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Here we are, face to face, looking through the silver spoon,

hoping to find ritual of a kind. Make it a call, make it a

call. Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day.

So learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and I together.

We're going to find our way.

You and I together.

We're going to find our way.

You and I together.

Excuse me. No, wait, wait. Kate, please. I can explain.

Yes?

Thanks for clearing that up.

I realize it looked like my dad was kissing her, but there has to be another

explanation.

Such as?

Uh...

out the poison.

Nice try, son.

Listen, this is an awkward situation.

Maybe I should leave.

No, no. You stay.

I'll leave.

Hold it. Neither one of you needs to leave.

I'll leave.

Edward, please let me go.

Anyway, I have to start cooking dinner. Oh, it seems to me you've been cooking

all afternoon.

Miss Summers, I realize that you're upset.

Me? Upset?

Just because I found the man I love in the arms of another woman?

Get out.

Take your ding -hoi with you.

Goodbye, Edward. I'll see you later.

Much later.

Honey. Don't touch me.

Hey, listen. A game of triple Yahtzee right now would be... a real lousy idea.

Okay, Edward.

Let's talk about you and Veronica Largebottom.

That's...

Didn't you assure me just last night that she would stay strictly in your

Yep. When he said it, he meant it, Kate.

And didn't you tell me that I was the only woman you want?

Yep. He meant that, too.

So how come he was kissing Veronica?

Do you want to feel this one, Dad?

Yeah, I do, son.

But in private, okay, Kate?

I understand.

This is a problem that you guys have to work out for yourselves, right?

That's right, Rick.

So please, don't be influenced by the fact that if you guys split up, I will

emotionally scarred for the rest of my life.

Edward, I don't understand.

Things were going so good for us.

I know, I know.

Oh, we even scored a 92 on the Cosmo compatibility test.

I know, I know.

So what's with you and Veronica?

I don't know, I don't know.

Honey, I was working at my desk and Veronica came in and she wanted us to

picnic, kind of for old times' sake. And we started reminiscing about old times

and before I knew it, we were...

Kissing. Kate, sit down, please.

Kate, I told you, I used to be in love with Veronica.

And I had the bug pretty bad back then.

We went our separate ways and it ended, but now I see her again after all these

years and I'm kind of getting reinfected.

It's like the fever comes back, you know?

Kind of like malaria.

She's malaria?

Yeah.

What am I, a passing rash?

Of course not, honey.

You are a very serious disease.

Thanks a lot. No, that's not what I mean. Well, what do you mean? Well,

I'm not sure.

I wish I could tell you that I just succumbed to a moment's temptation,

The honest truth is, I'm confused about how I feel about Veronica.

Well, I admire your honesty.

And I feel that I should be as honest with you.

I think you should confront your confusion.

You should sort things out fast.

I will.

And I'll do a little sorting of my own.

But as far as myth malaria is concerned, I suggest you take two aspirin and

stick your head in a bucket of quinine.

Dad, are you in love with Veronica Cranbottom?

Maybe.

No.

Maybe.

Yes.

No.

Maybe.

Dad, is it possible for a guy to be in love with two women at the same time?

How do both women know about it?

Last time I... I thought I was in love with two girls.

Carla and Jill.

I was so mixed up.

But I finally realized that Carla was the girl for me.

How did you decide?

Jill moved to New Jersey.

I don't think my problem is going to be solved that easy, son.

Kate.

Veronica.

Somehow I've got to choose.

Edward, as per your request, I've compiled a number of potential

you, so if you just... Edward?

Ah, I'm sorry, Dexter.

Dexter, I got a problem, and I need to talk it over with a buddy.

Oh?

Well, I leave when he gets here.

No, I mean you. You and me are buddies, aren't we?

By golly, we are.

What's your problem, Edward?

Well, for some time now, you know, I've been seeing Kate.

Oh, she's a wonderful woman.

You are very lucky to have her.

I know.

You're ready to propose to her. But first you need a prenuptial agreement.

I have a standard contract.

No, no, hold it, hold it, hold it.

My problem does concern Kate, but it's not of a nuptial nature.

See, a long time ago, I was in love with a lady.

Veronica. And I saw her again recently, and I find that I'm still attracted to

her. Uh -huh.

Is this Veronica still attracted to you?

Yeah. In fact, Kate caught us in the act of being... attracted.

Ooh.

That is a problem.

Dexter, do you think it's possible for a guy to be in love with two women at the

same time?

Yes, it's possible.

It's also exhausting.

Oh,

what a mess.

I love Kate.

