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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:30,172 That's my sister, Susan Allison Baskin. 2 00:01:30,172 --> 00:01:30,586 "The Wretch." 3 00:01:33,241 --> 00:01:35,068 See the blue robe she's wearing? 4 00:01:35,068 --> 00:01:35,620 Looks too big, eh? 5 00:01:38,068 --> 00:01:39,344 Well it's Mom's and she's gone away. 6 00:01:42,620 --> 00:01:43,793 She's wearing it because she knows 7 00:01:43,793 --> 00:01:46,344 it really, really bugs me. 8 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:48,103 - I told you, she said I could. 9 00:01:48,103 --> 00:01:49,310 But why? 10 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,172 It's too big for you anyway. 11 00:01:53,379 --> 00:01:53,862 - I'm sorry but there's nothing I can do about it. 12 00:01:53,862 --> 00:01:55,482 Now give me your plate. 13 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:56,517 - I don't want any of that guck. 14 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:00,241 Your toast is burning. 15 00:02:00,241 --> 00:02:00,793 - Oh God. 16 00:02:06,413 --> 00:02:07,793 Come on, eat it Michael! 17 00:02:07,793 --> 00:02:09,551 - No. 18 00:02:09,551 --> 00:02:10,862 - It's fruit. 19 00:02:10,862 --> 00:02:12,068 It's exactly what Mom makes and you eat that. 20 00:02:12,068 --> 00:02:12,724 - I don't want any. 21 00:02:14,103 --> 00:02:14,517 - Come on. 22 00:02:15,758 --> 00:02:17,620 Ugh. 23 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:18,413 That does it, that really does it. 24 00:02:20,206 --> 00:02:20,689 Pizza face. 25 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,000 - I can't stand him, do you hear? 26 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,034 I can't stand him. 27 00:02:37,034 --> 00:02:39,241 Everything I do is wrong. 28 00:02:39,241 --> 00:02:41,310 The food, the money, the dishes. 29 00:02:47,482 --> 00:02:49,034 Dad, are you listening to me? 30 00:02:49,034 --> 00:02:50,931 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I hear you, Suz. 31 00:02:50,931 --> 00:02:53,000 I am just too tired for all your squabbling today. 32 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:53,689 I've been up all night! 33 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:58,551 It's not easy for him either. 34 00:02:58,551 --> 00:02:59,724 With Mom gone, don't forget that. 35 00:03:01,241 --> 00:03:02,310 - What do you mean? 36 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:04,758 She's not dead, you now. 37 00:03:15,517 --> 00:03:17,068 - Hi Superman, coming to soccer practice? 38 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:19,793 - Hi, Connie. 39 00:03:24,137 --> 00:03:25,724 - Gee, what's wrong with you? 40 00:03:25,724 --> 00:03:26,137 - Nothing. 41 00:03:27,689 --> 00:03:29,034 Well, 42 00:03:29,034 --> 00:03:29,517 Suzie. 43 00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:38,172 - Look, here you're just a brother, right? 44 00:03:38,172 --> 00:03:40,275 But on the soccer field, you're a star, come on. 45 00:03:41,896 --> 00:03:44,310 - Maybe. 46 00:03:44,310 --> 00:03:46,241 Hey, did you hear the fire engines last night? 47 00:03:46,241 --> 00:03:47,620 - Are you kidding? 48 00:03:47,620 --> 00:03:49,068 I was right in the middle of the action. 49 00:03:55,172 --> 00:03:56,724 Hi, Mr. Baskin. 50 00:03:56,724 --> 00:03:59,137 Hi, Suzie, nice morning for a ride. 51 00:03:59,137 --> 00:04:00,586 - Hi, Connie. 52 00:04:00,586 --> 00:04:03,482 God, it's the human flea. 53 00:04:03,482 --> 00:04:07,448 Are you here for breakfast or are you just wiggling through? 54 00:04:07,448 --> 00:04:08,827 I'm just having some of these delicious grapes, 55 00:04:08,827 --> 00:04:09,896 if that's okay. 56 00:04:09,896 --> 00:04:11,931 - What? 57 00:04:11,931 --> 00:04:13,137 - I said, I'm just having some of these delicious grapes, 58 00:04:13,137 --> 00:04:14,034 if that's okay with you. 59 00:04:15,448 --> 00:04:18,241 - Do I have a choice? 60 00:04:18,241 --> 00:04:19,793 Connie was at a fire last night, Dad. 61 00:04:19,793 --> 00:04:21,310 - Yeah, it was fabulous. 62 00:04:21,310 --> 00:04:23,517 All started about midnight. 63 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:25,724 Half the neighborhood was there but I got the closest. 64 00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,310 - Yeah, I'll bet. 65 00:04:27,310 --> 00:04:28,758 - I was wiggling through the fireman's legs, 66 00:04:28,758 --> 00:04:31,000 the hoses spraying up all around me. 67 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,275 The guy's coming all suffocated from the smoke, 68 00:04:32,275 --> 00:04:33,206 coughing like this. 69 00:04:41,241 --> 00:04:42,689 Boy, those flames. 70 00:04:42,689 --> 00:04:43,862 You shoulda seen them. 71 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:45,275 - Where was it? 72 00:04:45,275 --> 00:04:47,172 - This old spooky house near school. 73 00:04:47,172 --> 00:04:48,620 You now, the one that whino has been sleeping in all winter. 74 00:04:51,137 --> 00:04:51,551 What's wrong with you? 75 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,379 Oh boy, 76 00:04:57,379 --> 00:04:58,000 the old spooky house. 77 00:04:59,655 --> 00:05:00,241 Outside. 78 00:05:03,517 --> 00:05:04,206 I saw one from yesterday. 79 00:05:05,896 --> 00:05:06,551 One of the whinos camps there. 80 00:05:10,275 --> 00:05:11,034 He was outside the bank. 81 00:05:12,655 --> 00:05:14,482 He was begging 82 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:15,275 but nobody was giving him anything. 83 00:05:18,689 --> 00:05:19,482 It's funny how little things you do 84 00:05:21,137 --> 00:05:21,655 can change your whole life. 85 00:05:28,310 --> 00:05:28,793 So I gave him some money, 86 00:05:31,758 --> 00:05:32,172 all that I had. 87 00:05:38,517 --> 00:05:39,344 - Shoot, soccer practice, come on! 88 00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:42,758 - Hey, hey, hey. 89 00:05:46,344 --> 00:05:48,068 Play well, eh buddy. 90 00:05:48,068 --> 00:05:48,793 Comb your hair, Michael. 91 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:49,310 - Yeah! 92 00:05:54,034 --> 00:05:56,137 Hold on! 93 00:05:56,137 --> 00:05:57,758 I wanna check and see if there are any letters from Mom! 94 00:05:57,758 --> 00:05:57,793 Hurry up! 95 00:06:05,758 --> 00:06:06,275 - Again, nothing. 96 00:06:10,448 --> 00:06:10,793 - Oops. 97 00:06:13,344 --> 00:06:14,724 Hey, you little guys. 98 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:16,379 It's dangerous around here for you. 99 00:06:16,379 --> 00:06:16,724 Whoops. 100 00:06:19,724 --> 00:06:21,655 Watch out, there's ants. 101 00:06:21,655 --> 00:06:22,758 Ants? 102 00:06:22,758 --> 00:06:24,275 There's no ants. 103 00:06:24,275 --> 00:06:25,517 - There are! 104 00:06:25,517 --> 00:06:26,310 - You're strange, Connie. 105 00:06:28,206 --> 00:06:30,103 Was that true about the fire 106 00:06:30,103 --> 00:06:31,586 or were you just trying to scare us? 107 00:06:31,586 --> 00:06:32,517 No, it's true, I swear it! 108 00:06:36,517 --> 00:06:37,931 See? 109 00:06:37,931 --> 00:06:38,517 Now do you believe me? 110 00:06:40,137 --> 00:06:40,931 - I wanna look inside. 111 00:06:40,931 --> 00:06:42,689 - No, come on. 112 00:06:42,689 --> 00:06:43,689 People died in there just a few hours ago. 113 00:06:46,241 --> 00:06:47,344 - Oh, gross. 114 00:06:49,137 --> 00:06:52,241 Why do you have to be such a slob? 115 00:06:52,241 --> 00:06:53,931 How is this supposed to be clean? 116 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:55,172 Supposed to be responsible. 117 00:06:55,172 --> 00:06:56,172 Smell that. 118 00:06:56,172 --> 00:06:56,620 - Ugh, God. 119 00:06:58,310 --> 00:06:59,689 Go on, get that out of here. 120 00:06:59,689 --> 00:07:01,344 God, Suz, 121 00:07:01,344 --> 00:07:04,206 I can't concentrate with you yap, yap, yapping away! 122 00:07:04,206 --> 00:07:05,517 You're late for school, go on, off. 123 00:07:05,517 --> 00:07:06,862 Off with you. 124 00:07:06,862 --> 00:07:07,379 - Thought I'd dress first. 125 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:10,586 Very funny. 126 00:07:10,586 --> 00:07:12,655 - Oh, it's easy to be funny in a madhouse. 127 00:07:12,655 --> 00:07:14,620 You just be normal. 128 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,034 Hey, wish me luck with the rabbit. 129 00:07:16,034 --> 00:07:17,517 - Good luck. 130 00:07:17,517 --> 00:07:17,724 - Thank you. 131 00:07:19,137 --> 00:07:20,793 - Don't fight. 132 00:07:20,793 --> 00:07:22,758 Gum out, please. 133 00:07:28,517 --> 00:07:29,482 Pick it up, don't drag it. 134 00:07:31,275 --> 00:07:33,275 Pick up the books. 135 00:07:33,275 --> 00:07:34,931 Jessica, stop running. 136 00:07:34,931 --> 00:07:35,517 See me after school. 137 00:07:37,241 --> 00:07:39,034 After school. 138 00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,862 - Look at him. 139 00:07:40,862 --> 00:07:43,448 Look at that way he sits. 140 00:07:43,448 --> 00:07:46,137 Look at the muscles rippling under the skin. 141 00:07:46,137 --> 00:07:47,034 That's anatomy. 142 00:07:49,206 --> 00:07:51,172 Every great artist knows anatomy. 143 00:07:53,862 --> 00:07:56,172 Stay there, stay there. 144 00:07:56,172 --> 00:07:58,275 Five minutes for this pose. 145 00:07:58,275 --> 00:07:59,724 Just five minutes. 146 00:07:59,724 --> 00:08:00,827 Hey, Michael. 147 00:08:05,827 --> 00:08:08,034 Did you get to the building? 148 00:08:08,034 --> 00:08:10,517 - Yeah but it's all blocked up, he can't get in. 149 00:08:10,517 --> 00:08:11,689 You know what, they say there's still bodies-- 150 00:08:11,689 --> 00:08:12,137 - Silencio! 151 00:08:17,482 --> 00:08:19,758 Look at the shadow under the belly. 152 00:08:23,172 --> 00:08:23,655 Three dimension. 153 00:08:25,517 --> 00:08:25,689 Look at him! 154 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:32,551 Up. 155 00:08:42,000 --> 00:08:44,758 That's a pig, it's not a dog! 156 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:45,206 Start again! 157 00:08:50,379 --> 00:08:52,310 Down Jim, down Jim. 158 00:08:52,310 --> 00:08:53,310 - Almost a dog, Orson. 159 00:08:54,586 --> 00:08:55,137 Almost. 160 00:08:56,862 --> 00:08:57,655 Up, Jim, up, up. 161 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:02,965 Look at him. 162 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,137 Don't use imagination. 163 00:09:06,482 --> 00:09:08,862 - I don't use imagination, Signor. 164 00:09:08,862 --> 00:09:10,172 I use the charcoal. 165 00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:12,172 - Oh, mamma mia. 166 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:13,551 That's my little sister. 167 00:09:13,551 --> 00:09:15,068 - Don't, Wong. 168 00:09:15,068 --> 00:09:15,793 I will get to you I a minute. 169 00:09:18,034 --> 00:09:20,793 Oh, beautiful, beautiful, Jennifer. 170 00:09:20,793 --> 00:09:21,413 Oh, fantastic. 171 00:09:23,965 --> 00:09:24,482 And you? 172 00:09:26,241 --> 00:09:27,068 You have done nothing. 173 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:31,896 - But, Signor, I can't do him. 174 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:33,206 He keeps sitting down. 175 00:09:33,206 --> 00:09:33,620 - Oh yeah. 176 00:09:49,482 --> 00:09:51,896 - Oh, it's scary, Signor. 177 00:09:53,517 --> 00:09:54,206 - Put it in your bedroom. 178 00:09:57,551 --> 00:09:58,241 Watch out, Mike! 179 00:10:00,241 --> 00:10:01,172 - What are these serious squiggles? 180 00:10:04,931 --> 00:10:06,172 - They're flames, Signor. 181 00:10:06,172 --> 00:10:06,586 - Flames? 