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[Music playing]

[Boing]

[Squeaking]

Hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Aha.

Wowsers, it's quiet.

Too quiet.

And when it's this quiet,

you know what that means, brain?

[Whimpers]

Evil's afoot.

[Snoring]

We're on a stakeout, Gadget-mobile!

No, you're on a stakeout. I'm on a sleep-in.

So keep it down, a'ight?

The least you could do is stay alert.

Alert for what? Face it, inspector g,

since we locked up claw, all the bad guys have been

too afraid to show their faces in Riverton.

One thing I've learned in all my years

of crime fighting, gadget mobile,

is that it's always the most quiet

right before the criminals strike!

And speaking of crime...

[Boing]

[Humming]

Potential law-breaker at 12:00!

Who, grandma over there?

Go, go, gadget radar gun.

[Whirring]

No, no, no. Go, go, gadget radar gun.

[Bubbling]

Oops! There go those glitches again.

No, radar gun! Radar gun!

[Jingling]

Gadget: Ah, the speed limit

is clearly posted at 25 Miles per hour,

but she's going exactly 25.3 Miles per hour.

Prepare for high-speed chase!

[Clunk]

[Sirens wailing]

[Ratcheting]

Hang onto your pockets, 'cause here come the rockets.

[Hums]

[Sirens wailing]

[Moo]

[Gasps]

Oh, my!

Stop in the name of the...

law.

That went well.

Go, go, gadget parachute!

[Screeching]

Gadget-mobile: Whoa. Now, how is that for disc brakes?

Go, go, gadget parachute, back in the thing.

Oh...

Ahem.

[Brakes squeak]

Ma'am, do you know that drag racing

on public roads is illegal?

But, officer, I...

there are not buts when it comes to the law.

I'm afraid I'm gonna need to see

your driver's license.

I'm sorry, officer. I must've left it at home.

Yeah, a likely story.

Go, go, gadget handcuffs.

[Boing]

Aah! You have the right to remain...

[Boing] Silent!

If you give up...

[boing] Coming through...

that right... unh!

[Boing]

My man really needs to switch to decaf.

[Music playing]

[Gears whirring]

[Whoosh]

[Squeak]

[Quacks]

[Boom]

[Ratcheting]

Gadget-mobile: Okay, one sweet granny

packaged and ready for delivery.

Gadget: Drag racing indeed.

I've seen your type before.

You've got a need for speed.

Yes... I know.

Hey, Uncle gadget! Hi, brain.

[Barks]

Penny, I thought we agreed

you'd call me "inspector"

in front of the hardened criminals.

She's a hardened criminal?

Don't be fooled by appearances, penny.

Look what I found in her purse.

Probably from one of her victims.

And look at this.

Liquid evil.

But, but, officer...

save it for the Judge, Perp.

Yeah, but, but, but.

Everybody's got a big but.

Hey, what are you doing here?

Isn't today a school day?

Well, there aren't

any good cases to solve at school.

I want to solve real cases... with you.

Penny, I told you before,

you're too young to be chasing criminals.

You should be in school.

But, Uncle gadget, if you'd just give me a chance...

look, I have to go.

I'm in the middle of a big arrest.

Now you get back to school,

and I'll see you tonight.

And you, I hope you like prison food.

Mm, mm, mm.

Baxter: Now, let's see how your Physiobiometric

febble fitzer is functioning.

[Beeping]

Oh, diagnostics check out fine.

What seems to be the problem, gadget?

Baxter, I'm still having gadgets with my glitches.

I mean, glitches with my gadgets.

I'm all messed up.

Sorry, gadget,

I don't see what the problem is.

Watch.

Go, go, gadget toothbrush.

[Pumping]

[Splat]

Gadget: See? Bubble gum.

I see what the problem is.

Isn't there something you can do for me, Baxter?

Well, you're the prototype gadget, gadget.

There's bound to be a few glitches.

But you'll be happy to know

we've been working on it.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

Soon, we'll be unveiling something...

[beeping, chatter]

Soon... that'll solve all these glitches

for good... soon.

Wowsers.

Thanks, Baxter.

Well, better go

check in with the chief.

Oh, I wouldn't bother the chief right now.

I heard some idiot

arrested his mother this afternoon.

Chief: Where is he?!

Gadget!

Oh...

You put my mother in jail

for drag racing?

And driving without a license.

You've always said, chief, no one is above the law.

This is what you also said last week

when you arrested that troop of girl rangers

for selling cookies!

[Flashbulbs popping]

Those cookies

were 3 days past expiration date!

[Squish]

Chief: What... ugh.

You are this close

to being put on probation, gadget.

Now, let's get my mother out.

Heaven knows what's happening to her

down there with all those lowlifes.

And then, when his guard is down,

his kidneys are exposed, and that's when

the marathon of pain begins.

Oh!

And who's your grandma now?

Unh!

Take some of this! How'd you like this?

Gadget: Wowsers, that's gotta hurt.

[Clang]

Unh!

Mom's tough love.

This is your last warning, gadget.

Stick to solving real crimes.

Chief, there are no real criminals left.

They're all in riverton prison.

[Thunder]

[Telephone rings]

[Ring ring]

Gadget here.

[Indistinct chatter]

What?

Uh-huh.

Wowsers!

[Crash]

You'll never guess what happened.

Claw escaped.

Claw escaped?

Police have put out an all-points bulletin

and are setting up a dragnet

in hopes of finding the fugitive.

Citizens are advised that if they see

an evil genius with a claw, not to approach him.

Dial 911 immediately.

He's extremely dangerous

and really, really mean.

And I'm on the case. Bye-bye, penny!

Penny: Wait, Uncle gadget!

You gotta let me come with you.

I mean, I can help you look for clues...

I told you before, penny, you're too young.

How old do you have to be to be a detective?

I don't know.

But older than you are now.

Look...

I've got work to do. I'll see you tomorrow.

Don't forget to brush your teeth.

[Kisses rapidly]

I could do so well

if he would just give me a chance.

[Whimpers, barks]

Well, my finely honed instincts are telling me

that he probably escaped through here.

Oh, really?

Gadget, take a look at this.

We found this in claw's cell.

Wowsers. You don't think

he's still holding a grudge, do you?

Gadget, listen.

The whole city is counting on you.

Go out there and catch claw.

Oh, I'll catch him.

Caught him before, catch him again.

Don't you worry, chief.

I'll have claw back behind bars

before you can say...

chief: Gadget... ooh!

[Ominous music playing]

Claw: Brick, retrieve my darts!

Huh? Ooh!

Mckible, serve my tea!

