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Thank you.

Yes.

on the dangers of junk food didn't quite hit home. So I've agreed to help him

illustrate it in a more striking manner.

Are you sure about this?

Oh, yes.

It's for the good of the children.

First is chest pain.

I'm never eating Joppa Burger again.

Then shortness of breath.

Then comes the regular heartbeat.

until ultimately your body is damaged on the molecular level.

You all right there?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Yeah. We're never eating tofu burger for the rest of our life.

Oh, I was going to say I was, like, hungry.

Hey, kids, guess what I got for dinner.

Stop it. This food is bad for you.

What did you

think

was a health hazard?

Good thing I ordered extra ketchup.

difficult to eat healthy. It's a frame of mind. I don't know, man. Right now

really hungry and the only thing on my mind is a burger for some reason.

These commercials are everywhere.

You just have to make the right choice.

I'm too young to eat like a washed up actor pretending to live off a liquid

paleo diet for their food blog.

I thought you said you were hungry. I am, but look at these faces.

They look like they're eating shredded clown to bring color back into their

soulless, selfie -addicted lives.

Oh, hello. Welcome to Joyful... Namaste. Welcome to Health and Grains. What kind

of salad would you like?

Whatever. My standards are so low right now, I could eat the gray goop that

grows around the sink.

Hmm. This place has got more California vibes.

I don't think they serve British food.

Two regular chocolate cleansings. Salads, please, Larry.

Order up!

Hey, Larry.

First of all, I just want to say I stand with essential workers. But did you

just recycle gross burger food from next door into salads?

Well, there's a little more to it than that. We also renamed it after some

hippie poppycock.

I can't believe I'm still trying to eat healthy. I'm sorry.

Eating healthy is harder than I thought.

What am I supposed to eat?

like the names billionaires give their sons.

How about low -fat stuff, though?

Ah, they're placed with high sugar.

Chicken? Full of preservatives.

Instant noodles?

Packed with sodium.

to Elmore Shopping, that'll be $3 ,078 .99.

Are you delirious? What kind of obscene prices are these?

Well, we spent our entire budget on this single avocado.

Here, dude, you take first bite.

I'm sorry, guys, but my boss refuses to let anyone salvage unwanted food. I have

to dissolve it all.

What's with the sports drinks?

I feel sorry.

It's beautiful.

Okay, let's eat.

Hey, guys.

Larry, you can't do this.

Sadly, I can.

My boss owns the copyright for the seeds you used.

I'm so sorry.

What are we supposed to eat?

Hey, would you kids be interested in chocolate by any chance?

Is it organic?

I meant underpaid labor, harvesting cocoa beans to make chocolate.

Dude, does every single one of your bosses get their cakes by drinking the

of the mankind?

Oh, no. I've only got one boss, but, yeah.

Did you just say that one single guy owns every

restaurant, food store, animal, vegetable, seed, and apple?

of production in Elmore? Yeah, Mr.

Bilderberger. Larry, I'd like a word with your manager.

Well, it can give you his address, but you'll never get past the security

unscathed.

Larry, bring the light over, will you?

I didn't make my billions wasting money on an extravagant thing.

How did you get past my security unscathed?

We didn't. Dude, why are you in a dress?

Oh, he pays his female staff 30 % less.

Oh, you're an actual burger.

What do you want?

We want to... Shake my fist for me.

We want to know why you're poisoning everyone.

We tried everything to eat healthy, and look at us.

I don't have to explain myself.

I'm rich.

But seeing as your children and your bone marrow might come in useful, I'll

explain things in a way even poor, uneducated peasants can get.

A commercial break.

Come on down to Joyful Burger. Our food is full of joy.

It's also full of monosodium hydrogenated polyurethane glutamate oil.

pointless to resist. Who wants to read those old ingredients?

Healthy food is hard.

You want that double cheese fried chameleon. People are dumb, dumb, dumb.

Joyful burger, you know you want one.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

High health risk for the low income.

You're clearly rich enough.

Can't you stop this corporate greed?

Last year our profits tripled.

We just want something healthy to eat. Juicy Cram Crew Mr.

Burger shot! And, though, because I'm rich and completely disconnected from

society, I will gladly burn it down in the pursuit of money. Probably because

I'm inherently evil.

Or my dad was a corn dog. I don't care.

Because people are dumb, dumb, dumb.

All right, I'm bored now. Get out of my office.

I can't believe I'm about to say this, but this cheap, heartless burger man is

right.

Everyone might be clever as a person, but we're too stratospherically stupid

a people to ever get out of his traps.

Well, what are we supposed to eat if the ribs keep poisoning us?