All language subtitles for Silver Spoons s02e01 Passports to Pleasure

Here we are, face to face, a couple of
silver spoons.

Hoping to find, we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow.

Together, we're going to find our way.

Together,

taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and me.

Hi, gang.

Hey, son.

Trouble?

Now, remember I told you that Derek and
I are going to the National Bandit

Convention in Chicago?

Yeah.

Well, we can't go now because of our
patrol leader.

That's Chubby Butterman's father, isn't
it?

Yeah, Chubby Butterman.

Well, it can't go because of the
accident.

Accident, son? That's terrible. What
happened?

Well, you see, the butterman's basement
is full of freeze -dried food.

Last night, one of the water pipes
busted.

Right now, they're up to their rafters
in Turkey Tetrazzini.

Gee, I hope they eat their way to the
furnace before it explodes.

I'll bet they didn't even call a
plumber.

Just tied on their bibs and went to
work.

Well, son, it's a shame you can't go to
Chicago.

Isn't there anybody else who can take
you?

Oh, no. No, no, no. You're not roping me
into this one.

No. No!

But I sort of feel like I look a little,
well, a little... Ridiculous? Yeah.

No way, sir. The word would never occur
to me.

Good.

Patrol leaders are meeting to hear the
opening lecture. It's entitled, The

Badger Patrol.

Shall we faith the future or just muddle
along willy -nilly?

Tough question.

Yeah, I'm not sure where I stand on
that.

out and make it a good day.

I will.

All I needed was the encouragement.

We better get down to the crystal room
for that wood chopping demonstration.

Hold it.

We're not going to spend the afternoon
dodging wood chips.

Look what I got.

Four seats to McCormick Place.

There's a certain rock concert being
held there tonight.

Duran Duran?

Oh, right.

Awesome.

Uh, wait a minute. These are front row
seats.

How'd you get the money to pay for
these?

Well, let's just say that hock shops pay
big bucks for family heirloom.

Hey, here's four tickets we can bring
out from Gary and Exchange Badgers.

Zoltan and Tibor.

Have you got goulash on the brain?

I'm going to use these tickets to get us
some women.

Older, experienced women.

We are?

Rick, didn't you see the sign down in
the lobby?

Welcome Midwestern High School
Cheerleading Finalists. This place is

with chicks in tight sweaters with great
big letters on them.

They're checking us out.

Let's throw them our best moves.

I don't understand those girls.

They laughed at the ricker.

Listen,

before we go back here, let's decide
what we're going to say to him.

It isn't going to work.

Yes, it is.

Stand back and watch my smoke.

I'm Michelle.

Now, did I hear you say you had tickets
to the Duran Duran concert?

Yes!

My friend and me have four front row
seats, and we're looking for dates.

We're also looking for a real good time.

Catch my drift.

what a good time really is?

No. But we sure like to find out.

How old are you?

Twelve?

I've seen a dozen summers.

Well, it just so happens that Valerie
and I would love to go to the concert

you. You would?

you like to check with her first?

That won't be necessary.

Once she finds out you guys are a date,
she'll be absolutely stunned.

Great.

Where should we pick you wenches up,
huh?

Right here.

Room 408.

Shall we say around 730 -ish?

I'll be counting.

Tonight? In a town you've never been to
before in your life?

Uh -huh.

Nice going, son.

Have a chip off the old block.

Thanks. Well, who's the lucky lady?

Well, she... Wait a minute, don't tell
me.

It wouldn't be one of the many high
school cheerleaders I've seen parading

around here, most of them up and down
this very hall, would it?

Sure is.

We're going to the Duran Duran concert.

With? With a younger man?

Yeah.

Well, I guess she sends him to me a
certain je ne sais quoi.

Well, son, you think it's possible that
this girl might just be using you to get

to the concert?

Well, it's possible.

But then again, who cares?

Son, you know, there's some people in
this world who... pretend to like you.

But they only act that way to get
something they want.

And they don't care how they get it.
They're not like you.

You have character.

You care about people. You're not a
user.

Come on, Dad.

I'm not a saint.

You're also not going to the concert
alone.

I'll take you there in a taxi and I'll
pick you up when it's over.

Dad! Son, you're in a strange town.

But it's my kind of town Chicago is.

Now, Rick, you have two choices.

Either you do it my way or no way.

Well, could you do me a favor and sit up
front and pretend to be the cabbie's

immigrant cousin?

Yes, I could do that.

It would be my happiness.

Eric's going too?

Yeah.

But I'm going to try to have a good time
anyway.

makes me look suave and irresistible?

Mais oui.

Just a minute.

So you're positive I should wear this
beret?

Yeah.

A good rule of thumb is to do the
opposite of whatever you tell me.

Be patient. You're about to find out.

Well, it's only fair to warn you that if
I'm not happy with them... Bye.

I'm going to kill you.

Ah, and excuse us.

You set us up with the toddlers?

You're the one who called them fragile
little boys on the brink of manhood.

out with them, you better take along
some campers.

Well, let's split.

Before we do, there's just one thing.
Yeah?

Let's make sure that we're with the girl
we should be with.

So how would you two describe each
other?

She has absolutely no scruple.

She's cornered the market on them.

She doesn't know.

She knows.

He says you know.

I'm afraid she doesn't know.

Oh, no.

Excuse me.

I'll break.

Valerie,

let me explain.

The only way I could get these boys to
take me to the concert was if I...

or do we get naked?

Boys, um, there's been a mistake, a
misunderstanding.

I'm afraid you've been misled.

Our date is over now.

to see Duran Duran.

And we're really sorry for doing that.

I just hope you can find it in your
hearts to forgive us.

Boy, what a chip.

We owe you an apology, too.

See, Derek and I tried to use you.

All along, I knew it was wrong to try
and trade in concert tickets for cheap

sex.

grandmother's wedge would.

Listen, Valerie, I hope you can at least
forgive me.

Because I think you're a sensational
girl.

You're pretty, you're smart, you're
sensitive,

and I'll never forget you.

You're sweet.

Good night, Valerie.

I think you're sensational, too.

Except you're prettier, and you're
smarter, and you're sensitiver.

I'll never forget you even more.