[Groaning]

Mckible: I don't see why we gotta

retrieve your darts and serve your tea.

Yeah!

We're vicious minions, not valets.

Aah! Oh!

Heh heh heh.

One sugar or two?

2.

Here, boss.

Brick: Dr. claw, this place is a dump.

What happened to your multimillion-dollar

high-rise evil headquarters?

What do you think happened to it?

Aah!

Claw: When gadget arrested me,

the police confiscated all my assets.

But after we've pulled off the crime of the century,

I'll be back on top again.

Great... another crime of the century.

I'm still on parole for the last one.

What's the plan this time?

Watch and see.

News anchor: The federal reserve bank,

with a deposit of over 5 trillion dollars

in pure gold, was built 2 years ago

after riverton was declared statistically

the safest city in America.

Utilizing the latest in security technology

and a squadron of armed guards,

the bank is considered impregnable.

Claw: Not for long.

We're gonna rob the federal reserve!

Right before Riverton's eyes,

and there won't be a thing

inspector gadget can do about it.

How we gonna do that?

They said the bank was impen...

[groans]

Really hard to get into.

Yeah, I don't see how.

That's why you're just minions,

and I'm an evil genius.

He's got a point. Yeah.

We are going to build

the ultimate super weapon.

But we haven't much time.

We need to be ready in 10 days,

because next Thursday at exactly 9:23 A.M.,

the x-force one satellite

will be directly over riverton.

And by then, we need to steal

ion fuel cells, a Protoid Laser,

and a Ruby,

plus a few miscellaneous knickknacks.

Yum. I love knickknacks.

[Groans]

[Reporters shouting questions]

Any news on claw's escape?

The city's in a panic!

The people want to know.

What are you doing to capture claw?

Ladies and gentlemen,

this is a momentous day for us.

[Glass breaks]

Huh?

Mayor: The gadget program has helped make riverton...

Thanks a lot. Hmph!

The safest city in America! Ha ha ha ha!

[Applause]

Bob!

Thank you, mayor.

We weren't going to unveil this until next year,

but in light of claw's escape,

we decided to move up our timetable.

[Dramatic music playing]

Chief: Baxter.

This is gadget model 2...

or "g2" for short.

The latest, most newest generation

in the gadget program.

[Beeping]

[Crowd gasps]

[Beeping]

[Applause]

[Techno music playing]

G2 reporting for duty.

Sir!

[Chuckles]

Wowsers.

Baxter: She's similar to the original gadget,

but she's completely, entirely all robot.

[Dreamlike music playing]

Not to worry, g2,

I've got everything under control.

Oh, inspector, you're everything

I ever wanted in a crime-fighter.

[Prisoners groan]

Mmm.

[Romantic music playing]

[Sucking]

Chief: Gadget.

Gadget!

[Music stops]

Gadget, could you give me a hand, please?

Certainly, chief.

I want to give a little demonstration

of what g2 can do.

Pleasure to meet you, miss... 2.

[Electricity crackles]

Hmm.

Must be a loose wire or something.

I'll speak to Baxter about that.

G2 will now show us

how she would apprehend the suspect.

Gadget, I want you to take this stolen money

and hide it on your person.

Stolen money!

Stop this felonious and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

Well, she has got a very commanding voice.

[Whirring]

[Beeping]

Computer voice: Alert, suspect, suspect.

Very well. You were warned.

[Fluttering]

[Groaning]

Whoa! Okay! Whoa!

Oh!

Unh! Huh.

You have the right to remain silent.

If you give up this right, anything you say

can and will be held against you.

All right, g2, I think we get the picture.

Mayor: Bravo! Bravo!

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen...

well, she is very good.

I noticed that she didn't say "go, go, gadget."

That's just one of the many improvements

I've made to g2.0.

Like it?

You might say that

g2 is you without the glitches.

I'm putting her on the claw case right away.

Fantastic.

I always wanted a partner.

And when we interrogate criminals,

I'll play good gadget, and you can play bad gadget.

I don't think so.

Okay, then you play good gadget, and I'll be bad gadget.

I appreciate the offer, inspector,

but I work alone.

But, chief, the claw case is my case.

You can go back

to cracking speeders on the highway, gadget.

There's a new sheriff in town. Heh heh.

Hmm?

Penny: Uncle gadget? Uncle gadget, is this true?

They're giving the claw case to this g2 character?

Well, for the time being,

but don't worry, penny, I'm being reassigned

to another high-profile case.

What could be more high-profile than claw?

It's top secret, penny.

In fact, it's so top secret

that they haven't even told me yet.

Hmm.

So, what are you making there?

Well, I'm just making your favorite dessert.

Apple crumb cake with raisin cinnamon icing

and coconut sprinkles?

Okay, I'm making your second favorite dessert,

lemon pudding.

So, um, since you're off the case,

I guess you wouldn't want to see

this clue that I found about claw.

Clue claw? I mean, a claw clue?

Is it a clue about claw?

Take a look at today's classifieds.

"Wanted"...

"Apply 7 P.M. tonight.

Call 555-0139 for appointment."

Well, I've already got a job, penny,

but thanks.

No, I checked the number,

and it's for a bar called "the blue monkey."

You know what this means, right?

Hmm.

Uncle gadget, if you go to the blue monkey,

I bet it will lead you right to claw.

You can get back on the case and get a jump on g2.

You know, penny,

if I went to the blue monkey,

it might just lead me to claw.

Then I could get back on the case

and get the jump on g2.

That's what I was just saying.

Oh, did you? Well, I guess

great minds think alike.

So, we'll leave right after dinner, right?

No. Nope. I'm sorry, penny,

but this is official police business only.

But you gotta let me come with you.

I mean, I can help you.

Penny, this is no place for a kid.

I'm not just a kid, Uncle gadget.

Of course not.

You're a very special kid.

But there's more to being a detective

than just being smart.

It takes a sharp eye

for every detail, every little nuance.

A good detective never lets anything get P...

Uncle gadget, the pudding!

Ooh! Uh...

[Squirting]

Go, go, gadget, stop beater!

Okay! Heh heh heh.

Everything's fine!

[Mixer stops]

[Gadget sighs]

Ugh.

Well, it's a good thing I wore an apron.

[Music playing]

Gadget-mobile: Okay, here we are.

Gadget: Wish me luck. I'm going under cover.

[People chattering]

Hmm.

[Growls]

Hi, there, fellas.

Unh.

Penny: Okay, brain, the coast is clear.

Come on, let's check around back.

[Brain grumbles]

[Chattering]

[Spits]

What do you want?

Well, I just got out of the slammer,

and I'm looking to wet my whistle.

What'll you have?

