All language subtitles for three_s_company_s08e11_the_charming_stranger

Come and knock on our door. Come and
knock on our door. We've been waiting

you. We've been waiting for you.

Where the kisses are heard and heard and
kissed. Sweet company too.

Come and dance on our floor. Come and
dance on our floor. Take a step that is

new. Take a step that is new.

We've a lovable space that needs your
face. Sweet company too.

You'll see that life is a ball again
after it's gone for you.

Down at our rendezvous. Down at our
rendezvous. The company team.

I just ran into the most terrific guy in
the laundry room.

And I was so flustered, I just knocked
his laundry all over the floor.

Wouldn't you have just said hello?

Oh, you should have heard him. He was so
charming.

Ooh, why? What did he say?

He said, sorry.

Sorry, that's it?

Oh, it was the way he said it.

Yeah, sure.

Listen, Terry, I'm really starving. You
want to go down to the Beagle with me?

Oh, no, thanks. I have too much to do. I
have to wash my hair, do my nails. Come

on, Terry, I haven't eaten yet today.
Excuse me.

I'm afraid they're not my thighs.

Leslie, this is my roommate, Janet.

Janet, Leslie Bennington. Hi.

First Terry, now you.

Mr. Furley was right.

About what?

He said these apartments were
beautifully decorated.

Oh, don't just stand there. Come on in.

Would you care to sit down? Thank you
very much.

Do I detect a slight English accent?

Slight.

And I've worked so hard on it. I mean,
being born in London and all that.

I arrived a few days ago, saw an ad in
the paper, and got the flat right next

yours, as luck would have it.

Yeah, as luck would have it.

So, you both live here?

Yes, with another roommate.

As lovely as you two.

Your roommate?

As luck would have it.

Jack, this is Leslie Bennington. Oh,
nice to meet you. How'd you do? Leslie

came here from England.

Oh, really?

Yeah, and he was kind enough to return
Terry's underwear.

From England? Boy, Terry, you really get
around, don't you?

I lost him in the laundry room, Jack.

When we bumped into each other, must
have been some collision.

Is there anything else that you know of,
Terrence?

A little joke, sort of.

Jack, Leslie just moved in next door.

Do you mind?

Yeah, hey, you can live wherever you
want. It's a free country.

No, I meant the pipe.

No, no, of course not.

As a matter of fact, I think pipes are
so... Well, they're so... Smelly?

Manly. Oh, well, yeah, that too.

So, Leslie, what are you doing here in
the colonies?

Oh, well, a little of this, a little of
that.

Hope you get a job soon.

Jack, aren't you going to be late for
work?

It's my night off.

Too bad.

I was just thinking about going down to
the Regal Beagle. Would you care to join

me? The Regal Beagle? Yes, it's like an
English pub.

Oh. Well, maybe I'll try it anyway.

I'll just lock up and we'll pop over
there. Oh, pop, good.

Leslie Bennington, how droll.

That guy is a phony.

Oh, come on, Jack, I think you're just
jealous. Yeah. Jealous? Me? Why would I

be jealous of a guy like that? Pip, Pip,
Jolly Good, I'm terribly sorry that I

burped before the queen. I didn't
realize it was her turn.

Oh, Pip, Pip, toodle -oo.

Julie Andrews. Wait.

Let's go.

Yes, I'm starved. I thought you had all
those things to do. This is one of them.

Are you joining us, Jack?

Oh, I really should take a shower.

Yeah, you really should.

Shall we?

Cheerio. Cheerio.

Wheaties, rice krispies.

Leslie, for making it so wonderful.

I had a marvelous time myself.

And why wouldn't I with such charming
company?

Oh, Leslie, you're such a flatterer.

He was talking to me.

What'd you say, Leslie?

How'd you like the Regal Beagle?

It was marvelous. The first time I've
been in an English pub that serves

Well, it's late. I must be toddling off.

Oh, must you toddle?

As I have things to do.

