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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:27,310 --> 00:00:32,630 Good evening interns, patients, and curiosity seekers. 2 00:00:33,030 --> 00:00:37,950 One of the marvels of television is its educational value. 3 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:44,349 A few years ago, only a handful of people could have witnessed this rare 4 00:00:44,350 --> 00:00:45,400 delicate operation. 5 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:52,129 Now, because of television, millions may witness this event, including the 6 00:00:52,130 --> 00:00:53,180 subject herself. 7 00:00:53,770 --> 00:00:59,529 for we are going to present her with a film of tonight's proceedings, together 8 00:00:59,530 --> 00:01:06,509 with a projector, to say nothing of a beautiful charm bracelet, each charm to 9 00:01:06,510 --> 00:01:12,070 represent a phase of the operation with replicas of each organ removed. 10 00:01:13,270 --> 00:01:19,249 Incidentally, we call our program, this is your, a sentence we don't finish 11 00:01:19,250 --> 00:01:22,310 until we see how the operation turns out. 12 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:25,810 And now, gentlemen, you may make the incision. 13 00:01:36,370 --> 00:01:39,830 Stop. This is a dramatization. 14 00:01:43,730 --> 00:01:44,810 Just a moment. 15 00:01:45,190 --> 00:01:50,690 Just a moment. We forgot the anesthetic. However, I have something here. 16 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:55,400 that will put anyone to sleep in just 60 seconds. 17 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:37,780 There's no account, Piper. 18 00:02:37,781 --> 00:02:40,739 I want you to see that it's given every courtesy. 19 00:02:40,740 --> 00:02:41,790 Certainly, sir. 20 00:02:42,720 --> 00:02:43,980 Is everything all right? 21 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:45,730 All right, sir. 22 00:02:45,731 --> 00:02:47,759 Oh, you mean in the office? 23 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:48,810 Yes, sir, perfectly. 24 00:02:48,811 --> 00:02:52,039 The counter business is a little slack, but then it usually is about now. 25 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:55,259 Well, that needn't affect our general morale, need it? Oh, it certainly need 26 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:56,179 not, sir. 27 00:02:56,180 --> 00:02:57,980 I think everyone's working at tempo. 28 00:02:58,100 --> 00:03:02,300 If not allegro, then certainly sostenuto, as we musically minded might 29 00:03:24,799 --> 00:03:26,359 Surprised at you, Miss Manners. 30 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,320 You're going to get me fired. 31 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:30,280 That's the last thing I'd want. 32 00:03:30,980 --> 00:03:33,090 Don't forget our luncheon date, 12 sharp. 33 00:03:33,091 --> 00:03:34,539 Oh, but... 34 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:43,340 Mr. 35 00:03:43,341 --> 00:03:44,539 Piper. 36 00:03:44,540 --> 00:03:46,710 Oh, good morning, Mr. Manette. Good morning. 37 00:03:49,300 --> 00:03:51,080 Uh, the usual 50s? That's right. 38 00:03:51,300 --> 00:03:53,410 Oh, make it used ones this time, will you? 39 00:03:53,530 --> 00:03:57,080 Last time you gave me new bills, they kept sticking together all night. 40 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:59,920 I found myself putting more than I wanted to into the pot. 41 00:04:00,090 --> 00:04:01,470 Pot? Yeah. 42 00:04:01,870 --> 00:04:03,410 You know, poker. 43 00:04:04,330 --> 00:04:07,710 Oh, so you're a gambler, Mr. Manette. Well, only technically. 44 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:10,510 Gamblers are guys who think money talks. 45 00:04:11,070 --> 00:04:12,750 Poker players listen to the cards. 46 00:04:13,430 --> 00:04:16,550 I make a living playing the cards against the gamblers. 47 00:04:17,170 --> 00:04:19,880 Now, don't tell me you're against gambling, Mr. Piper. 48 00:04:20,250 --> 00:04:21,370 Oh, by no means. 49 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:24,510 As long as it's within one's means, of course. 50 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:26,700 Well, I figure it's the way you're made. 51 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,520 But some people, it's sport. You know, like golf or anything else. 52 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,800 Me, I got to exercise the old cranium. 53 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:36,160 Pretty strenuous exercise it is, too. 54 00:04:36,820 --> 00:04:39,640 You got to train for it like any other exercise. 55 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:45,080 See, one of the secrets of my success is training, Mr. Piper. Is that so? 56 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,160 Most guys I do business with drink. 