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[radio tuning]

[Stan]
Of course the Warren Commission

was bull,
but that doesn't change

the bottom line.

Oswald did it!

[man] Like hell! He was
a patsy for the military.

Who is this guy,
Oliver Stone's retard brother?

Read my lips!

There was no conspiracy.

No friggin' way a bunch
of jar-headed foul-ups

who pay 800 bucks
for a toilet seat

could pull that off.

You're outta here.

Trudy, isn't there
anyone out there

that has something intelligent
to say tonight?

Your pal Rudy's on line two.

I guess the answer's no.

Hey, loser.

How's life on the other side
of the galaxy?

[Eldon] I told you
not to call me that.

[Stan] Mr. Sensitive.

You still live in
your parents' basement, right?

The only time you go out
is when your
extraterrestrial buddies

take you for a joyride.

Let me check the dictionary.

Yep, there's your picture.

Right there under "loser."

[canned laughter]

Well, I'd love to chat,

but I've got another
mental defective on line three.

Eldon, is it true?

You have actual proof that
we're surrounded by aliens?

Just because
you've never seen a thing

doesn't mean it isn't real.

I'm shaking, Eldon.
You got me on the run, boy.

Come on, lay your proof on me.

I'm a big man. I can take it.

They're inside people.

Lots of other people.

Except most of them
don't know it.

But somehow you do.

Let me ask you something--

Why is it these space invaders,

they never visit
presidents of universities

or brain surgeons?

How come they always show up
at some trailer park

to a mook with bad teeth

who's got a love thang
for his sister?

I didn't ask to be infested
by an alien.

Sure, you did.

You stopped taking
your medication.

Do me a favor.

Pull over, let me talk to E.T.

I'll straighten you both out.

I can feel him under my skin.

He's trying to get out.

[Stan] You want to know
the truth, Eldon?

There are no aliens,

not in our little corner
of hell.

And if there were,

the last person they'd want
to hang out with is you--

A floater in the shallow end
of the gene pool.

I can't stand it anymore.

[Stan] Me either!

Do yourself a favor--

Put yourself
out of your misery.

-Your friends will thank me.
-[line disconnects]

Well, people, I've
got to hand it to you.

You've taken an otherwise
depressing evening

and made it truly dismal.

So until tomorrow,

unless I get really lucky
and die,

this is Stan Harbinger...

[recording]
The harbinger of truth,

truth, truth, truth, truth...

We got to talk about tomorrow.

Huh?

-The syndication meeting?
-Oh, yeah, right.

We need another station.

Tulsa bailed, and we need
at least 35 markets.

Trudy, you're
the producer... produce.

Can I help you?

I'm Eldon.

We've been waiting for you.

[Stan] Hey.

Hey, hey, hey, take it easy.

If you can see the light,
you can see the truth.

What, are you out of your mind?

[screaming]

Oh, my God.

[heart beating]

What the...

[Control Voice]
There is nothing wrong
with your television.

Do not attempt
to adjust the picture.

We are now controlling
the transmission.

We control the horizontal
and the vertical.

We can deluge you
with a thousand channels

or expand one single image
to crystal clarity

and beyond.

We can shape your vision

to anything our imagination
can conceive.

For the next hour,

we will control
all that you see and hear.

You are about to experience
the awe and mystery

which reaches from
the deepest inner mind

to The Outer Limits.

[Control Voice]
The skeptic's world is
a secure one

built on unshakable truths.

But what happens
when its foundation

begins to crumble?

I told you, the guy was
already waiting for me.

He was covered in gasoline.

He said a bunch of stuff
that didn't make any sense
and then...

And you didn't try to stop him?

Try to stop him?
There wasn't any time.

And then what happened?

Then I got out
the marshmallows.

The guy burned to death.

End of story.

Thanks very much,
Mr. Harbinger.

We'll get back to you.

Thanks.

[sighs] When I think about what
happened to that poor guy...

Poor guy?

Trudy, the guy tried
to set me on fire.

He would have too,
if he hadn't...

Hadn't?

Look.

Given the right time,
place, circumstances

anyone is capable of
imagining anything.

What the hell is that
supposed to mean?