A nice tall glass of milk.

Milk?

I mean, chocolate milk.

Make it a double.

Penny: Hey, brain. This way.

[Brain whimpers, pants]

Mckible: Okay, then.

Let's see what applicants we have here.

Squint.

Jungle Bob.

And you must be the one they call "the ninja."

"Ninja"? Why do they call you that?

Hyah!

[Fly groans]

I think I see why now.

Okay, then.

Judging by this,

you guys are prime Minion material.

[Gulping]

Hoo!

I have a history of hair loss

in my family.

Anything else I can get you?

Yes.

I'm looking for...

Sorry, we don't serve lobster here.

What? No.

Doctor claw.

Claw, huh?

Well, if you want to find him,

you're gonna have to grease a few palms,

if you get my drift.

Well, whatever you say.

Here you go...

top grade axle grease.

[Squish]

Why, you...

Go, go, gadget duck.

Aah!

Whoa!

[Crashing]

[Birds tweeting]

[Crash]

Check, please.

Just the check.

[Roaring]

[Beep beep beep]

So...

When do we start working for Dr. claw?

Mckible: Immediately.

Did you hear that, brain?

[Brain growls]

[Gasps]

Gadget: Aah!

Come on, guys, let's talk about it.

Oh, man. Aah!

You're stretching my sweater.

Help, Gadget-mobile!

Help!

Oof!

[Snoring]

[Crashing inside]

[Siren]

The cops! Come on, this way!

Come on, let's get out of here quick!

Move it, move it, move it!

[Men yelling]

Brick: We can hide at my mom's house.

That was close.

[Punching]

Ooh, I can see you're upset.

Hey, look,

I'm knocking his block off!

Ha ha! Ha ha!

Mommy...

Coo-coo. Coo-coo.

Coo-coo.

Stop this felonious and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

Ooh, look, boys, Malibu Barbie here

is gonna get rough with us.

[Men laughing]

G2: Very well.

You were warned.

[Whirring]

Wowsers, she's good.

[Chattering]

[Shouting]

[Tap tap]

Man, lucky for them guys I wasn't in there,

'cause I would have been on them

like ugly on a mini-van.

Well, thanks for the backup, g2,

although everything was under control.

I had those toughs

right where I wanted them.

Inspector, what were you doing in that bar

dressed as a...

what exactly are you

supposed to be dressed as?

I'm a hooligan. Huh?

I went undercover

to follow up on a valuable lead

concerning where's Claw abouts...

I mean, claw's whereabouts.

I'm in charge

of the claw investigation now, remember?

Look, g2, maybe we just sort of

got off on the wrong foot. Ooh!

Oh.

Perhaps we could have dinner sometime...

you know, just to discuss crime-fighting strategies.

Imagine how great we could be as a team.

We could call ourselves "the g-force"

or "the g-team" or "the 2 gs"

inspector gadget. What up, g?

Even though I'm not programmed

for such emotions, I admit I find you

strangely... Likable.

Hmm.

But as I already told you,

I work alone.

And so do I.

I'm just saying

that maybe we could work alone together.

Penny: You don't even know who I am.

Think about it.

No, really. You can't arrest me.

I'm one of the good guys. Really, I am.

Oh, hold on. She's with me.

Penny, what are you doing here?

Didn't I tell you to stay home?

Well, never mind that.

Here, look what I found about claw.

Mckibble: Dr. Claw's pulling a little heist tomorrow night

at the concentrated industry's warehouse.

Wowsers! We'll have to have a stakeout.

You mean, I'll have to have a stakeout.

Hey, this is our case, lady.

[Growls]

Penny.

I know. You told me to stay out of it,

but, well, I did find you this clue.

Look, penny...

I know you want to be a detective, okay?

But this following me around all the time

just isn't going to fly.

Oh!

Uh...

Gadgets!

Hi, chief.

Gadget, what are you doing in a barroom brawl?

[Smash]

Looking for clue claws.

Claw clues... clue about claw.

And I was right.

We just got a valuable lead.

Yeah, a very valuable lead.

We have evidence of a possible heist

at concentrated industries warehouse

tomorrow night.

Great work, g2!

You can stake it out and catch him red-handed.

Gadget: Fantastic.

I'll bring the doughnuts.

I already told you. You're off this case...

both you and Nancy drew here.

Hey!

Pbbt! [Barks]

And you're off the force, too,

if you get within so much

as a hundred yards of that stakeout.

All right, fine, but if claw gets away with his plan

for world domination, don't come crying to us.

Remember, gadget... 100 yards!

Gadget: 99, 100...

101 yards away.

I'm at the stakeout,

but I haven't violated the chief's orders.

See? At the stakeout...

not at the stakeout.

Stakeout... not at the stakeout.

I don't think the chief is going to see it that way.

Go, go, gadget binoculars.

[Boing]

[Beeping]

My, she certainly is

well-equipped, isn't she?

Ooh, gadget's got a girlfriend.

Gadget's got a girlfriend.

Don't be silly, Gadget-mobile.

Our relationship is strictly professional.

[Heartbeat]

Besides, she's state-of-the-art.

I'm last year's model.

A few extra Miles look good on a player,

and you are a player, g.

You're tricked out with more factory extras

than the Batmobile. Just show her that

it's all good under the hood, a'ight?

I have no idea what you just said,

but I'm sure that if I were a car,

it would have been very helpful.

All I'm saying is, you got to show her

you got what it takes, man.

You're right. You're right!

Thanks, Gadget-mobile.

Well, I guess I'm just gonna go on up to the roof

and scope out the situation.

You go ahead on with your bad self... ha!

I don't know what that man

would do without me. Heh heh.

Hold on, there.

What do you want?

We got a delivery.

This ain't no food warehouse.

I'm gonna need some authorization.

[Bam]

[Thud]

Will that do?

[Mckible and brick laugh]

We're in, your Claw-fulness.

Claw: Good. Now bring me the ion fuel cells.

Yes, sir.

Halt!

Squint: Oh!

It's the mechanical meter maid!

I'm real scared!

Ha ha ha! Good one, squint.

Uh-oh. Looks like g2 could use some backup.

Stop this felonious and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

No problem, love. Catch!

[Grunting]

Huh?

[Shouting]

Ooh... aah!

Ooh! She got the kung fu.

Aah!

Oh... aah!

I'm gonna give them a little bit

of the what for! That's right.

Go, go, gadget helicopter hat.

[Bell ringing]

Stupid glitches!

Jungle Bob: Come on! Come on, you! Rrr!

[Clang] Aah-ha-ha!

Whoa! Ohh.

Hyah!

Whoa!

Aah!

