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Here we are, face to face, looking
through the silver spoon.
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Hoping to find we're two of a kind.
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Making it go, making it grow.
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Together, we're going to find our way.
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Together, taking the time each day.
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To learn all about those things you just
can't buy.
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Two silver spoons together.
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You and me.
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I hate to rub it in, but I am a full
-fledged badger while you're nothing but
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lowly muskrat.
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Derek, you've pointed that out three
times in the last five minutes.
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Oh, have I? I'm sorry.
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Okay. I guess that embarrassing blank
space where your badger paws ought to be
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just keeps reminding me that I'm a full
-fledged badger while you're nothing but
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a lowly muskrat.
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Keep it up, Derek, and there'll be an
embarrassing blank space where your
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ought to be.
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After next weekend, I'm going to be a
full -fledged badger, too.
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Oh, sure.
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You'll never get your old man to spend
24 hours camping in the woods with you.
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No problem.
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My dad loves to spend time with me.
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Come on.
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Fathers hate to waste weekends on their
kids.
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I mean, the only way I got my dad to go
camping with me is to threaten to tell
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Mom all about his girlfriend.
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How'd you know he had a girlfriend?
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I didn't. I took a stab.
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help me get my badger paws.
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I hope so.
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I'm tired of being reminded that I'm a
full -fledged badger while you're
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but a lowly muskrat.
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Derek, did your parents have any kids
after they had you?
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No. Think about it.
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Ricky, that's an awful thing to say to
Derek. But, Daddy... It's okay, sir.
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After all, I am a badger, and part of
the badger code is to be kind to the
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-tempered.
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That's a very nice sentiment, Derek.
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Kind to the foul -tempered?
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Yeah, it comes right after a badger
never pokes fun at another person's body
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parts.
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Who wrote this code?
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Colonel W. Morton Strathmore.
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Who's he?
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Some old dead guy with a big nose.
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Well, isn't that what you said, Richard?
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Dad, I never... Well, it's always a
pleasure conversing with you, sir, but
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afraid I must beg my leave.
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No need to beg, Derek.
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Well,
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goodbye, Mr. Stratton.
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Richard?
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Oh, I was going to give you the badger
handshake, but I forgot. I'm a full
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-fledged badger while you're nothing but
a lowly muskrat.
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Well, how'd this week's meeting of the
badger patrol go, son?
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Oh, Kenny, but Derek keeps on rubbing it
in that he's a full -fledged badger,
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and I'm nothing but a lowly muskrat.
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Well, you've only been in a badger
patrol a week. I think it's pretty good
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you're already a muskrat.
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Dad, as soon as you join, you
automatically become a muskrat.
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I mean, it's humiliating. All the
badgers make fun of me.
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They treat me like I'm slime.
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Like I'm dirt.
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Well, why don't you quit?
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Because all my friends are in it.
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This weekend's my last chance to get my
badger paws before spring.
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Well, how does a muskrat get his badger
paws?
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Okay, all we have to do is go camping
from Saturday morning until Sunday noon.
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Well, son, I'm not sure I like the idea
of you and a bunch of kids spending a
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weekend in the woods alone.
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Oh, no, Dad.
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It's not me and a bunch of kids.
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It's me and you.
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Well, son, I'm not sure I like the idea
of me and you spending a weekend in the
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woods alone.
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You'd have a fantastic time. Dad, I
dreamed about this all my life.
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How would it be to go camping with my
father?
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I keep picturing it over and over.
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Well, son, you see, I... First we set up
our tent.
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Then we go fishing.
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Well, that's nice, Rick. We catch six
beautiful rainbow trout.
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And we cook them over a crackling
campfire.
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When it gets dark, we tell ghost stories
and sip hot cocoa. And then we fall
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asleep under the stars.
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Wait a minute.
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We have a problem here.
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See, I already have plans.
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Oh.
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Well, son, I think it would be great for
you and me to go camping sometime, but
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I was really looking forward to this
weekend.
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It's okay. You have a good time.
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I'm sorry.
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No, it's okay, really.
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Is it my imagination or is Ricky
depressed?
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He's not depressed. He's disappointed in
me.
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And I don't want to talk about it, okay?
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Okay, fine.
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Ricky wants me to go camping with him
this week.
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He wants to earn his badger paws.
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He already had plans to go skiing with
Leonard.
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Oh, well, then you just can't go
camping.
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Well, I could change my plans.
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Great, then change your plans.
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Well, Kate, it's just that... I've never
been camping before. for my whole life.
