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FASHION HEALTH PARLOURS

Today is a special day.

That tickles!

Oh, that tickles!

It's a "Lucky direction roll".

This is a "Lucky direction roll".

That's right.

Eat while facing this year's auspicious direction and make a wish.

This year's fortuitous direction is west-southwest.

Like this?

No, this way.

Stay still.

Sure.

What are you wishing for?

Right. You can't speak while you're eating.

Come on, suck it as hard as you want.

What are you doing?

Your'e hurting me!

It hurts!

HORNY HOUSE OF HORROR

Hey wait!

Wait!

You can never leave.

Our team won't last if you drop out.

Don't say that.

You celebrated our engagement and didn't say anything, right?

I just held back from saying anything in front of everyone.

Listen, cancel your marriage right now.

What's the point of marrying if you can't play baseball?

I'm leaving now.

Are you listening to me?

I promised my fiancé we'd discuss the venue today.

What a shame.

That's why we lost the final game today, you were distracted and you botched it!

What the hell! You blame me for that?

Oh no!

I never made an error.

You could've run him out! - It couldn't be helped, okay.

You made a big error! - No, no, I didn't make an error.

Your life is one big error.

Asshole! - Look, look!

Look! - What?

There's a new parlour.

MASSAGE PARLOUR SHOGUN

No way. - Come on.

It's really cheap.

You can get laid, for that little?

It's deflation, prices are falling.

Oh yeah!

I bet you're a regular.

No way.

I have never been to a brothel.

What?

Goodbye.

Hey wait!

You've never paid to get laid?

Never. It's disgusting.

Any normal 40 year old guy would have by now.

I'm not like you guys.

Okay, I'll treat you.

My treat, Let’s all go get laid.

Let's make it our team's last innings.

Sounds good. - No way.

You can either quit the team, or choose not to join us.

But you have to choose one.

I’m quitting the team, and I'm going home.

What do we do now?

We force him to go.

Here we go! - No. I don't want to.

In you go.

Stop it. - Come on.

It stinks! What's that smell?

It's quite natural. It's generations of sperm.

No, not that. It smells like dead meat.

Are you scared?

No, I'm not.

I just hate the thought of paying women for sex.

You sound like a virgin.

Shut up.

I always wondered why you're such a pussy.

Because you're a virgin, right?

Yeah, you never talk about sex.

He keeps changing his story about his first time.

Right, he does.

Get real.

Okay, so how did you lose your cherry?

We want graphic details.

I'm leaving.

C'mon, don't go.

We're just having fun. - Get lost.

May I help you?

Three of you?

Not me. - Yes, three.

Three of us!

Three customers ladies!

Is that price you have outside for real?

Yes, it's only 3,000 yen.

I bet there are extras once we get inside.

No, absolutely not!

Or I bet the girls are all old hags, right?

If you don't believe me, you're welcome to inspect the girls.

Okay ladies.

What's that?

You can see the girls and feel their butts before you make your choice...okay!

Really?

This is incredible!

Come here! This is great

Oh, they're really soft. They feel great.

Absolutely perfect.

Hey!

You can only touch them once.

Okay, I understand.

They're so beautiful!

I know, it's so hard to decide. I could play with them all day.

The last customer I had howled & begged for his life.

So I made him stick a cigarette in his tool.

Really? What happened?

He agreed and stuck a cigarette right down into his urethra.

I made him ram it in right up to the filter.

What? That must've been painful.

Anyway, I stubbed it out on his balls when I cut off his cock.

Then I put it in his mouth.

What is it with men today? They have no pride or sense of humour.

Exactly!

What's up?

Someone pinched me.

Don't fuss about it.

Don't let it bother you.

You've only just started here recently, right?

Stop it Kaori. Don't hit on her.

Why not, are you jealous?

Don't worry. You're my only love Nonoko.

I told you! Only once!

We need to compare them, okay?

Take this!

What the hell?

Come on, join in.

It's your turn. It's a wedding gift.

No thanks. - Go on.

You want this girl?

Go ahead & touch it. - I can't

Feel her lovely butt.

Oh! I shouldn't. - Yes

Okay, your time is up!

Nonoko, Nagisa and Kaori.

They'll entertain you shortly. Please wait while they get ready.

