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ALDO:Here you are, listeners friends,
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live worldwide, the great Aldo Baglio!
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(ALDO IMITATES THE CROWD THAT INCREASES)
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ALDO:He's missing a point to enter the legend.
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(ALDO IMITATES THE CROWD THAT INCREASES)
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Free throws are his specialty, but the emotion, in these moments,
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friends listeners, it's really unsustainable!
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No!
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No!
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Brian, get the ball!
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Go to the bed. Thanks to Brian for bringing the ball back!
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(IMITATE THE CROWD THAT INCREASES)
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Thanks, Brian! Brian, Brian
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There is still one last chance! If Aldo Baglio scores this free throw
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will be world champion of the world of ...
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(HORN) CARMEN:Aldo!
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Aldo!
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ALDO:What is it? CARMEN:Come down a moment!
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I'm doing something important!
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Help me with the belt, I can't do it alone!
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The strap? I have periarthritis bachelor-humeral! You are crazy?
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- Ask Salvo when he gets back. - Of course.
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- And the dinghy? - There is no space!
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- Thing? - We never use it!
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- What summer is it without a dinghy? - I'm trying to get him in.
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Thank you my love.
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ALDO:Have you noticed? - Damn holidays!
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ALDO:There comes a time in life where priorities are lost.
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People start trading bullshit about the important things
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and the important things for bullshit.
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Brian, remember one thing:
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when you die it doesn't matter if you have the money, the beautiful car or if you are famous,
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it only counts if Aldo Baglio will become
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world champion of Massachusetts!
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ALDO:I don't know how, but at some point it happens to everyone.
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People start thinking only at work, in pain in the ass
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and the beautiful things if you forget them.
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(PHONE RING)
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"Crooked and Sons", accessories for footwear and the like, say.
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PAOLA:"Hi, love, how are you?" - Good.
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PAOLA:"What did you eat for lunch? Tonight, pasta or meat? "
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Dunno ... pasta is fine, you make it.
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Sorry, there are people.
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No, the insoles are in the corner. I'm coming now.
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Don't touch! I come.
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Sorry, I have to leave you, I mix all the strings! Hello.
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ALDO:Suddenly, what before it made you happy you don't care anymore.
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"Football on Thursday"? "I have no time". "Pizza with friends"? "No!"
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"What should we tell each other?" Going on vacation is also a problem.
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As a child you can't wait, when you grow up
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when it comes to leaving, they all get nervous.
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(COOKS)
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- Sonia, I'm devitalizing. - Excuse me, doctor.
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There is the engineer Lantieri who has a problem with his incisor.
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- At this time? - Indeed!
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- Tell him to come back in September? - No, I do after this.
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- What's up? - If he doesn't need me, I'd go.
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-Go, I'll manage by myself. - Thank you Doctor. Happy holiday.
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- Happy holiday. - Until we meet again.
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The holidays. Pilgrims, do you take holidays?
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- Unfortunately, no, I have to work. - Blessed are you! Open well.
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ALDO: Maybe because "leaving is a bit dying"
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which, however, in my opinion, it is a great bullshit!
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Because to me, who am frail and I'm always sick,
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I just need to go out two kilometers from Milan and I already feel better.
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Hurry up, it's already late.
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Pull over here, I'll walk. It is useless to go all the way around.
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ILARY:Mom, why can't he come? - The house is small and it's hot!
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It's better here.
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(ABBAIAN DOGS 0)
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ALDO:If you think about it, memorable things of life happen in the summer.
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The summer you learn to swim, the summer in which you win the world championship
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that of the first kiss, the one after maturity, for those who have done it!
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Brian, what do you say, have we waited long enough?
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Here we go!
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How strange, the kennel goes on strike in August?
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What a shame, there is to take to the streets!
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What are we doing? There are five of us in a studio apartment.
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- We hug. - Except, did I ask your opinion?
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For a year and four months you have to shut up.
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Okay, but "this thing" we can't use it for everything.
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- Come on, we're on vacation. - Sure, let's justify it!
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He didn't do anything, poor thing!
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Indeed, we stop at the next motorway restaurant, so you can rob him!
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- Shut up, okay. - Good boy!
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ILARY:Mom? - What's up?
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MELISSA:How far away? - Eight hours and twenty minutes.
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If you ask me again, I ride the car and go back to Rozzano!
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Little girls, some music to ease the tension?
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ILARY:Yes! But not Massimo Ranieri! MELISSA:We are fed up with Massimo Ranieri!
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Can we hear Tiziano Ferro? ninety two 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:32,232 Massimo, forgive him, they don't know what they say!
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(FROM THE STEREO "IF THE CITY BURNED" BY MASSIMO RANIERI)
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(sings) If the city burned, give, give, give I would run!
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Even fire would win.
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ALDO:Well, if leaving is a bit dying, as far as I'm concerned
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holidays are paradise!
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(HORN)
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Holy shit! Why people Does it all start the same day?
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On the same ferry! What a mess, all crowded together!
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I told you! You worked until the last, now you are in the queue.
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You know how it is, one works, one earns
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and with the money he pays the house, the vacation, the private school.
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- I'd go to public school. - Ludovico, please!
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All we need is public school!
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(HORN)
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How much incivility!
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In Denmark, such a thing it couldn't happen.
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There, the lines are ... I mean, it's all there another code ... another irregular ...
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There is a system of things ..
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John, if the words don't come to you, let it go.
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I understand myself.
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RADIO:"Updates from A4, at the Trieste Lisert barrier
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- there are seven kilometers of queue. " - Here you are!
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Every time! There, there is the funnel!
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If you tighten the road first of the toll booth, it is clear that the situation ...
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- I mean, it's a I ... - Dad, it's 900 kilometers from here.
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What do you care about the queue in Trieste?
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Of course! Let's think like this! These ... are the results.
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RADIO: "Always on the A1, sometimes queues.
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(SIREN OF THE SHIP)
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What do you think? Here.
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Feel what a perfume!
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It's kerosene.
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- You always spoil the moments! - And kerosene!
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Now I feel too.
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Cold sandwiches, hot cans. They didn't even give me the bag.
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- Here, love. You do not eat? - Six euros and 50 for an empty sandwich!
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I eat when we go down.
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Mom! Brian ran away!
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- Where it went? - Over there.
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What are you doing love? Come here. Are you making friends?
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Don't touch the dogs you don't know, how many times do I have to tell you?
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Don't worry, it's good.
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- It will be good, but it's a dog. -Well, let's go. Hello Beautiful!
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- Come on, come on. - I was just playing!
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- There are seats downstairs, can we eat there? - Yup.
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- All these people make me anxious. -Let's go down. Ludovico?
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(COOKS)
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ALDO: Via Chiti, 24, Here, pull over.
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CARMEN:In what sense? ALDO:"Here" in the sense of here,
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approach "in the sense of approach, voice of the verb "pull over here".
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So how does it look to you?
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It seems to me that you have gone stupid, who knows how much you paid for it!
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- What's wrong with you this year? - You always think about money!
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- Let's download. - Shall we download? If anything, download!
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Yes, I with my back ...
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- Those from the agency? - They said two o'clock.
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- Then people hate the southerners! - let's call.
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- I don't remember the number. - Aren't you marked?
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Have you scored it?
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I loaded the suitcases and driven nine hours.
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- I'm open, come on. - Now you force the locks too?
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They were under the doormat!
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- Sorry. ALDO:Bravo!
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Prejudice is a bad thing!
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Where the fuck did you take me!
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Not even Carla Bruni has a house like this!
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MELISSA:Dad! - What's up?
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- Do I have my own room? ALDO:Even two!
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One day you sleep in one and one day into the other.
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We have the sea at home! I go.
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- Are you coming? MELISSA:Yes!
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CARMEN: Except! Suitcases?
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- Yes later! - "Yes later"! Much...
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No, okay ...
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You are crazy!
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I want it to be an unforgettable summer.
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You are crazy!
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(DOORBELL) I'm going, it must be the agency.
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(sings) Losing love, when evening comes ...
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Good morning!
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- Did we get there too early? - No. Sorry we went in.
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The door was practically open. The house is beautiful!
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Good.
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If it's not ready, let's come back later. Maybe we can arrange the suitcases.
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No! It's kind, but we take care of it for ourselves.
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On the contrary...
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Thank you.
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(Aldo sings) Losing love, when evening comes ...
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- Are you sure this is the house? - Look at himself.
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Excuse me, there was a "qui-pro-quo".
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I thought I gave her five, ten seems to me too many!
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We did it all by ourselves. Without rancor.
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There is a misunderstanding. It's me, the tenant. Do you see?
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The address and dates match, so...
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Love, what's up?
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- The gentleman claims to be the tenant. - I don't say, I am!
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It is not possible, we are the tenants.
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"It's us" ... Where's the contract?
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I don't know, not one walks with the contract in Bermuda!
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See if it's in the blue suitcase.
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We don't have any blue suitcases.
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Blue, yellow ... a suitcase!
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Look, I understand you!
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"Got it" what? I paid, this is my home.
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"I've paid, it's my house" ... It's not enough say it! We need the backing pieces.
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It takes a minimum of a minimum of ... things.
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- Of ... - "Backing patches" is sufficient.
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There is no need to reiterate.
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Surely, there is an explanation.
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Perhaps a misunderstanding with the agency. Now let's solve.
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Here it is, I found it!
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It is not clear! It's not possible to read it.
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It's all "family"!
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- You can't see the ... - The words, Giovanni.
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Indeed! Words are important, to be seen.
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'Eh! .N °?
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(HORN)
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Sorry, is this the "Casa dei Tigli"?
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- Because? - I think it's our home.
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- Who the fuck is this? - Let's moderate the language.
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There is a baby.
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Hypocrisy bothers me, not bad words.
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Please, this is not the time to make controversy.
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There is controversy precisely why it's not the time to do it, that's the point.
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Let's do this, you tell me when it's time for controversy!
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(COOKS)
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Come on, I'll take care of it.
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Do you see? "Via Chiti, 24". It's this one.
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"Casa dei Tigli". coincides.
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I have the "voucher", the contract, the dates. We are the renters.
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"House of lime trees". Everything else is the same. We are the renters.
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Who are we? Let him read the contract.
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Beautiful? "Carta sings"!
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- You don't read anything! -That's what I said too!
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We won't do two years in jail because the contract is badly printed.
- You don't read anything! -That's what I said too!
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- You don't read anything! -That's what I said too!
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Anyway, you are out and we are inside.
- You don't read anything! -That's what I said too!
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- You don't read anything! -That's what I said too!
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Let's see how it behaves! I got bored!
- You don't read anything! -That's what I said too!
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- You don't read anything! -That's what I said too!
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- This is a document ... - Don't attack my husband!
- You don't read anything! -That's what I said too!
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- This is a document ... - Don't attack my husband!
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Shut up, he's talking. (OVERLAPPED ITEMS)
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Listen!
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We are civilized people, some more and some less.
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Let's go to the agency and solve it the problem, with grace and calmness.
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Yes, let's face it gracefully
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and that stuff there.
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- Peacefulness. - Yes, calmness.
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Love?
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Machine, call "Agenzia Mare". (FREE LINE SIGNAL)
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To me these are already on my cock! With grace and calmness.
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MOBILE VOICE:"You are online with 'Gragnafava Real Estate.
