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Here we are, face to face, a couple of silver spoons.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just...

We're gonna find our way.

You and I together.

We're gonna find our way.

You and I together.

Grandfather belongs to the barbarian.

What's the Barbarian? It's a very exclusive private club.

And they have this lodge down in South Carolina with a lake and everything?

A lake?

Yeah. And Grandfather, he wants to take me with him next weekend for their

annual get -together. We're going on his private jet.

Sounds terrific.

I can go then?

I don't see why not.

Great. Thanks a lot, Dad.

So, tell me about the Barbarian.

Secret clubs, secret members, secret handshakes meet out in some secret

Well, what do they do there?

I don't know. It's a secret.

Okay, well, now.

The garbage disposal is now repaired.

Let me try.

This I'd like to see.

Private club, eh?

I used to belong to one of the privatest clubs you could belong to.

Plenty of fresh air and sunshine, all the food you can eat. Maybe you heard of

it. The U .S. Army?

I'm telling you, we can have a million laughs at that barbarian club.

Has anybody told you how exclusive this club of mine is?

Its members are famous industrialists, powerful politicians.

Justices of the Supreme Court?

Yeah, I'd fit right in.

You think so?

Sure. I've been looking for a club to join.

I need to hang out with guys who fulfill my social and intellectual needs.

You'd better get in touch with Larry, Moe, and Curly.

Leaving so soon, Father?

I have a lot of arrangements to make for this coming weekend.

It was nice of you to invite Rick.

Well, I'm glad he was interested.

You never were.

Sure I was. You once described it as a gathering place of power mongers and

money -hungry philistines.

That was before I knew you had a lake.

If I don't invite you, you'll sulk.

If that's an invitation, I accept.

All right, you may come along, Edward.

Ha!

Reese Stratton's off to have some fun. Isn't this great? Yeah, it is. Yep.

Bye -bye.

You know,

I haven't been away on a weekend with my father since I was 12 years old.

Where'd you go? New Hampshire.

He had to foreclose a mortgage on a summer camp.

These are the wild and crazy barbarians?

Want some cheese?

What kind is it?

Eight o 'clock.

Can you die from boredom?

We're about to find out.

Oh, that Grimsby. He sure did tell some

knee slappers.

Father, isn't that Senator Platt?

Yeah, that's his nickname, which he has richly earned through his wild and rowdy

exploits.

The fun's only just begun.

Don't tell me. We're going to see who has the lowest social security number.

You swear not to tell anybody about anything that you

hear or see here tonight. Trust me.

I wouldn't tell anyone about this.

Look, tonight, after many years of patient waiting,

I am to break the plate.

Break the plate?

Oh, boy, we're going to have a food fight.

This is much better.

Well, that's after 8 o 'clock, Porky.

Any minute now, huh?

As soon as Skippy gets here.

Who's Skippy?

Skippy is the youngest member of our club.

He is the bearer of the plate.

He's young enough to be Goofy's son.

Sir?

The plate.

your dentures across the lake?

Yeah.

You know, Grandfather's got a pretty good arm.

Oh, it's been quite a day.

Whew.

It's getting late.

We better get some shut -eye. Yeah.

We're gonna need it if tomorrow's anything like today. Yeah. I got first

shower. Okay.

Great. What? I still got some of those SpaghettiOs stuck in my hair.

I do.

Father, there's someone waiting to see you.

It's my hat.

Now, they have thrown down the gauntlet.

That settles it.

This means war!

I know. You can't tell me that either.

No.

Everything's going to be fine.

I've got a jet waiting for me.

A jet?

I never said the word jet. I never said anything of the kind.

And if you say I said it, I'll deny it. Anyway, I've got to go and catch it.

What we've got planned here...

Could be one of the most sensational capers in the entire annals of the

Barbarians Club.

I have one question.

How can you be so sure it's Senator Platt?

Motive.

He's never forgiven me for what I did to him. That's right.

You refused to support his last presidential bid.

What? Last summer I stapled his socks together.

I'll get it.

Wait a minute.

Password.

The ticker tape takes its toll when times are tough in Toronto.

Tough test.

Now then, what have you got to report?

Well, Senator Platt may have been booked into Cabin 18, but his rolls have

parked in front of Cabin 35.

How do you know it was his?

By his bumper sticker.

It says, I break for no one.

He was the bottom of that cattle caper.

No, Edward, the man. The man.

What we have to do is to get from this cabin here to

his cabin here.

Yeah. Ticky -parted, how do we get across that road? It's lit up like a

Christmas tree.

Well, we can shoot out all those lights.

I got it. I'll sabotage the main generator.

Why don't we just go down the road where there's no lights and cross right

there? That's another choice.

Who is it? It's me, Harry.

Password? Open the door.

It's freezing out here.

Close enough.

I got everything you need.

I got your clothes.

Thanks, Harry.

Your monkey wrench.

Your rope with your pulley.

Your screwdrivers, your hacksaw, and your bill. You owe me $176 .52.

War profiteer.

You know something?

This reminds me of my greatest commando raid.

June 1943.

Target, Hitler's bunker.

Harry, we're on kind of a tight schedule.

So were we.

Ike had asked me...

Oh, yeah, sure, sure. Well, what do you want me to do first?

Go home.

Home?

It is a family matter.

I bet a jet will whisk you back.

Well, it just whisked me here.

Uncle Harry, having you on our side would be an unfair advantage.

The opposition wouldn't stand a chance.

Yeah, yeah, you're right.

Yeah, I'll go and check with them. Now, wait a minute.

Only kidding, that's all.

Now then, men.

You have a big job to do.

We're the ones to do it.

Right, men?

Right!

Right!

Yeah.

the senator.

It might have been Grimsby.

Grimsby? It could have been Judge McDonough.

He's never forgiven me for putting hay in his shredded wheat.

May I propose a toast?

A toast?

To my fellow members of the Barbarian Club.

May each of them find his own bush.

I

still

can't believe that my grandfather, the head of Stratton Industries, could swipe

all these toilets out from under their noses. It wasn't exactly their noses.

A toast to my father.

Who, after 40 years of stuffiness, showed that he can be silly putty.

My son.

Oh, they should be back real soon.

Who cares?

Uncle Harry, you haven't been yourself ever since you went on that CIA mission.

Well, that's a secret, too, between me and the Dallas Cowboys.

Hey,

Father. Hello, Grandfather.

Richard, you forgot your camera.

Oh, thanks.

You should take better care of your possessions.

Yeah, you're right. I'm sorry.

You two lost your decorum.

What? You're behaving like a couple of schoolyard brats.

But, yeah, but we thought since we were... It's your trouble. You don't

Good day, Kate.

My grandfather.

What is wrong with him? What do you mean, what's wrong?

He's like the same old grandfather to me.

That's the problem.

He's acting like his old self again.

Yeah.

Looks like he's back to civilization.

Well, at least we got to see a side of him few other people get to see.

They can't take that away from us. I sure wish I knew what you two were

about.

It's a picture that will stay with me the rest of my life.

My father in a loincloth with a beard.

Porky!

What is this?

It's just a cow.

No, Humber.