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That's my boy.

That's my boy.

of the car i'm sure it does are you ready yes all right

what's the first thing you do um adjust my mirror very good don't patronize

me well go on then do it what adjust your mirror doesn't need it he's fine

can you see through the rear window oh yes without turning

wrong oh

Just.

How's that?

Oh.

What? You know that girl in number three?

What about?

She's had her baby.

How do you know?

She's pushing a pram. Look.

You've adjusted your mirror?

Yes, that's how I know about the girl in number three.

So what are you going to do next?

You're right.

I'll have to buy her something. We chatted about it all day.

Is she gone now? Yes. Good.

Where is your gear stick?

There.

What gear is it in?

Wobbly.

You mean neutral.

Say it.

Neutral. Good. Right.

Switch on.

I can't.

Now, don't be nervous.

Am I nervous?

It's the one with the black rubber hat.

I put it in and I switch off.

What did I do?

Nothing. Someone's banging on the roof.

Auntie Gooey, I haven't made one mistake.

Give her time.

I've brought you a few things for the journey.

What on earth have you got there?

I've got you some sandwiches.

Egg and cress. Nothing heavy.

And there's a flat...

in case you about to get it.

confidence in you, dear.

Are you wearing your seatbelt?

Yes. So am I, if you're interested.

I'm not.

She's the one with the face that's spoiled.

Oh, there's something else.

Stick to Boris and Christopher.

Robert. Wrong, clever clogs. It's June the...

Oh, I think I need a little something.

And you don't mean tea, do you?

Stay where you are. The extraordinary thing is, for one frightful moment, as

whole life flashed before my eyes, I thought it was Robert's car.

It was.

Of course, I knew it couldn't be. It was.

Here you are. Get that down here.

He wasn't driving, mind you.

Who was, then? Our daughter -in -law.

You can't mean Angela.

How many daughters -in -law have we got?

Mrs Willett.

call me Ida, will you? No. And I trust you'll never call me Cecilia.

I couldn't do that, dear.

Not without new teeth.

Will you have another?

No, thank you.

Think I will.

He's teaching her to drive.

Who is?

My kid, your Robert. Oh, our Tom.

Robert is teaching Angela.

That's the end of the marriage.

And in a way... If you're going to say it's a good thing, I'll strike you.

They've never been suited.

You mean you've never been suited? Just look at them. My brilliant boy and that

feather -brained girl.

That feather -brained girl earns more in a week than he earns in a month. Money

isn't everything.

There speaks someone who's always had it.

That marriage was made in heaven.

I still say it won't last.

Fight like cats? I've seen it myself.

Ah, but you've never seen them making up, have you? Oh,

they're lovely together.

Lovely.

Please, don't be coarse.

What's coarse about a kiss and a cuddle? It's love that makes the world go

round. There's an old -fashioned thought. And here's an old -fashioned

go with it.

My late husband.

I'd almost forgotten you weren't one.

But you did, didn't you?

Yes, a nice little chap.

Inoffensive.

I don't want to cause you pain, but how did he go?

Since you ask, suddenly on the golf course.

Was it his heart?

No, it was his partner's ball.

Shut up, I do.

Where were they going for this lesson? Only round the block.

Oh, they should be back.

Well, perhaps they're going round twice.

That's with only one bathroom.

You are cheating!

Oh, let's have a laugh.

Ah, you've emerged.

I thought you'd gone home.

Before I go anywhere, I want to know what you said to my son. You must have

upset him dreadfully.

He upset me dreadfully. He called me a stupid cow.

Where did he learn such words?

so dry your eyes, blow your nose, and get ready to apologize.

Apologize? He's the one that should apologize.

Oh, now you're being silly, dear.

Men don't apologize.

We may have burned our bras.

Well, I kept my good ones back.

But the world doesn't change.

All you have to do is say you're sorry.

For what he called me? For deserving it.

I don't know how Robert stood her as long as he has.

There he is. Ask him. I will.

Where's my boy?

