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Hi, everybody.

Welcome to the third watch casual.

Hit it.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? Oh, no.

Just make up with him, Bob. Oh, come on. We got left over.

What?

What do you mean?

What?

The accident.

What?

Why? Why?

You ever see these people? Oh, hey.

Sorry. Hey.

None of mine last this long.

Let's just do that. All right. We'll be right back.

I can't hear anything out of my left ear. Can I get the General Chow's

extra crispy and a side of tostones? I know they have them. Don't tell me they

don't. Ten minutes, too, because we've got to go.

Lights,

please. Up yours.

You have to learn to clean the arms of someone who works out a lot.

Perhaps a dancer.

I once washed myself in a way that made my skin dry out.

I had to use lotion to get my skin back to normal.

All that lotion.

It costs a fortune, I can tell you.

You understand?

Not so much. You'll crackle without that lotion.

Yeah, sure.

Your skin will become like the mouth of a camel who goes across a desert without

water for years and then... Sure, sure, shut your f***ing mouth.

Camels don't need lotion.

My camel needs lotion.

Dirt. I wash my hands to get all the kibblestone bits off the tips of my

I'm not a d***, dirt.

Sure you are, dirt.

Worry of your own hand.

Hand.

Dirt.

I'm hungry.

Wow.

You want a sandwich? Sure.

We're doing everything we can, but she's too unstable for us to send in heavy

equipment.

Come on.

Get over it.

Go get over it. I mean, get, you know, deal with it.

Walk David.

Son, you're lost.

Sure, sure.

Sure, we'll be going here in just a moment. It's going to take just a couple

moments to get going in the traffic, you know.

Hold on one minute.

Sure, I just want to have my bitch reset.

Come here, my darling.

Take your fucking shirt off.

Come here.

That's my baby.

I'm putting him. You just like to watch me undress.

Talk.

Nice ass on him.

Kiss my ass.

Kiss my ass.

Okay.

The treatment.

Just what these dealers are going to get. The treatment.

I'm going to treat these guys.

Why?

Why? Well, you've had a good time with us on the gag read.

We had a lot of fun making it. I know I gagged a couple of times.

Sure. We wish you were here in Southern California with us, but since you're

not, we have to go swimming now at the beach.

Bye -bye.

Have fun. Happy gag read. Oh, Jesus, I almost fell out.

Be careful with that.

Sure.