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Your father never took you?
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Never. Oh.
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It's the one thing I'm grateful to him
for.
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No, Kate, I'd do anything for Ricky.
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Except go camping.
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Edward, I don't understand. You love
outdoor sports.
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Camping isn't a sport.
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Camping is going to a place where
there's mud and bugs and snakes.
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You don't have a roof over your head.
You don't have indoor plumbing. I'm
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telling you, Kate, it's unnatural.
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That's an interesting perspective.
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Well, on the other hand, Ricky has his
big dream about how terrific it would be
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if we went camping together.
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I hate to disappoint him.
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Yeah, well, he'll probably get over it.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, that's what I think.
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Although if he didn't, that
disappointment could turn into
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And that resentment might develop into a
cold, gnawing emptiness inside him.
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And that would alienate him from society
and eventually drive him into a life of
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crime.
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So that he'll spend the remainder of his
wretched days in prison.
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But you'll be able to visit him on
weekends.
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That is, of course, unless you'd rather
go skiing.
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Hey, Rick!
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camping. All right!
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Isn't this great, Dad?
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Yes, it is.
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Something strange about this air.
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This stuff's got oxygen in it.
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Tent's almost ready, Dad.
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Attaboy, son.
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I got the wood, you get the tent. We're
a great team.
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This camping stuff's a breeze.
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I didn't know that fish sleep.
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Well, they must.
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You know how tired you get after
swimming all day.
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Yeah, but I thought I read somewhere
that fish don't have any eyelids.
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How can you sleep without eyelids?
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Even if you could, how do the other fish
know you're asleep?
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I mean, there you are in the middle of a
dream. Some bass swims up to you and
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says, Hey, hey, you asleep?
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Don't be silly, Dad.
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A fish would not sound that way
underwater.
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He'd say,
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point there. And there's one more thing
I've always wondered about fish. What's
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that? How can a fish eat...
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Rick.
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detail like a rampaging 3 ,000 -pound
bear ruin our good time?
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Right. Right.
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We're going to stay right here until
Sunday noon and get you those badger
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That's the spirit, Dad. You betcha.
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So, since all our food is gone, that
bear won't come back.
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That's right.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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We didn't catch any fish.
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And this is a very important but.
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We can live off the land.
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The fat of the land.
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Dad, if there's so much fat on this
land, how come the bear had to eat our
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Good point.
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Well, we only have 16 hours left.
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We can survive.
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Get us a good night's sleep, okay?
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Okay. Okay. You build a fire with what
you've got and not with more wood. Okay.
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Ghost stories are more fun without a
fire.
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Scarier.
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Besides, as soon as it gets dark, we'll
have plenty of light from the stars.
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It's gonna rain, Dad.
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No way, no way.
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After everything else that's happened to
us, it can't possibly rain on us. It's
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the law of everything.
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Chocolate -covered grasshoppers?
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Yeah. Well, these happen to be light on
the chocolate, heavy on the grass.
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who got to receive.
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you can survive for weeks in the woods
without food.
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As long as you got fresh water.
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Goodness knows we're wearing enough
fresh water to last the rest of our
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That's for sure.
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What we need is something to take our
minds off our misery. Let's play a game.
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What do you want to play?
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I don't care.
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Well, I don't care either.
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Play 20 questions.
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Fine. Okay.
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I'm thinking of something animal.
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Is it a four -legged animal?
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Yeah. Do you find it on the farm?
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hamburger, hot food. Ricky!
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You're not playing the darn game.
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I'm sick of the darn game. I want to
eat.
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Well, so do I. And why is my leg itching
like this?
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Fine, how do you do?
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So you were getting my grasshopper?
That's right.
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That was your brilliant idea.
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It was not my brilliant idea.
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It was his brilliant idea.
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Who is this jerk?
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Colonel W. Morton Strathmore, founder of
the Badgers.
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Well, he does have a big...
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Unfortunately, it turned out exactly the
way I'd imagined.
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Ah,
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son.
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Everybody has perfect images of the way
they want things to be, but sometimes, a
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lot of times, things just don't turn out
the way we want them to.
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There's even a word to describe that.
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But even if things go badly, you know,
you can almost always think back and
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something positive.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I bet we could hear a thing about
something positive about this trip.
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I bet we could.
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You first.
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Well, um, we survived the bear attack,
and we lived through a terrible storm.
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That's right. And we had a great
adventure.
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You know what the best part is?
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What?
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We did it together.
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Together, taking the time to stay.
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