182 00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:11,206 I do not see any flames on Jim. 183 00:10:12,620 --> 00:10:13,068 - I imagined them. 184 00:10:14,965 --> 00:10:17,551 - You imagined them? 185 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:19,413 You dare to imagine in my class? 186 00:10:21,482 --> 00:10:23,448 I told you a thousand times, no imagination! 187 00:10:25,034 --> 00:10:27,103 Only what you see! 188 00:10:27,103 --> 00:10:27,620 I want accuracy! 189 00:10:33,620 --> 00:10:35,172 This is accurate! 190 00:10:35,172 --> 00:10:37,620 This is the dog. 191 00:10:37,620 --> 00:10:38,758 That is rubbish! 192 00:10:42,724 --> 00:10:43,275 But, Signor. 193 00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,068 - Start again. 194 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:51,034 - If his father sells paintings 195 00:10:51,034 --> 00:10:52,275 for six thousand dollars a piece, 196 00:10:52,275 --> 00:10:52,793 what was wrong with his? 197 00:10:55,620 --> 00:10:58,137 - Let's see what you have done wrong, Wong. 198 00:10:58,137 --> 00:10:59,172 You have done wrong, Wong. 199 00:11:04,896 --> 00:11:07,137 - If you do that, Signor, 200 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:10,413 I will never come to your class again and I swear it. 201 00:11:15,344 --> 00:11:17,034 Hello there. 202 00:11:17,034 --> 00:11:17,551 Okay, Arthur, come on up. 203 00:11:20,586 --> 00:11:21,172 - Arise he said 204 00:11:22,551 --> 00:11:23,068 and 205 00:11:24,827 --> 00:11:25,206 arise I did. 206 00:11:27,862 --> 00:11:28,379 Ah. 207 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,137 - Over here we have... 208 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:39,379 "Relaxing Bird." 209 00:11:44,689 --> 00:11:45,413 Ugh. 210 00:11:49,827 --> 00:11:50,310 - "Well Dressed Bird." 211 00:11:54,241 --> 00:11:55,620 - That's amusing. 212 00:11:57,620 --> 00:11:58,000 Yes but empty. 213 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:02,172 - "Bird Singing to Cat." 214 00:12:02,172 --> 00:12:02,655 - Oh. 215 00:12:05,137 --> 00:12:05,689 Hmmmmm. 216 00:12:08,827 --> 00:12:09,724 - Thanks a lot Bunny Bugs. 217 00:12:15,103 --> 00:12:15,620 So, 218 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,758 what's wrong with my birds? 219 00:12:18,758 --> 00:12:20,000 - Oh, they're marvelous, Billy. 220 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,517 But-- 221 00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:22,862 - But my last show was a sellout. 222 00:12:22,862 --> 00:12:24,724 - Yes, yes. 223 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,172 But these I can't sell, I'm sorry. 224 00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,275 - Well, you could at least try. 225 00:12:31,655 --> 00:12:34,379 Betty's gone to Australia, her father died. 226 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,241 Do you have any idea how much money that is costing me? 227 00:12:36,241 --> 00:12:38,896 - Billy, my clients don't care about your personal problems. 228 00:12:38,896 --> 00:12:39,517 You know that. 229 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:43,448 What's that? 230 00:12:43,448 --> 00:12:44,172 - Don't, don't touch that. 231 00:12:44,172 --> 00:12:45,862 Don't touch that. 232 00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:47,310 Nobody touches anything here but me, all right, all right? 233 00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:47,862 - May I at least look at it? 234 00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,137 - Yes. 235 00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:49,655 You may. 236 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:52,103 At least look at it. 237 00:12:56,620 --> 00:12:58,000 - Hmmmm. 238 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,896 Lovely, just lovely. 239 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:00,413 That I could sell tomorrow. 240 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,379 - Well, you're not going to, it's not for sale. 241 00:13:03,379 --> 00:13:04,103 It's a birthday present. 242 00:13:05,862 --> 00:13:07,758 - At six thousand dollars for it, I'd say. 243 00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:08,793 That's four thousand dollars for you, Billy. 244 00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:13,689 - No. 245 00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:14,724 I said no and I mean no. 246 00:13:17,310 --> 00:13:18,482 - Uh oh, how're we gonna get in? 247 00:13:25,586 --> 00:13:26,724 Holy mackerel! 248 00:13:30,620 --> 00:13:30,758 You gonna try it? 249 00:13:34,275 --> 00:13:35,137 I said, are you gonna try it? 250 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,000 No, I'm gonna do it. 251 00:13:39,862 --> 00:13:40,310 I'm going around here. 252 00:13:43,103 --> 00:13:43,586 - Hey, Michael. 253 00:13:45,965 --> 00:13:46,517 Come this way, it's easier. 254 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:05,896 Ah. 255 00:14:05,896 --> 00:14:06,344 My leg, ah. 256 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:08,724 Ah. 257 00:14:12,172 --> 00:14:13,379 Hey, Michael, stop! 258 00:14:16,793 --> 00:14:19,758 Come on, Mike, please don't be so stupid. 259 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:22,034 Look, I'm sorry I suggested it, okay? 260 00:14:22,034 --> 00:14:22,551 It's suicide. 261 00:14:25,758 --> 00:14:28,275 Okay, if you're gonna be so stupid, I'm gonna leave. 262 00:14:28,275 --> 00:14:29,758 I tell you, I'm leaving right now. 263 00:14:32,896 --> 00:14:34,275 I tell you, I'm leaving. 264 00:14:55,448 --> 00:14:55,758 Mike! 265 00:14:57,551 --> 00:14:58,068 Speak to me! 266 00:15:20,275 --> 00:15:20,655 - He's not home yet. 267 00:15:23,586 --> 00:15:24,275 He's not home yet! 268 00:15:26,862 --> 00:15:27,551 What for? 269 00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,482 I told you, he's not home yet, dingy. 270 00:15:39,482 --> 00:15:40,310 - I know, he's over there. 271 00:15:42,206 --> 00:15:45,172 - Michael, get out of there. 272 00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:46,793 He can't, he's unconscientious. 273 00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:47,827 How can he be unconscientious? 274 00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:50,137 - He had a little accident. 275 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,103 - I'm getting Dad. 276 00:15:51,103 --> 00:15:52,103 No, don't. 277 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:53,827 Just help me lift him up. 278 00:15:57,310 --> 00:15:59,275 - Where am I? 279 00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:01,310 - It's okay, son, you're home now. 280 00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,517 - I phoned the hospital. 281 00:16:02,517 --> 00:16:04,482 Doctors don't make house calls. 282 00:16:04,482 --> 00:16:07,551 - Oh great, the kid could be dying for all they care. 283 00:16:07,551 --> 00:16:08,931 - Am I dying? 284 00:16:08,931 --> 00:16:11,413 - No, you look pretty much alive to me, kiddo. 285 00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:13,344 So what happened to you? 286 00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:14,551 - I don't remember. 287 00:16:16,103 --> 00:16:17,620 Except for... 288 00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:27,275 Connie and I were going to the burnt up mansion. 289 00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:29,586 - Darn you, Conrad, that's just what I thought. 290 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:31,206 - No, I tried to stop him for the longest time. 291 00:16:31,206 --> 00:16:33,551 - Stop him from what? 292 00:16:33,551 --> 00:16:34,896 - Remember this morning I told you about the fire 293 00:16:34,896 --> 00:16:36,931 and you got angry at me about the whinos? 294 00:16:36,931 --> 00:16:38,724 Well he went to see it too 295 00:16:38,724 --> 00:16:40,482 but we were late for soccer practice 296 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,551 and said after school hoping you'd forget 297 00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:45,172 but then in art class it all got started again. 298 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,896 What got started again? 299 00:16:46,896 --> 00:16:48,379 - About us going to the fire 300 00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:49,689 and when we got there, 301 00:16:49,689 --> 00:16:52,448 one of us had the idea of looking inside. 302 00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,620 When I tried I said, "Hey, stop, it's suicide." 303 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,206 But he said there were still survivors. 304 00:16:56,206 --> 00:16:57,689 And I said I was leaving 305 00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:59,758 but when he didn't leave, I didn't leave. 306 00:16:59,758 --> 00:17:02,275 So he got to the window and he saw something. 307 00:17:02,275 --> 00:17:03,137 But what did he see? 308 00:17:07,103 --> 00:17:07,586 - I don't remember. 309 00:17:09,275 --> 00:17:10,793 - Poor thing. 310 00:17:10,793 --> 00:17:11,758 He's got a bad case of amnesia. 311 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:16,586 - Hey, you're a lucky boy. 312 00:17:16,586 --> 00:17:18,551 You've had yourself some sort of extraordinary fright. 313 00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:20,310 But just think, 314 00:17:20,310 --> 00:17:21,724 people pay good money for a fright at the movies 315 00:17:21,724 --> 00:17:23,000 and you got yourself one for free. 316 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:23,793 Right? 317 00:17:23,793 --> 00:17:24,862 Yeah. 318 00:17:24,862 --> 00:17:25,241 - We'll see you later, Conrad. 319 00:17:29,137 --> 00:17:30,655 - Will he be at school tomorrow? 320 00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:31,482 Of course. 321 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:31,793 - Scat! 322 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,310 How's he sleeping? 323 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,551 - Fine, but I found the cat 324 00:17:42,551 --> 00:17:44,931 curled up on his head like a fur hat. 325 00:17:44,931 --> 00:17:45,448 So I kicked it off. 326 00:17:50,034 --> 00:17:51,379 I don't believe it. 327 00:17:51,379 --> 00:17:52,275 Jeez, I hate that cat. 328 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:57,137 - Come on, out of there. 329 00:17:57,137 --> 00:17:57,586 Naughty Pablo. 330 00:17:59,482 --> 00:17:59,689 Bad puss. 331 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,379 - Hi. 332 00:18:11,379 --> 00:18:14,310 Is it all right if I drop in early before school? 333 00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:16,172 I feel sorta bad about yesterday, 334 00:18:16,172 --> 00:18:18,275 even if it wasn't my fault. 335 00:18:18,275 --> 00:18:19,379 - What's the point of asking? 336 00:18:19,379 --> 00:18:19,689 You're already in. 337 00:18:21,827 --> 00:18:22,379 That's all right. 338 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,206 - How is he then? 339 00:18:25,206 --> 00:18:26,206 - Oh, he's fine. 340 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,241 He'll be down in a sec. 341 00:18:27,241 --> 00:18:29,827 Here, have some toast. 342 00:18:29,827 --> 00:18:31,862 - No thanks. 343 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,344 I think I'd rather stick to grapes if you don't mind? 344 00:18:38,655 --> 00:18:40,896 Hi Connie, do we have soccer today? 345 00:18:40,896 --> 00:18:41,620 - Holy shmolly. 346 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,000 - Michael! 