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- Two minutes and we'll work it out. VOICE:"Please don't hang up
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so as not to lose the priority acquired. "
247
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(BRIAN ABBAIA)
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Gentlemen, the dog that "gets it right"? We are still in a public building!
249
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So? Provide!
250
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Get the dog out!
251
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"We are still in a public building! "
252
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Here we go. Come here.
253
00:19:20,520 --> 00:19:23,956
Do you want to take him out? By now you know each other.
254
00:19:26,480 --> 00:19:28,994
Yes, but don't go far.
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Go.
256
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- Damn, damn! - What happen?
257
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- It doesn't work there - How?
258
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It does not work. When it's too hot, the "G" doesn't work.
259
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We hope well.
260
00:19:57,240 --> 00:20:01,837
While we wait for it to cool down, tell us what we can do.
261
00:20:01,920 --> 00:20:05,311
In the summer it's hot and everything gets complicated!
262
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:09,439
- So? - Make a complaint.
263
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I'm sending the file to the DA and you go back to Milan.
264
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,313
- In Milan? - Then in five years,
265
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because you know how things are going in our country,
266
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we will know who is right and who is wrong.
267
00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:24,829
But right or wrong are ephemeral concepts.
268
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Truth is the illusion of the fool, clear?
269
00:20:28,360 --> 00:20:32,718
Or ... the island is beautiful and the house is big.
270
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:38,671
Summer is short, what's better of a holiday all together in harmony?
271
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,673
What harmony? I have the contract!
272
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:47,633
Why didn't he say that earlier? Then home it's his. Until we meet again. Good lunch.
273
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,951
My contract is also clear.
274
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:55,796
- I paid double. - So, the house is yours.
275
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I booked first!
276
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:00,750
It is not clear.
277
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,717
It's not my fault, the printer is defective.
278
00:21:02,800 --> 00:21:06,111
It is not his fault, but of this damned heat.
279
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:09,158
- Anyway, "paper sings". - That's a cell phone.
280
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,676
- There are idioms. - I'm calling my lawyer!
281
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(OVERLAPPED ITEMS)
282
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That's enough! Should I fire a shot in the air?
283
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:27,075
- A little respect for the environment! No? TOGETHER:Excuse me.
284
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:41,429
There is an emergency, a house must be sealed.
285
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:45,036
- Let's not exaggerate. - Don't be hasty, wait a minute.
286
00:21:45,120 --> 00:21:46,519
Wait up.
287
00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:50,518
We don't put seals on them anymore. No tell me!
288
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:56,711
Of course, as usual, short pasta. Rigata, please.
289
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:04,391
I don't like smooth pasta. The sauce does not "catch", it slips.
290
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,551
I don't know if ... Huh?
291
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:16,074
In this situation, only two things can save us.
292
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:20,438
These two things are:order and rules.
293
00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:25,272
Chapter one:refrigerator. We don't mix foods.
294
00:22:25,360 --> 00:22:28,830
We see that we have different power supplies.
295
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:31,038
-So... -The others?
296
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:33,032
Who, Beauty and the Beast?
297
00:22:33,120 --> 00:22:37,318
For charity! They went to look a five star.
298
00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:41,871
- They don't mix with people like us. - Better, we are wider.
299
00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:47,114
So? Be careful, I was explaining. What did I say?
300
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:51,433
What it takes the re-go-le! (GIOVANNI RIDE)
301
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We laugh, we laugh! Even the Maya laughed and went extinct!
302
00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,316
- What do the Maya have to do with it? - Nothing, he likes to give examples.
303
00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:06,596
CARMEN:Excuse me? | caissons we can take them, who are twice as many as you?
304
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:12,151
No, they split every other week.
305
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:15,915
Even weeks, Storti. Odd weeks, Baglio.
306
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,320
The dishwasher charges deferred.
307
00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:23,359
-It is always like this? - Often, yes.
308
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:28,436
Why are you here with your parents?
309
00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,678
I am obliged by the court of the Minors, what have you done?
310
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,629
They sent me back to three subjects: mathematics, chemistry and English.
311
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,513
- Ah! GIOVANNI:The rooms, it's easy.
312
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The adults upstairs and the boys we settle here, there is space.
313
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Don't worry, now it's over.
314
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Luggage and junk in the attic, which is hot
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and not even an iguana would sleep in it.
316
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GIOVANNI:Everyone agrees? TOGETHER:Yes.
317
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- Good. Now, the dog chapter. - The dog chapter, no!
318
00:24:01,800 --> 00:24:05,350
- Can we do it tomorrow? - No, we do today.
319
00:24:06,120 --> 00:24:08,680
(DOORBELL) The agency!
320
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:11,991
-I'm going! - I'm going with her!
321
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:14,515
ALDO: I keep the door for you. Come, little girls.
322
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:19,195
What the fuck are you looking at?
323
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,118
Rule one, the dog cannot stay on the sofa.
324
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:25,755
(THE DOG WALKS)
325
00:24:29,120 --> 00:24:30,918
My husband is a jerk!
326
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:34,435
High season, everything is "sold-out".
327
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,878
Can you tell us which are our rooms?
328
00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:43,715
With pleasure! For you, we have kept the penthouse.
329
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:45,720
Thank you.
330
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,110
(MELISSA RUSSA)
331
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:10,276
Hey! Things?
332
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:16,676
It's Melissa, she has a little detour to the nasal septum.
333
00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:19,436
- Shall I stop her? - Perhaps!
334
00:25:20,360 --> 00:25:23,990
(EXCEPT BEATS HANDS) (MELISSA STOPS SNORING)
335
00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:29,754
- Thank you. - Good night.
336
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,194
'Night.
337
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,389
At least Alessia, for once, is with someone her age!
338
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,711
- Who? Pablo Escobar? - Exaggerated.
339
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:52,796
I wish I knew what he did! You don't go to the Juvenile Court for a joke.
340
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:58,512
What do you want me to do? A nonsense. It's normal.
341
00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:01,513
- It happens to all boys at that age. - What guys?
342
00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:05,309
- It's full at my school. - I believe you, you teach in Guantanamo.
343
00:26:11,200 --> 00:26:13,077
Relax.
344
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:18,317
Let's relax and enjoy this holiday, we need it.
345
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,518
Nice relax!
346
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,599
(CARMEN GEME) (THE CIGOLA BED)
347
00:26:34,360 --> 00:26:36,829
-But they're ... -I would say yes!
348
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:39,673
(CARMEN GEME) Oh well...
349
00:26:40,840 --> 00:26:42,239
Let's sleep?
350
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:47,914
But yes. (CARMEN AND ALDO SCREAM)
351
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:49,673
Nice relax!
352
00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,834
I get it, you don't like me anymore! You can say it.
353
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:04,910
John?
354
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,320
John? (GIOVANNI RUSSA)
355
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,957
Lord Jesus ...
356
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:30,959
Let's do one thing together, going on holiday!
357
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,235
Shh!
358
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:36,154
- Look where we ended up! - Do you want us to go back to Milan?
359
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:39,392
There are many beautiful initiatives, jazz under the stars, arenas.
360
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,470
Giacomo, please!
361
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:44,440
Do you have to smoke? It's beastly hot.
362
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:47,840
What should I do? Take this away from me too!
363
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:52,153
We are in a damp cavern full of mosquitoes and sweltering heat.
364
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,631
- Can you fix the fan? - Do you want to try it?
365
00:27:55,720 --> 00:28:00,271
No, thanks, you do. "Dentist of the year" and you can't do shit.
366
00:28:01,560 --> 00:28:04,120
(CARMEN GEME) What's this noise?
367
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,798
Don't even recognize the noise? What do husband and wife do?
368
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:13,111
- What are they doing? - They're fucking! "Do you remember"?
369
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:17,512
No, "| don't remember", unfortunately. Do you still practice?
370
00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:22,674
- With whom? Certainly not with me. - I was joking, it was a joke.
371
00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:26,071
Pretty! Bravo, very beautiful!
372
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,790
What a shit vacation! (CARMEN SCREAMS)
373
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:36,160
Fucking fan!
374
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:38,072
(COOKS)
375
00:28:38,160 --> 00:28:41,676
Whole vacation with these people, we don't even know who they are!
376
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:45,515
So? Do you see how you are, you little bourgeois?
377
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:49,116
Change your mind! Open yourself to the other, to the different.
378
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:53,717
Yes, let's open up. I saw you, how you looked at the blonde!
379
00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:56,519
- Who, Barbara? - You already call her Barbara!
380
00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:00,275
And his name. If you prefer I call her "Renata"!
381
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,559
What's the other name?
382
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,393
- Alessandra. - Her name is Paola.
383
00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:12,110
-It is the same root. -Of course!
384
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,272
I love it when you are jealous! Come here.
385
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,352
Yet? What have you got lately?
386
00:29:19,360 --> 00:29:20,680
You're strange.
387
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,156
It's summer, my love!
388
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,392
If it's summer, let's not stop it!
389
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,197
CARMEN: The "treble"!
390
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:37,879
(SUCKING STRAW)
391
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:48,919
Don't make any noise, disturb the lady.
392
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,559
No problem.
393
00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:55,473
(screams) Ilary! The breakfast!
394
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:09,471
(FLUSH NOISE)
395
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:13,075
Take your time!
396
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,034
Eh! It is nutrition.
397
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:57,799
Enjoy your meal!
398
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:05,349
(PHONE RING)
399
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:11,756
(PHONE RING)
400
00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:17,035
- Hello? DARIO:"I'm Dario,
401
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:18,918
della Gragnafava Real Estate.
402
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:23,471
I heard there was a problem with the apartment, I apologize.
403
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:29,317
Computers go haywire in this heat. We have two perfect housing solutions.
404
00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:33,598
Category "Superior de | uxe" for you, at no additional cost.
405
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:37,992
We take care of everything, we also come to take the luggage
406
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:42,758
No thanks, we have already solved. Don't call anymore.
407
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,399
DARIO:
408
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,279
Barbara!
409
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:22,439
- What are you laughing? -Admit that you like it, I don't take offense.
410
00:32:22,520 --> 00:32:26,514
- Too dry, not my type. - You can't afford it.
411
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:30,992
- 740 counts for you. - You've become mean!
412
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:32,753
ILARY:Dad? - What's up?
413
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:34,717
ILARY: You said you were getting ice cream.
414
00:32:34,800 --> 00:32:38,316
You don't have to listen to all the "bullshit" that I say!
415
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,791
You must be able to recognize a "fake news" from real news.
416
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:45,874
- But you promised us! - If you promised him.
417
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,110
Let's go get ice cream.
418
00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:55,120
Do you want something from the bar? A coffee, a mineral water?
419
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,100
- Bring me a Magnum. - And the costume fitting?
Do you want something from the bar? A coffee, a mineral water?
420
00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:58,139
I have never feared the costume fitting, it is the costume that fears me. Go.
- Bring me a Magnum. - And the costume fitting?
Do you want something from the bar? A coffee, a mineral water?
421
00:32:58,139 --> 00:32:58,715
- Bring me a Magnum. - And the costume fitting?
I have never feared the costume fitting, it is the costume that fears me. Go.
422
00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:03,078
I have never feared the costume fitting, it is the costume that fears me. Go.
423
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:04,912
ALDO:Girls, say hello mom's costume.
424
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,195
GIRLS: Hello.
