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Back in the '80s,
my mom was obsessed
with the TV dramaL.A. Law.
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Counsel, approach the bench.
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This legal soap had it all,
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romance, intrigue,
shoulder pads,
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and, best of all,
tough-as-nails lady lawyers.
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If I have any more trouble
from you,
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I will do exactly that.
Is that clear?
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I love Susan Dey.
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She's in charge
in the courtroom
and the bedroom.
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Ew. Ugh!
Mom said "bedroom."
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Look at that full-grown
Partridge.
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This is Hollywood nonsense.
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Real lawyers
fight for justice,
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and they're not
involved in that many
courthouse shootings.
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Erica, tell it to someone
who couldn't have
been a lawyer.
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And that's
when my sister
dropped a bombshell.
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I finally declared a major.
Pre-Law.
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The
you say?
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You heard me.
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I'm considering
getting my law degree.
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Shut up. Shut up.
Shut your perfect mouth!
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Murray, did you hear that?
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Our daughter's
gonna be a lawyer!
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I get
to pay for more school.
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[LAUGHS]Ow!
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Oh!
It's all happening!
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I've got one child
who's gonna be
an Oscar winner,
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another who's gonna be
the Surgeon General,
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and now
a Supreme Court Justice!
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Yeah, and I'm actually
gonna be an eye doctor.
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Nobody cares. Murray!
We won parenting!
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If you say so. I do!
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Now the world
needs to know!
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Attention, children
of lesser mothers!
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I won parenting!
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[KNOCKING ON WINDOW]I won parenting.
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Did you want
to buy a ticket?
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Oh, I already have a ticket.
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To the rocket ride
of my children's success!
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I'd like to make
a deposit.
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This just says,
"I won parenting."
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And you can take that
to the bank.
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I won parenting!
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Yeah, you did.What are you doing?
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Sorting M&M's.
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Yellows are
the yummiest, huh?
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I kinda won parenting!
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You get that
out of your system?
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Almost.
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I won parenting! Hi-yah!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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It was January 27, 1980-something,
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and I was devouring
the sci-fi classicCocoon,
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the totally believable story
of nursing-home residents
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who are reinvigorated by
an alien fountain of youth.
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Good thing my Pops
didn't need that.
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Or so I thought.
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Well, that was confusing.
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You wanna hit the deli,
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get a cheese blintz,
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and sort out what happened?
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What happened is
you slept through
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one of the greatest
movies ever.
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Is it my fault it's dark
and smells like butter?
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You brought a pillow.
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I shoulda brought
a blanket, too.
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It's colder than a toilet seat
at midnight in there.
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As fun as it is
to think about
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your moonlit
bathroom adventures,
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you need to see it again.
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I saw enough.
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Doesn't matter.
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All the elderly friskiness
has given me an idea.
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Let's dance our way home
while checking out ladies
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that are age-inappropriate
for both of us.
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Better idea. I go home
and sleep off this movie nap.
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While
I was worried that
my Pops was slowing down,
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my mom's enthusiasm
for Erica's career path
was revving up.
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Mom, I-I don't think
a power suit
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with triple
the shoulder pads
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was a necessary purchase.
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You are a high-powered
attorney now.
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You need to look the part.
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I'm a low-powered
sophomore
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who eats Lucky Charms
for dinner.
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That's not what
your business cards say.
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"Erica Goldberg, Esquire.
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"Defense attorney
to the stars"?
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All the men will want you,
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and all the women
will hate you.
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But I don't want that.
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I want to help the
disenfranchised, the poor.
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Poor? Well,
how are you gonna be able
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to afford
your Bimmer convertible
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and a house in Brentwood?
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Where?
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It's an exclusive
L.A. enclave.
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Dabney Coleman lives there.
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I don't want to be neighbors
with Dabney Coleman.
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Look, choosing a major
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made me do some
soul-searching,
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and I realized that choosing
a career just for the money
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is never
gonna make me happy.
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Of course.
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And that's
when she saw it.
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What the actual [BLEEP]?
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It was my mom's cookbook.
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Her life's
highest achievement.
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Her proudest triumph.
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Now only 99 cents.
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Uh, shelving emergency!
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This life-changing,
full-priced masterwork
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was in with
the garbage books.
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That's not a mistake.