It means...

the guy was a deranged nutjob.

He got what he deserved.

There he is!

Stan, how do you feel

about that guy killing himself
because of you?

Is it true that
Geraman Broadcasting

changed its mind
about syndicating you?

Do you have anything
to say to his family?

Don't those people have
a war to cover?

-The press are morons.
-Or some sex scandal?

What are we going to say
to Phil? You know there's
gonna be a problem.

Don't worry about Phil.
I'll tell him when
there's a problem.

-Phil, how are you?
-Gentlemen!

Stan, you didn't say anything
to those ratbags, did you?

What, I'm gonna
give it away for free?
I'm saving it for the show.

Well, we should
talk about that.

Phil, don't make me angry.

My listeners are going to
expect me to talk about this.

I want you to talk about it,
but we've got to be careful.

-The dead guy.
-Eldon DeVries.

-His wife wants
to sue everybody. You, us--
-Let her.

It's totally meritless.

Do you honestly believe
that it was my fault
this guy hibachi'd himself?

In a literal sense?

-In any sense.
-You're missing the point here.

Geraman Broadcasting has
spent a great deal of money

trying to syndicate
your program.

We've already lost
one potential affiliate

due to local
advertiser resistance.

In Tulsa! So what?

We've got three more
stations interested.

Amarillo, Poughkeepsie,
Baton Rouge.

You hear that? Poughkeepsie.

Are you aware of a group
called the Believers?

Are you aware of a thing called
a nose hair trimmer?

Yeah. They're one of those
idiotic UFO groups

that think the sky is falling
and the government is in on it.

Everywhere they look,
they see aliens.

They're cranks.

Even lower on the food chain
than trekkies.

And you have antagonized them
a whole lot in the past.

Because they live
in a dreamworld.

You're acting like these are
reasonable people. They're not.

All the same, Stan.
They're saying that
you haven't been

entirely truthful
about what happened.

Have you been truthful with us,
with the police?

No, I set the guy on fire.

[Trudy] How could you take
these people seriously?

Listen to me.
They have a good-sized
membership, which they say

they'll use to protest
in every city that you go into.

Perfect. Instant publicity.

Instant bad publicity.

Phil...

It's a controversial show.

What better than to go wide
right in the middle
of a controversy?

Stan, this is more
than a controversy.

A man is dead here.

And these Believers say

that you might have
something to do with it.

Big picture...

We want advertisers
with abundant peace of mind

and a willingness
to spend money.

The little picture...

Angry nutjobs get stroked
a little bit,
they go back into their holes.

Where's the difficulty?

So you want me
to stroke them a little.

Exactly.

And please, apologize
to the guy's family.

No mea culpas, just you
deeply regret that it happened.

Deeply and sincerely.

So I guess
what I'm saying, people,

is that it's tragic,
the loss of life.

It's always unfortunate.

And this guy, Eldon,

though he was
obviously disturbed,

I do feel... What I mean is

the fact that he died...

I'm sorry,

but it's not my fault.

The man was delusional,

and so are all of his whackjob,
stargazing friends.

Klaatu barada nikto.

Loosely translated,

"Get lives, people."

No apology will be forthcoming.

And if that means
kissing my job goodbye,

then so be it.

I'd rather flip burgers

than sit here every night
telling people

a bunch of stuff
I don't believe in.

You want sweet talk and lies
that makes you feel better?

Then go to your mamas.

You want the truth, then you've
come to the right place.

Tell me that's what
we're doing here, people,

because I'm starting
to lose faith.

Marco, speak to me.

My station manager, right?

Eff him, dude.
He's a total jerk.

Sheila, you agree?

You're the harbinger
of truth, Stan.

They should apologize to you.

[Trudy] And we're
into commercial.

You think you headed us off
at the pass?

No, I don't think anything.

But I know what I know.

Eddie, you read my mind.

It's from the lady at the bar.

You going to make me
drink this alone?

I wouldn't dream of
invading your privacy.

You can invade.
I won't complain.

Enjoy the drink.

I insist you invade my privacy.

My name's Stan.

I know who you are.

Caught your show tonight.

You left quite a few bodies
in your wake.

