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Come and knock on our door. Come and
knock on our door.
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We've been waiting for you.
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We've been waiting for you.
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Where the kisses are heard and heard and
hid. Please come for me too.
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Come and dance on our floor.
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Come and dance on our floor. Take a step
that is new. Take a step that is new.
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We've a love of old space that needs
your face. Please come for me too.
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You'll see that life is a fall again.
Life is coming.
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What are you doing? Washing the dishes.
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That is not how you wash the dishes.
This is how.
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Jack! You gotta let the soapy water
loosen the food.
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I know that.
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So why didn't you do that in the first
place? Because your cashmere sweater is
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soaking in there.
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What? You asked me to wash it, remember?
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Oh, good, Terry.
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Now I got a cashmere dish rag.
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Just leave it there and let it soak.
I'll wash it later. Why don't you just
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it on a stick and mop the floor?
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Mr. Davis.
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Who? You know, Warren Davis, that
customer of mine.
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You mean that old guy who used to hang
around your flower shop all the time? He
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was a real weirdo. He died.
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But a real nice weirdo.
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Sorry, Janet.
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Yeah, well, I'm supposed to be at his
lawyer's office on Thursday. He named me
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in his will.
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His will?
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I don't understand. Were you that close?
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No, Terry. I hardly knew this man.
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Then why would he put you in his will?
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only old man and and he remembered that
i was always nice to him i wonder how
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much he left you that depends on how
nice she was
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no maybe he's one of those you know
eccentric millionaires
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that you always read about you know like
someone is nice to them and then when
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they die they leave that person a
million dollars harry don't get janet
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I mean, the guy had nothing better to do
than hang around a flower shop all day
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long. What could he possibly have to
leave her?
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He owned a bank.
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A bank would be nice.
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A bank has more than a million dollars.
Don't stop. Come on, you guys. Just,
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you're being ridiculous. Mr. Davis
hardly knew me, okay?
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Look, if you'll excuse me, I've got
better things to do than thinking about
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much money I'm going to get.
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Oh, like what?
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Thinking about how I'm going to spend
it.
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Well, yes.
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Okay, yes.
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Well, Janet, looks like we're the first
to arrive.
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Yeah, Jack, I'm glad you came with me.
Well, somebody has to help you carry all
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that money home.
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No, no jokes. I'm nervous enough as it
is.
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There's no reason for you to be nervous.
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Well, then why'd you insist on me
wearing black?
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Out of respect for the family, Janet.
This is a very solemn occasion.
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Hi.
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You here for the grab bag, too?
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Excuse me?
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The reading of the will.
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Look, I hope this doesn't take too long.
I've got a court reserved in half an
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hour.
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Excuse me.
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Respect, huh?
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It's probably the black sheep of the
family.
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Why is it how friendly he was?
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Well, why wouldn't he be? Well, come on,
Janet. You know what the family must
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think about you being named in the will.
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No, what?
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Well, Mr.
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Davis was an old and lonely guy, and
here you are, young and attractive.
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Oh, Jack, you are the only person who
would think a thing like that. Janet.
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are the only one.
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Oh, hello. I don't believe we've met.
I'm Philip Dawson.
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Hi, I'm Janet Wood.
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Oh, you're the one from the flower shop?
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You're the one that Uncle Warren was...
Yes, yes, uh -huh. He used to come and
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see me just about every day, until...
Until his heart gave out.
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No, no, no. Let's sit down. Forget about
him, Jack. Shine him on, okay? Just sit
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down. Relax, Janet.
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I don't believe we've met. My name
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is Jack.
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Sorry.
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I have something in my eye.
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You do?
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I have a little handkerchief right here
for you. Thank you.
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Philip,
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will you get the door, please?
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Well,
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shall we begin?
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As Warren's friend, as well as his
lawyer...
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I can honestly say that you're all here
because he loved each and every one of
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you.
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I, Warren Davis, being of sound and
disposing mind, et cetera, et cetera, et
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cetera, do declare this to be my last
will and testament.
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To my nephew, Philip, I bequeath all my
municipal bonds.
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He always loved you, dear.
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To my grandson, Tony, I leave my house
and the rest of my securities.
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You deserve everything, Tony, dear.
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And to my sister, Grace, I
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board station wagon.
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I should have drowned him when he was
six.
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And to my granddaughter, Anne, I leave
my favorite Picasso sketch.
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The one that hung in the study?
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Oh, my God, that must be worth a
fortune.
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Well, at the age market, it leaked $100
,000.
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How did he know that?
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He's an art dealer.
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Did you hear that, Janet? $100 ,000?
This old guy was loaded. Jack, shh.
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yourself. Right. I'm cool. I'm cool. And
finally, to Janet Wood.
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This is it!
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To Janet Wood, who brightened my every
day. Sounds good.