425
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:11,229
Melissa, you who are good at school, Magnum comes from the Greek 0 from the Latin?
426
00:33:11,320 --> 00:33:13,914
We are only in third grade!
427
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:20,994
You don't know how much they eat!
428
00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:24,757
- Wasn't there a place with fewer people? - Milan.
429
00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:28,398
Always with this humor! Not your forte.
430
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:35,030
- Who are you "chatting" with? - I'm trying to cancel an invoice!
431
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,839
You can't stay five minutes without working?
432
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:40,116
If I do later, it's a mess.
433
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:45,479
But the tax drawer of shit kilo conceived?
434
00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:48,234
Ludo, what are you doing?
435
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:53,272
- Game with crabs. - Leave them alone, you don't know where they come from!
436
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,795
You have no vegetable garden, to play crab tones again.
437
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,140
Do you prefer me to stop and get bored?
438
00:33:58,140 --> 00:33:58,759
Yes, at least make friends with someone.
Do you prefer me to stop and get bored?
439
00:33:58,759 --> 00:34:02,151
Yes, at least make friends with someone.
440
00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,551
What do you care if you have fun with crabs?
441
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:10,714
Here it is full of boys and he plays with crabs, he isolates himself, does not socialize.
442
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,394
- Who knows who he got it from! - From me?
443
00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:17,159
Everyone we hang out with they are my friends.
444
00:34:17,240 --> 00:34:22,030
-My do not want them to frequent! - Who would they be, out of curiosity?
445
00:34:22,120 --> 00:34:23,758
-The Giavazzi. -The Giavazzi?
446
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:24,875
The Vendrame.
447
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:27,076
Do you mean Paolo and Patrizia Vendrame?
448
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,630
They are not friends, they are customers.
449
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:46,551
(NOT AUDIBLE VOICES)
450
00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:49,758
What does that want? He is always around Alessia.
451
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:52,749
He wants what everyone wants.
452
00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:56,553
- I inquired. - And ...?
453
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,314
He stole a moped.
454
00:34:59,720 --> 00:35:01,711
Did he steal a moped?
455
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,270
Not really, there was a misunderstanding.
456
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:10,798
Alessia? Sandwich! (NOT AUDIBLE VOICES)
457
00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,113
Misunderstanding!
458
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:20,835
Alessia! We do a beautiful hut of branches?
459
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,991
-I am 18 years old. - I'm almost 60, then?
460
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:32,199
- Alessia would like to take a tour of the lighthouse. - Very good!
461
00:35:32,280 --> 00:35:34,999
Let's make it hut and then the tour to the lighthouse.
462
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:39,833
Actually ... I'd like to go to the lighthouse with Salvo.
463
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,031
Ah! By scooter?
464
00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:46,478
- Please! - I didn't say "stolen", just "moped".
465
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:51,475
Let's leave her alone, we're on vacation. Let's relax.
466
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,872
I'm sick of it, I have been relaxing since nine!
467
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:59,836
- Go take a bath! - I've already done seven.
468
00:36:01,000 --> 00:36:06,120
- Almost almost, I'm going for a ride. - Good love! Go.
469
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:12,594
- But yes ... I'll be back in half an hour. - Take your time.
470
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,398
- I go. - Go.
471
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:34,793
Holy shit! Shh! Speak softly, pretend nothing has happened.
472
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,951
- What happens? - Anything.
473
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,314
I need something?
474
00:36:41,120 --> 00:36:43,634
Look, Pirola, I'm on vacation with my family.
475
00:36:43,720 --> 00:36:45,996
It is neither the place nor the time.
476
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:50,233
- Do you know each other? GIACOMO: No ... that is, yes.
477
00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:55,157
-He's a patient of mine. - Ex.
478
00:36:55,240 --> 00:37:00,235
Ex patient who happened to be an "incidentino".
479
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:06,111
"Mcìdenkìno"? For his coma I can no longer even two "cat"!
480
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:09,079
- Excuse me? - You see? "Gaffo".
481
00:37:09,640 --> 00:37:13,429
The "gaffo"! "What gaff do you want", "who gaffo are you", "gaffo head".
482
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:17,231
- Who is this gentleman? - Two years have passed.
483
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:21,791
He should get over it. This is how it works with the alveolar nerve!
484
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,430
- One in two hundred thousand ... it can happen. - And it just happened to me!
485
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:28,672
- It's nobody's fault! - There was the trial!
486
00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:30,433
- A process? - Yes, but ...
487
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,113
It lasted two and a half years.
488
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,750
- And you didn't tell us anything? -It's stupid.
489
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,913
A "stupid"? He disfigured me!
490
00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,118
(screams) He's a butcher! Everyone must know!
491
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:49,151
- He ruined my life! -Let us lower our voices, there are children.
492
00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,356
Are you ashamed? "Dentist of the year"!
493
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,869
- Since your father made me? - He's not my father.
494
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:55,950
Have you seen?
495
00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,180
There was a trial in court and you didn't tell us?
496
00:37:58,180 --> 00:37:58,793
So as not to worry you.
There was a trial in court and you didn't tell us?
497
00:37:58,793 --> 00:38:01,315
So as not to worry you.
498
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,836
I bet Sonia you made her worry.
499
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:08,675
Maybe you even took her to hearings. Wore it?
500
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,071
- The nurse with the big tits? - Yes she.
501
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:13,150
There was.
502
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:15,117
- Says there was. - There was always.
503
00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:18,238
- He says he was always there. - And work, the testimony
504
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:20,994
- Ludo, let's go! - Can I get crabs?
505
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,071
No, leave them!
506
00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:25,630
- Where are you going? - Sea a ride '.!
507
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:28,394
There will be a village, on this island of shit.
508
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:34,590
- Goodbye, I'm so sorry. Here we go. - Until we meet again.
509
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,194
Here we go!
510
00:38:43,560 --> 00:38:44,755
Barbara.
511
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,519
What happened to her?
512
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,989
They will have given it the umbrella in the second row.
513
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:08,792
(NOT AUDIBLE VOICES) JOHN:No! No ...
514
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,470
Rudy Contrada?
515
00:39:12,720 --> 00:39:15,599
- Have we met before? - Do not you remember?
516
00:39:15,680 --> 00:39:18,433
- Quinta F. - Professor Pastor?
517
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:21,990
Hand! He was old, will have been dead for twenty years.
518
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:24,469
They are crooked, do you remember?
519
00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:26,073
- Giovanni Storti? - Yup!
520
00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:28,114
Shit, what a meltdown!
521
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:31,400
- I'm kidding! Wrong! - Stupid!
522
00:39:31,480 --> 00:39:33,835
- What are you doing here? - I'm on vacation with my family.
523
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,399
- Oh yes? - You, rather?
524
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:38,711
No family. Free as the wind.
525
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:42,316
Let's go eat "da Pino", the best fish on the island.
526
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:46,280
- I've already eaten. - Don't make me eat alone!
527
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:50,797
- I don't understand ... Stoni! - What an idiot!
528
00:39:50,880 --> 00:39:54,350
- Holy shit ... - And this? Always trendy!
529
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,477
Me, elegance ...
530
00:39:56,560 --> 00:39:59,393
RUDY: I had a "kick in the ass".
531
00:39:59,720 --> 00:40:02,553
With the fall of the Berlin Wall everything has changed.
532
00:40:02,640 --> 00:40:04,950
I got a saleswoman from Slovakia,
533
00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,953
then one from Estonia, from Belarus ...
534
00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:11,158
- A real godsend! - And now?
535
00:40:11,240 --> 00:40:17,077
We do everything in Eastern Europe. On the contrary, I don't do anything, I just count the money.
536
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:22,439
- And you? The shop? - The shop ...
537
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,755
-It is a different activity. -Yup!
538
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,153
It's another world, a very refined activity.
539
00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:35,360
- Yours is a niche shop. - Yes, niche niche ...
540
00:40:36,800 --> 00:40:41,920
I still remember your father, the counter, the smell of leather.
541
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,675
- Wonderful. - These are difficult times.
542
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:50,751
- The world has changed. - They are difficult for everyone. Almost all.
543
00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:56,716
I have ideas, but who has the money?
544
00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,174
Who are you hiding?
545
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,278
I haven't told anyone, but I know that in September
546
00:41:04,720 --> 00:41:05,710
I do not reopen.
547
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,510
Listen, would you make a company with me?
548
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,075
What do you mean?
549
00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:19,040
I put a hundred thousand euros and it becomes the shop more beautiful than Milan. What do you say?
550
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:22,590
- Are you joking? - No! And don't tell me no!
551
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:24,876
Let me do a good thing in life!
552
00:41:26,360 --> 00:41:30,354
- I do not know what to say! - What do you have to say? Let's toast!
553
00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:32,795
In the old days!
554
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,359
- Satisfy my curiosity. - Tell me.
555
00:41:43,440 --> 00:41:48,435
It's nonsense, one of those things that you can't get out of your head.
556
00:41:48,520 --> 00:41:51,831
- Tell me. - Do you remember when we used to go to school?
557
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,914
- What did you call me? - Rudy.
558
00:41:57,360 --> 00:41:59,317
Not when I was there, when I was going home.
559
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:04,793
I was helping my father at the fish counter and you could smell it ...
560
00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:09,356
"Smells like fish! We smell fish! "
561
00:42:10,280 --> 00:42:12,920
There was also a rhyme with the rhyme.
562
00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:15,790
"Do you feel that it stinks in this street ..."
563
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,470
"Maybe Rudy Contrada has passed".
564
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,915
Nice!
565
00:42:23,000 --> 00:42:26,755
It's been a lifetime! You can't be offended.
566
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:29,480
I am not, on the contrary, I have to thank you.
567
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:33,119
When I came home from school alone, I thought:
568
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:35,510
"I'll make him pay, to these pieces of shit. "
569
00:42:37,720 --> 00:42:39,040
Indeed...
570
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,311
Go ... I'll pay. The niche shop!
571
00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:49,759
You've always been an asshole.
572
00:42:50,480 --> 00:42:52,596
You also have the courage to ask me for money.
573
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:54,796
It's already a lot if I don't take you kick your ass!
574
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:09,274
What a dickhead!
575
00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:13,910
Where am I wrong? Tell me!
576
00:43:15,360 --> 00:43:18,432
What do I have to do to hold it together this family?
577
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,589
(COLLISION NOISE)
578
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,875
- Are you OK? - Yes, but what happened?
579
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,153
Holy shit!
580
00:43:41,480 --> 00:43:43,198
Do they all happen to me?
581
00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:55,638
Don't say anything to dad.
582
00:44:15,440 --> 00:44:20,913
Who did this work? There is the whole "thing" reversed.
583
00:44:21,000 --> 00:44:23,196
- The thing"... - Shh!
584
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,799
(softly) There are the threads you need ... They are "cosati"!
585
00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:31,315
Get me a Phillips screwdriver.
586
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:43,791
- Ouch! - What's up?
587
00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:45,473
- A big problem. - Here you are!
588
00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:47,995
Do you see this? That's the problem.
589
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,469
It's dad! Look at the nose.
590
00:44:51,080 --> 00:44:53,879
(LAUGHS)
591
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:57,637
Indeed, it is such and such!
592
00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:06,075
Ludo! Tonight we eat fish, me, you and mom?
593
00:45:06,160 --> 00:45:07,639
What do you think?
594
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,758
Shall we do two shots in the garden?
