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Here I come. Ready or not.
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Not. I haven't finished.
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Oh, that's all right.
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Oh, watch out. You'll burn your face.
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What is this?
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Oh, celery and onion and mushrooms and
spices.
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I mean the brown lumps. Oh, that's liver
and gizzards.
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Good, and Gloria loves it this way.
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Gloria, you're going to send this all
the way to California?
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No, she's going to eat it here.
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I didn't mean to tell you that. Tell me
what?
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Gloria and Mike and Joey are coming
tonight for Thanksgiving.
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Let's not tell Uncle Archie because it's
a secret.
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I won't.
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I don't know.
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Ain't too good at keeping secrets.
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Neither are big girls.
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How long are they staying? Oh, I don't
know. I guess until Mike finds a new
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I did it again.
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Another secret, huh?
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Please, let's not tell Uncle Archie.
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Okay. Uncle Archie said that...
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He wasn't.
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He wasn't what?
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Dressed.
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You mean he was naked?
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Don't say that.
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Why not?
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Because I don't want to hear it.
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I have a good idea.
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Why? Let's not tell Uncle Archie.
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Can't you put yourself together?
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Why is it that I always miss Blanche
most at Thanksgiving?
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Because Blanche is a turkey.
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I wish I was dead. What a terrible thing
to say at Thanksgiving.
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You know, there are more suicides during
the holidays than at any other time.
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Hey, don't encourage him.
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Oh, hey, Barney, hey, huh?
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No funerals this weekend, will you? All
your friends got other plans.
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Boy, what a cruel thing to say to your
old pal.
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I'm only saying, don't do it now. You'll
get another chance. Christmas is
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coming.
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Why is he still crying?
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He's doing his Christmas sobbing early.
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Hey, Arch, you know, I got no place to
go
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tomorrow, especially.
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Oh, hey, hey, don't give me that,
Barney.
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Because we're once in a blue moon, we're
having a quiet Thanksgiving at home,
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and I just eat at the million stepney.
You're rotten.
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I can't help it.
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Why don't you come over here and watch
football with me and my girlfriend?
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What do you say?
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Thanks, Murray.
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Barney.
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Barney, listen.
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After the game, why don't you come over
to my house for dinner?
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The wife's roasting a goose. She got the
recipe from Blanche. Oh, boy.
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You know, I really love Blanche's goose.
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Blanche's goose is what you got, too.
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Don't you know it's red dogs like that
ruin Joe, name it?
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I thought you was going to
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warn her about the danger.
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What are you so excited about, huh? You
want a sugar high?
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Turkey, at least 20 pounds.
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20 pounds?
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What do you need a big boy like that
for? It's only humming you.
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What the hell is that?
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Oh.
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I bet I know who else is coming.
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Who?
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You went and you invited a few of them
disturbos from the who -who hotel you
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work at.
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I never.
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We wouldn't. We would have been eating
turkey with rubber spoons.
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Why ain't you
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two racing for the door?
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We're busy.
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Something is up here.
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Don't tell me not to eat it. If this is
one of your relatives from Jersey, I'm
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going to open a vein.
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Who is it?
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My name is Captain Spalding, the African
explorer.
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Did someone call me Schnora?
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Hooray, hooray, hooray.
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This is a gala day, and a gala day's
enough for any man.
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Say the secret word, and you win a free
Thanksgiving guest for dinner. It's a
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common word. You used to find it around
the house all the time.
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Meathead? That's the secret word, Oscar.
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Congratulations. Hey,
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Stephanie. How are you? Nice to see you.
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Oh, it's so good to see you. What a
surprise.
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Wait a minute. Where's Gloria?
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Well, she had to stay with little Joe.
You can't leave a four -year -old kid
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alone. You could have brought her with
you.
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Gee, why didn't I think of that? Well,
it's too late now.
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Listen, Ars, do me a favor, will you? My
suitcase is on the front porch. Will
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you get it for me? Come on, go get your
own bag.
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Bag? You're talking about the woman I
love.
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Is that you, Gloria?
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You gonna give Grandpa a kiss?
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No.
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Hey, listen, listen here, Mike. Hey, you
gotta train the kid the minute he sees
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his grandpa to come up and give him a
kiss, you know. I think the child has
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hated me too long.
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Oh, she loves you. Oh,
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Daddy's chair.
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Oh, Gloria.
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Ma's elephant.
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Hello, Mr.
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Elephant. And what did Mr. Elephant
always say?
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Oh,
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it's so good to be back.
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What a surprise.
