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Come and knock on our door. Come and knock on our door.

We've been waiting for you.

We've been waiting for you.

Where the kisses are heard and heard and hid. Please come for me too.

Come and dance on our floor.

Come and dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. Take a step that is new.

We've a love of old space that needs your face. Please come for me too.

You'll see that life is a fall again. Life is coming.

What are you doing? Washing the dishes.

That is not how you wash the dishes. This is how.

Jack! You gotta let the soapy water loosen the food.

I know that.

So why didn't you do that in the first place? Because your cashmere sweater is

soaking in there.

What? You asked me to wash it, remember?

Oh, good, Terry.

Now I got a cashmere dish rag.

Just leave it there and let it soak. I'll wash it later. Why don't you just

it on a stick and mop the floor?

Mr. Davis.

Who? You know, Warren Davis, that customer of mine.

You mean that old guy who used to hang around your flower shop all the time? He

was a real weirdo. He died.

But a real nice weirdo.

Sorry, Janet.

Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be at his lawyer's office on Thursday. He named me

in his will.

His will?

I don't understand. Were you that close?

No, Terry. I hardly knew this man.

Then why would he put you in his will?

only old man and and he remembered that i was always nice to him i wonder how

much he left you that depends on how nice she was

no maybe he's one of those you know eccentric millionaires

that you always read about you know like someone is nice to them and then when

they die they leave that person a million dollars harry don't get janet

I mean, the guy had nothing better to do than hang around a flower shop all day

long. What could he possibly have to leave her?

He owned a bank.

A bank would be nice.

A bank has more than a million dollars. Don't stop. Come on, you guys. Just,

you're being ridiculous. Mr. Davis hardly knew me, okay?

Look, if you'll excuse me, I've got better things to do than thinking about

much money I'm going to get.

Oh, like what?

Thinking about how I'm going to spend it.

Well, yes.

Okay, yes.

Well, Janet, looks like we're the first to arrive.

Yeah, Jack, I'm glad you came with me. Well, somebody has to help you carry all

that money home.

No, no jokes. I'm nervous enough as it is.

There's no reason for you to be nervous.

Well, then why'd you insist on me wearing black?

Out of respect for the family, Janet. This is a very solemn occasion.

Hi.

You here for the grab bag, too?

Excuse me?

The reading of the will.

Look, I hope this doesn't take too long. I've got a court reserved in half an

hour.

Excuse me.

Respect, huh?

It's probably the black sheep of the family.

Why is it how friendly he was?

Well, why wouldn't he be? Well, come on, Janet. You know what the family must

think about you being named in the will.

No, what?

Well, Mr.

Davis was an old and lonely guy, and here you are, young and attractive.

Oh, Jack, you are the only person who would think a thing like that. Janet.

are the only one.

Oh, hello. I don't believe we've met. I'm Philip Dawson.

Hi, I'm Janet Wood.

Oh, you're the one from the flower shop?

You're the one that Uncle Warren was... Yes, yes, uh -huh. He used to come and

see me just about every day, until... Until his heart gave out.

No, no, no. Let's sit down. Forget about him, Jack. Shine him on, okay? Just sit

down. Relax, Janet.

I don't believe we've met. My name

is Jack.

Sorry.

I have something in my eye.

You do?

I have a little handkerchief right here for you. Thank you.

Philip,

will you get the door, please?

Well,

shall we begin?

As Warren's friend, as well as his lawyer...

I can honestly say that you're all here because he loved each and every one of

you.

I, Warren Davis, being of sound and disposing mind, et cetera, et cetera, et

cetera, do declare this to be my last will and testament.

To my nephew, Philip, I bequeath all my municipal bonds.

He always loved you, dear.

To my grandson, Tony, I leave my house and the rest of my securities.

You deserve everything, Tony, dear.

And to my sister, Grace, I

board station wagon.

I should have drowned him when he was six.

And to my granddaughter, Anne, I leave my favorite Picasso sketch.

The one that hung in the study?