347 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:45,344 Where's your hair? 348 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,758 - What's wrong with my hair? 349 00:18:48,758 --> 00:18:50,551 - You don't any. 350 00:18:50,551 --> 00:18:51,448 - Don't panic. 351 00:18:51,448 --> 00:18:52,655 Just sit down here and... 352 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,655 and let me think thing through. 353 00:18:56,655 --> 00:18:57,275 - But Dad, he's-- 354 00:18:57,275 --> 00:18:58,034 - Shut up, Suz! 355 00:19:00,103 --> 00:19:01,379 It's the cat. 356 00:19:01,379 --> 00:19:02,310 It's that damn cat. 357 00:19:02,310 --> 00:19:03,793 I'm gonna ring its neck. 358 00:19:03,793 --> 00:19:05,862 - No, Dad, no, not the cat! 359 00:19:05,862 --> 00:19:06,551 It was on his head all night, wasn't it? 360 00:19:06,551 --> 00:19:07,068 Let go! 361 00:19:08,827 --> 00:19:09,517 The thing might have rabies! 362 00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:14,344 - Connie, do I have any hair at all? 363 00:19:14,344 --> 00:19:15,448 Puss, puss, puss, puss! 364 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:16,827 Pablo! 365 00:19:16,827 --> 00:19:18,172 - Not much. 366 00:19:18,172 --> 00:19:19,448 - Oh. 367 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,310 - Tell you the truth, 368 00:19:21,310 --> 00:19:22,068 none actually. 369 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:24,724 Here, take a look. 370 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:31,793 - I'm bald. 371 00:19:35,379 --> 00:19:36,344 I really am bald. 372 00:19:55,206 --> 00:19:57,310 - Am I gonna get blamed for this too? 373 00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:17,379 - Dad. 374 00:20:26,551 --> 00:20:28,310 - Mike, Mike, 375 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:28,655 feel my chin. 376 00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:32,655 Smooth as your scalp, right? 377 00:20:36,275 --> 00:20:36,793 But what's it gonna be like tomorrow morning? 378 00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:39,068 Come on. 379 00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:44,931 - Rough and stubbly. 380 00:20:44,931 --> 00:20:45,310 - That's right. 381 00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:48,517 And what's your head gonna be like tomorrow morning? 382 00:20:50,793 --> 00:20:51,275 Hmmm? 383 00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:54,931 - Rough and stubbly too? 384 00:20:54,931 --> 00:20:56,827 - You're darn right it is. 385 00:20:56,827 --> 00:20:59,413 Rough as sand paper. 386 00:20:59,413 --> 00:21:01,241 And if it's not, we're off to Dr. Einstein Epstein, 387 00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:02,551 quick as a wink. 388 00:21:02,551 --> 00:21:03,758 All right? 389 00:21:03,758 --> 00:21:04,551 - Wanna see my pet aunt? 390 00:21:12,137 --> 00:21:12,655 - He's dead. 391 00:21:16,068 --> 00:21:17,172 How could he be dead? 392 00:21:17,172 --> 00:21:17,655 I just fed him. 393 00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:22,206 Dr. Kaufman, Dr. Kaufman. 394 00:21:24,655 --> 00:21:25,724 Wanted in the operating theater immediately. 395 00:21:30,034 --> 00:21:31,862 I had hair the last time you saw me. 396 00:21:31,862 --> 00:21:32,482 Don't you remember? 397 00:21:36,034 --> 00:21:38,344 - Great balls of fire! 398 00:21:38,344 --> 00:21:39,689 There's not a whisker left. 399 00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:40,206 Huh? 400 00:21:42,758 --> 00:21:43,620 - The cat slept on his head last night. 401 00:21:45,655 --> 00:21:47,689 We think he caught something from it. 402 00:21:47,689 --> 00:21:51,758 - Cats give rashes, cats give fleas. 403 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:53,586 Cats can transmit all sorts of disease. 404 00:21:55,275 --> 00:21:56,068 - So could it be the cat? 405 00:21:57,827 --> 00:21:58,965 - He is no cat. 406 00:21:58,965 --> 00:22:01,068 Huh? 407 00:22:01,068 --> 00:22:02,448 He had a fright, you say? 408 00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:03,344 That's right, he did. 409 00:22:03,344 --> 00:22:04,620 - It's that fright, for sure. 410 00:22:07,517 --> 00:22:11,379 The proper medical term is Hair'em Scare'em. 411 00:22:11,379 --> 00:22:13,000 "Hair'em" what? 412 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,413 - Scare'em. 413 00:22:14,413 --> 00:22:15,448 Here, let me show you what I mean. 414 00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:22,862 Now, imagine that these fingers are you hairs 415 00:22:22,862 --> 00:22:24,896 or this desk your scalp. 416 00:22:24,896 --> 00:22:26,586 Okay, now, 417 00:22:26,586 --> 00:22:31,551 on the head, solid as a rock. 418 00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:33,275 Now, Michael, give me a good fright. 419 00:22:36,517 --> 00:22:37,413 Come on, bimbo, a really doozer. 420 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:40,206 - Oh, boo. 421 00:22:40,206 --> 00:22:41,379 - "Oh, boo" to you too. 422 00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:42,517 Come on, put some noodles in it. 423 00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:48,103 Faker! 424 00:22:48,103 --> 00:22:48,448 - Boy, oh boy. 425 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:50,413 I really felt that. 426 00:22:52,724 --> 00:22:54,000 Where you watching what happened? 427 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:55,000 Huh? 428 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,896 The fingers? 429 00:22:56,896 --> 00:23:00,482 One moment, they're all there hanging on to the desk, 430 00:23:00,482 --> 00:23:03,758 along came a fright and bam, they all go away. 431 00:23:03,758 --> 00:23:04,275 The same as your hairs. 432 00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,551 One minute they're there, the next minute, all gone. 433 00:23:10,620 --> 00:23:11,206 - What a loony. 434 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:14,793 So his hair will grow again? 435 00:23:14,793 --> 00:23:15,655 - Sure, sure. 436 00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,413 Now just give it a chance, huh? 437 00:23:19,413 --> 00:23:20,689 Don't scare the pants off him. 438 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,862 You must keep him happy, huh? 439 00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:25,275 No stress. 440 00:23:28,896 --> 00:23:31,000 Dad thought my head was pretty nifty. 441 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,793 Yeah, he wanted to do a series called "Bald Is Beautiful." 442 00:23:34,793 --> 00:23:35,172 I said, "Forget it!" 443 00:23:47,172 --> 00:23:48,689 - Sit down. 444 00:23:56,241 --> 00:23:58,137 What's wrong with your friend, Michael? 445 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:58,758 He's away from school, no? 446 00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:00,793 - I don't know, sir. 447 00:24:02,862 --> 00:24:03,793 - He's not very well, is he? 448 00:24:06,241 --> 00:24:06,620 - I don't know, sir. 449 00:24:09,206 --> 00:24:11,482 - He has a problem, you know. 450 00:24:11,482 --> 00:24:14,586 - No, sir, please, can I go? 451 00:24:14,586 --> 00:24:16,793 - So, you don't know that there is something 452 00:24:16,793 --> 00:24:19,586 very funny about this problem? 453 00:24:19,586 --> 00:24:20,896 - No, sir, what problem, sir? 454 00:24:50,448 --> 00:24:51,275 - What? 455 00:24:51,275 --> 00:24:55,241 What's going on? 456 00:24:55,241 --> 00:24:57,827 Oh God, Mike, what're you doing? 457 00:24:57,827 --> 00:24:58,241 It's 3 a.m. 458 00:25:00,206 --> 00:25:01,551 Dad. 459 00:25:01,551 --> 00:25:03,172 - What? 460 00:25:03,172 --> 00:25:03,793 - I had a dream, Dad. 461 00:25:06,034 --> 00:25:07,172 I was climbing up to the fray. 462 00:25:09,724 --> 00:25:11,620 But again, Dad, I couldn't see it. 463 00:25:13,724 --> 00:25:14,482 I gotta see it, Dad. 464 00:25:17,206 --> 00:25:19,344 - Look, don't worry about it, Mikey. 465 00:25:19,344 --> 00:25:20,724 Nature's wonderful, 466 00:25:20,724 --> 00:25:21,793 it'll come back when it wants to by itself. 467 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:27,586 - I wish Mom were back. 468 00:25:27,586 --> 00:25:30,482 - Mike, she's gone to sell Grandpa's house. 469 00:25:30,482 --> 00:25:31,689 - Can I ring her at least? 470 00:25:31,689 --> 00:25:32,206 - Mike. 471 00:25:35,310 --> 00:25:36,758 Now what good is that gonna do? 472 00:25:36,758 --> 00:25:39,551 It's only gonna upset her, isn't it? 473 00:25:39,551 --> 00:25:40,586 Come on, come on, just snuggle down in here. 474 00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:53,137 - Signor, I must have a serious talk with you. 475 00:25:53,137 --> 00:25:56,310 I've had a call from little William's mother. 476 00:25:56,310 --> 00:25:57,620 He's been having nightmares every night this week. 477 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:03,758 - Oh, Jim, naughty Jim. 478 00:26:03,758 --> 00:26:04,689 Very sorry. 479 00:26:04,689 --> 00:26:06,758 He loves it. 480 00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:07,137 Nightmares? 481 00:26:08,758 --> 00:26:10,793 What that doing with me? 482 00:26:10,793 --> 00:26:13,241 - Little William says you give him wolves for his walls. 483 00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:16,896 - Oh, little nightmares but he daydreams in class. 484 00:26:18,482 --> 00:26:18,689 Miss Prume. 485 00:26:20,206 --> 00:26:21,344 Dear Miss Prume, 486 00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:26,551 you don't know the terrible battle I fight 487 00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:28,724 everyday against imagination. 488 00:26:30,862 --> 00:26:33,862 Their heads are in the clouds. 489 00:26:33,862 --> 00:26:35,172 I tell them to draw dogs 490 00:26:36,724 --> 00:26:38,206 and they draw fires. 491 00:26:41,275 --> 00:26:43,655 - Signor, I've had my doubts about you 492 00:26:43,655 --> 00:26:47,724 and I've been checking. 493 00:26:47,724 --> 00:26:49,862 - What checking? 494 00:26:49,862 --> 00:26:52,896 - I found out that you've been thrown out of two schools, 495 00:26:52,896 --> 00:26:55,896 that you faked famous paintings 496 00:26:55,896 --> 00:27:00,620 and that you've changed your name and appearance four times. 497 00:27:00,620 --> 00:27:03,310 And you claim to be Rembrandt's great, great, 498 00:27:03,310 --> 00:27:05,896 great, great grandson. 499 00:27:05,896 --> 00:27:07,379 - I am a great teacher. 500 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,034 I am a great artist. 501 00:27:13,310 --> 00:27:15,655 I am a great, great, great, great grandson! 502 00:27:21,793 --> 00:27:23,827 You are sausages here! 503 00:27:23,827 --> 00:27:25,827 Ignorant sausages! 504 00:27:25,827 --> 00:27:27,655 - I think you mean "savages." 505 00:27:27,655 --> 00:27:28,862 - I don't care, I go! 506 00:27:28,862 --> 00:27:29,620 Hate you savages! 507 00:27:31,620 --> 00:27:33,000 Hurry, Jim. 508 00:28:28,448 --> 00:28:29,344 - Hi Mike, guess what. 509 00:28:30,965 --> 00:28:31,448 The Signor's been sacked. 510 00:28:33,068 --> 00:28:34,482 - Go away, Connie! 511 00:28:34,482 --> 00:28:36,655 I do not want any visitors! 512 00:28:44,241 --> 00:28:44,551 Michael! 513 00:28:48,586 --> 00:28:50,137 And what do you want? 514 00:28:50,137 --> 00:28:51,793 - He's only trying to be nice. 515 00:28:51,793 --> 00:28:53,689 - I look disgusting! 516 00:28:53,689 --> 00:28:55,103 You hear?! 517 00:28:55,103 --> 00:28:55,551 Disgusting! 518 00:29:21,241 --> 00:29:22,310 - Okay, just quick, slip it on, slip it on. 519 00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:24,482 - No, I don't want a wig! 520 00:29:24,482 --> 00:29:25,206 - Come on, Mike, it's for your own good! 521 00:29:25,206 --> 00:29:26,862 Quick, slip it on. 522 00:29:26,862 --> 00:29:28,275 Mike, listen to me, listen to me for just a minute. 