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Here we are, face to face, looking for the silver spoon.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind. Make it a go, make it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time we stay.

To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and I, we're gonna find our way.

AT &T, thank God.

Here, guys, I want to show you something.

What do you think of it, Dexter?

Well, it... It... Sir?

Edward, why do you have foam rubber trees in your living room?

Father, this is a jungle couch. It's a work of art.

I see. Yes, the artist certainly has created an environment here.

Utilizing contemporary materials, he has emulated the glories of nature.

Then you like it. It sucks.

We're in the money.

We're in honey.

We've got a lot of what it takes to get along.

Dexter, you seem to be in a perky mood.

Yes. Mr. Stratton just purchased a chain of fast food stands known as Mel's

Mostly Meat.

Mel's is a pioneer in the burgeoning business of pseudo -food.

Hey, I kind of like Mel's Partly Potatoes.

And every so often I'd stop and get one of their It Could Be Fish sandwiches.

Wait a minute. Didn't I read somewhere where Mel's is losing an awful lot of

money?

In fact, aren't they hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt?

Millions.

Then why did you buy it?

For the tax write -off.

I'm in the money.

I'm in the money.

We've got a lot of what it takes.

I'm sorry, sir.

Dexter, let me give you the receipt for this acreage.

So tell me, Father, did you come by just to tell us about this week's deal of

the century?

No, I have a surprise for Richard.

For me?

Yes. May we sit?

Oh, sure, right here, please.

What's the surprise, Grandfather?

Edward, do you have a machete?

hunting. Father, I know you're against hunting, but this year I'd like

to ask Richard if he cares to come along.

Me?

I'd love to go hunting.

I've wanted to go hunting ever since I read The Last of the Mohegans.

You might even get to bag a deer.

Did you hear that, Dad?

Bag a deer.

That's hunting talk.

I know, son.

Rick, I'm not sure this is a good idea.

I'm worried about you going hunting.

I'm afraid of what the experience might do to your emotional health.

My emotional health?

Come on, Dad.

I'm a rock.

Good boy.

Son, it's one thing to say the phrase, bag a deer. It's another whole thing to

actually sight down a rifle and shoot one.

You think you could do that? I know I couldn't.

Dad, do you remember last week at dinner?

You told me to eat my crab lasagna.

And I said, I don't like crab lasagna.

And you said, how do you know you don't like crab lasagna?

You've never tried it.

It might be better if you wait a year or two.

before you decide to try your hand at hunting.

Dad!

Edward, if the boy really wants to go, let him.

I would.

Yeah, well, he's not your son.

Well, I'm well over 80, and if he were my son, I would deserve a standing

ovation.

Edward, will you allow Richard to go with me?

Do you promise to listen to everything your grandfather says and do exactly

he tells you?

I promise.

Cross my heart, hope to die. If I lie, may I fry.

Okay, you can go. All right!

Thanks, Dad.

Richard, tomorrow we'll go to a practice range and we'll get you a license.

So, uh...

Some years ago, I bought several thousand acres, 150 miles from here,

Stratton.

You bought a whole mountain?

I'd always wanted one.

Stavins, let's go.

Next week, a -hunting we will go.

A -hunting we will go.

I hope I made the right decision.

I ain't right, correct.

I would be a bit surprised if a buck came along that trail on his way to the

water.

Wait for him right here.

Your suggestion is my command.

It would be a whole lot easier if we could just use golf cart.

Hiking is fine exercise, Richard.

You know, you're amazing.

You're in great shape.

And you're so darn old.

I took my exercise when I first came over on the Mayflower.

You're kidding, right?

Right.

Sometimes it's hard for me to tell when they're joking or not.

I don't joke very much. I don't do it very well.

But I do like to tell a good joke when I hear one.

Yeah? Have you got one?

Oh, Dexter told me one that's a knee slapper.

Yeah, do you want to hear it?

Yeah. Okay, here goes.

And this couple comes to a psychiatrist's office.

And the woman says, Doctor, you've got to help us. My husband thinks he's a

And the psychiatrist says to the man, Lie down on the couch.

And the woman says, He's not allowed on the couch.

See that woodpecker up there?

Too much noise for a deer.

That's a man.

What booby would come trespassing on my land?

Over

here,

Dad.

There you guys are. I've been looking all over for you.

Sorry, the deer.

How come you're here?

He's come to spy on us.

It's just that, well, son, after you left the house, I noticed you'd worn

brown belt. Now, I know you like your black belt a whole lot more than you

your brown belt.

So, yeah.

I brought you your black belt.

Dad, you drove 150 miles and climbed all over this mountain just to bring me a

belt?

Yeah. What the hay?

The other reason I came was Father, your secretary called and your shoes are

ready.

You know, the wingtip she had resold, so I thought I'd come out and give you the

good news.

You rode 150 miles and climbed all over this mountain to tell me about my shoes.

Now, mainly it was a belt.

truth is it's my son's first hunting trip and i wanted to make sure he was

there now i said it are you happy

speak than to endure your vile imitation of Harpo Marx.

I stopped by Mel's Mostly Meats on the way here.

I got some sandwiches and some drinks.

You want some?

What have you got?

Aha, well, let's see. I got one close to chicken.

possibly pastrami and one peanutless butter with just about jelly.

I'll have the possible.

That leaves me with the just about.

Okay, drinks?

This is really very nice.

I'm glad I'm here with you.

It is nice.

Yeah.

You know, Edward, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.

Yeah?

Your son here is a very fine young man.

And you've done a decent job of raising him.

Thank you, Father.

Coming from you, that's how I pray.

alive.

Richard, he's got to be put out of his misery.

Son. Dad.

Did you see his eyes?

His eyes.

I never thought honey would be like this.

I mean, I wanted to come so bad.

Sometimes, son, getting what you want can be the worst thing that can happen.

I'm sorry I let you down, Grandfather.

Look up, Richard.

You did not let me down.

You reacted genuinely.

You showed honest emotion.

If you hadn't, you'd have let yourself down.

All set, Father.

Son, why don't you get the soda cans and the sandwich, and put them in my nap

sack.

We'll go home, okay?

Okay.

What do we do with the deer?

We'll take Richard up to your car, and then you and I will come back down here.

Richard, I apologize for bringing you down there today.

No, Father, this was my responsibility.

I shouldn't have let him come. It's my fault.

Oh, wait a minute.

It's nobody's fault.

I wanted to try hunting, and I did.

I didn't like it.

But you know, for a while before that deer came along, all

three of us were having a real good time.

Happy just being together.

That's the part I want to remember.

The deer used in this episode was not harmed in any way.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together, taking the time each day to

learn all about those things you just can't find.