Yeah, well,

just giving them
what they pay me for.

I didn't catch your name.

Darcy.

Mind if I sit down,

Darcy?

You a regular listener?

Occasional.

It's not often I'm by a radio
that time of night.

Well, what are you
usually doing?

Working.

Playing... Whatever.

But not tonight.

No.

Tonight I got lucky.

Let me put it this way.

I come from the, um...

other side of the other side
of the tracks.

You know that expression,

"The meek shall inherit
the earth."

What it really means is
they inherit the dirt.

Life is pointless,
heaven's a fantasy,

and hell is
right here on Earth.

Doesn't give a person
much reason to go on living.

Ah, but that's why you...

You have to find the reason.

From the moment I saw you,

I had a definite reason.

And what would that be?

To see how good you'd look

with this outfit
folded over a chair.

And that's supposed to give me
a reason to go on?

It's the reason
you bought me a drink.

Actually, no.

I, um, I just wanted
to get to know you better.

Well, now you know me.

Apparently you don't know me.

I would never fold
my dress over a chair.

I'd slip it on a hanger--
a wooden one.

I could see killing a tree
to make that happen.

Pay for the drinks
while I pop to the ladies'.

[heart beating]

Stan!

Stan!

What the hell are you doing?

Here's some water.

Want something stronger?
I'll get it.

Uh, yeah.

Some vodka.
It's in the freezer.

So, not that
I'm the jealous type,

but is this a habit of yours,

following strange women
out into the street?

Oh, yeah, a really bad one.

Say, you didn't notice

anything unusual
about this woman?

You mean,
besides the bad dye job,

crummy lipstick,
and those shoes?

No, nothing.

Are you all right?

My doctor keeps telling me
that too many antacid tablets

are bad for me.

I'm beginning to think
he's right.

You know how it is.

A guy gets indigestion,

all of a sudden
he thinks he's got
a tumor growing inside of him.

It's conspiracy
on a molecular level.

You said it, sister.

And it's insidious.

And there's nothing
we can do about it.

So, this other woman.

Clearly I'm going to
have to do something

to make you forget about her.

What other woman?

I think I've changed my mind
about that image I had of you.

Oh, yeah?

You'd look even better

with this outfit
right here on the floor.

That mouth of yours is
a dangerous weapon.

Tell me about it.

So, would you really quit

if they forced you
to apologize?

Where did that come from?

I have a confession to make.

I'm not actually
an occasional listener.

The ugly truth comes out.

You listen all the time?

No, no, no.

Not when you're on vacation.

I don't do "best of" shows.

I prefer it live
and in my face.

I guess I sort of
saw it coming.

What can I say?

You inspired me.

Like the way you handled
that guy who killed himself.

My buddy Eldon.

Mm-hmm.

I could have
called in my support,

but actions speak
so much louder than words.

I thought you guys were clear
on the apology issue.

It's not going to happen.

Oh, it's going to happen,
all right, or else.

Your little stunt yesterday
made a bad situation worse.

And our advertisers
are going off their nut.

They'll get over it.

Not to mention the effect
you had on the widow.

You know,
we meant what we said.

If Stan's not willing
to help us,

we'll have to re-evaluate
our willingness to help Stan.

Jules Mason,
our afternoon guy,
could do this kind of thing.

Jules sucks.

I'll tell you what.
Why don't you ask the Believers

what they'd like Stan to say,
and he could read it
on the air.

You know, that sounds tempting.

[Trudy]
You would let those psychos
put words in his mouth?

Would all of you
please shut up?

Trudy?

You're brilliant.

If it's a soapbox they want,

we'd be stupid
not to give it to them.

I was being sarcastic.

A 50,000 watt megaphone

so they can tell the world

that we're surrounded
by Martians.

It'll be like shooting turkeys
with a bazooka.

You want to drive another one
of these schmucks to suicide?
Forget it!

I'll pull my punches.
Whoever the guy is,
I'll give him an open mike.

I don't think your listeners
will go for that.

What do you want to bet

that the Believers make
total fools of themselves
by themselves?

We'll ask them about Eldon,

what they think
really happened.

