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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,110 --> 00:00:11,190 Bastard! It's supper. 2 00:00:12,610 --> 00:00:13,660 I'll have them later. 3 00:00:14,610 --> 00:00:18,710 And don't go leaving crumbs down the sofa again. I have to sleep that. Yes, 4 00:00:19,270 --> 00:00:22,400 I woke up with a half -eaten pizza slice in my face this morning. 5 00:00:22,410 --> 00:00:23,670 Oh, I was looking for that. 6 00:00:24,050 --> 00:00:25,100 Did you save it? 7 00:00:25,101 --> 00:00:28,089 You see what I have to put up with? I'm living with animals. 8 00:00:28,090 --> 00:00:30,440 It's worse for us having you living in our flat. 9 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,430 We have to listen to you shagging. 10 00:00:32,431 --> 00:00:36,829 That's the only thing you've got to look forward to in your sad little lives. 11 00:00:36,830 --> 00:00:37,880 That's true. 12 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:41,110 If it's that bad, why don't you move in with Maggie? 13 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:03,270 Hoping that tomorrow's gonna bring a smile back home again. 14 00:01:03,810 --> 00:01:09,629 Images of palm trees swaying in the wind on South Beach. Takes me back to better 15 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:14,630 days. Summer rays, the everglades, and you, my brain. 16 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:24,350 Morning. You have to be so cheerful on a Monday morning. It's unhealthy. 17 00:01:25,050 --> 00:01:26,370 Sorry, I wasn't thinking. 18 00:01:26,371 --> 00:01:29,879 You know that thing you mentioned last night? 19 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:32,540 Shit. I think we're going to declare it. 20 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:33,930 Fast, fast. 21 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:38,580 Terry? I'm thinking about moving in with Maggie. 22 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:40,800 Great, so do it. 23 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:42,799 I only said I was thinking about it. 24 00:01:42,800 --> 00:01:45,810 It's not something you just rush into, you know what I mean? 25 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:48,730 Morning. 26 00:01:48,940 --> 00:01:49,990 Morning, Jenny. 27 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,420 See, I can be mature. 28 00:01:53,660 --> 00:01:54,710 I can be... 29 00:01:55,350 --> 00:01:59,140 Friends with Jenny? I can think about moving in with Maggie. It's no big deal. 30 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:00,500 Good. 31 00:02:00,690 --> 00:02:05,250 Now maybe you'll stop following me around and ask me for a hug all the 32 00:02:12,270 --> 00:02:13,320 It just kicked. 33 00:02:14,390 --> 00:02:16,170 Have a go, sir. It's really wet. 34 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:18,330 Oh, go on. It won't bite. 35 00:02:20,010 --> 00:02:21,150 You feel that kicking? 36 00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:31,270 Where's Ian and Hayley? 37 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:33,910 Back to your seats. 38 00:02:34,910 --> 00:02:37,350 Quietly. Exams are in progress. 39 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:40,430 Your turn tomorrow. 40 00:02:41,010 --> 00:02:43,830 What exam? 41 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:47,850 The ones you're going to do extremely well and to justify my existence. 42 00:02:50,230 --> 00:02:54,060 Cirque. Can you give us a test? I'm worried we haven't done enough revision. 43 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,280 Yeah, nice one. 44 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,540 No, sir, I really am worried. I hardly slept last night. 45 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,010 Neither did I. 46 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,280 Oh, kept you up, did she? 47 00:03:03,680 --> 00:03:06,930 Does she take her chance into bed with her when you're not there? 48 00:03:06,931 --> 00:03:09,959 Do you want me to help you pass the exams or not? 49 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:11,010 Yes, I do, sir. 50 00:03:11,220 --> 00:03:15,070 Because you're all so keen to do well in them. We'll go through exam technique. 51 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:16,290 Brilliant! 52 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:19,040 Could you not do that? It's disturbing. 53 00:03:24,270 --> 00:03:25,320 Take your time. 54 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:30,410 Don't panic. Think about it first. Don't rush into it. You might make a mistake. 55 00:03:32,190 --> 00:03:33,330 Then it'll be too late. 56 00:03:34,710 --> 00:03:37,570 Don't burn your bridges. Look at your options. 57 00:03:37,790 --> 00:03:39,810 It's all about making the right choice. 58 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,520 The multiple choice. 59 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:45,630 No, I'm talking about how to make the right decision. 60 00:03:46,670 --> 00:03:48,410 You don't have to be scared. 61 00:03:49,190 --> 00:03:51,010 That set paper isn't the enemy. 62 00:03:51,290 --> 00:03:52,490 Think of it as... 63 00:03:52,721 --> 00:03:54,669 A friend. 64 00:03:54,670 --> 00:03:55,720 Are you pissed? 65 00:03:55,721 --> 00:04:00,089 Sir, and when we've done all that, should we make a list? 66 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:03,050 List? Yeah, to remind us of the main points we've covered. 67 00:04:05,070 --> 00:04:06,120 A list? 68 00:04:06,590 --> 00:04:08,530 Brilliant. Don't encourage him. 69 00:04:16,529 --> 00:04:17,579 No. 70 00:04:18,769 --> 00:04:19,849 We'll be making a list. 71 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:23,310 Why not the pros and cons of moving in with Maggie, sort of? 72 00:04:23,401 --> 00:04:26,619 Don't you think it's a good idea? 73 00:04:26,620 --> 00:04:27,670 You're a genius. 74 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:29,340 This is what I've got so far. 75 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,660 Can you think of anything else? 76 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,100 It's not your job. 77 00:04:33,580 --> 00:04:34,630 I'm stuck. 