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Got us some wine. It's a party now.

I love your engagement ring.

I want to see it again.

It's so pretty.

Mine was beautiful too.

What do you mean was?

Well, I'm sure it still is beautiful somewhere.

Do tell.

I sold it. You sold it? I sold my engagement ring and my wedding ring.

We modeled my bathroom.

Oh, my gosh.

Don't give her any ideas. Oh, my gosh.

I'm going to keep mine.

Hey.

Yes, you are. Of course you are, because the marriage is going to last forever.

Yeah. Cheers to that.

Come here.

Okay, well, I got one for you guys. Maybe you can help me.

I've just been single long enough, so I start dating this guy. It's only been a

couple months, but I'm just... Tell me what you think. This is weird.

So... You know, Valentine's Day comes around. I'm all excited. I want to be

romantic.

And I got him his favorite cigar and a book that he'd been talking about

to read, right? And I was all excited.

We go out to dinner, and I gave him his gifts. And, you know, not that I

expected anything, but he didn't, you know, reciprocate, right?

So I'm like, okay, maybe after dinner.

Drops me off, opens the door, and hands me a couple of baby teas that had his

company logo on it.

What does that mean?

I don't understand.

I don't understand. Wait, wait, wait.

See, that's the problem. I didn't understand either. That was my gift.

But did he say it? I mean, did he just hand you the baby teeth? It's not like

they were even gifted.

No, they weren't wrapped or anything.

I think that's the wrong one.

That's not cool.

That's really weird. What does he want you to do?

I guess wear them.

I want to wear the t -shirts. For photos, for something. I don't

Are you modeling for him now? I need it.

Oh.

I'll get it.

Don't worry about you guys. Keep partying.

I'll be right back.

Ladies, there's been a complaint of a disturbance here.

Does anyone know why someone would be reporting that at this address?

I mean, no, officer. We're three well -mannered ladies here, and I don't...

Can you think of any reason why somebody would actually call the cops?

Well, then.

However,

you know,

I do think, you know, Eva needs to maybe be reprimanded because she's got the

crazy idea of getting married again.

That's right!

Back to the next party!

Yeah! That's right.

Well, I see.

Miss Eva, I'm going to have to ask you to stand up.

Wow.

That's funny. Turn around for me. Place your hands behind your back.

Julia Ann. I know!

You had to know I'd do it. Yeah.

You had to know.

Come on.

Oh, my God. This is so funny. I can't believe I have a camera on me.

No cameras.

Meet Officer Lovejoy.

Yeah.

Oh, shit. Officer, I have a special issue.

Come with me for a minute. I want to talk to you in the other room.

Just one second, guys. We'll be right back.

Holy shit, Johnny. I didn't know you were a stripper.

Oh my God, this is so awkward. I don't know if I can go through with this

without them knowing that I know who you are.

Relax. What's the big deal?

I know you stare at me when I play basketball with Tom in your backyard.

You look at me like I'm a steak.

Johnny!

Now just relax.

Whatever happens at bachelor parties...

It stays at the party.

We'll have to go back in there and enjoy ourselves.

I promise it won't leave this room. Oh, my God.

Come on.

Now, where were we, ladies?

Um, well, before Brandy thought it was okay to steal my stripper, we were just

getting to the festivities.

I believe I was going to be reprimanded.

Yay! It's my party.

Oh, shit!

It is your party. Get it, girl.

Thank you.

I think you might be rethinking this soon.

I think so, too.

Yeah, it could have done for us.

That's what you guys do.

That's what you guys wanted.

I think this officer is more than a handful. Oh, shit.

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah. I like it.

There we go.

Show her who the boss is. Show her who the boss is.

There we go.

Guys, he might be a mouthful.

How do we do this?

It's kind of fun that you don't have your hands. We can have our way with

Wait a minute, wait a minute. I have to say, I haven't seen these before.

I'm going to do this.

You know I own these handcuffs.

Here we go.

Damn.

She's great. She's loving on this.

I think this one's more than a mouthful. Well, I hope so, because he cost me a

lot of money. I think I got enough for everyone in here. Oh, really?

Well, I think you're going to have to prove it. I'm not going to let you take

friend down to the station without showing us. Oh, shit.

You can never be too cautious.

Oh, my God. You are totally stealing my stripper today.

It's mine.

It's my party.

Oh, that's right.

It is your party.

Oh, my goodness.

Oh, shit. I can't believe you're doing this.

Oh,

come on. You guys know you're just as crazy as I am.

That's good.

Well, you have to at least put the pasta right in there.

But of course, what are friends for?

Better get yourself some strange before this wedding.

Enjoy it, darling.

You're such a good friend.

It's far too many clothes on in this room.

That's true.

I

was

just going to say that she's too

dressed, but... Are you going to get there?

There you go.

What's going on over here?

What's going on over here?

Okay, now hold.

Oh.

Like, fucking my pussy when I'm looking at her.

Look at that.

You like that? Oh, so pretty.

Yeah,

you like that?

There you go. Oh, God.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, good.

My

hands

are fucking hot.

Look at that.

You have an evil grin on your face.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's good that you suck at it.

Yeah, yeah

Thank you.

I'm so glad you got us a stripper. It's just so fucking awesome.

I'm just having fun playing with your pussy right now.

And my own.

I want to see what kind of love this man has.

that load in my mouth.

You're going to come over here and give it to me?

Oh, you're gonna put it in your mouth?

and shit on that pussy and pound that pussy and keep pounding that fucking

pussy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. Don't you worry about it. I'm fucking holding

that ass.

I'm holding that ass.

That's right.

Let me hear those balls.

See if I can't squeeze that cum into your cock and into my mouth.

Oh, yeah, you're going to stick it right here.

You're going to stick it right here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Me too.

We can't do this without you. I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming. I only

hands.

Here's to... The newlywed?

Or a new bathroom. We'll see what happens.

Oh, you're so crazy.

Cheers, ladies.

We still have plenty of wine, so carry on, ladies.

I will.

You sure do throw quite the party there.

You want the handcuffs?

How bad do you want them?

Give me those things. All right. Behave yourselves. I'll be right back. Officer

Killjoy.

Yeah, yeah.

I think I proved otherwise.

Your secret is safe with me.

This stays between us.

Sweet.

Leave yourself with you.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.