57 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:49,930 I don't. 58 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:53,020 Before I get in a game, I go home and sleep. 59 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,380 By the time the other guys can't tell the trays from the aces, I'm still 60 00:04:57,940 --> 00:04:59,580 And sandbagging them. 61 00:04:59,581 --> 00:05:02,799 Mr. Manette, forgive me. I don't know if you're aware of it, but we have a new 62 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:03,880 manager in the branch. 63 00:05:04,040 --> 00:05:05,090 Oh? 64 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:08,780 And, well, you know the old saying about new brooms? 65 00:05:10,020 --> 00:05:11,440 Oh, sure, I get you. 66 00:05:11,441 --> 00:05:15,079 I suggest if you want to keep your account in this bank, you'd better not 67 00:05:15,080 --> 00:05:17,360 discuss your profession quite so loudly. 68 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:18,690 Oh, I forgot. 69 00:05:19,100 --> 00:05:20,840 Might get the place a bad name, huh? 70 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,810 Thanks, Mr. Piper. 71 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,130 Miss Manor. 72 00:05:34,340 --> 00:05:38,219 Oh, yes, Mr. Piper. Would you file these, please? Put them in the vault. 73 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:39,270 you. 74 00:05:42,591 --> 00:05:44,519 All set? 75 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:45,359 Let's go. 76 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:47,160 Oh, I can't possibly, Mr. Piper. 77 00:05:47,161 --> 00:05:51,309 Mr. Farnsworth just gave me these bonds. I have to file them and return them to 78 00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,990 the vault. But we'll miss our table. 79 00:05:53,330 --> 00:05:54,710 Can't you do it after lunch? 80 00:05:54,830 --> 00:05:57,060 Well, I dare't leave them just lying around. 81 00:05:57,150 --> 00:05:58,200 Oh, is that all? 82 00:06:00,810 --> 00:06:03,210 Oh, Mr. Cranford. 83 00:06:09,610 --> 00:06:10,660 There we are. 84 00:06:10,730 --> 00:06:11,870 Safe as Fort Knox. 85 00:06:14,670 --> 00:06:15,720 Well? 86 00:06:24,409 --> 00:06:25,850 Okay. No more, Mr. 87 00:06:26,250 --> 00:06:27,300 Piper, really. 88 00:06:27,530 --> 00:06:28,580 The name is George. 89 00:06:28,581 --> 00:06:32,109 Well, that's very nice of you, but all the same, I think if you don't mind, 90 00:06:32,110 --> 00:06:33,750 just keep it Mr. Piper. 91 00:06:35,790 --> 00:06:37,350 Tell me, my dear, what's wrong? 92 00:06:37,850 --> 00:06:38,900 Wrong? 93 00:06:39,590 --> 00:06:41,270 Yes, what have you got against me? 94 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,160 Nothing. 95 00:06:43,590 --> 00:06:46,510 That is, nothing. 96 00:06:47,950 --> 00:06:50,310 I'm too old for you, is that it? 97 00:06:52,170 --> 00:06:53,690 I don't know how old you are. 98 00:06:54,830 --> 00:06:57,480 Well, let's say you'd like me better if I was younger. 99 00:06:58,670 --> 00:07:00,630 Not a matter of likes or dislikes. 100 00:07:02,470 --> 00:07:03,520 May I be honest? 101 00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:06,190 Well, isn't that what I'm asking? 102 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:10,750 Well, a girl has to look out for herself, doesn't she? 103 00:07:11,650 --> 00:07:14,730 And not that I listen to gossip, but... 104 00:07:14,731 --> 00:07:18,709 From what I hear, I'm not the first girl you've asked out from the bank, and if 105 00:07:18,710 --> 00:07:21,480 what they say is true, well, it never comes to anything. 106 00:07:21,730 --> 00:07:25,589 Oh, not that it has to, of course, but with younger men, there's always a 107 00:07:25,590 --> 00:07:30,429 that it may become serious, where, as everyone says... Who is this everyone 108 00:07:30,430 --> 00:07:31,480 keep referring to? 109 00:07:31,930 --> 00:07:34,530 Well, the girls at the bank. 110 00:07:35,210 --> 00:07:36,260 Oh, I see. 111 00:07:37,210 --> 00:07:39,680 Well, you can't expect them not to talk, can you? 112 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:46,479 Well, as I said, with a younger man, there's always a chance that they may be 113 00:07:46,480 --> 00:07:47,680 willing to take a gamble. 114 00:07:47,940 --> 00:07:48,990 Oh, my dear. 115 00:07:48,991 --> 00:07:53,039 I don't think anyone's ever been able to reproach me with being afraid of a 116 00:07:53,040 --> 00:07:56,879 gamble. As a matter of fact... Well, look who's here. George, you old so -and 117 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,260 -so. What are you doing here? 118 00:07:58,660 --> 00:08:02,480 This is my brother, Miss Manners, a fellow employee at the bank. 119 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:03,950 Oh, how very nice. 120 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:08,219 Must be quite pleasant having someone as agreeable as you around all day, Miss 121 00:08:08,220 --> 00:08:09,270 Manners. Fred. 122 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:11,659 Oh, George, I've been wanting to get a hold of you. 123 00:08:11,660 --> 00:08:13,679 I've got a proposition that might interest you. 124 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,570 Tell you what, I'll give you a call sometime this evening. 