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All the out-of-print books
go in there.
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Out of print?
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Mr. Whitby!
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We had a contract!
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Mrs. Goldberg,
I was expecting you.
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I see you've discovered
that your book
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is
gently discounted.
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Our contract clearly stated
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that you would print
10,000 copies.
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You must have missed
the addendum which states
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that I can limit
the publishing run
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any time I want.
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And I want
now.
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I don't remember
any addendum.
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How did you have that
right there?
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It's the standard
Whitby and Sons contract.
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I use it with all my authors.
Except for Mario Puzo.
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Let's just say that guy
writes what he knows.
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There's no way
I would have signed this.
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I'm suing.
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And unfortunately for you,
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I just found out
that my daughter
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is going to be
an attorney-at-law.
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Hmm. Well, I just found out
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that my son is gonna be
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recovering-at-rehab.
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I'll see you in court.
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Technically,
any contract dispute
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would be settled
in arbitration.
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I'll see you
in arbitration.
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Damn it, that doesn't
sound as scary.
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But it is.
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I've been in several,
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with my wives,
my children,
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and my children's wives,
and my wives' new wives.
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I bring
people together.
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While my mom
was taking on a new case,
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I went to Barry to help Pops
stop feeling so old.
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Oh. Hello, tiny,
under-developed brother.
What brings you here?
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I came because
I'm worried about
Pops slowing down,
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but now I'm more worried
about whatever this is.
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Oh. Yeah.
You're witnessing
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the most natural thing
in the world.
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Four best friends
oiling each other
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to highlight
our shredded physiques.
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Here, let the world
see the details!
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Come on.Get it!
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Grease him up.Get it!
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Totally normal.
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And what's this bottle
of giant horse pills?
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That's the number-one
weight-training supplement.
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Guaranteed
to explode your abs,
traps, delts, and orbs.
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Orbs?
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The muscle that
closes the eye.
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Look how fast I can blink.
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Agh!
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You're really doing it.
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And check out my arms
like sequoias!
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Whoa!Yes!
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And what's this giant
Donkey Kongbarrel of powder?
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Only the most crucial step
of our riptastic journey.
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"Male Rampage"?Indeed.
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This magical elixir
gives us endless energy.
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And like the screaming guy
in the infomercial,
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my energy and skeletal
explosiveness know no bounds.
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Ugh! It's so thick
I can feel it in my nostrils.
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Mine won't come out
of the glass.
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It feels like I'm drowning.
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But... No pain, no gain!
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For the record,
I celebrate the natural form,
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and only ingest water,
plants, and fish.
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Maybe this powder can put
the spring back in Pops' step.
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Our grandpa will have
more than his spring.
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He'll have the explosive
vertical leap of Spud Webb.
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The party dog
from the commercials?
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No! The tiny NBA dunker!
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Wow.Don't you want
that for Pops?
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I guess?
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But I should probably
get a second opinion,
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seeing how weird
this all is.
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What's weird?
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Back to work, gents!
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Ooh!
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Dr. Katman.
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Adam. Perfect timing.
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Come learn about
hydrophobic compounds.
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Is "No, thanks" okay?
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I'm making a homemade
lava lamp.
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We combine acid-base reactions
demonstrating density
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for a totally groovy result!
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Look, I just have
some questions
about this fitness powder.
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Is it safe?
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Uh, these are mostly
natural ingredients.
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It won't hurt you,
but it won't help, either.
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But my brother
swears by this stuff,
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and he does seem to have
even more unpleasant energy
than usual.
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That's just
the placebo effect.
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And that is...
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We studied this.
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And I learned it.
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But imagine a world
where I didn't.
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The human brain
becomes convinced
that the powder works,
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so, in a way, it does.
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So someone could drink this
garbage and feel energized,
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even though nothing
is actually happening?
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Isn't the natural
world amazing?
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This isn't gonna spark
my interest in science,
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if that's what
you're going for.
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I'll get ya one day.
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Don't count on it.
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At least take home
the lava lamp.
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Oh, wow.
When you make it yourself,
it kinda stinks.
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Enjoy.
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As I had a plan
to pump up Pops,
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my mom was trying
to wear down Erica.
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Oh, my God, no!
Hire a real lawyer.
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I could have been
a lawyer,
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and you're going to
be a lawyer.
