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[rock music]
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- Okay, this guy set his
ex-girlfriend's piano on fire.
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- That sucks,
but I got music to your ears.
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This car is parked
in front of a fire hydrant.
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- [laughs]
- hey yo!
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- Hello, beautiful.
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- Are you kidding me? A lambo.
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- Do we push it out of the way?
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- Probie, there is no more
offensive violation than
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Parking in front of a hydrant,
especially in this car.
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- You know, we legally get to
smash both the windows
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And hook the hose
up to the hydrant.
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- Yeah we do.
[chuckles]
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- Rock, paper, scissors.
Oh-oh.
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- There's too many of us.
Let's do odd finger.
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Ones and twos on throw. Ready?
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One, two, three, throw.
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- Oh, mickleberry,
you lucky son of a bitch.
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- Is it really that good?
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- Does a penguin
shit in the ice?
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- Come on.
There's something on fire.
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Let's go.
- Mickleberry, enjoy yourself.
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You'll always remember
your first time.
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- [sighs]
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[groans]
- [laughs]
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- Sorry probie, you don't have
the proper tool.
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- Yeah, there you go, cap.
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- Allow me to finish it off.
[laughter]
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- Show him how it's done, cap.
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- [groans]
- ooh, whoo!
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- [laughs]
- that made my knees buckle.
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- How'd that feel,
big boy, huh?
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- Come on, come on, come on.
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All: [moaning]
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- That is such a good doorgasm.
- Look at that.
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It was unlocked
this whole time.
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Who'd leave a car like this
unlocked?
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- Who cares?
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Anybody have a cigarette?
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[foreigner's "hot blooded"]
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- ♪ well, I'm hot-blooded ♪
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♪ check it and see ♪
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♪ I got a fever of 103 ♪
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♪ I'm hot-blooded ♪
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- Are you wearing new cologne?
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- I am wearing
something new, yes,
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But it's not cologne.
It's body spray.
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- Same thing.
- No, it's not the same thing.
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It's only cologne
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If it comes from
the cologne region of germany.
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Just like it's only champagne
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If it comes from
the champagne region of France.
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- Oh, it's like kleenex.
It's only kleenex if it
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Comes from the kleenex region
of luxembourg.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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It was in last week's wordle.
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- I didn't even realize that's
how you pronounce luxembourg.
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- Hey, look who I found.
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- Hey, it's the commiss.
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- It's finally official.
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The penisi legacy
will live forever.
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- Oh, you freezing your sperm?
[laughs]
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- Shut up, terry.
The city is naming the street
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Outside the station
after my father giuseppe
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To honor his service
as a firefighter.
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- Oh.
- It's finally certified.
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- Congratulations.
- Giuseppe penisi way. Hmm.
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They should've just gone
with penisi street.
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Am I right?
- [laughs]
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That would've been hilarious.
- Hmm.
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- Lucy, how I wish
you'd have met my father.
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- Hmm.
- Giuseppe penisi was
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So full of moral fiber,
he literally shat the truth.
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- Oh, sounds like
a hell of a party trick.
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[laughs]
- it's true though.
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Giuseppe penisi wrote
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The tacoma firefighter code.
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"as a firefighter,
I will serve the public trust
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"with honor and integrity...
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All: "and vow to always protect
tacoma's people and property
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"through the faithful
performance
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"of my duties
in the fire service."
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- Always have services for all.
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- That man lived his life
by the code.
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Unlike my jerk offspring here
who wastes his life
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Pulling moronic pranks
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And setting his
own station on fire.
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- What the hell, dad?
We were having fun.
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- I'm only kidding.
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I'm in a great mood.
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From this moment forward,
this station now resides
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At 4791 giuseppe penisi way.
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- You know, I still remember
the day he died.
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He chased me around the garden
with a bug sprayer and
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An orange peel in his mouth
and then he had a heart attack.
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- Wasn't that marlon brando
in the "godfather?"
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- Where do you think
they got it from?
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That's how cool giuseppe was.
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- Tootles.
- Learn the firefighter code.
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- One week old corn on the cob
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From buck-an-ear day
at pirate world.
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Bidding starts at $10.
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- No way! Maybe 50.
- Ten. I got it for ten.
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- Whoa. Winner.
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Ike, my friend, you may eat it.
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[all chanting: "eat it!"]
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- [laughs]
wow.
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[groans]
that looks nasty.