125 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,690 Nice meeting you, Miss Manners. Thank you. 126 00:08:23,460 --> 00:08:26,050 Yes, then we could have dinner and take in a picture. 127 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,490 Oh, you can't, huh? 128 00:08:30,140 --> 00:08:32,550 Well, maybe you could stop in for a drink anyway. 129 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:34,860 Just a second, Barbara. 130 00:08:36,971 --> 00:08:38,859 Who is it? 131 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:39,910 It's me, Fred. 132 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:41,300 Come on in. 133 00:08:43,270 --> 00:08:45,980 You'll have to excuse me, Barbara. I'll call you later. 134 00:08:46,450 --> 00:08:47,500 Mm -hmm. 135 00:08:47,670 --> 00:08:48,720 Bye, my dear. 136 00:08:49,350 --> 00:08:50,550 You certainly live it up. 137 00:08:51,730 --> 00:08:54,980 Well, I hope you're not going to be long. I have a date this evening. 138 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:57,440 Most every other evening, eh, Georgie boy? 139 00:08:57,441 --> 00:09:00,329 You certainly know how to pick them. That was quite a doll you were having 140 00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:01,329 with today. 141 00:09:01,330 --> 00:09:02,380 May I? 142 00:09:02,630 --> 00:09:04,190 What do you want to see me about? 143 00:09:04,191 --> 00:09:06,849 George, have you ever thought about what's going to happen to you in a few 144 00:09:06,850 --> 00:09:07,900 years' time? 145 00:09:08,570 --> 00:09:10,070 You're going to be on the shelf. 146 00:09:10,349 --> 00:09:12,370 Pensioned off, given the old buzzeroo. 147 00:09:12,590 --> 00:09:14,110 And on what, half your basic? 148 00:09:14,111 --> 00:09:18,049 Things aren't going to get any cheaper. You aren't going to stop wanting what 149 00:09:18,050 --> 00:09:19,100 you've always had. 150 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:21,929 And what you want isn't going to get cheaper. 151 00:09:21,930 --> 00:09:24,750 Food, wine, girls, particularly girls. 152 00:09:26,850 --> 00:09:28,510 Pardon my vulgarity, dear boy. 153 00:09:29,370 --> 00:09:30,420 No. 154 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:33,790 No, I won't pardon it. You are vulgar, disgustingly vulgar. 155 00:09:34,710 --> 00:09:37,960 You think I haven't faced the problem of retirement, of old age? 156 00:09:37,961 --> 00:09:42,039 I'd give anything not to have to face it, but don't worry, I'll find a way. 157 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:45,679 That's my boy, that's my Georgie boy. I always said you had it in you. Oh, shut 158 00:09:45,680 --> 00:09:49,039 up. No, no, I mean it. You may not have been in the dough, but you've always 159 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,079 lived like you were. And what you've had, they can't take away from you. 160 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,390 As for what's to come, well, that's what I want to talk to you about. 161 00:09:55,391 --> 00:09:58,579 What you need right now is the kind of investment that'll bring you in that 162 00:09:58,580 --> 00:10:02,879 extra bit of cash to make things easier for you when the... Okay, okay, put it 163 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:05,699 any way you like, but what you need is additional income. 164 00:10:05,700 --> 00:10:06,750 Am I right? 165 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:10,110 Well, boy, I've got the very thing right here. 166 00:10:10,111 --> 00:10:13,299 As nice a little proposition as I've ever had to deal with. Now, really, 167 00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:14,350 No, no, this is solid. 168 00:10:14,351 --> 00:10:17,559 Look, I've got the figures right here to prove it. 169 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,319 All that's wrong is that it's been run into the ground through sheer 170 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,020 incompetence. Now, here, look. 171 00:10:22,720 --> 00:10:23,920 Let's take a look at that. 172 00:10:28,240 --> 00:10:30,360 I can't believe it. 173 00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:33,670 How anyone could have let a fine business like this run down. 174 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:37,430 His old man built up this business. Now all he thinks he has to do is milk it. 175 00:10:38,150 --> 00:10:39,450 And boy, has he milked it. 176 00:10:39,451 --> 00:10:43,129 Not that it couldn't be put back on its feet again. And that's where we come in. 177 00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:46,450 Right now, a 50 -50 share would cost us only 10 ,000. 