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Mop. Get set.

Yep.

You've got to tell me how you do that jump.

That's the big secret.

Who's that? It's got to be Sam and Ryan spying on us. Come on.

They're deadly.

Mike, get away from us.

Sam just went flying after us, Dom.

That's not what a public amenities block is meant for. Well, they have to wash

somewhere. Abby, there are laws that prevent public amenities blocks from

used for domestic purposes.

What does that mean? It means you can't use them as your private bathroom or

laundry.

I'm going to have the council put a stop to this.

He be spying on us. Because he's a twerp.

They're all twerps. Yep.

Go on, let's get back to the jump.

No. Why not?

Got better stuff to do.

Like work out how to do my jump. I don't care about your stupid jump.

Bull.

Hey, I know.

You're going to work out your own fancy jump.

Mind your own business.

It doesn't matter what you come up with. You still won't beat me.

Fancy jump coming along.

I'm not working on any fancy jump.

Oh, okay.

Hey, Spike.

Don't make it too fancy. Remember, you're allowed to be right up.

Look, I'll have a word to them, Mrs Oakley. Point out that they are breaking

bylaw. Well, it's only fair and reasonable, isn't it?

To ask them to abide by the same bylaws we all do.

Yeah, absolutely.

No one here.

Well, there were dozens of them yesterday.

Weren't there, Charlie?

Heaps.

Well, they must be inside.

It could be too early.

Oh, it might be.

Oh, sorry.

Where's your mum?

It's Banjo. He can't hear you. He's deaf.

Oh. Well, he could have closed the door.

There is no door.

What happened to the doors?

There's one.

They've stolen the doors.

They vandalised the place.

Because of this act of vandalism, the council will be closing this amenities

block during the week, opening it only on the weekend.

But we didn't do it. You can't blame us. Well, you're the ones who were always

here. No one's blaming anyone yet. But you're punishing us. We have to prevent

more damage.

But this place needs to be open. Where are we going to get water?

Or go to the loo. Well, perhaps you should have thought about that before.

Now, do you mind?

Oh, sorry.

I don't get it. Why take the doors?

Well, it's better.

Someone wants to make us look like vandals, and we're not. I know that.

Well, your mum says we are. If she does, the whole town will.

Hey, bush boy, we hear you've got nowhere to wash anymore.

But they don't wash anyway, so what's the problem?

Did you hear something?

No, nothing.

It was them. It's the kind of stupid thing they do.

It has to be them. Where would those two idiots stash a bunch of toilet doors?

They've got a clubhouse somewhere.

A clubhouse?

Why didn't you tell me this before?

You never asked.

True. So where is it? How am I meant to know where it is? You mean a secret

clubhouse? Yep.

Okay. I've just had an idea. What?

Well, it's gross, but it might just work. What is it? Show you straight

school.

Why does Abby hang around with that kid?

Who cares? I do.

I like Abby.

I thought she was your best friend.

Well, she's not anymore, is she?

Everyone knows those ferals trash the toilets.

And if she doesn't want to believe that's her own stupid fault...

So here, I'll be back in a thing.

Sorry, Pia, all locked up now.

We don't want any vandalism.

We didn't do that at the toilet block.

Oh, no, you didn't, Pia. You wouldn't do that.

Sorry, you'll just have to find somewhere else.

Footy sock? Not just any footy sock. One of the fessy ones from the bottom of

Sam's sports bag.

It's mistakes.

Exactly.

Snobs is going to follow the scent until that secret clubhouse is no longer a

secret anymore. Take a good whiff, boy.

Oh,

stop whinging, will ya?

Come on, haven't you got some bloodhound in you somewhere?

Oh, yes.

Are you sure he's on the right track? Of course I'm sure.

Keep going, boy.

Sorry. What's your hurry? I have to get home.

The girls' toilets were locked and I really need to go.

Serves you right for trashing the amenities block. I didn't. None of us

Excuse me.

Awful when you really, really need to go and can't.

Please, let me pass.

Oh, and it feels like you're going to burp. Excuse me.

Okay, look.

My place is just up the road, much closer than your place.

Can I use your toilet?

I'm thinking about it. Please?

No. Sorry.

You might trash it.

Drink?

This clubhouse better be worth finding.

What's up?

Nothing.

Go on, snobs. Good boy.

Good boy.

Come on.

Take a look at this, will you?

This has to be it.

Good work, boy.

Hang on.

Ah, leave me alone.

Look who I found.

How did you know I was there?

You've been following me for two days. Charlie, what are you doing here?

Yeah, and why have you been following me? I just wanted to know about that

next time. I mean, could you teach me how? We're busy, Charlie. We're looking

for the toilet doors. Go home.

Richard, mind me hanging around with a vandal. We're not vandals. The whole

says you are. All right.

How much?

Five bucks.

Get lost

We're

young

I'll give you a leg up.

Are you okay?

Yes. Can you see the toilet doors?

No.

Okay, how can we get them out?

The doors aren't in here.

What? They've got to be.

They're not.

What? Watch where you're walking. Sorry.

Listen, they call bike jump Marion Gindu. I think we can work it out

Marion's jump's pathetic. No, it isn't. It is now. I've got a better one. Yeah?

Will you teach me? No way.

It's top secret.

Five bucks.

Jump on.

Okay, this is the best jump of all.