595
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:21,312
Penalties to five, like in the old days!
596
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:25,950
Is it time father? I'm playing. Can I, 0 is this also forbidden?
597
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:37,560
(BRIAN ABBAIA) What's wrong?
598
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,200
- I do not know? - Go look!
599
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:41,953
Do I have to do everything myself?
600
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,912
- Can you take it off? Stink. - Yes, it's true.
601
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,637
- Good morning. - It's dangerous?
602
00:45:59,720 --> 00:46:01,950
- Brian? - The dog!
603
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:03,794
Yes, Brian, the dog.
604
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:08,479
- Ah ... - And a little lamb. News about the house?
605
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,951
- Did the agency respond? - I'm here for another reason.
606
00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,396
- Whose SUV is this? -It is mine, why?
607
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:19,838
Well done! Do the side to one car and don't leave a ticket?
608
00:46:19,920 --> 00:46:23,356
- Is it like this in Milan? - Which side?
609
00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:28,640
These eyes see everything. The island is small, people talk.
610
00:46:28,720 --> 00:46:32,839
- I haven't used the car in two days. - Let's go take a look.
611
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:43,999
What a mess! I don't understand. I assure you I didn't use the car.
612
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:48,438
- Did something happen? - Did you take the car?
613
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,511
The? No.
614
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:55,395
- I didn't take it, neither did she. - Someone will have taken it!
615
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:57,676
GIOVANNI:Are you all right? - It depends.
616
00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,433
From what?
617
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,433
You want a complaint, the experts, confiscation?
618
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:07,913
I already agree with the other party. Four hundred euros and we are all happy.
619
00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:10,874
But it wasn't me!
620
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:15,636
Don't argue for a little money, we close and forget about it.
621
00:47:15,720 --> 00:47:18,394
It is a question of principle!
622
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:21,552
He's right! In fact, sorry if I'm allowed.
623
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,792
It's a question of civilization, honesty, fairness.
624
00:47:24,880 --> 00:47:26,837
Otherwise where do we go?
625
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:31,790
Holy words! Driving license and registration document, I call the tow truck for confiscation.
626
00:47:31,880 --> 00:47:35,874
Confrontation, dialogue is important. Don't you say anything?
627
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:40,193
- What do we have to do with it? - Today Salvo went to the lighthouse.
628
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:42,874
- It is far. - Are you calling Salvo a thief?
629
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:46,316
Not I say, but the judiciary.
630
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,630
Your daughter went to the lighthouse too!
631
00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:54,159
You're making friends, I'm glad. Friendship is the most important thing.
632
00:47:54,240 --> 00:47:57,232
But do me a favor, it's hot, it's seven o 'clock
633
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:00,312
and tonight I have people for dinner, let's do this:
634
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:04,394
one hundred euro for a family and I'll put the rest on.
635
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,393
Let me go home my wife is throwing the pasta.
636
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:19,876
It's the usual story ... to pay are always the same!
637
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:28,794
Sometimes, I wonder myself how good I am!
638
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:35,035
Until we meet again. I hope not to see you again. Lady.
639
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:37,760
- Until we meet again. - Marshal.
640
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,314
Come on.
641
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:52,350
What's up?
642
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,158
There is something wrong?
643
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,557
Nothing. Sleep.
644
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,390
- Do you still think about the car? GIACOMO:No, imagine!
645
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:09,835
-So, do you think about the customer? - We missed him too.
646
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:17,710
Ludovico. I lack respect, he avoids me.
647
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,593
Today, on the beach, because he said that I'm not his father?
648
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:29,797
- I have a feeling you hate me. - It's normal, he's 12!
649
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:32,998
At that age, with a mother like me, I'd hate everyone too!
650
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:38,629
(THE CIGOLA BED) (CARMEN GEME)
651
00:49:38,720 --> 00:49:41,439
So you can't make a speech!
652
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,629
It will be the power supply! (CARMEN SCREAMS)
653
00:49:49,400 --> 00:49:52,472
(VOICES FROM THE RADIO)
654
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:56,591
(Aldo yawns) Good morning.
655
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:01,229
Hello.
656
00:50:01,320 --> 00:50:02,913
ALDO:Good morning. GIOVANNI:Hi.
657
00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,832
GIACOMO:Coffee? ALDO:Thanks.
658
00:50:05,520 --> 00:50:06,954
Yes thanks.
659
00:50:13,160 --> 00:50:14,594
What a fool!
660
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,639
I'm for the car. Rightly so. Who did it was!
661
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:28,314
Thank you.
662
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:36,035
Then I give it to you too.
663
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:50,269
JOHN:Bring me a flexible one, willow or hornbeam type.
664
00:50:53,880 --> 00:50:58,238
This is eucalyptus, it is used to decorate the interior!
665
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:02,359
- I don't know the "marks" of the trees. GIOVANNI:"Marches of the trees".
666
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:07,349
- Can I ask you something? -I'll give you the money later, I'm in costume.
667
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:11,832
Not about the money, about your daughter. I see you have a good relationship.
668
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:13,718
Well ...
669
00:51:13,800 --> 00:51:17,509
How do you think I am with my son?
670
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,391
Giacomo ... you are a bit like cones.
671
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:25,671
(BRIAN ABBAIA)
672
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:30,357
The Italian school is in disarray! You really don't study Massimo Ranieri
673
00:51:31,360 --> 00:51:35,354
It seems impossible to me. The program is World War I,
674
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:38,193
Second World War and Massimo Ranie
675
00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:44,953
Nice? Can I teach you to "pick up" with the dog?
676
00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,234
It's easy.
677
00:51:48,200 --> 00:51:50,874
You pull the stick towards the goal, look.
678
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:52,792
- No! - What's up?
679
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:55,838
Honestly, I already have a girlfriend.
680
00:51:57,480 --> 00:51:59,153
Do you already have a girlfriend? Well done!
681
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:03,999
CARMEN:Here I see a mourning, a lack. -He is Ludovico's father.
682
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,310
- He got me pregnant and disappeared. - What an asshole!
683
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:07,470
Yes.
684
00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,918
- Can you see if Giacomo has another one? - Huh?
685
00:52:13,360 --> 00:52:14,839
Here "Giacomo"?
686
00:52:16,160 --> 00:52:17,639
Yes, of course.
687
00:52:18,360 --> 00:52:21,239
The boys, at that age, they need ...
688
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:22,549
Of?
689
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:25,554
- About that thing there ... - Of rules!
690
00:52:25,640 --> 00:52:26,869
No!
691
00:52:26,960 --> 00:52:29,998
The rules are obvious. Come on, you know!
692
00:52:30,080 --> 00:52:32,435
- Of affection. - Affection is beautiful,
693
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,750
but it takes something
694
00:52:34,840 --> 00:52:37,878
- Love? - Love and affection are the same thing.
695
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,318
- Come on, that comes to you! - It's okay, you tell me again.
696
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:46,280
For example, yesterday he was playing with the ...
697
00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:50,396
- The iPad. - Good boy! What was he playing at?
698
00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:54,517
- I don't know, I don't ... - "I don't know, me
699
00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:58,389
We must enter the children's games, you have to understand them.
700
00:52:58,480 --> 00:53:02,235
- Although every now and then ... - Thing?
701
00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:05,958
A slap every now and then he never hurt anyone.
702
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:07,360
You say?
703
00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:10,796
- Violence ... - I too abhor violence!
704
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,474
But a slap every now and then ...
705
00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:19,272
But let's use these "little hands", the hut is not built by itself!
706
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:26,115
We just write to each other, we live far away. I didn't understand if we are boy and girl.
707
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:30,910
You know what? Go and figure it out!
708
00:53:31,840 --> 00:53:37,153
Don't put it off. One says "then I'll think about it", but then it's too late!
709
00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:40,949
"Life has to be bitten, 0 remorse remain. "This is mine!
710
00:53:41,040 --> 00:53:44,635
- "Bites, remorse" ... do you understand? - Yup.
711
00:53:44,720 --> 00:53:47,394
A small masterpiece of hermetic poetry.
712
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:53,236
How about a drink"? Do we "break through"? Brian!
713
00:53:53,320 --> 00:53:56,153
CARMEN:It's my turn, shuffle and choose four dogs.
714
00:53:56,240 --> 00:53:58,959
Making your own tarot is bad.
715
00:54:00,160 --> 00:54:05,075
Ah! The secret. How come I didn't get there before?
716
00:54:05,160 --> 00:54:07,879
He is happy, caring and "trumpet" every night.
717
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:10,600
He has something to be forgiven!
718
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:15,353
If I "catch" with another, I make him get his hernias back!
719
00:54:15,440 --> 00:54:20,230
It had been thrown into a corner for months, all rusty.
720
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:25,955
-Motors break if they don't walk. - You did him a favor, to get him!
721
00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,750
We put five euros in petrol!
722
00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:33,679
The lawyer says see you next time "bullshit" I end up in prison.
723
00:54:33,760 --> 00:54:35,194
You don't do it!
724
00:54:41,160 --> 00:54:44,118
Alessia, can I tell you something?
725
00:54:45,160 --> 00:54:48,516
It's lucky you met. You're nice,
726
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,831
talking is beautiful and we walk a lot.
727
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:55,993
I feel this iodine is good for me!
728
00:54:57,120 --> 00:55:01,717
There is one thing I would like to ask you, according to you ...
729
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,878
Is "trumpeting" a possibility?
730
00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:12,675
Why not!
731
00:55:14,840 --> 00:55:18,515
- What do you mean? - Okay, let's do it.
732
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,313
Now? - Do you prefer later?
733
00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:24,239
No ...
734
00:55:24,320 --> 00:55:28,553
- More than anything else, where? - Here, behind the dunes.
735
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:33,077
- Or at home. - In my parents' bed? It makes an impression on me.
736
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:39,270
- In that of mine. - I was speaking in general, it was more an idea ...
737
00:55:42,160 --> 00:55:46,233
- Fear, huh? - It's not fear.
738
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,671
- Partially yes. - Come on, idiot, let's go take a bath.
739
00:56:01,080 --> 00:56:04,869
Brian! Come here!
740
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:06,109
Brian!
741
00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:15,279
- You see it? - Thing?
742
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:16,759
JOHN: They are playing!
743
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,912
- Play too, participate! - Bravo, you're right!
744
00:56:23,080 --> 00:56:24,991
(CRUNCH)
745
00:56:39,800 --> 00:56:41,154
Brian!
746
00:56:42,400 --> 00:56:44,960
(Screams) Brian!
747
00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,751
But where? (screams) Was he with you?
748
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:52,196
- Haven't seen him in a while. - (screams) Brian!
749
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:55,918
'(Screams) Brian! '(Screams) Brian!
750
00:56:57,000 --> 00:57:00,595
- (screams) Brian! - (Melissa and Ilary scream) Brian!
751
00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:03,479
- (Alessia screams) Brian! - (Except screams) Brian!
752
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,439
- (Melissa screams) Brian! CARMEN:Something happened.
753
00:57:06,520 --> 00:57:09,319
I perceive these things.
754
00:57:09,400 --> 00:57:12,552
Who are you, the sorceress Circe? It will be nearby!
755
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:16,873
- Don't worry, come back. - I feel the tragedies!
756
00:57:16,960 --> 00:57:20,271
I have powers. call it a gift or a curse.