178 00:10:46,451 --> 00:10:50,929 10 ,000? Oh, he'd soon run that into the ground. Then we'd be able to take over 179 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:53,220 the whole shebang. Just a little maneuvering. 180 00:10:53,550 --> 00:10:57,150 And how much of the 10 ,000 are you prepared to put up? Oh, come on now, 181 00:10:57,270 --> 00:10:58,350 You know how I'm fixed. 182 00:10:58,351 --> 00:11:01,049 But you must have a nice little nest egg stowed away. 183 00:11:01,050 --> 00:11:02,230 Must I? Oh, sure. 184 00:11:02,231 --> 00:11:06,399 And if not, well, there are ways and means. I mean, a man in your position 185 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,260 all that ready cash at your disposal? 186 00:11:08,261 --> 00:11:12,279 Are you by any chance suggesting that I embezzle the bank's money? 187 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:13,959 Don't tell me you've never thought of it. 188 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,499 Well, of course I've thought of it. 189 00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,719 I'm sure a great many tellers have weighed the chances, and not one who 190 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,850 had the sense to realize that he hasn't got a chance. Okay, okay. 191 00:11:21,851 --> 00:11:24,979 Personally, I'd rather take a chance on a straightforward holdup than try to 192 00:11:24,980 --> 00:11:28,519 bamboozle the bank examiners. There isn't a trick those babies aren't onto. 193 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:29,640 All right, forget it. 194 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:32,700 Embezzlement. Oh, no. 195 00:11:33,020 --> 00:11:37,739 Really, my dear Freddy, why not blackmail? As a matter of fact, 196 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,850 and away the safest form of crime there is. 197 00:11:39,851 --> 00:11:42,719 Provided, of course, one takes reasonable precaution. You'd make a 198 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,860 blackmailer. Now, don't be impertinent. 199 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:50,859 All the same, I fancy I have certain qualities that might have proved useful 200 00:11:50,860 --> 00:11:52,880 I chosen to embark on a life of crime. 201 00:11:53,860 --> 00:11:54,910 But blackmail? 202 00:11:55,160 --> 00:11:57,330 No, I don't think so. I haven't the patience. 203 00:11:57,331 --> 00:12:00,029 You know, that's my greatest weakness, impatience. 204 00:12:00,030 --> 00:12:02,670 Something more immediate, more dramatic. 205 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:04,190 A murder, for instance. 206 00:12:04,770 --> 00:12:05,820 Yes, why not? 207 00:12:06,050 --> 00:12:07,310 Given the right subject. 208 00:12:08,030 --> 00:12:11,050 Now, this client I was telling you about. Perfect. 209 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,570 Mixes in questionable circles. 210 00:12:14,730 --> 00:12:18,590 Known to go around at night with quite large sums of money on him. 211 00:12:19,230 --> 00:12:22,250 No one likely to be seriously upset by his death. 212 00:12:22,730 --> 00:12:24,870 Well, in every way a suitable victim. 213 00:12:25,210 --> 00:12:29,469 Now... All that remains is to choose the time when he has the required amount on 214 00:12:29,470 --> 00:12:33,080 him and to dispose of the money in such a way that it could never be traced. 215 00:12:34,310 --> 00:12:35,570 Swallow it, for instance. 216 00:12:36,510 --> 00:12:38,430 You know what I would do in my position? 217 00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:42,130 I'd rent a safety deposit box at a suburban bank. 218 00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:44,090 Under a phony name, of course. 219 00:12:44,570 --> 00:12:45,620 Well, good point. 220 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:47,180 You're learning. 221 00:12:47,910 --> 00:12:51,100 But I might not be able to put the money into the box for a few days. 222 00:12:51,510 --> 00:12:55,370 So until that time, you'd put it in a sock and hide it in your dresser. 223 00:12:56,420 --> 00:12:57,470 No. 224 00:12:58,020 --> 00:13:00,370 No, I'd put it where they'd never think to look. 225 00:13:02,860 --> 00:13:04,900 Where it would become utterly invisible. 226 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,400 And where would that be, Houdini? 227 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:10,110 You tell me. 228 00:13:10,240 --> 00:13:11,920 Well, I will as soon as it comes off. 229 00:13:13,500 --> 00:13:17,170 In the meantime, you don't mind if I look somewhere else for the money, do 230 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,140 Hmm? Georgie boy? 231 00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:53,100 I'm afraid that'll only leave a couple of hundred or so on the account. 