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Hey, maybe if you're Michigan, it's going to go to the playoffs.

Yeah. I didn't think there was any chance after all the stupid plays they

last week. Yeah.

Yeah. Come on. Come on. Come on. He's out. Come on.

Yes.

Yes. Touchdown.

Cheers to you, man.

Yes. I can get my 20 bucks by the end of the night.

That's good. I can use all the money I can get.

You have a money problem?

Yeah, man.

No, just forget I said anything.

I mean, you know Ava and I are more than happy to help you and Charlotte out if

you need it.

Yeah, dude, I said I need 20 bucks just like anybody needs 20 bucks.

Don't read too far into it.

Fuck.

Come on, man.

We've been friends since we were kids.

Alright? You're more of a brother than a friend to me right now.

I know when something's wrong.

Remember when last week when you were talking about how

Ava gives you these amazing blowjobs?

Yeah. Because she does.

She really, uh, she really, like, tried to deep throat the whole thing and,

like, swallows your cum and, like, lets you come in her mouth.

Oh, man, you have no idea.

It's like heaven on earth.

She really likes it.

what's going on.

After you had told me that, I went home and I told Charlotte about how amazing

Ava treats you.

Shit.

That can't get back to Ava. She would not like me talking about how freaky she

is.

Oh, have no fear.

Charlotte is extremely prudish and can't even say the word blowjob.

Wait, did she not go down on you?

She has never gone down on me.

What?

Yeah, dude, one or something else is fucked up, but I haven't told anybody.

I didn't even get to kiss her until our third date.

Yeah, she made me wait that long, and we definitely didn't have sex until we

were married.

Which I understood.

She's religious. I just... I thought that once we got married, you know,

night, we'd just... We'd be fucking all the time.

Damn.

But... Okay, but you guys are happy. She has sex with you now, right?

Define now.

Because it has been 14 months and 24 days since we last had sex.

What?

How is that possible?

I know, I know.

I was beginning to think I was terrible in bed or something, man. But I've had

girlfriends in the past and they were satisfied.

So I decided to try to go see someone that accepts payment.

What? Wait, no.

Come on, that's like way too risky.

You know, there's this place that's overseas where they test the women and

men before they have any type of interaction.

It's always, like, as safe as you can get it, but fuck, man, it's so

That just, I don't know, that just sounds fucked up.

I mean, don't judge me.

You try not having sex for 14 months and 24 days and tell me how you feel and

what you're willing to do.

You go down on her, though, right?

I did, and I have, when we were having sex.

But she just, she says she doesn't enjoy sex like I do like that.

It makes her feel uncomfortable.

She's great at kissing. She loves kissing.

And she's an excellent wife.

She's just not interested in being touched anymore.

It doesn't make any sense. I mean, but you guys have a kid together.

Well, she was definitely willing to have sex to have a child.

I mean, should I have Ava, like, talk to her about it?

No.

No.

But come on, I mean, Ava's a girl. If she can sit down and, you know, girl

together, she could show her how to blow a dude and how to have fun with it.

Show her how?

Absolutely not.

Charlotte would freak out if she knew I was even discussing this with you.

Okay, but I mean, does she know you're going to go see a hooker?

Yeah, we don't, you know, we don't lie, we don't keep secrets from one another.

She said she just doesn't want to hear about it or doesn't want to know

about it.

That's like really fucked up.

I don't want to talk about this anymore.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wait.

You know what?

Maybe there's a way I could help you out.

Babe? Mm -hmm?

Dan and Charlotte are having some problems.

What are you talking about?

I just saw her today. She didn't... Their words seemed fine.

I guess Charlotte won't go down on Dan.

What? Yeah, and they haven't had sex in, like, over a year.

I mean, they should see a counselor.

Right.

Except Charlotte is perfectly fine with this arrangement, and Dan is making

plans to go see some high -class prostitute to get a blowjob, and

apparently is okay with it.

I mean, that seems risky, but it's a job.

That's exactly what I said.

It's sad, but it makes me sad for Danny.

He's a good guy, and handsome, and... Actually, it makes me

sad for both of them.

I mean... We have so much fun,

don't we?

That we do.

I love feeling you grow in my mouth.

I love making you come, tasting it.

It's such an intimate, romantic thing a wife can do for her husband.

I mean, it's not that romantic.

Not all the time. What are you talking about?

Well...

Sometimes, you know, you're my wife and we're connecting on this intimate level.

But then other times, you're just my dirty little slut and we're having fun.

I love you.

I'm so grateful to have you.

I just can't stop thinking about how sad Dan's life is right now.

I don't get Charlotte.

I just love sex so much.

I know.

Sometimes you're even too much for me to keep up with.

You do just fine.

Good night.

Good night.

Sometimes I just wish there was another Ava for Danny.

What are you getting at?