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Between the two of us,
we're one of the biggest
law firms in the country.
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When you make
that much sense... No!
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Come on!
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A mother-daughter legal team
going up against
a big, bad publisher?
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They'll make
a TV movie about it
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with Heather Thomas as me
and Joan Collins as you.
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Why are you
the younger one?
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I'm just a producer, Geoff.
I'm not a casting director.
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I'm watching either way.
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And my answer
still hasn't changed.
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But you get how important
this is to me.
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I put my heart and soul
into this cookbook.
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And also a lot of butter,
cream, and meat.
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Also, a recipe
I think my mom gave you?
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It's fine,
but she's pretty mad.
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I can't just let Whitby erase
my entire life achievement.
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And neither can you.
253
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And yet I can. I gotta go.
254
00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,863
I'm volunteering
at the campus
legal aid foundation,
255
00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:38,518
where I'll be helping
real people in need.
256
00:08:38,692 --> 00:08:40,041
Babe, you do realize
your mom's just
gonna hound you
257
00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,216
until you do this, right?
258
00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,957
Not this time.
259
00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:44,524
I was firm, direct,
and established
clear boundaries.
260
00:08:44,698 --> 00:08:45,612
She gets it.
261
00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:47,657
Oh, my God!
Why don't you get it?
262
00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:51,618
Hi, I'm a disadvantaged woman
in need of free legal advice.
263
00:08:51,792 --> 00:08:54,621
No! I can't have these people
meet my insane mother.
264
00:08:54,795 --> 00:08:56,492
Well, you're the one
that said I needed
to get a real lawyer.
265
00:08:56,666 --> 00:08:57,972
Hi, there.
Need some help?
266
00:08:58,146 --> 00:09:00,017
Yes. So much.
267
00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:01,889
I'm a famous
cookbook author
268
00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,065
who was wrongfully abused
by my publisher.
269
00:09:04,239 --> 00:09:05,936
I'm sorry,
we only take cases
270
00:09:06,110 --> 00:09:07,329
of people at or below
the poverty line.
271
00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:09,853
That's me.
I used to have everything,
272
00:09:10,027 --> 00:09:11,768
but now I don't even have
a daughter who loves me.
273
00:09:11,942 --> 00:09:13,204
It's okay, Becca.
274
00:09:13,378 --> 00:09:15,293
Let me handle this strange,
insane lady.
275
00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:16,643
So you'll take my case?
276
00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:17,905
Fine.
But just please leave.
277
00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,168
Yes! The system works!
278
00:09:20,342 --> 00:09:23,258
And don't worry, you will be
handsomely compensated...
279
00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:24,346
In smoochies.
280
00:09:26,304 --> 00:09:27,871
You're my little baby.Okay.
281
00:09:28,045 --> 00:09:29,133
[PURRS]Mom!
282
00:09:31,658 --> 00:09:33,877
With Barry's
magical powder in my hands,
283
00:09:34,051 --> 00:09:35,226
I was gonna pull
the biggest trick of all,
284
00:09:35,400 --> 00:09:37,533
making Pops young again.
285
00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:39,927
Hey, kiddo,
this is a surprise.
286
00:09:40,101 --> 00:09:42,538
Oh, I'm sorry.
You have a lady friend
back there?
287
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:44,322
Just Susan B. Anthony.
288
00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,107
I'm sorting coins.
Come on in.
289
00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:47,717
Wow. That's a lot
of pennies.
290
00:09:49,414 --> 00:09:51,416
What you got in
your monkey barrel there?
291
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,375
Hopefully, the answer
to all of this.
292
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,725
"Male Rampage"?
293
00:09:55,899 --> 00:09:57,858
Endorsed by Rambo?
294
00:09:58,032 --> 00:10:00,121
How can it be endorsed
by Rambo?
295
00:10:00,295 --> 00:10:01,905
He's a fictional
character.
296
00:10:02,079 --> 00:10:04,386
It just seems like you have
a little less energy lately.
297
00:10:04,560 --> 00:10:06,693
I thought this
might make you feel...
298
00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:07,781
Like your old self.
299
00:10:07,955 --> 00:10:10,174
Oh. I see.
300
00:10:11,349 --> 00:10:12,046
If you don't want to...
