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Mom, where the hell is Seahorn?

Yeah,

the Broncos are driving.

What the hell

was that?

Springs is giving Smith way too big a cushion. Smith was off prop.

Hey, Jimmy, game's on.

Sorry, are you sleeping?

I was.

Don't you want to watch a game?

No.

I thought every guy had to watch every single game like it was encoded

deep down in the male DNA.

Joey's been sick. I was up with him most of last night.

Got a cold?

Some kind of stomach thing.

He comes into my room around once. If he doesn't feel good, he throws up all

over the bed.

Oh, God.

So I change the sheets. I get us both cleaned up. He crawls back into bed with

me and pukes all over everything again.

So is he with Kim tonight?

He's with his grandmother.

How's Kim doing?

Not so good.

Is she coming back to work?

Who knows?

At least I get to spend more time with Joey.

Yeah, quality time, like last night.

Oh, man.

Where's the score?

I don't know, but I heard some groaning down there, so that can't be good.

Well, I think I'm going to go check it out.

I sure hope it's slow tonight.

That kid's killing me.

I can't believe it. First Giants game of the season, Monday night football, and

I'm stuck working.

Well, right now you're not working. You're staring at a bunch of revolving

desserts. Would you decide, please?

Is that fresh?

No.

It's three weeks old.

The way our custom is like.

What about the rice pudding?

Costco.

German chocolate cake looks good.

You recommend the German chocolate cake?

Delicious.

We'll take a piece of the Bundt cake.

Two forks.

Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure.

Check it out. I got the game taping. As soon as we're up, I head straight home.

Pop a beer, a little Pringles.

Monday night mayhem, baby.

Giants, baby.

You gonna watch the game at midnight?

Yeah, I just wish my remote could shut Dennis Miller up.

You gonna hear the score before you get home? Nope.

Somebody's going to tell you. I hear the word giants or game coming out of

anybody's mouth. I'm covering my ears.

Midnight watching a football game. It's pathetic.

What's with you tonight?

Nothing. I feel fine. You don't sound fine. What, Fred pissed you off again?

Leave it alone, all right?

Can't be your time of the month. Your uniform's too loose.

Pretty wild about Sullivan, huh?

Good for him.

You weren't upset you weren't invited?

I don't think it's a formal invitation kind of thing. Davis is going?

Yeah, well, Davis is his partner. Well, we've worked with him longer than Davis

has.

You don't even like him.

Sure I do.

Can I get some milk?

You like Sully.

I don't hate him or anything.

Oh, well, that would put you at the top of my guest list. Are you sure there's

nothing going on at home you want to talk about?

and I never would have guessed he had it in him.

Oh! Oh!

Five!

Nine!

Oh.

Hey. What are you doing?

Just look like I'm doing.

Watching TV.

Right. We're looking all over for you.

Right here.

You're getting married tomorrow.

Yeah.

So I'm your best man. I'm supposed to be showing you a wild time on your last

line of freedom. Let's go.

You're not my best man. You're a witness. There's no best man. I'm your

Friends are supposed to throw bachelor parties. Where are the Ukrainians?

The women took Tatiana out and the men are hunkered down around nickel slots.

I didn't know they had nickel plots.

I thought I was slipping away for a small private ceremony, and now I got

rooms for half of Eastern Europe on my credit card.

Can I get you something? No, thanks for on the way out.

Oh, we're not on our way out? Yes, we are, Sully. We're in Atlantic City.

You get married in less than 12 hours, and you're sitting in a bar by yourself

watching TV. It's not right. I won't allow it to happen. Let's roll.

Davis.

Listen, I'm...

I appreciate you coming all the way down here to witness the ceremony. I really

do. But I'm 44 years old. You know, I don't want to go out and get drunk and

waste a lot of cash on strippers.

Yeah, but I do.

So who's stopping you?

What?

It's tradition.

I'll bet you Tatiana's girlfriend's got a drunk.

Trying to pull the G -string off of some male stripper with her teeth.

They had tickets for the Pointer Sisters.