I'm dying to hear
their explanation.

That way the radio
station's off the hook,

our listeners get a good laugh

and maybe finally we'll have
something else to talk about.

[Trudy] I hope you know
what you're doing.

What's the matter?
You don't trust me anymore.

It's the Believers
I'm worried about.

[man on intercom] Stan,
your guests are here.

Send them in.

Listen, I thought they were
going to send one guy.

Two people-- twice as much fun.

Hey, if I were Babe Ruth,

I'd be pointing toward
the bleachers.

Mr. Harbinger?
Nice to meet you.

I'm Moses Saxon.

Oh, yeah, hi, Moses.

You already know
my associate, Ms. Kipling.

How are you, Stan?

Stan, talk to me.
What's going on?

She's a Believer.

I'm sorry if I deceived you,
but time is running out
for people on this planet.

No wonder you left me
before I woke up.

You two slept together?

Okay, I don't think
we should do this.

-We have a deal.
-It's vital that your
audience hears us.

We're back from
commercial in 30 seconds.

I say we blow it off.

Surely you're not afraid of us,
Mr. Harbinger.

Don't flatter yourself.

Unless you don't want
your audience to know

that you saw an alien
several nights ago.

What are you talking about?

[Trudy] We're back in 20.

You pride yourself
on telling the truth.

And yet, you know the truth
and you refuse to reveal it.

Sit down.

Trudy, set up their mikes.

Okay.

No editorializing.

That's the deal.

Hey, it's Stan Harbinger.

We're back at ya.

Before the break, I told you
we had a very special guest.

Well, I lied.

We have two guests.

Our first is Moses Saxon.

Moses is a creepy-looking guy
with bad skin

who I haven't
gotten to know yet

and don't think I will.

His cohort is Darcy...

Darcy, what is your last name?

Kipling.

Kipling.

Well, that's a different story.

Darcy and I are old friends.

In fact, you could say
that we both know

what the other looks like
drunk and naked.

Don't we, sweetie?

I'll remind you again,
our agreement was--

Eat me.

Come on, Darcy, tell
my listeners how good I was.

You were great.

Put a big smile on my face.

And you put
a big smile on mine.

Two big smiles.

Before this gets out of hand,
I want to say
that the Believers

have no quarrel
with you, Mr. Harbinger.

We believe in the truth
every bit as much
as you do.

[Stan] Is that right?

[canned laughter]

And the truth is,
Earth is being colonized

by beings from
another part of the galaxy.

For the moment,
their numbers are too few

to guarantee success,

so while they wait for
more of their kind to arrive,

they live covertly inside
people like Eldon DeVries.

Do you have an alien
slumming inside of you?

It is possible, yes,
and I'd have no way of knowing.

Most aliens' hosts are
ordinary people who go about
their lives totally unaware

of the awful thing
living inside of them.

But sometimes that control the
aliens have, it breaks down.

We don't know why.

That's what happened to Eldon.

He became aware

and he in turn tried
to make us aware through you.

Which episode of Doctor Who
did you steal this from?

[heart beating]

You saw Eldon DeVries die,
Mr. Harbinger.

If there was an alien
living inside of him,

than you saw him
vacate Eldon's body.

Why won't you tell
the truth about it?

Maybe because it didn't happen.

You've been sensitized
to the aliens,

to the light frequency
in which the aliens live.

In fact, you've seen

at least one other alien
since Eldon, haven't you?

You told Ms. Kipling yourself
that you have seen aliens,

that you saw the alien that
emerged from Eldon DeVries.

Your listeners deserve to know

what you said the other night.
I think they deserve
to know the truth.

The ugly truth
about Eldon is, he was right.

The ugly truth comes out.

I think I saw it.
It was something--

inside of him.

-[Darcy] An alien?
-[Stan] Yeah.

It's insidious.

There's nothing
we can do about it.

There's nothing
we can do about it.

This tape is
completely fabricated.
You doctored it!

Are you saying
that it's not your voice?

Do tell us the truth.

What did you see
as Eldon DeVries was dying?

Just say it, Mr. Harbinger.

Tell the audience what you saw.

Stan!

What the hell
were you thinking?

