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Done and done.

All right, America, it's going to be... Or no.

Yeah, that's fine.

Gracias.

Gracias.

Let's do it all harder, harder, harder. That's what you know, right? Yeah.

Do you guys need any water or anything before we start?

Nope.

We're going

to be sharing a lot of coffee today.

She's going to be helping us. Yeah, exactly. You were the guy who signed up

us and has a number to say.

Interesting.

Yeah, buddy.

Give him a couple minutes for everybody to join, guys.

Give him a couple minutes. Why don't you show us how you... It's not a sprint.

It's not a sprint.

Show them.

You're featuring.

This is how I dance.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Do you?

Yeah, that's it. That was it. You're getting it. You're getting it.

Yeah.

Look. Look at that.

Thank you. I just told her to.

I told her to.

That's who will do it. But it's no, because I've been eating potato chips,

because I'm like, oh, there's no animal protein here. I told her. And peanut

butter and stuff, but no.

It's yum.

Yeah, that's a Spanish doogie. Doogie? Doogie. Yeah, doogie, doogie. Oh, I've

heard that one.

Yeah? Turn around and see if she also has a booty. Oh, fuck, yeah.

They both have great booties. Yeah, because I do so much anal, it's like my

spread.

natural so no matter all the time you know all the time yes bonjour

bonjour where's everyone calling us from where are you guys from where are you

guys from go ahead say your names and i'll give you a shout out before yeah

on we want to get some shout out shout out so age likes to talk to you chicago

I call bullshit on that one. Really? I love the world.

Chile,

Illinois, Vancouver, Madison, New Zealand, England.

Oh, I love it. I know that guy.

Charlotte, North Carolina. I was just there.

No, for real. Yeah, I believe.

Okay. She believes. I believe you.

Cayman Islands.

Yeah, Sydney.

I think I know Chris.

Tucson. I think I really know him. There's always at least one guy I can

before.

Sometimes three or four.

Yeah, Horny Fox.

You're from Marseille, isn't it?

Wow.

London. London. Oh, Triple J, Triple X. He does know you.

He definitely.

I missed it. Really?

He says yes. Oh, yes, babe.

Ah.

Mike in Connecticut. Yeah, it's been a long time.

Young cat wants a kiss.

Ava comes here. Can the island handle Ava Devine? Yes. No.

I don't know.

I don't think so. I think it might go to the bottom of the sea.

I'll try.

I'll do it. Try it.

Yeah.

I think so. If they were to buy one to visit my island, I'd be like... I'm

sorry. Where would the people run to?

I can see it. Where would they hide?

There's nowhere to hide.

In the coconut trees. That's right.

I'm in the coconut.

I'll be wrapped in some coconut.

People will be hiding in the coconut trees. That's fine. I'll be fucking

That'll be so horny.

I want to be on this island.

Hey,

that would be a great movie.

Being on an island and you just...

Guys and you just going and just picking out different guys. I heard it's kind

of weak.

Have you? No, but I heard it. Can you imagine him playing?

Not on TV, it's okay.

One minute.

One minute, guys.

I know.

Sure, some asses for golf.

That's all I know.

What?

That's all you need to know.

Okay, I'll close underwater volcanic eruption.

cocksucking challenge intro first half in five, four, three, two, one.

Welcome to the March Mayhem cocksucking challenge. And I'm Joe.

By the way, only Spanish.

Oh, my beautiful. Let's go. Bridget B.

Versus the Spanish dog. Oh, God. It's a glorious day today.

It's glorious.

For all you guys at home, listen to the rules so you understand what the rules

are. You guys vote. Each of you gets one vote.

Vote until I say your name. That means your vote is recorded.

You're not allowed to vote, though.

What are you doing? We're trying to look behind you. What are you doing? We're

trying to look behind you. Now talk.

I'm the dude.

You're not allowed.

vote until there's ten minutes left.

What are they doing to me?

You vote when there's ten minutes left, guys. Not until then. You guys are the

ones who vote to decide who wins the match.

All right, don't hang out here before I blow.

One, two, three.

They're going to take me and blow.

Go ahead.

I'm the first one to ever, this is my first time.

What do I do? What do I do? Who do I go with?

It doesn't matter. Back and forth.

Oh, back and forth.

Oh,

shit. It's like that?

We'll tag team them both. Yeah, just do whatever you feel like.

You got the gift.

No, you went.

Oh.

I'm going to grab her pussy like that.

Let me scoot closer so you can get a handful.

You know you.

Oh, there she goes.

Oh my God.

Oh, that's so fucking good.

Oh, yeah, you can't suck a dick with that, Rudy. Give me an asphalt.

Oh, shit.

Oh, Jesus.

Shh, shh, shh.

What are you doing there, woman?

Just trying to get it down, Jeeper.

Where?

I'm just trying to angle it like that.

Hold it. Hold it. There we go.