301
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:13,743
No. No!
302
00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:17,225
Why wouldn't I want to drink
more "blood of my enemies"?
303
00:10:22,317 --> 00:10:23,057
Well?
304
00:10:23,231 --> 00:10:25,407
Mmm. Hachi-machi.
305
00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:26,974
And just like that,
306
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,498
my ass-kicking grandpa
was back.
307
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,021
I feel tremendous!
308
00:10:31,195 --> 00:10:32,849
I could take on
the world! Ooh!
309
00:10:33,023 --> 00:10:33,807
And he did.
310
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:37,158
He charmed
beautiful strangers.
311
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,900
That's how it's done, kid.
312
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,858
He tossed a Frisbee
like a pro.
313
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,339
Hot disc coming at ya. Whoa!
314
00:10:44,513 --> 00:10:45,732
He even did bike tricks.
315
00:10:45,906 --> 00:10:47,342
Hang on.
I'm gonna pop a wheelie.
316
00:10:47,516 --> 00:10:49,213
Ha, ha!
317
00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:50,693
And then,
just like inCocoon...
318
00:10:50,867 --> 00:10:52,913
Cannonball!
319
00:10:53,087 --> 00:10:55,698
Yep, it may have just been
the placebo effect,
320
00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,744
but I got the spring
back in Pops' step.
321
00:10:57,918 --> 00:10:58,962
This is the best.
322
00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:00,485
You said it, kiddo.
323
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,183
To our youth.
324
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:04,968
Albert, your grandson
lost a Band-Aid in the pool.
325
00:11:05,142 --> 00:11:06,535
It's unsanitary!
326
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,756
Milton, you leave
my grandson alone.
327
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,583
I'm checking the boy
for cuts and scrapes.
328
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,195
Take one step closer,
and you're gonna need
that Band-Aid.
329
00:11:14,369 --> 00:11:16,197
What'd you say?You heard me.
330
00:11:16,371 --> 00:11:17,894
Unless you're hungry
for a knuckle sandwich.
331
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,330
I make it special,
332
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:22,246
with a side of bam and
an extra helping of kapow.
333
00:11:22,420 --> 00:11:23,900
Geez!
334
00:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,511
You try to start
a friendly conversation.
335
00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:29,384
You were gonna
get into an old-man fight
for no reason!
336
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,386
This is amazing!
337
00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,648
So, what are we
doing tomorrow?
338
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,519
Tomorrow?
339
00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:36,826
That... That's the day
after today.
340
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:39,394
We can't let all this
newfound energy go to waste.
341
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,874
Ooh! We should go ziplining!
342
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,571
Oh, for sure.
343
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:45,574
Or I can tackle
that high-dive over there.
344
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:47,315
That's almost as good!
345
00:11:47,489 --> 00:11:49,230
Just so you know,
that was my Band-Aid.
346
00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:52,015
And he'll probably
find two more.
347
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,843
While Pops
turned back the clock,
348
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,976
it was time
for my mom to face off
with her publisher.
349
00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,021
Good afternoon,
I'm Pamela Reingold,
350
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,588
and I'll be
your mediator today.
351
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,285
It is an honor,
Your Honor.
352
00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,374
May I approach
the bench?
353
00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:06,116
I'm not a judge,
and this is
a conference table.
354
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,511
Still, I'd like to file
a motion to dismiss.
355
00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:11,208
Dismiss what?
You're the one
that wanted this.
356
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:13,036
Well, then,
tell me what to say,
357
00:12:13,210 --> 00:12:14,821
because the only
legal jargon I know
is from TV and movies.
358
00:12:14,995 --> 00:12:16,083
Me, too.
359
00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,650
Your Honor, on the advice
of my counsel,
360
00:12:18,825 --> 00:12:20,957
uh, the jury should
disregard my testimony.
361
00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,611
There's also no jury.
362
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,744
It's just you, me,
this lady, and that man.
363
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:27,224
Good eye. I am a man.
364
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:30,271
And so two people
with no legal background
365
00:12:30,445 --> 00:12:32,882
laid down the law
in the weirdest way possible.
366
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:34,536
A-ha! You caught it
with your left hand!
367
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,277
Oh, she's good.
368
00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:38,105
Now everyone knows
I love to catch oranges.