757
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:25,717
- You cut it! - But what curse? We are in 2019,
758
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:31,398
There is such a thing as technology. Have you heard of it?
759
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:35,439
Brian has a microchip in his collar, with the appropriate "app"
760
00:57:35,520 --> 00:57:39,036
is "HM!" both precisely for "appropriate", and ...
761
00:57:39,120 --> 00:57:40,349
And "?
762
00:57:42,400 --> 00:57:46,189
And "shit" doesn't happen. The satellites are not aligned.
763
00:57:46,280 --> 00:57:49,113
You got it in the same store of the printer?
764
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,394
- Maybe he was kidnapped! - From who?
765
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:54,471
From those of the crashed car.
766
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:58,179
They are impulsive people, a wrong look and make your car explode.
767
00:57:58,960 --> 00:58:02,590
- But who are they? - Didn't we give him the money?
768
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:06,833
- Maybe if the Marshal is kept. ALDO:But no!
769
00:58:06,920 --> 00:58:10,356
- 0 was the gentleman on the beach. - Which?
770
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:16,118
- The client permanently scarred. - I have not scarred anyone!
771
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:21,036
Check it out! "My studio is among the most prestigious in Lombardy!
772
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:25,796
There was a little accident while I was working on the alveolar nerve ..
773
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:30,511
- He said, "I'll kill you, you piece of shit." - What about Brian?
774
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:35,993
I too, yesterday, had an argument, in town.
775
00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:37,070
With whom?
776
00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:40,391
Do you remember Rudy Contrada? I met him by chance.
777
00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,949
- Why did you fight? GIOVANNI:So ...
778
00:58:43,040 --> 00:58:44,314
I found it!
779
00:58:44,840 --> 00:58:50,597
- Where did it go? - And far away! How did it get there?
780
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,993
JOHN: In two hundred meters, turn right.
781
00:58:58,280 --> 00:59:00,715
In a hundred meters, turn right.
782
00:59:03,440 --> 00:59:07,752
- In fifty meters, turn right. - I understand! To the right!
783
00:59:07,840 --> 00:59:10,514
I beg you! You make my brain melt!
784
00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:14,150
You say you understand, but we missed the turn!
785
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,558
As soon as possible, reverse the direction of travel.
786
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:20,995
Did you understand?
787
00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:24,232
- As soon as I allow the roadway. -Let's go on "ad Iibitum"!
788
00:59:24,320 --> 00:59:26,630
GIOVANNI:As soon as possible, reverse the direction of travel.
789
00:59:26,720 --> 00:59:28,552
GIACOMO: I understand!
790
00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:31,509
JOHN: It looks like a steamer is mooring.
791
00:59:31,600 --> 00:59:35,355
It's a big car, not a can.
792
00:59:35,440 --> 00:59:38,478
We need caution, about it.
793
00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:41,712
JOHN:You bought the big car, but you can't drive it!
794
00:59:41,800 --> 00:59:45,316
GIACOMO: The streets are small!
795
00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:48,280
You won't be much of a dentist,
796
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,716
but about how you drive nothing can be said to you!
You won't be much of a dentist,
797
00:59:51,716 --> 00:59:51,800
You won't be much of a dentist,
798
00:59:51,800 --> 00:59:53,791
- Do you want to drive? - I didn't say anything!
You won't be much of a dentist,
799
00:59:53,791 --> 00:59:53,880
You won't be much of a dentist,
800
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:56,110
- Not you, him! ALDO:Why are you looking at me?
You won't be much of a dentist,
801
00:59:56,110 --> 00:59:56,200
You won't be much of a dentist,
802
00:59:56,200 --> 00:59:58,180
GIACOMO:If I look behind ... ALDO:Brian wait!
You won't be much of a dentist,
803
00:59:58,180 --> 00:59:58,199
GIOVANNI:We are in the middle of the road. ALDO:Don't collect.
GIACOMO:If I look behind ... ALDO:Brian wait!
You won't be much of a dentist,
804
00:59:58,199 --> 00:59:58,794
GIACOMO:If I look behind ... ALDO:Brian wait!
GIOVANNI:We are in the middle of the road. ALDO:Don't collect.
805
00:59:58,794 --> 01:00:02,475
GIOVANNI:We are in the middle of the road. ALDO:Don't collect.
806
01:00:17,240 --> 01:00:20,835
Can you go faster? The trees are overtaking us.
807
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:24,800
The terrain is rough and the tires are not adequate.
808
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:28,430
It's an SUV, it's made on purpose, I says the word.
809
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,477
"On Variable Surface
810
01:00:30,560 --> 01:00:33,552
This has only two-wheel drive.
811
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:37,918
You already "busted" it for me, at least save the shock absorbers!
812
01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:40,833
- Do you know how much they cost? GIOVANNI:It's really true!
813
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:42,558
Thing?
814
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:44,517
"Big SUV, little man"!
815
01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:49,309
JOHN:Giacomo ... - What are you doing?
816
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,878
"Little man" stops here.
817
01:00:52,640 --> 01:00:56,235
You're right, we apologize.
818
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:59,950
Giovanni, apologize to the little one ...
819
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:05,911
to Mr. Giacomino, a great professional and a dentist of lineage who must be respected.
820
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,310
- Apologize. - (whispers) Sorry.
821
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:12,198
- I have not heard. - Sorry.
822
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:14,669
- I have not heard. - Sorry!
823
01:01:14,760 --> 01:01:16,831
Maybe you have to go to the otorino!
824
01:01:17,760 --> 01:01:19,034
Shall we proceed?
825
01:01:22,760 --> 01:01:27,118
It happens even to the best. Now, however, step on the pedal
826
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:32,149
and get this car going! My dog is dying of starvation. Thank you.
827
01:01:40,040 --> 01:01:41,030
And now?
828
01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,314
- (Aldo yells) Brian! - (Giovanni yells) Brian!
829
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:54,155
- (screams) Brian! - (whispers) Brian ...
830
01:01:54,960 --> 01:01:58,140
It's a dog, not a cat!
831
01:01:58,140 --> 01:01:58,430
- You call him! - (whistles and screams) Brian!
It's a dog, not a cat!
832
01:01:58,430 --> 01:02:03,914
- You call him! - (whistles and screams) Brian!
833
01:02:04,000 --> 01:02:08,153
- You have to throw out of here, say "thing" ... - Of?
834
01:02:08,240 --> 01:02:09,514
(Screams) Brian!
835
01:02:10,840 --> 01:02:14,515
It's here, but you can't see it. Where will it be? (screams) Brian!
836
01:02:14,960 --> 01:02:17,713
- (screams) Brian! - Incredible...
837
01:02:18,120 --> 01:02:19,110
Thing?
838
01:02:19,200 --> 01:02:23,273
He came this far to throw himself under, poor beast!
839
01:02:23,360 --> 01:02:29,117
Dogs don't commit suicide! He always was cheerful, happy, smiling.
840
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:35,151
- You already talk about it in the past tense. - I say "was" because who knows where it is now.
841
01:02:35,760 --> 01:02:39,674
I saw him two hours ago scampering happily on the beach.
842
01:02:39,760 --> 01:02:43,799
- Keep this memory dear. - (screams) Brian!
843
01:02:44,560 --> 01:02:46,073
(Screams) Brian!
844
01:02:47,560 --> 01:02:49,392
- Brian ... - Aldo!
845
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,350
-And he? - Which?
846
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:57,477
That disjointed cluster.
847
01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:03,553
- They are stones! It doesn't move. - After a flight of thirty meters, this is normal.
848
01:03:04,320 --> 01:03:08,075
- Poor beast. - (screams) Brian!
849
01:03:08,600 --> 01:03:10,273
(Aldo yells) Brianino!
850
01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:15,389
- You really are a bastard! - Because?
851
01:03:15,480 --> 01:03:19,314
- Why are you raging? He suffers. - What about you, then?
852
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,390
Thing?
853
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,552
You scare people and these are the consequences.
854
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:29,556
I have not scarred anyone! They also acquitted me on appeal!
855
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:32,837
"Also on appeal ..." (BRIAN ABBAIA)
856
01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,958
ALDO: Brian, is that you? Brian!
857
01:03:36,760 --> 01:03:40,549
(BRIAN WAYS) ALDO:Brian, my love!
858
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:44,235
(BRIAN ABBAIA) How beautiful you are! Where have you been?
859
01:03:44,320 --> 01:03:47,597
What have you done? (THE OTHER DOG BAYS)
860
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,639
JOHN: You understand, Brian!
861
01:03:49,720 --> 01:03:52,394
GIACOMO: It must be a family fault.
862
01:03:58,140 --> 01:03:57,953
ALDO: And now ... big party!
863
01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:03,670
(ALDO LETS THE GLASS TINT)
864
01:04:03,760 --> 01:04:09,199
A little attention, please. To Brian! The prodigal son.
865
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,875
And to all those you have shamed for no reason!
866
01:04:13,600 --> 01:04:16,592
The Marshal, the friend, what you scarred
867
01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,830
It is not true! I have not scarred anyone!
868
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:25,192
Listen to Brian, who reminded us most important of all!
869
01:04:26,520 --> 01:04:28,318
- "A || you need is love"! GIRLS:Tattarattatà!
870
01:04:28,400 --> 01:04:29,913
ALDO: Tattarattatà!
871
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,991
- To Brian! TOGETHER:To Brian!
872
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:34,549
ALDO: Health to all! My love...
873
01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:37,351
(NOT AUDIBLE VOICES)
874
01:04:37,440 --> 01:04:39,875
ALDO:Here you are! PAOLA:Come on, uncork!
875
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:43,991
(NOT AUDIBLE VOICES)
876
01:04:48,080 --> 01:04:50,310
(NOT AUDIBLE VOICES)
877
01:04:53,120 --> 01:04:56,476
- He has to do the drawing ... ALDO:Now let's open another one!
878
01:04:56,560 --> 01:05:00,633
(NOT AUDIBLE VOICES) A little drop ...
879
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:04,751
Shh! (BARBARA SPEAKS FRENCH)
880
01:05:04,840 --> 01:05:07,832
(LAUGHS) CARMEN:She's crazy!
881
01:05:07,920 --> 01:05:13,040
BARBARA:But that's not true! (NOT AUDIBLE VOICES)
882
01:05:13,720 --> 01:05:18,920
- Come on, on ... - That "stuff" there? Can not be done!
883
01:05:19,360 --> 01:05:24,958
CARMEN:Based on the water you throw away the salt. - That's not true, you have to put first ...
884
01:05:25,040 --> 01:05:27,839
I need the password credit card.
885
01:05:27,920 --> 01:05:29,797
I don't remember it.
886
01:05:29,880 --> 01:05:31,393
Ask dad.
887
01:05:32,520 --> 01:05:35,831
- Yes, but after a while ... - Your credit card password.
888
01:05:36,680 --> 01:05:39,638
- For what? - I need to download a video game.
889
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:45,515
- Let's eat ice cream, then let's see. - I need it now.
890
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:50,549
We are at the sea, forget it video games. If I said no, it's no.
891
01:05:51,120 --> 01:05:53,794
Come on, give me this fucking password!
892
01:05:55,480 --> 01:06:00,600
- What did you say? Repeat! - Give me this fucking password!
893
01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,677
What are you doing? Are you crazy?
894
01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:16,799
- Sorry, I was wrong, I'm going. -He's my son, I'm going.