232 00:13:58,390 --> 00:13:59,440 $246 .38. 233 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,790 Hey, that's all right. 234 00:14:01,791 --> 00:14:04,669 Have you got all your accounts figured like that? 235 00:14:04,670 --> 00:14:05,720 No, no. 236 00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:10,849 I'm afraid I'll have to go to the vault for this. It's quite a large amount. 237 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:15,370 The usual fifties. Hey, why don't you rub it a little for luck, huh? 238 00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:17,250 Some of it may rub off on you. 239 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:21,660 I... I hope so, Mr. Manette. I certainly hope so. 240 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,170 Fred, 241 00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:29,259 where have you been? 242 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,310 It's I, George. 243 00:14:31,760 --> 00:14:35,430 Fred, do you remember that business proposition you talked to me about? 244 00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:37,840 Yes, well, is it still open? 245 00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:42,620 Well, I'm expecting a little windfall and I... Gambling? 246 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:44,940 Yes, in a sort of way. 247 00:14:45,220 --> 00:14:47,270 I just wanted to know if it was still open. 248 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,050 Good. 249 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:51,580 Good, then I'll let you know. 250 00:14:55,140 --> 00:15:01,660 Good evening, Mr. Manette. 251 00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:03,380 Well, good to see you, Mr. Piper. 252 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:04,820 Not so loud, please. 253 00:15:05,280 --> 00:15:07,990 You know how it is with a bank. I shouldn't be here at all. 254 00:15:08,180 --> 00:15:09,340 Oh, yeah, Mr. Newbrew. 255 00:15:09,580 --> 00:15:10,630 Come on in. 256 00:15:14,060 --> 00:15:15,440 Now, what's this all about? 257 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,990 Well, I think I overpaid you this afternoon. 258 00:15:17,991 --> 00:15:21,169 I mean, I'm short on my cash, Tally, and the bank examiner's at you first thing 259 00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:21,929 Monday morning. 260 00:15:21,930 --> 00:15:23,850 Well, let's just count it and see, huh? 261 00:15:27,070 --> 00:15:28,120 Fix yourself a drink. 262 00:15:28,890 --> 00:15:29,940 Thanks. 263 00:16:45,290 --> 00:16:48,969 Hey, you sound pretty chirpy for a Monday morning, Mr. P. Come into a 264 00:16:48,970 --> 00:16:50,610 something? Or something. 265 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,170 Good morning, Mr. Martin. Good morning. 266 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:17,640 Good morning, my dear. 267 00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:19,339 Good morning, Mr. Piper. 268 00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:22,599 How about lunch today? 269 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,880 Oh, no, I'm sorry. No, no, no, I won't take no for an answer. 270 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:32,560 Millie, there's something very important that I have to ask you. 271 00:17:32,960 --> 00:17:34,010 Very important. 272 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,980 Look... Boss wants you. Sounds important. 273 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:44,660 What's the matter, Mr. Piper? 274 00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:46,340 Nothing serious, I hope. 275 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,550 Serious? 276 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:49,980 You look so strange. 277 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:53,520 Oh, it's the thought of what I have to ask you. 278 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,050 Until lunch, then. 279 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,380 Or as they say in Italy, arrivederci. 280 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,970 I just can't believe it. I mean that it should be one of our accounts. 281 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:07,450 Oh, come in, Piper. 282 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,130 Piper, this is Sergeant Henderson from the police. 283 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:14,570 How do you do? 284 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:18,089 It seems that one of our depositors has been murdered. 285 00:18:18,090 --> 00:18:19,390 Yes, I read it in the paper. 286 00:18:22,810 --> 00:18:26,689 The name stood out because Mr. Manette always came to my station. I was just 287 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,069 about to come and tell you about it when you sent for me. 288 00:18:29,070 --> 00:18:30,150 Well, go on, Sergeant. 