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[all chanting: "eat it!"]
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[cheers and groans]
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- Open wide.
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[cheering]
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He did it! Whoo.
- Yeah.
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[gags]
- all right, man.
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- Okay, guys.
This one is hot off the press.
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This is my dad's
emergency candy
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That he keeps in his wallet.
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The wrapper is dissolved
and it spends about
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Ten hours a day pressed up
against the warmth of his ass.
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Who will eat it for $20?
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- 20. I got it for 20.
Mine. It's mine.
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- Dude, have some self-respect.
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You've eaten everything today
in an opening bid.
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- It's called winning.
[laughs]
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No, I also do need to recoup
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The $20,000 I lost in
the station fire, so...
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- How's that going?
- Pretty good.
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I'm up to $16,000 now,
which is not too shabby.
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But this time I'm keeping all
my money locked in the bank.
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[chuckles]
and here comes another easy 20.
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You know what I'm saying?
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- Oh, eat it, bitch.
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- Philly, philly, foo.
All: [groaning]
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- That's literally chief's ass
in your mouth right now.
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- I'm just gonna chew it.
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- What does it taste like?
- Toothpaste and feet.
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- [gags]
- oh, I feel nauseous.
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- Man, that was gross.
- Okay.
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I have the next eat-it.
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- He always has good ones.
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- Ah, delivery for station 24.
[laughs]
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[vocalizes]
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- I don't get it.
It's just a pizza.
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- This is not just any pizza.
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When we first started playing,
I ordered this pizza.
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And then two minutes later,
I called them back
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And screamed my ass off at them
that it was taking too long.
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- Man, that thing is covered in
all sorts of bodily functions.
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- Correct.
[laughs]
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It's gonna be super gross.
- [groans]
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Hey-yo.
- Whoa, chief's on the floor.
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- [groans]
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Oh, you guys, check this out.
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The workers found this locker
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When they were doing
the rebuild.
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It was hidden inside the wall.
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- Oh, cool.
- Weird?
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- Hey, pizza.
- Oh, uh...
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- Oh, look at this.
- Chief, chief, chief.
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- I'm starving.
All: [groaning]
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- Is there vinegar on this?
- Mm.
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- I'll get back to you later.
Okay, here we go.
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Ready?
[grunts]
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- Well done.
- Drumroll please.
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- [laughs]
- wow.
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- Oh, wow.
- Whoa.
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It's a tacoma telegraph
from 1933.
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- Oh, it's like
a sports almanac from 1933.
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Cool. Yo, guys, we could use
this to bet on these games.
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You know?
- It doesn't work that way.
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- That's not what I said, cap.
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I said we could look at this
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To know the scores
of the old games.
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What, mickleberry?
- I'll tell you what though.
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This thing is cool.
It's like a time capsule.
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- What's this guy?
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- Hopefully, it's a treasure
map or something.
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- No, it's a painting.
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- Great. Art. Boring!
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- Hey, wait a second.
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Does this say, "rembrandt?"
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- Yeah, it's a rembrandt.
It's not real.
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- It seems kind of real.
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- Here's something about
a fire at...
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What's tacomoa?
- The tacoma museum of art.
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- Okay. "in 1933, a three-alarm
blaze destroyed a section
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"of the tacomoa
and several works of art,
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"including one rembrandt.
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Portrait of a man
with plumed hat."
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- Yeah and this dude
is definitely this dude here
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With the weak-ass moustache.
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- Do you think this is
a real rembrandt?
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- Holy shit,
it's right here.
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"the tacoma museum of art
caught fire yesterday.
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"many valuable pieces of art
were destroyed.
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"if not for the brave firemen
of station 24,
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Many more pieces
would've been lost."
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- Whoa, guys.
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- I think whoever owns
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This footlocker stole
this painting.
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- Well, there's got to be
a name on this footlocker.
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Let's find out who
the dirty firefighter is.
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- Yeah.
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- Holy shit.
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- Oh, my god.
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My grandfather is
the dirty firefighter
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Who stole this painting.
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- Giuseppe was a man of honor.
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I can't believe he broke
the firefighter code.
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- I can. You know how much
a rembrandt is worth?
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We're talking like
eight figures.
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- What?
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Okay, to put that into
perspective,
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My tips at the club
are one figures.
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- Says here in artistic af
that a lost da vinci painting
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Recently sold to a saudi prince
for 450 million.
