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Come and knock on our door. Come and
knock on our door. We've been waiting
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you. We've been waiting for you. Where
the kisses are heard and heard. Kids,
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please come for me too.
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Come and dance on our floor. Come and
dance on our floor. Take a step that is
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new. Take a step that is new.
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We've a lovable space that needs your
face. Please come for me too.
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You'll see that life is a ball again.
Life is gone.
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Was that the doorbell, Jack?
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For the fourth time, Janet, no.
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He'll be here soon. Relax.
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I can't relax, Jack.
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I'm too excited to relax. This is my
very first car. Well, you're going to
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a gasket if you don't calm down.
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Jack, what do you see, my little red
beauty?
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The minute I saw this car, I knew she
was for me.
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Well, I hope you didn't get stuck.
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What do you mean, get stuck?
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Janet, you shouldn't have run out and
bought a used car without me.
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I'm sorry, Jack, but you had to work
last night.
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Besides, Larry said I had to act fast
because this kind of car wouldn't last
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long. none of the cars that Larry felt
last long.
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Come on, I'm not stupid, Jack. I mean, I
didn't buy this car without checking it
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out. I made sure that it passed the
three most important tests.
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What tests? Well, it had to be a cute
style, a cute color, and I had to look
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really cute driving it.
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You called that checking it out?
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Well, it also had a terrific compression
ratio, new carbs, and self -leveling
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shocks.
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Did you kick the tires?
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No. Well, you don't know none.
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Oh, come on.
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My new car is at the door. Take it away.
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Hi,
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Larry. Here you are, you lucky little
girl. Thank you. Are you sure you're old
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enough to drive? Get out of here, you
crazy kid.
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Hiya, pal. Look, my new car is here.
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Terrific. You can drop me off at the
hospital on your way to work.
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Are you crazy?
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I'm not driving my brand new car.
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I'm going to take the bus.
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Wait a minute. Didn't you buy the car so
you wouldn't have to take the bus?
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Yeah, but you're still taking the bus.
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But before, I didn't have a choice.
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Oh.
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Do you mind if I look the car over?
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Of course not.
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Did you wash your hands?
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I'll put on my gloves. See you guys.
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Bye, guys. Terry, what do you think?
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customer larry this better be a good car
hey come on jack give me some credit
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here would i sell a lemon to a close
friend what about the one you sold to
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feldman he's your friend not anymore
listen to me larry i'm telling hey jack
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jack don't you worry i'm telling you
that car is in great shape hi jack hi
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hi barbara come on in and speaking of
great shapes
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This is Barbara. Barbara had just moved
into the building across the street.
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I know. She leaves her blinds up.
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What?
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Nothing, nothing.
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Jack, I am so sorry to bother you, but
do you remember when I was moving in,
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said if ever I needed anything?
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I remember.
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Well, I just got a call to go downtown
on this big modeling assignment. The
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other girl got sick.
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Oh.
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They need me right now, and I don't have
any way to get down there. So...
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Could you give me a ride? A ride?
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Oh, I'd be ever so grateful.
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Well, sure, no problem. Oh, you're a
doll.
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I'll come and tell him I'm on my way.
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Larry, come on, quick, give me your car
keys.
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I'm sorry, pal, my car's in the shop.
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Well, then what was this okay sign?
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That was for Barbara. She's okay.
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Larry, what am I going to do now?
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Well, you can borrow Janet's car. Are
you kidding? She won't even let herself
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borrow her car.
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Oh, it's all set. Listen, Barbara, I'm
sorry. I just remembered there's
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something important that I have to do,
so I can't take you. Oh, no. I'm sorry.
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I guess I better call a cab. I don't
want to miss my big chance.
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You don't want to miss your big chance.
Larry, Janet would kill me. Wrong, pal.
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She'll thank you. Thank me? Yeah,
because after you drop Barbara off,
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going to get Janet's car washed and
waxed as a surprise.
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What a good idea.
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I'll do it for Janet. Of course.
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Barbara, I will drive you.
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But I thought you said you had something
important.
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You're more important.
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Oh, Jack.
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You're terrific.
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Oh, how can I ever thank you?
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I'm sure he'll think of something.
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It's supposed to. It's a bump.
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Come on, cheer up. You're a very lucky
guy. If you hadn't been wearing your
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belt, you could have really gotten hurt.
I thought I did.
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You just have a slight concussion.
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Your x -rays are perfectly clear. Sure,
they weren't in the car.
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Here. This will help to keep down the
swelling.
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Thank you.
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Doctor, would you come have a look at
Mr. Kearney?
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Certainly. Another head injury.
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Seems to be a lot of that going around.