Oh, my God, that must be worth a fortune.

Well, at the age market, it leaked $100 ,000.

How did he know that?

He's an art dealer.

Did you hear that, Janet? $100 ,000? This old guy was loaded. Jack, shh.

yourself. Right. I'm cool. I'm cool. And finally, to Janet Wood.

This is it!

To Janet Wood, who brightened my every day. Sounds good.

Sounds good.

I leave something that meant a lot to me.

This bank.

The vase that I filled with her fresh flowers every day.

Did Picasso make bases?

Thank you.

Oh, it's very nice.

What's it worth?

Nothing.

Nothing? Well, maybe $20, $25.

I hope you're not too disappointed.

No, I'm not.

How about the box? Is that anything?

Look, your uncle hardly knew me. He didn't have to leave me anything.

I'm rather touched that he thought of me at all.

Thank you very much. You're welcome, Miss Witt.

Come on, Jack, let's go.

Goodbye.

Hang on a second, Janet. What, Jack?

This has cost us enough already.

Maybe only 20.

Oh, come on, you two. Remember, it's not how much something costs, it's the

thought that counts.

Hey, Larry, where's the 30 bucks you owe me? Later, Jack.

Oh, hi, Janet.

Hi, Larry.

I thought you might like these.

Imported Belgian chocolate?

It's only money.

What's the occasion?

There's no occasion, Jan.

I was just driving down the street and thinking what a lucky guy I am to have

neighbors like... you.

And don't you just know it, I passed by a store that was selling imported

chocolate. So? Larry, this wouldn't have anything to do with Janet being named

in a will, would it?

She was.

Now that you mention it, I vaguely remember Mr.

Furley saying something about one of you. Larry, this is what Janet got.

Wow.

It's worth 20 bucks, Larry.

No.

I paid more than that for the chocolates.

Thank you.

$30. We're even.

I'll go put this in our room, Janet. Oh, no, no.

Don't put it in my room. Why?

Well, because it'll... Okay.

When I was a kid, I was scared to death of dragons.

I didn't know you were that old.

They used to give me nightmares.

And, well, they still do? Yeah, sometimes.

So where do you want me to put this? I don't care, Terry, just so long as I

don't have to see it.

I'm going to go out and heat up the coffee.

Janet, did I ever tell you what Freud said about girls who dream about

Janet, what did you get?

You're looking at it.

It's beautiful.

You really think so?

Well, who wouldn't?

It's a real object de art.

Mr. Furley, would you like to have it?

Me? Well, you've been so nice to us over all these years. Oh, I know, but I

couldn't possibly.

Well, if you don't want. Well, if you insist.

Ridiculous, Jack. Freud never said anything as thick as that.

Oh.

Maybe it was Larry.

Had to be.

Oh, hello.

Jack, isn't it? Yes, you're, uh... I'm here to apologize for my behavior this

morning. Oh, thank you. How'd you know roses were my favorite?

I think this is for you. Thank you.

This is beautiful.

Philip, won't you come in?

Thank you. Sure.

I hope you can forgive me for being so rude to you. Oh, that's all right. No,

no, no, it's not. It's not.

You see, some of my relatives said certain things that led me to believe

you and my uncle were getting it on. Jack!

But when I saw how you acted when you got that vase, I just had to come over

here and apologize.

Wait a minute. You came all the way over here just to do that? Well, I'm glad he

did. Otherwise, we wouldn't have met.

Terry Alden.

Philip Dawson. Hi.

Philip, would you like a glass of wine or something?

Well, I got a better idea.

Have you had any lunch yet? She's busy.

No, I'm not.

Well, listen, I know this great little place where none of my relatives ever

Janet, Janet, Janet.

What are you doing?

Excuse me?

Is that your car parked in the driveway?

Oh, yes, sir. I'm afraid it is. Well, I'm afraid you're going to have to move

it, brother.

Okay, Philip, that's okay. You go ahead. You'll give me a chance to change for

lunch. Oh, terrific.