For Christ sakes!
The guy set me up.

Stan, you attacked
the man on the air.

I should have killed
the son of a bitch.

All right, keep digging,
why don't you?

If that've been me,
you'd be in jail right now.

You're lucky he's
not pressing charges.

Don't be a jellyfish.

You don't get it.

You just don't get it.

Well, get this-- it's over.

You don't work here anymore.

That's exactly what
they want you to do.

That's fine, that's fine.

It's over. They win.

Phil.

Phil, you don't want
to do this.

Look, we're fired, okay?

Let me tell you something.

There's a trillion
people out there

who want to be
in business with us.

Provided you don't
kill them first.

Come on, champ.

I'll go a couple rounds
with you.

Go to hell, Jules.

You wish you could do
what Stan does.

I'll keep that in mind

when I'm in syndication
instead of him.

[Stan] I got to
hand it to you, Darcy.

You're a woman of many talents.

I wasn't supposed
to sleep with you.

I did that because I wanted to.

The truth is, Stan, I like you.

Oh, yeah, well, I like you too.

So what was that?

Some kind of bonus?

I didn't catch anything
from you, did I?

You have to believe me.

Getting you thrown
off the air was not our goal.

All we wanted was for you
to tell the damn truth.

The truth? Like that tape
you manufactured?

We're at war, Stan.

War changes everything.

And the truth is,
you have seen aliens.

The woman in the bar.
What was so unusual about her?

There could be
a thousand other explanations.

Tell me about the sounds
you've been hearing then.

Most people who report
sightings also report hearing

the distinctive
alien triple heartbeat.

[tapping]

Look,

given the right time, place,

circumstances...

Are you going to deny
the headaches
you've been having?

They're terrible,
and they never go away.

It's the light that's
doing it to you, Stan.

Our human brains
don't normally perceive

the light frequencies
in which the aliens exist.

But if you can see the light...

You can see the truth.

You should see all the evidence
we've accumulated.

Stan, let us help you

before the aliens start
screwing with you.

They want you to think
that you're going crazy.

I'm not going crazy!

[reporter]
How do you feel about that guy
killing himself because of you?

I'm Eldon.

Been waiting, waiting for you.

He's trying to get out!

They're inside people.

Lots of people.

[Stan] But it's not my fault.

Do tell us the truth.

You saw an alien emerge
from him, didn't you?

You're saying
that it's not our voice?

[Darcy] It's the light
that's doing it to you, Stan.

-If you can see the light...
-[Eldon] You can see
the truth.

[Trudy] It's the Believers
I'm worried about.

[Moses] Surely
you're not afraid
of us, Mr. Harbinger.

[Stan] That tape is
completely fabricated.

[Darcy] They want you to think
that you're going crazy.

I don't know why
I didn't see it before,

that's the kind of garbage
these bastards are into.

Now, mind you--

This isn't exactly what
their alien looks like.

The skin's not right,
and the eyes.

[Trudy] Oh, my God!

Look, I'm not making this up.

They wanna destroy me!

What about Eldon, okay?
Was he wearing a mask?

You're starting to sound
like one of them.

Stan, listen, I've been talking
to some people, okay?

Some of the smaller markets,

real rathole stations
with nothing to lose,

and they might be willing
to give us a shot.

Are you interested?

Trudy, I think
you hit on something.

[laughs] I'm so glad
to hear you say that.

Okay. It's going to
take some time,

but if we can start with
the smaller markets

and then platform into
the bigger ones...

Eldon was one of them.

He was in on it.

They put on a whole show
for my benefit,

rig it with smoke and fire,

yank a body out of the morgue.

Don't you see, Trudy?

Eldon's alive.
I bet my life on it.

He's alive, and I'm
going to prove it.

[woman] As far as
I'm concerned,

that Stan Harbinger is
the scum of the earth.

I don't care
that he's out of work.

That's not going
to bring Eldon back.

Vindictive?

Morty, don't you understand?

I'm not suing him for me,
I'm suing him for Eldon!

My head is splitting.

I've got to go lie down.

[heart beating]

[footsteps approaching]

[heart beating]

I don't know
how far away it was.