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Can I talk to him now, Doc?
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Yes, he's all yours.
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I'd like to get the rest of that
information now. You said you were
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the street.
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That's right, and suddenly I saw a woman
pulling out of her driveway.
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And you ran into her.
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No.
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She ran into you. No, no, no.
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I swerved to avoid her. That's when I
saw the bakery truck.
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And you ran into the bakery truck.
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No, the bakery truck swerved to avoid me
and ran into the woman pulling out of
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the driveway.
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Just tell me, did you hit anything?
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Yeah, while I was watching the bakery
truck run into the woman, I ran into a
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tree.
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Good. Hit a tree.
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And then I bounced off that and ran into
the bakery truck and the woman.
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Boy, you sure got around in that little
car.
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The car? Wait a second, officer.
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How much do you figure it's going to
cost me to get it fixed?
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You don't have to worry about that.
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I don't? Nah. The car was totaled.
Forget it.
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Oh, no. Ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Take it easy, fella. It's only a car.
You're lucky to be alive.
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Yeah, I won't be for long.
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Hey, it's only a bump in the head.
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Oh,
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officer, how's he doing?
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He must be okay. All he's worried about
is that car that he left.
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I don't want you to worry.
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It's not serious. He's all right.
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Who? I told you, you don't have to
worry.
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He just had a little accident. Who?
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Jack.
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Jack? Our Jack?
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Oh, I have to call Janet. I already did.
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Believe me, Terry, he's fine. What
happened?
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He smashed up his car.
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He doesn't have a car.
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Well, he smashed up someone's car.
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How do you feel?
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Still a little woozy.
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That's only natural.
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As soon as you feel up to it, you can go
home.
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See that he gets some aspirin before he
leaves.
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Yes, Doctor.
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And what do you want me to do about Mr.
Kearney?
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There's nothing we can do.
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He has a classic case of amnesia.
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Let's just hope his memory loss is only
temporary.
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Well, I'm going to get some lunch.
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patient in there, the dear friend of
mine, and... Oh, really? Well, he's
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to need plenty of rest over the next few
days.
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That's all?
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And avoid any kind of stress or
excitement.
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But, Doctor, I just... Terry, there's
really nothing else we can do for him
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right now. Excuse me.
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But... Oh, Terry, Terry, Terry.
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How's Jack?
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Relax, Janet. He's all right.
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Oh, thank God. What happened?
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He just had a little car accident.
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He doesn't have a car.
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Neither do you.
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What? He sort of smashed up your new red
car.
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What?
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Oh, well.
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I'm glad that Jack's all right.
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Because now I can kill him.
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media.
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Hope so.
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Must have been some bump.
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Oh, oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I don't remember
that step.
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We should have told you.
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Here we go. Now, let's just sit on the
couch and rest.
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There. Is that comfy?
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I could use a pillow.
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Oh, sure, Jack. There you go. Thank you.
Is that better?
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Much better.
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Keep rubbing.
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glad it's better.
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Jack, do you think that you feel well
enough to talk about my car now?
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It's coming back.
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The pain!
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Oh, Janet!
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The doctor said you mustn't upset him.
All I said was thank you. Could it be
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possible for me to get a little drink of
water? Of course I'll get it for you,
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sweetie. Thank you.
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And, um...
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Could you hand me that magazine, please,
Janet?
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Oh, sure.
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How'd you know my name was Janet?
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Isn't that what the skinny blonde called
you?
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All right, all right. Excuse me.
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You really think she's skinny?
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Terry. Terry.
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I am so lucky to have such a nice,
friendly nurse for a roommate.
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Thank you.
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I'm even lucky to have such a gorgeous
brunette for my other roommate.
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Oh, thank you, Terry.
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Um, would you care for another pillow?
That would be so nice.
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I'll get it.
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I'll give it to him. No, I got it. I can
give it to him.
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Get the door, nurse.
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Put your head over here.
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Hi, gang.
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Jack has amnesia.
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Oh. And you don't want him to find out
about it?
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Can I say hello to him? Go ahead.
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Will he know what it means?
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Yes.
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Heather!
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Who's the funny little man?
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Jack, this is our landlord, Mr.
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Furley.
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Hello, Mr. Furley.
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Hi.
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Jack, do you happen to remember anything
at all about the way
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you were?
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The way I was?
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Uh, Jack, see, the only reason Mr.
Furley lets you live here with that two
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girls... No, no, no, don't remind him.
This is our chance to straighten him
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Do you remember or not?
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No. You don't?
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Good. Then I'll tell you the way you
were.
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You were a...
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ladies' man.
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Golly, I was?