78 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:36,670 All right. 79 00:04:36,940 --> 00:04:37,990 OK. 80 00:04:38,140 --> 00:04:40,060 What are Maggie's best qualities? 81 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:42,510 She likes sex. 82 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:43,910 You got that? 83 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:45,690 Twice? 84 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,000 Yeah, but she really likes sex. 85 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,320 She's safe, reliable. 86 00:04:52,820 --> 00:04:54,480 You make her sound like a car. 87 00:04:55,100 --> 00:04:57,600 I mean, I know where I am with her. I can trust her. 88 00:04:57,840 --> 00:05:00,070 I mean, I don't feel on edge when I'm with her. 89 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,140 Right, move in with her. Right. 90 00:05:04,380 --> 00:05:07,560 By the way, don't tell Brian and Kurt about this, just in case. 91 00:05:07,561 --> 00:05:09,059 Case what? 92 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:10,360 In case I don't move out. 93 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:14,240 I need a breakdown of your absentees for this month. 94 00:05:14,241 --> 00:05:17,459 Liz, if you had to name one good thing about living with a partner, what would 95 00:05:17,460 --> 00:05:18,510 it be? 96 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:19,850 I don't know. 97 00:05:19,900 --> 00:05:20,950 I'm married. 98 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:25,840 Carol, if you had to name one... No, it's OK. 99 00:05:25,841 --> 00:05:27,319 I don't think you can help. 100 00:05:27,320 --> 00:05:31,299 What would you say was the best thing about living with friends as opposed to 101 00:05:31,300 --> 00:05:32,780 partner? I don't know. 102 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,500 I've never lived with my mates. 103 00:05:34,780 --> 00:05:35,830 But what if you did? 104 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,980 We'd have a laugh, I suppose. 105 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:41,640 Do you think you'd get bored of them? 106 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,200 Probably. I get bored of everyone. 107 00:06:02,060 --> 00:06:04,880 That was in progress, Zoe. 108 00:06:12,220 --> 00:06:19,059 Shall we start calling you 109 00:06:19,060 --> 00:06:20,280 Simone? Sorry? 110 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:23,100 I heard voices. 111 00:06:23,460 --> 00:06:24,510 From God? 112 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:26,730 It's very good. 113 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:30,200 In there, probably, Skyler's. I'll go. 114 00:06:30,750 --> 00:06:34,540 Don't think it's a good idea, a male teacher being seen in the girls' league. 115 00:06:45,470 --> 00:06:48,270 They were in the cubicle, enjoying themselves. 116 00:06:48,271 --> 00:06:52,889 You should know by now you don't come to school to enjoy yourself. None of us 117 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,829 do. I'll leave them in your capable hands. 118 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:55,880 Really? 119 00:06:56,230 --> 00:06:57,910 Yeah, no problem. I'll source it. 120 00:06:58,540 --> 00:07:02,120 So, you'd rather stay in a toilet cubicle than come to my lesson? 121 00:07:02,360 --> 00:07:05,120 Yeah. You could at least try and lie. 122 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:06,730 Sorry, Simon. 123 00:07:06,731 --> 00:07:07,779 Yeah, sorry. 124 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:09,159 Where do you think you're going? 125 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:10,540 Er, maths. 126 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,160 Arts? Why, that. 127 00:07:12,460 --> 00:07:15,160 Ron, you're both coming with me this day. 128 00:07:16,500 --> 00:07:17,550 Come on! 129 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:38,370 You OK? 130 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:40,030 Fantastic. 131 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:48,239 Good. I just caught Ian Potter and Hayley Scott skiving. Well, probably 132 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:49,290 sex, actually. 133 00:07:49,460 --> 00:07:50,510 Lucky them. 134 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,200 Well, shouldn't you do something about it? 135 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,740 Can't you deal with it? 136 00:07:57,100 --> 00:08:02,520 Does the phrase, don't ever give advice to a student again, ring any bells? 137 00:08:04,480 --> 00:08:05,530 All right. 138 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:10,840 I'll see to it when I've finished bathing in Arthur's milk, shall I? 139 00:08:11,760 --> 00:08:12,840 It's going well, then. 140 00:08:13,180 --> 00:08:16,440 Three period is just a euphemism for working your tits off. 141 00:08:21,120 --> 00:08:23,280 Yeah, I'll try and talk to them later. 142 00:08:24,860 --> 00:08:25,910 Thanks. 143 00:08:25,911 --> 00:08:31,859 Oh, I've been giving the Maggie thing some thought, and I was thinking maybe 144 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:34,150 is the right time to talk about it. Maybe later. 145 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:35,370 Maybe not. 146 00:08:39,089 --> 00:08:40,139 Sure. See you later. 147 00:08:40,140 --> 00:08:42,469 Phil, you'd better work on your excuses. 148 00:08:42,470 --> 00:08:43,520 I already have. 149 00:08:43,610 --> 00:08:46,020 Ada's been grounded by Mum and Dad for two weeks. 150 00:08:46,021 --> 00:08:48,129 School's the only place that we can sleep together. 151 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:49,210 Yeah, it must be tough. 152 00:08:49,870 --> 00:08:52,460 Oh, well, you'll just have to restrain yourselves. 153 00:08:52,461 --> 00:08:55,409 It's not going to drop off because you haven't used it for two weeks. Yeah, but 154 00:08:55,410 --> 00:08:58,960 it's all right for you. When you're home, you can do it whenever you like. 155 00:09:01,661 --> 00:09:03,649 Go on, then. 156 00:09:03,650 --> 00:09:04,700 Get on with it. 157 00:09:07,470 --> 00:09:08,520 Go on, then. 158 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:10,040 Back to your lessons. 