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- Come on.
- Yes.
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- We could buy
our own sports cars.
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- Lucy, this is
your great grandfather
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We're talking about.
He committed a major crime.
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- Firefighter
giuseppe penisi said,
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"I turned and saw the flames
reach the man in the plumed hat
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And as the paint melted, it was
as if the man was crying."
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- Probably had the painting
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In his turnout coat
as he was lying.
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- Yeah, let's not cry over
spilled milk here, gang, okay?
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Let's sell it.
- Hey!
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No one is selling anything.
- Okay.
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- And no one is
saying anything, you got it?
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- I got it, cap.
I was...
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I wasn't the only one
who wanted to sell it.
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Why is he yelling at me?
- Devil's advocate here.
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How do you even sell
a stolen rembrandt?
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You can't exactly
list it on ebay.
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- No, we could. We could, guys.
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We could sell it at,
like, the park.
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- The park?
- Or the airport.
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I see limousines there all
the time full of rich dudes.
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Rich dudes love art. Come on.
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- Well, there's always
the dark web.
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I can help you
poke around a little.
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See if there's any interest
from the underground buyers.
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- What is the dark web?
Is it real?
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- Oh, it's real all right.
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- Everything I've heard
about the dark web
246
00:09:53,420 --> 00:09:54,960
Sounds super sketch.
247
00:09:55,090 --> 00:09:57,220
- It isn't all bad.
It's just unregulated.
248
00:09:57,230 --> 00:09:59,960
The basic principle is that
you're masking your ip address
249
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:02,030
With a vpn and using
the tor browser
250
00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:04,030
To access unpublished sites,
251
00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,770
But fair warning,
one wrong click
252
00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:08,370
And you might see horrible
things you can't unsee.
253
00:10:08,500 --> 00:10:10,900
- Will you just do it already?
- All right.
254
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,640
We're in.
- Wait. Like, in-in.
255
00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:18,510
We're in the dark web?
Oh, that was easy.
256
00:10:18,510 --> 00:10:20,050
- Yeah, now, we just decide
where we're gonna go.
257
00:10:20,180 --> 00:10:22,720
- Are there any eat-it videos?
- Hmm, let's see.
258
00:10:22,850 --> 00:10:24,050
Yeah, lots.
259
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:25,320
Oh, looks like
a whole community.
260
00:10:25,320 --> 00:10:26,250
- Oh, wow.
261
00:10:26,390 --> 00:10:28,660
Click on this one.
- Okay.
262
00:10:28,660 --> 00:10:30,660
- Oh, well, you're not
doing it right.
263
00:10:30,660 --> 00:10:31,990
That's a hamster.
- Oh.
264
00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:33,530
- [laughter]
- wait.
265
00:10:33,660 --> 00:10:35,400
Why's it on a plate?
What is happening?
266
00:10:35,530 --> 00:10:37,130
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, he's eating it.
267
00:10:37,270 --> 00:10:39,070
He's eating it alive.
- Oh, my god, no.
268
00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:41,130
[screaming]
turn it off.
269
00:10:41,270 --> 00:10:42,670
Turn it off. Turn it off.
Turn it off.
270
00:10:42,810 --> 00:10:44,400
- No more of this crap.
271
00:10:44,540 --> 00:10:46,470
The dark web is officially
banned in this station.
272
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,540
- I think it's officially
banned worldwide.
273
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:49,810
- Well, it's officially banned
here too.
274
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,610
- That's what I was gonna say!
275
00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:54,820
What the hell, man?
276
00:10:54,950 --> 00:10:56,420
- [sighs]
277
00:10:58,090 --> 00:11:00,350
- How you doing?
278
00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:01,960
- [sighs]
279
00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,890
Terry, I don't know what to do.
280
00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:05,490
- You gotta return
that painting
281
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,090
Is what you got to do.
- Yeah, if I do that,
282
00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:09,030
Everybody's gonna know
giuseppe was a thief.
283
00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,030
- On the other hand,
you return that painting,
284
00:11:11,170 --> 00:11:12,630
Everyone in the world
will know your name.
285
00:11:12,770 --> 00:11:14,500
You'll be on the cover
of ethical af magazine
286
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:16,170
In a plumed hat.
287
00:11:16,170 --> 00:11:18,170
- I appreciate you
trying to appeal to my ego,
288
00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:19,570
But this is so much
bigger than that.