All I know is that it was,
or that it seemed like it was.

[Darcy] That sounds right.

We know they use

that spectrum of light for
transport and communication.

I didn't give him
any of it, Moses.

No. Maybe he
found it online.

Moses! I saw something,
all right?

Something I cannot explain.

Something that is beyond
my realm of comprehension!

What do you think?
That I invited you here
because I wanted to hang out?

Is that really necessary?

Yes.

It's the only thing
that works for my headache.

[coughing]

I believe him.

Thank you.

We'll put a watch on the house.

A watch?
People need to know about this.

For the moment I prefer
that we not tip them off.

But there is an alien
living in that house

having light-wave
conversations with...

with some kind of starship.

Will you listen to me?

-I got to go.
-Wait a minute. That's it?

Look, I believe you.

I want to help!

We'd prefer that you didn't.

Stan, when you lost your job,

you compromised
your usefulness to us.

Right now you're a pariah.

A pariah?

For everyone's sake,
just do as you're told.

I don't understand.

One minute you want me
to tell the world

we're surrounded by aliens,
the next minute

you want me
to shut up about it.

There's something else
you should know.

You're in a lot of danger.

It's best if you lie low.

[sighs] If you don't,
they'll come for you.

You're a threat.

More of a threat than you are?

We can't see them.

If they did come for us,

they know they'd be
proving us right.

Stan, your only hope is
to just disappear.

Thanks for coming, Trudy.

I got an idea.

We get as many stations
as we can, all right?

I don't care if there are
ten listeners.

That's ten more people
that's gonna hear the truth.

For the last couple of days,
I've seen things--

Things you wouldn't believe.

I'm not sure I believe them.

But they're real.

They're real as can be.

I got to be out there.

I got to make noise about it.

It's great to see
that spark in you again,

but the deal is gone.
I told them to forget it.

No, no,
you've got to call them back.

You get their numbers.

-I'll call them back.
-It's not what
you need right now.

You need to get some help.

No, no, no, no.

Trudy, Trudy.

I know... I haven't been--

Yeah, you know, um,

I got to tell you that I...

I went back to Phil

and I begged for our jobs back.

He said yes?

He gave me my job back.

I'm producing
Jules Mason's new show.

You know, as soon
as I feel like

Phil trusts me again,
I'll work on him.

He'll bring you back,
I know that he will.

Get out.

Stan?

No, go on, get out.

So I say to the girl,

"Honey, where did you get
the implants?"

I mean, she had breasts

the size of Howitzer casings.

Bad boob jobs--
let's talk about it, people.

Hey, Trudy.

What's it like working
with a sane person?

For those of you
not in the know,

my producer used to work
with Stan Harbinger.

Wow, only two weeks
off the air,

already relegated to
the "Where Are They Now?" file.

Stan's doing just fine.
He'll be back soon.

But not on these airwaves.

[chuckles] Wow, it looks like
we have our first caller.

Joe, do you have
a bad boob job story?

[Stan] Yeah, I got
a story, Jules.

It's not about your boobs,
is it, Joe?

Oh, no, matter of fact,
this is about something

way more important than that.

More important than boobs?

Well, I guess that
would depend on

where the fate of the universe
fits into your
scheme of things.

Oh, thanks for the call, Joe.

I used to be a cynic,

but then I saw something.

Except when I saw it,

I didn't want to accept
that my view of the world

could be so...

wrong.

[mouthing] Stan?

Is that right, Joe?

What did you see?

I saw the truth.

Aliens are real.

They're here.

They want our planet,
and they're going to take it.

Ladies and gentlemen,

it seems we have a very
special guest on the phone.

That is you, Stan, isn't it?

The Believers were
right about Eldon.

When he died, the alien
that lived inside him,

he tried to escape.

He died anyway.

And I saw it.

Hey, I believe you, Stan.

You're the harbinger of truth.

You wouldn't make up stuff.

Look, you little pissant.

I am not some crackpot.

[laughing] That's right up
there with "I am not a crook."

Of course
you're a crackpot, Stan.

That's why you're there
and I'm here.

I'm warning you, Jules.

[line disconnects]

Jules.