I didn't think you'd choose the one who farted in your face.

I'll get my revenge. I'll teach her a lesson.

You're lucky...

you got the best one.

I didn't choose her.

I thought you guys chose her.

Give it back!

Get it back, if you can.

Give it back.

Kaori, you have a customer waiting.

I haven't cleaned up the mess from the last customer.

Then hurry it up!

Fine.

I'm tired.

Nonoko, what about you?

Sakata, surely with my experience you never need to concern yourself with me?

Okay, whatever.

What about you Nagisa?

Sorry, I don't feel well.

The roll I had earlier made me sick.

Are you okay? Do you want to rest?

Yeah...

Oh...

She's so naive and annoying.

Don't be too harsh on her.

Yeah, whatever.

Give it here!

Nonoko is ready now.

Stay here, if you try to run away I swear I will break your phone.

Draw!

We have a special on now.

If you win, you’ll be offered a special experience.

Go ahead.

Special experience?

Did I win?

Afraid not.

Consolation prize. - Consolation Prize!

I don't want a consolation prize. - Okay, whatever.

Do's and don'ts. - Yes, whatever.

You can't do anything the girl rejects.

Yes, whatever.

And you can't have real sex. - Yes, okay!

Right! Go ahead and enjoy your night.

Good evening. I'm Nonoko.

How do you do?

This way please.

Please watch your step.

Thank you.

In you go please.

Now please sit down.

Are you a professional baseball player?

Of course not. We're just amateurs.

I was kidding.

So you played and then went drinking afterwards?

Our best player retires as of today.

He's quitting to get married.

I envy him!

I wish I could get married.

Get real, will you!

He's betrayed his friends of more than 20 years.

I’d really like to whack him with a bat.

It's alright.

Will you take my clothes off?

You enter the room first. Then what's next?

You just keep quiet. The girl will entertain you.

But still....

Do you go to parlors very often?

Yes, I'm quite the expert.

Really, but I no longer get my rocks off at the normal parlours.

I wonder if this place can do it for me.

I’d prefer an older woman, I guess.

You're sick.

Misa will kill me if she finds out I was here.

She is so incredibly prude.

Damn Uno!

Don't say that. He's just lonely.

How come?

He's worried he'll have no one to hang out with when you get married.

Even if l quit the team, we're still friends.

We'll get together and go drinking just like always.

I wonder.

She's always texting you to hurry back home.

You said it was your decision to quit the team.

But she made you, didn't she?

Look, this is not the right place to discuss this.

I've always enjoyed hanging out with you guys.

But since I started going out with Misa,

Something inside me has changed.

Honestly, I’ve never been serious about life before.

I was shallow-minded.

But after I met Misa...

I decided to dedicate my life, my very heart and soul to her.

Maybe that sounds too idealistic.

But that's how I feel.

It's good to have someone waiting for you at home.

I really mean it.

You've found the perfect girl.

But don't tell Uno. He'll only make a fool of me.

More sucking?

Here's a fart!

What the hell!

That'll teach you. That's my revenge

So you were the one who pinched my butt?

I'll do it again.

No, please don't! I'm sorry I did it.

I didn't mean to offend you.

I just had a bad case of wind. It wasn't intentional.

But you made that extra effort.

Don't be nasty.

I'm really sorry.

A special service I will give you for forgiveness, okay!

The one he mentioned earlier?

Noo!

Not that...

This is something much better...

something with a lot more...

Bite!

Well?

You won't be able to control yourself now.

What's that? I feel something cold.

This here?

That's it.

It's so hard & cold.

If you want to find out,

I'LL BLOODY SHOW YOU!

Oh no, that's my dick!

Did you hear someone screaming?

Sadomasochism.

Kaori is ready now.

Okay.

Do not move away. Stay here at least until the end.

Okay.

Now draw lots.

Yeah sure.

You won the big prize!

How do you do? I'm Kaori

He's won today's special prize.

Alright, the special prize!

This way please.

Special prize! Special prize!

Where's the bathroom?

The special prize.

Hey, manager!

Go check the bathroom.

The bathroom?

That's right.

Someone's escaping.

The bathroom?

Hey, what are you up to there?

Let me go!

We warned you at the first session.