159 00:09:13,330 --> 00:09:15,030 It's almost equal on both sides. 160 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:16,440 Good. 161 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:26,289 It doesn't pick her up. House, train, sir, sir, sir, cons, no cigarettes, thin 162 00:09:26,290 --> 00:09:27,510 barbed wire, video. 163 00:09:27,850 --> 00:09:29,470 The pros outweigh the cons by one. 164 00:09:29,530 --> 00:09:30,580 Regular what, sir? 165 00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:32,200 Blowjobs. 166 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:36,620 So, when are you going to give us a bad news, then? Tonight, definitely. 167 00:09:47,850 --> 00:09:49,570 Nobody changes a shit, bastard. 168 00:09:50,470 --> 00:09:52,580 Not having a couple of rabbits in your lap. 169 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:55,020 Yeah. 170 00:10:17,521 --> 00:10:19,429 Hiya, Maggie. 171 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:21,190 I didn't know you were here. 172 00:10:24,470 --> 00:10:25,530 I came here to see. 173 00:10:34,070 --> 00:10:37,140 Was Kurt doing his glass trick? Yeah, he could have warned me. 174 00:10:38,290 --> 00:10:39,340 I was busy. 175 00:10:42,430 --> 00:10:44,660 It's a pain in the ass living here sometimes. 176 00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:51,820 Maybe it's time I thought about moving out. What do you reckon? 177 00:10:53,860 --> 00:10:54,910 It's up to you. 178 00:10:57,380 --> 00:11:00,080 Look, you're doing anything Saturday night? 179 00:11:00,580 --> 00:11:01,860 I don't know. Might be. Why? 180 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,000 Work do. Can't get out of it. 181 00:11:05,020 --> 00:11:06,400 Why would you want me there? 182 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,580 A bit of moral support. 183 00:11:09,100 --> 00:11:12,560 You're lovely, intelligent, quite entertaining. 184 00:11:13,260 --> 00:11:14,310 Is that enough? 185 00:11:14,480 --> 00:11:16,770 It'll do for now. But you will come, won't you? 186 00:11:18,990 --> 00:11:20,550 It'll be shit without you there. 187 00:11:20,690 --> 00:11:22,770 I mean, it's going to be shit anyway. 188 00:11:23,290 --> 00:11:25,570 But it'll be really shit without you. 189 00:11:25,571 --> 00:11:28,729 You're really selling it to me, aren't you? 190 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:32,590 Why would I want to meet some fucking police... people? 191 00:11:33,030 --> 00:11:34,590 I knew you wouldn't let me down. 192 00:11:34,870 --> 00:11:35,920 I'm not doing it. 193 00:11:36,150 --> 00:11:37,200 Fine, don't. 194 00:11:37,201 --> 00:11:40,829 And you'll be there on Friday when I invite Susan and Pete around for dinner. 195 00:11:40,830 --> 00:11:44,570 You've invited them round? No, but I will do if you don't come on Saturday. 196 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:45,840 That's blackmail. 197 00:11:45,870 --> 00:11:46,920 I know. 198 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,180 All right, just this once, but never again. 199 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:51,690 Mmm. 200 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,660 Promise. Till next time. 201 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,140 Hey! That was a joke! 202 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,050 Kurt, 203 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,810 stop trying to spy. 204 00:12:13,940 --> 00:12:14,990 Maggie's left. 205 00:12:18,380 --> 00:12:22,180 You gotta breathe in and out. 206 00:12:23,300 --> 00:12:26,840 You gotta fall in love all around. 207 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:37,800 Though I don't know the story, 208 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:40,740 just another knock at my door. 209 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:45,360 A spring clinging, a vanilla clinging beneath the night and two feet. 210 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,420 Any last bets on Andy's breakdown? 211 00:13:05,520 --> 00:13:06,570 Susan? 212 00:13:06,640 --> 00:13:08,020 Give it to the end of the week. 213 00:13:08,021 --> 00:13:10,339 No, she's not in full basket we've been moored yet. 214 00:13:10,340 --> 00:13:11,440 Fiver on next Tuesday. 215 00:13:11,660 --> 00:13:12,860 No, she'll crack sooner. 216 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,720 I'll have a few quid on tomorrow. 217 00:13:15,220 --> 00:13:17,140 Five quid says she doesn't last the day. 218 00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:18,470 I'm feeling lucky. 219 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:26,210 You got a minute? 220 00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:28,859 It's about Ian and Hayley. I haven't had time to see them. 221 00:13:28,860 --> 00:13:30,280 Right. It's all gone wrong. 222 00:13:30,720 --> 00:13:32,880 What has? The moving in with Maggie thing. 223 00:13:33,620 --> 00:13:35,910 I was just about to ask her and she messed it up. 224 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:37,090 How? 225 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:42,059 She's trying to make me be nice to policemen. And it's upset my list and 226 00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:43,110 don't know what to do. 227 00:13:44,560 --> 00:13:47,810 I'm going to end up living with Brian and Kurt forever. Would you? 228 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,310 She's dead. 229 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:50,730 Yeah. 230 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:58,220 All set for this afternoon? 231 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:06,020 Any questions you've still got on stuff we've covered? Now's the time to ask. 232 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,120 I take it you don't need any advice on the exams? 233 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,030 I don't think advice is one of your strong points, Simon. 234 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:18,940 I'll see you two later. 235 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,260 I'm glad you used them. She's had to go home. 236 00:14:23,660 --> 00:14:26,370 She could have had the decencies away until tomorrow. 