That's what they told you, my friend.

You're not going to let go of this, are you?

You do not want to be the only man in America to get married without a

do you?

All right. But we are going to be back by 1 a .m.

Nobody touches me.

They'll touch you. Right.

Right.

Man, I'm bored.

I like it busy.

Yeah, it's better to get it together.

This game's getting away from you. Get multiple gunshots, victim, or a taxi

a guy in a crosswalk, and the date just flies by.

I'll see if I can order up a tragedy so the shift can go by faster for you.

Come on. You don't like it more when there's something to do?

You close my apartment?

Yeah.

When are you moving in?

Some work.

What kind of work?

I don't know.

Depends on how much time I can spend over there.

You're going to fix it up yourself?

Yeah.

You ever done that before?

Man, I worked at a structurally college.

Oh, man.

You're not going to be in there for a year, maybe two. It's not going to take

that long.

Uh -huh.

I'm not planning on doing that much. The floors, the new kitchen, replace the

tile in the bathroom. It's an old building, right?

Which means you probably need all new electrical, plumbing.

It's a copper pipe or cast iron? Cast iron. You're going to have to rip the

whole thing out.

What about lead paint?

Is there any lead paint?

Adam 553, LOL, labor breathing, history of asthma, 61699, department 7,

call.

Great.

I bet you wanted to stay busy.

A granny who can't find her inhaler.

Adam 553 -616 -99, apartment 7G.

We just got all packed down in pipe.

We're going to have to redo the whole thing.

The whole thing.

It's 11 .20.

What's your point? It's 11 .20. That's my point. We get off in 10 minutes.

So?

So we answer this call. By the time we get her loaded up, drive her over to

Mercy, get back to the house, sign off. It's going to be about 1 o 'clock, if

we're lucky.

Sounds about right. Doc, doc, doc.

Come on.

It's Lean.

You know she's just lonely.

Let's tell dispatch we need gas. See if they'll hold her for the next shift.

The call came in on our shift.

So, hypothetically, You're driving behind an armored car. The back doors

open. A big bag of money falls out. It just lands right there in front of you.

You pick it up and run like hell?

Or do you turn it in?

Hello? Fire Department paramedics.

A big bag of money? It happens. I saw it on the news just a couple weeks ago.

And it has what to do with us taking this call?

$400 ,000 in unmarked bills. Do you take them or do you give them back?

You give me back.

It's probably a big cash reward or something.

Yeah, yeah.

A couple grand.

You know, the other way, if you get caught, you're going to do time.

No, you won't.

Finders keepers.

Finders keepers. It's a well -established legal principle. You find

it. Oh, yeah, yeah. I think that was one of the cornerstones of the Magna Carta.

The what?

Who is it?

The paramedics, ma 'am.

1126. Come in.

Oh, thank you so much for coming.

I haven't been feeling well. My grandfather always... Well, what seems

problem? Well, I don't know.

I feel kind of weak all over. My stomach hurts and my back, and I've been a

little dizzy.

Well, have you had plenty of fluids?

Oh, yes. Fluids, yes.

What about eating? What have you had to eat today?

Oh, my. Well, I had some toast and I had a little chicken broth earlier.

But what about a meal? You know, some vegetables, a little chicken or fish,

know, some meat. My hip hurts, too.

And I have had this ceaseless ringing in my ears all day.

I really think I need to go to the hospital.

Okay,

ma 'am.

Have to get some vitals here first, though.

CBC, Chem 7, an angiogram, maybe a clear body scan, MRI doctor.

Why don't you just take her temperature?

It's supposed to be a beautiful day tomorrow.

Indian summer.

Terrific.

Stop letting your mood bring me down.

You know why?

Because in 15 minutes from now, I'm going to be watching my boys take apart

those mile -high morons.

Hey, Boscarelli.

Yocas. A couple of us are heading over to Finn. Do you want to come along?

No, thanks.

No, thanks, guys. I've got an early morning appointment tomorrow.

Hey, uh, believe that game?

Man, the Giants. No, I don't want to know.