289
00:11:19,710 --> 00:11:21,570
- Bigger than your ego?
Impossible.
290
00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:23,440
[laughs]
come on.
291
00:11:23,580 --> 00:11:26,580
- This'll disgrace my family,
and it'll crush my father.
292
00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:27,850
- What about this angle?
293
00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:29,380
This of all the art sex
you'll get.
294
00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:30,720
You've never done well
with the art lovers.
295
00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:31,920
- [scoffs]
please,
296
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:33,450
I've had plenty of art chicks.
297
00:11:33,590 --> 00:11:38,130
Tatianna, phoebe, imogen,
pangea, paloma, frieda,
298
00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:43,460
Boheme, aria, echo, donatella,
raphaella to name a few.
299
00:11:43,600 --> 00:11:45,130
- That's a lot.
[chuckles]
300
00:11:45,130 --> 00:11:46,670
It's like the cast
of "game of thrones."
301
00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:48,870
- You know what?
I just need time to think.
302
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,470
- Well, don't think too hard.
303
00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:52,010
I don't want you to
burn the station down again.
304
00:11:52,140 --> 00:11:53,540
- [laughs]
actually, that wasn't me.
305
00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,010
That was wolf.
306
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,010
[door shuts]
[sighs]
307
00:11:59,610 --> 00:12:01,680
- Okay.
308
00:12:01,820 --> 00:12:05,020
Captainbigballs947.
309
00:12:05,020 --> 00:12:07,690
"will consider eating
310
00:12:07,820 --> 00:12:10,490
The dead bird
if it's not too big."
311
00:12:10,630 --> 00:12:12,360
- Hey, what's wrong
with the router?
312
00:12:12,360 --> 00:12:14,630
- Hey, man.
- What are you doing, ike?
313
00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:15,900
- Oh, nothing.
Just fooling around, you know?
314
00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,760
Just watching some videos of
315
00:12:17,900 --> 00:12:20,030
Eat-it on the dark web.
316
00:12:20,170 --> 00:12:22,240
- Are you crazy?
Did you even use the vpn?
317
00:12:22,240 --> 00:12:23,970
- Yeah, dude.
I used the vpn.
318
00:12:23,970 --> 00:12:25,370
Like, is that the vpn?
319
00:12:25,510 --> 00:12:26,910
- Ike, you can't mess around
with this stuff.
320
00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:28,380
It's the wild west on there.
321
00:12:28,380 --> 00:12:29,780
- I'm not messing around,
mickleberry.
322
00:12:29,780 --> 00:12:31,040
Do you have any idea
what they're paying
323
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,250
To watch people eat stuff?
324
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:33,850
I'll make my savings back
easily.
325
00:12:33,980 --> 00:12:36,250
Look at this.
$4,000 to eat a...
326
00:12:36,390 --> 00:12:38,590
[groans] I mean,
I can't do that one, but...
327
00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,590
- Please tell me you didn't
give anyone your info.
328
00:12:40,590 --> 00:12:42,590
- No. God no.
I'm not an idiot.
329
00:12:42,730 --> 00:12:45,130
I mean, you do have to create
an account, so there's a few...
330
00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:47,530
- You added a profile pic?
- Yeah. Why? Is that bad?
331
00:12:47,660 --> 00:12:49,600
- Yeah. What's your password?
I'm scrubbing you right now.
332
00:12:49,730 --> 00:12:52,270
- Okay, okay. God.
It's the one I always use.
333
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:55,070
It's my social security number.
Super easy. Four, four...
334
00:12:55,200 --> 00:12:58,540
[buzzing]
335
00:12:58,670 --> 00:13:00,610
- Shit. Shit.
- Hey, ike.
336
00:13:00,610 --> 00:13:02,740
Someone just called the station
and asked if you were here.
337
00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:03,810
They sounded kind of weird.
338
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,280
- Oh, that's crazy.
[laughs]
339
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:08,080
- Ike, what have you done?
- What? Nothing.
340
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:13,150
[alarm blaring]
341
00:13:13,290 --> 00:13:14,560
- They found us.
342
00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,220
- That's the guy
I was messaging with.
343
00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,620
That's his profile pic.
344
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,630
[ominous music]
345
00:13:20,630 --> 00:13:21,960
- [groans]
346
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,030
- [sighs]
347
00:13:24,030 --> 00:13:27,030
[soft music]
348
00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:32,310
[sighs]
349
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,180
- What's the matter, eddie?
