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You and I, face to face, like the first silver spoon.

Hoping to find the two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time to stay.

To learn all about those things you just can't find.

You fill the schools together.

Oh, great. You found the poles.

Yeah, I found them, but, Dad, I don't know why you need them.

There's not going to be much skiing down to Mount Terawack. Will you stop, Dad?

It's going to snow. Believe me, I've got a sixth sense about these things.

Yeah, Dad, you told me. The famous nose for snows. Hey, hey.

Never failed yet?

Dad, I don't know why I'm even packing my skis. I should be packing a

skateboard. Yeah, well, speaking of packing, how did you pack enough warm

clothes? You pack your flannel pajamas and your heavy socks?

Dad, I'm not a kid anymore.

I'm almost 17.

You're right, and I'm sorry.

Okay, then.

Don't forget your mittens.

Hey, guys.

Morning, I said.

Morning, Edward.

Morning. No time for standing around. We have to be on that highway at 8 or 4.

8 .04?

Yes, if we're going to make it there for lunch at 12. The journey is 166 miles,

so at the average speed of 52 miles per hour, we should get there in three

hours, 58 minutes, including one stop for gas and an eight -minute party

I need nine.

Then you'll be left behind.

Help me enrich the luggage.

Here, my dad wanted you to have this to cover my share of the trip.

Oh.

Five dollars?

Gosh, he didn't have to do that.

Oh, okay.

Wow, where's all the luggage?

It's all packed and put in a car. General Dexter has us on a pretty tight

schedule. Oh, this is going to be a fun weekend.

Honey, I thought you were looking forward to getting away.

Well, that's why I thought it was just going to be the two of us.

Well, honey, Rick naturally assumed that he was coming with us.

He wanted Alfonso to come.

Alfonso wanted Dexter to come. And who wanted Brad to come?

His family.

Honey, we're going to be our own cozy little cabin far away from Brad.

And far away from Rick.

And far away from Alfonso and Dexter.

Kate, Edward, there's no time for that now. Come on, let's go. Move them out.

Up, two, three, four.

Like I said, this is going to be a fun weekend.

Oh,

this is wonderful.

Miles away from everything.

Didn't I tell you?

Yes, you told me.

Didn't I tell you it was going to snow?

Yes. Didn't I tell you? Please, no more I told you so.

Spending six hours in a crowded van was bad enough.

You know, I had no idea that Dexter's favorite song was Row, Row, Row Your

And where did Brad get that harmonica?

Well, honey, there's no harmonica now, and there's no crowd, and there's no

singing. There's only us.

All are alone.

Hey,

Dad.

Oh, sorry.

Did you stomp your feet? Yeah.

Boy, Dad, it sure is snowing out there.

Didn't I tell you it was going to snow?

Yes, you did, Dad. You told me at the house and at the rest stop and when we

skiddled off the road and plowed into the snowbank.

Didn't I tell you we needed chains?

Yes. And it's a good thing Kate knew how to put them on.

Well, are you settled in? How's your cabin? Oh, it's great, Kate.

You know, it's a lot like this, Dad, only no fireplace.

Uh -huh.

And not as many windows.

Yeah.

Ours is quite a bit smaller.

Ah.

Dad, it's a dump.

Come on, Rick. You're not even going to be in it that long. You're going to be

skiing down Mount Terawak 16 hours a day. That's right.

Come on in.

Stomp your feet first.

Wow, this is a great cabin.

Yeah, it's a lot like ours, except ours doesn't have a fireplace and it's a lot

smaller. We know, we know.

Where's Dexter?

He said he's going to get ready to hit the slopes.

Hey, hey, that's what we all should be doing. Somebody want to help me bring in

the groceries, huh?

Groceries? Down boy, down boy.

And Brad, if you help, there'll be no groceries.

latest in ski gear. The boots are by Gucci.

The jacket, pants by Descente.

Goggles and gloves by Pierre Cardon.

Stop your feet.

Stop my feet.

I'm hoping to get lucky.

Oh, what is this?

Fire? Delight?