I used to be in love with Veronica, too.

Kate makes me happy.

Veronica might make me happy, too.

Well... It's obvious you've made your decision.

For what it's worth, I believe it's the right one.

What are you talking about? I'm as confused as ever. No, you're not.

I'm not?

Edward, have you been listening to yourself?

You love Kate.

You used to love Veronica.

Kate makes you happy.

Veronica might make you happy.

You're positive about Kate. You're wondering about Veronica.

I've chosen Kate.

I've chosen Kate.

I've chosen Kate!

Well,

you've been a big help. Well, Edward, you see...

People tend to think because I'm a business manager, all I deal with is

and statistics.

But the truth is, I am sensitive to people's emotions 23 .4 % of the time.

Ah, this is great, Dex.

I feel so much better. I'm going to end things with Veronica tonight. And I'm

going to tell Kate that I want her and only her.

There's only one small footnote.

After all that's happened, let's hope Kate still wants you. Bye.

This is truly bizarre, Dad.

What do you mean?

Well, see, I'm going to tell Leslie that things are over between us.

And you're going to say the same thing to her mother.

I'm dumping Leslie.

You're dumping her mother.

It's a double dump.

Yeah, boy, this is one for Ripley's, huh?

Good luck. You too.

Hi, Ricky.

Hi, Edward.

Shall we go and live now?

Let's go have a talk. Well, actually, okay.

Kids, huh?

Leslie, I have some bad news.

What is it?

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

Are you trying to dump me?

I'm not dumping you.

I'm just... Well, you're right. I'm trying to dump you.

Leslie, I just don't feel the same way about you as you do about me.

You will eventually.

Okay, maybe eventually.

But in the meantime, like over the next 40 or 50 years, I think you should go

out and see other guys.

But I only want you.

After all, you're God's gift to women.

Lizzie, please don't say things like that. It's embarrassing.

You're so modest.

When I look at you, my heart goes thumpity -thump.

Lizzie, try to understand.

We're young.

Better if we don't tie ourselves down.

Okay, Ricky.

Go ahead. Have your fling.

Thank you, Leslie.

I just have one question.

What's that?

Should we go to Hawaii or the Alps on our honeymoon?

Veronica, you were and always will be my first love.

We can't recapture the past.

Well... At least we'll always have Camp Al Bernstein.

Well, I forgot to tell you they tore down Camp Al Bernstein and put up a

shopping mall.

It's now the Al Bernstein Galleria.

Ricky have a nice talk?

Not really.

He tried to dump me.

Ricky. Leslie.

Malaria.

Goodbye, Edward.

Goodbye, Veronica.

Goodbye, lovely.

Not goodbye.

A feeder's name.

Kate, I'm glad you're here. I'm really, really, really, really, really glad.

I'll only be a few minutes.

Just long enough to clean out my desk and say goodbye.

Goodbye?

That's right.

Since our personal relationship is ending, it will, of course, be

us to continue working together.

Ending?

Ending?

Honey, I'm glad you mentioned ending because I just ended things with

I sorted it all out, Kate. I'm not confused anymore. I want you.

Really? Really.

I'm glad to hear that, Edward.

Okay. And I apologize from the bottom of my heart if I've ever hurt you.

I accept your apology.

You do? Then you won't leave and you and me are together again.

No.

No?

Our relationship is permanently damaged.

How could I ever completely trust you again?

How do I know that a month from now, you won't get involved with the girl you

took to your high school prom?

Kate, I guarantee that won't happen. How can you guarantee it?

Because she's dead.

It was a bus accident. It was a terrible

tragedy.

Oh, Kate, look, I know I've damaged our relationship, but won't you let me make

it up to you? Can't you give me a second chance?

I'm sorry, Edward. I'm fresh out of second chances.

But, but, but... Well, don't be hasty here. You know, what are you going to do

for a living?

I'm going back to Columbus. I'll find a job there.

But what if there aren't any jobs there, huh?

Well, I can work for my uncle in his bowling alley.

He's always looking for good lane waxers.

You were in love with me. I was. I am.

Well, I think part of being in love is resisting the temptation to fool around

with someone else.

Well, I think part of being in love is to forgive a person when he or she

up.

There's no point in rehashing all this.

Let's just say goodbye, all right?

It's over? Just like that?

Just like that.

patch things up.

I just can't believe that either of you wants to...

This is your final puck.

Forgive me?

Yes.

But it will be a while before I can forget.

I mean, things will be different now.

I'm going to decide who my best man is going to be.

can't fight to do the truth together.