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No!

No!

Hey, have you seen Snobs? I need him to rehearse our disappearing act. I think

he just has.

and the basket will be full.

Nothing like the smell of freshly baked cinnamon biscuits to give the house a

really welcoming aroma.

Take note, Charlie.

Flowers, no clutter, a wonderful fragrance and pristine furniture have a

effect on a home buyer.

Get out of here!

You rotten animal! You know he gets us into more trouble.

No. Not today of all days.

What's going on?

The feral's having a festival.

Not if our little plan goes through.

Prices in the street have dropped 15 % since those ferals moved here.

The festival is the final straw.

Sorry.

Okay, no.

Let's find food.

Really good.

We'll have you on your piece next.

Great.

Oh, I found these for you.

Thought you might like them. They're pine mushrooms.

They're really rare around here.

Spike, that's so sweet.

But I'm allergic to mushrooms.

This is not a mushroom, Spike. In fact, it's poisonous.

You'd better take an adult with you next time you go mushrooming.

Open! With missing musician, introduce!

Missing assistant.

Sorry I'm late, Marion.

I had to finish my mark.

Have you seen Spike or Snobs? No, sorry.

It's a huge honour.

Festival opening act. And we haven't even rehearsed it right through yet. I

know. All right.

All set for this evening?

Yes, no worries, Dad.

Remember, Eden Beach Council has strict curfews on outdoor concerts. So, to

finish on time... We have to start on time.

Five o 'clock or you'll lose your place.

There's nothing to worry about, Dad. Who's in charge here?

Where's that hobart person?

What's up with your mum now?

You haven't seen me, all right? Same here.

It's not only that your dog messed up the house.

I have a home inspection today on a residence with sublime park and water

And the only view they'll get is this eyesore of a camp, portaloos and some

of illegal festival.

I have a permit, Mrs Oakley.

Charlie, will you get away from that person, please?

Mrs Oakley.

This won't cause any problems. It's simply travelling folk coming together

a year for music, dance, good food, poetry.

She won't get it, Rose. Just tell her to move off. Oh, really?

Well, let me tell you this.

You break just one council bylaw and we'll have grounds to shut this festival

down immediately.

Charlie, let's go.

Abby's part of my magic act. I'm sorry, Abby, love, but we can't give your mum

any excuse for sticking her nose in.

Besides, this festival's not for counties.

Abby's not a county.

Mum. Harry and your dad's really determined there'll be no trouble at

year's festival.

Especially after what happened last year, remember?

What happened last year?

I can't say, but I've done what Dad wore him.

Sorry, Abby, but I think you should go.

Going to be a great festival when half the people end up down the rubbish tip.

Oi!

You puny little patsies. Think you're going to spoil our festival, do you? It

was a joke. A joke?

In fact, it was Marion's idea. You guys must know Marion.

Marion? Freeman?

Yeah, Marion.

Our mate.

Marion's a moron.

We just said that mate stuff, so you wouldn't hurt us. Yeah, sure.

No, really, we've done heaps of bad stuff to Marion. We've got him in heaps

trouble.

So you two like causing trouble?

Maybe these two could help us. Anything.

We'll do anything.

Could you get us some battery -operated timers? Like digital clocks.

How many do you need?

Tom Sawyer?

Lorna Doon?

Lorna Doon's really in the set?

You'll rub the title right off, Pia.

$15 the lot.

How about a barter?

Nah, I don't think that'll do it.

Barter this for some wind chimes, then show me the wind chimes for the books.

I'll hold the whole set for you until five, okay?

Nothing I need here, Pia.

Tasha, is there something else you want I could barter with you?

Well... Pine mushrooms.

Where will I find pine mushrooms?

Bob House, I've been a -going!

We need Marion and Spike out of action by 5 o 'clock.

Whoa, they're awesome.

Me and Zora have been working on them for six weeks.

Now, you just need to get us those timers. Then we'll really be able to

Marion's day.

Any bruising.

Is it a rift?

Pine mushrooms.

Pine mushrooms.

We look like dogs.

No one will know it's us looking like dogs.

Grapefruit, wheatgrass, garlic, beetroot juice.

Gonna try some?

You're kidding.

Our mum makes it.

Oh.

Okay.

Oh, poison!

We should force it down Marion's back and snob's throat. After what they did

last year.

Right. Waylon, you take two.

Sam, you take one. Me and Ryan will take care of snobs. Because this plan will

only work if we sabotage snobs first.

Remember? Yeah, sorry.

Have you seen snobs? He's nicked off too.

What I really want is aromatherapy perfumes, Pia.

So I get you the perfumes.

You trade me this shawl, which I'll trade Spike for the mushrooms.

I barter the mushrooms with Tasha for the wind chimes and barter the wind

with Sandor for the books.

Spike wants the shawl?

I've got an idea. It's preferred.

Of course.

He patched him up after what happened last year.

Thank heavens this year is so peaceful.

What's that smell?

It's a stink bomb.

It's the granddaddy of all stink bombs.

We've got to do something.

Who are you?

Abby, you're not supposed to be here. Listen, some guys called Zoran and...

Waylon. They've teamed up with Sam and Ryan and they've got two more of these

stink bomb things.

It wasn't supposed to go off till five o 'clock. Sorry, Zoran.

I must have set the timer wrong.

Why was it in the portal loop?

I must have...

I've accidentally left it there.

Still, it's pretty effective.

I'm so sorry about this. We'll open again on Wednesday. Come back on

What is that smell?

