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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.

Hey.

Hey.

Alright, so, how exactly did you do this to yourself?

Skating.

When are you young guys going to realize that you're not invincible?

When you crack your head open?

Maybe then.

Please tell me my son wasn't out there trying to kill himself with you.

You want me to lie to you?

Yes.

I don't want to know about the crazy shit he's doing.

Okay, then it was just me.

Just being young and dumb.

Thank you.

That's good to know.

Look, I'm sorry for kind of just dumping myself off at your house like this.

Jake told me I could stay until I heal.

I probably could have just taken care of myself.

No, you shouldn't be alone.

Plus, I don't mind. I used to be a nurse, so it's kind of second nature to

Yeah, Jake mentioned that.

I bet all your male patients had a huge crush on you. I don't know about that.

Why not?

You're hot.

You're just being sweet because I'm taking care of you.

That's not why.

I bet you look sexy in your nurse's uniform.

Well, those outfits aren't exactly sexy.

In fact, they're pretty unflattering. I doubt anything will look unflattering on

you. Oh, you're just being sweet.

You should probably get out of these dirty clothes.

Um, I'll need your help.

Well, of course. I meant to help.

I'm going to go throw these in the washer and then I'll come back to wash

up, okay?

What do you mean?

Sponge bath.

It was the last time that you took a shower.

Okay.

I'll be back.

How are you feeling?

You know, it actually feels pretty good.

It should only be a day, I think. Really?

Hopefully. Good.

Good to hear.

I hope I got this warmed up for you.

I'm sure it will be fine.

It feels pretty good.

Yeah? Yeah, nice and warm.

Wow, I really did get bruised up there.

Yeah.

I don't know how I didn't land it, but...

Yeah, that does feel really good. I think you have healing hands.

I would like to think so.

It's been

a

while since I've given one of these.

Yeah, I'm sure you don't miss it at all.

You know what?

I think we're going to take these boxers off just so I can give you a thorough

cleaning. Um, do I have to?

Well, I mean, don't forget I was a nurse.

Don't be nervous. I mean, if it makes you feel any better, then just pretend

like you're in the hospital.

Yeah, but you're not some stranger at a hospital. You're my best friend's mom.

It just feels strange to... I know, but if you're going to be under my care,

then you should let me care for you.

I mean, trust me when I say I really only look at you as a patient and not my

son's best friend.

Well, I understand what you're saying. It's just... Tyler, there's nothing to

nervous about.

It's not so much that. It's more... Don't be embarrassed.

That's just a natural reaction.

Sorry again.

It's okay.

Nothing to be sorry about.

You know, it does feel really good.

Good.

No, it's okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Amazing.

I think I'm getting better already.

Good.

Are you sure?

I am.

Quite.

Oh, fuck.

Jake's not going to come home or anything?

No, he won't be home until later tonight.

that's just how you're doing.

That's a good idea.

I told you it's feeling better.

But, but, but, but...

I'm taking care of you Yes you are

A perfect hug.

That's the worst thing you've done in your life.

I'm going to have to get hurt more often.

This is what's going to happen.

Thank you.

Give me some more.

Are you happy to get me some more? Not yet.

to be honest.

See, I told you I would take care of you.

I think I need another bath though.

Lay back, let me give you one.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.