237 00:14:26,371 --> 00:14:29,139 I think I might join her. No, really, you wouldn't give me a chance. Corbyn 238 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:32,439 Valley was watching with me. Judy's got to be better than this. Maybe not. 239 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,879 You have to sit in on the history. Mark's is no -one else free. 240 00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:36,240 I know. I've got a lesson. 241 00:14:36,560 --> 00:14:39,390 I need to come for you. We're both on the same stuff anyway. 242 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:43,040 But... What? 243 00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:46,750 Apparitions. 244 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:50,480 Look amongst yourselves for a bit. 245 00:14:51,140 --> 00:14:52,190 Quietly. 246 00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:56,470 You seen Jenny? 247 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,030 Right. 248 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,430 Where's Angie? 249 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,660 Bad news, I'm afraid. 250 00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,440 We'll bribe some money. 251 00:15:18,940 --> 00:15:19,990 You bastard. 252 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,730 Supposedly that'll put the little sods out of their misery. 253 00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:27,660 Right! Stop talking! 254 00:15:28,380 --> 00:15:32,919 Talking, talking, talking about 255 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:37,359 Into temptation 256 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,100 Quiet! 257 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,460 I said quiet! 258 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:47,180 Where's Simon? He disappeared. 259 00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:58,140 back. I want you all to get on with your revisions. 260 00:16:28,330 --> 00:16:31,890 We had to be at the airport by 6, but we got there late. 261 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:35,160 And then when we were at the check -in, we were at the check -in. 262 00:16:36,890 --> 00:16:37,950 Just a minute, Kelly. 263 00:16:42,350 --> 00:16:43,850 I can't tell you lot again. 264 00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:45,230 Get back in your seats. 265 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,260 Any more noise or you're all under tension. 266 00:16:57,450 --> 00:16:58,500 so you 267 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:42,020 Hitler only had one ball. 268 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:45,860 And that's why he invaded Poland. 269 00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:49,320 Yeah. It was to make up for his emasculation. 270 00:17:49,780 --> 00:17:51,520 I think that's a defense mechanism. 271 00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:55,830 Right. 272 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:35,140 Are you expecting company? 273 00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:36,900 Where the hell have you been? 274 00:18:36,901 --> 00:18:38,799 Well, I had to sit down and do your mocks. 275 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,599 I tried to find you. I caught Ian Potter and Hayley Scott in here. They left a 276 00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:43,650 little memento. 277 00:18:43,651 --> 00:18:45,579 What are you going to ask me? 278 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:47,220 I'll spare you the details. 279 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:54,740 Oi! Oi! 280 00:18:54,741 --> 00:18:56,319 Fuck him. 281 00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:57,370 Don't piss about. 282 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,610 Open the door. 283 00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:02,160 No prizes for getting who's behind this. 284 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:03,560 Fucking kill him. 285 00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:05,880 Come on, Ian. Joke's a joke. 286 00:19:06,430 --> 00:19:07,480 Calm down. 287 00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:08,620 It's lunchtime. 288 00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:10,510 We could be stuck in here for ages. 289 00:19:10,511 --> 00:19:13,129 At least I'll be spared the delights of playground duty. 290 00:19:13,130 --> 00:19:14,180 Hey, Ed! 291 00:19:14,181 --> 00:19:15,129 Ed's out! 292 00:19:15,130 --> 00:19:17,489 You're not panicking, are you? Oh, no, I'm fine. 293 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,650 Sure? Absolutely. 294 00:19:37,221 --> 00:19:40,339 You've always been claustrophobic. 295 00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,380 Fuck, I think I'm having a heart attack. 296 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:44,570 I haven't made a will. 297 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:46,640 Just take long, deep breaths. 298 00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:47,710 OK. 299 00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:51,959 They'll hurt and brine, they can have my bike. 300 00:19:51,960 --> 00:19:53,340 I'm sure they'll be touched. 301 00:19:53,341 --> 00:19:55,499 You won't tell anyone, will you? 302 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,850 If the kids find out, they'll use it against me. 303 00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,400 They would, wouldn't they? 304 00:19:59,401 --> 00:20:00,519 You wouldn't. 305 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:01,700 Depends. On what? 306 00:20:02,020 --> 00:20:03,940 How much you're willing to grovel to me. 307 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:05,450 You're evil. 308 00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:09,930 So you being nice to me was all an act? No. Oh, I was being genuine. 309 00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,870 I'm not complete shit. 310 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,210 Really? You think I am? 311 00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:16,320 Be honest. 