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Here we are, face to face, sucking on the silver spoon.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind. Make it a goal, make it a goal.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day to

learn all about the world. you just can't buy

silver silver spoons together

you

selling its place to his father, and his father's going to turn it into a paint

store.

Leave it to burgers and tradition.

We can't let it be turned into a paint store.

That'd be like turning the Washington Monument into a water slide.

Does Max have to sell it to a paint company?

Why can't he sell it to somebody who'll keep it a restaurant?

I know, Alfonso.

By the way, where's Max?

Oh, he went down the block for a bite to eat.

We'd be a couple of major dudes.

I can see it now.

Free food for us and our closest friends. Our pictures on the menu.

The possibilities boggle my mind.

Cost was one small problem.

Tons of girls would want to go out with us.

That's a problem?

Yeah. We wouldn't know if they wanted us for ourselves or for our milkshakes.

Here they come now.

One step lively, we're in a hurry. Top, top.

Okay. Now, we've got to be casual about this. No hard sell. You can count on me,

babe. They call me the mellow fellow.

Hi,

Dad.

Nice day, huh?

Just one...

Well,

what Mr.

Mellow Fellow over here is trying to say to leave it to burgers, your eldest and

only son's favorite hangout?

Well, it's up for sale, and Max is going to sell it to a paint store.

You're kidding.

That place is a landmark.

I used to hang out there when I was a kid.

I still do.

they're going to turn leave -it -to -burgers into a paint store.

Yeah, what are they going to call it? Leave -it -to -latex?

Me and Alfonso here, we thought that you'd be the perfect guy to buy it.

Oh, no, son, that's out of the question.

Just once in a lifetime!

It was worth a shot.

Rick, you got to understand, if I bought Leave It to Burgers, I'd want to run it

the best way I know how, and that means I'd have to be there all the time, and I

just can't do that.

I'm sure you guys will find another hangout, like, say, Al's World of

It won't be the same.

Al doesn't want to talk to the kids.

All Al says is, hey, kid, want a crowd on that?

It's an unfortunate situation, Edward. We have to leave, you hear?

No, what?

that silly look on your face.

And now I've seen it. Bye.

Everybody, this is Lulu Baker.

Charmed. Let's go.

This lady is one of the most important people in my life. She practically

me from the time I was eight years old on. I almost think of her as my mom. Oh,

now, don't exaggerate.

Don't slouch.

And when have you had a haircut last?

You haven't changed a bit. Oh, indeed.

Oh, is this your Ricky?

Or did somebody wash Robert Redford in hot water?

I like her. I like you. Hug me. Give me a hug.

You must be Kate.

Indeed. Clear eyes.

Seems healthy.

You got good bone structure.

I can also drive a stick shift.

She is perfect, Edward.

This is my business manager, Dexter Stuffin. Pleased to meet you, Edward.

Stuffy.

That's Stuffin's.

I know that. I was talking about your personality.

Now, who is this?

I'm Stuffy's nephew.

Oh,

well, fine. My,

my.

out what you have done to the house, Edward. This room looks so much bigger

without the carousel.

Well, it was fun, but it made the cat nervous.

You remind me so much of your father when he was a boy.

Do you have an invisible friend named Clarence, too?

Lulu, I gave up Clarence when I was five years old.

Isn't that right, Ralph?

you back to shallow springs oh i've been knocking around europe for about a year

ever since my darling husband william died so i decided to give those folks on

the continent a little rest and come back to shallow springs and shake things

for a while well you're gonna stay right in our guest house and shake to your

heart's content for deal deal deal now where's your luggage on some 747 headed

for cairo tokyo

One of the old places.

Your luggage may not show up for days. I know.

What a marvelous excuse to go on a shopping spree.

Well, we'll take you down to the shopping center. Here, we'll be your

Well, thank you.

We'll drop you off on the way to our meeting. We'll meet you back here

And not a moment too soon, there's the toddy beep.

Oh, keep your powder dry, stuffy.

I'm as much hurt as you are.

Oh, my bad.

have one hour left on my 18 -hour girdle. Come on.

All right.

Oh, I just love this. Wow.

Rome.

Paris. What'd you do in those places?

Ran restaurants.

Just once in a life... Sorry to interrupt.

Have you heard the terrible news?

This fabulous restaurant is going to be sold and become a paint store.

That's awful, Rick.

Where will us kids hang out? In the wallpaper section?

to kids when they had nothing to do in an empty parking lot.