[Gong rings]

Wowsers, she sure is limber.

Huh? Huh?

What is that? I don't know.

Oh, I don't like this.

[Whooshing]

Oh, no! Unh!

[Beep beep]

Mckible: Hurry it up, bonehead!

Go, go, gadget something to get me down there.

[Boing]

[Whoosh, flutter]

Wowsers.

I never knew I had one of these.

G2: Stop this felonious and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

Oh... aah!

You imbecile!

Computer voice: Suspect, suspect.

G2: Very well. You were warned.

Gadget to the rescue!

Ooh... unh!

No! No!

[Crash]

What are you doing here?

Well, it looked like you could use some help.

Quick, grab the fuel cells!

Let's get out of here!

They're getting away.

Not to worry, g2. I'll get us out of this.

Go, go, gadget scissors.

[Pop]

Chief: Gadget!

I told you specifically

not to go to the stakeout.

That's not entirely accurate, chief.

You told me not to get within

a hundred yards of the stakeout,

and I posted myself

exactly 101 yards away.

Then how did you manage to get

tangled up with me inside the warehouse?

Well, you gave me backup at the bar.

I thought I'd give you backup at the warehouse.

I never need backup.

And until we find out

what claw needs the fuel cells for,

all of riverton is at risk.

Chief, you have to put me back on the case.

The department needs me!

[Splat]

That's right, gadget.

The department does need you.

And I've got just the assignment

to take advantage of your unique abilities.

[Chuckling]

Go, go, gadget power brush.

[Whirring]

[Brush stops]

[Brush starts and stops]

Come on, come on.

I'm stuck.

Go, go, gadget turbo speed.

Aah!

[Bubbly] Go, go, gadget stop!

Stop!

Aah!

[Crash]

Ah... ah... oh... oh... oh... ow.

Be careful in there.

That toilet's got quite a flush.

[Claw laughing]

Looks like gadget

has finally found his true calling...

Roto-rooter man. Ha ha ha!

Hey, Dr. claw, check this out...

an unlimited supply of bowling shirts.

And shoes! [Meows]

[Screeching]

[Minions scream]

Claw: Silence!

Everyone, pay attention!

Who can tell me what we need next

to build my super weapon?

Uh...

Claw: The laser...

a new experimental Protoid laser

that's being unveiled

at the riverton science convention.

But to take it, we are going to need

a little diversion.

[Beeping]

Hey, Uncle gadget.

Penny, shouldn't you be in school?

Uncle gadget, school was over an hour ago.

Oh. I'm sorry, penny.

Oh, hey!

This came for you in the mail today.

Looks kind of strange.

"Inspector gadget..."

Wowsers! He must have really bad handwriting

to go to all that trouble.

Or maybe he doesn't want you to identify his handwriting.

And, look, it's signed

"anonymous concerned citizen."

Well, it's good to know

that we still have a concerned citizen

who's willing to get involved.

This smells like claw.

[Sniffs]

No. Why would claw want me there?

I don't know.

Uncle gadget, this might be a trap.

You know, penny,

I'm thinking that this might be a trap.

That's what I just said.

You gotta let me come with you this time.

Sorry, penny. No can do.

This is work for a serious

law enforcement professional.

You mean like a bathroom attendant?

Exactly.

Now, don't stay up for me, penny.

I'm on the case.

[Tires screech]

Now, I need you to keep a sharp eye out,

Gadget-mobile. If you see

anything suspicious, you let me know.

You mean like a Trekkie with a girlfriend?

Exactly.

The goose has arrived...

ready to be cooked.

[Chuckling]

[Beeping]

Man: There we go. How's that?

Yeah, now, I'll just...

Even at this level? Wow!

[Machine whirring]

Round and round.

Radio: In sports, the national hockey league...

Hmm...

Keep your eyes peeled

for anything suspicious, brain.

Come on.

Baxter: Inspector gadget!

Hey, Baxter!

What are you doing here?

I'm showing off my latest gizmo,

the bark translator.

It's going to give a whole new meaning

to the term "police dog."

Watch.

Speak, Pedro.

[Barks]

[Cow moos]

Very impressive.

Now Pedro can talk to cows.

No, no, no, no.

It's supposed to translate into English

once I've got all the bugs out.

[Elephant trumpets, sheep bleats]

[Rooster crows]

Man: Attention, the unveiling of the new Protoid laser

is about to begin.

I'll see you around, Baxter.

Bye bye, Pedro. Good luck!

Pedro.

[Yodels, roars]

Well, better have myself a little look around.

Go, go, gadget binoculars.

[Boing]

[Exhales]

Inspector gadget!

Inspector gadget!

Inspector gadget!

Excuse me, inspector.

I'm your biggest fan.

Brick: I thought I was his biggest fan.

No. I'm definitely his biggest fan.

No. I'm his biggest fan.

Will you excuse me for one minute?

[Screams gibberish]

Sorry.

Would you mind if we took a picture?

Uh, no.

No. I'm always happy to oblige my fans.

Ready?

Say cheese.

Cheese. Cheese.

Heh heh heh. Thank you, inspector.

You'll never know how much that means to me.

Well, it's my pleasure.

And remember,

crime doesn't pay.

Wrong, gadget.

Crime always pays.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Thank you, thank you.

Distinguished guests

and, of course, members of the media,

it is my great pleasure to welcome you

to my... whoops... our science convention.

The chip is in position, your Claw-fulness.

Yeah!

Watch as I play with my new toy,

the gadget puppet.

Well, guess that letter must've been a prank.

Everything seems okay.

Oh.

Hmm. Well, I've never had glitches like that before.

Mayor: And to introduce you to the eminent

Nobel-prize winning scientist

Dr. Theodore Von Sprokenwich.

Thank you very much.

Thank you, thank you.

It's so nice to be here...

In riverton.

Ah... ah... ah.

His new experimental Protoid laser.

[Whirring]

Think positive, no-glitch...

Thoughts.

All right, gadget, let's party!

Ha ha.

[Squirting]

Whoa... whoa... whoa.

[Mumbling]

I'm sorry! Should come out with a little soda water.

Inspector gadget, what do you think you're doing?

Aah! I didn't say "go, go, gadget" anything.

Huh... unh... oh.

Oh, no, Uncle gadget, what now?

Oh... whoa... whoa!

What's wrong, inspector?

I think I'm having a glitch attack.

Ha ha ha.

Hyah!

Sorry!

Unh! Hyah! Excuse me.

Whoa... Mickey.

Woof! Woof! "Woof"?

Let's go!

Gadget-mobile, help!

[Snoring]

[Gadget yelling]

I was right!

