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Ho, ho, and ho.
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Hi, hi, and hi.
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All right, young lovers of learning and
short pants.
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I do love short pants.
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Yeah, guess what I love. What?
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Laughing perky redheads.
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Now, Jade, don't be a... Christmas
grunch.
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Grunch. That's my word.
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Oh, damn. Yeah, it is. It's absolutely
the end of the world.
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I don't care. I'm just going to give up
music. Just forget it. Forget
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everything.
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Ho, ho, ho.
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And jingle bells.
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Oh,
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you did it.
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I bet that jingled his bells.
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I'm sorry, but all of y 'all can just
keep the Christmas spirit to yourselves.
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Andre, you got a beef with Christmas?
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I love Christmas beef. Every year my
brother steals a chuck roast and then
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it with... Hey, hey.
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She woke me up.
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Oh, sorry, Beck.
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Certainly wouldn't want to keep you
awake during my class.
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Thanks, you're the best.
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Now, before I get my teacher on...
Andre, why the
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sour puss?
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Yeah. Why the sour puss?
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I don't really want to talk about it.
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Andre wrote a Christmas song for his
creative music class.
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And it was a really great song.
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But his teacher gave him... Don't say it
out loud!
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Okay. A D!
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I said it out loud!
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A D?
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I've always gotten A's in music. How
does a person go from an A to a D?
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Happened to me in eighth grade.
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Well,
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I'm sorry, Andre. Now, yo! Whoa, whoa,
wow, wow.
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Why Becky so sleepy?
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There's a stupid cricket in my RV, so I
can't sleep because it chirps all night
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long. So just call one of those bug
murderers. Uh, they're called
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Yeah, why sugarcoat it?
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Hey, psycho. Yes, what is it, boy?
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I have your Hollywood art.
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Secret Santa assignment.
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Oh, who am I buying a gift for this
year?
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Courtney Van Cleef?
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Oh, no, that kid's a freaky little
weirdo.
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She's my sister.
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I know.
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I don't know why your parents didn't
stop with you.
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Could I please switch Secret Santa
assignments with someone?
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Come on, please.
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Tori? Sorry, I didn't sign up for the
Secret Santa thing.
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Yeah, none of us did.
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Why not?
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Because it's stupid.
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Why should we buy gifts for random
people we don't care about?
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What's the point?
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All right.
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You kids need a big fat dose of
Christmas spirit rammed into your
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hearts.
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So there's such as your teacher. I
require you to participate in Secret
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I text you all your Secret Santa
assignments, and I expect you all to
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good, very creative gifts.
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And what if we don't?
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Whoever gives the worst gift will have
to join me on Christmas Eve for
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Christmas yodeling.
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What's Christmas yodeling? Yodeling!
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And you don't know where you are now.
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Or what it will come to if only somebody
could hear.
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When you figure out how.
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You're lost in the moment. You
disappear.
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You don't have to be afraid to put your
dream in action.
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You're never gonna fade. You'll be the
main attraction.
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Not a fantasy.
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Just remember me.
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When it turns out right.
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Cause you know.
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Okay,
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Mr. Santa Claus, let's see what you got.
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I do not need your negativity.
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Oh, yay!
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Yay what?
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Yay me?
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No, I just got a text from Psychwits. I
get to be Secret Santa.
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Be that.
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Why do I have to... You said he's not
going to change it, so just deal with
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Why don't you just deal with it? Why
don't you just deal with it?
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His heart is vibrating. How much coffee
have you drunk? A lot, like a lot. I
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don't know, like maybe seven cups, a
lot. Is there a problem?
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He's drinking coffee to stay awake at
school because of the stupid cricket
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that's keeping him up every night.
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A lot of coffee.
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Look, I don't want to be Tori's secret
Santa.
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Too bad.
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I can't help it.
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Hey, Trina, Trina. What?
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You want to see what I got Andre for his
Secret Santa gift?
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No.
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Look.
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It's a little ceramic guitar.
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I made it at Color Me Pot.
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I thought Psychwood said that your
Secret Santa gifts have to be really
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and creative.
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He did.
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Well, that's ugly and useless.
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to pretend to play it, like, no, no, no,
sorry, give me this Christmas present,
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and it's a Johnny guitar.
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Why are you walking away?
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Because I'm embarrassed for you.
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That was mean.
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Hey, Andre, Christmas bead?
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Yeah, sure.
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Wait, who made it? My brother.
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Mm -mm, nope, no thank you.
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Because last month I ate a Thanksgiving
sausage and I'm still a mess.
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Ho, ho to the ho.
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What's up?
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Hello.
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So, Mr.
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Music Man, close your eyes and get ready
for...
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A legit Secret Santa gift.
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Since when are you and Robbie friends?
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Ugh, we're not.
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I just, um, I'm making him do stuff for
me.
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And why would he agree to that?
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Because I'm pretty.
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But... It's open!
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Hey, girls!
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Hey, Robbie.
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How are the Vegas sisters doing on this
fine December evening?
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There's 20 boxes of ornaments in the
garage. Go get them.
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You said we'd have pizza first. Yeah,
changed my mind. Ornaments. Get them.