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The way you used to handle all those
women?
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Wow! Wow?
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What did I do?
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Well, let me show you.
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Uh, Terry, could you sit here a minute?
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Oh, well, no, I... Okay.
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All right, Jack.
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Put your arm around her. Mr. Furley!
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You want to cure him or not?
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Go ahead, Jack.
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Okay.
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How's that?
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Oh, God.
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Look, I'll just show you. I'll tell you
how it's done.
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Janet, come here.
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I'll just tell you how it's done.
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Puck her up like this.
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Like this?
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Now lean in and kiss her.
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I'm sorry, come again?
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She's laughing at me.
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Don't worry about that, Jack.
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Happens to me all the time.
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Mr. Furley, I think that's enough for
today. Jack should really go and rest.
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Oh, okay.
255
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But you made great progress.
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We'll work again tomorrow.
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Well, thank you for helping me.
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want some meat and potatoes.
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No fruit salad.
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We better explain to you what that
frilly business was all about.
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I'd love to hear it, but first, can I go
to the bathroom?
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For sure.
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Thank you.
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Wait a minute!
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How'd you know that was the bathroom?
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It is?
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What a relief!
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amnesia thing just to keep me from
breaking his neck.
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Look, I'm a professional nurse, and I
can guarantee you that Jack is not
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But, Terry. Oh. I'll get it. I'll get
it.
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Yeah, Larry, what? Hi, Janet. Is Jack
around? Uh -huh. He's in the bathroom
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right now. Oh, I'll wait.
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Larry, he's not feeling too well. He was
in an accident today.
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Accident? Yeah.
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He smashed up my brand new car.
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Your new car?
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I'll be back when he's feeling better.
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Well, that could take a while, Larry. He
has amnesia.
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Amnesia? Oh, that's good. That's very
good.
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What? I mean, what?
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Gee, gosh, golly, that's awful.
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What a shock.
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Hi, pal.
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Do I know you?
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Could you girls give me a moment alone
with Jack, you know, buddy to buddy?
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Maybe I can help. Oh, sure, Larry. Come
on, Janet.
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Amnesia. Oh, that's good.
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I'm very proud of you.
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Larry, you don't have long to live. Hey,
hey, hey, what did I do?
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You talked me into taking Janet's car.
That's what you did.
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You remembered. What a recovery.
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Of course I remembered, Larry. But when
Janet finds out the truth, she is going
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to kill me. Why?
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The car is insured. She'll get her money
back. After that, she'll still kill me.
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Larry, you've got to help me out. I have
to think of something right now. Off
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the top of my head? That's impossible.
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What's impossible?
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That something like this should happen.
The poor guy tries to do someone a
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favor, almost gets himself killed.
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What are you talking about?
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What am I talking about?
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Uh, well, it was right after you girls
left this morning. The doorbell rings,
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and there's this lady standing there.
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A lady? Oh, you should have seen her.
She was out to here.
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Larry!
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She was pregnant.
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Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just about
to go into labor.
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Oh, no. Don't you see?
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Her car had broken down. The woman was
desperate. And Jack, without a moment's
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hesitation, offered to drive her to the
hospital.
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In my...
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He didn't think of my car, your car, his
car.
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It was her baby.
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If it hadn't been for him, well, who
knows what would have happened.
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You're on your own.
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Oh, Jack, you are wonderful.
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He's terrible.
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That was the only thing that you could
do.
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I guess.
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It sure was.
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I mean, it must have been.
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Why don't you lie down and get some
rest, Jack? That's a good idea. You
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have a feeling that a nap will do
wonders for my memory.
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Then, get to bed, Jack. Okay.
325
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See ya. Okay.
326
00:19:21,910 --> 00:19:24,210
Uh, which is my room?
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00:19:25,490 --> 00:19:27,410
No, no. The blue one. Yeah.
328
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It's a nice room.
329
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,040
And you thought he was faking.
330
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:37,340
Next time, trust the professional.
331
00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:38,580
Okay, okay.
332
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,480
You made your point, all right? Good.
333
00:19:41,780 --> 00:19:43,640
Hello? Hi, is Jack around?
334
00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,440
Um, well, he just went to bed.
335
00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,180
Well, do you think I could see him for
just a minute? I'm sorry.
336
00:19:48,440 --> 00:19:50,500
He was in a car accident this morning.
337
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:51,720
Oh, no.
338
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,920
It must have happened right after he
dropped me off.
339
00:19:58,540 --> 00:19:59,540
Dropped you off?
340
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,910
Oh, I knew it. I should have asked him
for that ride, but it was an emergency.
341
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,950
That was you?
342
00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,830
And they let you out already?