Ooh, I could throw him.

If it's of any interest, Dracula's back.

My poor boy. What has she done to you?

Oh, God. Oh, don't think about it anymore, dear. Mother's here.

Mother!

It's you, Mrs Willis. Well, he's got me, Mrs Price.

What have you done to that child?

I'd like a cup of tea, please.

Would you? Well, you know where the kettle is.

I'll make it for you, dear.

Stay out of my kitchen.

Oh, something to hide?

Yes, a drawer full of knives.

Come home with me, dear. I'll make you comfortable. Oh, you don't need that.

I've never needed it more.

Your father never drank.

Your daddy never stopped.

How the hell am I going to... to get to the hospital you're injured i'm on duty

any minute now you'd better call me a taxi call one yourself she's crying her

eyes out in there so i should hope what's the number of that taxi firm why

you need a taxi because i haven't got a car she did she couldn't help it

what did she do she reversed well what's wrong with that she reversed

into a parked car

Stupid cow.

What? In front of his mother's. Well, she is.

Well, she didn't do it on purpose, did she?

Probably. Oh, now, now, my dear, we mustn't lose control.

I know Angela's been very foolish, but we all make mistakes.

And you were mine.

Always remember, dear, to err is human, to forgive divine.

It was your car she backed into.

She packed for him.

Oh. Did he take his stamp album?

And his Meccano.

That's it, then.

I'm a widow.

Without a pension.

I don't need money from him.

No, but you need him, don't you? What for?

Well... What do I need a man for?

Skirting the obvious.

What if we have a mouse?

We'll move.

For one little mouse. Oh, you're not making sense.

Oh.

Hello?

Oh.

I see.

Yes. Thank you very much.

The car will be a week.

If they can get the car.

You thought it was him, didn't you?

No. Go on, admit it.

I thought it might be Jerry.

three of them.

It's a long time since I went to school, but I seem to remember something about

three into one won't go.

Anyway, you're not going out with anybody, not while I'm here to stop you.

Why not?

I'm free.

Aha.

And by the same token, so is he.

I don't think he'll go out with other women.

I don't think he'll go out with other men.

That's one problem we've been spared.

Would you like to answer that?

Certainly.

If it's Gerry, Andrew or Bill, she can't come out to play.

Oh, it's you.

Him? Her.

Then ring off.

Oh, that would be very rude.

What do you want?

When?

Will I what?

No, I won't. He can fetch it himself. He's got a key.

That's until...

the lock and goodbye to you too.

Would I just run round with Robert's squash racket?

Well, I told her, didn't I? You heard me. You don't mean to say he's actually

thinking of playing squash at a time like this?

Nero fiddled while Rome burned.

I know, but squash!

When's he coming?

Eight o 'clock, when he comes off duty.

What can I be doing now, then?

To show him I don't...

reason to show him I don't.

I know.

I'll be giving a party.

A great big party.

Here? Tonight?

Oh, not a real one.

Oh, I was going to say, because it all falls on me, you know.

If we put out lots of glasses and booze and nuts and things, we can tell him

when he comes.

Well, you can, because I don't want to see him.

But we're expecting a lot of people and he can't stay.

How's that?

Masterful. There's only one snag.

We haven't any notes.

I'll go and get some.

Is the short corner shop open?

Does it matter? The mood you're in, you kick the door down.

I'll be five minutes.

You be putting the glasses out.

Oh, do you think we ought to ring the neighbours?

And tell them what?

Well, warn them that we're giving a party, say we're sorry about the noise.

What noise if there's nobody coming?

Oh, no.

I'm not making a lot of sense, am I? Not a lot.

Go and get your notes.

Five minutes.

Five minutes.

Oh, let this work.

Please let him be in.

If you ever love me, be in.

Joan the Wad, now's your chance.

Hello. Oh, thank goodness.

Is that Maureen Adoreen?

It's your auntie Ida. Is your grandad in?

Well, drag him away from the telly. Tell him I want to talk to him.

