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The whole world is parading against nuclear energy and nobody gives a damn.

They didn't care. You just for that.

Just for that? Yes.

Oh, that's stupid.

Everybody knows that nuclear energy is going through.

As long as there are enough people like me around who loves their country, thank

God. Thank God? Let's see.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. What does loving your country

to do with being in favor of nuclear energy?

Don't you want us to be able, if it needs you to rise, to blow away the rest

the world?

I'm not too worried about that, Arch, because we can already do that many

over. We're not talking about nuclear weapons. We're talking about building a

nuclear power plant where accidents can happen, our air gets polluted, our food

gets contaminated, and our lives are endangered.

But if I ain't got no nuclear energy and I ain't got no world, where do I get

the electric to read my paper? From a lightning bug in a jelly jar?

Arch, you don't need nuclear power.

You can use solar energy or wind power.

What if I ever run out of wind?

Did you laugh?

No. No.

No. No, I ain't finished yet.

Now, listen.

No college ever fired nobody for protesting against nuclear energy. Now,

have done something worse than that.

If you must know, they wanted to build a nuclear power plant on the site of a

nude beach, and I joined the protest march in the nude.

Okay.

Don't try to calm me down. I'm gonna blow.

I thought it was bad

when he brung home a draft to share our Christmas dinner.

I thought it was bad when he went off and he had that terrible operation from

himself. It happened that to me? A little old...

Not even a friggly?

Full noodle frontity?

Full noodle frontity.

I know what he means. I'd like it better his way.

Are you asleep?

Didn't you say something?

Let's see.

Not about food, about nude.

Well, Mike, I was wondering why you

had to walk around like that.

Ma, they wanted to build a nuclear power plant.

And you thought they wouldn't build it if they seen... you naked

the only way to

join a nude march is to march nude it

had to be done we want joey to live in a

safe world we want joey to live

one day out of the year to celebrate the birth of the pilgrims.

And this guy spells it for me.

They come all the way from California to have Thanksgiving with us. Let him have

it with you.

He don't give a damn over there. It only means he can have two drumsticks.

you're not sleeping.

You can't fool me.

Oh,

my

God.

Look at that big cockroach.

I knew it. I knew it. I knew you weren't sleeping. You weren't sleeping. I

knew you weren't sleeping.

I'm sorry to wake you up, but I just wanted somebody to talk to.

Talk to the cockroach.

Please, don't go back to sleep.

Please, can't we talk? Michael, I'm so tired. I know you're tired, but I want

talk. Can't we talk?

Why don't you watch the TV for a while? That always makes you sleepy.

I'd love to watch the TV, but Joey hid the knobs.

Oh, some Thanksgiving.

Well, you got no one to blame but yourself, big mouth.

Michael, you are so childish.

I am not. You are too.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I'm not.

I

at me.

I can't whisper and I can't yell. What the hell am I supposed to do?

Shut up, which is what you should have done at the dinner table.

Honey, I'm fine.

Honey, I'm fine. Honey, I'm fine.

Honey, I'm fine.

Honey, you just need a good night's sleep.

Yeah.

I'll get the lights.

Sure, get the lights.

Just suffering from a little jet lag.

Yeah.

Here, I'll give you my pillow.

Oh, thanks. Here, let me tuck you in. Yeah, good, honey. That's a nice thing.

You'll go to sleep. You'll see you're dressed right up. Yeah, maybe so.

There. You feel better? Yeah, I feel a lot better. Oh, good.

Much more better.

Honey.

Honey, all we both need is a good night's sleep.

Yeah. I wish I could sleep.

So depressed.

We can't watch the TV. I know.

Well, if we can't sleep, and we can't watch the TV,

leaves only

one thing.

Scrabble?

Do you want to go in the kitchen?

What if Archie walks in in the middle of us?

Do you want to go down to the cellar?

Remember?

Hi.

I really, I'm sorry. I'd love to, but I just, I'm so...

You just need a good night's sleep. Yeah.

You'll feel a lot better in the morning. Yeah, right.

You're probably right. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, you usually are about these things.

Definitely.

You know, you're the best thing that ever happened to me. Oh, I know.

Now we can watch The Honeymooners.

I'm kidding.

And

they

fired him for that?

Yes.

They fired everybody who's against nuclear energy. Oh, come on. It wasn't

for that, Murray. I told you he was nude.