Claw's men are stealing the laser!

[Machine powers down]

Don't let them get away. Hurry!

[Barks]

[Giggling]

We're getting rid of it.

[Barks]

Brick: You know what, this thing's heavy.

[Growling]

Hey! Aah! These are my favorite shoes!

Get in the car!

[Chuckling]

[Gadget shouting]

Gadget, I said stop it this instant!

I've got everything under control.

Ooh!

[Screaming]

Oh!

Gadget: Relax, mayor Wilson!

It's only toothpaste.

Remember, kids, brush twice a day.

Aah!

Aah... aah!

[Boing]

Aah! Aah!

Whoa!

Ooh.

Easy.

Ew.

Not to worry. I'm all right.

You!

[Growling]

Oof! He's got my shoe!

Bad doggy! Let's go.

[Tires screech]

[Snoring]

First ion fuel cells

and now a Protoid laser?

What is claw up to?

Huh? What'd I miss this time?

Thanks for all your help.

Hey, I've been working nights, okay?

I need to recharge my battery.

[Whimpers, barks]

Brain? What you got there, boy?

From the bad guys?

[Barks]

Hey, now this might be an important clue.

[Barks]

[Siren]

I hope Uncle gadget's not in too much trouble.

Fired? You can't fire me.

I quit!

Hmm.

Wait a second. I don't want to quit.

Besides, chief, it's not my fault.

Look what Baxter found on me...

a circuit override chip.

I don't care! Claw stole the laser,

and you tarred and feathered

the mayor in toothpaste

and caused $100,000 in damages.

Well.

Turn in your badge, gadget.

Oh, but, chief,

all I ever wanted to be my entire life

was a crime fighter.

Your badge.

[Dramatic music playing]

Well, that'll be all,

Mr. gadget.

[Sighs]

Claw: Gadget's goose is cooked...

more like deep-fried and burnt to a crisp.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

[All laughing]

Silence!

Now, with gadget out of the way,

it should be smooth sailing from here on.

Ha ha ha!

[All laughing]

Gadget: Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm...

Hmm.

[Machine grinding]

Uncle gadget?

What are you still doing in bed?

And why is your trench coat

and hat in the trash can?

I'm no longer a policeman, penny.

[Blows]

I'm a... well...

There are a lot of things that I could be.

Window washer, huh?

Dog catcher... ooh, parking valet.

Sky's the limit.

But, Uncle gadget, you can't give up now.

Here, look what we've got.

It's a bowling shoe.

One of claw's men dropped it at the science convention.

What were you doing at the science convention?

Never mind that.

Look, we can solve this together.

We can track down claw and get you your job back.

No. I'm through.

All right, then, I'll track down claw myself.

No. No, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You are to stay out of this completely,

do you understand?

This is a grown-up problem.

Uncle gadget, just give me a chance.

One chance.

Look, the fact is,

that there's nothing that you

or anyone else can do for me.

I'll never be a crime fighter.

Never again.

You don't believe in me.

[Crying]

[Whimpering]

Go away, brain.

Brain, go away.

[Whines]

[Barks]

Okay. Okay, I get the message.

It's up to us now, brain.

We have to help Uncle gadget.

[Barks]

Come on, let's get to work.

[Music playing]

[Sniffs]

[Sneezes]

[Coughs]

Go, go, gadget hammer.

[Thwack]

[Crash]

That's lunch, people.

[TV on] [Laughing]

[Scissors snipping, hair dryer blowing]

[Saw cuts, blowtorch blasts]

All finished.

Voila.

[Hair sizzling]

Woman: Aah!

What's this?

A patent number.

Aha.

Claw: Faster, minions, faster.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Thud]

[Whistles]

G2, are you any closer to capturing claw?

Yes. I'm on the case.

Hmm.

[Muffled] Oh, no.

[Beeps]

Keep your paws crossed, brain.

This might be exactly what we're looking for.

[Bowling ball strikes pins]

Look. It's the same shoe.

The shoe was made by the bowl-rite company

in the 1950s and 1960s.

I wonder where their factory was.

Let's see.

1959. Bingo.

Ah, here it is.

The bowl-rite bowling equipment company

down on old mill road.

It must've gone out of business,

because it's not in any of the directories after 1960.

I wonder what's there now, brain.

Claw: Now, the third item that I need... huh?

[Reads aloud]

Argh!

[Man laughs]

As I was saying,

the third item to complete my super weapon.

[Taps]

I know this one... the Ruby.

Yes, but a big Ruby...

say, about 50,000 karats. Heh heh heh!

Your Clawsomeness,

where are we going to find a rock that big?

The riverton museum.

The Ruby's on loan

from the raja of India

and will be on display Wednesday night

at the mayor's fund-raiser.

We are going to stop by

and do a little fund-raising of our own.

[Laughs]

Gadget: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

and welcome to mayor Wilson's fund-raiser-o-Rama.

Oh.

Ow! Ohh.

Gadget.

Don't worry, chief. No need to tip me.

We better be getting inside.

Yeah. It's nice in there.

Mayor: I'm here.

Good evening. Good evening, everyone.

Yes, it's me. Ha!

Break out the cameras.

[Sitar music playing]

Ooh, another photo-op.

[Quimby humming]

G2, notice anything suspicious

about those musicians?

Aside from the fact that the music doesn't match...

The instruments they're playing?

Mm-hmm.

Come on, brain.

Yep. This is definitely the place.

Well, at least the building's still here.

[Wood clatters]

[Wind blowing]

[Whimpers]

I don't know, brain. This place is creepy.

[Whimpers]

Welcome, sir, welcome.

Lady Campbell, how wonderful you could come.

Lovely to see you, sir.

Oh! Claw!

Aah!

[Screaming]

Claw: Greetings, mayor. Hope you don't mind

if we drop in on your little party.

Everybody stop right where you are.

The festivities have just begun,

and I can promise it's going to be a gas...

laughing gas, that is.

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ho ho ho ho!

That's right. Laugh it up, riverton,

because I am having the last laugh now.

[Laughing]

Rah ha ha ha ha ha!

[People laughing]

[Sighs]

Must be quite a party.

Do something to stop him, chief quimby.

[Both laugh]

You'll never get away with this.

We'll see.

Ha ha ha ha! G2, see.

Very funny, claw, but you forget...

I am unaffected by laughing gas.

Now stop this felonious and unlawful act,

or I shall have to use force.

Ah, the lady gadget.

I've so looked forward to meeting you.

I hope you don't fall victim...

To my magnetic charm.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Whirring]

Ha ha ha oh!

[Metal clanking]

[Laughing]

Hee hee hee! Aah!