289 00:18:33,590 --> 00:18:36,110 What we found was a checkbook on this bank. 290 00:18:36,610 --> 00:18:39,810 The last step in it showed a check to cash for $15 ,000. 291 00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,050 The money wasn't in the apartment. 292 00:18:42,051 --> 00:18:45,809 Yes, sir. He cashed a check for that amount Friday afternoon. I gave it to 293 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:48,220 in 50s. There's only 100 or so left in the account. 294 00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:50,290 Good. Do you have the serial numbers? 295 00:18:50,710 --> 00:18:52,290 No, we don't usually note them. 296 00:18:52,291 --> 00:18:58,509 Well, at least we can establish that he left here Friday afternoon with 15 ,000 297 00:18:58,510 --> 00:18:59,560 in cash on him. 298 00:19:00,370 --> 00:19:02,720 As of now, you're the only one who knew he had it. 299 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,320 Well, I could hardly be expected not to know, could I? 300 00:19:06,321 --> 00:19:10,729 I also know of several other depositors who left the bank with large amounts of 301 00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:14,269 cash on them. Okay, okay. Now, just for the record, where were you Friday night? 302 00:19:14,270 --> 00:19:15,770 Say, between 5 p .m. and 10. 303 00:19:16,050 --> 00:19:17,410 In my apartment, reading. 304 00:19:17,411 --> 00:19:21,169 Piper here has been with the bank for more than 30 years. He has an impeccable 305 00:19:21,170 --> 00:19:24,789 record. Of course he knew that this man had the money. But if you were by the 306 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:27,729 slightest chance suggesting that Piper here might have done it, would he have 307 00:19:27,730 --> 00:19:31,520 left his checkbook there to lead you here, Sergeant? Don't get excited, Mr. 308 00:19:31,521 --> 00:19:35,119 Farnsworth. At Manette's apartment, nobody saw anything, nobody heard 309 00:19:35,120 --> 00:19:37,890 nobody left any fingerprints that shouldn't be there. 310 00:19:37,891 --> 00:19:41,339 Ballistics probably can't trace the weapon. So Mr. Piper could have done it 311 00:19:41,340 --> 00:19:42,420 as well as anyone else. 312 00:19:46,380 --> 00:19:47,430 Only he didn't. 313 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:51,410 Nobody who's been a bank teller for 30 years would leave himself that wide 314 00:19:51,411 --> 00:19:54,219 So we'll just have to go about it in the usual way. 315 00:19:54,220 --> 00:19:57,820 Pass the word around and wait till somebody starts flashing $50 bills. 316 00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,500 Thanks for the information. 317 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:06,700 Don't mention it. Sergeant, would it be possible to avoid publicity to the bank? 318 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,580 I'm sure there will be some way that we can show our appreciation. 319 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,630 There wouldn't be any way you could do that, Mr. Farnsworth. 320 00:20:24,820 --> 00:20:26,500 This is bad, Piper. This is very bad. 321 00:20:26,501 --> 00:20:29,739 We'll be blamed for having accepted an account from such a fellow. 322 00:20:29,740 --> 00:20:33,110 But it was a good account, Mr. Fonz. Not that good, Piper. Not that good. 323 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:36,860 I suppose that detective reports that I tried to bribe him. Oh, he won't. 324 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,840 Besides, they may never catch anyone. 325 00:20:38,841 --> 00:20:42,419 In that case, we just keep quiet and no one need know anything about it. Don't 326 00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:43,319 be a fool, Piper. 327 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,330 You know perfectly well that I have to report this downtown. 328 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,740 And then I've tried to explain exactly why we took this account. 329 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:55,639 You may not know this, Piper, but my name is being considered for a vice 330 00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:56,780 presidency of the back. 331 00:20:56,781 --> 00:20:59,179 Now what do you think will happen? 332 00:20:59,180 --> 00:21:02,239 Oh, come now, Mr. Farnsworth. I'm sure you're making a mountain out of a mole. 333 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,999 You think so, huh? You think they select vice presidents from among branch 334 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,079 managers whose depositors get murdered? 335 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,490 And even the way we carried it will make it worse. 336 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,380 Green goods broker. 