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I had some cat's Christmas beef, and I'm
kind of a mess.
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You know, she's just using you.
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I know.
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But when we're done, she might hug me,
so I'm okay with it.
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That's so sad.
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Yeah.
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I think something just moved in your
bushes outside.
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Arm right in there.
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Okay.
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It's crushing my arm!
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What? It is?
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No, just kidding.
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It feels nice.
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You're dealing with a rock.
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Anthony! Anthony!
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Come on, please!
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Andre, the reason that you got a D...
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is that your Christmas song deserved a
D.
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Okay.
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All right.
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You're the teacher, and I respect your
decision.
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Thank you.
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What is the matter with you?
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I'm sorry.
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Anthony, wait.
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I let my emotions get the best of me.
Anthony, I'm going to work on this.
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Anthony, Anthony.
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Mr. Robbie Shapiro.
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Hey, Beck.
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Let's talk Secret Santa.
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You're my secret Santa?
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Merry Christmas, Rob.
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You bought me a girl?
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No, no.
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You know how you always talk about that
bully, the one who used to beat you up
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when you were seven?
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Yeah, Christy Vicarious.
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And I hated that beefy little witch and
her mean face.
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And you always say you'd kill for just
one chance to tell her off.
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Yeah?
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Robbie?
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Christy Picard.
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You found her?
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You're Christy?
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So, you want to tell me off?
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Well, I did.
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But now you're hot.
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Maybe you kids should go to Jet Brew and
talk things over. Oh, I'm not paying
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three dollars for a cup of coffee.
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This will buy coffee and scones.
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Scones. Maybe in Canada.
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Merry Christmas, Rob.
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Ew. Your hand is sweaty.
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I know.
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Here.
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This is the most gigantic cup of coffee
they sell.
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It's not enough.
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Look, that cricket's been keeping you
awake for over a month now. Hi!
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Secret sanitizer!
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You mine or his?
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Yours. For you.
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Give it.
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Oh, my God, Kat, you did not.
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Scissors. They're special scissors.
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Okay.
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They're from a real movie.
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I cannot believe you got me these.
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What movie were they used in?
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Scissoring.
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Wait, that one about the girl who comes
back from the dead and uses a pair of
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scissors on her two best friends?
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Yep. Starting with the pretty girl.
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Oh.
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Um...
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Anyway, you guys, I'm Andre Secret
Santa, and I have, like, no clue what to
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him. Just get him a present.
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My God.
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Okay, help me, please. I don't want to
give him the worst present and then have
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to go Christmas yodeling with psychoids.
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Two words.
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I bet they won't be helpful.
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Your problem.
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I was right.
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operations go on that thing soon first
we have to flock it you you have to what
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it flock it i i don't understand this is
a flocking machine you use it to
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spray fake snow all over the tree and
that's called flocking sure is
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You. Wait!
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Do you have your new scissors with you?
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No.
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Don't be shy.
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Those are my old scissors.
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Okay, so what do you want?
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Merry Christmas.
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You're my secret Santa?
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Ho, ho.
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Ho.
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So, what's my gift? An idea for a
present to give to Andre.
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You have an idea? A perfect one.
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Awesome. Tell me.
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You just press the red button right on
top.
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Sorry.
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Please get me a flock rag.
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Hey, man.
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Hey, Beck. Yeah, hey. Hi.
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What?
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Bam! Oh.
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So you're my secret Santa. True cheers.
Open it up.
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Hey.
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You bought me a cricket?
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Nope. I caught you a cricket.
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That's the one that's been living in
your trailer keeping you up every night.
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Shut up. How did you catch him? Well,
your mom let me into your place after
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left this morning, and I used some
peanut butter to lure him into that box.
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How did you know the cricket liked
peanut butter?
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Everybody likes peanut butter.
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Is that a cricket?
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Uh -huh.
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Can I have it?
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Sure.
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Courtney, Merry Christmas from your
secret Santa.
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What'd you get?
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A cricket.
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That's hot.
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Here comes Robbie with Andre's teacher.
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Hurry, go, go.
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Check.
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Hey, Anthony.
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Hey.
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Okay, everyone, you guys know Anthony,
one of Hollywood Arts' awesome music
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teachers? Here he is, to my right.
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Well,
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earlier this week, he gave Andre Harris
a D on his Christmas song.
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Not everybody knows.
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So, we thought that you guys should hear
Andre's Christmas song and see what you
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think.
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We need suspended Christmas time.
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Christmas time.
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Maybe I was wrong about your song.
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Way wrong.
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So, now you're going to change Andre's
grade, too.
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Well... Perhaps... an A?
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An A.
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And
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when
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the gift gets... was over, Psychowitz
realized that all the children gave each
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other wonderfully creative Christmas
presents and that his gift, a used
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to an awkward young girl, was truly the
worst Christmas present of all. And so,
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on that Christmas Eve, he yodeled with
crazy strangers.
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As long as you stayed. So tell me that
you love me.
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Yeah. And tell me that I take your
breath away.
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And maybe if you take one more.
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Then I would know for sure. There's
nothing left to say.
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Tell me.
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