523 00:29:28,275 --> 00:29:30,724 - No, it's fake! 524 00:29:30,724 --> 00:29:32,758 - It's for your own good we're doing this, you silly kid. 525 00:29:32,758 --> 00:29:34,517 Do you wanna stay in the house for the rest of your life? 526 00:29:34,517 --> 00:29:36,068 Hold still for one minute and let her slip it on. 527 00:29:36,068 --> 00:29:37,655 Just for a second. 528 00:29:37,655 --> 00:29:38,793 If you don't like it, we'll take it right off again. 529 00:29:41,517 --> 00:29:43,551 It's hair. 530 00:29:43,551 --> 00:29:45,655 Open your eyes, look in the mirror, it looks great. 531 00:29:45,655 --> 00:29:46,034 Take a look. 532 00:29:48,793 --> 00:29:49,206 All right. 533 00:29:50,896 --> 00:29:51,413 So? 534 00:29:54,068 --> 00:29:55,620 - But it comes off. 535 00:29:55,620 --> 00:29:57,068 - Listen, 536 00:29:57,068 --> 00:30:00,620 just a little dab of this. 537 00:30:00,620 --> 00:30:02,310 - A dibble-dab of glue will do you. 538 00:30:02,310 --> 00:30:03,034 Magic glue. 539 00:30:04,689 --> 00:30:05,206 - Dear. 540 00:30:07,793 --> 00:30:09,000 And. 541 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:09,482 - And. 542 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:14,620 Okay, show him, look in the mirror. 543 00:30:16,517 --> 00:30:17,620 Looks great. 544 00:30:20,034 --> 00:30:20,793 All right. 545 00:30:23,551 --> 00:30:25,000 - You're right, it's solid. 546 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:25,482 - Sure it is. 547 00:30:27,551 --> 00:30:28,655 Solid as a rock. 548 00:30:29,931 --> 00:30:31,827 - Wow, it stays on! 549 00:30:31,827 --> 00:30:33,827 I'm so happy! 550 00:30:33,827 --> 00:30:35,827 And it's guaranteed for 30 days. 551 00:30:37,517 --> 00:30:39,241 Not to come off your head. 552 00:30:47,551 --> 00:30:49,517 Come on, Mike, way to go! 553 00:30:52,068 --> 00:30:53,517 All right! 554 00:30:53,517 --> 00:30:54,034 Woo! 555 00:31:00,137 --> 00:31:01,448 - Yeah, all right, woo! 556 00:31:03,482 --> 00:31:05,068 You see the guy back there? 557 00:31:05,068 --> 00:31:06,068 Blonde guy? 558 00:31:06,068 --> 00:31:07,413 - You better watch out for him. 559 00:31:07,413 --> 00:31:10,172 He's mean and dangerous. 560 00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:21,862 Let's go! 561 00:31:21,862 --> 00:31:22,413 Go, Mike, go! 562 00:31:23,965 --> 00:31:25,517 Come on! 563 00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:27,000 Come on! 564 00:31:46,758 --> 00:31:48,206 You foul! 565 00:31:48,206 --> 00:31:49,206 You foul! 566 00:31:49,206 --> 00:31:51,586 - You tripped me! 567 00:31:51,586 --> 00:31:53,827 Come on, Mike, swing at him! 568 00:31:53,827 --> 00:31:56,206 Swing at him, come on, get up and swing at him! 569 00:32:30,586 --> 00:32:33,724 ♪ Hey, look at baldy without his stupid wig ♪ 570 00:32:33,724 --> 00:32:36,689 ♪ Better get another one, better make it stick ♪ 571 00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:40,448 ♪ Run away, baldy, run away quick ♪ 572 00:32:40,448 --> 00:32:43,896 ♪ Run home to mommy, hard boiled egg ♪ 573 00:32:43,896 --> 00:32:47,000 ♪ Hey, look at baldy without his stupid wig ♪ 574 00:32:51,517 --> 00:32:53,206 That stupid wig! 575 00:33:07,620 --> 00:33:08,793 - Michael, 576 00:33:08,793 --> 00:33:10,862 I brought you some food. 577 00:33:10,862 --> 00:33:12,965 Magic glue, eh? 578 00:33:12,965 --> 00:33:14,758 - It's something you like. 579 00:33:14,758 --> 00:33:15,793 - Ha, never comes off! 580 00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,206 Hi, I'd like to know what time it is in Australia. 581 00:33:33,793 --> 00:33:34,172 I wanna make a call. 582 00:33:43,448 --> 00:33:43,793 Nevermind, it's okay. 583 00:34:08,275 --> 00:34:10,103 Hi there, young baldy. 584 00:34:10,103 --> 00:34:11,896 - Hi. 585 00:34:11,896 --> 00:34:13,724 - Don't you remember me? 586 00:34:15,655 --> 00:34:16,931 Excuse me. 587 00:34:16,931 --> 00:34:19,000 You helped me once. 588 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:20,137 The last person who ever did. 589 00:34:22,896 --> 00:34:24,103 And this is Mary. 590 00:34:26,655 --> 00:34:28,379 Yep. 591 00:34:28,379 --> 00:34:30,241 We got sizzled up the very next night in that fire. 592 00:34:32,034 --> 00:34:32,724 We felt so guilty about you. 593 00:34:34,793 --> 00:34:35,172 Didn't we, Mary? 594 00:34:38,724 --> 00:34:43,034 - But you can't just come into our house, can you? 595 00:34:43,034 --> 00:34:44,310 - Oh, we can because we're ghosts. 596 00:34:45,965 --> 00:34:47,931 Ghosts can go anywhere. 597 00:34:52,413 --> 00:34:53,896 - Don't do that, you'll wake my dad and he'll throw you out. 598 00:34:53,896 --> 00:34:56,379 - Ah, they won't hear nothing. 599 00:34:56,379 --> 00:34:57,068 Ghosts make no noise. 600 00:34:59,206 --> 00:35:01,172 You only hear it because you see it. 601 00:35:01,172 --> 00:35:01,724 Shut your eyes a second. 602 00:35:16,172 --> 00:35:18,241 - You're right. 603 00:35:18,241 --> 00:35:20,172 I didn't hear anything except for the last one. 604 00:35:20,172 --> 00:35:20,586 - You see? 605 00:35:22,689 --> 00:35:23,068 Imagination. 606 00:35:25,137 --> 00:35:25,586 Wonderful, isn't it? 607 00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:30,586 Anyway, sit you down. 608 00:35:30,586 --> 00:35:32,586 Mary's got something for you. 609 00:35:36,241 --> 00:35:37,758 - How'd you get to be, you know, a rubby-dub? 610 00:35:39,896 --> 00:35:40,448 - I had gotten the bottle. 611 00:35:42,517 --> 00:35:43,310 Where did I put that thing? 612 00:35:47,275 --> 00:35:48,862 - Were you a kid once, like me? 613 00:35:48,862 --> 00:35:50,862 - Oh yeah. 614 00:35:50,862 --> 00:35:52,793 Lots of brothers but the bottle got me. 615 00:35:54,689 --> 00:35:56,586 I'm the black sheep. 616 00:35:58,517 --> 00:36:00,379 - Here it is. 617 00:36:00,379 --> 00:36:01,758 Here's old Charlie's recipe. 618 00:36:06,896 --> 00:36:08,862 Let's see now. 619 00:36:08,862 --> 00:36:11,551 No you don't. 620 00:36:11,551 --> 00:36:15,172 This here's my last treasure. 621 00:36:15,172 --> 00:36:17,137 You can learn it but you can't have it. 622 00:36:17,137 --> 00:36:17,551 All right, here we go. 623 00:36:19,206 --> 00:36:21,034 "One really ripe banana." 624 00:36:22,620 --> 00:36:24,310 Come on, say it. 625 00:36:24,310 --> 00:36:27,172 "One really ripe banana." 626 00:36:27,172 --> 00:36:29,000 "One really ripe banana." 627 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,827 - "Put it on my head." 628 00:36:30,827 --> 00:36:32,310 You have to say "put it on my head" after each thing! 629 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:35,137 You ain't very bright, are you? 630 00:36:37,310 --> 00:36:38,862 - "One really ripe banana, put it on my head." 631 00:36:38,862 --> 00:36:39,965 - Good. 632 00:36:39,965 --> 00:36:42,241 "Five dead flies." 633 00:36:42,241 --> 00:36:43,379 - "Five dead flies, put it on my head." 634 00:36:43,379 --> 00:36:45,448 - No, no, no, no. 635 00:36:45,448 --> 00:36:48,241 Put "them" on my head. 636 00:36:48,241 --> 00:36:50,103 Don't you learn no grammar in school? 637 00:36:50,103 --> 00:36:52,517 - "Five dead flies, put 'them' on my head." 638 00:36:52,517 --> 00:36:53,517 - Good. 639 00:36:53,517 --> 00:36:54,655 - Come on, Mary. 640 00:36:54,655 --> 00:36:56,896 - "One rotten egg." 641 00:36:56,896 --> 00:36:59,448 "One rotten egg, put it on my head." 642 00:36:59,448 --> 00:37:02,103 - "Three liquorish leaves." 643 00:37:02,103 --> 00:37:04,758 "Three liquorish leaves, put them on my head." 644 00:37:04,758 --> 00:37:06,310 - Hurry it up, Mary. 645 00:37:06,310 --> 00:37:06,689 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 646 00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:10,448 "A fist-full of kitty litter." 647 00:37:10,448 --> 00:37:11,827 - "A fist-full of kitty litter." 648 00:37:11,827 --> 00:37:12,896 - "Three connie crisps." 649 00:37:12,896 --> 00:37:14,137 - "Three connie crisps." 650 00:37:14,137 --> 00:37:16,103 - "Three crosby crackers." 651 00:37:16,103 --> 00:37:18,137 - "Three crosby crackers." 652 00:37:18,137 --> 00:37:20,103 - "Nine spoons of soil." 653 00:37:20,103 --> 00:37:21,482 - "Nine spoons of soil." 654 00:37:21,482 --> 00:37:23,172 - And "a glass of pepper spizz." 655 00:37:23,172 --> 00:37:24,034 What's pepper spizz? 656 00:37:24,034 --> 00:37:25,689 - Oh, it's mouth water. 657 00:37:25,689 --> 00:37:28,206 The biggest mouth water in the world. 658 00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:30,103 - Put it all on my head. 659 00:37:30,103 --> 00:37:30,965 We gotta go, Mary. 660 00:37:30,965 --> 00:37:32,827 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 661 00:37:32,827 --> 00:37:35,517 Now, last thing is a spoon full of peanut butter 662 00:37:35,517 --> 00:37:37,517 and that's very important 663 00:37:37,517 --> 00:37:39,551 because it makes it all stick together. 664 00:37:39,551 --> 00:37:42,827 But don't use too much of it or watch out. 665 00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:44,000 What'll happen? 666 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,379 - Well, it ain't for me to say. 667 00:37:46,379 --> 00:37:48,827 You just watch out, huh? 668 00:37:48,827 --> 00:37:50,827 And watch your hands. 669 00:37:50,827 --> 00:37:51,482 Don't get it on your hands. 670 00:37:53,448 --> 00:37:54,448 It's libel to grow hair on your hands 671 00:37:54,448 --> 00:37:55,586 if you get it on them. 672 00:37:55,586 --> 00:37:57,103 - My hands? 673 00:37:57,103 --> 00:37:58,551 - On your nose. 674 00:37:58,551 --> 00:37:59,137 - My nose? 675 00:37:59,137 --> 00:38:00,103 - Sure. 676 00:38:00,103 --> 00:38:01,137 Anything. 677 00:38:03,758 --> 00:38:04,310 - I hope it works, baldy. 678 00:38:33,724 --> 00:38:35,517 Dad, he's digging up earth. 679 00:38:37,586 --> 00:38:39,379 You don't think he's gonna eat it, do you? 680 00:38:39,379 --> 00:38:40,068 Beats me, Suz. 681 00:38:42,655 --> 00:38:44,206 I've heard pregnant women get a craving for earth sometimes. 682 00:38:46,896 --> 00:38:49,310 He couldn't be pregnant, could he? 683 00:38:49,310 --> 00:38:51,310 Unlikely, I'd say. 684 00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:53,413 - And last but not least, a glass of pepper spizz. 685 00:39:02,103 --> 00:39:03,275 - Got you! 686 00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:04,724 Throw it down the toilet, quick! 687 00:39:04,724 --> 00:39:05,620 Quick! 688 00:39:05,620 --> 00:39:06,758 - Don't! 689 00:39:06,758 --> 00:39:08,034 - Mike, I'm sorry. 690 00:39:08,034 --> 00:39:08,965 We couldn't let you drink that. 691 00:39:08,965 --> 00:39:10,413 That stuff could kill you. 692 00:39:10,413 --> 00:39:12,172 - I wasn't gonna drink it! 693 00:39:12,172 --> 00:39:13,241 - No? 694 00:39:20,206 --> 00:39:21,586 No, you go get it! 695 00:39:21,586 --> 00:39:25,758 I'm not moving. 696 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:27,586 - Right there, right there. 697 00:39:29,827 --> 00:39:31,275 Ah! 698 00:39:31,275 --> 00:39:31,482 Aw, right into the garden. 699 00:39:39,517 --> 00:39:43,206 Ah, the boy who forgot my recipe. 700 00:39:43,206 --> 00:39:43,793 - Please tell it to me again. 701 00:39:46,137 --> 00:39:47,206 It really wasn't my fault. 702 00:39:48,862 --> 00:39:51,172 - That's life, sweetheart. 703 00:39:51,172 --> 00:39:53,379 You don't get no second chance. 704 00:39:55,344 --> 00:39:57,413 - Don't be so hard on him, Mary. 705 00:39:57,413 --> 00:39:59,206 I've seen lots of people give you second chances. 