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What a nice surprise. It's nice to see
you. It's really nice to see you.
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Hey, ain't that terrific that you can
bring your whole family home for
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Thanksgiving? You must be getting to be
a big shot out there.
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Oh, big, very big.
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My daddy has a picture in the newspaper.
people.
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Oh, Daddy, it's so wonderful to see you.
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Hey, Mrs., I heard the child say you had
your picture in the paper there. Why
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don't you send us a clipping?
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Well, uh... It wasn't Michael Beth's
side.
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Yeah,
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but I would have recognized him,
wouldn't I?
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Well, yeah, but, uh, it was a little
oversposed.
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So, uh...
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Good to see you.
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My daddy was naked.
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This is useless without the knobs.
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I can't tune that set without the knobs.
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What do you want me to do?
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Joey, I can't do nothing unless you give
me back the knobs.
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Won't you tell Grandpa what you've done
with the knobs?
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No.
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Don't you want Grandpa to watch the
football game?
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No.
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Don't you want to watch the football
game? I don't want him watching the
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football game.
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It's a violent sport.
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You know how many kids get serious
injuries playing football?
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If you want to be a red -blooded
American, you've got to get serious
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What are you saying? He has to play
football?
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Well, what do you want to do, take
ballet lessons?
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If he wants to.
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Why not?
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Shorts up.
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You know what he'll turn into if he does
that?
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Look at him, with the dog.
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He's got one foot in the closet already.
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Joey.
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Come over here and sit with Daddy.
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Give him back his truck.
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Don't jump.
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Now, a truck.
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Now, that's a real tort for a man. Joe,
I'm going to talk to you man to man.
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Give me back them knobs and that's a
direct order.
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Did he learn that low habits?
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How am I going to punish this kid?
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Don't go to his dance recital.
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Dinner's almost ready.
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Oh, great.
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Honey, bring that stuff over here. I'm
starving. I haven't eaten a thing all
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day.
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What?
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What about four eggs, a half a pound of
bacon, three waffles with cranberry
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syrup? Wasn't that breakfast?
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I didn't have any toast.
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Come on, honey, would you help me?
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Oh, yeah, sure.
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Joey, why don't you sit here by Grandpa?
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I'm going to help Mommy in the kitchen.
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Glory,
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glory. Please, please, don't make your
husband the woman's wife.
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I don't mind.
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I ain't saying it for you. I'm saying it
for the child here. I want to teach him
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what a man is.
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God, it's a losing battle. He's got the
doll again.
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Give me the doll. No.
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Big bug flying past there. Give me that.
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Arch, what is a man anyway?
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Someone who sits in a chair all day
while his wife's in the kitchen slaving?
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a man can help his wife in the kitchen
now and then, but not on special
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traditionary days like Thanksgiving.
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He's only going to help me carry out the
turkey.
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But that's the whole point of the thing
there, little dummy. That's woman's
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wife.
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You'll line up with your little mama,
huh?
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Thanksgiving is a holiday for women,
too.
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Oh, come on. I know that.
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I'm only saying a woman's supposed to
celebrate it by putting a meal on the
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table. They're all by themselves.
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Oh?
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Oh, yeah.
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Don't you know nothing about the history
of your country, the history of
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Thanksgiving, about the first turkey?
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Yeah, they told it in school.
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Yeah, well, I'll tell you the real
story.
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When the Pilgrim Fathers, when they seen
the first Thanksgiving coming up on the
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calendar, you know, they said we ought
to have something special to eat.
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So, they sent this guy, Miles Sandwich,
out there.
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And he was the guy to bring back the
turkey.
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Now, he first wanted a buffalo. See, but
the buffaloes all went west.
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And then he would have went with a
horse.
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But a horse is too fast. He couldn't
catch a horse.
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And then he would have picked some other
bird, but then all the other birds,
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they could fly.
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So he looked around him. He seen a
turkey standing there.
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Turkey couldn't run. Turkey couldn't
fly.
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So he said, well, we'll eat this
dumbbell.
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So he grabbed a hold of the turkey,
strangled it, Brung it home to the
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they done the rest.
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Did they stuff it with gizzards?
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No, as I recall, they used corn, because
corn let them know when the turkey was
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cooked. How?
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Well, see, the corn swells up, then it
explodes, blows the rear end out of the
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bird.
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Now, before we begin, before we begin,
now, we hold everybody's attention. Now,
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before everybody digs in here, I mean,
don't you think we all ought to say
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thanksgiving, what we're thankful for?
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Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
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Well, if it's such a good idea, why
don't you open your mouth?