I'll be back in a second. All right.

You can't let your people park in the driveway.

Did you see the way he was looking at you?

Yeah, Terry, I did.

He's awfully cute, isn't he? I cannot believe how you both fell for that phony

charm.

Phony charm?

Well, it wasn't there this morning.

And he apologized?

Apologies are cheap, Janet. Can't you see he's only after one thing?

Jack! No, not that. Something valuable.

Ow!

I'm talking about the vase.

Why would he want the vase?

Because it's worth a fortune.

A fortune?

What? are you talking about?

Yeah, Jack Phillips said that it wasn't worth anything.

That's what he wants you to think. Oh, come on, you're not making any sense.

Janet, do I have to draw you a picture? Before you inherited that vase, he

wouldn't even talk to you. Now, all of a sudden, he shows up here out of the

blue. Yeah, to apologize.

Not just to apologize.

He flattered you. He complimented you. He even asked you out.

Why?

Maybe he likes me, Jack.

Come on, Janet, be serious.

No, no, no.

I mean, the guy just met you.

Well, so what? So what? Come on, Terry, you sound as naive as Janet. Let me ask

you something. Is Janet the type of girl who'll sweep a guy right off his feet?

Well, uh... Terry!

I'll answer that for you, okay?

Jan, you're a wonderful girl, but... But what?

But you have to grow on people.

Like a wart?

Yeah. No.

No. Now you're putting words in my mouth. There's no room, Jack. Your

already in it.

That's killing him, Janet. Thank you, Terry.

I'm glad somebody around here has some sense.

On the other hand, why would a very rich man leave you something that's

worthless? What?

Oh, honestly.

Sometimes you two are... Well, just ridiculous. Janet, wait a minute. Terry

a...

You see that? She will not face the truth. That vase is worth a fortune.

ready to give it away.

Give it away?

Yeah. Oh, no.

What are you doing, Terry?

Terry, wait a minute. Where are you going?

Out. No, Terry, we cannot let Janet out of our sight.

Why not? Well, she's liable to give that vase away to that con artist.

Larry, late for what?

Larry, I'm in big trouble. You've got to help me.

What? I'll explain on the way down to Furley's.

Excuse me.

Phil, come on in.

Is Janet ready yet?

Almost. Did she tell you her great idea?

No, what? That the two of you stay here and let me make lunch for you?

Oh. See, I was kind of planning on taking a drive up the coast. I know this

great little place where we can stop and have lunch. You can still take the

drive, Phil.

After lunch. I don't like to brag, but I happen to be a gourmet chef.

Well, in that case, it sounds great. Does it great? That sounds great.

Well, having lunch here, of course. So, why don't you guys make yourselves

comfortable over on the couch? I'll start cooking.

It's quite a surprise.

It certainly is. Excuse me.

Jack!

What is going on?

Nothing. I'm just going to make you my special chicken salad.

Why? Why? Uh, why?

Because to make up for all the dumb things I said earlier.

Jack. It's the least I can do. Let me do it for you, Janet. Please let me, let

me, let me, please.

Oh, all right. But if you do anything to spoil this... You won't even know I'm

here. Go on out there. Go on. Be playful.

Hi again.

Um... It's probably going to be a while before Jack gets lunch ready.

Oh, I don't mind. Give us a chance to talk.

Oh, I'd like that.

Order!

Corn chips?

My people call it maize.

Hey, let me, uh... You think I could ask you a little question, Phil? No.

Isn't she cute? Stop that.

Phil, I was wondering if...

oriental art valuable?

Oh, sure, it can be.

Even vases?

They can be priceless.

Shouldn't you be out there making lunch? When you say priceless, what are you

talking about? Are you talking about $50 ,000, $100 ,000?

Jack, lunch!

Janet, don't be rude. Give the guy a chance to answer the question. Go on,

me a ballpark figure here.

It sure is nice of you kids to drop in.

You know, Mr. Frilly, we never get to see enough of you, do we, Terry? No, no,

we don't. No, no, we don't. Well, thanks.