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Sounds good.
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I leave something that meant a lot to
me.
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This bank.
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The vase that I filled with her fresh
flowers every day.
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Did Picasso make bases?
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Thank you.
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Oh, it's very nice.
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What's it worth?
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Nothing.
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Nothing? Well, maybe $20, $25.
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I hope you're not too disappointed.
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No, I'm not.
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How about the box? Is that anything?
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Look, your uncle hardly knew me. He
didn't have to leave me anything.
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I'm rather touched that he thought of me
at all.
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Thank you very much. You're welcome,
Miss Witt.
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Come on, Jack, let's go.
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Goodbye.
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Hang on a second, Janet. What, Jack?
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This has cost us enough already.
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Maybe only 20.
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Oh, come on, you two. Remember, it's not
how much something costs, it's the
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thought that counts.
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Hey, Larry, where's the 30 bucks you owe
me? Later, Jack.
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Oh, hi, Janet.
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Hi, Larry.
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I thought you might like these.
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Imported Belgian chocolate?
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It's only money.
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What's the occasion?
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There's no occasion, Jan.
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I was just driving down the street and
thinking what a lucky guy I am to have
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neighbors like... you.
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And don't you just know it, I passed by
a store that was selling imported
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chocolate. So? Larry, this wouldn't have
anything to do with Janet being named
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in a will, would it?
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She was.
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Now that you mention it, I vaguely
remember Mr.
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Furley saying something about one of
you. Larry, this is what Janet got.
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Wow.
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It's worth 20 bucks, Larry.
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No.
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I paid more than that for the
chocolates.
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Thank you.
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$30. We're even.
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I'll go put this in our room, Janet. Oh,
no, no.
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Don't put it in my room. Why?
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Well, because it'll... Okay.
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When I was a kid, I was scared to death
of dragons.
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I didn't know you were that old.
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They used to give me nightmares.
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And, well, they still do? Yeah,
sometimes.
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So where do you want me to put this? I
don't care, Terry, just so long as I
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don't have to see it.
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I'm going to go out and heat up the
coffee.
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Janet, did I ever tell you what Freud
said about girls who dream about
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Janet, what did you get?
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You're looking at it.
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It's beautiful.
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You really think so?
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Well, who wouldn't?
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It's a real object de art.
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Mr. Furley, would you like to have it?
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Me? Well, you've been so nice to us over
all these years. Oh, I know, but I
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couldn't possibly.
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Well, if you don't want. Well, if you
insist.
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Ridiculous, Jack. Freud never said
anything as thick as that.
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Oh.
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Maybe it was Larry.
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Had to be.
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Oh, hello.
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Jack, isn't it? Yes, you're, uh... I'm
here to apologize for my behavior this
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morning. Oh, thank you. How'd you know
roses were my favorite?
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I think this is for you. Thank you.
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This is beautiful.
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Philip, won't you come in?
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Thank you. Sure.
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I hope you can forgive me for being so
rude to you. Oh, that's all right. No,
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no, no, it's not. It's not.
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You see, some of my relatives said
certain things that led me to believe
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you and my uncle were getting it on.
Jack!
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But when I saw how you acted when you
got that vase, I just had to come over
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here and apologize.
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Wait a minute. You came all the way over
here just to do that? Well, I'm glad he
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did. Otherwise, we wouldn't have met.
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Terry Alden.
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Philip Dawson. Hi.
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Philip, would you like a glass of wine
or something?
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Well, I got a better idea.
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Have you had any lunch yet? She's busy.
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No, I'm not.
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Well, listen, I know this great little
place where none of my relatives ever
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Janet, Janet, Janet.
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What are you doing?
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Excuse me?
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Is that your car parked in the driveway?
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Oh, yes, sir. I'm afraid it is. Well,
I'm afraid you're going to have to move
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it, brother.
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Okay, Philip, that's okay. You go ahead.
You'll give me a chance to change for
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lunch. Oh, terrific.
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I'll be back in a second. All right.
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You can't let your people park in the
driveway.
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Did you see the way he was looking at
you?
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Yeah, Terry, I did.
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He's awfully cute, isn't he? I cannot
believe how you both fell for that phony
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charm.
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Phony charm?
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Well, it wasn't there this morning.
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And he apologized?
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Apologies are cheap, Janet. Can't you
see he's only after one thing?
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Jack! No, not that. Something valuable.
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Ow!
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I'm talking about the vase.
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Why would he want the vase?
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Because it's worth a fortune.
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A fortune?
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What? are you talking about?
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Yeah, Jack Phillips said that it wasn't
worth anything.
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That's what he wants you to think. Oh,
come on, you're not making any sense.
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Janet, do I have to draw you a picture?