Shut up. What?

Shut up. He taped the game.

He's going home to watch it.

Man. What a monument.

Hey, I can't hear you. I can't feel you. Get off me. I can't hear you. I can't

feel you. Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early

light. What can I tell you?

He's kind of an idiot.

like that during the fourth quarter over at Clark's. Nearly started a riot.

Come on.

No, no, no. Don't stop now. Don't stop now, baby. Last chance.

Get married tomorrow.

Oh. You're a dead man, babes.

Anybody been to Jamaica?

Yeah, it's nice down there.

I'm thinking about making reservations in January.

Tell you what, they bought it.

Bahamas are great.

They run some great deals down in Jamaica. Two of us can fly, meal coupon,

hotel, thousand bucks.

Chamomile?

Can't get back to sleep.

Oh, well, I think we have some sleepy time around here somewhere.

This stuff works. I give it to Joey when he can't sleep.

Yeah?

It's actually Kim's idea.

How long were you guys together?

Five long years.

Oh, and Joey.

Yeah.

He's had a rough time, though.

With everything I put him through and now Kim's problems.

Is he getting any help?

I don't know.

Hope his stuff works.

Phantom box.

I'm going to catch this guy. I'm going to climb behind the engine and make him

follow behind us all night. All right, let's go. Maybe it's a real one this

time. Yeah, J -Lo cooked me breakfast this morning. Now, gentlemen.

Anybody see a fire?

Come on out where we can see, you bastards.

Put the chalk in his teeth, hey.

So good to use your tests there, though, huh?

Babe? Hey.

What are you doing?

I couldn't sleep, so I just made some hot chocolate.

What are you reading?

Those pamphlets.

Again? Yeah.

What for?

I'm trying to educate myself.

You're just making yourself crazy.

What if the biopsy was positive?

It's not.

You don't know that. Yeah, I do. Oh, really? What did you do? You called Dr.

Case? You got the results already?

You're fine.

Then why doesn't he just say it?

If it was good news, why doesn't he just call me? Why do we have to go down to

his office?

He wants to give us the good news in person.

Fred. Why can't it be that? Why the hell not?

I'm going back to bed.

We have to talk about this.

There's nothing to talk about. You're fine.

What if I'm not?

Keep your voice down. You wake the kids.

Why won't you talk about this?

Because you don't have cancer.

Kids will be up in four hours. Get some sleep.

I'm telling you, ESU is where the action is.

What's your glory of?

Stupid. Damn armor, right?

M16s. Yeah, they need that stuff because they get shot at all the time. You ever

shot an M16?

For the same money that we make.

It's for the best of the best.

It's like Special Forces. More like Special Olympics.

You guys are just jealous because there's no way you could get in. Why the

would I want to? Why? Yeah. Do you want to know why? Why would I want to get

shot at? It's hard to believe.

Yeah, what's she like, huh?

The bride.

You seen her? She's hot.

Russian. Huh.

Something. How hot?

Playboy bunny Moscow branch hot.

She's young, too.

Well, on that depressing note, I better get home to my wife.

She's Jenny Craig before photo hot.

Yeah, I better take off, too.

What are you talking about?

Where are you going?

3 .15.

Yeah, my girls will be banging around the bathroom in three hours.

You want to share a cab with Tom?

Yeah, sure.

Hey. Girl down at the end of the bar has been checking you out if you're feeling

lonely, boss.

Is that blonde?

No, the other one.

Big nose?

She's not that big.

She's been staring at you for the last half hour.

The brunette.

Yeah, there were only two girls in the entire bar.

It's three o 'clock in the morning.

You got other plans?

Knock them dead, tiger.

Good luck, said my friend.

You didn't say 7142 again, did you?

Yes, you did.

Tomorrow night I'm getting my deer rifle. I'm going to sit on one of the

across the street. I'll bring the ammo.

Jimmy. Hey, Jimmy.

Jimmy.

We got a call.

Yeah. Okay.

Where? No, now.

You've got to be kidding.

Okay. Okay.

I feel much better now.