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Oh, oh, sure.
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Well, I'm thankful that the whole family
is together.
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Now, Steffi, you tell.
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I'm thankful for Aunt Edith and Uncle
Archie.
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And Daddy.
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Get a dollar for that.
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Now it's your turn, Archie.
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Well, I was going to say, Edith, just
what you said, but then you just said
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, you always got to jump in so fast.
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All I can add to that is that I'm glad
they got here safe and I didn't have to
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spring for the airfares.
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Now, Gloria, how about you?
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Well, I'm thankful that we could all
spend Thanksgiving together and that
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having such a good time with his
grandpa.
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Aren't you, Joe?
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No.
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That's my boy.
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Let's see.
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Wait!
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Just a minute, Edith. Just a minute. We
ain't hurting everybody yet.
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What about you there, thankless?
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Ain't you got nothing to be thankful
for?
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Yeah. I'm thankful for Ma being such a
terrific cook.
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Oh, hi. You're welcome.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. We know
that.
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But ain't you going to give thanks to,
you know, where all this come from?
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The bedroom.
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He knows damn well I want him to say
God.
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Come on, Daddy. Why don't you give up?
No, no, no, no.
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If he ain't going to give the proper
thanks to God, then I'll give it for
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But let me tell you something. This guy
here's got a hell of a lot to be
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thankful for, damn it.
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Language.
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Not just language. A lot of other
things.
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A whole lot to be thankful for. Look at
him.
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Got a beautiful little house out there
in Santa Barbara with a lovely little
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outside patio.
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Daddy, please, can't we eat?
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Please, Daddy, ain't you grateful that
he's got such a wonderful, steady, good
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-paying job?
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Oh, did
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I say something here?
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What is it? Do you know what I said?
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Do you know what I said?
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Do you know what? No, you don't know
nothing. Yes, I do.
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Why? I can't tell you.
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You ain't getting a dollar.
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Eden, Eden, Eden, what is she crying
for? All I said was that her husband had
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wonderful good pain.
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Maybe he ain't got that wonderful job no
more.
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Maybe he lost it.
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I was fired, Arch.
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I knew it the minute he walked in the
door.
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Archie, please let me. That's how he's
getting old. Ada, Ada, Ada, don't get
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excited here, will you? Don't get
excited. It ain't the end of the world.
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lost his job.
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I ain't worried about that. Hey, me, I
know what's been going on in California.
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I read the papers, eh?
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I know a lot of teachers from the fire.
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It's all because of this guy Herbert H.
Jarvis in Preparation 13.
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That's all.
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But it ain't his fault. It ain't your
fault.
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You'll get another good -paying job as a
teacher soon.
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Come on, come on.
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It's just one thing. Just one thing
before you start.
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I ain't going to hold you. I just want
to know.
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Is that the reason you got fired?
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The Jarvis thing?
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Well, I... You see a pull on his ear
there?
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Nothing's corrupted about that.
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Is that the reason?
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You ain't going to tell me, huh?
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Well, if you ain't going to tell me,
then you tell me.
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All right,
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one hunk of turkey or one dribble of
gravy is going to pass one lip here till
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get to the bottom of this. Oh, you're
acting ridiculous.
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Don't stop crying, Edith. I'm going to
throw this tray at the elephant.
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All right, go on. Put the fight back on
the tray. And then get your hands full.
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I'll just stab you right in the back of
the head.
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It's all right.
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It does now.
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Anyway, here's where these things hide a
father.
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Edith, sit down. Sit down.
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We ain't going to go out with this
dinner.
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till I get to the bottom of this whole
thing.
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Daffy, would you please take Joey
upstairs and play? We ain't gonna eat
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Come on, Joey.
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They're gonna yell at each other.
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I think the children should hear this if
it's terrible.
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All right, now, I want to hear the real
reason that you was fired.
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So, come on, get.
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Well... Don't tell him.
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Why not?
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I was fired because... Ow!
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Did you kick me?
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I was fired because I took part in a
protest march against nuclear energy,
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was... Ow!
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Ow!
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How did you do that?
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I'm sorry, Ma. I didn't mean to do that.
I meant to do this.
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Ow!
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Just a minute. Just a minute. Now
we're...
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Coming up on this thing here, Edie, now
just a minute.
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The whole world is parading against
nuclear energy and nobody gives a damn.
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They didn't care, you just for that.
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If you must know, they wanted to build a
nuclear power plant on the site of a
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nude beach and I joined the protest
march in the nude.
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Okay.
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Thank you
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