369
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:39,846
Yeah,
they busted out all the hits.
370
00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,064
Silence!
371
00:12:41,238 --> 00:12:42,849
Silence in
this courtroom!
372
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,199
Ma'am, did you bring
your own gavel?
373
00:12:45,373 --> 00:12:47,114
It is a meat tenderizer.
374
00:12:47,288 --> 00:12:49,638
If it, uh, pleases the court,
I, too, brought my own hammer.
375
00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,032
Why would that
please anyone?
376
00:12:52,206 --> 00:12:54,556
And neither of you
should have tools here.
377
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:57,080
Eventually,
they just yelled stuff
they'd heard on TV.
378
00:12:57,254 --> 00:12:59,256
Objection!
Overruled!
379
00:12:59,430 --> 00:13:01,432
All rise!
Please proceed!
380
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,260
What is happening?
381
00:13:03,434 --> 00:13:04,479
I think she's
just a little nervous.
382
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,177
In my chambers now!
Both of you!
383
00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,092
Or she's completely
lost touch with reality.
384
00:13:09,266 --> 00:13:10,702
Watch yourself, counselor!
385
00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,096
No further questions!
Badgering the witness!
386
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,184
Well, at least
they're both doing it.
387
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,664
You don't have to
answer that!
388
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,013
Withdrawn!
I'll allow it!
389
00:13:17,187 --> 00:13:18,536
You may be seated!
390
00:13:18,710 --> 00:13:19,799
Move to strike!
391
00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:21,626
Bailiff, remove this woman!
392
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,019
I'll rephrase.
393
00:13:23,193 --> 00:13:25,195
State your full name
for the record.
394
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:27,415
Case dismissed.
395
00:13:27,589 --> 00:13:30,722
Okay, that... That feels
like a good stopping point
for today.
396
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:34,944
The only evidence remains
a signed contract
furnished by Mr. Whitby.
397
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:39,470
Mrs. Goldberg, if you have
any evidence to the contrary,
please come back,
398
00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:41,603
or I will have
to rule in his favor.
399
00:13:41,777 --> 00:13:43,605
Wait. Where are you going?
I thought we would share a cab
400
00:13:43,779 --> 00:13:45,128
or... Or the rest
of our lives.
401
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:47,391
As my mom's case
suffered a blow,
402
00:13:47,565 --> 00:13:49,611
I was thrilled to have Pops
back in fighting shape.
403
00:13:49,785 --> 00:13:51,308
Hey, Doc, just wanted
to say thanks.
404
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,527
You really
helped me out.
405
00:13:52,701 --> 00:13:54,224
Oh, well, you know
what they say...
406
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:56,400
Chemists are the best
at solving problems
407
00:13:56,574 --> 00:13:58,533
because they have
all the solutions.
408
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,274
Big fun!
409
00:14:00,448 --> 00:14:01,928
So you didn't
take any of that powder.
Good for you.
410
00:14:02,102 --> 00:14:04,278
Actually, I gave
a buttload to my grandpa,
411
00:14:04,452 --> 00:14:05,888
and now he's cannonballing
into pools, just like Cocoon.
412
00:14:06,062 --> 00:14:07,672
Cocoon?
413
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,544
It's this awesome movie
about a bunch
of elderly people
414
00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,068
that become young again
after hanging out
with alien eggs.
415
00:14:12,242 --> 00:14:14,201
What will Hollyweird
think of next?
416
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:15,898
Probably Cocoon 2.
417
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,248
Ooh!But the main
takeaway here
418
00:14:18,422 --> 00:14:20,120
is the amount of energy
my grandfather has now.
419
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:22,383
Adam, the placebo effect
420
00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,602
can only push
the body so far.
421
00:14:24,776 --> 00:14:26,256
If your grandfather
overdoes it,
422
00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,997
he could really
injure himself.
423
00:14:28,171 --> 00:14:31,348
So, as an example,
if he were to jump off
a high-dive...
424
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,133
Ohh!...that might end badly?
425
00:14:33,307 --> 00:14:35,309
Scientifically speaking,
oh, yeah.
426
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:37,180
Good to know.
427
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,140
Good...to...know.
428
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:45,275
Pops! Stop!
429
00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,756
No running!
No running!
Read the posted signs!
