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And I can see, you know, there's been a few patch jobs.

This is from the Civil War. I have pictures of my grandfather in it.

You have pictures of your grandfather in the war with this? Yes, I do.

What else I'm seeing here is patch jobs. I mean, it looks like somebody painted

it. And the patina, well, it don't look like patina at all. It kind of looks

like bronze paint.

No, no, no, that's not right.

It's pure patina, you're telling me? Yeah, that is from the Civil War.

And then this crack here as well.

That's because it's so old.

I mean, the patch jobs, the mouthpiece.

But you have photos of your grandfather with this in the war.

Absolutely. And also, now that I'm taking a closer look, is your great

-whoever -grandfather named... It says right here,

property of... Look.

Those bastards owe me, okay? They owe me money.

I was working there about two hours ago, and I had an asshole customer who

gypped me on my tip.

And now I nicely approached them about it, and they had to get all rude.

And then my manager wouldn't pay me at the end. He gypped me on more money.

So they owe me. They owe me for that.

So you stole it.

No, I didn't steal it. They owe me that.

They owe you that doesn't mean you have the right to take it.

Unless we can get around that and figure out some way to circumvent this being

stolen. How are we going to do that?

You know, I sit here all day long. I brainstorm.

I deal with customers.

Some days are tougher than others. A day like today, I've been walking around

with a goddamn hard -on all day. That's disgusting.

I can't even believe you just said that to me. Well, I'm just saying. You know,

maybe you can help me take care of that.

What the fuck did you just say? Where's your manager at?

Manager? This is my store. I own this store.

Fuck this shit. I'm just leaving.

All right, you can leave, but I'm going to turn this in along with the footage.

What footage? You don't have no cameras. How are they going to know it's here?

No cameras.

Are you fucking kidding me? No, you don't have no cameras. I got one, two,

three, four, five, six.

Come on, I got six cameras in here. You're easily identifiable. You gave a

confession. Let's see, did you get $200? Four.

You'll give me $200?

I'll give you $200.

Wow.

That's a big hard -on.

What do you want me to do with that?

Take care of it.

Wow.

You can use both hands if you want.

Is it going to help it? I mean, it might help more than what you're doing right

now.

Not gonna take long, right?

That's up to you.

Touch my balls, too.

Ew. No.

Alright. Suit yourself.

Might be here all day.

Like that?

A little more than that.

Like that?

That's pretty good.

What? Come on, it's just gonna help things move along.

But you just, just a handjob now. I never said handjob. I said take care of

take care of my heart on.

You can have fun with it, you know.

Doing that, it might take a little while, yeah.

Why don't you unbutton your shirt a little bit or something?

No.

Come on, you can undo the top one.

That'll make it go away.

It's a little bit better.

It's a little better.

You can kiss it, you know?

Lick it, suck it.

Gross. There are all things that are just going to make this process go a

faster.

Gross.

What, you don't like men or something?

I do.

Like that.

That's pretty good.

So why don't you suck it?

Why is that gross? Come on. I'm helping you out here, and I'm giving you $200.

Not enough for what?

You ain't gonna suck my dick?

You want 50 more dollars now? What the fuck?

Alright,

$50, but suck it. Come on.

Or else we'll be here all day.

Okay.

Come on, suck it like you want to make it come.

Like that? Like that?

You can get more into it, though.

Suck it with no hands.

Lift up your skirt back there.

Keep sucking.

You want me to come?

Yeah.

If you want me to come, I'm going to keep fucking throwing more money at you,

god damn it.

Alright,

we may be doing this for the next 30 minutes. I'm ready to fuck.

Well, you just said a handjob.

I never said a handjob. I know we're doing a blowjob.

I never said a handjob. I said take care of my hard -on.

That's going to cost you.

What the fuck is that?

No, it ain't costing me anything else. Do you want me to take care of this hard

-on? Yeah.

Okay.

All right, soon as fuck.

I'm not going to do it for free, and I'm not going to do it for what you're

paying me now.

I'll give you another 50 bucks.

300. That's 100 more than you need.

All right.

All right?

Get up on that table.

Go down on your forearms. Put your face on the desk.

Thank you.

You can carry it up right there.

You need a paper towel?

I see. I knew you'd be disgusted. I'm sorry.

I mean, it just sounds kind of cheap.

Like maybe $200?

Are you serious?

What if we do $200?

We're going to make it hot and do it right here.

Right here?

Yeah, that would be really hot.

Don't worry about that. If you don't like public stuff, if they say anything,

I'll kick them out.

Okay. Mile High Club.

Ah, you hesitated.

That's right. I got to get back to work, so you got to hurry up.

What's good? You want me to pawn it? You want to pawn it? Yes, I want to pawn

it. What? You got a big Rottweiler, don't you?

Nah, that's actually a gift that somebody gave me.

For what? I don't understand it. This is jewelry?

Yeah, I thought so right there.

That's quite ridiculous.

This? What do you mean it's ridiculous?

I'm sorry, but this shit is fucking worth more than a gram.

More than a gram? More than a month for a gram.

And how much are you trying to give me? I'll give you maybe $300 pawn value. The

fuck you mean $300?

Do you know how much this is worth?

Yeah, it's worth right around $700. Oh, now I'm sorry, but you need to give me

another one.

Do you know what type of chain this is?

I mean, it looks like a dog chain. A dog chain? Yeah, that's true. Do you know

how many people come in here and get this?

None, and that's why I'm giving you $300. That's bullshit.

$300 is what I'm going to offer you. I need like 100 more.

Nah, you guys should twist it. You need to give me a little bit more than that.