Well, what if... I mean, okay, so like, just suppose

maybe you help Dan out.

You... You want me to give Dan a blowjob?

Well, not like the intimate I love you kind, you know, between us.

But maybe more like the horny little vixen type of blowjob you do.

And then what? You want me to fuck him too?

Um... Yes.

I'm not some slut that you get to pass around to all your friends.

I'm a good girl.

No, I know.

I'm your wife.

I know.

You're my wife.

Forever. My soulmate.

And you're the most important person in the entire world to me.

Forget I said anything about it, okay?

I had a couple of beers tonight, and I'm not used to drinking those new fancy

craft beers.

They've got my head all fucked up.

Yeah, okay.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Let's just go to sleep.

Okay, but if I were to do it, and I mean like if,

if I was going to do it, there'd have to be ground rules.

Of course, yeah, definitely.

Like, um... No

kissing on the mouth.

Like pretty woman.

Hey, Vivian was a true lady.

You're a true lady.

She certainly seemed to know her stuff, didn't she?

Yeah. And like you, she could drive a six shift.

I bet she could blow like a champ.

It's been such a long week.

Thank God we have nothing to do but relax tomorrow.

Mm -hmm.

All this talk about...

No, I'm all horny.

You know how drinking makes me like a soft noodle.

I'm... I'll get you tomorrow.

And be prepared.

That's the best way to wake up.

Night. Good night.

Morning, gorgeous.

Where are you going?

I'm so sorry.

Work called me in.

We had plans.

We were going to go on a lunch date.

I know, I know.

Um, but not to worry.

Danny's going to take you out instead.

What? Danny? Yeah, anything goes, okay babe?

Uh, Drew?

I think I'm running late.

Oh, that's no problem at all.

Um, man, come on in.

Make yourself at home. I'm going to go throw something on.

I hope you like Italian food.

Uh, yeah.

Um, I love Italian.

You taking me to that new place downtown that's been in the news? Yeah, it's

supposed to be exceptional.

That's what they say.

Do you prefer red or white wine with your Italian food?

Um, what are you going to drink?

I feel like white beer should go better with what I order.

Yeah, I mean, just lunch, something white is good.

I guess I'm going to do that.

What's that?

Uh, nothing.

Um, you ready?

What a great time.

Yeah. I never would have guessed that you were such a gifted dancer.

Oh, thank you. I don't know about gifted, but I did.

Well,

even that is pretty good.

Is rubbing my thighs loud?

Because I feel like I felt your fingertips graze my panties a couple of

Yeah, okay, I'm sorry.

It's just your legs in that dress.

Well,

I mean, that's why you go to the other side of town, right? So you can pretend

like nobody knows you.

I got to pretend like you were my girl. You were with me.

Drew is a very lucky man.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Dan, you want to come in for a nightcap?

Oh, the drink.

Okay, I'll be right back.

Wait, wait.

Is everything okay?

I don't... I don't know.

Maybe. Maybe it is. I don't know. It's... It's Charlotte.

Dan, she's my best friend, and I'm just not the kind of person to betray her.

You do know that Charlotte said that I could see another woman, right? And she

said it would be okay.

Yeah, but did you ask her if you could see me?

Because that's different.

Look, I'm positive that she would much rather me see you than see some

Look, if you don't want to, we don't have to tell her.

Oh, God.

You were going to tell her?

Yeah, of course.

I don't keep secrets from my wife.

Okay. Okay.

Yeah, I like that.

That's good.

Yeah.

I just don't want you to think I'm betraying my husband.

We love each other.

And this is crazy.

Did you enjoy me kissing your neck?

Dan.

I'm serious. Maybe I'm just really bad at this.

And nobody's ever told me.

Maybe nobody had the courage to tell me I was bad at sex.

Well, I mean, Drew's had a lot of girlfriends.

And, you know, he's a handsome guy.

I mean, he hasn't had that many girlfriends.

It was a while ago. The point is, he is just more experienced at this than I am.

And I've had three very polite girlfriends who maybe were just...

Too nice to tell me that I was fucking awful in bed.

Or I smelled her. I don't know.

You're amazing.

It's amazing.

It tastes amazing.

Thank you.

Come on, come on.

Thank you.

Can I see all of you?

I don't think we should go either way.

Yeah.

Yeah, absolutely.

When your hand was up my skirt, you made me so wet.

Oh, my God. I could feel the wet you were getting through your panties. It

driving me crazy.

I'm going to put a little puddle on this.

It's so beautiful.

Do you want to feel my skin again?

It won't put it in.

Thank you.

It feels good.

Thank you.

Yes.

Thank you.

Listen, we can't tell her about this. She won't understand.

No, I will tell her if you don't.

Thank you.

It was incredible.

Made me feel like a man again for the first time in a really long time.

I had a lot of fun.

And, uh, just me.

You know exactly what you're doing.