[Metal pinging]

Oh! Oh!

Mmm! Unh!

[Whoosh]

[Clang]

[Laughing]

Now if you'll excuse me, g2,

I have some shoplifting to do.

Ha ha ha.

[Glass shatters]

[Whimpers]

It looks like someone's been here...

and recently, too.

[Yowls] Aah!

[Barks]

Thanks, brain.

[Growls]

Do you see that?

Brain, look.

It's a perfect match.

[Band laughing]

Gadget: Done so soon?

Uh, yeah. We were playing the unfinished symphony.

Yeah. Yeah.

And then we took this giant Ruby.

Yeah. That was the name of our last song.

You know, we took this giant Ruby.

We took this giant Ruby

took this giant Ruby

stole this giant Ruby

stole this giant Ruby

stole this giant...

just a minute, there.

Huh?

[Whimpers]

Let me get that for you.

Thank you, inspector.

That's it. Everybody in.

Thank you.

Nice to carpool, isn't it?

Yeah. There.

[Tires squeal]

No tip.

They stiffed me again.

I live on tips!

Brain, take a look at this.

"Fuel cells."

That's what claw stole from the warehouse.

"Laser." That's what claw took

from the science convention.

"Ruby."

[Barks]

Now, what would claw want with a Ruby?

[Reads title aloud]

Okay, claw's definitely up to something big.

[Whimpers]

Wait a minute. I know what claw's up to.

He's going to build...

[door opens, men chattering]

Come on, brain.

[Men laughing]

We're rich! Hey, hey!

Mckible: Hey, how much do you think...

This thing would fetch on e-bay?

About $1.98.

No, nitwits.

Once we've robbed the federal reserve,

we can buy hundreds of these baubles.

With my secret weapon,

riverton will be defenseless...

as will the rest of the world!

[All laughing]

I've got to tell Uncle gadget.

Come on.

[Metal clanks, laughter stops]

Huh? [Gasps]

[Balls clatter]

Well, if it isn't mini-gadget.

Get her!

Jungle Bob: Come on, let's go!

Squint: This way! Come on!

Whoa! Ahh!

Mckible: She's getting away!

I'll cut her off at the pass.

Come here. Aah!

Gotcha!

Whoa! Ohh!

Uhh...

Aah! Get back here.

[Barks] Get her!

Aah!

[Gasps]

[Men snicker]

Hey, isn't this the place to get new bowling shoes?

Men: No! Uh-uh.

[Barks]

I assure you, miss mayor.

We'll do everything in our power

to apprehend claw.

G2 will be...

g2 is finished...

Along with the whole gadget program.

It's time we reinvested

in some good old-fashioned policemen and women,

not these mechanical clowns.

Ms. mayor, if you just give me another chance...

you had your chance.

It's bad enough they stole the Ruby,

but what's worse...

no one gave any money to my campaign.

[Sobs]

I should've learned my lesson with gadget.

This whole program is a total waste of time.

Come on, g2.

We're taking you back to the precinct

for immediate deactivation.

Deactivation?

That's right...

deactivation.

[Dramatic music playing]

Hmm.

Gadget: I'm sorry, g2.

[Pop]

Thank you...

But there's nothing you can do.

[Whoosh]

Now, g2.

[Car engine starts]

Nothing I can do.

Hmm.

[Bell rings]

Or is there?

[Liquid bubbling]

Okay.

Now, where's...

That light switch?

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Ow!

Ohh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

[Blows]

Wrong switch.

[Click]

Ahh.

[Dramatic music playing]

[Machinery whirring]

[Hissing]

[Beeping]

What happened?

I reactivated you.

Inspector gadget,

why would you do that?

Well, I hate to see a good detective

get recycled, and...

I've always had great admiration

for your investigative abilities

and your physical prowess,

your commanding voice.

Inspector, are you saying you like me?

Well, I suppose.

In a manner of speaking.

[Heartbeat]

Strictly professional.

Huh?

Hmm.

[Heartbeat stops]

Mm-mmm. Ha ha ha ha.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

[Brain barking]

[Barks]

Brain, what are you doing here?

Where's penny?

[Barking]

Ooh, he's trying to tell me something.

It's too bad I don't speak dog.

Hmm. If only dogs could talk like people.

Mmm. That would be good...

wait a second.

I have an idea.

[Static]

Gadget: All right, brain.

Now speak.

[Static, rooster crows]

[Dolphin chirps]

[Elephant trumpets]

[Tarzan yell]

[Frog croaks]

Heh heh.

[Man speaking french]

Bow wow.

Brain...

Speak something else.

Check. Testing 1, 2, 3. 1, 2, 3.

Penny has been kidnapped by claw.

Amazing, isn't it,

what modern technology can do.

Wowsers! Penny's been kidnapped by claw?

Yeah, and claw's built some sort of giant laser

he's going to fire at riverton

and rob the federal reserve.

He's holding penny captive

out at the old bowl-rite bowling factory

on the outskirts of town.

The bowling factory?

Of course. The bowling shoe.

Penny was right.

I should've listened to her.

She tried to tell me,

and I didn't listen to her.

Speaking of listening,

I'm getting a little tired of liver-flavored kibble

all the time.

Would it kill you to shell out

for a pork roast or a little prime rib?

Look, g2...

My niece is in trouble.

I know that you don't ever work with a partner,

but I really need your help.

Are you sure you want my help?

I can't think of a better person

to go after a super-villain with.

[Brain barks]

All right, let's do it!

Let's kick some claw tail.

[Upbeat music playing]

[Click]

[Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]

[Squirting]

[Whirs, clicks]

[Bell rings]

Ready?

Ready.

Let's go.

[Boing]

Man: We're here, your Clawsomeness.

Penny: Claw, you'll never get away with this.

Penny, my dear,

prepare to witness a great historical moment.

Your demise?

Ha ha ha ha. I do enjoy your sense of humor.

Now, it's almost 9:23.

Mckible, activate the ray.

[Car alarm chirp]

Why can't evil geniuses ever say "please"?

He's a very busy man.

I'm a busy man, too.

[Tone buzzes]

Whoa.

Behold!

The greatest super weapon of the 21st century.

A bowling pin?

Claw: No, you dim-witted pea-brain.

Watch and see.

[Snickering]

[Whirring]

Whoa.

Double whoa.

Meet the time displacement laser...

my crowning achievement

in a lifetime of evil.

Riverton doesn't stand a chance.

Hurry, Gadget-mobile,

before they fire the giant laser.

Can't you make this jalopy go any faster?

Jalopy? Oh, yeah?

Well, bring on the noise and bring on the funk,

because I'm bringing out what's in my trunk.