343
00:20:13,430 --> 00:20:15,610
Well, it doesn't take long when you know
what you're doing.
344
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:20,250
What kind of hospital did Jack take you
to?
345
00:20:20,550 --> 00:20:22,770
Hospital? It was a photographer's
studio.
346
00:20:24,870 --> 00:20:26,310
Then you weren't pregnant?
347
00:20:26,610 --> 00:20:27,790
He just gave me a ride.
348
00:20:31,030 --> 00:20:36,030
professional. He used my car to give her
a ride. Your car? He said it belonged
349
00:20:36,030 --> 00:20:39,010
to the buddy he lives with. I'm the
buddy he lives with?
350
00:20:39,870 --> 00:20:42,750
You mean he lied to me? And to me.
351
00:20:43,430 --> 00:20:44,430
And to me?
352
00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:46,430
I'm gonna strangle him.
353
00:20:47,890 --> 00:20:49,710
I got a better idea.
354
00:20:49,950 --> 00:20:50,970
Better than strangling?
355
00:20:51,690 --> 00:20:52,690
Much better.
356
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:56,790
Look, you have a pretty good wardrobe,
don't you? Oh, sure. I'm a model. Oh,
357
00:20:56,810 --> 00:20:59,890
good. Great. This is what I want you to
do. I want you to go on home.
358
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,019
Go on, Jack.
359
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:05,560
Drink all your soup. It'll make you feel
a lot better.
360
00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:08,920
Boy, I don't know what I did to deserve
all this attention.
361
00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:10,700
We do.
362
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,120
Huh? Go on, finish your soup. Come on.
Go on.
363
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:17,780
Well, gosh, I wonder who that could be.
364
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:19,080
Well, I don't know.
365
00:21:19,260 --> 00:21:20,260
No, I'll get it. Oh!
366
00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:56,490
what they tell me. Oh, so that's why
you're not dressed.
367
00:21:57,570 --> 00:22:00,710
Dressed? Well, yes. The minister's over
at my house waiting for us.
368
00:22:04,450 --> 00:22:07,130
Minister? We're getting married at four
o 'clock.
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00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:09,550
Wait,
370
00:22:12,870 --> 00:22:13,870
wait,
371
00:22:14,210 --> 00:22:17,290
wait, wait, wait. I don't remember
saying anything about getting married.
372
00:22:17,490 --> 00:22:18,490
Of course.
373
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,660
We'll have to just postpone the wedding
then. Oh, no.
374
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,140
No, never.
375
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:34,280
It's bad luck to postpone a wedding.
You're right. I'm going to call up that
376
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,480
minister and tell him to come over right
away. Oh, we can have the wedding here.
377
00:22:38,540 --> 00:22:40,560
I'll send out for a pizza. No, no, no.
378
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,020
Would you rather have Chinese?
379
00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:47,680
Wait a minute, wait a minute. I swear to
you, I never proposed to that girl. How
380
00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,620
do you know, Jack? You have amnesia. I
don't have amnesia. I mean, I do, I do.
381
00:22:51,720 --> 00:22:53,420
All right, you're mixing me up.
382
00:22:57,580 --> 00:22:59,380
not getting married and you can't make
me.
383
00:23:01,460 --> 00:23:02,460
Married!
384
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,550
I mean, uh... Gee, that's great.
385
00:23:31,330 --> 00:23:34,150
Oh, hi, Larry. Hiya, Jack. You wanna go
down to Beagle, grab some beers? Uh,
386
00:23:34,210 --> 00:23:35,870
maybe later, Janet. Where are the keys
to the car?
387
00:23:36,090 --> 00:23:38,330
Oh, uh, Jack, they're right there by the
phone. Oh, great. Here.
388
00:23:42,170 --> 00:23:44,690
What? You let Jack have the keys to your
car?
389
00:23:45,310 --> 00:23:46,310
Sure, why not?
390
00:23:46,970 --> 00:23:49,810
After he totaled your first car, you're
gonna let him touch this one?
391
00:23:50,330 --> 00:23:54,110
Larry, come on, you know me. I'm not the
type of person to hold a grudge.
392
00:23:54,730 --> 00:23:57,070
You got a big heart, Janet. Oh, come on.
393
00:24:01,870 --> 00:24:03,570
Be sure and polish the chrome this time.
394
00:24:03,930 --> 00:24:04,930
Yes, ma 'am.
395
00:24:07,050 --> 00:24:08,050
And, um,
396
00:24:09,730 --> 00:24:10,950
I need that finished by noon.
397
00:24:11,770 --> 00:24:13,790
Yes, ma 'am. Don't you say a word.
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