Don't you remember?

You can't escape from here while you're working.

And you can never tell anyone what goes on here.

If you break the code, you'll be executed.

I know but...

I'm sick of the taste of blood.

You only have to handle one more customer.

It'll be your last for today.

I can't take it anymore.

Have some candy.

It will help cleanse your mouth from the taste of blood.

No thanks.

Have one anyway.

How old are your little brothers?

One's 10 and the other's 5 years old.

They're still only little. Naturally they miss their mother.

I can understand that...

because I lost my mother when I was just a kid.

Give this candy to your brothers.

But....

Come on, take it.

Thank you.

Let's have breakfast together when you're on the early shift.

If you don't want to, I won't force you.

I don't mind, but maybe not a good idea.

If we're careful, no one will know.

I have to help out with a special case.

Your client is waiting in the lobby.

Take him to the room when you're ready.

Okay.

See you soon.

And now for your special treat.

I'm so excited!

I'll explain the rules first.

Go ahead.

I will striptease for you, but...

If you get a hard-on, you lose.

Oh, some sort of teasing game.

Okay but I want you to be dirty.

You want something perverted?

Oh yes.

Don't worry.

We're preparing a special act for you.

What?

I'm sorry to be late.

I'm here now, to judge the special event.

Judge?

Didn't she explain the rules?

If you get a hard-on, you lose.

I'll be watching your cock.

If it gets hard, I'll cut it off with this sword.

What? That doesn’t make sense?

Those are the rules. - Whose rules?

This is some sort of scary joke, right?

Well you scared me.

Right?

Manager? Answer me.

Anyone there?

Hey!

Manager!

Answer me.

Manager!

Where are you Manager?

The customer from the Blue Room is escaping.

What are you doing?

He's about to escape.

I need to go to the bathroom.

But I can’t find it.

How do you do? I'm Nagisa.

Come with me.

Wait, it's a game right?

What if I win?

What if I don't get a hard-on?

Tell me what will happen then?

If you win, you'll be set free.

You really mean it?

You'll let me free?

No, it's okay. I'll do it myself.

Also...

Shall I take my underwear off, too?

No need to ask, right? That's why I'm here.

Is this your first time?

My first time?

No way. I'm too old to be a virgin.

Or what do you mean?

I mean in a massage parlor.

Oh, I see.

Yes, this is my first time at a massage parlor.

I'm ready now.

Please lie down here.

Wait a moment!

I'm sorry, but I really can't do it.

Did I do something wrong?

No, not at all.

You've done nothing wrong.

It's just...I have my fiancé waiting for me.

You can't just leave. They'll punish me.

But I can't.

Let me massage you, then.

Is that good for you? - Oh yeah, very good.

Should I use lotion?

Yes.

Yes please.

Oh, no...

I can't take it anymore.

A hard-on!

What was that?

He's dead.

Dead?

Who is dead? Tell me!

One of your friends.

One of my friends?

Uno! Doshida!

Let me go!

Stay here!

What the hell is this place?

What do you want to do to me?

You just have bad luck. Picked the wrong club.

This is the sex parlor from Hell.

None of our customers stay alive.

We cut off men's penises.

We only have one purpose.

We kill our customers at the moment of sexual ecstasy.

Our boss watches all the action with hidden cameras.

How come?

No idea. I've never even met him.

All we do is to kill men and get paid for it.

There’s at least 10 more cameras in this room.

There's no chance of escape. No one's ever escaped.

No one ever admits they're going out to buy sex...

so when you go missing, it never leads to us.

I must get back to my girl!

If I escape, what will happen to you?

I'll be executed.

Executed?

The punishment is death.

That's the code.

I have no father. My mother raised me.

We're poor and I've worked hard on a part-time basis.

I got into the college I aimed for.

But soon after that, mother had a traffic accident.

It left her paraplegic.

I couldn’t afford to continue at university.

I had to pay all the bills, and for mother's treatment.

I couldn't earn much at a regular job.

I had no choice but to work in a bar.

It wasn't long before... I started working at a sex parlor.

The more we girls put out, the more we earn.

Then I ended up here.

I don't care anymore. I want to finish everything.

I can't die here

That goes for you, too.

You can keep going if someone is waiting for you.