Feral fumes. Do we call emergency services?

We call Constable Stubbs and close them down.

My house inspection was ruined.

Big, why would we sabotage our own vegetables?

Fact is, it came from here, Constable Stubbs. Now, what are you going to do

about it?

One more complaint and they'll close the festival. We're on to it. You can count

on us, Dad.

Good.

How will we find the other stink bombs? They could be anywhere. You're

forgetting. We have a secret weapon that sneaks out anything.

And you're forgetting you've still got to find it.

You and Abby look for more bombs.

Pee and I will find snobs.

Have you seen snobs?

Snob!

My niece could use the tarot card.

I'll take it. You can have the aromatherapy.

Snob, we've been hunting for you for ages.

Snob, what's this on your nose?

Citronella. People sometimes use it to keep dogs away from gardens.

Snob!

He's here, Kate.

Sure.

Just won't be able to smell things very well for a few hours.

No need for that, love.

Plenty of fresh food for everyone.

Even Gizzy can't recognise you. We found Snob. Been any more stink bombs?

No. And Marion insisted we check the stage twice. Not surprising.

After last year.

Peter, you've got to tell me what happened last year.

Well, Zora and Waylon were going to do the festival opening act. We snuck up on

them while they were rehearsing.

You call a spell and run a mob? You don't understand how true my style. We

our boots from tiger snake.

You tally ties, we twirl our fakes. True, true, true, true, true.

We grow our veggies, we catch our meat. Crocodile tastes better than what you

eat. Don't need no school to learn our stuff.

They thought we sabotaged the sound, so they caught us, tied us up.

Nob struggled so much he pulled the tent post down, with half the tent and all

of us.

So Zion and Waylon missed opening the festival. They swore they'd get a sissy.

They hate our guts.

I wondered what the stink was.

Probably Sam and Ryan.

Told you they'd recognise us.

One move from your mutt?

and I'll bash its teeth in.

You know what, Zoran? I reckon we could throw one big net over this whole bunch

of babies and then just toss them in the bay.

You can't just bully people like this.

Look, Zoran, I don't want trouble for the girls or Dad or anyone else.

If you've got a problem, you take it out on me.

It's fine.

Me and Zoran flatten you two in a second.

You'd have to catch us first. And the only reason why you two even bother with

us is because you know we're better than you.

We think you're better than us.

I'd like to see that. We'll prove it then. Oh yeah, how are you going to do

that? We'll compete.

You against us.

Three challenges.

For each one we win, you tell us where our stink bomb is.

Deal. This will be a better laugh than the year we set the camp on fire.

On your marks, get set, go!

Second contest, endurance.

The winner will be the one who drinks the most of this.

A health drink.

Can't be too bad.

The worst thing in the world.

No offence to your mum, guys.

On your marks, get set, go.

One of the bombs was hidden.

Sure.

One of the bombs was hidden in a port -a -loo.

That's cheating.

We already knew that.

You didn't put it in the rules.

Next contest, agility.

We wrestled on a balancing beam. No way.

Dad will kill us if he sees us. So we wear masks.

Do we keep going? 20 minutes till we go on stage.

My ankle's bunged.

No good. We can't wrestle a thing.

There might be a way.

You alright?

Okay, we'll go get our masks.

There goes my barter.

Just remember, it's not really about strength. It's about balance.

The winner will be the one who stays on the beam.

Ready?

Well, you better keep it to yourself, unless you want everyone to know you

beaten by a girl.

Right,

now you have to tell us where one of the stink bombs is.

Stink bomb timers are your fear when your mutt will disappear. That's

It's a riddle.

Something to do with Marion's disappearance.

The bombs must be on stage somewhere.

Spike, you've got to find it. He and I need to get our stuff. You've got three

minutes.

Where's Marion?

He's on his way. He'll be here.

Toba, something odd about one of the lights up here.

Fern, don't touch anything. It's a bomb. A stink bomb.

What's going on?

And the portaloos are one meter tall. Too close to the food area. Well, that's

fourth violation. It's more than enough to close them down.

Look out!

Stink bomb!

It's a stink bomb!

Quick, out of the way!

Abby?

Abby?

Don't think I don't recognise you with that silly mask on. You've got your pony

club scarf on.

Hi, Mrs Oakley.

Bye, Mrs Oakley.

If that's Marion... Don't you think it's illegal to have drinks in an open jump?

Ha!

Violation five. Well done, Brooke.

Come on, Clarissa, let's get organised.

Brothers and sisters, from far and near, welcome to the

entertainment of our annual Winter Festival!

What about the last default?

It's too late. We have to start.

Thank you, thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, behold, the cabinet of mystery.

And my assistant, Snobs the Magnificent.

You'd better run.

Will disappear!

With the breath of a toad and a greasy hair, I banish this dog into thin air!

Item number six, animals near the food preparation area.

So you see, enough violations to close this festival now.

Mrs Bellingham, did you buy that here?

Brooke got it.

I just bought it from Pia.

And Charlie, your lollipop? What lollipop?

Charlie.

So you ladies or your children have bought items here.

Makes you part of the temporary co -op running this function.

Means you'll be bringing the charges against yourselves.

Your magic's a bit too strong for you, eh, Marianne?

Well, sometimes it's... It takes a while to bring someone back.

This year's festival was the best we've had. Very peaceful, very successful.

Yeah, very successful.

Hey, Spike, you never told us what you did with the second stink bomb. Well, I

re -timed it, put it in there.

Should go off about... now.