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Here we are, face to face, looking for the silver spoon.

Hoping to find we're two of a kind.

Making it go, making it grow. Together, we're going to find our

way.

Together, taking the time each day.

To learn all about those things you just can't buy.

Two silver spoons together.

You and I together.

We're going to find our way.

You and I together.

We're going to find our way.

You and I.

This is where you get off, buddy.

Come on. There you go.

All buckled up for safety.

Now, we'll stand you about here.

Good. You look pretty good, huh?

Well, Edward, what do you think?

Finally, it looks great, Kate. Just great.

Thanks to you, the Badger Ball should be a big success.

Well, I've never given a party for 12 -year -olds before.

I certainly hope I've struck the right balance between understated elegance and

total awesomeness, man. You know what I mean?

For sure, you do.

I can't believe 12 -year -olds having a date party.

When I was 12 years old, all I could think about were games, electric trains.

Seems like a million years ago.

stay close to me.

I've only explored the first chamber of the cave.

What was that?

Probably just a bat.

A bat?

Get a hold of yourself.

Do you want to wake up the tarantulas?

The tarantulas?

Knock it off, Derek.

You shouldn't go around... trying to scare people.

And besides, what's that scorpion doing on your shoulder?

to turn the badger ball into a humongous blowout.

It's my own homemade love potion. Love potion?

All you gotta do is mix a little ginger ale, some 7 -Up and a little bit of

Dr. Pepper.

Then you throw in a vitamin E tablet.

After that comes my special ingredient.

Marcy Thompson.

All right.

She's a real fox. Yeah.

Hey, she really knows how to kiss, too.

Hey, Freddie, what girl humiliated herself and said she'd come with you?

Sylvia Crane did.

Well, from the neck up, she's Bow Wow City.

But I did hear she wears a bra.

Why should I tell you guys who I'm bringing?

Oh, so you don't have a date.

Again.

I do, too. Her name's Gloria Stevenson.

You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking there's no such person as Gloria

Stevenson. There is, too. I mean, she's the most beautiful girl in the world.

She makes Cindy Fairchild look like...

show up with a date at all.

Oh, yeah, J .T.? Five bucks?

When I make it.

You're on.

All right.

Now I gotta go wash my hands.

See you tonight, all right? Bye -bye, J .T.

Meanwhile, I think I'll go down to the mall and check out the action. Oh, can I

come with you, J .T.? Yeah, but keep your distance. I don't want people to

you...

that JT. Boy, that'll be the easiest ten bucks I ever made.

What a suck.

Come on.

Come on.

Think you can get me a date for the night?

I had a hunch there was no Gloria Stevenson.

Derek, if you didn't have a date, then why'd you make a bet?

I didn't want to be humiliated in front of the guys.

Derek, the party's in a couple of hours.

I can't get you a date.

love if you'd come.

You will? Great.

Great. By the way, you'll be Derek Taylor's date. Just hello.

on personal safety.

Ricky, from now on, that cave is off limits.

It's just too dangerous, all right?

Okay, Dad.

Okay.

And, Derek, if there's any way I can repay you.

Oh, no.

Richard has already been gracious enough to help me find a date for tonight's

party. Unfortunately, the girl I asked had to move to Alaska.

Well, I'm sure Rick will do his best to help you out.

Oh, oh, Rick.

Now, are you sure you don't want me to get you a clown for your party tonight?

Dad, we're too old for clowns.

Oh.

Okay.

I always have clowns at my parties.

So, mister could have been a dead person.

What you got for me?

An ounce of rejection.

You're over 13, Derek.

Sorry, I did my best.

But no one left a call.

No one?

No one.

How about Marcy Thompson?

She's my date!

So? Look, Rick, if it wasn't for me, you'd be a blonde pancake and I'd be

right anyway.

You'd take my date out?

On the day I died?

We talk about you. What a great guy you were.

And especially how you'd do anything for a friend.

All right, I'll do it.

But then we're even.

Hi, Marcy.

Hi. This is... Rick.

and I thought it'd be a good idea to have someone else take you to the party

tonight to keep you company, because I'm going to be busy playing host.

Is that okay?

It is? Good.

As long as it's not who?

Listen, he's really improved.

So if you'll just say hello.

Boy, did you blow that one.

Derek, now thanks to you, neither one of us has a date.

Derek, I'm grateful to you for saving my life. Honest, I am.

And I really want to repay you.

But finding you a girl who's willing to be seen with you?

Come on.

Some things are just impossible.

Rick, sometimes I'm so smart, I awe myself.

I just thought of a way for both of us to have a date.

Thank you

This is the worst moment of my life.

Well, maybe your worst moment, but thanks to me, you lived long enough to

experience it.

How did a girl stand wearing this stuff?

It's such an awful draft.

I've got news for you. I've already got a headache.

Gloria Stevenson. Nice to meet you, Gloria.

She's a little shy.

Kate, we're gonna have more kids than we thought. We better get some more

refreshments.

Hi, Derek.

Hello, Mr. Stratton. Hey, Derek.

You got a winner.

Thanks. Um, Ricky told me to tell you that he's picking up his date and he'll

back in about ten minutes.

Fine, Derek.

That's my new aftershave.

Lady killer.

Derek, you could kill a lady buffalo for that.

So far, so good.

Nine minutes.

Word about me, huh?

your date.

Some girls are too eager to please, too, and I was glad to see you say no.

And I think your parents would be proud of you, too.

Yeah, well... You know, when I was about your age, I remember I had a friend

that whenever he'd ask a girl out, well, he thought that she owed him.

What if you really do owe a person?

How far should you go to pay that person back?

Now, that's a tough question.

You know, my son... is wrestling with that same problem right now. Do you know

Ricky Stratton?

Not personally.

But I hear he's a real babe.

Yeah, well, he is a chip off the old block.

Anyway, Ricky's life was recently saved by a friend of his, Derek Taylor. Your

date tonight.

You may call him Derek Taylor, but us girls call him...

He tried his best to pay him back, but I'm sure that Ricky would never let

Derrick take advantage of it.

He's much too smart for that.

He is?

You bet.

So, you see, I think the answer to your question is that you don't pay a debt by

compromising your self -respect.

It's important to try to keep your dignity.

You're absolutely right.

Thank you, Mr. Stratton.

You're welcome, Rick.

Don't forget, I saved your life.