312 00:20:17,090 --> 00:20:18,140 Yes. 313 00:20:18,370 --> 00:20:19,970 As well as being a hypocrite. 314 00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:23,950 Fuck's sake, let me out of here! 315 00:20:23,951 --> 00:20:25,209 I hear you. 316 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,450 We'll just have to wait. 317 00:20:44,750 --> 00:20:46,010 Two outside my office now. 318 00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:48,460 And the rest of you know where you should be. 319 00:20:49,011 --> 00:20:52,249 Oliver, have you seen Miss Page? 320 00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:53,330 No. Anyone? 321 00:20:58,730 --> 00:20:59,780 Great. 322 00:21:02,170 --> 00:21:04,090 Do you know how to give a heart massage? 323 00:21:04,230 --> 00:21:05,790 No, but I'm quite good with feet. 324 00:21:08,270 --> 00:21:09,320 Take your tie off. 325 00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,760 Go on, then, enlighten me. 326 00:21:17,020 --> 00:21:19,250 Why do you think I'm a hypocrite? And go easy. 327 00:21:19,460 --> 00:21:21,040 You insulting and dying man. 328 00:21:21,041 --> 00:21:24,779 Because you're trying to be my friend, but deep down you don't really want to 329 00:21:24,780 --> 00:21:25,830 be. 330 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:27,540 Probably because you can't. 331 00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:29,790 Why can't I? 332 00:21:30,360 --> 00:21:31,410 Because you fancy me. 333 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,130 You'd rather take verbal swipes at me because it makes it easier for you. 334 00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:40,000 What? Have you been talking to Susan about me? No. 335 00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:44,700 So you don't fancy me? No, it's getting hard in here. Sure about that? 336 00:21:45,050 --> 00:21:48,749 My eyeballs are sweating. I need a doctor. A psychiatrist, maybe, and stop 337 00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:49,890 avoiding the question. 338 00:21:52,990 --> 00:21:54,040 All right. 339 00:21:54,810 --> 00:21:57,570 Maybe I do fancy, but I fancy loads of women. 340 00:21:57,990 --> 00:22:00,340 Doesn't mean I'm going to do anything about it. 341 00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:01,420 Good. 342 00:22:01,930 --> 00:22:03,310 At least you've been honest. 343 00:22:28,591 --> 00:22:30,519 Your turn. 344 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:31,570 Truth. 345 00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:35,130 Why have you started to be nice to me lately? 346 00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:36,390 You started it. 347 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:37,610 No, I didn't. You did. 348 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:42,360 Covering for me over coursework moderation, coming down the pub. 349 00:22:44,940 --> 00:22:45,990 Smiling. 350 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:48,890 Truth? 351 00:22:50,220 --> 00:22:51,270 Okay. 352 00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,700 Because I suppose I want to be liked. 353 00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:55,490 By me? 354 00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:56,760 Not just by you. 355 00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:01,780 I thought it was about time I made the effort to fit in more. 356 00:23:01,781 --> 00:23:06,249 I think I've finally woken up to the fact that people have the wrong 357 00:23:06,250 --> 00:23:07,300 of me. 358 00:23:08,170 --> 00:23:09,220 Probably my fault. 359 00:23:10,970 --> 00:23:14,510 So you're not the uptight ice maiden you make yourself out to be? 360 00:23:14,950 --> 00:23:18,440 And you're not quite the hypocritical little shit I thought you were. 361 00:23:28,940 --> 00:23:31,530 I was supposed to supervise the mugs in ten minutes. 362 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:37,240 Well, at least we know we can be honest with each other now. 363 00:23:38,420 --> 00:23:43,939 Yeah, at least you know that even though I fancy you, you know I'm never going 364 00:23:43,940 --> 00:23:45,080 to do anything about it. 365 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:46,240 Right. Yeah. 366 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,610 Yeah. 367 00:23:49,820 --> 00:23:52,950 Is that because you don't want to or because you're scared to? 368 00:23:53,220 --> 00:23:54,270 God, no. 369 00:23:55,200 --> 00:23:56,580 I'm not scared to. 370 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:58,530 You sure about that? 371 00:23:59,900 --> 00:24:00,950 Absolutely. 372 00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:04,240 Well, definitely not. 373 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,530 Good. 374 00:24:52,590 --> 00:24:57,869 I don't know what I'm doing. I'm sorry. I've got Maggie. I don't need to do 375 00:24:57,870 --> 00:25:00,210 this. I'm very happy. 376 00:25:00,430 --> 00:25:04,070 No, I'm really happy with her. Never been happier. 377 00:25:04,530 --> 00:25:06,510 I'm wildly happy. So you're happy then? 378 00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:07,780 Yeah. 379 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:10,810 Help! Someone! 380 00:25:11,530 --> 00:25:12,910 Please! In here! 381 00:25:14,670 --> 00:25:16,610 Simon? Oh, thank Christ! 382 00:25:17,330 --> 00:25:19,130 What the hell are you doing in there? 383 00:25:19,630 --> 00:25:23,810 Um... Chronic me, shy. What the fuck do you think I'm doing here? I'm locked in. 384 00:25:24,170 --> 00:25:25,850 All right, keep your knickers on. 385 00:25:26,750 --> 00:25:27,800 I'll get the key. 386 00:25:33,830 --> 00:25:34,880 Look. 387 00:25:37,150 --> 00:25:41,170 Look, Jenny, maybe it's... I'm sorry. Right. 388 00:25:45,290 --> 00:25:48,350 Maybe it's best we forget that this ever happened. 389 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:49,850 Already forgotten. 390 00:26:11,380 --> 00:26:14,140 Liz, you're safe yet? From the bike shift. 391 00:26:14,141 --> 00:26:15,239 Not funny. 392 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,290 Gotta go. I'm late. 393 00:26:20,940 --> 00:26:23,380 I'm just not making nothing. 