Anything I can help you with? No, no, I
just have a little straightening up to

do. Oh, I'll go with you. I'm good at
that. No!

Thank you very much, but it's something
I have to do alone.

You do understand, don't you?

Oh, of course I do, of course.

But any time you need any help...

I'm right next door.

We both are.

Well, thanks again.

You're welcome.

Good night.

Good night.

What got into you?

What do you mean?

The way you behaved around Leslie.

Oh, you were so pushy.

Pushy? Uh -huh. Who was throwing herself
at him in the Regal Beagle?

Well, who was throwing her underwear at
him in the laundry room? I wasn't

throwing my underwear at him in the
laundry room. No, I wasn't. Yeah, Terry.

Butt out, Jack.

Hang on, I got a question for you. Hold
it, hold it, hold it. Jack, what is it?

What do you think it is that your friend
Leslie is trying to hide?

What do you mean?

Did you see how upset he got when Terry
offered to help? No!

Well, I guess he just had other things
to do. Then what kind of a dumb excuse

that? It's something I have to do alone.
I told you before, this guy is a phony.

He is not.

Yeah, there's absolutely nothing wrong
with Leslie.

Wow, he's really got you girls fooled,
doesn't he?

Everyone liked him at the Beagle. Yeah,
that's right. Well, except for Mike the

bartender. Yeah, Leslie kept paying him
with five -pound notes.

Five pounds?

American money's not good enough for
him?

That's all he had.

And, Jack, you should have seen him
playing darts. You could have gotten

pointers from him.

Look who you're talking to. You're
forgetting who holds the record at the

Beagle.

Not anymore.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Well, let me tell you something.

What? Good night.

I love your dress, camera.

You're looking to borrow it.

I don't want to borrow it. Then you
don't really love it.

Come here, girls. Quick, come here. What
do you want? Into my room. What?

Jack.

Listen, listen.

What is going on? It's Leslie. I heard
voices coming from his apartment.

And one of them's a woman.

hearing voices jack really jack you poor
thing we are gonna have to keep an eye

on you girls wait a minute janet i tell
you i heard a woman laughing in my

bedroom i'll bet it wasn't the first
time

tell

you it's sickening larry i mean these
girls are making total fools of

themselves this guy leslie's been in
town for three days He's already got

sipping tea, nibbling crumpets, and
talking like my fair lady.

I gotta go now, pal. Somebody's at the
door.

Yeah. Yeah, right. Talk to you later.

I say, old chap, have you seen Leslie?

I can't believe it. Not you, too.

Oh, somebody else?

Janet, what'd you want to see him for?

Oh, I wanted to ask about this ad in the
London Dispatch.

You bought the London Dispatch?

No!

Dude away, I picked it up, you see.

Music paper. Listen to this ad.

Attractive widow from Kensington,
financially independent, interested in

handsome and debonair gentlemen.

What'd you want to ask Leslie?

How'd she hear about me?

Here's one for you, Jack.

Lonely nurse, artistically inclined,
loves ballet and long romantic walks in

moonlight. His name is Cecil.

Okay, Mr. Furley. I tell you, Jack,
these English people really have class.

Even their crooks have titles.

I don't care about titles.

Yeah, listen to this.

Duke and Duchess score again.

Elusive couple, Rob Racetrack. Yeah, Mr.
Furley, that doesn't interest me. What

really does interest me is what do you
know about this guy, Leslie? I mean,

kind of a job does he have? Is he here
on vacation or what?

Jack, what do you take me for, a snoop?

What Leslie does until 3 o 'clock in the
morning is his own business.

3 in the morning?

Well, that's what time he gets home
every night.

Not that I've been keeping track or
anything.

Wait, Mr.

Furley.

Have you ever seen him with a woman?

Oh, I sure have.

I knew it. Sometimes it's Terry and
sometimes it's Janet. No, I didn't mean

to... Will you forget it? I wanted to,
but you kept asking.

The

Duke

and Duchess at Scotland Yard called
England's most notorious thieves got

with a million pounds and five pound
notes.