Pretty soon, hubcaps start looking real attractive.

Yeah, and the next thing you know, you're into a life of crime.

And who knows where it'll end up.

Probably in the big house.

Or worse, the chair.

All right, all right, you guys.

So you want Lulu to buy this place?

Hey, why didn't we think of that?

It's a lovely joint. Yeah.

But the location is the pit.

Oh. Of course, when I'm cooking, folks come from miles around. Yeah.

Well, this will cost a lot of money to buy.

Oh.

But then again, Lulu's loaded.

I think you'll find this sales contract in order. Powered discussion over the

past few days.

Sign all 12 contracts as indicated.

Check the changes I've initialed and initial the changes I've checked.

It is so complicated.

When I bought the place 40 years ago, it was a handshake deal.

I shook hands and I said, thanks for the place, Dad.

Well, this is perfect.

Max is getting what he wants.

Lulu's getting what she wants. Kids are getting what they want.

And I'm getting free hamburgers.

Half price.

Hi.

Look what we got.

Look at this.

My, my.

That's some cake.

We baked it ourselves.

So I, uh, I wouldn't advise actually eating it.

I think the kitchen's tilted, Mrs. Stratton.

People, can we get back to the business here, please?

Oh, yes.

So, Max, what are you going to do now?

Your wife and I are going to travel.

We're going to get into our Winnebago and hit the open road.

We've worked together for 40 years.

Now we're going to enjoy life together.

We're going to share our golden years.

Just the two of us.

It's really going to be wonderful.

Sounds wonderful.

I'm sorry.

Michael, I made a mistake.

I can't go through with it. I can't go through with it.

I'm sorry.

Please excuse me.

What did she say, Edward?

It's no fun going when you know in just a few days it's going to be a paint

store. Oh, I tried, but it was just... just too painful.

Son, I know you're disappointed, but listen, you've got to understand it was

Lulu's decision. She just wants to enjoy her retirement.

Now, this is what I've always dreamed of doing. Coming back to the shower

springs, relaxing, working in the garden. And I finally got started on my

autobiography. Here comes Lulu.

Well, I'm just glad you're having a good time. I am. And I got a gift for you.

And for you, Kate.

Oh, honey.

I'm sorry I disappointed you last night.

But I just want to relax for a while.

It's okay.

Thanks for understanding.

These smell so good.

Like roast pork.

Yeah, they do.

Lulu. You didn't.

I did.

the munchies, so I thought I'd pig out on some pig.

Something wrong?

No, no, no. I'm just sitting here thinking.

I'm thinking how wonderful my life is.

How much fun retirement is.

How I can look in that sweet little face and lie like a weasel caught in a hen

house.

Come on. Come on.

Sit here with me.

Commiserate.

I'll sit down, but I'm not sure I know how to commiserate.

How am I doing?

Well, the fact is, I'm, um... How do you young people say it?

I'm bummed to the max.

But you seem so happy.

The luau, the gardening, your autobiography.

Just let me show you something.

Here, read that.

I was born in 1918.

And then I tried this approach.

I was born in 1931.

to this sweet little face.

Lily, if you're so upset, why don't you just un -retire?

Rick, it is not the retirement.

I miss my darling husband, William, so badly.

It really upset you yesterday when Max started talking about him and his wife

spending the rest of their golden years together, didn't it?

Yeah, yeah.

I wish you could have known, William, my darling William.

Oh, why do you have to go and leave me alone?

My dad told me a person never really dies.

He lives inside of you.

You take him wherever you go.

Dad's a very smart man.

He had a good teacher.

You told him that the day his mom died.

I remember.

He also told me a person's never alone if somebody loves them.

And we all love you very much.

You know what you just did?

What? Your first commiseration.

I did?

Yes. I feel better. How much better?

I feel like I could eat a pig.

Here you are, fellas.

Your last milkshake.

You really gonna hang up your ice cream scooper, Max?

I wanna quit while I still have my wrist.

His goodbye to the best hangout I ever hung out in.

A lot of memories here.

That's where I first met Cindy Sue Dockweiler.

That's where I first kissed Cindy Sue.

And that's where I broke up with Cindy Sue.

And met Betty Rambo.

What a weekend.

Dad, what are you doing here?

What do you mean? We got your message.

What message?

Well, to come here right away.

It says, urgent, important, and don't dilly -dally.

I would never use the words dilly -dally.

Who sent the message?

Good.