394 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:27,400 And I really don't feel like that need. 395 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,420 I really don't mean that it's cool. 396 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:34,960 I just really want to be a natural. 397 00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,120 I feel the same as I've been. 398 00:26:39,340 --> 00:26:44,420 I used to be in a taxi. 399 00:26:46,700 --> 00:26:48,140 There's something missing. 400 00:26:51,889 --> 00:26:52,939 No. 401 00:26:58,130 --> 00:26:59,570 Our chicken's gone. 402 00:27:05,410 --> 00:27:06,460 Oh, yeah. 403 00:27:10,810 --> 00:27:11,890 Where's Simon? 404 00:27:13,730 --> 00:27:14,950 His stuff's gone. 405 00:27:22,900 --> 00:27:24,780 Baby, it's all me. 406 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,480 Present. Yeah, it's lovely. 407 00:27:37,240 --> 00:27:38,720 Much nicer than flowers. 408 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:41,210 I thought she'd brighten the place up a bit. 409 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,370 I'm moving in. 410 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:49,410 What? 411 00:27:49,411 --> 00:27:53,629 Oh, Brian and Kurt have thrown you out, haven't they? 412 00:27:53,630 --> 00:27:57,650 No, I just... I just thought it's about time I grew up a bit. 413 00:27:59,910 --> 00:28:03,730 I want us to be, you know, a proper couple. 414 00:28:11,230 --> 00:28:13,270 Say something, you're making me nervous. 415 00:28:14,450 --> 00:28:15,500 OK, what about... 416 00:28:15,660 --> 00:28:20,259 What makes you think you can turn up out of the blue with a chicken and announce 417 00:28:20,260 --> 00:28:21,310 you're moving in? 418 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:24,930 Lucky guess. 419 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,360 That goes tomorrow, I throw you out. 420 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,490 Spoilsport. 421 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:41,200 So this moving in thing was all your own idea, was it? 422 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,680 Yep. No one talked you into it? 423 00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:47,699 I've been known to think for myself, you know. 424 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:48,750 When? 425 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,520 Stop asking difficult questions. 426 00:28:53,620 --> 00:28:54,670 OK. 427 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:09,560 I found two kids shagging in a cupboard today. 428 00:29:10,020 --> 00:29:12,100 And who said romance was dead? 429 00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:14,910 Although the lad said he couldn't go all the way. 430 00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:21,899 I mean, he didn't want to. Well, he did, but he 431 00:29:21,900 --> 00:29:23,820 decided not to. 432 00:29:24,600 --> 00:29:26,680 Why not? 433 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:28,980 He's seen someone else. 434 00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:34,770 Don't you think that shows incredible maturity? 435 00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,520 What, shagging in a cupboard's mature? 436 00:29:38,500 --> 00:29:40,120 Yeah, but he did a decent thing. 437 00:29:41,100 --> 00:29:42,720 Well, what does he want, a medal? 438 00:29:42,721 --> 00:29:47,539 The thing is, he's worried that the girl he was in the cupboard with might feel 439 00:29:47,540 --> 00:29:49,680 rejected, hurt, you know? 440 00:29:49,681 --> 00:29:53,139 Well, then he shouldn't have gone with her in the first place, should he? 441 00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:54,480 Do you have to be so moral? 442 00:29:54,860 --> 00:29:55,910 It's my job. 443 00:29:56,420 --> 00:29:57,470 You're off juicy. 444 00:29:58,580 --> 00:30:01,200 OK, so shag the censors then, better? 445 00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:03,570 Yeah. 446 00:30:10,180 --> 00:30:12,230 Now I'm here, you know what we should do? 447 00:30:13,050 --> 00:30:17,630 We've just done it. Apart from that, we should have a flat -warming party. 448 00:30:18,330 --> 00:30:19,380 Hey! 449 00:30:19,510 --> 00:30:20,560 Genius! 450 00:30:21,110 --> 00:30:23,460 Now, have I missed anyone out from your place? 451 00:30:23,830 --> 00:30:26,570 Kurt, Brian, Susan, Jenny? 452 00:30:28,350 --> 00:30:29,400 There's too many. 453 00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:31,070 They won't all fit in. 454 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,050 You haven't got that many friends. 455 00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:37,150 I was just thinking of inviting Brian and Kurt. That's enough, isn't it? 456 00:30:37,430 --> 00:30:39,130 How many do you want? 457 00:30:39,470 --> 00:30:40,520 More than two. 458 00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:42,720 Look, I'll tell you what. 459 00:30:43,900 --> 00:30:46,560 You invite you a lot, and I'll invite mine. 460 00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:56,740 Please don't chicken back, you bastard. 461 00:31:07,651 --> 00:31:09,969 Was it something we said? 462 00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:11,909 I just felt like moving in with it, that's all. 463 00:31:11,910 --> 00:31:12,869 No, no, no. 464 00:31:12,870 --> 00:31:15,549 Shut the fuck up. I'm not inviting you to a flatwarming party. 465 00:31:15,550 --> 00:31:16,489 When? Tonight. 466 00:31:16,490 --> 00:31:19,200 I mean, I can't invite everyone, so keep it quiet. Yeah. 467 00:31:19,201 --> 00:31:22,949 Simon's having a housewarming tonight, if you can't see it. 468 00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,330 Something to do with Maggie. 469 00:31:24,410 --> 00:31:25,610 Oh, any talent, though? 470 00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:27,320 We are. 471 00:31:27,430 --> 00:31:28,480 Come on. 472 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,190 Coming to Simon's party? 473 00:31:30,191 --> 00:31:32,469 Flatwarming. He's moving in with Maggie. 474 00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:34,070 I can't believe it when I see it. 475 00:31:34,330 --> 00:31:36,130 No any nice looks you can drag along? 476 00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:38,230 No. Won't you marry? 