It's time that boy's voice broke.

Is that you, Wilfred?

Just tell me one thing.

Are you sober?

Well, mind you stay like that because I've got a job for you.

No, you won't need your jemmy. It's legal.

you to ring me at our Shane's at seven o 'clock.

Have you got that?

Seven o 'clock. My time, not pub time.

No, no, you won't have to say anything. I'll do the talking.

Oh, but listen, Wilfred, whatever I say, ignore it. Now, don't forget, seven o

'clock.

Oh, glasses.

Oh, I hope they don't make a mess.

What am I saying? There's nobody coming.

By the way, that's it on the bed.

Is it?

I'm not going to see him, mind.

You're not, no.

And he's not going to see me.

This is just to boost my morale.

Why do you keep looking at your watch?

I didn't know I was.

Ida, about Robert going home to his mother.

I bet he's gone to the pub.

I bet he hasn't. His mother wouldn't let him.

You're doing it again.

Doing what again?

Looking at your watch.

Oh, it helps to pass the time.

Oh, at last.

Whoever can that be?

Is that you, Wilfred?

What a surprise.

Can I what?

No, I can't. The last time I lent you money, you put it on a horse that's

coming in.

No, you just listen to me. You're a drunken old fool, and I never want...

I wasn't, was I?

Poor old Wilfred. He must be shattered. Oh, stop. You're making me feel awful.

You'll have to ring him back. What for?

Well, to say you're sorry. You are sorry, aren't you? Well, yes, I am. I'm

heartbroken, but... Oh, I couldn't ring him back.

Why not?

Pride.

Foolish pride.

Ida, you'll have to swallow it, because he does mean a lot to you. He's the only

brother you've got.

Oh.

Well...

yourself to ring him, write him a note.

What a good idea.

But what shall I say?

Well, something like, I don't know what came over me. I don't know how I could

have said those awful things. I didn't really mean it. Oh, just a minute. I

can't remember all that.

I'm having one of me turns, you know.

And I don't want to have one of me comeovers on top.

What was it you said again?

Oh, let me think.

Look, write it down. It was so good. I can probably remember.

Oh, do write it down.

You know what I am. My memory's what I forget with.

I'll begin.

Dear Wilfred.

Oh, that's no good.

Well, I mean, it's a bit cold.

All right, I'll put darling.

Oh, it's still a bit chilly.

Put my darling.

No, no, put my darling.

He is a bit of a one.

My darling one.

Wilfred won't know what's hit him.

It was all my fault?

Yes. Go on.

Please forgive me. Oh.

like we were before.

That's nice.

Hang on.

And be like we were before.

How are we going to end it? Oh, I'll just sign my name.

Thanks ever so much, love.

That should do the trick.

I thought you said she said he was coming at eight.

I did, she did, he was.

Then he's late.

Late, and I've got all these people not coming at half past.

Have a little drink.

I don't want to spoil my...

racket. What does it look like? A fly swatter.

Any message from my wife?

Oh, hoity -toity.

Yes, I'm to tell you that she hates you and give you this.

Well, you can tell her that I... He

kissed me first.

And she's the one that didn't want to spoil her lips.

people coming?

No.

What are all these glasses for?

I'm practising for Christmas.

Go on with what you were doing.

Oh, I'm coming.

Oh, I could have done without you tonight.

What do you want?

I'm ever so woe -begone.

You were born woe -begone.

What do you want?

I want an explanation.

Whatever of?

I do have feelings, you know, and you were ever so hostile.

When was that? On the telephone.

Oh, I'd forgotten all about that.

I told you to take no notice, you silly old fool.

Yeah, that's it again.

If our mother was alive today, she'd thump you.

Not very hard. She'd be 97.

Look, I demand an apology.

Don't move. I think I know where I can find one.

Nobody move.

Nobody was going to.

Read that and dry your eyes.

Oh, it's beautiful.

I'll keep it forever.

I might have it framed.

You stupid cow!

No, you won't. I need it again.

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