Brandy? Well, after a hard day on the slope, I thought it'd be nice to relax.

You can relax on your own time.

Hey,

boy, it's dark in here.

We're starved. I'll get some cookies.

Hey, how about some TV?

Sickle.

Hey, Dad, how about some cheese doodles?

Uh, no, thank you. I think... Hey, this is a great one.

Yeah, this is the one where Gilly can get stuck in the gorilla suit.

Look, guys, why don't you go on back to your cabin where you can have a little

privacy?

Yeah, but, Dad, we don't have a TV.

You don't have a TV.

And if you get there fast, you won't miss that gorilla suit.

Hey, Dad, are you trying to get rid of us? I was trying to be so subtle.

Where were we?

Oh, let's see. You were here.

And I was here.

And my left arm was over your shoulder like this.

Wasn't this where you were breathing heavily?

Just like that.

I hope that's your heart beating.

Who is it?

Dexter!

Hi,

where are the kids?

We got rid of them.

Oh, good. Now the adults can play.

That's what we had in mind.

Well, we have our choice of per -quacky.

Chinese checkers, Scrabble, and my favorite, Monopoly.

Listen, Dex, Kate and I were kind of hoping that... You know, I'm grateful

two are here.

It's so lonely back in my cabin.

Alfonso's off playing with the boys. There's no one to talk to, no one to be

with. You were saying, Edward?

I'll be the sports car. I'll be the top hat.

You know what I love about playing Monopoly?

No, what?

It can go on forever.

It already has, Dex.

Uh, Dex, you know, we really knocked ourselves out on this one. Yeah, buddy,

want to get a hurly start if we're going to beat those crowds, huh? Maybe we can

play tomorrow evening again, right? Oh, sure.

So why don't you let me help you clean up? Oh, no. Oh, we'll take care of that.

Oh, wow, look at all that snow. Yeah, it's a lot prettier outside.

Edward?

Yes, Michelle?

I'm sitting on a hotel.

I think I'll change into something more comfortable.

Can I watch?

Latest news on the weather front. Blizzard conditions have been reported

around the area of Mount Tarawak. Sub -zero temperatures and gusting winds up

50 miles per hour are expected.

Authorities are urging all people in the vicinity of Mount Tarawak to stay put.

as all roads are closed to traffic.

Didn't I tell you it was going to snow?

in that bedroom.

Well, that's because you left too soon.

Well, no wonder you're freezing, honey. It's 33 degrees in here.

Well, turn up the heat.

No, it is up.

You know nothing's coming out.

Well, it's okay. We still got the fireplace. I'll just go out and get some

wood.

Whoa, look at that wind blowing that snow.

You know how to see the boys' cabin.

Honey, the boys' cabin's the other way.

Not anymore.

Well, I'm all set.

Edward, be careful.

Don't you worry, little lady.

Takes more than a few fluffy snowflakes to discourage me.

I got a better idea.

Why don't we share that blanket by the fire?

Good thinking, Duke.

Blanket, blanket, blanket.

You're not going to sleep with that hat on, are you?

Oh, sorry.

Good.

It's freezing over at our place, so we came over here.

Hey, Dad, it's freezing here, too.

Yeah, I know. There's something wrong with the heater in there.

At least you guys got a fireplace.

Yes, but no wood.

I got some.

Some? It's only one little log.

That's all there was?

Good Lord.

We're not going to die, Dexter. Now, look here. They gave me at the rental

agency a number of a guy to call. He's a caretaker in case of an emergency.

Well, Dad, that's nice to know in case one should come up.

Edward.

Yeah, okay, okay. I'll just give old Lenny Busby here a call.

He'll get in his old pickup and hightail it up here with some firewood, I bet

you.

If the phone was working.

And we're next.

We're not next. We just have to figure out a way to keep warm, that's all.

Look, why don't we just go out and chop ourselves some wood?

Hey, great idea.

With what, guys? A butter knife?

What a dumb idea.

He's right.

We've got to think of something else that'll burn.

Brad.

Yeah?

Get up off the chair, Brad.