477 00:31:38,231 --> 00:31:39,729 I know. 478 00:31:39,730 --> 00:31:41,960 If any borderline sees you, let me know, OK? 479 00:31:42,090 --> 00:31:48,010 And the other thing... Are you OK? 480 00:31:53,381 --> 00:31:55,269 Fine, then. 481 00:31:55,270 --> 00:31:56,320 You're not annoyed? 482 00:31:56,510 --> 00:32:00,509 Should I be? Well, it's just... I don't know. You seem to have come to keep away 483 00:32:00,510 --> 00:32:01,770 from me, shall I tell you? 484 00:32:01,990 --> 00:32:03,430 Are you at the party tonight? 485 00:32:03,510 --> 00:32:04,560 Yeah. What? 486 00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:09,659 What I'm trying to say is it was a... I hated the moment thing. I didn't 487 00:32:09,660 --> 00:32:11,100 deliberately... It's all right. 488 00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,420 You don't need to explain. 489 00:32:12,421 --> 00:32:16,859 Well, I'm glad you're taking it so well. I'm usually crap when it comes to being 490 00:32:16,860 --> 00:32:17,910 rejected. 491 00:32:19,180 --> 00:32:22,070 I think you're confusing rejection with embarrassment. 492 00:32:22,220 --> 00:32:23,540 Yeah, that's what I meant. 493 00:32:23,760 --> 00:32:27,680 It was obviously a momentary lapse in sanity due to oxygen deprivation. 494 00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:29,150 See you tonight. 495 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:30,680 Try and drag Peter along. 496 00:32:31,020 --> 00:32:34,360 Great. Oh, I haven't managed to speak to Ian and Hayley yet. Sorry. 497 00:32:34,361 --> 00:32:35,139 It's OK. 498 00:32:35,140 --> 00:32:36,099 We know you're busy. 499 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,030 Simon and I can talk to them if you like. 500 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:43,370 And don't worry, I won't come to your party. 501 00:32:43,620 --> 00:32:45,940 No, well, come if you want to. I'd like you to. 502 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:51,219 I mean, it's probably not your kind of thing. It's not that special, but you're 503 00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:52,600 welcome. I'll think about it. 504 00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:56,380 ...school isn't our concern. 505 00:32:56,381 --> 00:32:59,599 But while you're here, you've got to act with some responsibility. 506 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:01,280 We did. We were going to use a condom. 507 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,160 That's not really the point, is it? 508 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:07,880 Exactly. The thing is, you've got to learn how to control yourselves. 509 00:33:14,810 --> 00:33:15,860 Rip it. 510 00:33:16,130 --> 00:33:17,180 Temptation. 511 00:33:19,170 --> 00:33:20,910 Yeah, but you know what men are like. 512 00:33:20,990 --> 00:33:23,090 They can't control themselves, can they? 513 00:33:23,930 --> 00:33:25,370 Depends on the man, I suppose. 514 00:33:25,390 --> 00:33:27,010 Some men can control themselves. 515 00:33:27,450 --> 00:33:31,490 Can they? Yes, they can. Just take... willpower. 516 00:33:47,751 --> 00:33:50,529 You're coming tonight, aren't you? 517 00:33:50,530 --> 00:33:51,580 I don't think so. 518 00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:54,809 You don't want to be sat in on your own, feeling sorry for yourself like a 519 00:33:54,810 --> 00:33:56,330 complete sad case. 520 00:33:56,331 --> 00:33:59,309 Have you ever thought about working for the Samaritans? 521 00:33:59,310 --> 00:34:00,360 No. 522 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:02,690 Well, it won't be the same without you. 523 00:34:03,330 --> 00:34:04,380 Maybe. 524 00:34:33,020 --> 00:34:35,320 We haven't got time. Go. 525 00:34:36,659 --> 00:34:37,709 Go. 526 00:34:38,600 --> 00:34:39,650 Right. 527 00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:02,600 Jenny not coming, then? Jenny? 528 00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,570 No idea. 529 00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:06,190 Oh, I'm dead. 530 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,450 Me? 531 00:35:07,980 --> 00:35:09,030 Right. 532 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:21,460 Susan. Thank God. 533 00:35:22,260 --> 00:35:24,060 I mean, come in. How's Peter? 534 00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:26,570 I've killed him. Right, I'll get you a drink. 535 00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:35,590 Yeah, thanks, Bea. 536 00:35:36,220 --> 00:35:38,240 Hmm. They're a couple. 537 00:35:42,300 --> 00:35:43,640 I like a challenge. 538 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,360 What can I get you? 539 00:35:45,620 --> 00:35:47,300 Good shoes. 540 00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:57,190 What's wrong? 541 00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:59,010 Nothing. 542 00:36:23,230 --> 00:36:24,280 Simon? Jenny. 543 00:36:24,410 --> 00:36:25,460 You. 544 00:36:26,850 --> 00:36:27,900 Changed my mind. 545 00:36:27,970 --> 00:36:29,350 Nothing on the telly anyway. 546 00:36:29,510 --> 00:36:30,690 Of course, Abel. 547 00:36:31,770 --> 00:36:32,850 Rather I weren't here. 548 00:36:33,670 --> 00:36:35,270 Yeah, well, no, no, no. 549 00:36:36,190 --> 00:36:37,240 Hi. 550 00:36:37,370 --> 00:36:41,130 Jenny, isn't it? Nice to meet you properly at last. I'm glad you could 551 00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:42,910 Did I tell you to close? Come on. 552 00:36:42,911 --> 00:36:45,349 I'm going to meet everyone. 553 00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:48,960 You can fill me in on what a nightmare it must have been with my boyfriend. 554 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,100 Everything all right? 555 00:37:14,101 --> 00:37:17,999 Fine. I'm just telling Maggie about Ian and Hayley. Yeah, why did you say you 556 00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:20,350 found them in the cupboard? Because Jenny did. 557 00:37:20,620 --> 00:37:23,960 Yeah, yeah, yeah, she did. I was just embellishing. All right. 558 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,890 Well, can you get me a drink? 