You done?

I don't know.

Yeah.

I'm done. I'm good.

Okay, let's go.

I need to take a little high breathing.

You having a good time?

You having a good time or what? You having a good time or what, huh?

All that's important to me is you having a good time on your last night as a

single American man.

Well, you know, watching you puke on the beach is a lifelong fantasy of mine.

Yeah, I think it was the tequila.

Or the Stoli shots.

Yeah, it could have been the shots.

Or the Boilermakers.

Hi, Boilermakers.

No, it's amigo.

I shouldn't mix, I know that.

So why do I mix?

I have no clue.

Why do I mix? I don't know.

Eight hours.

Eight hours what?

So you are a married man.

Yeah?

It's wild, isn't it?

Getting married in eight hours.

Sitting out here with me.

No, that's more like sad.

So what's it feel like?

What's what feel like?

What are we talking about right now?

Your last moments as a bachelor.

Scary.

Scary? Yeah.

I never figured I'd be 44 years old when I got married.

I dated lots of people.

And I figured it was just a matter of time. But then...

Suddenly it's 20 years later and I'm still single.

I've been single a long time.

I mean, I'm kind of used to things being a certain way, you know, and not having

to ever compromise because there's only me.

That's why I'm scared.

I'm scared that I'm too old to be starting to learn all this new stuff

I haven't been listening to a word you've been saying. You sick!

You planning on having kids?

Not the honest that she would if I asked her. Yeah? Yeah.

I mean, I think I'd be a good father. I just, you know, I'm not getting any

younger. I mean, my old man was 20 years old when he had me.

I still want to be able to chase down fly balls, play some one -on -one. You

know, we're pushing 60 years old.

Can you chase down fly balls now?

Well, yeah, man. I'm scared, you know. No, you're going to be great, man.

Consider it. You're generous. You're fun to be with.

Hell, I wish I was marrying you. Hey!

No,

seriously, in all honesty, I'm never going to find anybody as perfect for me

you, so you better just give me a big old stoppy. Hey! No!

Not here on the board! No, no!

Take it in. Marry tomorrow, John Sullivan.

Don't. Don't pay any attention to him.

You're going to be fine, man. Don't be scared.

Taxi!

Taxi!

I don't think he's going to stop.

Sergei? Yeah?

What are you doing?

Playing Nintendo.

No one in your room?

Doesn't work.

I

don't

know.

Sergei, it's six in the morning.

Hey,

come on, man.

Wow,

you got up.

Mysterio woke me.

I like that robe.

You think I can keep it?

I probably have to buy it.

I know that they have Nintendo on the TV set.

Yeah, that's a great idea for kids, right? Keep them busy.

So, did you have fun last night?

Sure. I had a little too much to drink, though.

Mm -hmm. Me, too.

Here, take this.

Well,

I had so much fun.

We went to the show, and then we played crabs, and

I won.

A crab with a P.

Yeah, not much. But, you know.

And you?

What did you do?

Oh, we, uh, you know, uh, had some drinks and just kicked around.

Nothing special.

Well, wait till you see that wedding night outfit I have for you.

Oh, yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Can I have a little peek?

No. Why?

Because it's a surprise.

You know, I'm not even supposed to be seeing you right now.

It's supposed to be bad luck to see the bride before the wedding.

Yeah? Why?

I have no idea.

Oh, no thanks, guys. I'm getting breakfast when we're off. Come on.

before the shift's over.

Nothing free about it. Your house dues paid for that chow. Exactly. That's why

I'm eating before those hungry bears that show up in an hour and clean us

The Mets better step it up. The Braves are looking tough.

Give me a wake. He usually eats.

Still sleeping.

What a beautiful day.

Think I'm going to go out to the links and play nine holes.

Whew. Smells good, Billy.

Got a couple scrambling for me?

Hold that up, huh?

I'm reading that.

All at once?

Oh,

man, look at this day.

I'm out in the water on the boat. Sure.

55 minutes, fellas.

55 minutes more of nothing and we're out of here.

He's late.

