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Here we are, face to face, looking over silver spoon.

Open to find, we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow. Together,

we're going to find our way.

Together,

taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and I.

that draw the age to 14, it'll cut down on the time parents spend in carpools,

which will stimulate the economy, thus stopping the insidious spread of

communism.

I conclude with a fervent hope that I'll never have to say, thank you, comrades.

And now, a rebuttal from the opposition.

I agree with them.

Freddie, this is a debate. You're not supposed to agree with them.

I agree.

Let's eat.

Oh,

allow me, Consuelo.

Oh, thank you.

You make a pretty good team, don't you think?

Well, I don't know.

You're so much better than I am.

I bet someday you'll be a statesman or even an ambassador.

Me? An ambassador?

We're probably not a big country.

What do you want to do?

Well, I was thinking of studying nuclear physics.

Then again, you can make big bucks in Jordan.

Hey, Rick, I think Oleksii's got the hots for you.

Yeah, she's nice.

But I like Consuelo.

Rick, let me help you out with Consuelo.

I mean, after all, I know a thing or two about women that you don't.

You know something about women that I don't?

That's ridiculous.

It's a lot easier to make time with a girl at a party than a dumb old debate

club meeting.

True. But nobody's giving any parties in the near future.

Oh, yeah?

Attention, everybody!

We're giving a party here Friday night!

Everybody in?

I'm in.

I'm in.

I can't make it.

Nice going, JT.

to go to.

Hey, Freddy, you stopping by the video arcade?

I sure am, JP.

Great, then I'll go somewhere else.

Bye, Ricky.

See you Friday.

Consuelo? Yes?

I'd really like you to come to my party on Friday.

I don't think I should.

Well, why not?

obvious, you've got a crush on me.

Obvious?

I don't think I'm so obvious.

Rick, you wink at me.

You pass me notes in class.

And last night you sat for hours under the tree in our front yard.

Was that your yard?

Small world, huh?

The point is, you like me, but I'm not so sure how I feel about you.

Well, if it's any help, I know a lot of people who think I'm a nice guy.

I can give you some references.

I'm sorry, Ricky.

Really.

Wait a minute.

You're a big fan of Menudo, huh?

Yeah.

Menudo's coming to my party.

They are?

party for the world.

And I want you to know this moment is etched into my mind forever.

I've just begun to etch.

Navarro Sarmiento is coming to my party.

Consuelo Amalia Navarro Sarmiento?

Yeah.

Well, Consuelo Amalia Navarro Sarmiento sounds a lot more exciting than your

last girlfriend, Beth Butts.

I'm dead.

Well, two out of three isn't bad.

Kate, I promised Consuelo that I'd have menudo at my party. The music group?

Gee, do they play private parties?

Are you kidding?

That would be like asking the Bee Gees to play a bar mitzvah.

What am I going to do, Kate?

Uh, well, I think you're... Your father's got some connection in the

business.

He does?

Yeah, well, he once played golf with Chubby Checker.

Kate, Rick, I'm glad you're here.

I got a great surprise for you. Eddie Toy's latest breakthrough. Are you

Uh, yeah.

Pooby's even been programmed with Professor Forbarski's own personality.

Yeah, I'm computerized, voice activated, and a close personal friend of R2 -D2.

What's your name, pal?

I'm Rick. Hey, give me three.

language, Poopy. This is a respectable woman, not some cheap blender.

Kate Summers, my assistant.

I apologize, Kate. Why don't we kiss and make up?

Maybe I better have a talk with the professor.

We may have to have Foo be neutered.

I'm dead.

Somehow, son, you seem troubled.

Dad, I made a promise to a girl.

If you promised her a locket with her name on it, she's going to need a neck

brace.

That isn't it.

Today I thought I'd let JT announce I was giving a party on Friday.

Son, I wish you'd check that kind of thing out with me first.

I don't see any harm in it. We can have the gang over.

Thanks.

But we're going to need a few things for the party.

Like cake, punch, ice cream, menudo.

Menudo? Rick, the only menudo I know about is that real popular music group.

The one that's stopping traffic in downtown Manhattan.

The one that's filling Madison Square Garden.

Is that the menudo you want?

They'd be good.

What was the language you were talking?

Consuelo, and I thought I promised you that I'd have you guys come play at my

party.

That's funny.

You will be pulling our noses.

Okay,

I understand.

People always asking you for personal favors.

Yeah, it seems like we never get a minute to ourselves.

with pressures of teenage stardom, till have I got a place for you.

I'm talking privacy.

I'm talking good food.

I'm talking video games.

You are talking our noses off.

Hold on a second.

Video games?

Video games?

Rick, we will come to your party.

We deserve a break today.

We appreciate this now.

Here's my address.

Thanks a lot.

See you tonight.

Bye -bye.

Security.

or just stalling you? No.

Yeah, we were.

And we were doing it so that our special guest could make a perfect entrance.

Yeah.

those kids go crazy for menudo reminds me of when i was a teenager oh yeah yeah

i was crazy for the beetle ah yes i used to jump up and down and scream and

carry on for paul mccartney really

no you may not believe this i used to do the same thing for paul

mccartney no mickey mantle

of a movie tomorrow afternoon.

I'll take it.