430
00:14:47,930 --> 00:14:50,541
Kiddo, you ready for me
to do the dive,
431
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:54,110
just like Reggie Dangerberg
in Back to the Pool?
432
00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,373
Do you mean Rodney Dangerfield
in Back to School?
433
00:14:56,547 --> 00:14:57,548
That's what I said.
434
00:14:57,722 --> 00:14:58,985
You were
embarrassingly off,
435
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,203
but that's not important.
436
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,944
What's important is
you need to get down!
437
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:04,381
But I took a bunch
of your muscle dust,
438
00:15:04,555 --> 00:15:06,253
and I climbed up here.
439
00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,646
It seems like
I already made my choice.
440
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,083
But you're gonna
hurt yourself!
441
00:15:10,257 --> 00:15:13,129
Male Rampage
doesn't make you
young again.
442
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:15,001
Nothing does.
443
00:15:15,175 --> 00:15:18,395
We'll see about that
when I enter the water
like a graceful...
444
00:15:18,569 --> 00:15:19,309
Whoa!
445
00:15:19,483 --> 00:15:21,224
Pops!
446
00:15:21,398 --> 00:15:22,660
Pops, are you okay?
447
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,010
Get all the ice.
448
00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,316
And then
find some more.
449
00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,449
As my
Cocoon plan went kerplunk,
450
00:15:28,623 --> 00:15:30,973
my mom was still
in the deep end
of her legal battle.
451
00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,410
Look at us
burning the midnight oil,
452
00:15:33,584 --> 00:15:36,239
noshing on chow mein,
just like real lawyers.
453
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,937
[CHUCKLES]It's 9:30 in the morning.
454
00:15:38,111 --> 00:15:39,155
No one wants
Chinese food.
455
00:15:39,329 --> 00:15:40,461
Speak for yourself.
456
00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,071
And what are all these files
and boxes for?
457
00:15:42,245 --> 00:15:44,030
Our investigators
are gonna fill them
458
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:46,467
with telescopic photos,
fingerprints,
459
00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,164
and DNA samples
for the lab.
460
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,470
Why do we need DNA?
461
00:15:49,644 --> 00:15:51,646
It's a dispute over
a book contract.
462
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:54,954
Well, then, what are our
high-priced scientific experts
supposed to testify to?
463
00:15:55,128 --> 00:15:58,000
The fact that it's clearly
your signature?
464
00:15:58,174 --> 00:16:00,046
While that does look like
my bulbous "B"
465
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,787
and my delightful flourish
around the "G,"
466
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:06,052
I-I would never
sign something
just willy-nilly like that.
467
00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,357
Mm, it kinda seems
like you did.
468
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,185
Damn it! You two
were at my signing party.
469
00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:11,535
Was there anything
out of the ordinary?
470
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:14,234
Having a signing party
is out of the ordinary.
Who does that?
471
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,540
Maybe your wife,
who's proud of
her accomplishment.
472
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:17,977
And you should be, too.
473
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,630
It's all coming back to me.
474
00:16:19,804 --> 00:16:21,284
You did the thing.
I was there.
475
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:22,807
Memories.
476
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,157
It's all up in
the treasure chest.
477
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:26,463
My signing gala
was the talk of the block.
478
00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:28,944
There was champagne,
balloons.
479
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,860
I made that
cheesy burger casserole
in the shape of my book.
480
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,862
It's the only book
I've ever finished.
481
00:16:34,036 --> 00:16:35,298
Wait, Dad, didn't Mom ask you
to take pictures that day?
482
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:37,257
Nope.I did!
483
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:38,606
Ohh!
484
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,216
Here's the camera.
485
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:41,870
Oh, there's no film in it.
486
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,654
Memories.
487
00:16:43,828 --> 00:16:45,004
Well, what am I
supposed to do now?
488
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:46,483
Again, not a lawyer,
489
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:48,746
but my advice would be
to move on with your life,
490
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,617
like I'm gonna do
with mine.
491
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:50,748
Move on?
492
00:16:50,922 --> 00:16:52,402
This cookbook
is the first thing
493
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,188
I've ever accomplished
all on my own.
494
00:16:55,362 --> 00:16:57,581
Not as a wife,
not as a mom,
but for me.