[Boom]

[Flesh flapping]

[Pops, whimpers]

And just wait until I get into second gear.

Claw: Time for riverton to take a true snooze.

Ha ha!

[Crash]

Fire away!

Ah ha ha!

[Boom]

[Whoosh]

[Screaming]

[Screaming stops]

[Whirring]

[Barks]

[Echoes] Awesome!

[Echoes] Bombs away!

Reporter: Over here, mayor Wilson.

Whoo ooh!

It's gaining on us.

Faster, faster.

[Birds chirp]

Gadget: Wowsers! That was close.

Riverton is in a deep freeze, your Claw-city.

That means time has stopped.

That's what I said.

Claw: Good. Now we won't have any trouble...

With traffic. Ha ha ha ha!

Brick: I don't care.

Uncle gadget.

[Tires squeal]

The ray looks like it's stopped.

You think it's safe to go back?

Oh, there's no time to waste.

We got to stop claw and rescue penny.

Then to the federal reserve... and step on it.

It's time to kick some bad guy Booty.

[Tires squeal]

Claw: We're just here to pick up

a few hundred billion in bullion.

Hope you don't mind.

I don't think he minds...

A bit.

[Brick laughs] [Thud]

[Beep]

Time to show me the money.

[Both laugh]

[Motor whirs]

[Whirring stops]

[Dramatic music playing]

It'll take weeks to crack this thing.

Not if you know the right people.

Thank you, Mr. bank director.

Your services are no longer required.

[Thud]

[Unlocks]

[All laughing]

Mckible: We're rich... rich!

Claw: Okay, underlings,

looks like the federal reserve

is having a 100% off sale!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Gadget-mobile: Out of my way.

G team coming through.

I'm going to need a really big piggy bank

for all of this.

Come on, brick.

Faster, faster.

Claw: Now, let's see.

Tomorrow, we rob fort Knox.

Then on Tuesday, the Louvre.

So much to steal, so little time.

Wait. I've got all the time in the world.

[Men laugh]

[Tires squeal]

Gadget-mobile: The cavalry has arrived.

Huh? Gadget again.

Uncle gadget, you're all right!

[Barks] [Yowls]

Aah! Come here, you.

Oh!

Come on.

The jig is up, claw.

You're under arrest for kidnapping,

bank robbery, breaking out of prison,

and general, all-around evil.

The jig is most certainly not up.

In fact, the jig is just starting.

Oh!

You want me to play dentist

with your niece?

Penny: Uncle gadget, help!

Brick! Mckible!

Penny: Help!

Get in there, you. Aah!

Dr. claw, what about us?

Yeah, man.

You're minions, aren't you?

Get the good guys!

Penny: Uncle gadget, help!

Help!

Help me!

I'll take care of these clowns.

You go after claw.

Good call, g2.

Go, go, gadget helicopter hat.

[Pop]

Stupid glitches.

[Whoosh]

I hate being last year's model.

Here. Let me give you something

from this year's model.

Take one of my chips.

G2, but...

Then you might get the glitches.

I'll manage.

[Clicks]

[Beeps]

[Whirs]

Okay. Better stand back.

Go, go, gadget helicopter hat.

[Whirs]

Whoa. It works.

It works!

It works!

[Dramatic music playing]

Gadget-mobile: You go get 'em, g.

Whoa!

This shouldn't take long.

Gadget-mobile: Time to take out the trash, g-girl,

and don't bother to recycle.

[Engine whirring, music playing]

[Tires squeal]

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

[Whirs]

[Squeaks]

Dr. claw, it's gadget.

Claw: Uhh. Not again.

Oh, Uncle gadget.

Don't worry.

Time for gadget to go out with a bang.

[Beep, click]

Help!

[Ricochets] Ow!

[Laughs]

Sorry.

Oh, no!

Heh heh heh.

Ooh!

He's still after us.

Claw: Mckible, lose him!

[Tires squeal]

Hyah!

Grr.

[Whooshing]

Go, go, gadget boomerang gun.

[Boing]

[Pop, clang]

[Boing]

[Pop]

Ouch.

[Thud]

Oh, well.

I guess when you have lemons,

make lemonade.

Claw: Care for a smoke, gadget?

[Hissing]

[Coughing]

Aah!

Ow... ow... ow... ow!

Aah!

[Crash]

Ow... ow... ow... unh!

Puhh!

Penny: Uncle gadget! Help!

Go, go, gadget scooter.

[Whirring]

[Horn honks, bell rings]

[Minions yelling]

Go, go, gadget net guns.

[Fluttering]

Both: Whoa!

Oh.

Huh?

What is this? I can't move!

I guess glitches sometimes do have their benefits.

Let me out! Hey!

Get me out of here, will you!

Looks like this case is about wrapped up.

Hey, I just made a joke. Hmm.

[Scooter revving]

Unh! Hey, hey, hey!

Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Huh! Unh!

Gangway!

Whoop... look out!

Police emergency. Coming through.

[Imitating police siren]

Go, go, turbo speed.

[Boom]

Whoop... excuse me.

Gadget-mobile,

we have to find inspector gadget.

No problem.

Gadget homing device activated.

[Beeping]

Coming to get you, claw.

Go, go, gadget eject.

[Boing]

[Thud]

[Blows]

Huh! He's on the roof!

The roof?

Uncle gadget, help!

Mckible, get him off!

Take some of that, gadget!

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoa!

[Screeching]

Gadget: Help!

Time to switch to plan "B"!

Go, go, gadget can opener.

Ha ha.

[Can opener whirring]

Claw, stop the truck

and come out with your claw up!

You know, gadget, there's one true detective

in your family, and it isn't you.

Too bad you didn't listen to her

when you had the chance.

Penny? Penny?

Now it's time to say good-bye...

to me and to your partner!

[Beep]

[Claw laughing]

Penny: Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[Beeping]

Uncle gadget, help!

She has 60 seconds! Ha ha ha ha!

[Screaming]

Penny: Help me!

Don't worry, penny! I'm coming!

[Clang]

Unh.

[Thud]

Uh...

Who put that there?

Penny: Uncle gadget, help!

Penny?

Aah!

Uncle gadget!

Penny, are you okay?

Claw's getting away.

Oh, that's not important right now.

Penny, you are the only thing that matters to me.

[Timer beeping]

Uncle gadget, the bomb...

it's gonna explode! Hurry!

Go, go, gadget bolt cutter.

[Snapping]

[Beeping]

Hurry!

[Beep beep]

Got it! Let's go!

[Beeping]

[Boom]

Whoa!

[Screech]

Oh, no.