895
01:06:19,040 --> 01:06:22,954
It doesn't matter, these things happen.
896
01:06:23,040 --> 01:06:25,270
- What do I do, am I going? - Go!
897
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:36,360
But yes! Nothing happened! A couple of slaps are good for him!
898
01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:38,192
What are you saying?
899
01:06:38,280 --> 01:06:42,513
Today's kids lack authority.
900
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:47,390
- Why are you making circles? - Children tear parents apart
901
01:06:47,480 --> 01:06:53,112
and put them in the freezer, and don't tell me it's not true
902
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:56,318
and the problem is my circles with the fingers?
903
01:06:56,400 --> 01:07:00,109
So, we guys would be all criminals
904
01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:03,431
and then you come and solve everything to "blows"?
905
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:08,276
So, for example, to that friend of yours there
906
01:07:08,360 --> 01:07:13,230
if they gave him two more slaps, would still be cleansed.
907
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:16,950
- Look, dude! - Thanks Dad.
908
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:21,159
You ruined everyone's evening and me the holiday, are you happy? Good boy.
909
01:07:21,680 --> 01:07:23,751
Fuck off! Except, let's go.
910
01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:33,471
Well done! What do we do now? Shall we slap her too?
911
01:07:33,560 --> 01:07:36,234
What's on your mind?
912
01:07:36,320 --> 01:07:38,550
- You wanna know? - Yes exactly.
913
01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,472
I mean two years ago.
914
01:07:40,560 --> 01:07:43,552
- Do you know what happens in September? - No what?
915
01:07:43,640 --> 01:07:47,998
The shop closes forever. Finished.
916
01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:51,871
Perhaps!
917
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:56,909
Long last! It is from 1921 that you break our balls with the insoles!
918
01:07:57,280 --> 01:08:00,193
And what do I do, the laundry? Ironing?
919
01:08:00,280 --> 01:08:03,671
Good boy! I've been washing and ironing for twenty years!
920
01:08:04,320 --> 01:08:08,473
It would be enough for me to return to being a normal father and husband.
921
01:08:12,400 --> 01:08:17,395
Incidentally, Giovanni, every now and then it would also be nice to "fuck"
922
01:08:25,600 --> 01:08:26,954
Limoncello?
923
01:08:31,840 --> 01:08:33,672
But yes, a drop.
924
01:08:36,560 --> 01:08:39,598
I'm not angry, I'm sorry for him.
925
01:08:41,080 --> 01:08:43,310
I don't know how to help change things.
926
01:08:44,320 --> 01:08:47,039
They do not change now, they are just like that.
927
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,395
Look at my father, "I can't do this do "," I can't do this "...
928
01:08:53,440 --> 01:08:56,671
We have a wheelchair at home, says you never know!
929
01:08:56,760 --> 01:08:57,989
Of course.
930
01:08:58,180 --> 01:09:01,914
You know how many sick days he's been on this year? 117,
931
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:09,114
He is not a slacker, but he "shits down". He is afraid of making mistakes, of failing.
932
01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:15,110
- When he was young, he was good. - Your father?
933
01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:21,151
Yup! sang in the clubs. Morandi, Ranieri, that music there.
934
01:09:21,240 --> 01:09:25,393
One day he is noticed and invited to a special evening.
935
01:09:25,480 --> 01:09:29,474
Whoever wins goes to Sanremo. My father, in Sanremo!
936
01:09:30,080 --> 01:09:34,392
What does he do? He makes up an excuse and it doesn't work.
937
01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:37,679
He was afraid to sing in front to all those people.
938
01:09:38,200 --> 01:09:43,559
What can we do, rage? Tell him to get a move on, don't believe him?
939
01:09:44,280 --> 01:09:48,831
Because? He is like that and I keep it that way.
940
01:09:49,560 --> 01:09:53,440
The same goes for your father. After all, it's not bad.
941
01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,559
Just look at you.
942
01:09:59,640 --> 01:10:01,199
He did a good job.
943
01:10:38,400 --> 01:10:44,316
So to say, if I had to choose you another man, how would you like me?
944
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:50,789
- What do you say? - One day you might get tired of me.
945
01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:54,760
- What do you want to tell me? -It's a game. Who would you like?
946
01:10:54,840 --> 01:10:57,912
- Tell me the truth, do you have another one? - Huh?
947
01:10:58,000 --> 01:11:02,949
I'm not stupid! You are always cheerful, it is clear that you have another.
948
01:11:03,040 --> 01:11:06,920
- The tarot cards also say it. - What exactly do they say?
949
01:11:08,800 --> 01:11:11,918
That you are keeping something important from me.
950
01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:14,710
- Come on, come here. - No!
951
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:19,832
- Do we have to fight over osmosis too? - Do not touch me!
952
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:24,830
Oh well, if they say the tarot!
953
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:26,513
ALDO: Good night.
954
01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:31,711
I know, as I would like.
955
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,715
- Thing? - The other man.
956
01:11:34,800 --> 01:11:37,474
- How would you like it? - With hair!
957
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:43,036
- Be quiet, they hear us! - You can't hear it.
958
01:11:43,120 --> 01:11:46,238
- To the sea they told me yes! - For real?
959
01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:49,153
- What a shit figure! - Let's be quiet.
960
01:11:50,040 --> 01:11:53,590
- Will you make me the tiger man move? -Do you want me to break your arm?
961
01:11:54,480 --> 01:11:57,472
(SUCKING STRAW)
962
01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:06,874
(screams) Ludo?
963
01:12:08,480 --> 01:12:13,998
(screams) Breakfast is ready! Now stop.
964
01:12:16,480 --> 01:12:18,118
Ludo, breakfast is
965
01:12:40,360 --> 01:12:42,920
(BURST AND WHISTLE)
966
01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:46,880
(EXPLOSION) We can do better, Gerolin!
967
01:12:46,960 --> 01:12:49,713
You have to do better! More gunpowder.
968
01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:53,395
- It is not too much? - Never! They come from all over the islands
969
01:12:53,480 --> 01:12:57,917
to see this show which must be unforgettable!
970
01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:02,836
- Why do you care so much? - It is the most important holiday of the year.
971
01:13:02,920 --> 01:13:07,994
The most precious event, the end of this fucking summer!
972
01:13:08,080 --> 01:13:13,359
You understand? These thousands of tourists, red, skinned,
973
01:13:13,440 --> 01:13:16,193
with those hideous flip flops!
974
01:13:16,280 --> 01:13:18,556
And with the "pinocchietti"!
975
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:23,999
They finally leave and for a year we don't see them anymore! Fire!
976
01:13:26,800 --> 01:13:29,269
(BURST AND WHISTLE)
977
01:13:30,760 --> 01:13:33,274
Marvelous! You like fireworks?
978
01:13:33,360 --> 01:13:35,078
- Enough.
979
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:40,277
It's weird ... if you think about it, the fires are a hit
980
01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:44,354
- If you don't think about it, I'm a marvel. - Like life!
981
01:13:45,200 --> 01:13:49,398
But fuck off! Now do the metaphors too!
982
01:13:52,200 --> 01:13:55,511
The Milanese! (NOT AUDIBLE VOICES)
983
01:13:55,600 --> 01:14:00,515
The Milanese! Come here! Stop them, come up with something.
984
01:14:00,600 --> 01:14:04,878
-It's closed, I'm sick. - We can not! It is our duty!
985
01:14:04,960 --> 01:14:08,954
- "Where everyone flees, we go!" - Isn't that the motto of the fire brigade?
986
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,109
But it's nice!
987
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:17,234
"And entered the room reserved for it
988
01:14:17,320 --> 01:14:21,837
the mother found a letter hand written
989
01:14:22,440 --> 01:14:24,670
from the aforementioned minor. "
990
01:14:25,360 --> 01:14:28,512
- Well done! Not even one - Thank you.
991
01:14:29,240 --> 01:14:34,713
Letter that reads verbatim: 'I'm fine, don't come looking for me,
992
01:14:34,800 --> 01:14:36,518
don't break my balls'.
993
01:14:37,600 --> 01:14:40,672
He left an unambiguous message.
994
01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:46,392
- In your opinion, what should we do? - Hear these words!
995
01:14:46,480 --> 01:14:47,993
He's 12!
996
01:14:48,080 --> 01:14:50,754
Who didn't have it? Yet we are all here.
997
01:14:51,160 --> 01:14:55,552
- Let's leave him alone for half a day. - Are you sure you're a Carabiniere?
998
01:14:55,840 --> 01:14:58,673
I often ask myself.
999
01:15:00,120 --> 01:15:03,511
(THE MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES) It's Barbara.
1000
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:05,590
Ready?
1001
01:15:08,760 --> 01:15:10,114
In Follonica?
1002
01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:15,511
He drove 500 kilometers to go to find the Danish penfriend.
1003
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:18,911
- Who is? - I don't know, I have no idea.
1004
01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:22,709
They have been writing to each other for two years and I didn't know, what mother am I?
1005
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:23,949
What does that have to do with anything?
1006
01:15:24,040 --> 01:15:27,158
Rightly so. Why should he confide in me?
1007
01:15:27,240 --> 01:15:30,517
I'm always angry, I hate everyone. He's right.
1008
01:15:30,600 --> 01:15:33,240
I can't stand anyone, not even myself.
1009
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:39,035
- Do you know what? You go. - Huh?
1010
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,714
You go, without me, alone.
1011
01:15:41,800 --> 01:15:43,552
- The? Alone? - Yup!
1012
01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:48,512
I know myself as soon as I arrive I start to piss him off.
1013
01:15:48,600 --> 01:15:51,513
I am like that! You have to go there.
1014
01:16:03,440 --> 01:16:06,239
You can't go on the highway with this lighthouse.
1015
01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:10,111
Even so, I don't think it's up to standard.
1016
01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:13,076
- Thank you. JOHN:Listen ...
1017
01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:17,270
I thought ... I'll come with you if you want.
1018
01:16:17,360 --> 01:16:21,274
So, to keep you company. So much here ...
1019
01:16:23,120 --> 01:16:28,433
And anyway ... the advice of slaps I could have saved myself.
1020
01:16:31,720 --> 01:16:36,476
- Where are the others? - Giacomo goes to Follonica with Giovanni.
1021
01:16:36,560 --> 01:16:39,234
- You go too! - Because?
1022
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:43,676
You have fun with them, what are you doing here?
1023
01:16:43,760 --> 01:16:49,836
How can I do? I have reflux back, the fault of the swordfish.
1024
01:16:49,920 --> 01:16:55,279
ALDO:I have an inflamed lumbar band! - Enough of this bullshit!
1025
01:16:55,360 --> 01:17:01,072
That's enough! You know Zanardi? He has no legs and runs marathons!
1026
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:03,078
The marathons!
1027
01:17:05,120 --> 01:17:10,593
RADIO:"This is Radio Italia, let's listen to 'How beautiful summer is'! "
1028
01:17:10,680 --> 01:17:15,277
(MUSIC)
1029
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:26,079
Thank you. These are the moments where you see how much people are worth.
1030
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:30,677
Yes, but if you don't accelerate, in Follonica we arrive at Christmas!
1031
01:17:30,760 --> 01:17:34,958
The limit is 90! There are speed cameras.
1032
01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:41,753
- Don't see ghosts everywhere! - Let yourself go, Jack!