495
00:16:57,755 --> 00:16:59,583
And now I'm supposed
to just let
496
00:16:59,757 --> 00:17:01,237
that crooked publisher
take it all away?
497
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:02,021
It's not that simple.
498
00:17:02,195 --> 00:17:04,849
It is to me.
499
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,331
Erica, did I ever tell you
why I think I could have
been a lawyer?
500
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:11,117
Because you like
to argue with everyone
about everything?
501
00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:15,556
Because I would fight
with every fiber of my being
for the things I care about.
502
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:18,385
My family. My friends.
What's right.
503
00:17:20,735 --> 00:17:22,824
I thought maybe you got
some of that from me.
504
00:17:22,998 --> 00:17:24,217
I guess I was wrong.
505
00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,052
My mom
was back in arbitration,
506
00:17:33,226 --> 00:17:34,879
but without Erica
or any evidence,
507
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:36,577
her case seemed to be
open and shut.
508
00:17:36,751 --> 00:17:39,232
Mrs. Goldberg, do you have
anything further to present?
509
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:41,190
Only my word.
510
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:43,932
I did not sign
that addendum.
511
00:17:44,106 --> 00:17:46,804
I'm ready to make my ruling
and be done with
both of you forever.
512
00:17:46,978 --> 00:17:49,024
Not so fast.
513
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,634
And then,
in a hero moment
straight out ofL.A. Law,
514
00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,420
a badass in shoulder pads
showed up to save the day.
515
00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:54,595
Erica, what are you
doing here?
516
00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:56,162
Fighting for something
I care about.
517
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,077
I'd like to call
Murray Goldberg
to the stand.
518
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:00,079
A surprise,
11th-hour witness?
519
00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,037
Oh, you are
in for it now.
520
00:18:02,211 --> 00:18:03,952
I-I object.On what grounds?
521
00:18:04,126 --> 00:18:06,433
I'll allow it.
Let's see where this goes.
522
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:08,174
Mr. Goldberg, isn't it true
that you were asked
523
00:18:08,348 --> 00:18:09,958
to take pictures at
your wife's signing party?
524
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:11,742
That's what people
are saying.
525
00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,831
And isn't it also true
that you're a forgetful loaf
526
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:16,443
who's never sure of what
he has or hasn't done?
527
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,620
I can say
with full confidence
that I'm a, you know...
528
00:18:19,794 --> 00:18:20,838
And do you
recognize this?
529
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,014
Oh, that's one of
those photo things!
530
00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:25,191
Indeed, it is.
And this one has
your name on it.
531
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:26,888
Are those the pictures
from my signing party?
532
00:18:27,062 --> 00:18:28,368
Hey, it is.
533
00:18:28,542 --> 00:18:30,196
Here's a pic of
your cheesy casserole.
534
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,285
But, perhaps,
can I direct you
to the last photo?
535
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:36,071
Oh! Will you look at that?
Somebody's a hero.
536
00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:38,421
I knew it.
Rock-solid evidence.
537
00:18:38,595 --> 00:18:40,031
Of what, exactly?
538
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,990
That the addendum
was forged by Mr. Whitby.
539
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,731
Uh-oh.
540
00:18:43,905 --> 00:18:45,515
Because, as you can clearly
see in this photo,
541
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,604
you signed in purple Sharpie,
like a weirdo,
542
00:18:47,778 --> 00:18:49,911
while the contract right there
is signed in blue.
543
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:51,173
Mr. Whitby, do you have
a response to this?
544
00:18:51,347 --> 00:18:53,654
Yes, I do.
545
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:55,177
I lied.
546
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,613
But this has been a hoot.
Am I right?
547
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,093
The judgment is for
Mrs. Goldberg.
548
00:18:58,267 --> 00:18:59,703
Yes!Print her books.
549
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,705
We did it!
My baby's a lawyer.
550
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,446
Well, not yet.
551
00:19:03,620 --> 00:19:04,926
But if helping people
feels this good,
552
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:07,320
there is no way
I'm not going to be.
553
00:19:07,494 --> 00:19:09,844
And I will be here
to support you
every step of the way.
554
00:19:10,018 --> 00:19:12,107
Whether or not
you want me to.
555
00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:12,977
[CHUCKLES]I know.
556
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:13,804
And I know.Ah!