706 00:39:59,206 --> 00:40:00,620 - So what? 707 00:40:03,931 --> 00:40:06,793 Sometimes I'm nice but sometimes I'm mean. 708 00:40:08,896 --> 00:40:10,379 I never know myself which it's gonna be. 709 00:40:12,586 --> 00:40:15,172 Looks like tonight it's mean, ain't it? 710 00:40:18,724 --> 00:40:21,000 - Well, if you won't be good, I'll have to make you, Mary. 711 00:40:25,896 --> 00:40:26,310 Here, kid. 712 00:40:28,655 --> 00:40:29,068 Best of luck. 713 00:40:30,862 --> 00:40:31,275 - Nutmeg. 714 00:40:34,137 --> 00:40:34,758 Three corsby crackers. 715 00:40:37,275 --> 00:40:39,620 Okay, let's start with the flies. 716 00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:40,206 Five dead flies. 717 00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:06,758 Dibble-dabble will do it. 718 00:41:06,758 --> 00:41:07,551 Nearly done. 719 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:18,413 Oh, what a smell. 720 00:41:47,137 --> 00:41:49,137 Wow. 721 00:41:49,137 --> 00:41:50,034 I'm gonna put this stuff on my head? 722 00:41:53,724 --> 00:41:54,413 I must be crazy. 723 00:41:58,586 --> 00:41:59,068 Oh no. 724 00:42:01,896 --> 00:42:03,206 I'll have hair on my face. 725 00:42:03,206 --> 00:42:03,586 On my hands. 726 00:42:07,793 --> 00:42:08,413 I've gotta make it less runny. 727 00:42:11,896 --> 00:42:13,931 I just gotta put more peanut butter in. 728 00:42:13,931 --> 00:42:15,896 That's the only solution. 729 00:42:15,896 --> 00:42:17,689 Two, three, four, five spoons of peanut butter. 730 00:42:20,206 --> 00:42:20,655 That's enough. 731 00:42:34,172 --> 00:42:36,241 Hey, it works. 732 00:42:36,241 --> 00:42:37,241 This has to be right. 733 00:42:39,862 --> 00:42:40,482 I'm a better painter than Dad. 734 00:42:45,413 --> 00:42:46,206 Coffee's ready, Dad. 735 00:42:48,965 --> 00:42:50,758 Is that me? 736 00:42:50,758 --> 00:42:53,689 I look like I'm trying to swat flies. 737 00:42:53,689 --> 00:42:56,793 I'm sorry, Dad, but nobody holds a racquet like that. 738 00:42:56,793 --> 00:43:00,206 - If I wanted real, I would've taken a bloody photo. 739 00:43:00,206 --> 00:43:01,551 Well, I was gonna give it to you for your birthday 740 00:43:01,551 --> 00:43:03,758 but maybe you don't like it. 741 00:43:03,758 --> 00:43:04,724 - Dad. 742 00:43:07,965 --> 00:43:10,620 - That's Mom and that's Michael. 743 00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:11,034 The brat. 744 00:43:30,689 --> 00:43:31,103 - Nothing. 745 00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:33,793 Not even a hair. 746 00:43:39,310 --> 00:43:40,310 I'm sorry I was so mad at you last night. 747 00:43:40,310 --> 00:43:41,758 - Oh, you scared me. 748 00:43:45,379 --> 00:43:47,896 What's that on your head? 749 00:43:47,896 --> 00:43:49,068 - I don't have anything on my head, I just took a shower. 750 00:43:49,068 --> 00:43:51,241 - Wait a minute, look. 751 00:43:51,241 --> 00:43:52,000 You've got something on your head. 752 00:43:53,758 --> 00:43:54,241 Wait. 753 00:43:57,172 --> 00:43:57,586 - But I washed it off. 754 00:44:00,103 --> 00:44:01,551 - Where is that darn thing? 755 00:44:05,034 --> 00:44:05,551 Dad! 756 00:44:13,551 --> 00:44:16,413 You've got little baby bristles. 757 00:44:16,413 --> 00:44:17,724 You sure it's not guck? 758 00:44:17,724 --> 00:44:19,931 - No, it's hair! 759 00:44:19,931 --> 00:44:21,551 It's hair! 760 00:44:21,551 --> 00:44:22,068 Dad! 761 00:44:23,965 --> 00:44:24,482 Dad! 762 00:44:28,655 --> 00:44:30,103 Okay, what's the matter now? 763 00:44:30,103 --> 00:44:31,413 Dad, so glad you're here! 764 00:44:31,413 --> 00:44:33,172 Michael's got hair! 765 00:44:33,172 --> 00:44:34,896 - All right, 766 00:44:34,896 --> 00:44:36,724 Mike! 767 00:44:36,724 --> 00:44:37,896 All right! 768 00:44:37,896 --> 00:44:39,275 This is it, buddy! 769 00:44:39,275 --> 00:44:42,586 The nightmare is over! 770 00:44:42,586 --> 00:44:46,517 I told you so, nature's wonderful. 771 00:44:46,517 --> 00:44:48,551 Spring is sprung and the leaves are budding 772 00:44:48,551 --> 00:44:50,000 and the flowers are shooting 773 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,206 and your head got the message. 774 00:44:51,206 --> 00:44:52,482 - So did your chin, Dad. 775 00:44:56,724 --> 00:44:58,551 All right, buddy. 776 00:44:58,551 --> 00:45:00,793 Uh oh, hide the grapes, he's the human flea. 777 00:45:00,793 --> 00:45:01,344 Come on in, Connie. 778 00:45:09,517 --> 00:45:11,275 - That's right, Connie, I have hair! 779 00:45:11,275 --> 00:45:13,034 - Congratulations. 780 00:45:13,034 --> 00:45:15,620 I'm so happy for you. 781 00:45:15,620 --> 00:45:19,310 - Oh, my head's tingling all over. 782 00:45:19,310 --> 00:45:21,655 - Oh God, it's growing a hundred miles an hour. 783 00:45:21,655 --> 00:45:22,379 - I wanna see it in the mirror too. 784 00:45:27,482 --> 00:45:27,793 - Wow. 785 00:45:35,172 --> 00:45:35,586 - Oh, wow! 786 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:37,620 Look at this! 787 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,103 - Okay, Mike, out with it 788 00:45:42,103 --> 00:45:44,172 or it's the end of a great friendship. 789 00:45:44,172 --> 00:45:45,517 - What do you mean? 790 00:45:45,517 --> 00:45:48,482 - The truth, come on, what'd you do? 791 00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:50,827 - Oh, look at that, I can almost see it growing. 792 00:45:50,827 --> 00:45:52,172 - Quit stalling. 793 00:45:52,172 --> 00:45:52,758 Now how did you make it grow? 794 00:45:59,344 --> 00:46:00,689 - This. 795 00:46:00,689 --> 00:46:02,344 My secret recipe. 796 00:46:02,344 --> 00:46:04,586 - Yeah, where'd you get it? 797 00:46:04,586 --> 00:46:06,793 - It's a long story, tell you later. 798 00:46:06,793 --> 00:46:07,862 - Put that on your head? 799 00:46:07,862 --> 00:46:09,655 Did it hurt? 800 00:46:09,655 --> 00:46:10,724 - No but it's dangerous. 801 00:46:10,724 --> 00:46:11,655 - Let me try it. 802 00:46:11,655 --> 00:46:13,241 - Why? 803 00:46:13,241 --> 00:46:14,000 You don't need it, you got lots of hair. 804 00:46:14,000 --> 00:46:15,620 - Sure, but... 805 00:46:15,620 --> 00:46:17,137 - But what? 806 00:46:17,137 --> 00:46:19,137 - Well, I wanna put some down there. 807 00:46:19,137 --> 00:46:20,758 - Are you crazy? 808 00:46:20,758 --> 00:46:21,965 No, now get out of here 809 00:46:21,965 --> 00:46:22,586 and let a guy do what he's gotta do. 810 00:46:24,137 --> 00:46:24,517 - You're crazy. 811 00:46:26,137 --> 00:46:28,172 Absolutely crazy. 812 00:46:28,172 --> 00:46:28,586 Who's crazy? 813 00:46:30,793 --> 00:46:32,793 Connie. 814 00:46:32,793 --> 00:46:33,965 - It's unbelievable. 815 00:46:33,965 --> 00:46:35,103 - What? 816 00:46:35,103 --> 00:46:36,827 - It's growing so fast. 817 00:46:36,827 --> 00:46:38,344 - It's true, it's so long. 818 00:46:38,344 --> 00:46:40,724 - Dad, could I call Mom? 819 00:46:40,724 --> 00:46:41,758 - Sure. 820 00:46:41,758 --> 00:46:42,379 - Thanks, Dad. 821 00:46:45,379 --> 00:46:47,517 Dad, the country code for Australia is 822 00:46:47,517 --> 00:46:51,068 0-1-1-6-1-2? 823 00:46:51,068 --> 00:46:52,379 That's right. 824 00:47:04,172 --> 00:47:06,275 Hi, girls. 825 00:47:06,275 --> 00:47:08,206 - He's back. 826 00:47:08,206 --> 00:47:09,689 Probably with another one of his wigs. 827 00:47:09,689 --> 00:47:10,793 - No, it isn't, look. 828 00:47:10,793 --> 00:47:11,517 You can see his scalp. 829 00:47:16,448 --> 00:47:18,275 - Yuck, he's got dandruff. 830 00:47:18,275 --> 00:47:20,206 See? 831 00:47:20,206 --> 00:47:22,103 If it was a wig, would he have dandruff? 832 00:47:22,103 --> 00:47:23,448 - I guess not. 833 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:28,379 - Mom said you have to come home right after school. 834 00:47:28,379 --> 00:47:28,724 - Okay. 835 00:47:32,172 --> 00:47:33,137 Decimal point here and 836 00:47:35,448 --> 00:47:35,689 25 and 56 837 00:47:37,862 --> 00:47:38,275 of twice. 838 00:47:40,517 --> 00:47:42,034 And we bring down the six 839 00:47:44,448 --> 00:47:46,827 and we remember to move the decimal point 840 00:47:46,827 --> 00:47:49,689 and 25 into 56 goes two times. 841 00:47:52,896 --> 00:47:56,413 Two times 25 is 50, quiet class. 842 00:47:56,413 --> 00:47:58,241 And we bring down the six. 843 00:48:00,103 --> 00:48:02,103 Stop it. 844 00:48:04,862 --> 00:48:05,482 - Leave his hair alone, girls. 845 00:48:08,275 --> 00:48:09,379 - Mr. Gingras, it's moving. 846 00:48:12,172 --> 00:48:13,034 But it's alive, sir. 847 00:48:22,137 --> 00:48:24,275 - It's not moving. 848 00:48:24,275 --> 00:48:26,103 It's just too long. 849 00:48:26,103 --> 00:48:27,137 - It was short this morning, sir. 850 00:48:27,137 --> 00:48:29,448 - Nonsense. 851 00:48:29,448 --> 00:48:30,862 What kind of a dodo do you take me for? 852 00:48:34,275 --> 00:48:35,827 Human hair grows only half an inch a month. 853 00:48:35,827 --> 00:48:37,206 No more. 854 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:38,034 - Not my hair, sir. 855 00:48:41,103 --> 00:48:43,793 - He's gonna love this. 856 00:48:43,793 --> 00:48:45,379 It's his favorite. 857 00:48:45,379 --> 00:48:46,551 Taranto Noodle Soup. 858 00:48:51,241 --> 00:48:51,689 - Mmmmmm. 859 00:48:56,758 --> 00:48:57,275 - Oh hi, Connie. 860 00:48:58,896 --> 00:48:59,965 Where is he? 861 00:48:59,965 --> 00:49:00,310 - What timing. 862 00:49:04,448 --> 00:49:06,758 - Now that's a head of hair. 863 00:49:06,758 --> 00:49:09,206 Well done, son. 864 00:49:09,206 --> 00:49:11,137 - I don't think it's natural, Dad. 865 00:49:11,137 --> 00:49:13,137 It grew six inches on the way home. 866 00:49:13,137 --> 00:49:13,689 - Well, it'll settle down. 867 00:49:15,793 --> 00:49:18,068 Don't worry, it's young, it's frisky. 868 00:49:18,068 --> 00:49:19,379 Come on, to the table, everyone. 869 00:49:23,413 --> 00:49:24,137 Oh, excuse me. 870 00:49:26,413 --> 00:49:28,413 - Lady and gentlemen, 871 00:49:28,413 --> 00:49:31,689 a toast to this new hair. 872 00:49:31,689 --> 00:49:32,724 - To the new hair. 873 00:49:32,724 --> 00:49:33,620 - To the new hair. 874 00:49:33,620 --> 00:49:35,068 - Long may it grow. 875 00:49:35,068 --> 00:49:35,862 On my head too. 876 00:49:38,551 --> 00:49:40,103 Oh. 877 00:49:42,827 --> 00:49:43,655 Don't worry, I'll clean it up. 878 00:49:46,655 --> 00:49:48,068 - Can you cut my bangs? 879 00:49:48,068 --> 00:49:49,896 - What? 880 00:49:49,896 --> 00:49:50,586 - Can you cut my bangs, please? 881 00:49:52,241 --> 00:49:54,689 - But it's so beautiful. 882 00:49:54,689 --> 00:49:56,172 Don't you realize I'd do anything for hair like this? 883 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,413 - Don't cut it. 884 00:49:59,413 --> 00:50:00,758 You could make the world's Guinness book of records. 885 00:50:00,758 --> 00:50:01,241 Please? 886 00:50:03,275 --> 00:50:04,896 - If you insist. 887 00:50:04,896 --> 00:50:06,896 - The longest human hair known on this world 888 00:50:06,896 --> 00:50:09,758 grew up to be 28 feet on a guru. 889 00:50:13,172 --> 00:50:15,413 - Conrad, I owe you an apology. 890 00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:16,172 I have not been nice to you. 891 00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:19,517 It's okay, Mr. Baskin. 892 00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:19,793 - Oh. 893 00:50:21,517 --> 00:50:21,758 All right. 894 00:50:27,241 --> 00:50:29,931 How was it at school when he came back? 895 00:50:29,931 --> 00:50:31,310 - They thought it was another wig 896 00:50:31,310 --> 00:50:33,137 but then I showed them his dandruff. 897 00:50:34,724 --> 00:50:35,068 Good lad. 898 00:50:36,965 --> 00:50:38,586 - Now, class, I want you to enter 899 00:50:38,586 --> 00:50:40,517 these last two equations in your exercise books 900 00:50:40,517 --> 00:50:42,689 and do them along with me. 901 00:50:42,689 --> 00:50:45,034 11 into 67 six times. 