?
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And tell them what?
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Well, warn them that we're giving a
party, say we're sorry about the noise.
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What noise if there's nobody coming?
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Oh, no.
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I'm not making a lot of sense, am I? Not
a lot.
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Go and get your notes.
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Five minutes.
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Five minutes.
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Oh, let this work.
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Please let him be in.
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If you ever love me, be in.
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Joan the Wad, now's your chance.
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Hello. Oh, thank goodness.
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Is that Maureen Adoreen?
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It's your auntie Ida. Is your grandad
in?
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Well, drag him away from the telly. Tell
him I want to talk to him.
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It's time that boy's voice broke.
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Is that you, Wilfred?
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Just tell me one thing.
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Are you sober?
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Well, mind you stay like that because
I've got a job for you.
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No, you won't need your jemmy. It's
legal.
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you to ring me at our Shane's at seven o
'clock.
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Have you got that?
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Seven o 'clock. My time, not pub time.
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No, no, you won't have to say anything.
I'll do the talking.
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Oh, but listen, Wilfred, whatever I say,
ignore it. Now, don't forget, seven o
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'clock.
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Oh, glasses.
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Oh, I hope they don't make a mess.
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What am I saying? There's nobody coming.
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By the way, that's it on the bed.
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Is it?
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I'm not going to see him, mind.
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You're not, no.
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And he's not going to see me.
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This is just to boost my morale.
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Why do you keep looking at your watch?
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I didn't know I was.
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Ida, about Robert going home to his
mother.
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I bet he's gone to the pub.
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I bet he hasn't. His mother wouldn't let
him.
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You're doing it again.
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Doing what again?
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Looking at your watch.
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Oh, it helps to pass the time.
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Oh, at last.
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Whoever can that be?
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Is that you, Wilfred?
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What a surprise.
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Can I what?
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No, I can't. The last time I lent you
money, you put it on a horse that's
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coming in.
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No, you just listen to me. You're a
drunken old fool, and I never want...
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I wasn't, was I?
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Poor old Wilfred. He must be shattered.
Oh, stop. You're making me feel awful.
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You'll have to ring him back. What for?
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Well, to say you're sorry. You are
sorry, aren't you? Well, yes, I am. I'm
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heartbroken, but... Oh, I couldn't ring
him back.
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Why not?
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Pride.
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Foolish pride.
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Ida, you'll have to swallow it, because
he does mean a lot to you. He's the only
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brother you've got.
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Oh.
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Well...
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yourself to ring him, write him a note.
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What a good idea.
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But what shall I say?
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Well, something like, I don't know what
came over me. I don't know how I could
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have said those awful things. I didn't
really mean it. Oh, just a minute. I
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can't remember all that.
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I'm having one of me turns, you know.
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And I don't want to have one of me
comeovers on top.
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What was it you said again?
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Oh, let me think.
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Look, write it down. It was so good. I
can probably remember.
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Oh, do write it down.
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You know what I am. My memory's what I
forget with.
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I'll begin.
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Dear Wilfred.
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Oh, that's no good.
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Well, I mean, it's a bit cold.
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All right, I'll put darling.
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Oh, it's still a bit chilly.
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Put my darling.
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No, no, put my darling.
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He is a bit of a one.
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My darling one.
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Wilfred won't know what's hit him.
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It was all my fault?
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Yes. Go on.
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Please forgive me. Oh.
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like we were before.
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That's nice.
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Hang on.
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And be like we were before.
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How are we going to end it? Oh, I'll
just sign my name.
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Thanks ever so much, love.
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That should do the trick.
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I thought you said she said he was
coming at eight.
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I did, she did, he was.
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Then he's late.
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Late, and I've got all these people not
coming at half past.
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Have a little drink.
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I don't want to spoil my...
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racket. What does it look like? A fly
swatter.
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Any message from my wife?
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Oh, hoity -toity.
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Yes, I'm to tell you that she hates you
and give you this.
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Well, you can tell her that I... He
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kissed me first.
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And she's the one that didn't want to
spoil her lips.
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people coming?
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No.
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What are all these glasses for?
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I'm practising for Christmas.
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Go on with what you were doing.
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Oh, I'm coming.
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Oh, I could have done without you
tonight.
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00:23:29,370 --> 00:23:30,530
What do you want?
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I'm ever so woe -begone.
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You were born woe -begone.
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What do you want?
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I want an explanation.
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Whatever of?
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I do have feelings, you know, and you
were ever so hostile.
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When was that? On the telephone.
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Oh, I'd forgotten all about that.
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I told you to take no notice, you silly
old fool.
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00:23:51,151 --> 00:23:52,489
Yeah, that's it again.
365
00:23:52,490 --> 00:23:54,850
If our mother was alive today, she'd
thump you.
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Not very hard. She'd be 97.
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Look, I demand an apology.
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00:24:02,310 --> 00:24:05,050
Don't move. I think I know where I can
find one.
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Nobody move.
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00:24:08,340 --> 00:24:09,600
Nobody was going to.
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Read that and dry your eyes.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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I'll keep it forever.
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I might have it framed.
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You stupid cow!
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00:24:21,671 --> 00:24:23,269
No, you won't. I need it again.
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