Before you inherited that vase, he
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wouldn't even talk to you. Now, all of a
sudden, he shows up here out of the
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blue. Yeah, to apologize.
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Not just to apologize.
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He flattered you. He complimented you.
He even asked you out.
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Why?
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Maybe he likes me, Jack.
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Come on, Janet, be serious.
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No, no, no.
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I mean, the guy just met you.
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Well, so what? So what? Come on, Terry,
you sound as naive as Janet. Let me ask
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you something. Is Janet the type of girl
who'll sweep a guy right off his feet?
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Well, uh... Terry!
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I'll answer that for you, okay?
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Jan, you're a wonderful girl, but... But
what?
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But you have to grow on people.
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Like a wart?
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Yeah. No.
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No. Now you're putting words in my
mouth. There's no room, Jack. Your
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already in it.
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That's killing him, Janet. Thank you,
Terry.
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I'm glad somebody around here has some
sense.
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On the other hand, why would a very rich
man leave you something that's
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worthless? What?
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Oh, honestly.
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Sometimes you two are... Well, just
ridiculous. Janet, wait a minute. Terry
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a...
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You see that? She will not face the
truth. That vase is worth a fortune.
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ready to give it away.
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Give it away?
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Yeah. Oh, no.
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What are you doing, Terry?
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Terry, wait a minute. Where are you
going?
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Out. No, Terry, we cannot let Janet out
of our sight.
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Why not? Well, she's liable to give that
vase away to that con artist.
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Larry, late for what?
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Larry, I'm in big trouble. You've got to
help me.
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What? I'll explain on the way down to
Furley's.
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Excuse me.
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Phil, come on in.
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Is Janet ready yet?
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Almost. Did she tell you her great idea?
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No, what? That the two of you stay here
and let me make lunch for you?
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Oh. See, I was kind of planning on
taking a drive up the coast. I know this
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great little place where we can stop and
have lunch. You can still take the
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drive, Phil.
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After lunch. I don't like to brag, but I
happen to be a gourmet chef.
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Well, in that case, it sounds great.
Does it great? That sounds great.
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Well, having lunch here, of course. So,
why don't you guys make yourselves
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comfortable over on the couch? I'll
start cooking.
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It's quite a surprise.
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It certainly is. Excuse me.
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Jack!
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What is going on?
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Nothing. I'm just going to make you my
special chicken salad.
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Why? Why? Uh, why?
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Because to make up for all the dumb
things I said earlier.
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Jack. It's the least I can do. Let me do
it for you, Janet. Please let me, let
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me, let me, please.
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Oh, all right. But if you do anything to
spoil this... You won't even know I'm
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here. Go on out there. Go on. Be
playful.
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Hi again.
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Um... It's probably going to be a while
before Jack gets lunch ready.
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Oh, I don't mind. Give us a chance to
talk.
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Oh, I'd like that.
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Order!
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Corn chips?
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My people call it maize.
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Hey, let me, uh... You think I could ask
you a little question, Phil? No.
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Isn't she cute? Stop that.
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Phil, I was wondering if...
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oriental art valuable?
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Oh, sure, it can be.
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Even vases?
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They can be priceless.
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Shouldn't you be out there making lunch?
When you say priceless, what are you
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talking about? Are you talking about $50
,000, $100 ,000?
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Jack, lunch!
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Janet, don't be rude. Give the guy a
chance to answer the question. Go on,
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me a ballpark figure here.
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It sure is nice of you kids to drop in.
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You know, Mr. Frilly, we never get to
see enough of you, do we, Terry? No, no,
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we don't. No, no, we don't. Well,
thanks.
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People have been so darn nice to me
today.
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Mrs. McGruden finally paid her rent.
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Then Terry gave me that wonderful vase.
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Vase? What vase?
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Oh, right over here.
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What do you think?
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Sure, I'm going to miss that painting.
Huh?
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Yeah, when you get rid of it.
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Get rid of it? Oh, come on, don't kid
me, Mr. Furley. A man of your artistic
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sense knows that the representational
tonality of the painting is totally at
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odds with the vertical extension and
harmonious solidity of the vase.
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You noticed that, too, huh?
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Larry! No, no, no, he knows what he's
talking about.
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The painting has got to go.
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What color are you going to repaint the
wall?
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Repaint?
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The wall will be faded where the picture
was.
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Oh. Yeah, but that's okay, because
you'll want the color to match the new
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New bar?
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The one that's going to show the vase
off better.
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We're going to repaint new bar?
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00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:37,970
That sounds like it's going to cost a
lot of money.
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00:19:38,170 --> 00:19:41,850
Well, gee, Mr. Furley, if you want to do
it right, I can't think of anything
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else you can do. Well, I can.
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Get rid of the vase.
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There was
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one vase from the Han Dynasty that
reportedly sold for a quarter of a
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dollars. A quarter of a million dollars?