902 00:50:46,379 --> 00:50:49,241 Six times 11, 66. 903 00:50:49,241 --> 00:50:50,793 And we bring the one down. 904 00:50:50,793 --> 00:50:53,517 And the six. 905 00:50:53,517 --> 00:50:55,448 11 into 16, one. 906 00:51:02,068 --> 00:51:04,275 Okay, you two, this is a classroom, not a barber shop. 907 00:51:12,206 --> 00:51:14,379 And 11 into 16, we've done that now... 908 00:51:16,448 --> 00:51:19,517 11, right, and five and we bring down the other. 909 00:51:30,965 --> 00:51:32,448 Okay. 910 00:51:32,448 --> 00:51:34,482 Down to Miss Prume, both of you. 911 00:51:37,206 --> 00:51:40,758 - Sir, for two weeks now I've been bald. 912 00:51:40,758 --> 00:51:42,655 We did everything to get my hair back. 913 00:51:42,655 --> 00:51:44,551 Nothing worked. 914 00:51:44,551 --> 00:51:49,241 At last I tried this extremely dangerous mixture. 915 00:51:49,241 --> 00:51:52,206 It worked but now my hair won't stop. 916 00:51:52,206 --> 00:51:53,689 My only chance is for this guy to keep on cutting. 917 00:51:55,344 --> 00:51:56,827 Please let me stay. 918 00:51:56,827 --> 00:51:58,517 I want to be educated. 919 00:52:00,379 --> 00:52:02,000 Quiet. 920 00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:03,206 - Not just hairy. 921 00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:05,206 - Quiet! 922 00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:10,724 Out. 923 00:52:10,724 --> 00:52:11,241 And move it! 924 00:52:18,724 --> 00:52:22,344 - I'm sorry, boys, the snipping is too distracting. 925 00:52:22,344 --> 00:52:24,862 I've had three teachers tell me today they'll resign 926 00:52:24,862 --> 00:52:27,172 if you go back in their classes. 927 00:52:27,172 --> 00:52:30,000 So finish your class and then you better go home. 928 00:52:31,931 --> 00:52:33,793 And you, Connie, I think you've got a problem too. 929 00:52:38,724 --> 00:52:39,310 - Holy shmolly. 930 00:53:12,206 --> 00:53:13,034 It's itchy. 931 00:53:14,551 --> 00:53:15,344 It's unbearable. 932 00:53:28,896 --> 00:53:29,379 Stop. 933 00:53:30,965 --> 00:53:33,000 I said, stop. 934 00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:34,310 Stop growing right now. 935 00:53:37,034 --> 00:53:37,517 Stop! 936 00:54:10,724 --> 00:54:11,586 - Oh, please, stop. 937 00:54:14,206 --> 00:54:15,758 Please, please, let me alone. 938 00:54:22,931 --> 00:54:23,862 - Look at him! 939 00:54:57,000 --> 00:54:57,517 - Yuck. 940 00:55:00,172 --> 00:55:01,448 - Where you going? 941 00:55:01,448 --> 00:55:02,793 To school. 942 00:55:02,793 --> 00:55:04,551 - You can't go to school, Mike. 943 00:55:04,551 --> 00:55:06,482 They've phoned they don't want you there. 944 00:55:06,482 --> 00:55:07,655 Come back! 945 00:55:07,655 --> 00:55:09,379 No! 946 00:55:09,379 --> 00:55:12,034 Your hair is trailing on the ground! 947 00:55:12,034 --> 00:55:14,103 - They don't want you there, Mike! 948 00:55:14,103 --> 00:55:15,000 - I don't care! 949 00:56:22,344 --> 00:56:25,068 Oh God! 950 00:56:45,103 --> 00:56:45,620 Oh God. 951 00:57:04,586 --> 00:57:06,655 - So, Connie, what're we gonna do? 952 00:57:06,655 --> 00:57:07,793 - How should I know? 953 00:57:07,793 --> 00:57:09,172 I don't know everything, you know. 954 00:57:09,172 --> 00:57:10,517 - Well you should know. 955 00:57:10,517 --> 00:57:12,517 You started it, going to that old house. 956 00:57:12,517 --> 00:57:14,068 So dumb. 957 00:57:14,068 --> 00:57:15,448 - That's a lie. 958 00:57:15,448 --> 00:57:18,137 He climbed into the thing, not me. 959 00:57:18,137 --> 00:57:19,655 Anyways, why don't your father do something? 960 00:57:19,655 --> 00:57:20,862 He's always telling people what to do. 961 00:57:20,862 --> 00:57:22,344 - Dad's no use. 962 00:57:22,344 --> 00:57:23,689 He blames himself. 963 00:57:23,689 --> 00:57:25,172 You know what he's done? 964 00:57:25,172 --> 00:57:27,103 He ripped up a half dozen paintings 965 00:57:27,103 --> 00:57:28,241 and broken all of his paint brushes. 966 00:57:28,241 --> 00:57:29,137 - Really? 967 00:57:29,137 --> 00:57:30,724 - Really. 968 00:57:30,724 --> 00:57:32,241 I think he's gone mad. 969 00:57:32,241 --> 00:57:33,793 - It's not his fault. 970 00:57:33,793 --> 00:57:35,068 20 other kids are missing from school. 971 00:57:35,068 --> 00:57:36,137 - 20? 972 00:57:36,137 --> 00:57:37,896 I thought only 10. 973 00:57:37,896 --> 00:57:40,379 - No, 20, including Mai Ling, my baby sister. 974 00:57:40,379 --> 00:57:43,275 - Oh, that's terrible. 975 00:57:43,275 --> 00:57:44,206 You know, if we could only get Dad going. 976 00:57:46,448 --> 00:57:48,206 Dad's real smart, you know. 977 00:57:48,206 --> 00:57:51,758 He's a 100 times smarter than those old cops. 978 00:57:51,758 --> 00:57:53,655 - Anyways, how do we get him into gear, how? 979 00:57:53,655 --> 00:57:55,034 Just tell me how. 980 00:57:57,689 --> 00:57:58,862 - Hey, 981 00:57:58,862 --> 00:57:59,379 I've got an idea. 982 00:58:03,275 --> 00:58:04,448 - Why don't you give your dad one of these? 983 00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:06,206 That'll cheer him up. 984 00:58:06,206 --> 00:58:08,517 They're very new and they're very special. 985 00:58:08,517 --> 00:58:09,448 But they're really expensive, I'm afraid. 986 00:58:10,931 --> 00:58:12,103 20 bucks each. 987 00:58:12,103 --> 00:58:14,379 - Wow. 988 00:58:14,379 --> 00:58:15,448 - Well, you know, think about it for awhile. 989 00:58:18,517 --> 00:58:19,965 - How do we know he won't break this one? 990 00:58:19,965 --> 00:58:20,758 Then that's 20 bucks down the drain. 991 00:58:22,793 --> 00:58:24,103 - 20 dollars is a small price to pay 992 00:58:24,103 --> 00:58:24,793 if it'll make him normal again. 993 00:58:27,379 --> 00:58:29,896 But this isn't his kind of brush. 994 00:58:29,896 --> 00:58:31,000 It's weird. 995 00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:31,551 It's flimsy. 996 00:58:34,344 --> 00:58:36,034 Connie, feel this hair. 997 00:58:36,034 --> 00:58:36,517 - So? 998 00:58:38,517 --> 00:58:38,689 - It's hair! 999 00:58:40,862 --> 00:58:43,413 - Bristles, hairs, what's the difference? 1000 00:58:43,413 --> 00:58:44,965 - I know this hair. 1001 00:58:44,965 --> 00:58:46,034 I cut this hair. 1002 00:58:48,000 --> 00:58:49,896 - Are you certain? 1003 00:58:49,896 --> 00:58:52,241 - We're holding a bit of Michael in our hands. 1004 00:58:52,241 --> 00:58:53,931 - Excuse me, sir, where do these come from? 1005 00:58:53,931 --> 00:58:55,689 - I don't know. 1006 00:58:55,689 --> 00:58:57,862 Fellow in a big red truck delivers them. 1007 00:58:57,862 --> 00:58:58,448 And I don't know his name. 1008 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:02,206 - Do you know the name of the company? 1009 00:59:02,206 --> 00:59:04,310 - Company doesn't have a name. 1010 00:59:04,310 --> 00:59:06,206 Look, if you wanna buy the brush, fine. 1011 00:59:06,206 --> 00:59:08,965 Otherwise, let me get on with my work. 1012 00:59:08,965 --> 00:59:10,413 - Please, please, it's a matter of life and death. 1013 00:59:10,413 --> 00:59:12,137 - Okay, out, let's go. 1014 00:59:12,137 --> 00:59:13,655 - Hold your horses, mister. 1015 00:59:13,655 --> 00:59:14,448 We're buying the brush. 1016 00:59:14,448 --> 00:59:15,068 Give him the money, Suzie. 1017 00:59:17,896 --> 00:59:19,724 - Okay. 1018 00:59:19,724 --> 00:59:22,689 Two, five, seven, eight. 1019 00:59:22,689 --> 00:59:24,620 Nine, ten, twenty. 1020 00:59:24,620 --> 00:59:25,586 Thank you. 1021 00:59:25,586 --> 00:59:26,034 - Exactly enough. 1022 00:59:28,103 --> 00:59:29,448 - Oh, wait, let me see. 1023 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,896 When I asked for his name, 1024 00:59:32,896 --> 00:59:34,448 he says, "I don't have a name." 1025 00:59:34,448 --> 00:59:36,275 So I says, "What do I call you?" 1026 00:59:36,275 --> 00:59:37,068 He says, "Call me Signor." 1027 00:59:38,413 --> 00:59:40,827 The Signor! 1028 00:59:40,827 --> 00:59:43,827 - When I says, "When can I expect deliveries?" 1029 00:59:43,827 --> 00:59:46,275 He says, "On Saturdays." 1030 00:59:46,275 --> 00:59:48,172 Tomorrow is Saturday. 1031 00:59:48,172 --> 00:59:49,965 - Indeed it is. 1032 00:59:49,965 --> 00:59:50,517 All day long. 1033 00:59:52,827 --> 00:59:53,793 Let's go, Suz! 1034 00:59:53,793 --> 00:59:55,310 - Thank you. 1035 01:00:28,103 --> 01:00:30,034 Connie, it's the red truck. 1036 01:00:30,034 --> 01:00:31,172 Wake up! 1037 01:00:31,172 --> 01:00:32,241 It's the red truck! 1038 01:00:32,241 --> 01:00:33,827 It's there. 1039 01:00:33,827 --> 01:00:35,413 It's here, come on! 1040 01:00:35,413 --> 01:00:36,758 It's what we're waiting for! 1041 01:00:36,758 --> 01:00:37,241 Look! 1042 01:00:39,724 --> 01:00:41,034 Go! 1043 01:00:41,034 --> 01:00:41,517 Hurry! 1044 01:00:42,862 --> 01:00:43,379 Come on! 1045 01:01:11,068 --> 01:01:11,448 Connie, come on. 1046 01:01:14,137 --> 01:01:17,034 Come on. 1047 01:01:17,034 --> 01:01:17,551 Come on. 1048 01:01:20,241 --> 01:01:21,034 Don't drop the sugar. 1049 01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:22,724 Get in! 1050 01:01:24,793 --> 01:01:25,206 Good luck! 1051 01:01:44,413 --> 01:01:46,206 - Hello, little girl, you want to come for a ride? 1052 01:01:48,068 --> 01:01:49,758 - No thank you, I prefer my bike. 1053 01:01:49,758 --> 01:01:50,241 - Ah. 1054 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:19,172 ♪ Listen to the magic man ♪ 1055 01:02:20,758 --> 01:02:23,862 ♪ And abracadabra ♪ 1056 01:02:23,862 --> 01:02:27,344 ♪ Your life's in Cinerama ♪ 1057 01:02:27,344 --> 01:02:31,517 ♪ Listen to the magic man ♪ 1058 01:02:33,448 --> 01:02:36,896 ♪ A bing bang, a ding dang ♪ 1059 01:02:36,896 --> 01:02:39,724 ♪ And oops your mind goes clang, clang ♪ 1060 01:02:39,724 --> 01:02:43,827 ♪ Roll on ♪ 1061 01:02:43,827 --> 01:02:46,034 ♪ Round and round ♪ 1062 01:02:46,034 --> 01:02:49,758 ♪ On and on ♪ 1063 01:02:49,758 --> 01:02:54,931 ♪ Up and down ♪ 1064 01:02:54,931 --> 01:02:59,103 ♪ You are in wonderland ♪ 1065 01:02:59,103 --> 01:03:01,689 ♪ Listen to the magic man ♪ 1066 01:03:21,275 --> 01:03:23,689 ♪ The wonders, the colors ♪ 1067 01:03:23,689 --> 01:03:25,793 ♪ The others ♪ 1068 01:03:25,793 --> 01:03:29,137 ♪ You're leaving them behind, bye, bye ♪ 1069 01:03:29,137 --> 01:03:30,344 ♪ Oh, my magic man ♪ 1070 01:03:30,344 --> 01:03:32,310 ♪ Splish, splash, fly ♪ 1071 01:03:32,310 --> 01:03:33,758 ♪ You're making me run on ♪ 1072 01:03:37,413 --> 01:03:39,793 ♪ Round and round ♪ 1073 01:03:39,793 --> 01:03:43,793 ♪ On and on ♪ 1074 01:03:43,793 --> 01:03:46,034 ♪ Up and down ♪ 1075 01:03:46,034 --> 01:03:48,344 ♪ On and on ♪ 1076 01:03:48,344 --> 01:03:49,896 - Oh no! 1077 01:03:49,896 --> 01:03:50,689 I don't believe it. 1078 01:03:57,448 --> 01:03:59,034 You swept up all my sugar. 1079 01:04:03,793 --> 01:04:04,931 Great. 1080 01:04:04,931 --> 01:04:06,137 What am I gonna do now? 1081 01:04:18,896 --> 01:04:20,000 - Stay Jim, sit. 1082 01:04:27,068 --> 01:04:28,551 Ah ha! 1083 01:04:28,551 --> 01:04:31,137 A spy from Miss Prume, huh? 1084 01:04:31,137 --> 01:04:33,241 - No, an inspector from the kidnapping division! 1085 01:04:33,241 --> 01:04:34,655 - Yeah, a kidnapping division. 1086 01:04:34,655 --> 01:04:35,206 Come with me, come! 1087 01:04:46,241 --> 01:04:46,689 Come, Jim! 1088 01:05:06,586 --> 01:05:08,344 Quiet! 1089 01:05:08,344 --> 01:05:09,275 Or I'll put you in the net. 1090 01:05:17,620 --> 01:05:19,379 So, Inspector. 1091 01:05:19,379 --> 01:05:20,310 Come and inspect. 1092 01:05:22,172 --> 01:05:24,310 The first and only magic brush 1093 01:05:24,310 --> 01:05:26,137 and hair factory in the world! 1094 01:05:30,344 --> 01:05:31,724 Holy shmolly. 