350
00:13:39,310 --> 00:13:41,110
You don't like-a the meatballs?
351
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,780
- Uh, they're good, grandpa.
352
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,190
- Eh, be honest.
353
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:46,590
- They're a little spicey.
354
00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:48,120
I don't want
to hurt your feelings.
355
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:52,330
- Eddie, always tell the truth
356
00:13:52,330 --> 00:13:54,600
No matter what.
357
00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:56,460
Whenever you feel lost,
358
00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:58,600
You follow the fireman's code.
359
00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:02,600
It'll never lead you astray.
Let's say it together.
360
00:14:02,740 --> 00:14:06,010
Both: "as a fireman,
I will serve the public trust
361
00:14:06,140 --> 00:14:07,940
"with honor and integrity
362
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:11,140
"and vow to always protect
tacoma's people and property
363
00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,280
"through the faithful
performance
364
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:17,350
Of my duties in
the fire service."
365
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,750
Hey, that's-a my grandson.
366
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:23,360
Hey, let's go out
into the garden
367
00:14:23,490 --> 00:14:26,230
On this ridiculously hot day,
368
00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:31,160
And I'ma chase you around.
Look at this.
369
00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:36,840
[growls and laughs]
370
00:14:36,970 --> 00:14:40,040
- [laughs]
- [growls]
371
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,040
[dramatic music]
372
00:14:45,250 --> 00:14:48,720
- [groans]
mm.
373
00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:50,650
Five second rule.
- Where'd you come from?
374
00:14:50,790 --> 00:14:52,320
- I heard the meatball
hit the floor.
375
00:14:52,320 --> 00:14:54,990
- That was fast.
- You snooze, you lose.
376
00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:56,120
It's a good meatball.
377
00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,860
- [sighs]
I got to talk to my dad.
378
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,790
[alarm blaring]
379
00:15:05,470 --> 00:15:08,140
- May I help you?
- Is ike crystal here?
380
00:15:08,270 --> 00:15:09,540
- Um...
381
00:15:12,540 --> 00:15:14,270
There's no ike crystal here.
382
00:15:14,410 --> 00:15:16,740
- I was wondering
if he'd eat this in person,
383
00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,610
If that's okay.
384
00:15:18,750 --> 00:15:21,810
It arouses me.
- What?
385
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,020
- How much?
386
00:15:23,150 --> 00:15:26,020
- How much does it arouse you?
387
00:15:26,160 --> 00:15:28,490
- No. No. How much money?
388
00:15:28,620 --> 00:15:31,420
- What's in that case?
- Oh, a puppy.
389
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:33,030
I'd figure we'd start small.
[dog whines]
390
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,630
- Oh, fuck no.
391
00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:38,830
- Dude, what the hell?
Why--get out of here, man.
392
00:15:38,830 --> 00:15:40,630
- What are you thinking?
- How much money did he say?
393
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:42,570
- He said he wanted you
to eat a puppy.
394
00:15:42,570 --> 00:15:44,100
- He must be nuts.
How much?
395
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:45,510
- He didn't say.
I didn't let him say it.
396
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,370
- I mean, what if
it's a million dollars?
397
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:48,910
I mean, I wouldn't eat a puppy.
I'm not saying that.
398
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,580
- Here. Come on.
[dog barks]
399
00:15:51,580 --> 00:15:53,580
[screams]
400
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,180
Shit. Shit. Shit!
401
00:15:57,650 --> 00:15:59,390
- Hey. How's it going?
402
00:15:59,520 --> 00:16:01,790
- Ike, this is getting scary.
403
00:16:01,790 --> 00:16:03,390
You have 2,000 messages
from people
404
00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:05,060
All around the world
wanting you to eat stuff.
405
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,390
- Wait. What?
[chuckles]
406
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:07,390
- Like this guy inviting you
407
00:16:07,530 --> 00:16:09,330
To a rhino dick dinner,
408
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,800
But it's byord.
409
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,600
- There's a lunatic outside
that wanted ike to eat puppies.
410
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,340
- Ike, this has to end now.
411
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:17,340
- I know.
That's what I was saying.
412
00:16:17,470 --> 00:16:18,810
This has to end,
like, right now.
413
00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:20,540
Hey, come on, guys.