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00:20:02,350 --> 00:20:05,430
Of course, it was authentic. It wasn't
an imitation like the one that Janet
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What makes you so sure that that's an
imitation?
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00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:10,900
Well, I did look at it. Uh -huh.
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00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:14,040
Are you an expert on oriental art?
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00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:17,000
No. Then it is possible that you're
wrong.
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00:20:17,260 --> 00:20:19,500
It is possible, isn't it?
348
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,960
Well, sure, I suppose so.
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00:20:21,360 --> 00:20:24,000
Look, if you'd like, I could take it to
a friend and get it appraised.
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Don't touch the vase.
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00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:29,980
What does it matter with you? We gotta
talk.
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00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:35,280
We certainly don't. All right, Jack. We
can't let him take the vase. He'll steal
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00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:39,300
it. This has gone too far, Jack. Philip
and I are leaving. Janet, don't do it.
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00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:43,560
Jack. The first thing you know, he'll
ask to take a drive with you up the
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00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:48,720
What? And then, then he'll say, I know a
great little spot where we can have
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00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:49,720
lunch.
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00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:54,680
But you'll end up parking in a little
cove and you'll watch the sunset.
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You'll give away the vase, among other
things.
359
00:20:58,080 --> 00:21:01,180
And he will throw you away like
yesterday's newspaper.
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00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,220
Look, Jack, I've only got one thing to
say to you. What?
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00:21:04,460 --> 00:21:05,460
Jack!
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00:21:06,810 --> 00:21:09,230
Come on, Philip. Let's get out of here.
Oh, great.
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00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:11,690
Say, would you like to take a nice
little ride up the coast?
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00:21:13,770 --> 00:21:17,170
What? I know this great little spot
where we can stop and have lunch.
365
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:23,390
Because I don't want to end up in my
yesterday's newspaper.
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00:21:23,890 --> 00:21:24,809
I don't understand.
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00:21:24,810 --> 00:21:27,470
Just go, please. You heard the lady. Get
out of here.
368
00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:41,060
so he could get to my face. Well, he
didn't get it, did he? No. I'm telling
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00:21:41,080 --> 00:21:45,020
Janet, you've got to be pretty shrewd to
put one over on... It's gone!
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00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:18,639
Wait a minute.
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00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:21,100
Wait a minute. There's some writing on
this.
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Wan. It's from the Wan dynasty.
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00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:26,620
Look, Jack.
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00:22:27,420 --> 00:22:28,800
Look, here's some more writing.
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00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:30,680
Wan Tai.
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It's a genuine Wan Tai.
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00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:35,220
Oh, you have the pieces wrong.
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Taiwan.
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00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:39,760
Huh?
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00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:41,340
No, Jack.
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00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,360
Made in Taiwan. It's an imitation, Jack.
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00:22:45,570 --> 00:22:47,370
Isn't that what Philip said it was?
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00:22:48,850 --> 00:22:52,030
Oh, he wasn't interested in me, huh?
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00:22:53,710 --> 00:22:55,690
Boy, I guess we misjudged him, didn't
we?
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00:22:57,350 --> 00:23:02,130
We? Oh, Jack, when I get my hands on
you... You want to be easy? The blood
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00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,130
pressure, Jack!
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00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:08,850
I got the glue!
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00:23:09,030 --> 00:23:12,330
Oh, God, because when I get through with
him, you can put him back together
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00:23:12,330 --> 00:23:13,330
again.
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00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:28,440
How was your lunch date with Phil? It
was great. I explained everything to
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What'd he say? Nothing.
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00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:30,720
He just kissed me.
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00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,560
And he's taking me out again tonight.
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00:23:34,460 --> 00:23:37,840
I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. Janet!
Janet! You'll never guess who's parking
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his car outside. Phil!
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00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:42,320
Jack. Listen, this will give me a chance
to patch things up between you two. You
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00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:45,600
don't have to, Jack. I know I don't have
to. I want to. But, Jack. Listen.
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00:23:45,740 --> 00:23:48,320
Listen. By the time I'm finished, he'll
be eating out of your hand.
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00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,859
Hey, Phil!
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00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:54,460
Come on in. Come on in. How you doing?
Listen, uh...
401
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:57,600
About yesterday, I got to tell you
something.
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00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:01,420
Janet thought you were a terrific guy
right from the start, but I let my
403
00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:05,000
imagination run away with me. You look
lovely. Well, thank you, but I just hope
404
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:09,420
it's not too late to patch things up
between you two. Let me tell you
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00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:13,320
Phil. Janet's a great girl, and once you
get to know her, she's tons and tons of
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00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:14,320
fun.
407
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:17,860
Damn, I tried to tell him, but he
wouldn't listen.
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00:24:44,840 --> 00:24:47,360
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