If you tell anyone about this, your life won't be worth living. Cross my heart,

show me the jump.

Okay, I'm still experimenting with it. You mean you can't do it? Of course I

do it.

What are you waiting for?

Here goes nothing.

False start, okay?

Okay.

I've got to get the exact speed.

It's not easy, you know.

A door.

The toilet doors.

Where'd he go?

Not on the roof, not buried, no doors anywhere.

They must have stashed them in one of their houses.

I'm coming out.

What is it, boy? Did you see the look on his face?

Oh, mate, he was spewing.

They're coming. Quick, get back inside.

Don't worry, I'll think of something. We'll think of a path.

Okay, keep your hair on.

We've got to distract them somehow.

Do you

want

to hustle the ferals?

Then go to the beach.

Cool.

We need a noise.

Something. Anything.

Just like that.

What was that?

It's that feral dog.

Marion must be here. Abby, run!

I don't know.

Sounded like someone in trouble.

Help! Hang on.

That sounds like Pia.

Snob. Really snob.

Pia, what's happened?

Are you okay?

Snake. Yeah, snake bite.

I need something for a pressure bandage. What? To wrap around your leg. A big

hanky, anything.

Okay. Did you see what kind of snake it was?

No, I didn't see it.

What's that for?

In case the snake was poisonous.

Slows the poison going through her body.

Okay, keep her still. We'll have to find out what snake it was. What? To see if

it was poisonous.

Alright, it's a brown tree snake.

She can't walk. Gotta keep her as still as possible. We could carry her.

It'd take too long.

Here you are.

Not now, Charlie. Peter's been bitten by a snake. Now, Nico, I found the toilet

doors. I was coming to ask you for five bucks or two while they are. Later,

Charlie. At the moment, Peter's more important than the... We need them.

are they?

Five bucks.

I said we need them.

Where are they?

I'll show you.

I'll go. You watch Peter.

Hurry, Marion.

Don't worry, Peter. You'll be okay.

Where'd you get to?

You little snitch!

Remember I threatened to make your life not worth living? You idiot spike!

I was only borrowing them! Save it for later. Pee's been bitten by a snake.

What? We need to use this door as a stretcher. So grab the other end and

go.

Your mum doesn't need to know anything about where you found these doors, okay?

You loan me one? Fine, I'll owe you one.

remove as little as possible.

I thought it was Sam and Ryan sitting us up, and you took the door. Yeah, so

what's the problem? The whole town reckons we're vandals.

Yeah, I thought there had to be a problem.

I don't generally get good ideas.

What's up?

What's happened?

She was bitten by a brown tree snake.

You sure it was a brown tree snake?

Yep, I saw it.

Okay. Gizzy!

Shouldn't she be in hospital?

Kizzy knows about these things.

Is she a doctor?

No. Don't you people ever go to doctors?

If we have to.

And if we don't, we don't.

I've had a snake bite.

So has he.

Kizzy learned how to treat snake bites from some aborigines.

Right.

So what are we going to do about these spikes?

Yeah, spikes.

And the other ones still out in the bush.

Everyone's calling us vandals. And I've been saying we're not. Only one of us

is.

All clear.

See what you can do.

You do this often? I keep my diary in a drawer with a lock on it.

I'm always losing the key.

Anyway, it's not like we're stealing anything.

Yeah, we're putting something back. Thanks to you.

Marion and Spike are vandalising the amenities block again.

You're kidding me!

We've got to make some phone calls.

See? No harm done.

Everything's back in place.

Look, we're not vandals anymore.

You mean you're not?

Oh, no.

And here are the little vandals themselves.

This is not good, boys.

What sort of parents let their children behave like this?

Abby! Abby?

Before you start, Mum, do you want to know what happened today? Because you

this place locked up? All I want to know is what you're doing here. Because you

had this place locked up, Pia had to go to the toilet in the bush. And a snake

bit her. A poisonous snake.

Well, I'm sorry about that. I didn't know that.

Is she all right? She's okay now.

Well, I'm very glad to hear it. Obviously, I didn't intend for that to

Where were they going to go to the toilet with this place locked? Abby,

enough. Now, I want to know what you're doing here. Helping put the doors back.

Marion found them in the bush.

Did you? Yes, sir.

Then we brought them here and put them back on. See for yourself.

It's all right. They're back on. Well, I'd still like to know who took them. We

might never know, Mrs Oakley, but we don't want any more kids being bitten by

snakes now, do we?

Well, obviously not.

I think it's best the amenities block stays open.

Don't you?

But you, young lady, are well and truly grounded.

Much better.

Bossing us around again.

Hey, who's there?

Get out.

Nothing you say counts anyway. You're grounded.

I've been looking for you. You owe me one.

I know. I've been looking for you. So what's it worth not to tell Mum who

the toilet doors?

The secret's in the take -off. The take -off? It's where Spike always mucks up.

He leans forward.

You've got to lean back. Lift your front wheel as you take off.

Oh, he'd spew if he knew.

That's it.

Yes.

Nick off, snobs.

Shut up. Hang on. I thought we found something. Someone.

Come on, fire.

Come on.

Oh, good one, snobs.

Excuse me. My snake bite's better. Oh, good.

I'm glad.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm thirsting.

Isn't it awful when you really, really need to go and you can't?

Get out of my way.

Okay.