559 00:37:26,570 --> 00:37:27,890 Uh, sorry, can't. 560 00:37:31,690 --> 00:37:32,740 I'll tell you. 561 00:37:43,210 --> 00:37:44,470 So you're alright, then? 562 00:37:45,930 --> 00:37:46,980 You're asking that? 563 00:37:47,310 --> 00:37:48,570 Right. Excellent. 564 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:57,700 How's Peter? 565 00:37:58,130 --> 00:37:59,180 He's fine. 566 00:37:59,690 --> 00:38:00,740 And? 567 00:38:02,750 --> 00:38:06,240 Is there anything else you'd like to ask me that I completely ignore? 568 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:29,860 Whatever she told you about us. Me. 569 00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:32,120 She's like that, ain't she? 570 00:38:32,780 --> 00:38:33,830 Yeah. Jenny. 571 00:38:34,260 --> 00:38:35,460 Always making stuff up. 572 00:38:35,461 --> 00:38:36,459 Is she? 573 00:38:36,460 --> 00:38:37,510 Yes. 574 00:38:38,140 --> 00:38:39,190 Seems to me. 575 00:38:40,260 --> 00:38:43,630 She probably just does it with me. Because she knows I don't like her. 576 00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,920 Can't stand her. In fact, I hate her. 577 00:38:45,921 --> 00:38:48,859 Really? That's what the impression she gave me. 578 00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:49,910 Oh, she's lying. 579 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,640 Well, she said you'd be nice to her. 580 00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:53,220 Well, I was pretending. 581 00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,840 Well, that means you're the liar, not her. 582 00:38:58,540 --> 00:39:00,780 Yeah, I'm lovely with it. 583 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:05,090 Now you are, though. 584 00:39:17,200 --> 00:39:18,250 Here's a go, Brian. 585 00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,100 I didn't know you did. 586 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:23,520 There's a lot you don't know about me. 587 00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:26,020 God, I'll tell you who you fancy. 588 00:39:29,021 --> 00:39:32,059 I don't have to fancy anyone here. 589 00:39:32,060 --> 00:39:33,110 Get me another. 590 00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:46,080 So what do you actually do? 591 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:51,259 Is it like a bloke and a bird? One of you just lays there while the other one 592 00:39:51,260 --> 00:39:52,310 has all the work. 593 00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:53,790 Back off, Kit. 594 00:39:54,940 --> 00:39:55,990 Right. 595 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:58,560 Just go and ask. 596 00:40:10,510 --> 00:40:13,520 I thought you'd have had some bloke chopped away somewhere. 597 00:40:13,890 --> 00:40:16,010 Is that your best letter? 598 00:40:16,830 --> 00:40:17,880 Yeah. 599 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:19,800 Thanks, 600 00:40:22,410 --> 00:40:24,810 it was great. It was great. Come on, then. 601 00:40:26,110 --> 00:40:27,210 See you tomorrow. 602 00:40:28,470 --> 00:40:29,520 Yeah. 603 00:40:30,150 --> 00:40:36,070 Do you think she's about to do something she'll regret? 604 00:40:36,350 --> 00:40:37,400 What? 605 00:40:37,550 --> 00:40:38,600 Probably. 606 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:47,930 I mean, it's none of our business what I get up to. 607 00:40:54,740 --> 00:40:56,100 That's the cut of tequila. 608 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:06,450 Oh, you didn't imagine it. 609 00:42:06,630 --> 00:42:07,950 I'm telling you, it was her. 610 00:42:09,450 --> 00:42:10,670 Jenny and Brian. 611 00:42:12,690 --> 00:42:14,110 I need another aspirin. 612 00:42:14,370 --> 00:42:16,590 Well, you saw what she was like last night. 613 00:42:17,990 --> 00:42:21,660 Fiverr says she doesn't turn up at all and goes back to her usual anal self. 614 00:42:23,470 --> 00:42:24,520 Morning. 615 00:42:25,390 --> 00:42:30,029 Yes, we did spend the night together. And yes, it was very good. And no, this 616 00:42:30,030 --> 00:42:31,890 doesn't mean we're seeing each other. 617 00:42:31,970 --> 00:42:33,950 You can continue gossiping about us now. 618 00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:35,780 Copy, Brian. 619 00:42:36,010 --> 00:42:37,060 Cheers. 620 00:42:40,230 --> 00:42:41,280 Live? 621 00:42:43,690 --> 00:42:44,740 See? 622 00:42:44,990 --> 00:42:46,990 Brian can do it. Do what? 623 00:42:47,510 --> 00:42:51,230 Be friendly to someone even when what he really wants to do is jump them. 624 00:42:51,490 --> 00:42:55,409 Yeah, but that's why he's being nice to her. In case she changes her mind about 625 00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:56,460 being a one -off. 626 00:43:00,830 --> 00:43:01,880 Well, come on, then. 627 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:09,319 Tell us what she was like. And don't spare any of the details, starting with 628 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,370 ass. 629 00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:13,850 Fantastic. 630 00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,570 And? 631 00:43:17,940 --> 00:43:19,260 Is that all we're getting? 632 00:43:20,680 --> 00:43:21,730 Thanks, Sam. 633 00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:38,920 Thanks for a great night, Simon. 634 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:41,100 I mean it, thanks. 635 00:43:41,980 --> 00:43:43,030 Maggie's great. 636 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:44,480 You're lucky to have her. 637 00:43:44,820 --> 00:43:46,760 Yeah, but then she's lucky to have me. 638 00:43:46,761 --> 00:43:53,299 She told me she was worried you might be having second thoughts about moving in 639 00:43:53,300 --> 00:43:54,139 with her. 640 00:43:54,140 --> 00:43:55,190 I know. 641 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:56,460 Best thing I've ever done. 642 00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:58,050 Do you mean that? 643 00:43:58,580 --> 00:43:59,630 Yeah. 644 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:05,630 I believe you because that's the first time you haven't looked at my arse. 645 00:44:06,500 --> 00:44:07,900 Yeah. Yeah, you're right. 646 00:44:07,950 --> 00:44:12,500 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45992

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