Didn't you understand?

I heard that.

public there with his Gentiles on parade.

That's one way to protest to the government.

Well, whatever happened to writing a letter to your congressman?

Archie, nobody ever got his picture in the newspaper by writing to his

congressman. Let me ask you something, Archie.

If you felt strongly enough about something caused an issue,

Would you lay your job on the line for us? Certainly.

No!

Well, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Well, for example, if it

was in your power to bring peace to the world by walking down Northern Boulevard

without your clothes on, would you do it?

Well, could I keep on my underwear?

Couldn't I go over to Brooklyn where nobody knows me?

Right or wrong, your son -in -law felt strongly enough about that issue to put

his entire career in jeopardy.

He blew his job, Murray.

And it wasn't in jeopardy. It was in Santa Barbara.

If I had a son -in -law like that, it would...

Risk his entire career so that his kid could live in a safer world.

That...

Well...

Well, maybe he has got guts.

But I ain't gonna eat no turkey with him.

Can I hang around?

Yeah, I need some time to...

Take out this problem.

Well, it shouldn't take long.

Well, even for me.

I gotta take a little time.

Okay. While you're thinking, I'm gonna go home.

Yeah, well, go ahead. Go ahead. I'll lock up.

Oh, uh, happy Thanksgiving.

Oh, yeah.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Whoop -dee -doo.

It's too late for that.

I want to... Because I want to tell you something.

You can never put clothes back on that picture in the newspaper.

Arch, I'm not sorry about what I did.

I'm just sorry that we're always so far apart on everything.

I lost her by Thanksgiving dinner, too.

It was a night in Turkey.

my family, myself.

Well, you could never keep your mug shut.

At least I thought you could keep your clothes on.

I'm 32 years old.

I have no job.

A wife and a child to support. I'm right back where I started.

Get out of here. You don't know what tough is.

You should have seen people back there in the Depression.

They didn't have nothing.

What do I have?

What do you got?

You got a college education there, ain't you?

You got a profession.

You got a beautiful little wife who loves you, thinks you're a hero for

up for what you believe.

You got a mother -in -law there who loves you because she don't know no

You got a wonderful little son.

You're going to grow up big and strong, take care of him in your old age.

you'd probably make a lot of money as a TV decorator or something.

But everybody loves you.

And in a pinch, even I could put up with you.

Thanks, Sox.

I said I could put up with you. I don't want to neck with you.

Listen, I lost my job once.

Gloria was about six months old. We didn't have no money. All we had was

there, nothing coming in. They turned the gas off.

My old man wasn't around, so I couldn't ask him for nothing.

Well, I mean, I could have asked him, but then the dead don't give.

So the print of the story is that...

Well, I ain't that...

Don't you grasp my meaning there?

I ain't that. I mean that while I'm here, you and yours,

you ain't never going to go hungry.

Thanks.

Take it easy. Take it easy.

Hey, look, maybe you better eat something.

Don't be hovering around eavesdropping, will you? Come on in and sit down where

everybody can see you.

If I can wear my nightie to the table.

Go ahead, as long as it ain't the torn one.

Mark, should I wake up Gloria?

Oh, she's up.

She'll be down in a minute.

Oh, I'm going to have some breath.

Yes, yes.

I'm trying to get you to say yes.

What's wrong with staying in breath?

My God, if I'd have said that word years ago, my mother would have screamed and

my father would have hit me with a shovel.

Hi, Gloria. Hi, Gloria.

Come on in.

Is it safe?

Yeah, everything's safe in here but the pipe.

We just all started attacking a bird like a bunch of dogs. How about a little

grace, huh?

Oh, yeah, a little grace.

Okay, Lord. Hey, Bunker, here again.

We give thee thanks for all of thy blessings.

And we thank thee that we can be all together and well and safe.

Amen. Amen. That was nice, aren't you?

I'm all right. Go sick him.

Hey,

Mark, any stuffing left?

Do you have any stuffing?

I'll get it. Get the cranberries, too.

Little girl, I just want to ask you one thing, you know, before we bury this

disgusting topic forever.

Well, Michael here was planning to do all that he'd done out there, you know.

You didn't know nothing about that, did you?

Well, yeah, I did.

My little girl.

That got such a decent upbringing from your mother and father there. You

your husband to go marching in a parade where everybody was naked.

How could you do that?

Because I didn't want to march alone.