Or rather, you have to keep going!

Hey, clean up the mess.

I'm beat. Can't you do it for me?

You have to do it yourself! That's the rule!

Hey, wait!

I must save my friends.

Nonoko!

Oh Kaori!

You know you're not allowed to rest here.

The parlor's closing soon anyway. It's fresher here than in there.

You took the body away, didn't you?

Damn! It's alright! Let me have my smoke in peace.

Kaori, where's that last guy's cock?

Oh, I forgot to get it.

How could you forget the most important thing?

But you cut it off, remember?

Stop that. It's disgusting!

Stop it!

I said stop.

Damn! I'll go get the cock myself!

Doshida, wake up!

Come on.

Nakatsu.

What are you standing around for?

Give me a hand!

Doshida.

He may make it if we get him to a hospital.

What the hell are you doing?

Stop it Manager, please!

Nagisa, go back to your room.

If the boss finds out, you're dead.

I'll cover for you, but just go back.

Manager!

Oh, it hurts!

Nagisa!

Are you leaving?

Dear customer.

Stop it!

Nakatsu!

Uno!

Nagisa!

So, you betrayed us?

As long as I’m still here, you'll never leave alive.

Nonoko, you're so cool!

Nonoko?

Kaori!

Uno, you're...

Sorry I didn't tell you, I've been going to Karate classes.

Really?

Karate is not about force, it's about concentration.

And it's not about showing off your power.

I've faithfully obeyed my master.

You're the lowest scum, you're not human.

I'll kill you with my fists.

You bastard.

Nagatsu, get away now!

And...

go home and hold Misa as tight as you can.

Your cell phone.

I'll call for help right away. Don't die before I get back.

Uno!

Do you think you can defeat me?

Nakatsu...

Try to remember that game we played 10 years ago.

Try to remember that come-from-behind home run.

That's it.

That form.

You're the cleanup batter for our team...

Go for it, Nakatsu!

Now you die!

I did it?

I did it!

I killed her, we made it!

Nagatsu?

Nagatsu!

What about Uno?

Leave me here & go.

Understand?

I can't do that.

This is Misa.

Her address is in my cell phone.

I want you to tell her...

that I love her.

I know her.

I worked with her at a sex club.

I remember she had 3 moles on her ass.

She was kind, pretty. And very popular.

The most popular girl in the whorehouse.

I bet you were surprised by the pistol in the wall.

I've always wanted to use it, just once.

Who are you?

I'm the boss.

I’m the owner of the Shogun Massage Parlors. Over 32 Sex Clubs in Japan.

My name is Shitaragi.

I've been watching your battles on the monitor.

It's been quite amusing.

What will you do now?

Nothing special.

I'll have the professionals clean up the mess.

I'll reopen the parlor tomorrow.

You're working the late shift tomorrow.

You can go home for today.

Get a good rest and come back again tomorrow.

Don't be stupid! Do you think I would come back?

What else will you do if you quit?

Where else could you earn this kind of money?

Can you stand being poor again?

I don't think so.

I'm sure you'll be back begging me for a job.

You're just a stupid whore who kills men for money.

I work hard for my debt-ridden dad.

What? Not for your little brothers?

Not for your paraplegic mother?

At the interview you said you're saving to open a nail salon.

You spit out lies as easily as you breathe, you whore.

No, I don’t...

You're just a whore!

Just a little whore, and you'll always be a whore.

Shut up dwarf cock!

That's why you run Sex Clubs, to compensate for your tiny cock.

Who said that?

Everyone who works for you.

Listen you piece of shit...

I'll have you know I run Sex Clubs because I'm an expert at it!

Dwarf cock!

No I'm not!

Then show it to me!

Slut, don't try to order me around.

So it's true? - Shut your mouth!

Do you want to die?

You’re under my control.

I've changed my mind.

I'll kill you. You're dead!

Listen...

Wherever you try to escape to, anywhere in Japan...

my network will find you.

I'll earn money without my body.

And I'll kill anyone who opposes me.

Nagisa!

Let's go have breakfast.

You promised me, remember?

That hurts!

I was kind to you, wasn't I?

I gave you candy, didn't I?

Get up. I'll cut off the other nipple too.

I said get up!

Your candy tasted like shit.

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