Well, maybe you're not going to burn that, are you? Honey, it's ten degrees

below zero out there. Come on, nobody's going to miss a single little chair.

It's amazing how fast a room full of furniture burns.

Nothing like a weekend in the country.

The snow, crisp mountain air, smell of burning naugahyde.

Well...

Dad, this is it.

The last of the bedroom door.

Well, there's got to be other things in here we can burn.

Hey, how about the front door?

Look, I'll tell you what. Spread out, look for anything that'll burn.

paper, wood, anything.

We'll find lots of stuff.

Sure we will.

Oh, dear, this'll burn my legal pad and pencils.

Look, some wooden hangers.

Yeah, wooden spoons. Aha!

Oh, terrific!

Hey, I found some toothpicks.

You don't like any of my ideas.

Hey, hey, hey, this book will burn nicely. Oh, I don't like the idea of

a book.

It's Harold Robbins.

Chuck it in there.

Here, this is mostly wood.

Acts, you're right, that's perfect.

with the axe all night. We can chop down a tree.

We're saved.

We're saved.

Yeah. Thanks to me.

Come on, men.

There's work to do.

Uh, Rick, you sure you can handle that thing?

Trust me.

I do trust you, but I think chopping down a tree is best left to an adult.

You see, Dad, you're doing it again.

I'm not a kid.

Now let's go, men.

Rick. Be careful. Dad, I will.

Look, I know what I'm doing.

Well, that's a dumb place for whatever that was.

Edward, what if they don't find any trees?

Honey, we're in the middle of a forest.

we don't get out of this. Will you stop that? We are going to get out of this.

Now, don't be foolish.

No, please.

Let me say this.

If the worst should happen and we don't make it, I just want you to know

I've always loved you.

Thank you.

Isn't there something you'd like to say to me, think this might be the end?

Honey, if this is the end, which it isn't, I want you to know that there's

nobody I'd rather face.

That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

Now look at us! Come on!

Talking silly like that.

Three healthy teenage boys out there, huh?

Kids will come through for us. I bet you nothing to worry about, huh? We'll

still be as warm as toast. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they'll cut down more wood than

can shake a stick at.

Well, here she is.

We'll perish for sure. Look what those ninnies chopped down.

Hey, don't call my friends ninnies.

Yeah, this tree put up some fight.

Well, this just proves once again, I suppose, that there are some things you

can't leave in the hands of babes. Oh, come on, Dad. We're not babes. Hey, it's

better than being ninnies.

It's a job for men. Come on, Dex.

Huh?

Oh, yes, coming.

Now, while you kids clean up your mess, we'll go down and chop up a bigger tree.

Edward, be careful.

I will, little lady.

Oh, well, we can burn that little tree while we're waiting.

We already did.

A little over an hour.

Seems like days.

I'm starting to hallucinate.

I keep seeing a nice, warm, bubbling hot tub.

I keep seeing Madonna.

Hey, is there any way we can combine those two?

Hang in there, guys.

Edward will be back any minute. We'll be warm again.

Miss Stratton, in case I don't make it... Brad, we're gonna make it. Please,

me finish.

In case I don't make it, I just want you to know that... Yes?

That my parents will probably sue.

But please, don't take it personal.

Well, Dad, you did cut down a bigger tree.

Well, it was supposed to fall the other way.

Oh, great.

Dad, what are we going to do?

Well, maybe we ought to huddle up and keep warm.

Tell you what we're going to do right away is skip some of these branches and

put them in the fire.

beginning to hallucinate again. I just thought I saw flashlights.

Brad, your hallucinations are so good, I thought I saw lights, too.

Wait a minute. That's not a hallucination. A rescue party!

It is a rescue party!

All right!

Oh, man, that must be the speed patrol.

Are you kidding? In this weather, it's got to be the national guard, huh?

It only cost me $81 ,000.

At least we own a cabin.

All we need is a roof, a couple of walls, and a whole lot of furniture.

Well, guys, what should we plan for our next vacation?

Oh, on my next vacation, I want to go where there's no snow.

Yeah, no wind.

And no bread.

Where are we going to find a place like that?

I think we already have.