414
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:23,140
[automatic voice]
shall we play a game?
415
00:16:23,280 --> 00:16:24,280
- Yeah, sure.
- No!
416
00:16:24,410 --> 00:16:25,880
- No!
- Sorry. I know.
417
00:16:26,010 --> 00:16:27,480
[phone buzzing]
418
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,950
Ooh, granny, fbi.
419
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,880
- The feds.
[groans]
420
00:16:31,020 --> 00:16:32,750
- Don't an--oh.
- Hello?
421
00:16:32,890 --> 00:16:34,890
- Ike crystal, this is
special agent williamson
422
00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,020
From the fbi.
You've been compromised
423
00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,690
By criminal hackers
on the dark web.
424
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,160
- Ooh, that wasn't me.
That was andy.
425
00:16:40,300 --> 00:16:41,360
The new andy who's the probie.
426
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,560
Not the old andy
'cause there's two.
427
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:43,700
I don't want you
to be confused.
428
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:45,230
- We know. We're the fbi.
429
00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:46,570
- Ah, sorry. Of course.
430
00:16:46,700 --> 00:16:48,040
- We're going to protect you,
431
00:16:48,170 --> 00:16:50,440
But you need to answer
a few questions first.
432
00:16:50,570 --> 00:16:51,570
What is your mother's
maiden name,
433
00:16:51,710 --> 00:16:53,510
In what city were you born,
434
00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:54,780
And the name of
your first pet.
435
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,180
- Chalamet, tacoma, raphael.
- Thank you, sir.
436
00:16:57,310 --> 00:16:58,580
All traces of your profile
437
00:16:58,710 --> 00:17:00,450
On the dark web
have now been deleted.
438
00:17:00,580 --> 00:17:03,320
- Oh, my god. Thank you.
Thank you so much, fbi.
439
00:17:03,450 --> 00:17:06,120
- Whoo. That was touch and go.
440
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:08,860
- I was freaking out, you guys.
I can let you know now.
441
00:17:08,990 --> 00:17:10,860
It didn't seem like it,
but I was losing my mind.
442
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:12,990
I was so scared.
[phone buzzes]
443
00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:15,860
Oh, the fbi is calling back.
444
00:17:15,860 --> 00:17:18,200
- Ike crystal, this is special
agent navarra of the fbi.
445
00:17:18,330 --> 00:17:19,600
- Okay.
- Any minute now,
446
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:22,400
You will be contacted by
a hacker from the dark web
447
00:17:22,540 --> 00:17:24,270
Impersonating the fbi.
Whatever you do,
448
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,270
Do not answer
any of their questions.
449
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,610
- [gasps]
450
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,810
- Ah, man.
Fool me once, shame on me.
451
00:17:31,950 --> 00:17:35,880
Fool--fool me twice,
two get bit by a snake.
452
00:17:41,420 --> 00:17:43,560
- You're saying
my father's a thief.
453
00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,490
- [laughs]
I know. It's hard to stomach.
454
00:17:45,490 --> 00:17:47,360
- Turkey meatballs
are hard to stomach.
455
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,960
- He stole that painting.
456
00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,830
We need to do the right thing
and give it back.
457
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:53,500
- My father's name
will be ruined.
458
00:17:53,500 --> 00:17:55,840
- But he broke
the firefighter code.
459
00:17:55,970 --> 00:17:58,970
If giuseppe penisi couldn't
follow the code that he wrote,
460
00:17:59,110 --> 00:18:01,510
Then everything I've believed
my whole life is a lie.
461
00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:05,550
- Don't you dare!
My father taught me that code.
462
00:18:07,580 --> 00:18:09,580
Destroy that painting.
463
00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:11,720
- It's worth, like,
half a billion dollars.
464
00:18:11,850 --> 00:18:13,590
- Destroy it.
465
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:17,260
And if you tell anybody
about this...
466
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:18,930
You're dead to me.
467
00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:27,730
[alarm blaring]
468
00:18:27,870 --> 00:18:28,940
- [groans]
469
00:18:31,740 --> 00:18:33,740
- You know what?
Stop right there.
470
00:18:33,740 --> 00:18:35,280
What's in that bag?
- You ike crystal?
471
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,880
- What's in the bag?
472
00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,210
- [chuckles]
473
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:39,550
It's whatever
you want it to be.
474
00:18:39,550 --> 00:18:41,020
- Tell me what it is.