Hold it. Oh, my God. Fuck you.

Oh, fuck that throat.

Is that okay? Switch!

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yes, I was there.

No, no, no.

Balls fucking thing!

Is that good, baby? Is that your phone?

Yeah.

Back so strong?

Yeah. I can't avoid me. Pass that one on. Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, fuck yes.

You're going to chill a little bit. That's good.

That's good. That's good.

That's good.

That's good. That's good.

That's good.

That's good.

Oh, God.

Fuck the pretty kids.

Fuck the pretty, fucking kids.

Oh, my God.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

They're just fucking ripping off my nuts.

Yum. Makes it wet.

Go for the ball. Take the ball. I want to take the ball.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Here we go, here we go.

Careful.

Here we go.

Amen.

I don't know.

I do, I do.

Pump that cock, baby.

Pump the cock. There you go.

That'll do it all.

Just like that.

Oh, you're a fucking man.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, let me call you.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh.

Uh -huh. Uh

-huh.

Yeah. There we go. There we go. All the way down.

All the fucking way.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, we got it.

Oh,

honey. Yeah.

Come on.

Show us how good you do.

Oh, she said she can take both.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, my God.

Come on.

There you go.

Yeah.

Chicken pox. You want chicken pox? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

There you go.

There you go.

You got enough water.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yeah, cocksucking challenge.

Oh, yes.

Yes, she's a fucking champion.

She's a fucking champion right there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Fucking crank on that cock. Crank on that motherfucker. There you go. Fucking

crank on that cock. There you go.

That's a good girl.

All over your face. Your cock all over your face. All over my face. Your cock

all over your face.

Your cock all over your face. Yeah. I love it. That's right.

I love it. All over your face. All over your

face. Yeah.

That's a good one. That's a good one.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God.

Are you stretching?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Eat that fucking dirty.

Oh, my God. That tastes good.

That tastes good.

Oh, my God. Fuck, yes.

Suck that cock just like that.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God. You're so fucking good.

Yes, you are a champion.

You're a fucking champion cock sucker.

World -class cock sucker right here.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Cock sucking at its finest.

Oh, yes.

You look good.

Get it all in there, baby.

Get it all in there. There you go.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

You kick out with the cup. You kick out with the cup.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my

God.

That's how you do it.

That's how you work that fucking car. Work that fucking car.

Work it.

Work that motherfucking car.

Work that motherfucking car.

2 -1 -1.

Yes, baby.

Let's see if I can take that. Yeah.

All right, let's get it.

Okay.

Sorry, the middle?

Yeah, get in the middle. I'm slobbering all over now.

Okay.

Do you want to get his nuts or do I get the shaft?

Teamwork.

There's some teamwork.

Okay.

Oh.

Thank you.

You just make it hard. You just make it hard. Yes, baby.

Oh, my God, it's so hard. Fuck the baby.

Fuck, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah,

put those big tits on his face, he loves.

Yeah.

Yeah, he loves those big tits.

No, tits.

Yeah,

he does.

Big tits, big eyes.

Big booty, booty, booty.

Let's go take a break.

Now's the time to ask all those questions you like to ask while the

sucking cock if they can't do that. Four in the thumb.

That's how I like it.

You four in the thumb?

I can't do one, two, three, four.

It's awesome.

Four in the thumb.

Is this like who comes first?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

that's good.

That's fucking good.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, yeah.

So fucking... Oh, my God.

Oh, Lord.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yes.

So fucking wet.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yes. Yeah.

Yeah.

That's fucking good right there.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, baby, that's fucking good.

Shit. Oh, my God.

Oh, my fucking God.

Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Oh, baby, your balls are big.

Oh, baby, your balls are fucking big.

Yeah,

I

know.

Look at all that fucking flour.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to make a pig.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

There you go.

Oh, oh.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, don't get no better than that. That's so fucking good.

Look at me, baby.

Oh, yes.

come on, come on, come on

Oh my God. Oh

my

God.

Yes.

That's it.

That's it.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. Uh

-huh.

Uh -huh. Uh -huh. Uh

-huh.

I'm going to crank that fucking dick.

I'm going to crank that motherfucking cock. I'm cranking that motherfucking

cock. I'm cranking that baby.

I'm not gonna stop.

Tap out. Tap out, bitch.

Let me get some of that fucking... Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Yeah. There we go.

Outro first half in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.

It is always very tough to take a jump on a champion. But it is very close

into the second round.

28 to 21.

Very close, folks. All totally up for grabs going into the second half.

Where anything can possibly happen.

Because we have seen many second half rallies in sports before.

Abe, anything you'd like to tell all your fans before we take a break?

I love you guys. Thank you for being so supportive of Bridget and I and loving

our show and giving us both love.

And Bridget? Come back for the second half.

All right, guys. We're going on break. America, it's break time. Just sit here

and chat with me. Okay.