Claw: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

I always like my gadget well done.

I got here too late.

Gadget-mobile: They're gone forever.

It's the closest I've ever come

to being a family car.

Why?

[Penny coughing]

[Barks]

Uncle gadget?

Uncle gadget?

[Whistle, thud]

Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.

Ooh.

[Groans]

Not to worry.

I only landed on my head.

They're alive.

They're alive! They're alive!

They're alive!

Penny: Uncle gadget!

Oh.

You saved my life.

Oh, I was so worried about you.

G2: Good work, penny.

Thanks, g2.

[Brain barks]

Brain!

Glad to see you still fully functioning, gadget.

Well, thank you, g2.

Oh.

Well, no time to celebrate now.

We have to go catch claw.

Let's go.

Ooh. Ow. Uh...

I'll go this way.

Gadget-mobile: Hang on. I know a shortcut.

[Tires squeal]

[Dramatic music playing]

[Tires squealing]

Don't worry. I'll handle this.

What? Gadget again?

There's only one way to deal with a pest.

Mckible, run him over.

One order of road kill coming right up.

[Engine revving]

[Claw laughs]

Go, go, gadget bubble gum.

Bubble gum?

Bubble gum?

Bubble gum?

[Clicks, whirs]

[Pow]

Claw: Ha ha ha! Missed us!

Looks like gadget just blew his last bubble.

Ha ha ha!

[Ascending steel guitar chord plays]

Mm.

I can't look.

Hmm.

[Whimpers]

Huh? Huh?

[Gum squeaks]

Here comes the good part.

All: Aah!

[Ascending, descending steel guitar chord playing]

Ha ha ha ha.

[All yelling]

Uhh! Let's get out of here!

[Squish]

[Squish]

Whoa! Whoa!

Ohh. Uhh.

Now, that's what I call a sticky situation.

[Barks] Ha ha ha.

What do we do now?

We do what we always do.

We surrender! We surrender!

Claw, come out with your hand and your claw up!

[Tone buzzes]

Whoa.

What is that?

Whoa. I never knew we had one of those.

Claw: You may have won this round,

but I'll get you next time, gadget.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Dramatic music playing]

[Claw laughing]

Gadget: Come on, come on.

It's not responding.

Penny: He must've put in his own security code.

Well, then we'll just destroy it.

Whoa. No!

Then everyone will be frozen forever.

We just have to think like claw.

What kind of a code would a super-villain put in?

[Snaps fingers] I got it.

And I just lost it.

[Barks]

Hey, wait a minute. I know.

Let's try "crime always pays."

[Ding]

Not always, claw.

[Whoosh]

Hmm.

Boy: Oh, yeah!

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

And for heroically foiling Dr. claw

and saving riverton,

I would like to award inspectors gadget and g2

these distinguished conduct medals

for their service to this city.

Yay!

Congratulations, gadget.

And I'd like to announce

that we are going to double

the gadget unit's budget for next year,

so that if claw ever tries

to show his face in riverton again,

we'll be ready for him.

Excuse me, chief. If I could just possibly...

Even just for a second.

Hmm.

The real secret to our success

has always been teamwork,

but there's one member of our team

who hasn't been acknowledged yet.

And so...

For providing key support

to members of the gadget team,

I would like to award this junior inspector medal

to penny for her meritorious conduct.

[Applause, dramatic music playing]

I couldn't have done it without you, penny.

You are one special kid,

and I'm proud to have you as a partner.

Thanks, Uncle gadget.

[Barks]

Yes, brain. You're special, too.

[Barks]

Gadget-mobile: Hello? Anybody remember

the internal combustion member of the team?

What am I, scrap metal? I helped, too.

Where's my citation?

Hey, what are you doing, man?

Oh, not that kind of citation.

Good night, gadget.

See you Monday.

Good night, Baxter.

Night, Baxter. Bye.

Come on, brain. [Barks]

Inspector.

I just wanted to say I may have been a bit premature

in my early evaluation of your abilities.

Well, that's very big of you, g2.

I was wrong to think of you as inept,

clumsy, imbecilic...

Don't mention it.

Obsolete, simple-minded, malfunctioning...

yes, yes. I get the picture.

Anyway, I look forward to more teamwork

in the future.

Hmm.

[Electricity crackles]

[Heartbeat]

[Beeping]

Oh.

[Dramatic music playing]

[Whizzing]

[Popping]

[Laughs]

I just love happy endings.

It must be a loose wire or something.

Well, I'll speak to Baxter about that.

Don't bother.

[Whistling, popping]

[Chimes tinkle]

Huh? Oh.

[Both gasp]

Oh. Oh.

[Squeak, bam]

[Both cough]

Gadget! Gadget!

[Clang]

Get ready or not, 'cause here I come

dance, dance, dance, have some fun

♪ 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪

♪ get up, get up ♪

♪ oh, no, never ever gonna stop ♪

♪ try and find a different drum ♪

♪ not gonna quit, get up, get up, get up ♪

♪ stand up, gonna make some noise ♪

♪ sing until they hear my voice ♪

♪ can't keep me down, get up, get up ♪

♪ get ready or not, 'cause here I come ♪

♪ dance, dance, dance, have some fun ♪

♪ 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪

♪ get up, get up ♪

♪ get up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up ♪

♪ rain falls down on my parade ♪

♪ lemons into lemonade ♪

♪ can't slow me down, no way, no way, no way ♪

♪ yesterday is in the past ♪

♪ dream on, tomorrow's comin' fast ♪

♪ all you got is now, get up, get up ♪

♪ get ready or not, 'cause here I come ♪

♪ dance, dance, dance, have some fun ♪

♪ 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪

♪ get up, get up ♪

♪ get up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up ♪

♪ get up ♪

♪ get up ♪

♪ get up ♪

♪ get up ♪

♪ get up ♪

♪ get up ♪

♪ hey, you, don't let 'em see you frown ♪

♪ come on, turn it upside down ♪

♪ don't ever quit, get up, get up ♪

♪ when life puts you to the test ♪

♪ there's nothing better than your best ♪

♪ show 'em what you got ♪

♪ you got a lot ♪

♪ show 'em what you got ♪

♪ get up, get up ♪

♪ get up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, higher, higher ♪

♪ up, up, up, hearts on fire ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up ♪

♪ get ready or not, 'cause here I come ♪

♪ dance, dance, dance, have some fun ♪

♪ 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 ♪

♪ get up, get up ♪

♪ get up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up, oh, whoa ♪

♪ up, up, up ♪

[inspector gadget theme music playing]

[Pop, quack, quack, quack]

[Pop]

[Whoosh]

[Boing]