475
00:18:41,150 --> 00:18:43,220
- Okay. It's a costume.
476
00:18:43,350 --> 00:18:44,680
It's a dolphin.
You beat me up,
477
00:18:44,820 --> 00:18:45,620
I go home, what's the problem?
478
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,290
- Oh, man, you know what?
479
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,350
Get the hell out of here,
all right?
480
00:18:48,490 --> 00:18:49,820
And don't come back.
- [moans]
481
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,960
- Wait, wait, wait, easy.
He's got to pay us first.
482
00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:53,760
- Okay, just let me
put this on,
483
00:18:53,760 --> 00:18:54,960
You rub my blowhole,
484
00:18:54,960 --> 00:18:56,300
You bitch-slap me
like five times,
485
00:18:56,430 --> 00:18:57,560
I'll give you 1,000 bucks.
486
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,170
- Don't do it, granny.
It's not worth it.
487
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:00,700
- Oh, actually, it's...Wait.
488
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:06,840
[moaning like dolphin chatter]
489
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:09,980
[clears throat]
thanks, guys.
490
00:19:10,110 --> 00:19:12,180
- What'd you say? 1,000?
I don't think so.
491
00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:15,720
- No, no, no.
- I mean, get out of here.
492
00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,850
You freak!
[chuckles]
493
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,450
Sorry about that, man.
I had no idea...
494
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:22,660
- Dude, what?
[beeping]
495
00:19:22,790 --> 00:19:24,190
- Someone's in
your bank account, ike.
496
00:19:24,190 --> 00:19:26,190
They're using rapid transfers
to drain your balance.
497
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:30,330
- What? This is why people hide
their money in mattresses.
498
00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,070
- It's not good.
- Come on.
499
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,730
No, no, no. What's happening?
What? No. What is this?
500
00:19:34,740 --> 00:19:37,940
Mickleberry, mickleberry,
do something!
501
00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:40,210
- I can't. Whoever this is,
he's really good.
502
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,540
I think he's north korean.
503
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,740
- Mickleberry.
504
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,550
Mickleberry, what's happening?
505
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:48,680
Is that it?
506
00:19:52,420 --> 00:19:54,690
- I'm sorry, ike.
They got it all.
507
00:19:54,820 --> 00:19:57,620
Plus, I think
you've been evicted,
508
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,760
Which really
doesn't matter because
509
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,500
You're no longer
a u.S. Citizen.
510
00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,830
- I guess I still got
my health, right?
511
00:20:03,970 --> 00:20:05,570
- But not your medical records.
512
00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,500
- That's it. We're ending this
once and for all.
513
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,840
- No, no, no, no, no.
514
00:20:09,970 --> 00:20:12,510
That was my graduation gift.
- I'm sorry, bro.
515
00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:15,640
- I was mining bitcoin
on that, man.
516
00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:19,380
- Oh, will you show me
how that works?
517
00:20:19,380 --> 00:20:22,180
When you get a new computer.
518
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:24,580
- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome
to the giuseppe penisi
519
00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:26,320
Street naming ceremony.
520
00:20:26,460 --> 00:20:27,590
Our first speaker will be
521
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,860
Captain eddie penisi jr.
522
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,390
- You all right?
523
00:20:33,530 --> 00:20:35,400
- Never been worse.
- [chuckles]
524
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:46,070
- Attention, everyone, please.
525
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:49,610
Station 24 recently
came upon some information
526
00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:52,150
Which may affect
today's ceremony.
527
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:55,880
- I'll take it from here.
528
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,220
- Dad, I'm sorry,
but I'm gonna do this.
529
00:20:58,220 --> 00:21:00,120
- I got something to say.
530
00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,030
Good afternoon.
531
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,560
The captain here
532
00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:11,100
Thinks he's about to do
the right thing,
533
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:13,630
And he is.
534
00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,140
Go ahead, son.
Open up that painting.
535
00:21:19,510 --> 00:21:21,780
This is the rembrandt painting
536
00:21:21,910 --> 00:21:26,910
That was presumed lost in
the tacomoa fire of 1933.
537
00:21:27,050 --> 00:21:29,650
As you can see,
it did not burn.
538
00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:33,390
In fact, it was stolen
539
00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:36,120
By my father,
540
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:37,590
Giuseppe penisi.