Five pound notes?

Hi, Jack. Hi, Jack.

Evening, old chap.

Hi, Duke. Luke. Lando. Lose that. Laugh.
Thank you, ladies, for a most

enjoyable evening.

Oh, won't you come in for a while?

Oh, I'd like to, but I have some work to
do.

Alone again?

Unfortunately.

Good night, all.

Cheerio.

You didn't give me a chance to get a
word in all night.

Well, why didn't you say something while
you were nibbling on his ear?

Let's not fight over the Duke.

What Duke?

That's what Scotland Yard calls him.
Scotland Yard? Yes, I think you'll find

this part especially interesting. The
Duke and Duchess are believed to have

the country with over a million pounds
in five -pound notes.

Oh, Jack, you don't think that... Yeah,
that's the trouble, Terry. He never

thinks. Oh, yeah? Try this on.

The Duke steals a million pounds and
then leaves England and comes over here

looking for a hideout in Santa Monica.
And then he starts throwing five -pound

notes around, and why not? It's not his
money. Jack! I can go on. Oh, really?

Well, in that case, Sherlock, if he is
the Duke, where is the Duchess? Where?

-hmm. Where?

Yeah. I'll tell you where. She's in
there with him!

Remember? The voices? Oh, here we go
again with the voices!

Okay, if that's your attitude, I'm gonna
go to bed.

I wish you'd get off of Leslie's back.

Yeah, I wish you would, too.

What? But then again, if you're going to
be nibbling on his ear... I told you

I've never nibbled on anybody's ear!

Quick, quick, it's Leslie.

Come on, hurry, hurry.

Get over there, just a little bit.
Listen, listen.

That's Leslie.

And that's a girl.

That's no girl. That's the duchess.

Oh, really, Jack? You're being
ridiculous.

The duchess? Yeah, ridiculous.

Okay, so who was that woman he was
arguing with? Probably just his

That's right.

Now,

look, if the duchess is his girlfriend,
you two can stop fighting over him.

weren't fighting over him.

Oh, anything you say, slugger.

Knock it off, Jack.

Yeah. Don't take it out on me just
because there's something fishy about

friend Leslie. Oh, Jack, one more word
from you. Janet. That's the word.

Where are you going?

Out to get some fresh air.

Oh, Leslie. Hi.

Oh, hi.

Uh, going on a trip?

Trip? Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, then why the suitcase?

Oh, just a little errand, that's all.

Oh.

Well, then I guess your work is all
finished.

My work. Oh, right. Yes, it's all
finished.

And you did it all alone?

Yes, I did.

Good night.

He lied to me. He just out and out lied
to me.

It's worse than that.

He lied to me.

He's just been stringing us along all
the time.

Terry. Oh, Janet.

Oh, honey.

Hey, hey, hey. Come here.

It's going to be okay.

It's going to be okay.

There, there.

Here, here.

Take it easy. It's not worth it to get
upset over Leslie. Don't mention that

name. Yeah, I never want to hear that
name again.

Okay, you won't hear it from me, and you
won't hear about the reward.

What reward?

The reward for any evidence leading to a
catch or 50 ,000 pounds.

Wait a minute, Jack. Wait a minute. Tell
us what we have to do to get our

revenge.

Our reward.

Okay, here's what we do. What? We watch
this guy for the next couple of days. We

watch him like a hawk. Right. Watch him
like a hawk.

What are we watching for?

Evidence. Anything leading to the money.

Oh. Yeah, but in the meantime, we've got
to get some sleep. We're going to need

it. We're going to need it. Okay.

You know, I just...

Can't get over that Leslie.

Yeah. The way he had you fooled.

So anyway, Mr. Furley, we've been
watching this guy Leslie for the past

days, but we haven't come up with any
evidence.

Yeah, and that's where you come in, Mr.
Furley. Will you help us?

Gee, I'm sorry, kids, but I just can't
buy the idea that Leslie is a crook.

