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What?
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Watch your teeth.
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Can't even give a decent blowjob.
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Is there anyone here who can give me
some pleasure and make me smile?
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Can't you see that I'm bored and in need
of attention?
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What is this noise?
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Excuse me, Your Majesty, but we have
caused this intruder in your treasury.
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Who is it, and what has he done?
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I think we have caught a thief. Take him
away.
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Kill him. Take your dirty hands off me.
Go.
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You're breaking the laws of the Geneva
Convention.
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Who is this? Who is talking?
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Is this a joke or what? Do you think I'm
joking?
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I demand legal counsel and a fair trial
by a jury of my peers.
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Bring them back over here.
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Defeat him and serve him for dinner with
little things.
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Take it easy, your majesty.
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I'm not sure this is the best way to
handle this issue. What issue?
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The only issue I have is that I'm
terribly bored. You have another issue.
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Someone is stealing from you. Half of
your treasures are fake.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm telling you. Half of your treasures
are fake.
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The precious stones are made of glass.
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The ring on your finger with the red
stone.
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It's not real.
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Impossible.
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An ambassador of Kuwait gave it to me as
a gift.
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And it sure has a nice sparkle.
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That's exactly it. That's what I'm
talking about. Not everything that
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is gold.
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My master used to be a gynecologist.
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One day this pretty lady comes to see
him. She is loaded with jewelry. Not to
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mention. The expensive fur coat she is
wearing.
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Did I mention this happened when the
doctor's office was getting renovated?
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Oh, doctor, doctor.
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I'm with so much trouble.
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This is so awkward.
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So uncomfortable.
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I really don't even know how to do this.
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Interesting.
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I'm not sure.
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Please, doctor.
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I have the highest confidence in you.
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Please help me.
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Okay.
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Uh, I see what can I do.
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Please take everything off and get into
the same chair.
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Oh, thank you, Doctor.
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So, the woman gets on to a spot and gets
in the chair.
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Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I don't
know what this has to do with my fake
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stones. Just wait until I finish.
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As you wish.
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Bud!
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I don't like your story. You're going to
die a torture death.
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Now, where was I? Oh, yes. The man in
the white lab coat tries everything to
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pressure the woman.
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He uses his fingers and his tongue.
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Not successful.
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Do you feel anything?
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No?
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Okay, let's try something else.
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What's that?
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Do you feel something?
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No?
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Amen.
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Do you feel nothing?
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Nothing.
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I think they have to figure something
out.
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Anything at all?
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Nothing. Nothing?
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You feel anything?
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I found some work.
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We have to find... find out something
else, so... Let's do this.
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Now I... I need your help, so... Can you
help me?
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Okay.
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Just like that.
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What do you feel now?
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Do you feel better?
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Just like that.
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Now you have to lift one foot.
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One more.
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Okay?
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Thanks for having me.
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Thank you.
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You have to make some noise, like, oh,
you didn't enjoy it.
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Maybe.
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Do you feel something?
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Maybe it's better?
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Are you getting better?
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You're getting better.
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You feel much better?
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I can hear you.
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But I felt nothing.
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Except you sweaty body on top of me.
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Look lady, I have tried everything.
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The best I can tell you, just wait for
the doctor.
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Because... I'm just here to paint the
office.
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That was great.
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I think I know what you mean.
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This story tells us that everything is
not what it seems to be.
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Hello. Like the husband who arrived home
unexpected.
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Why? What happened to him?
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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I'm good.
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Thank you.
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You don't even say hello to me?
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That was a good one, too.
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But don't you think all is forgiven and
you're off the hook, huh?
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You gained some time, but your
punishment is still coming.
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You'll be sorry a thousand times for
that you have ever entered my treasury.
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What is his story?
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Well, after wedding, he arrived with his
beautiful wife at the hotel where they
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were going to spend the wedding.
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He carried his wife over the threshold
and can't be...
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Uh huh.
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But how many men did you have sex before
me, huh?
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So, she didn't answer?
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No, but the man waited patiently for
about half an hour before the answer.
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Then, is everything alright?
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Are you angry with me?
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Of course not. I'm still counting.
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Negotiating your price.
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I would like a very large cucumber.
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I'll take a medium size to the crowd's
surface.
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I take whatever kind you have. It's for
a salad.
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What the hell?
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Why am I fused with my right hand?
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Now?
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Excuse me, lady, but this is the area
where you do not stand.
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Are you sure you came to the right
place?
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Can you
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give
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me a hug, please?
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Wow!
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That's a nice watch.
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What does it do?
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Well, it can actually do a lot.
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Right now, it tells me you're not
wearing panties.
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But I'm wearing panties.
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Shit, it's an hour ahead again.
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What the hell was that?
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Don't worry about it. Your Majesty, I
already kept showing off my sense of
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humor. That's enough.
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Off you go. Take him.
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Make sure you don't regret the hasty
decision.
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Like the average Joe who visited a
whorehouse.
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Why? What happened to him?
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He got fucked.
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What? No pun intended.
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So one day, our average Joe is walking
around in the red light district looking
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for action. He spots a sign over one of
the doors for just $10 more
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Spanish style.
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This spots his interest.
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He goes in and asks for the Spanish
style.
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Now.
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uh uh
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Thank you.
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Ah!
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Oh God.
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clever bird.
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You know exactly you won't be killed
until you finish that story.
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What? Yes.
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I thought that might be the case.
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Now that you have made me laugh again, I
got something for you to do.
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Here's your challenge.
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Tell me a story where the husband cheats
on his wife with two other women
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at the same time.
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But the wife
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While she is away, the husband invites
two beautiful women to their house.
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They start making out.
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um um
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Thank you.
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Please, don't do that, darling.
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Don't worry.
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You will be next.
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That was great.
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Because you set me up, I pronounce you
now my court jester.
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Thank you, Your Honor.
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Your Majesty.
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Yeah, because I'm feeling good now.
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It's time to have some fun.
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Good. Good, please.
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Take care of me.
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Thank you.
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Oh.
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