One week away from sending this thing off to the snow, but I only do a three

-month holding period, and I told you that last time. Oh, my God. I'm going to

be struggling.

I'm not really big into trades. I mean, what do you got?

Another dog leash to go with the chain or something?

What the hell is that?

I'm being serious. What the hell is that?

I don't... What is it?

Grilled? You know what that is?

Oh, that's right, you're from the hood. You know what this is?

Grills? Yeah, bolting.

Those grills I know are charcoal, gas,

natural gas.

Come on, I'm not in the bartering business.

It's $5 .50 to get your chain back.

I got $200 and I got this.

That's not even close.

I'm going to be honest with you.

Me and my brother kind of stole this chain.

You did what?

Yeah, we stole it from my stepdad. So if I don't get this motherfucking chain

back today... I'm getting kicked out of my house.

Your gold teeth ain't gonna do it. And now that it's stolen, I'm gonna... No,

you can't give me nothing.

You can't give me shit for this. Give me the $5 .50, and I'll give it back, and

I won't report it. How about that? All right?

Now I need this chain out of my shop, and I need my money back.

I really need this chain. I really need this chain back. Like, I'm gonna live in

the fucking streets. Like, I don't know where to stay. I don't know where to go.

Well, maybe you should stop stealing shit from your stepdad.

Well, it already happened, so that's why I'm trying to get the chain back.

200 and fake gold deep are not going to get in this chamber.

I just told you, I'll give you another week or so.

I'm not a dog. The dog wears this chain.

Come up with something.

I don't know.

I just said that. Let's make a deal. Yes, I'd like to make a deal.

I'm sorry now.

Come again? You got

people looking over here now. Don't make a scene. I don't care about these

people. I care about this chain.

You're serious.

Look at my face.

You know what I'm saying?

So 200.

The teeth.

100 % serious.

100 % serious.

All right, so I'm going to take this off my inventory list.

I'm going to bag it up.

Listen to me. Listen to me now.

There's a restroom right in the back.

It's typically reserved for myself.

All right, go in there.

You sure you want to do this?

Yeah, I'm sure.

You need this chain that bad?

I really need that chain.

I'm riding that thing.

It's a fucking computer.

Looks better out of the jeans.

Turn this way a little bit for me.

Y 'all getting spanked?

Sometimes. Huh?

That's real nice.

So now what? Alright, we'll get these pants off.

See, this is the best game there is to play.

So why doesn't he think so?

I don't know.

Stand up.

You've got to take these panties off, too.

These are $200 earrings now. These ain't cheap.

You've got to earn it.

Go ahead and peel off those panties.

Put those boots back on.

Really? Yeah, hell yeah, they're sexy.

I'm pretty fucked up.

I mean, I gotta be a running pawn shop, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, give me a nice little twirl around.

I'll twirl all the way around.

Come on, you got on these country boots. I know you know how to two -step.

There you go.

All right, now turn back around.

Walk forward a little bit.

Yeah, there you go, right there.

Yeah, let me see you play with your ass a little bit.

That's not... No.

Well... You got the earrings.

You ready to earn the necklace?

Nice.

Holy shit.

It's fucking huge.

So what do I need to do?

Well, if you get me off, I'll give you the necklace and the earrings.

And if it's good enough, I'll let you keep your sex box.

Just get on your knees.

Jesus Christ.

Alright, get a little bit lower. I want you to look at me when you suck my dick.

Yeah.

Suck it with no hands.

Oh shit.

This will definitely piss off your boyfriend.

I think pictures would be better.

You want me to take a picture?

Well, fucking give me your photos.

I knew I liked you.

Damn, he's calling again.

He doesn't deserve it anymore.

Alright, look at the camera.

That was pretty funny.

Fucking tongue ring, huh? You little freak.

Little freaky girl.

Oh, yeah.

Keep looking at me. I like your eyes.

There's a joystick that you you can play with

God damn.

A couple hundred for photos.

No. Quantos, how much?

No. A million. A million? I ain't got a million dollars. Come on now, my shop's

small. That's a thousand, right?

A thousand?

You know, give me something like, woohoo, looking good.

A cat.

Come on, work the camera. I'm going to take a bunch of pictures.

Very hot.

Read it. On delay.

I'll be back in just two or three minutes, all right?

Okay. All right. Make yourself comfortable.

So your boyfriend's a real moron, I'll tell you that, with your ex -boyfriend.

Yeah.

He's been calling me a lot lately.

He's been calling you a lot?

Blowing up my phone. Oh, really?

I don't blame him.

I haven't responded to him, but... But what?

I'm actually considering it.

Why? Come on now, he cheated on you.

He did cheat on me, but it's been three months since I've had...

Wait, wait, I'm sorry. You say it's been... It's been three months.

Three months what?

Since I've had sex.

Really? I'm considering giving him a call back.

I don't think you should do that.

No? Come on, with what he did to you, you should shun him.

How so?

You know, never talk to him again.

And if anything, get back at him.

You said you saw the area, it's all over the internet, right?

He posted it.

Oh, yeah.

Suck them, come on.

Oh, shit.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Let this thing go.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Now lick my whole shaft.

Lick all the way up.

Now, come on. Start at the balls and then lick me all the way up to my tip.

Let go, go. Let go.

Do it again.

Yeah. Put that thing back on there.

God damn, you got a fat ass on there.

Film this fucking ass.

Oh shit. Look at this fucking thing.

Oh yeah.

Fucking beautiful.

Shit.

She's pretty hot, ain't she?

Shh, I do got customers over here.

I want some of this porn

paste.