1033
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:45,673
Let these 4000 horses gallop!
1034
01:17:45,760 --> 01:17:49,116
You have to leave two fire furrows! (TURN UP THE MUSIC VOLUME)
1035
01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:50,599
Go!
1036
01:17:59,920 --> 01:18:02,799
(SHOOTING THE AUTOVELOX)
1037
01:18:07,760 --> 01:18:10,912
Am I talking to you? With people I have a certain ...
1038
01:18:11,360 --> 01:18:12,998
A way of ...
1039
01:18:13,760 --> 01:18:19,472
You've done enough already! Shut up and let me talk.
1040
01:18:19,560 --> 01:18:22,074
Homo say "savoìr fame".
1041
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:24,834
POLICEMAN:Good morning. - Good morning.
1042
01:18:24,920 --> 01:18:29,949
- Do you know what the speed limit is? - He's absolutely right!
1043
01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:35,558
- We're going to do a delicate thing. - We're looking for the son, he ran away.
1044
01:18:35,640 --> 01:18:39,474
- He was there last night and not this morning. - A minor runaway?
1045
01:18:39,560 --> 01:18:44,873
The police have been informed. Everything is under control.
1046
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:50,831
- Law enforcement? Where is your son? - He's not really your son ...
1047
01:18:50,920 --> 01:18:53,799
- Of course? -He is a relative child.
1048
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:55,598
He is my son.
1049
01:19:01,160 --> 01:19:04,835
GIACOMO:Okay, so? POLICEMAN:Now try on the other leg.
1050
01:19:08,840 --> 01:19:13,277
I just don't know how to take it, that blessed boy!
1051
01:19:13,840 --> 01:19:18,994
- I can't establish a dialogue. - That's the way it is at that age. I have two.
1052
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:25,793
One of 16 and the other of 13, The baby now she is obsessed and eats only kiwifruit.
1053
01:19:27,360 --> 01:19:29,715
Now, come back on the line.
1054
01:19:31,800 --> 01:19:36,317
With children it's all complicated, being strict or understanding,
1055
01:19:36,400 --> 01:19:41,076
leave them free or check them? But something must be done!
1056
01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:46,669
- What does she do? - I'll buy you kiwifruit.
1057
01:19:48,000 --> 01:19:50,435
POLICEMAN: All right, now I'm sending you away.
1058
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:52,158
Good luck for your son.
1059
01:19:52,240 --> 01:19:54,959
Thank you. It did me good to talk to her.
1060
01:19:58,140 --> 01:19:59,432
It is thought that law enforcement are punitive, instead ...
1061
01:19:59,520 --> 01:20:01,955
No, we are men too!
1062
01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:06,159
They are 400 euros and six points of the license.
1063
01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:08,040
Six points?
1064
01:20:08,120 --> 01:20:10,794
Four for excess speed and two for the broken headlight.
1065
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:12,518
Scotch is not enough!
1066
01:20:23,320 --> 01:20:26,676
POLICEMAN:Good luck! - Go to hell!
1067
01:21:14,640 --> 01:21:18,076
- (in English) Who is it? - (in English) My father.
1068
01:21:25,040 --> 01:21:28,237
Thanks for letting us know, Helmut.
1069
01:21:28,320 --> 01:21:31,597
Sorry for disturbing. In fact, tell me how much I owe you.
1070
01:21:31,680 --> 01:21:36,754
No disturbance. I'm alone with Else, the caravan is large
1071
01:21:36,840 --> 01:21:38,478
and the boys are happy.
1072
01:21:40,160 --> 01:21:47,157
I am very happy to meet you. Ludovico talks about you in letters.
1073
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:51,714
"My father is a great dentist!" "My father here, my father there
1074
01:21:51,800 --> 01:21:53,120
Really?
1075
01:21:57,440 --> 01:21:59,670
Sorry if I ask you, but ...
1076
01:22:02,560 --> 01:22:06,269
- What does Else say about me? - What do you mean?
1077
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:10,240
- Do you speak well of me in letters? - Ah!
1078
01:22:10,320 --> 01:22:13,756
We do not read Ludovico's letters.
1079
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:16,719
- No? - As a matter of "privacy".
1080
01:22:16,800 --> 01:22:20,430
For real? I read Iole when Else sleeps.
1081
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:24,957
I enter his room like a thief and I read them with the flashlight.
1082
01:22:25,360 --> 01:22:27,829
Reading their stuff helps you understand them.
1083
01:22:27,920 --> 01:22:30,355
- Listen, Ludovico ... - Yup?
1084
01:22:30,440 --> 01:22:33,159
What exactly does it say in the letters?
1085
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:37,234
"Dad, dad ...", but then he ran away here!
1086
01:22:37,680 --> 01:22:41,719
I understood this, you love your wife and she loves you.
1087
01:22:41,800 --> 01:22:46,112
Ludovico loves you both, but every now and then you should tell yourself!
1088
01:22:47,280 --> 01:22:49,954
ALDO: Pizza! Pizza!
1089
01:22:50,560 --> 01:22:55,634
The sand is hot! (HELMUT SPEAKS DANISH)
1090
01:22:56,320 --> 01:22:58,516
(HELMUT SPEAKS DANISH)
1091
01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:05,309
I'm sorry, Helmut, with the herring there was not. One moment! Selfie!
1092
01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:09,829
(CAMERA SHOT) CARMEN:Look how they have fun!
1093
01:23:09,920 --> 01:23:12,753
CARMEN:They're having a great time! - Let me see!
1094
01:23:14,280 --> 01:23:19,036
- Of course they have fun, I'm not there! - May I tell you something?
1095
01:23:19,120 --> 01:23:21,236
- Yup. - You broke the dick!
1096
01:23:21,320 --> 01:23:23,072
- You say? PAOLA:Eh, yes!
1097
01:23:23,160 --> 01:23:25,515
They get along and you get angry, have fun and cry.
1098
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:28,592
You're lucky they don't abandon you on the highway!
1099
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:32,677
- What should I do? - Do not do nothing.
1100
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:38,278
I'll give you the treatment tonight! Ate, your friends take care of it.
1101
01:23:42,120 --> 01:23:45,829
Are you really Danish? (HELMUT SPEAKS DANISH)
1102
01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:50,994
How is Denmark? Neat, clean, no traffic?
1103
01:23:51,080 --> 01:23:53,151
(HELMUT SPEAKS DANISH)
1104
01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:56,995
With you, the shops are good of shoe accessories?
1105
01:23:58,120 --> 01:23:59,110
Thing?
1106
01:23:59,200 --> 01:24:05,116
Insoles, laces, graduated heels, shanks, caps ...
1107
01:24:05,200 --> 01:24:06,998
IGNAZIO:Helmut!
1108
01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:10,436
- What happens? IGNAZIO:Tragedy!
1109
01:24:10,760 --> 01:24:11,955
HELMUT:What's the problem, Ignatius?
1110
01:24:12,040 --> 01:24:14,919
Challenge with the "Papete" and it's just you and me.
1111
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:19,039
- Damn "Papete"! - What is "Papete"?
1112
01:24:19,120 --> 01:24:23,637
The campsite nearby, extra-luxury, all thin!
1113
01:24:24,000 --> 01:24:27,516
"Babydance", "pay you" parable, "Wi-Fi"!
1114
01:24:35,520 --> 01:24:38,512
(VOICES)
1115
01:24:41,840 --> 01:24:45,799
(VOICES)
1116
01:24:52,280 --> 01:24:55,398
It's okay! Goals!
1117
01:24:57,720 --> 01:25:00,234
What a shot of shit! (VOICES)
1118
01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:02,434
Go!
1119
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:08,400
Pope!
1120
01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,552
Else! (SHOUT)
1121
01:25:36,720 --> 01:25:41,590
GIACOMO:Next time you decide to escape, let us know!
1122
01:25:42,240 --> 01:25:47,110
GIACOMO:We were going to have a heart attack! - You're right, dad, sorry.
1123
01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:53,710
You have to be calm, now mum and I will fix everything.
1124
01:25:54,160 --> 01:25:59,234
I will try to work less, so much the home loan is paid.
1125
01:26:00,240 --> 01:26:05,872
Car leasing too! Then, there is great hope on the horizon
1126
01:26:05,960 --> 01:26:07,633
the "Flat Tax"!
1127
01:26:10,560 --> 01:26:12,870
How's it going with Else?
1128
01:26:14,160 --> 01:26:17,516
- Because? - Just to say...
1129
01:26:18,720 --> 01:26:21,553
do you want to stay another week?
1130
01:26:21,640 --> 01:26:25,474
- I talked to Helmut, he agrees. - And mum?
1131
01:26:25,560 --> 01:26:28,871
I'll talk to her, don't worry.
1132
01:26:28,960 --> 01:26:31,793
G - Ouch! raZIe!
1133
01:26:33,240 --> 01:26:37,074
HELMUT:Now and always ... TOGETHER:"Papete suca!"
1134
01:26:37,680 --> 01:26:42,709
Please, behave yourself. And if you need, call!
1135
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:45,037
- Did I give you the money? - Yup.
1136
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:47,475
Then I wanted to tell you something else.
1137
01:26:49,160 --> 01:26:53,518
Maybe we're not used to it and it's my fault
1138
01:26:54,280 --> 01:26:56,874
but I meant that ...
1139
01:26:57,520 --> 01:27:02,549
- Tell me. - Another hundred euros can be convenient for you.
1140
01:27:02,640 --> 01:27:06,952
- If you don't spend it, you give it back to me. - Okay, dad. I love you too.
1141
01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:13,160
(HORN) JOHN:Shall we go?
1142
01:27:58,180 --> 01:28:00,993
PLAY FROM THE MOBILE PHONE: "We ate pizza,
1143
01:28:01,080 --> 01:28:04,198
played a game of football ... "
1144
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:07,159
(NOT AUDIBLE VOICES)
1145
01:28:21,080 --> 01:28:22,718
JOHN: This is the last one.
1146
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,677
GIACOMO:The last thing? - Break.
1147
01:28:25,080 --> 01:28:28,994
The last ferry leaves in two hours and seventeen minutes.
1148
01:28:29,080 --> 01:28:34,519
254 kilometers away and the speed limit ...
1149
01:28:34,600 --> 01:28:37,513
I have a beginning of prostatitis.
1150
01:28:37,600 --> 01:28:42,720
- It's not an organ that works! - Poor thing, if he has problems!
1151
01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:46,191
He has problems in his head! Hurry up.
1152
01:28:46,280 --> 01:28:47,759
Those are problems too.
1153
01:28:57,640 --> 01:29:00,154
I can not believe it!
1154
01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:04,353
- I feel bad! - What is it, again?
1155
01:29:04,440 --> 01:29:07,637
Massimo Ranieri plays tonight! And we stopped here!
1156
01:29:08,320 --> 01:29:13,030
-It is a sign of destiny! - No, piss every ten minutes!
1157
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:18,798
- Let's go to Santa Marinella. - We don't talk about it! Giacomo, no!
1158
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:25,752
Don't be like that, it's just a concert.
1159
01:29:25,840 --> 01:29:29,913
- By Massimo Ranieri. - He revolutionized Italian music!
1160
01:29:32,720 --> 01:29:33,915
ALDO: What are you laughing?
1161
01:29:36,280 --> 01:29:37,918
Why did you put the arrow?
