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Good morning. Would you two care for some super freshly squeezed orange

Do these good morning vibes have anything to do with Captain Perfect's

League report?

Okay, yes.

And it is time for me to start making up for some very tiny mistakes.

You shrink your friend Gideon.

That's why I said tiny.

But now, I'm ready to be a better partner. So I made breakfast.

Ooh, cereal.

And you didn't keep all the marshmallows to yourself.

Ew,

Max, how do you burn cereal?

Okay, admittedly, cooking is not my superpower, but I can only get better,

right?

That's so true.

I'm just gonna go kick the vending machine at school and see if it drops

Come in.

Captain Perfect, would you care for some...

Freshly super -squeezed oranges?

I actually just came by to say I can't do team -building exercises today.

I've got to help my little sister, Penny. She's going through something.

Oh, what's she struggling with?

Imaginary friend?

Nail -biter?

Her imaginary friend's a nail -biter.

She wants to be a supervillain.

Oh, that's just a normal part of growing up.

Penny's a smart kid.

She's great with gadgets, but this evil phase was leading her down a dangerous

path. Or a weird path where you grow up to play dress -up with your bunny.

I play dress -up?

He just tells me what looks good.

Hey, what if I talk to Penny?

When I was a kid, I wanted to be evil.

But through my inner strength, I overcame it.

You didn't have help from anyone?

Like your whole family?

For like ten years?

Oh, yeah, Billy did help.

But seriously, I could talk to Penny and help her learn from my mistakes.

Max, if you could help Penny turn from evil, it would look great on my report

the Hero League. It's a great idea.

I'll sub for your class so you guys can spend the day together.

See? We're better partners already.

We go together like cereal and frying pans.

I just spat that out.

I come from a family of superheroes. But now my brother and sister and I are

heading to a brand new town. We're going undercover.

To try and solve our most important mission yet.

Max, thanks for agreeing to hang out with my sister today.

I'll beam her in right now.

Hey! I was about to punch your laptop.

Penny, meet Max.

He's going to teach you that being a superhero is much better than being a

supervillain. You're seriously going to force me to hang out with this boomer?

I am no boomer, okay? I got stupid high -key riz, no cap.

Can I punch him?

No. You're going to learn from him.

I'll take that boxing glove, and I'll call later to check in.

Good luck.

So, Penny, some cool Ritz gear you got there. Other than gadgets, what else are

you into?

Hatching of a planned world domination.

Normal kid stuff.

Actually, Colossal is a supervillain that my dad turned into a rabbit, so...

I spend the day with him instead?

The evil is strong in this one. Train her, I must.

Also, quiet down. I'm trying to inspire her, okay?

Now, Penny, let's, uh, kick back and talk about your issues.

Cool kid to cool kid.

Yeah, let me know when the other cool kid gets here.

super dork hey i'm no super dork and i saw you hide that stink blast by the way

oh you saw that how

because i've been doing evil ever since you were setting stink blasts off in

your diaper kit i heard you used to be a villain if you were still one

Do that again.

Hey, Phoebe. What's going on? Max is busy today, so I'm going to be your

substitute teacher.

Hey, that means we might actually learn something.

We learn stuff from Max, like... You're right, we don't learn anything.

It's starting!

What's starting?

Pizza before 8 a .m.?

My dad already vetted that.

We didn't tell you, the summer school dance is coming up.

Cool, are we going?

Yep, most people go with their friends. But some people get asked to buy their

crushes with a sweet dance -posal. I think this might be one.

Delivery for Bridget? I didn't order pizza.

Then how about coming to the summer school dance with me?

Yes!

Is there anything more magical than a dance -posal?

Yes!

and a new pair of cute shoes that make my feet hurt.

So cute you won't be able to walk for a week.

You think you're going to go with BC?

I don't know. Maybe. Why? Did you hear something?

No, not yet, but let's find out.

Hey, BC. Hey, Amy, what are you doing?

Just giving you a little shove towards love. A love shove.

Well, cut it out.

And promise me you won't ruin my first dance by getting too overly involved.

I promise I will not get too overly involved.

Good.

I will get just the right amount of involved.

Whoa! A reverse gravity slide?

I didn't think that was possible.

Lots of things are possible.

Like, I don't know, not becoming a supervillain.