1095 01:05:34,793 --> 01:05:38,931 - So, Inspector, you will never come again in my class, huh? 1096 01:05:40,413 --> 01:05:42,793 Well, 1097 01:05:42,793 --> 01:05:47,068 now you are in the class, which I never dismiss. 1098 01:05:47,068 --> 01:05:49,310 - Oh yeah? 1099 01:05:49,310 --> 01:05:52,241 I'm gonna escape and I'm gonna free all your prisoners. 1100 01:05:52,241 --> 01:05:54,655 - But why? 1101 01:05:54,655 --> 01:05:55,448 They love me. 1102 01:05:57,413 --> 01:05:59,172 Don't you, children? 1103 01:05:59,172 --> 01:06:00,310 Yes, Signor. 1104 01:06:01,724 --> 01:06:03,862 - You see? 1105 01:06:03,862 --> 01:06:05,793 You have come for nothing, Inspector. 1106 01:06:06,931 --> 01:06:09,379 But know what I am saying. 1107 01:06:09,379 --> 01:06:11,172 You can make brushes. 1108 01:06:11,172 --> 01:06:12,448 Sit down, Connie, sit down. 1109 01:06:12,448 --> 01:06:14,862 Jeremy, show him what to do. 1110 01:06:14,862 --> 01:06:15,551 I go to make deliveries. 1111 01:06:18,206 --> 01:06:19,620 - Mai Ling! 1112 01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:21,965 - Have you really come to rescue us? 1113 01:06:21,965 --> 01:06:23,689 - Of course. 1114 01:06:23,689 --> 01:06:25,896 - Meanwhile, you better start making brushes. 1115 01:06:25,896 --> 01:06:27,517 - We have to make 500 a day or we won't eat. 1116 01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:30,034 - How do I do it? 1117 01:06:30,034 --> 01:06:32,413 - Look, take this piece 1118 01:06:32,413 --> 01:06:33,206 and stick it in the handle like this. 1119 01:06:36,482 --> 01:06:37,896 - Like this? 1120 01:06:37,896 --> 01:06:39,482 Signor! 1121 01:06:39,482 --> 01:06:39,793 - Wow. 1122 01:06:41,896 --> 01:06:44,206 Signor! 1123 01:06:44,206 --> 01:06:46,896 - Does all this come from Michael? 1124 01:06:46,896 --> 01:06:49,827 Yeah, the Signor has him on a special yogurt diet. 1125 01:06:49,827 --> 01:06:50,172 Signor! 1126 01:06:53,344 --> 01:06:54,862 How'd he get you all? 1127 01:06:54,862 --> 01:06:56,448 Through lies. 1128 01:06:56,448 --> 01:06:58,000 Through hypnosis. 1129 01:06:58,000 --> 01:06:59,931 Through ice creams that put you asleep. 1130 01:07:00,931 --> 01:07:02,379 - He's listening. 1131 01:07:02,379 --> 01:07:03,241 There's microphones. 1132 01:07:07,344 --> 01:07:10,241 There's one way to escape but it's no good. 1133 01:07:19,689 --> 01:07:21,275 - Wow. 1134 01:07:23,655 --> 01:07:25,793 Fantastic. 1135 01:07:25,793 --> 01:07:29,655 - Yeah, he makes them with his own magic paintbrushes. 1136 01:07:36,586 --> 01:07:38,034 Jim! 1137 01:07:38,034 --> 01:07:38,758 He always does Jim. 1138 01:07:45,275 --> 01:07:47,448 - You know these paintings? 1139 01:07:47,448 --> 01:07:50,241 They're so real, you can just walk right into them. 1140 01:07:50,241 --> 01:07:52,448 So why not escape? 1141 01:07:52,448 --> 01:07:53,896 It wouldn't work because Jeremy tried it once 1142 01:07:53,896 --> 01:07:55,448 but he had to come back. 1143 01:07:55,448 --> 01:07:57,620 - Why? 1144 01:07:57,620 --> 01:08:00,137 - 'Cause they're all imaginary places, you know? 1145 01:08:00,137 --> 01:08:02,448 He never painted a real place, you know, 1146 01:08:02,448 --> 01:08:06,000 something like a town or a road 1147 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:06,758 or a street or anything like that. 1148 01:08:12,827 --> 01:08:13,620 Hmmm. 1149 01:08:16,172 --> 01:08:18,724 The Signor is a tougher cookie than I thought. 1150 01:08:21,448 --> 01:08:22,896 The Rabbit's your brother? 1151 01:08:22,896 --> 01:08:24,103 - The Rabbit? 1152 01:08:24,103 --> 01:08:25,206 That's cute. 1153 01:08:25,206 --> 01:08:27,793 Yes, he's my brother. 1154 01:08:27,793 --> 01:08:29,724 The other one, he's in art too. 1155 01:08:31,862 --> 01:08:34,586 Sergio we used to call him when we were kids. 1156 01:08:34,586 --> 01:08:35,827 A loony. 1157 01:08:35,827 --> 01:08:38,689 A loony, Sergio. 1158 01:08:38,689 --> 01:08:40,448 Now he's got no name at all, imagine that. 1159 01:08:40,448 --> 01:08:41,724 No name. 1160 01:08:41,724 --> 01:08:42,517 Just "The Signor." 1161 01:08:45,379 --> 01:08:46,862 The Signor? 1162 01:08:46,862 --> 01:08:48,034 - Yeah. 1163 01:08:48,034 --> 01:08:49,827 He's no rabbit. 1164 01:08:49,827 --> 01:08:52,034 A fox, maybe. 1165 01:08:52,034 --> 01:08:53,551 The Signor is the one who has kidnapped Michael 1166 01:08:53,551 --> 01:08:56,034 and probably 20 other kids. 1167 01:08:56,034 --> 01:08:58,275 - Your other brother, the Rabbit, 1168 01:08:58,275 --> 01:08:59,965 he must know where he is. 1169 01:08:59,965 --> 01:09:02,137 - Maybe he does 1170 01:09:02,137 --> 01:09:05,655 but Arthur is not going to help you 1171 01:09:05,655 --> 01:09:08,000 if Sergio don't want it. 1172 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:09,103 They're very close. 1173 01:09:09,103 --> 01:09:10,517 They're twins. 1174 01:09:10,517 --> 01:09:13,103 - You wanna bet he won't help? 1175 01:09:13,103 --> 01:09:14,551 You said they're twins? 1176 01:09:14,551 --> 01:09:16,103 They don't look at all like each other. 1177 01:09:16,103 --> 01:09:18,172 Well of course they're not identical twins. 1178 01:09:23,724 --> 01:09:24,103 - He better be here. 1179 01:09:32,724 --> 01:09:34,137 - Billy, 1180 01:09:34,137 --> 01:09:36,344 Abe and Suzie. 1181 01:09:36,344 --> 01:09:38,586 How nice to see you. 1182 01:09:38,586 --> 01:09:41,137 What a surprise. 1183 01:09:41,137 --> 01:09:43,758 My goodness, to what do I owe this? 1184 01:09:43,758 --> 01:09:45,275 - Okay, Arthur, where's your brother? 1185 01:09:45,275 --> 01:09:46,827 - Well, he's right beside you. 1186 01:09:46,827 --> 01:09:48,379 - Not that one, the other one. 1187 01:09:48,379 --> 01:09:51,724 - Ah, the other one, he died I think. 1188 01:09:51,724 --> 01:09:54,275 - Not that one, the other one, damn it. 1189 01:09:54,275 --> 01:09:56,620 - He means Sergio, the Signor. 1190 01:09:56,620 --> 01:09:58,620 - Oh, the Signor. 1191 01:09:58,620 --> 01:10:01,034 I have no idea. 1192 01:10:01,034 --> 01:10:02,689 - Cut the crap, you're buying paintings from him! 1193 01:10:02,689 --> 01:10:04,896 - Paintings down with my brother's hair! 1194 01:10:04,896 --> 01:10:05,758 - Believe me, I don't know! 1195 01:10:07,965 --> 01:10:10,103 - Spill it, you sniveling rat! 1196 01:10:10,103 --> 01:10:11,482 - You have to spit it out. 1197 01:10:11,482 --> 01:10:15,000 There are 20 kids missing. 1198 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:16,137 - But he won't give me any more if his pictures. 1199 01:10:18,655 --> 01:10:19,068 He's here 1200 01:10:20,827 --> 01:10:21,344 Fridays. 1201 01:10:23,103 --> 01:10:23,517 - Fridays. 1202 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:25,517 Fridays? 1203 01:10:27,689 --> 01:10:29,344 - It's only Tuesday. 1204 01:10:29,344 --> 01:10:29,689 Fridays. 1205 01:11:02,965 --> 01:11:04,275 - Where you going, Connie? 1206 01:11:04,275 --> 01:11:05,034 - I'm gonna see Michael. 1207 01:11:05,034 --> 01:11:05,413 - You can't. 1208 01:11:07,206 --> 01:11:08,862 That floor is full of tripwires. 1209 01:11:08,862 --> 01:11:09,275 They're invisible. 1210 01:11:11,413 --> 01:11:12,896 You can't go, you touch one, he's gonna wake up. 1211 01:11:12,896 --> 01:11:13,344 - Then I won't. 1212 01:11:15,758 --> 01:11:18,448 - I already told you, they're invisible. 1213 01:11:18,448 --> 01:11:19,448 - Look, I came here to save Michael, okay? 1214 01:11:22,241 --> 01:11:24,896 Okay, take my invention. 1215 01:11:24,896 --> 01:11:25,793 It's invisible string detector. 1216 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,931 - What's he doing out of bed? 1217 01:12:21,068 --> 01:12:22,448 Holy shmolly. 1218 01:12:44,724 --> 01:12:45,827 - Signor, is that you? 1219 01:12:45,827 --> 01:12:46,758 - No. 1220 01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:49,034 It's me, Connie. 1221 01:12:49,034 --> 01:12:50,827 I've come to get you out of here. 1222 01:12:50,827 --> 01:12:51,241 - Is it really you? 1223 01:12:53,344 --> 01:12:54,275 You're a wonderful friend. 1224 01:12:56,344 --> 01:12:58,034 But what's the use? 1225 01:12:58,034 --> 01:12:58,586 - Don't talk like that. 1226 01:13:00,241 --> 01:13:02,896 - I mean, all this hair. 1227 01:13:05,068 --> 01:13:08,137 And this hair has some use. 1228 01:13:08,137 --> 01:13:10,310 The Signor tells me they're making wonderful pictures. 1229 01:13:10,310 --> 01:13:13,241 - Yeah, disgustingly beautiful. 1230 01:13:13,241 --> 01:13:14,000 Your dad would puke. 1231 01:13:18,137 --> 01:13:19,689 Oh ha! 1232 01:13:19,689 --> 01:13:21,206 Good evening, Inspector. 1233 01:13:21,206 --> 01:13:23,206 Working late? 1234 01:13:23,206 --> 01:13:24,344 - Hold on, Michael, I'll be back. 1235 01:13:45,206 --> 01:13:47,103 - Wait, I'm coming to help you! 1236 01:13:50,310 --> 01:13:51,724 Throw it, Conrad, throw it! 1237 01:13:51,724 --> 01:13:53,206 - Mia Ling, stay back! 1238 01:13:56,275 --> 01:13:57,310 - Leave my brother alone, you monster! 1239 01:13:58,793 --> 01:14:00,103 Let me go! 1240 01:14:00,103 --> 01:14:01,275 Let me go! 1241 01:14:01,275 --> 01:14:02,551 - Okay, Signor. 1242 01:14:02,551 --> 01:14:03,068 You win. 1243 01:14:04,862 --> 01:14:05,448 For the moment. 1244 01:14:09,586 --> 01:14:12,758 - Round and round goes the Inspector. 1245 01:14:12,758 --> 01:14:15,068 Inspecting the ceiling, inspecting the walls, 1246 01:14:15,068 --> 01:14:16,206 inspecting the floors. 1247 01:14:17,379 --> 01:14:19,310 - Oh, let me down. 1248 01:14:19,310 --> 01:14:20,344 I'm gonna throw up. 1249 01:14:23,379 --> 01:14:24,931 Please let me down. 1250 01:14:30,275 --> 01:14:31,172 Please, Father. 1251 01:14:33,379 --> 01:14:35,724 - I am not your father. 1252 01:14:35,724 --> 01:14:36,137 I will let you down. 1253 01:14:37,379 --> 01:14:39,620 No son. 1254 01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:42,689 But I want you for my father. 1255 01:14:42,689 --> 01:14:44,551 - This is some little trick, huh? 1256 01:14:44,551 --> 01:14:45,620 - My real father died in a plane crash 1257 01:14:48,137 --> 01:14:50,448 and I want you for my father. 1258 01:14:50,448 --> 01:14:53,206 You're such a wonderful artist. 1259 01:14:53,206 --> 01:14:55,689 What a wonderful teacher. 1260 01:14:55,689 --> 01:14:57,965 - That is true now, that is true now. 1261 01:14:57,965 --> 01:14:59,655 - What a fantastical liar. 1262 01:14:59,655 --> 01:15:01,482 - I am rid of this. 1263 01:15:11,413 --> 01:15:13,206 - Is your father really dead? 1264 01:15:17,448 --> 01:15:18,758 - Please let me be your son, please. 1265 01:15:20,448 --> 01:15:21,586 - I will consider it. 1266 01:15:23,344 --> 01:15:24,482 I never had children. 1267 01:15:26,137 --> 01:15:26,620 Only dog. 1268 01:15:29,862 --> 01:15:31,275 Now back to work. 1269 01:15:31,275 --> 01:15:32,482 Artists everywhere are waiting for our brushes. 1270 01:15:38,793 --> 01:15:39,310 My son. 1271 01:15:41,172 --> 01:15:42,517 Children, 1272 01:15:42,517 --> 01:15:43,586 I have been asked to demonstrate 1273 01:15:45,241 --> 01:15:48,172 the art of magical painting 1274 01:15:48,172 --> 01:15:50,344 which is to do something that I've never seen 1275 01:15:51,896 --> 01:15:52,793 and with no photograph. 1276 01:15:55,275 --> 01:15:58,482 My son will give me a subject 1277 01:15:58,482 --> 01:16:01,758 and in one minute or less, 1278 01:16:01,758 --> 01:16:03,793 it will appear on the biggest canvas. 1279 01:16:06,034 --> 01:16:07,068 I am ready, my son. 1280 01:16:09,137 --> 01:16:09,793 - Could you possibly do 1281 01:16:13,379 --> 01:16:14,689 Michael's Fright, Dad? 1282 01:16:16,689 --> 01:16:17,103 - Michael's Fright. 1283 01:16:18,655 --> 01:16:19,000 What is that? 1284 01:16:20,862 --> 01:16:22,758 - The thing that made his hair fall off 1285 01:16:22,758 --> 01:16:24,275 in the burnt out building. 