1162
01:29:42,960 --> 01:29:46,669
Tell me that's not true! I'm dreaming!
1163
01:29:50,240 --> 01:29:55,440
# My life began like grass like flower #
1164
01:29:55,520 --> 01:30:01,869
# And my mother kissed me as if you were the first love #
1165
01:30:01,960 --> 01:30:04,520
PUBLIC: # La la la la la! #
1166
01:30:07,400 --> 01:30:12,873
# This is how my life # was born
1167
01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:16,437
# How a poem begins #
1168
01:30:16,520 --> 01:30:21,117
I still don't understand how we did it to enter without tickets.
1169
01:30:21,880 --> 01:30:26,795
Two years ago, before a concert to the Arcimboldi, fourth molar.
1170
01:30:26,880 --> 01:30:30,350
Who was the open dentist until eight in the evening?
1171
01:30:30,440 --> 01:30:34,638
I saved the grant, he owed me a favor.
1172
01:30:35,480 --> 01:30:38,836
The colleague who built the bridge it had made a mess.
1173
01:30:38,920 --> 01:30:40,877
Because when you devitalize ...
1174
01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:45,113
Yes, alright, but now let's enjoy the music.
1175
01:30:45,200 --> 01:30:49,831
# A star, a guitar first love blond and mine #
1176
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:56,879
# With the pride of twenty years I cried but I said goodbye #
1177
01:31:05,520 --> 01:31:07,989
If Salvo sees me, he'll kill me.
1178
01:31:09,080 --> 01:31:11,276
It's been twenty years that I do not do a joint.
1179
01:31:11,360 --> 01:31:12,509
I have never tried.
1180
01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:15,069
You are a human case!
1181
01:31:15,160 --> 01:31:18,471
- Because? - Have you ever bathed naked in the sea?
1182
01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:21,359
- The naked bathroom? - Well no!
1183
01:31:22,360 --> 01:31:24,078
What are you doing?
1184
01:31:43,760 --> 01:31:45,558
But fuck off!
1185
01:31:47,800 --> 01:31:49,837
(SHOUT)
1186
01:31:51,120 --> 01:31:53,555
(SHOUT)
1187
01:31:58,760 --> 01:32:01,673
Except ... I have to tell you something.
1188
01:32:03,960 --> 01:32:08,113
They didn't send me back, I do the classic, I have all nine and ten.
1189
01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:09,759
Me too.
1190
01:32:11,840 --> 01:32:15,117
# ... I think up there! #
1191
01:32:18,760 --> 01:32:21,752
(Audience shouts and applause)
1192
01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:33,476
- See what happens now. - There's a little unscheduled.
1193
01:32:34,360 --> 01:32:40,959
I learned that among you, the public, there's a huge fan of mine.
1194
01:32:41,040 --> 01:32:44,715
MASSIMO RANIERI:I know he would love a lot sing a song with me.
1195
01:32:44,800 --> 01:32:50,273
His name is Aldo Baglio. (APPLAUSE)
1196
01:32:52,720 --> 01:32:58,511
MASSIMO RANIERI:Let's welcome him with a big and warm applause, come on!
1197
01:32:58,600 --> 01:33:02,150
- Aldo, Aldo, Aldo! AUDIENCE:Aldo, Aldo, Aldo!
1198
01:33:02,240 --> 01:33:07,952
- Aldo, Aldo, Aldo! AUDIENCE:Aldo, Aldo, Aldo!
1199
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:13,359
# Grass from my house #
1200
01:33:14,800 --> 01:33:19,795
# I ate quickly and then ran away #
1201
01:33:21,240 --> 01:33:25,757
# How much emotion a kick to a # ball
1202
01:33:27,680 --> 01:33:33,870
# you who said softly, my love # AUDIENCE: # ... I love you ! #
1203
01:33:35,200 --> 01:33:38,989
# Melted snow #
1204
01:33:40,520 --> 01:33:45,469
# On the floor, our books waiting #
1205
01:33:46,600 --> 01:33:48,796
(they sing together) # And while I #
1206
01:33:48,880 --> 01:33:52,874
# I taught you how to make love #
1207
01:33:52,960 --> 01:33:58,194
# Like an unripe flower finished your song #
1208
01:33:59,840 --> 01:34:04,038
(they sing together) # But another spring #
1209
01:34:04,120 --> 01:34:06,589
# Who knows when it will come! #
1210
01:34:06,680 --> 01:34:12,392
# For this, from life I take what # gives
1211
01:34:12,960 --> 01:34:18,478
# To love again here's what i will do! #
1212
01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:26,638
# I'll delude myself that it is grass of my house! #
1213
01:34:36,920 --> 01:34:40,356
ALDO:It was the best moment of my life.
1214
01:34:41,800 --> 01:34:45,759
We got it! Is it possible to change the subject?
1215
01:34:45,840 --> 01:34:49,595
You're right ... you show it to me another time?
1216
01:34:49,680 --> 01:34:51,114
- Thing? - The video.
1217
01:34:51,200 --> 01:34:53,919
That's enough! We have already seen it ten times.
1218
01:34:54,000 --> 01:34:56,560
That's enough! We know it by heart!
1219
01:34:57,680 --> 01:35:02,470
Look, I thought something for this winter.
1220
01:35:02,560 --> 01:35:06,110
I have a timeshare in Canazei, we never go there.
1221
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:09,830
There is a lot of space ... but without obligation!
1222
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:12,996
We could spend the New Year together!
1223
01:35:14,400 --> 01:35:18,712
New Year ... for me it is a period a little complicated.
1224
01:35:20,320 --> 01:35:25,235
- How much would it cost? - You are my guests! Jokes?
1225
01:35:27,120 --> 01:35:31,114
Maybe this year, on New Year's Eve, we can.
1226
01:35:31,200 --> 01:35:34,795
I need to check a couple of things, but I think so.
1227
01:35:36,360 --> 01:35:39,830
- You, Aldo? - You're crazy? Do you invite him too?
1228
01:35:39,920 --> 01:35:44,391
They throw the dishes away on New Year's Eve from the windows and shoot the neighbors.
1229
01:35:44,480 --> 01:35:47,120
Huh? He is sleeping.
1230
01:35:47,200 --> 01:35:50,795
- A minute ago he was talking! - Now he sleeps.
1231
01:35:53,000 --> 01:35:54,434
Aldo?
1232
01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:58,994
- I guess you're not feeling well! - Aldo!
1233
01:35:59,080 --> 01:36:02,835
Aldo! Aldo!
1234
01:36:11,120 --> 01:36:14,636
- How are you? - We gave him a Soradol drip.
1235
01:36:14,720 --> 01:36:17,758
- Good! - Of Soradol?
1236
01:36:17,840 --> 01:36:19,797
I heard from colleagues who follow him to Milan.
1237
01:36:19,880 --> 01:36:22,918
There isn't much else to do.
1238
01:36:23,000 --> 01:36:27,358
- What situation? DOCTOR:I thought you knew.
1239
01:36:29,600 --> 01:36:31,159
AI current of what?
1240
01:36:38,120 --> 01:36:41,556
GIOVANNI:Hi. - How are you? Better?
1241
01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:48,077
Carmen Do you know? Did you tell him?
1242
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:51,434
No.
1243
01:36:53,040 --> 01:36:57,750
I didn't want us to stay locked up at home for three months waiting for the moment.
1244
01:36:59,040 --> 01:37:02,271
I wanted it to be a nice summer.
1245
01:37:02,960 --> 01:37:08,273
-It was a nice vacation, wasn't it? - Yes, we had a good time.
1246
01:37:08,360 --> 01:37:13,480
Yes, but now we find a cure, let's hear from another doctor! 1 2 3 4 01:37:16,040 --> 01:37:21,194 Now you have to tell him, if they find out for themselves it is worse.
1247
01:37:21,880 --> 01:37:24,235
I know, I've already called.
1248
01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:28,392
Tomorrow morning they take the first ferry.
1249
01:37:29,880 --> 01:37:31,075
I'll tell him.
1250
01:37:36,120 --> 01:37:40,557
Now let's go, the doctor said you need to rest.
1251
01:37:41,920 --> 01:37:43,831
- See you tomorrow. - Until tomorrow.
1252
01:37:43,920 --> 01:37:46,196
GIOVANNI:Hi, Aldo. GIACOMO:Hi.
1253
01:37:47,280 --> 01:37:50,591
Hey! Straight deal!
1254
01:37:51,680 --> 01:37:54,991
We still have ten days of vacation, I want to enjoy everyone!
1255
01:38:02,280 --> 01:38:07,878
Do you realize? I sang with Massimo Ranieri!
1256
01:38:08,320 --> 01:38:09,993
(ALDO RIDE)
1257
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:16,319
Maximum
1258
01:38:19,040 --> 01:38:22,032
(BAND MUSIC)
1259
01:38:35,720 --> 01:38:38,439
Come on, it's late. It's eleven o'clock.
1260
01:38:38,520 --> 01:38:42,559
A moment! Let me enjoy this moment!
1261
01:38:45,560 --> 01:38:47,517
Oh well, let's go.
1262
01:38:50,760 --> 01:38:53,479
- Good evening! - Mrs. Caracciolo.
1263
01:38:53,800 --> 01:38:56,553
-It's the last day. - Unfortunately.
1264
01:38:56,640 --> 01:38:59,473
We come back next year! We've already booked.
1265
01:39:00,320 --> 01:39:04,871
That good news! Duty calls us.
1266
01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:08,959
But fuck off!
1267
01:39:09,040 --> 01:39:12,032
(BAND MUSIC)
1268
01:39:18,400 --> 01:39:21,313
ALDO: And so, we have come to the end.
1269
01:39:22,120 --> 01:39:27,513
If there's one thing I hate about summer is that, first or then, it ends.
1270
01:39:30,360 --> 01:39:33,432
But this summer I got it an important thing:
1271
01:39:33,520 --> 01:39:37,673
that bad things, even the very ugly ones,
1272
01:39:37,760 --> 01:39:40,718
if you are not alone they are less scary.
1273
01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:45,750
CARMEN:Do they start? BARBARA:I think so.
1274
01:39:45,840 --> 01:39:48,832
(VOICES)
1275
01:39:52,520 --> 01:39:55,160
Sorry, I have to tell you something.
1276
01:39:56,560 --> 01:40:00,474
The accident with the car was me.
1277
01:40:00,560 --> 01:40:04,838
- We figured it out! CARMEN:What a revelation!
1278
01:40:04,920 --> 01:40:10,199
- It cost us one hundred euros each! - I haven't seen yours yet!
1279
01:40:10,280 --> 01:40:13,113
- Oh well... - I veil meant!
1280
01:40:13,880 --> 01:40:17,794
Here they are! (FIREWORKS)
1281
01:40:41,600 --> 01:40:44,797
- What's wrong? - What I have ...
1282
01:40:46,440 --> 01:40:49,398
I almost preferred that you cut my horns.
1283
01:40:58,180 --> 01:40:58,169
-Me too! - (cries) Fool!
1284
01:41:12,560 --> 01:41:16,872
ALDO:What did I tell you? The important is choosing the right people.
1285
01:41:16,960 --> 01:41:20,396
I in this, modestly, I am a champion!
1286
01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:26,596
Not only in this. You may not have understood it, but ...
1287
01:41:36,160 --> 01:41:40,791
you are talking to the world champion of the world of Massachusetts!
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