Whoa. For a second there, you were almost cool.

Check out all this tech that only superheroes get to use.

Oh.

Our newest gadget. This is the stick -it -to -em, and it sticks your enemies in

place instantly.

You're nothing like my goody -goody brother.

You're... Charismatic with a streak of awesomeness?

I was gonna say less annoying.

I'll make you a deal. You quit being an evil, and I'll train you on all the

latest gadgets.

Or let me train you in evil, and I'll give you the world!

Greetings, Max.

What's up, Thunderford?

Thunderford? More like Thundernerd.

I'm not programmed to feel pain, yet that still stung.

I thought you should know that the mastermind is recruiting henchmen today

the abandoned toy factory.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to cry hot digital tears.

Well, looks like our hang will have to wait, Penny. I got a mission.

Sorry, but you can't sneak in with me to the Evil Henchmen auditions. Who said

anything about going with you?

guy just against me, oh, that kid is good.

I'm gonna miss those jeans.

Max, you need to get down to those henchmen tryouts and bring Penny back.

I know.

If Captain Perfect finds out, he's gonna give me a bad report, and our entire

undercover mission's gonna be over.

And then bring her back to see if she'll adopt me and give me a new forever

home.

I just need to sneak in there and rescue Penny, but if she knows it's me, she'll

never listen.

I do not support this.

What if I let you give me an evil makeover?

I now fully support that.

Nice job, Colosso.

I look pretty evil.

You don't even know the most evil part. Those pants don't come with a zipper.

Good luck in the bathroom.

What's up, fellas?

You guys auditioning too?

So, uh...

kickball team in high school?

Nope, good talk.

A child?

Someone get this kid out of here.

Seriously, kid, get out of here and never look back.

across the Delaware River in 1776?

Jing, please lower your hand if your answer has anything to do with zombies.

Or werewolves.

Guess you don't want to be educated.

Oh, wow, Chloe. We had no idea your sister was such a good teacher.

I thought you guys had it for our class.

That's why we're surprised.

Am I in trouble?

That depends on how you answer this question.

Are you going to go to the summer school dance?

A, no.

B, maybe. Or C, darn tootin' I am and I want to go with Chloe.

C, except for the tootin' part.

I'm just not sure how to ask her. Well, who better to help you brainstorm than

her substitute teacher and all the time big sister?

What if I ask her by putting a note in her burrito?

Or I could ask her with a danceposal.

What a good idea you just... came up with.

Come on. We got work to do.

We? Well, since you're asking for my help, okay.

Line up, recruits.

It's time to meet your new leader.

Keeper.

I'm more pumped than the time I wrestled that shark.

I wish the shark ate you.

We henchmen are going to play a vital part in the mastermind's upcoming attack

on Secret Shores.

Upcoming? Are we talking days, weeks? Any information about the attacks would

helpful. Shut your trap.

Now, there's only room for one more henchman on the team.

There's only one thought?

Yeah, Jerry exploded.

You hear that, punk?

Jerry went kablooey. Only a matter of time before that's you tooey.

The losers will be kicked out.

Now break a leg.

Hopefully each other's.

Now's your last chance to split, kid.

Yo, why do you keep talking?

What's your name?

Uh, Chuck.

Chuck Dynamite.

That's dumb.

I'm gonna call you Smudge McDumbface.

I really like Chuck Dynamite. Can it, Smudge.

You're first.

Let's see if you're still talking after getting hit with the chair.

Would you want to count to three?

Yes!

sick. Chairs are for hitting, not for sitting.

Not bad.

Take a seat.

You're up, Penny. My first chair smash?

Let's do this!

me.

I think I'm the one being asked.

I already wear that costume.

And there's my answer.

Chloe, when I'm with you, my heart skips a -

go home and never talk to anyone again.

I'm sorry.

I'm gonna need that costume back when you... Never mind, not the time.

Phoebe, what did you do?

I should have gone with the burrito.

Congratulations on completing your evil tryouts. We appreciate you choosing to

hench with us.

Now, our new henchman is... Please don't say Penny. Please don't say Penny.

Smudge!

Yes!

Feels so good to win!

Can't believe I lost to this goober.

Sorry I didn't make it, squirt.

Better luck next time. Or better yet...

Maybe quit crime and take up coding.

Hey, where are you going?