337 00:21:11,381 --> 00:21:15,059 Yes, but you could hardly be expected to know the kind of green goods, Mr. 338 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,110 Farnsworth. 339 00:21:18,920 --> 00:21:19,970 They'll understand. 340 00:21:20,420 --> 00:21:21,470 Understand nothing. 341 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:25,250 All they'll understand is that I didn't know who I was doing business with. 342 00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,770 You, uh... 343 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:30,180 I said that he always came to your station. 344 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:35,139 Now, do you mean to tell me that there was nothing to give you an inkling about 345 00:21:35,140 --> 00:21:36,190 Manette? 346 00:21:37,220 --> 00:21:39,510 I ask you a question, I expect you to answer it. 347 00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:44,699 Well, perhaps Mr. Manette did say things now and then that may have made me 348 00:21:44,700 --> 00:21:45,750 suspicious. 349 00:21:45,751 --> 00:21:49,399 But it was a good account on the books. It was helping the branch standing, and 350 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,399 that was good for you, Mr. 351 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,450 Farnsworth. 352 00:21:51,451 --> 00:21:54,959 If I did wrong in keeping my suspicions to myself, I did it with the best of 353 00:21:54,960 --> 00:21:57,959 intentions. You know what the road to hell is paved with, don't you? 354 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:01,560 Mr. Farnsworth, I've had over 30 years' service with this company. 355 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,890 You just said it was an impeccable record. 356 00:22:04,460 --> 00:22:08,039 I've never been reprimanded. If a reprimand is called for in this case, 357 00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:10,939 ready to accept it from those who've known me much longer than you have. What 358 00:22:10,940 --> 00:22:14,199 boils down to is that you didn't report an account about which you were 359 00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:15,199 suspicious. 360 00:22:15,200 --> 00:22:18,119 And now you're standing on your record and claiming the right to make one 361 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,170 mistake, huh? 362 00:22:19,179 --> 00:22:23,279 Well, I've got news for you. I have absolutely nothing to lose and perhaps a 363 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:25,570 great deal to gain by taking decisive action. 364 00:22:28,700 --> 00:22:30,500 Send in Martinson, will you please? 365 00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:34,440 You, Piper, are fired. 366 00:22:35,160 --> 00:22:39,819 You can't do that. My record. I can't do that. We'll see about that. Come in 367 00:22:39,820 --> 00:22:40,870 here. 368 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:42,450 Yes, sir. 369 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:48,100 Martinson, as of this minute, you take over as head teller. 370 00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:51,750 Very well. 371 00:22:51,780 --> 00:22:53,140 I'll just count up. No. 372 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,200 You tally out Piper's case. 373 00:22:58,480 --> 00:22:59,560 You heard what I said? 374 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:02,380 Give him the key, Piper. 375 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:04,680 The key, Piper, the key! 376 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,720 I can now report. 377 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:20,220 that the operation was a huge success. 378 00:23:20,660 --> 00:23:23,920 Our patient now has what she wanted. 379 00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:25,680 Perfect measurements. 380 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:29,200 36, 0, 36. 381 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:32,860 So much for operation, operation. 382 00:23:33,480 --> 00:23:38,300 Now a word from you -know -who, after which I shall toddle back. 383 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,720 I'm sorry to say that after further consideration, 384 00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:49,020 The girl on whom we operated became unhappy with the results. 385 00:23:49,860 --> 00:23:53,220 She learned that two cannot live as cheaply as one. 386 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:57,040 For one thing, she had to buy a sidecar for her motorcycle. 387 00:23:57,360 --> 00:23:58,420 Things like that. 388 00:23:59,080 --> 00:24:03,779 So while she's pulling herself together, I would like to say that I shall be 389 00:24:03,780 --> 00:24:07,900 back next week with another play. Until then, good night. 390 00:24:07,950 --> 00:24:12,500 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32046

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