Only by a few minutes.

How can he be running late already? We gotta be his first appointment.

I don't know, maybe he went to vote.

No, he just wants to make sure we know that his time is more valuable than our

time. His time probably is more valuable than our time.

The ego's on these guys.

Well, he did graduate from medical school, and we didn't.

So?

Doesn't make him any better than me.

What was that?

What? That shrug thing.

You think this guy's better than me? I didn't say that.

But that's what you were thinking.

What, are you like a mind reader now?

I'm missing work for this. You know what?

Go then.

If you don't want to wait, go.

I should.

We both should. Show this rude bastard.

Yeah, that'll really tear him up if we leave.

Come on, we're out of here.

What? We're going. Screw him. Come on.

Oh, Faith, Fred, I'm sorry I'm late. I had an early surgery that took a little

long and expected.

No problem.

How you doing?

Okay.

Kim?

Kim?

Kim?

Kim? Kim,

are you in there?

Kim, are you okay in there? I'm fine. Hang on a sec.

I called you all night. Oh, that was you? Thank you for helping me not get

sleep.

What's the matter, Mom?

Disappointed with my housekeeping skills?

I was calling you all night because Joey wanted to talk to you.

He's sick and he wanted to talk to his mother. Sick? What's the matter with

Stomach flu.

Jimmy had to work and I think Joey just wanted to talk to you. Well, where is he

now? School.

Feeling better today.

Maybe he should have stayed home another day if he was that sick.

He's okay this morning or I wouldn't have let him go.

You know, you can't just let the phone ring like that.

It scares the hell out of me.

I would have come over here last night if I hadn't had Joey.

I almost called the police.

So, um... What did you tell Joey when you couldn't reach me?

That you must have been out.

Have you been out at all?

Sure.

Yeah, where?

I go out.

You want me to help you go through some of this?

Um, no.

You probably have a lot of unopened bills in here.

Yeah, I'll get to it, thanks.

How long are you going to do that?

What?

Oh, Nathan.

Milk and sugar like always?

Are you seeing anybody?

Like who?

I don't know. A therapist.

A counselor.

A shrink.

Somebody who can help you because it's apparent that you're not going to let

anybody who cares about you help.

You know what, Mom? It's none of your damn business who I'm seeing or not

seeing. I'm sorry I didn't answer the phone last night when Joey was sick.

but I will answer it next time.

Great.

Mom, I'll see you when I see you then.

What does that mean?

I'm just saying.

What does it mean?

Removing the tumor will give us a better idea of what we're working with.

Working with? Didn't you say it was nothing?

I said it was probably nothing.

So you were wrong.

The biopsy was not encouraging.

Why can't you say you were wrong? You can't just say he's wrong.

Pleased.

So what happens if you go in and there's more than you... I'll be outside.

What? Come on, I'm not going to sit with this guy.

He's upset.

He needs some air.

on.

Just great.

Hello?

Hello?

Anybody here?

Hey. I didn't have anything, so I went out and got coffee and bagels.

You hungry?

Um, no, I gotta get to work, actually.

Oh.

Well, that was really nice, though. I thought you might be hungry.

Where are we?

My apartment?

No, no, I mean the city.

Mercer and Prince.

Wait, Soho?

You sure?

No, I really gotta go.

I will take the coffee, though.

Thanks.

Thank you.

Well, we'll be all right a little while longer without you.

It's only package delivery, right?

What is with you, huh?

I can't think.

Try to relax, huh?

Terrible. He's been giving me a lot of calls.

Hello?

Whoa, whoa, Mom?

Whoa, slow down.

No, I can't understand.

What?

No, I don't have it on. Hang on.

Mom, are you all right?

We're good, man. Relax. We have plenty of time.

You look good.

You feel good?

Nervous.

We don't need boot and ears.

Sure we do.

The buttonhole in this lapel is not even open for a plow. I'll give you a pin

for that, man.

We're over here, right? This place is like an ancient, man.

What the hell's that all about?

Somebody hit the million dollar slot.

In a bar?