541
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,660
All: [gasping]
542
00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:42,660
- The shame this has brought
on the penisi name
543
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,660
In unbearable,
544
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:50,070
But it pales in comparison
to the pride I feel
545
00:21:50,210 --> 00:21:52,270
For my son,
546
00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,210
Edward penisi jr.
547
00:21:54,340 --> 00:21:57,480
You see,
548
00:21:57,610 --> 00:21:59,750
We came here today to celebrate
549
00:21:59,750 --> 00:22:02,350
The man I thought
was the greatest penisi,
550
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:05,490
When in fact,
551
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:08,290
The greatest penisi
552
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:12,490
Was standing right here
all along.
553
00:22:12,630 --> 00:22:14,430
I love you, eddie jr.
554
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,300
- I love you, too, dad.
555
00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,500
[applause]
556
00:22:17,630 --> 00:22:19,230
[both crying]
557
00:22:19,370 --> 00:22:20,500
[inspiring music]
558
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,570
- I did--oh, okay.
559
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:23,770
Okay, okay.
560
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,570
- Aww...
Ooh!
561
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:27,570
Okay.
562
00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:29,380
- [sobbing]
563
00:22:29,510 --> 00:22:32,310
[upbeat music]
564
00:22:34,720 --> 00:22:35,780
- [mouths words]
565
00:22:37,450 --> 00:22:38,790
[laughter]
- that's a keeper.
566
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,250
[laughter]
- yeah.
567
00:22:40,390 --> 00:22:42,590
- Look at these two guys.
[laughter]
568
00:22:42,590 --> 00:22:43,720
It's like a bromance.
- Yeah.
569
00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,460
- Whoa. There they are.
570
00:22:45,590 --> 00:22:47,530
- This is gonna be great, man.
I can't wait to look at these.
571
00:22:47,530 --> 00:22:49,130
[laughter]
572
00:22:49,130 --> 00:22:51,600
- Hi, folks.
I'm marjorie fontaine
573
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,130
With the tacoma museum of art.
574
00:22:53,270 --> 00:22:56,200
- Marjorie, it's a pleasure.
I'm captain eddie penisi.
575
00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,610
This is my father,
commissioner eddie penisi sr.
576
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,140
- How do you do?
577
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:01,680
- Captain, you don't
need an introduction.
578
00:23:01,810 --> 00:23:03,210
It's a pleasure to meet
two heroes.
579
00:23:03,350 --> 00:23:06,610
- [chuckles]
- oh, it is so beautiful.
580
00:23:06,750 --> 00:23:08,150
Thank you for returning it.
581
00:23:08,150 --> 00:23:11,020
- I wonder if there's
gonna be a reward.
582
00:23:11,020 --> 00:23:12,290
- Of course there's a reward.
583
00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:14,220
That's what happens
when you do the right thing.
584
00:23:14,220 --> 00:23:17,160
The question is how much?
- Oh.
585
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:20,030
- Um, did you guys
look at this?
586
00:23:20,030 --> 00:23:20,960
- Uh, yeah.
Quite a bit actually.
587
00:23:21,100 --> 00:23:22,360
- Yup.
588
00:23:26,430 --> 00:23:28,570
- [scoffs]
- giuseppe?
589
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:30,500
- It's a fake.
- What?
590
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:33,440
- Are you kidding me?
- Holy shit.
591
00:23:33,580 --> 00:23:36,640
- He didn't steal the painting.
592
00:23:36,780 --> 00:23:39,110
He made a copy and did this.
593
00:23:39,250 --> 00:23:41,520
It's a prank.
- [chuckles]
594
00:23:41,650 --> 00:23:44,250
Oh, yeah. Okay, well, I'll
never do the right thing again.
595
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:45,720
- I don't think that's
the takeaway here.
596
00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:46,990
- Yeah, it is.
597
00:23:46,990 --> 00:23:48,720
Although
he lost the street name,
598
00:23:48,860 --> 00:23:52,130
So I think the joke's on him.
- No.
599
00:23:52,260 --> 00:23:55,460
No. He got us.
600
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:58,400
He got us good.
601
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,930
And that's the penisi way.
602
00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:03,540
- Okay.
- Ah, he's right.
603
00:24:03,670 --> 00:24:06,210
[laughter]
604
00:24:06,340 --> 00:24:07,270
- Giuseppe.
605
00:24:07,410 --> 00:24:11,710
[laughter]
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