Stan, I swear to God--

Nice to see you too, Phil.

Wow, size triple-Ds.

Can I get a picture of them?

Stan, don't!

Get a picture of this.

Please.

Please, you've got
to let me see Stan.

The alien died
because Eldon killed it.

He forced it into the light.

Our frequency is hard on them,

just like their light frequency
is hard on us.

But they can survive
if they're in a human host.

I mean,
look it up for yourself.

[Jules] Stan, we're trying
to understand,

but you've got
to put down the gun.

[McCoy] Stan, we're working
to get you back on the air.

But you're gonna have to
give us some more time.

Stop stalling!

Communicate through
the computer.

[Jules] Are you seeing these
aliens because of the booze?

[Stan] I'm seeing it
because of Eldon.

He showed me the light.

And if you can see the light--

They're saying
if you release one of us,

they'll let you broadcast.

I want this mike hot now,
or I'll empty the gun in him.

They're saying they have
to speak to you personally.

You want these people to die,
is that it?

Oh, my head.

The aliens think this is going
to stop me, but they're wrong.

You see, that's the problem.

Eldon didn't know
there was an alien inside him

until the very end.

I bet you if I went
up to his wife right now

and told her there was
an alien inside of her

she'd think I was insane.

You are insane.

-I swear to God, Jules.
-Stan!

Put us on the airwaves
or I swear to God
there's going to be bloodshed.

Relax, Stan. You win.

We're putting you
back on the air.

-Good! Do it!
-Uh-uh.

First I'm going
to tell you the deal,

and it's not negotiable.

I don't want to hurt you,

so I'm going to clear out
this building,

then you're going
to release the girl.

When she's outside and safe,
you're back on the air.

I'll give you five minutes
to say your piece,

then you'll put down
the gun and walk out of here.

You're a man of your word,

am I right?

Then the way
I just described it,

that's how it's going to be.

I'll see you.

Get that transmitter
cranked up.

Yeah.

[Stan] Talk to me, Trudy,
am I on the air?

Loud and clear, Stan.

You're coming out of
every radio here.

Good.

And I want to talk
about the truth.

You know the old saying,

"If you talk to God,
it's called prayer.

If God talks to you,

it's called
paranoid schizophrenia."

Well, when you think about
what the aliens are doing,

I got to hand it to them.

Their strategy is brilliant.

Divide and conquer.

Make half the world think
aliens do exist.

Make the other half think
the first half is crazy.

You keep playing

the ends against the middle
while you invade from the rear,

'till nobody knows
what's what anymore.

And the punchline
to this great joke

is that they get people like me

to tell people like you

that people like them
don't exist.

[crackling]

Let me tell you,
I have been wrong.

We are surrounded.

Something's wrong
with the signal.

It's like we're
kicking out at ten watts.

Actually it's two.

That's what the police wanted.

Frankly, I hate it
that we gave in at all.

Son of a bitch!

They could be living
inside you, you wouldn't know.

[phone dialing]

Someone you love...

and you wouldn't know it.

[phone ringing]

You hear me, don't you, people?

You know what I'm saying
is true.

[heart beating]

Oh, my God.

What the hell's
happening to me?

Oh.

They're in me.

They're in me.

They're in me!

[heart beating]

I'm one of them.

Jules,

get out, get out.

They're aliens, Jules.

Run.

Jules, you're surrounded.

Run!

Yeah, we're aliens, all right.

-Who isn't?
-[chuckles]

Must have hurt like hell.

Battle going on
between your ears.

Shame.

He was so useful to us.

Won't be easy finding
another harbinger of truth.

-May I?
-[Stan] No.

Get out of here, Jules.

Run, Jules.

Damn, he killed the hostage

before we could stop him.

Then when he pointed
his gun at us...

You wanted the truth, Stan?

Now you've got it.

Move! Move! Move!

It's them.

They're the ones.

They did this to Stan.

Get that nut out of here.

No, listen to me,

They're not
who you think they are.

I'm telling you the truth!

Listen to me,
I'm telling you the truth!

[Control Voice]
If we mock that which
we do not understand,

we may learn too late

that the penalty for
such arrogance is annihilation.