1286 01:16:24,275 --> 01:16:26,172 The Fright. 1287 01:16:26,172 --> 01:16:27,310 - Burnt out building? 1288 01:16:29,172 --> 01:16:30,965 A burnt out building, that's all? 1289 01:16:30,965 --> 01:16:31,551 That's so easy. 1290 01:16:41,827 --> 01:16:43,655 Wait a minute. 1291 01:16:43,655 --> 01:16:44,137 Wait. 1292 01:16:46,206 --> 01:16:47,586 And how about that, huh? 1293 01:17:00,517 --> 01:17:01,000 - Wow. 1294 01:18:11,896 --> 01:18:14,413 - Is wonderful, no? 1295 01:18:14,413 --> 01:18:16,310 For you, my boy, just for you. 1296 01:18:19,793 --> 01:18:22,310 - I'm sorry, Dad, but that's not the Fright. 1297 01:18:22,310 --> 01:18:24,413 That's just where it took place. 1298 01:18:24,413 --> 01:18:26,896 - But brushes don't know the Fright. 1299 01:18:26,896 --> 01:18:28,689 They don't see the Fright. 1300 01:18:28,689 --> 01:18:30,413 - But the painting is so real, Dad. 1301 01:18:30,413 --> 01:18:31,137 We can get into it. 1302 01:18:33,068 --> 01:18:34,000 Let's go up to the window and see. 1303 01:18:34,000 --> 01:18:35,103 Here, I'll go first. 1304 01:18:35,103 --> 01:18:36,034 - No, no, no. 1305 01:18:36,034 --> 01:18:37,310 Get back, my son. 1306 01:18:37,310 --> 01:18:39,862 It could be dangerous. 1307 01:18:39,862 --> 01:18:41,068 No, no, stay back. 1308 01:18:41,068 --> 01:18:42,172 It could be dangerous. 1309 01:18:42,172 --> 01:18:43,758 Stand back, children. 1310 01:18:43,758 --> 01:18:44,793 I will go first, okay? 1311 01:19:05,103 --> 01:19:06,827 You see, my boy, it's easy. 1312 01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,413 - Great, Dad. 1313 01:19:09,413 --> 01:19:11,586 - He's pretty brave. 1314 01:19:11,586 --> 01:19:12,862 You're not only a great painter, Dad, 1315 01:19:12,862 --> 01:19:14,172 you're a great climber! 1316 01:19:22,655 --> 01:19:23,586 - I am almost there. 1317 01:19:32,310 --> 01:19:33,620 Look inside. 1318 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:51,931 - What happened to him? 1319 01:19:51,931 --> 01:19:54,103 - He's seen the Fright. 1320 01:19:54,103 --> 01:19:56,689 - But is he still going to be your father? 1321 01:19:56,689 --> 01:19:59,724 - No, he was never my father, okay? 1322 01:19:59,724 --> 01:20:01,689 It was just a trick to get him to see the Fright. 1323 01:20:01,689 --> 01:20:04,551 - But he was nice after he became your father. 1324 01:20:04,551 --> 01:20:06,413 - What's the matter with you all? 1325 01:20:06,413 --> 01:20:07,931 What about the things he's done to you? 1326 01:20:07,931 --> 01:20:08,689 Have you forgotten already? 1327 01:20:24,862 --> 01:20:27,344 - Can you believe it? 1328 01:20:27,344 --> 01:20:28,689 After a week of searching, I actually found my sugar. 1329 01:20:35,034 --> 01:20:35,551 This must be it! 1330 01:20:38,137 --> 01:20:38,551 Dad! Dad! 1331 01:20:43,344 --> 01:20:44,655 Get me out of here! 1332 01:20:44,655 --> 01:20:46,068 Somebody! 1333 01:20:46,068 --> 01:20:47,517 - Okay, okay, hold your horses. 1334 01:20:49,379 --> 01:20:50,551 - The hair stopped growing. 1335 01:20:50,551 --> 01:20:52,172 - Of course. 1336 01:20:52,172 --> 01:20:53,413 The Fright just passed to somebody else. 1337 01:20:53,413 --> 01:20:53,724 - Who? 1338 01:20:57,275 --> 01:20:58,068 - It could happen to a nicer guy. 1339 01:21:00,137 --> 01:21:00,655 - Watch out! 1340 01:21:03,379 --> 01:21:04,827 So it was him who got the Fright? 1341 01:21:04,827 --> 01:21:05,931 Yeah. 1342 01:21:05,931 --> 01:21:06,448 Bring him into the toilet. 1343 01:21:09,275 --> 01:21:10,413 Careful, that's my father. 1344 01:21:12,344 --> 01:21:13,758 Don't get his pants dirty. 1345 01:21:13,758 --> 01:21:14,448 That's his only pair. 1346 01:21:23,241 --> 01:21:24,620 - I'm gonna go see what it was. 1347 01:21:24,620 --> 01:21:24,793 - Are you crazy? 1348 01:21:26,551 --> 01:21:28,586 - No, okay, I wanna look inside. 1349 01:21:28,586 --> 01:21:29,965 It's all right. 1350 01:21:29,965 --> 01:21:31,931 - Do you want this to start all over again? 1351 01:21:31,931 --> 01:21:32,689 - It won't, believe me. 1352 01:21:43,517 --> 01:21:45,793 Michael, you're just a showoff! 1353 01:22:13,827 --> 01:22:14,344 Michael! 1354 01:22:18,103 --> 01:22:19,758 Michael?! 1355 01:22:33,034 --> 01:22:33,551 - What? 1356 01:22:36,103 --> 01:22:37,103 - Five dead flies! 1357 01:22:38,862 --> 01:22:40,620 Wrong, dummy. 1358 01:22:40,620 --> 01:22:41,310 50 dead flies. 1359 01:22:48,965 --> 01:22:50,448 - Michael! 1360 01:22:50,448 --> 01:22:52,034 What's happening in there? 1361 01:22:55,068 --> 01:22:55,689 - Wrong again. 1362 01:22:57,586 --> 01:22:58,310 500 dead flies. 1363 01:23:00,689 --> 01:23:02,137 Don't you learn no flies in school? 1364 01:23:05,931 --> 01:23:07,620 But I know you. 1365 01:23:07,620 --> 01:23:10,551 How could I've been scared of you? 1366 01:23:10,551 --> 01:23:12,793 Anyway, you don't frighten me anymore, that's for sure. 1367 01:23:12,793 --> 01:23:14,275 - Hi there, young hairy. 1368 01:23:19,241 --> 01:23:21,103 - And you, 1369 01:23:21,103 --> 01:23:21,758 are you gonna try to scare me too? 1370 01:23:23,482 --> 01:23:26,379 Anyway, it doesn't work anymore. 1371 01:23:26,379 --> 01:23:27,655 I suggest you keep it for people like the Signor. 1372 01:23:27,655 --> 01:23:28,689 - You're a brave boy! 1373 01:23:30,103 --> 01:23:30,482 You'll go far. 1374 01:23:32,034 --> 01:23:33,103 - It's all right. 1375 01:23:36,103 --> 01:23:37,275 Look out behind you! 1376 01:23:39,793 --> 01:23:40,413 - He's coming! 1377 01:23:55,827 --> 01:23:57,655 Don't stop! 1378 01:23:57,655 --> 01:23:59,034 Run or he'll get us all! 1379 01:24:13,034 --> 01:24:14,103 - Let me go, egghead! 1380 01:24:14,103 --> 01:24:15,758 Let me go! 1381 01:24:15,758 --> 01:24:17,862 Come on, let me go! 1382 01:24:24,413 --> 01:24:28,034 Here, watch out, I'm gonna try to break it open. 1383 01:24:29,275 --> 01:24:30,931 This should fix him. 1384 01:24:33,586 --> 01:24:35,724 Help! 1385 01:24:37,551 --> 01:24:38,137 - Sit there! 1386 01:24:50,827 --> 01:24:51,586 The keys, boys! 1387 01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:53,137 - Mia! 1388 01:24:53,137 --> 01:24:54,965 You're extreme genius. 1389 01:24:57,827 --> 01:24:59,034 Oh, hurry up! 1390 01:24:59,034 --> 01:25:00,241 Hurry! 1391 01:25:10,793 --> 01:25:12,172 He's coming! 1392 01:25:16,241 --> 01:25:17,862 Stop! 1393 01:25:17,862 --> 01:25:18,413 I said, stop! 1394 01:25:28,758 --> 01:25:29,689 - Darn, it's locked! 1395 01:25:32,793 --> 01:25:34,896 I already tried it, it's locked! 1396 01:25:34,896 --> 01:25:35,517 - He's coming. 1397 01:25:37,068 --> 01:25:39,000 - That was a trick. 1398 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:39,724 The real trick! 1399 01:25:41,896 --> 01:25:43,206 You can't do that to me! 1400 01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:44,965 You are my sons. 1401 01:25:44,965 --> 01:25:46,931 You can't do that to me! 1402 01:25:46,931 --> 01:25:48,034 You can't! 1403 01:25:48,034 --> 01:25:49,103 Connie, Michael. 1404 01:25:52,206 --> 01:25:53,620 - Freeze, Signor, our you're dead meat! 1405 01:25:53,620 --> 01:25:54,896 You too! 1406 01:25:54,896 --> 01:25:56,000 - Serigo! 1407 01:25:56,000 --> 01:25:56,793 He's in here! 1408 01:25:56,793 --> 01:25:57,896 - How could you? 1409 01:25:57,896 --> 01:25:58,896 - Yes, how could you? 1410 01:25:58,896 --> 01:26:00,344 All the trouble you caused. 1411 01:26:02,068 --> 01:26:03,793 - Oh, please, please. 1412 01:26:03,793 --> 01:26:05,344 Gentleman. 1413 01:26:05,344 --> 01:26:08,137 My dog, can I have my dog? 1414 01:26:10,862 --> 01:26:11,896 Dad! 1415 01:26:11,896 --> 01:26:12,413 - Mike! 1416 01:26:14,448 --> 01:26:14,689 All right. 1417 01:26:16,103 --> 01:26:16,931 You okay? 1418 01:26:16,931 --> 01:26:18,655 - Hi. 1419 01:26:18,655 --> 01:26:19,689 - Come, I'll show you where the others kids are. 1420 01:26:19,689 --> 01:26:20,206 - Sure. 1421 01:26:25,310 --> 01:26:26,482 - I missed you, Dad. 1422 01:26:26,482 --> 01:26:29,275 - Well, I missed you too, buddy. 1423 01:26:29,275 --> 01:26:30,827 And so did your sister, though she won't say it. 1424 01:26:30,827 --> 01:26:31,344 Come on. 1425 01:26:39,655 --> 01:26:40,931 Hey, do you know what I really discovered 1426 01:26:40,931 --> 01:26:42,448 in that old spooky house? 1427 01:26:42,448 --> 01:26:44,655 Was that the biggest part of the Fright 1428 01:26:44,655 --> 01:26:46,551 was in your imagination. 1429 01:26:51,413 --> 01:26:53,241 All right! 1430 01:26:53,241 --> 01:26:55,241 Home again, home again, jiggety-jig. 1431 01:26:55,241 --> 01:26:56,137 Everybody out! 1432 01:26:58,586 --> 01:27:00,517 - Oh wow, look at the garden. 1433 01:27:00,517 --> 01:27:02,068 - The flowers are taller. 1434 01:27:04,413 --> 01:27:06,000 - Great to have you back, Mike! 1435 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:07,310 Okay, everybody inside. 1436 01:27:07,310 --> 01:27:08,275 There's a surprise in the fridge! 1437 01:27:12,379 --> 01:27:14,275 - Mom! 1438 01:27:14,275 --> 01:27:18,068 ♪ Take a child, the world is so wide ♪ 1439 01:27:18,068 --> 01:27:19,620 - What happened to your hair? 1440 01:27:21,275 --> 01:27:23,137 ♪ Calm your fear ♪ 1441 01:27:23,137 --> 01:27:25,241 ♪ The rainbow's clear ♪ 1442 01:27:25,241 --> 01:27:28,862 ♪ Ending where you start ♪ 1443 01:27:28,862 --> 01:27:32,413 ♪ Calling to your heart ♪ 1444 01:27:32,413 --> 01:27:36,137 ♪ Everything you see ♪ 1445 01:27:36,137 --> 01:27:39,482 ♪ Everything you find ♪ 1446 01:27:39,482 --> 01:27:42,862 ♪ The darkest memories ♪ 1447 01:27:42,862 --> 01:27:44,896 ♪ All come clearer ♪ 1448 01:27:44,896 --> 01:27:47,482 ♪ When you open your eyes ♪ 1449 01:27:55,724 --> 01:27:58,896 ♪ Children are like boats in the sea ♪ 1450 01:27:58,896 --> 01:28:00,862 ♪ Tossed and torn ♪ 1451 01:28:00,862 --> 01:28:02,655 ♪ They travel on ♪ 1452 01:28:02,655 --> 01:28:04,482 ♪ Ride the waves ♪ 1453 01:28:04,482 --> 01:28:06,413 ♪ Be strong and brave ♪ 1454 01:28:06,413 --> 01:28:10,172 ♪ Every stroke you row ♪ 1455 01:28:10,172 --> 01:28:14,034 ♪ Teaches you to grow ♪ 1456 01:28:14,034 --> 01:28:17,413 ♪ Everything you feel ♪ 1457 01:28:17,413 --> 01:28:20,827 ♪ Everything you find ♪ 1458 01:28:20,827 --> 01:28:24,241 ♪ The darkest memories ♪ 1459 01:28:24,241 --> 01:28:26,310 ♪ All come clearer ♪ 1460 01:28:26,310 --> 01:28:28,517 ♪ Like a star in the sky ♪ 1461 01:28:28,517 --> 01:28:32,137 ♪ Everything you see ♪ 1462 01:28:32,137 --> 01:28:35,448 ♪ Everything you find ♪ 1463 01:28:35,448 --> 01:28:38,896 ♪ The deepest mysteries ♪ 1464 01:28:38,896 --> 01:28:41,000 ♪ All come clearer ♪ 1465 01:28:41,000 --> 01:28:43,827 ♪ When you open your eyes ♪ 1466 01:28:57,931 --> 01:29:00,413 ♪ Run and catch the wind ♪ 1467 01:29:00,413 --> 01:29:02,965 ♪ Beyond it you will find ♪ 1468 01:29:02,965 --> 01:29:04,896 ♪ The world is cold ♪ 1469 01:29:04,896 --> 01:29:09,172 ♪ The world is cold ♪ 1470 01:29:11,241 --> 01:29:14,724 ♪ Everything you see ♪ 1471 01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:18,000 ♪ Everything you find ♪ 1472 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:21,413 ♪ The darkest memories ♪ 1473 01:29:21,413 --> 01:29:23,448 ♪ All come clearer ♪ 1474 01:29:23,448 --> 01:29:25,793 ♪ When you open your eyes ♪ 1475 01:29:25,793 --> 01:29:29,344 ♪ Everything you see ♪ 1476 01:29:29,344 --> 01:29:33,034 ♪ Everything you find ♪ 1477 01:29:33,034 --> 01:29:36,068 ♪ The sweetest mysteries ♪ 1478 01:29:36,068 --> 01:29:37,965 ♪ All come clearer ♪ 1479 01:29:37,965 --> 01:29:42,172 ♪ Everyday of your life ♪ 1480 01:29:45,000 --> 01:29:46,724 ♪ To a child ♪ 1481 01:29:46,724 --> 01:29:48,793 ♪ The world is so wide ♪ 1482 01:29:48,793 --> 01:29:51,344 ♪ To a child ♪ 1483 01:29:51,344 --> 01:29:55,344 ♪ Storms are outside ♪ 89595