Well, since I didn't get picked, I'm gonna go slash all your tires.

You are pure evil.

We can't let you leave.

How would you like to be our first hench kid?

Yes!

I'm gonna call you Chuck Dynamite.

initiation task before you get your patch.

You two are going to destroy Splat by the Sea.

Sweet! My life of crime officially begins!

Uh,

yay crime!

This is great pity.

Call me Chuck Dynamite. I will never!

This place is locked up! Well... We gave it a shot. Let's go check out that

coding thing you were talking about.

Move it, smudge.

Let the real villain handle this.

I'll never be able to pick that lock.

Done.

That's how this day's going.

Gotta admit, you got skills, kid.

Thanks. I had to find something I was better at than my try -hard brother.

Don't even get me started about annoying perfect siblings.

Right?

I'd love to see the look of my brother's... Perfect face now.

Uh, his face? What face? I don't see a face. I gotta take this, but don't do

anything evil without me, okay?

Hey, Max.

Just checking on Penny.

Wait, why do you look like that?

Oh, this?

Um, this is just some evil henchman cosplay.

All part of the D -villain process.

Well, that's why you're the right person for this job.

Yep, we are this close to a break -in. I mean, break -through.

Gotta go talk about feelings. Don't go back. Bye.

Check it, weird beard.

Clogging up all the tubes.

To clean them? That is so evil.

No, to clog them.

Then I'm going to hack into the ordering system and send meatballs through every

tube and the... The pressure from the tubes will cause a meat explosion

destroying Splat by the Sea.

Yeah?

We can talk about decisions that could ruin your life.

I said start plugging tunes!

There's my loving and forgiving sister.

Nope, it's me, Chloe.

Well, you still got your sense of humor. That's good.

What do you want?

I want to apologize for messing up the dance for you.

And for injuring my crush?

And for injuring your crush.

I'm for renting a giant billboard saying, Chloe and B .C. forever.

I didn't do that.

No, but I bet you would have.

I don't expect you to forgive me, but I still want to make things right.

How could you possibly do that?

By allowing you to make your own memories while I stay out of it.

Except for just one more time. Come outside.

B .C. Hey, Chloe.

Yeah, Miss Thunderman.

Hi, B .C.

Right, this is where I butt out.

I'm so sorry about today.

Phoebe means well, but, you know, you were there.

I remember every painful second.

Do you think you'll be better by the dance?

Because if you go, and I could go, maybe we could go together?

Well, if I'm there, and you're there, and we're there at the same time.

So is that a yes?

It's a yes.

So, what do we do now?

Maybe you leave and I'll text you later?

Sounds good.

Phoebe, I forgive you.

Huh. Guess you really did give me some space.

No, I'm still here.

I've been really happy for you.

Thanks. And never mess with my life again.

We both know I will.

evil thing we could do. Good call.

It's time to make this lot go splat.

As soon as I press this... No, you can't.

Your brother will never forgive me.

How do you know my brother?

Uh... Because I'm not Smudge McDumbface. I'm... Max Thunderman. Also,

ow!

That dork I was supposed to hang out with?

Yep. Except for the dork part.

Hey, boss.

Smudges were in the disguise.

Who cares? So am I.

I can't let people know I'm a second grade teacher.

Listen, Penny.

If you order those meatballs, you're gonna regret it.

Trust me. I know exactly what it's like to grow up with an annoyingly perfect

sibling.

More annoying than you?

Well, that's rough.

No matter how hard I tried, I could never be a superhero like her.

So I became a supervillain.

Why'd you stop?

My family saved me before I went too far.

And they knew deep down that I was good.

I think you are, too.

No one ever understood me enough to talk to me like this before.

Thanks, Max.

Up top?

Oh, no.

We just put it in order for a hundred meg...

He was at once using my telekinesis. Take cover!

Max, that was awesome! Thanks!

If you really want to thank me, help me clean up these meatballs.

Is he some kind of soup?

Whatever he is, he's perfect for what the Mastermind is planning.

When I hit him with this microchip, I'll be able to make him do all the evil I

want.

Hey, can I borrow a stick of tomb to use on my brother at Sunday dinner?

Well, sure.

That's not evil. That's just hysterical.

Ah.

Stick of mosquitoes.

Welcome to the mastermind's new villain, Lee.