There's a big reward.

But I've had my suspicions presented.

Did you say something about a reward?

Yes.

50 ,000 pounds.

Wow.

50 ,000 pounds of what?

Money, Mr. Curley. We're talking English
currency.

Yeah, we can get the reward if we find
the money he stole.

All right, count me in. Great.

We've seen him leave every night with
this big suitcase. He's never without

That's it.

What's it?

The suitcase.

The day he moved in here, I offered to
help him carry that suitcase upstairs.

But he wouldn't let me touch it. Why was
he upset?

Well, that's where he's hiding the
money.

Look,

Leslie's going out. Oh, the big rat.

I wonder who he's going to meet this
time. Who cares about that? The

thing is he doesn't have a suitcase with
him. And the apartment's empty.

All right, now's your chance, Mr.
Furley. Right, right.

To do what?

To use your passkey to unlock the door
to his apartment.

But that's immoral.

That's illegal.

Well, what about the reward?

That's why I'm going to do it.

You wait here. All right.

Jack, Jack, what about that woman in the
apartment?

Who, the duchess? I haven't heard her
since that last big argument.

Maybe Leslie dumped her. You think so?

Sure, he dumped you girls, didn't he?

He did, didn't he?

It's open.

I'll keep watch.

Now if he comes back I'll whistle like
this.

Maybe we should go in and make sure
everything is secure.

Jack, I don't think this is a good idea.
I think it's a good idea, Janet Terry.

Look,

there it is.

All right, girls, are you ready to see
what a million pounds looks like? Yeah,

just hurry up, Jack. Don't tell me what
to...

it was the duchess are you kidding me
you know they probably had a falling out

over the money so when she wasn't
looking

So I went over to Leslie's apartment to
see how you kids are doing.

Did you lock his door?

Of course I locked his door. Oh, good.

So, you found me out.

No, no.

We don't know anything.

We don't even know that much.

Well,

it's time you did.

Say hello to the nice people, Pamela.

to perform?

Yes. Why didn't you tell us?

Pride. Stupid pride.

I don't understand.

Well, once you've played command
performances before the Queen, you don't

about being the opening act in a strip
joint.

So she's the voice we heard through the
walls?

Yeah, Sherlock.

So much for your Duke and Duchess.

Duke and Duchess.

England's infamous team of crooks.

Don't tell me you thought Pamela and
I... Actually, it was Jen and Terry.

What? And me a little bit.

I tried to talk them out of it, but you
know some people, once they get the

smell of money... Leslie, I'm so
embarrassed.

Oh, Leslie, so am I. Oh, that's all
right, ladies.

Actually, I'm quite flattered at being
taken for a dashing international

criminal. Actually, you are? criminal.
He hasn't paid me for years.

Well, before Pamela tells you anything
else, I think I'd better say goodnight.

Oh, do you have to go so soon?

Yeah. Time I put Pamela to bed.

Well, goodnight.

Goodnight. Goodnight, all. Goodnight.

Well, I think it's time you two girls
put your dummy to bed.

And with the success of this engagement
in New York City, it looks like Pamela

and I are on our way again.

Love, Leslie. Aw, isn't that nice? Yeah,
at least I don't have to face him in

Los Angeles.

Oh, come on, Jack. You're not still
feeling bad, are you? Yeah, just because

made a fool of yourself.

You've got to be used to that by now.

Yeah, I know, I know. I had it coming.

I'm just surprised that Leslie didn't
ask you to come along with him.

Who? Yeah, who?

Gee. I mean, if you don't know which one
of you he fell for... Jack, it's okay

to say it. Janet, don't put him on the
spot. He doesn't want to hurt your

feelings.

He was talking about me.

Oh, Janet, Janet, Janet, dear.

Don't Janet, Janet, Janet, dear me.

Well...

you're over the hill yet over the hill i
said yet

oh come on don't get me all the time hey
could you please keep it down my

walls are thin and i'm hearing voices
again