557
00:19:17,068 --> 00:19:18,505
I'm gonna remember
this one.
558
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,898
As Erica
landed a big win for my mom,
559
00:19:21,072 --> 00:19:23,118
I was feeling terrible
about Pops' crash landing.
560
00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:25,207
Pops, I'm so sorry.
561
00:19:25,381 --> 00:19:26,469
I never should have
given you that powder.
562
00:19:26,643 --> 00:19:28,906
Oh, don't be.
I knew what I was taking.
563
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:31,344
What? You knew
it wasn't real?
564
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:33,041
Then why'd you climb up
on that high-dive?
565
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,262
For you.
You seemed so upset
I was slowing down,
566
00:19:36,436 --> 00:19:38,481
I figured I'd give you
a few days of the old Pops.
567
00:19:38,655 --> 00:19:40,222
I'm so confused.
568
00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:41,397
Then where'd all
that energy come from?
569
00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:44,052
Simple.
I am in incredible pain.
570
00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:46,750
I can't believe
you did that for me.
571
00:19:46,924 --> 00:19:49,188
It wasn't just
for you, kiddo.
572
00:19:49,362 --> 00:19:50,972
As much as you miss
the young Pops,
573
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:53,583
I miss him, too.
574
00:19:53,757 --> 00:19:56,412
Just so you know,
I'm okay with
just sorting coins.
575
00:19:56,586 --> 00:19:57,892
As long as
I can be with you.
576
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,459
That's good.
577
00:19:59,633 --> 00:20:02,288
Because I'm not gonna
be doing much moving
for a while.
578
00:20:02,462 --> 00:20:03,767
Do you remember
the end of Cocoon,
579
00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,989
when all the older people
leave Earth
580
00:20:08,163 --> 00:20:09,773
to go to that planet where
they can be young forever?
581
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:12,515
Would you take
that deal?
582
00:20:14,474 --> 00:20:16,302
And miss hanging
with my best friend?
583
00:20:17,433 --> 00:20:19,000
Not a chance.
584
00:20:19,174 --> 00:20:22,308
♪ Everybody's got somebody...
585
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:25,311
Thanks to Pops,
I picked up a thing or two
over the years.
586
00:20:25,485 --> 00:20:27,791
Eventually, we all slow down.
587
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:31,317
But it doesn't matter
if you're growing older
or growing up.
588
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:34,711
The important thing
is to appreciate
the victories.
589
00:20:34,885 --> 00:20:37,845
In the end, every moment
is worth savoring.
590
00:20:38,019 --> 00:20:39,803
And no matter what stage
of life you're in,
591
00:20:39,977 --> 00:20:42,502
a fountain of youth
will never be as magical
592
00:20:42,676 --> 00:20:44,895
as time spent
with the ones you love.
593
00:20:45,069 --> 00:20:47,246
♪ Handle me with care ♪
594
00:20:49,987 --> 00:20:51,598
You're making me
very curious about you.
595
00:20:57,343 --> 00:20:58,996
Hey, guys! I'm just here
to return... Oh, my God!
596
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:00,302
What happened to your skin?
597
00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:01,782
It's gorgeous, right?Ha!
598
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:03,000
As pro body builders now,
599
00:21:03,174 --> 00:21:04,175
it's important to enhance
600
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,481
our jacked musculature
601
00:21:05,655 --> 00:21:06,787
with a beautiful bronze hue.
602
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,528
That is not bronze.
603
00:21:08,702 --> 00:21:10,007
That's because we went
604
00:21:10,181 --> 00:21:11,052
to the roof without
any sunscreen.
605
00:21:11,226 --> 00:21:12,749
We're beet red now,
606
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,664
but it should settle into
a lovely mahogany.
607
00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:15,796
It's so worth it.
608
00:21:15,970 --> 00:21:17,363
You have
third-degree burns.
609
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,234
You're just jealous
'cause your skin
610
00:21:19,408 --> 00:21:20,496
isn't this glorious chestnut.
611
00:21:20,670 --> 00:21:21,802
Now, watch my bi's
612
00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,064
and tri's dance
613
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:24,283
as I bring a little body oil
614
00:21:24,457 --> 00:21:25,066
to the party.
615
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:26,546
Ow!
616
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:27,416
I'll get the aloe vera.
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