People have been so darn nice to me today.

Mrs. McGruden finally paid her rent.

Then Terry gave me that wonderful vase.

Vase? What vase?

Oh, right over here.

What do you think?

Sure, I'm going to miss that painting. Huh?

Yeah, when you get rid of it.

Get rid of it? Oh, come on, don't kid me, Mr. Furley. A man of your artistic

sense knows that the representational tonality of the painting is totally at

odds with the vertical extension and harmonious solidity of the vase.

You noticed that, too, huh?

Larry! No, no, no, he knows what he's talking about.

The painting has got to go.

What color are you going to repaint the wall?

Repaint?

The wall will be faded where the picture was.

Oh. Yeah, but that's okay, because you'll want the color to match the new

New bar?

The one that's going to show the vase off better.

We're going to repaint new bar?

That sounds like it's going to cost a lot of money.

Well, gee, Mr. Furley, if you want to do it right, I can't think of anything

else you can do. Well, I can.

Get rid of the vase.

There was

one vase from the Han Dynasty that reportedly sold for a quarter of a

dollars. A quarter of a million dollars?

Of course, it was authentic. It wasn't an imitation like the one that Janet

What makes you so sure that that's an imitation?

Well, I did look at it. Uh -huh.

Are you an expert on oriental art?

No. Then it is possible that you're wrong.

It is possible, isn't it?

Well, sure, I suppose so.

Look, if you'd like, I could take it to a friend and get it appraised.

Don't touch the vase.

What does it matter with you? We gotta talk.

We certainly don't. All right, Jack. We can't let him take the vase. He'll steal

it. This has gone too far, Jack. Philip and I are leaving. Janet, don't do it.

Jack. The first thing you know, he'll ask to take a drive with you up the

What? And then, then he'll say, I know a great little spot where we can have

lunch.

But you'll end up parking in a little cove and you'll watch the sunset.

You'll give away the vase, among other things.

And he will throw you away like yesterday's newspaper.

Look, Jack, I've only got one thing to say to you. What?

Jack!

Come on, Philip. Let's get out of here. Oh, great.

Say, would you like to take a nice little ride up the coast?

What? I know this great little spot where we can stop and have lunch.

Because I don't want to end up in my yesterday's newspaper.

I don't understand.

Just go, please. You heard the lady. Get out of here.

so he could get to my face. Well, he didn't get it, did he? No. I'm telling

Janet, you've got to be pretty shrewd to put one over on... It's gone!

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. There's some writing on this.

Wan. It's from the Wan dynasty.

Look, Jack.

Look, here's some more writing.

Wan Tai.

It's a genuine Wan Tai.

Oh, you have the pieces wrong.

Taiwan.

Huh?

No, Jack.

Made in Taiwan. It's an imitation, Jack.

Isn't that what Philip said it was?

Oh, he wasn't interested in me, huh?

Boy, I guess we misjudged him, didn't we?

We? Oh, Jack, when I get my hands on you... You want to be easy? The blood

pressure, Jack!

I got the glue!

Oh, God, because when I get through with him, you can put him back together

again.

How was your lunch date with Phil? It was great. I explained everything to

What'd he say? Nothing.

He just kissed me.

And he's taking me out again tonight.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Janet! Janet! You'll never guess who's parking

his car outside. Phil!

Jack. Listen, this will give me a chance to patch things up between you two. You

don't have to, Jack. I know I don't have to. I want to. But, Jack. Listen.

Listen. By the time I'm finished, he'll be eating out of your hand.

Hey, Phil!

Come on in. Come on in. How you doing? Listen, uh...

About yesterday, I got to tell you something.

Janet thought you were a terrific guy right from the start, but I let my

imagination run away with me. You look lovely. Well, thank you, but I just hope

it's not too late to patch things up between you two. Let me tell you

Phil. Janet's a great girl, and once you get to know her, she's tons and tons of

fun.

Damn, I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen.

Three's company was videotaped in front of a studio audience.