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Please pass the mustard, Father.
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Happy to, son.
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People of Earth!
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I'm--
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People of Earth!
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I'm Ted Zorg Senior,
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and I am here to enslave you!
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Your monuments are my weapons,
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and now for the piece
de resistance...
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Huh?
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How do you work
that stupid thing?
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There are too many buttons!
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At least give me a minute,
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then you're all gonna die!
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Call...
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the Righteousness Club!
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In the centre
of all that is moral,
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Earth's greatest superheroes
have assembled.
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Amazing Man!
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Hero Gal!
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Bat Crusader!
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And Marine Gent!
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Together they are
the Righteousness Club!
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Their mission:
to fight wrongdoing
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and defend--
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and... they're dead.
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You fell for my trap,
super idiots!
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I got you all together,
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and then killed you
all together!
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Without heroes,
your planet is defenseless!
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I'll be back tomorrow
with my entire armada
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for my complete domination
of Earth!
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With Earth
now as defenceless as a baby,
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soft-shelled turtle,
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or even
a baby soft-shelled turtle,
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the world's leaders gather
to plan their next steps.
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All Earth's heroes are dead.
Is terrible, no?
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Is terrible, yes!
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It's really bad,
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and I'm German.
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We know really bad.
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Like always,
America knows
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just how
to handle this.
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Yoo-hoo. Hello?
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Excuse me, sorry.
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I might know who can save us.
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Who the Helsinki are you?
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Canada's Prime Minister.
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Sorry for my casual clothes.
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My shift at the furniture store
just ended.
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So who can save us?
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Tell!
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Tell!
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Well, for years,
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there have been rumours
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about some Canadian superheroes.
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If they do exist,
I could try to find them.
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Canadian superheroes?
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No, you're right.
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Why don't we call
the Righteousness Club again?
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Oopsie, we can't.
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Make the call.
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In a country known for snow
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and not inventing Post-it notes
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live six of the world's
most mediocre heroes...
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Poutine!
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Able to blast hot, cheesy fries
at any wrongdoing
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in two languages...
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Niagara Falls!
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The mighty maiden of moisture
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and defender
of the environment...
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Sasquatchewan!
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The nexus of brute strength
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and brute ignorance...
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Chinook!
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A young Inuit
who can harness snow and ice,
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and sometimes,
depending on the weather,
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even sleet...
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RCM-PC!
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A cyborg that's both a P.C.
and PC...
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And Breakaway!
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With sweat, steel,
and stick-handling,
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when evil's in the net,
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he shoots and scores!
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Cobbled together,
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they'll become
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Super Team Canada!
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Thank you all for coming.
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I'll be brief, because I've got
a sofa sale to get back to.
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I know none of you
have met before,
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and this may be awkward,
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but you're a team now,
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and the world needs you.
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That's why we've set you up
with this lair!
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As a child, I never had a lair!
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I'm so jealous!
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Oh, it makes sense
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we haven't met before.
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Canada's a big,
diverse country,
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second largest in the world.
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Did you guys know
Jim Carrey is Canadian?
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D'uh!
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Well, as the natural
team leader,
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let me jump over the boards.
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I'm sure you've all
heard of me, Breakaway,
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and if it helps break the ice,
pun intended,
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I do sign autographs.
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Boom! Two minutes
in the awesome box!
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Karate moves!
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I've only known you
for ten seconds,
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and spent nine of those
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wanting to beat the crap
out of you.
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If we're forced to work together
for this assignment,
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I nominate me,
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and I also vote for me.
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Wow, talk about momentum.
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That was two votes,
we all saw that,
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and discount Chewbacca
votes for me, right?
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Guys, I have a solution,
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but maybe you don't want
to hear it
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because I'm too handsome, hmm?
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Does he really need to be here?
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Or... alive?
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Aw, you two know each other?
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That's great.
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It's so nice
to work with friends.
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Oh, parts of us have met
many times.
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I'm referring to, uh...
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We made
the Boom Boom Geoffrion,
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le Bonhomme Carnaval,
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we got it Celine Dion.
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You know... sex.
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It was Canada Day years ago,
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and I had eaten
a funky Nanaimo Bar.
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Nobody could have
thought straight
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in that scenario.
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Another piece of history
rewritten by you Anglos!
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No offense,
but you guys seem like idiots.
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Let's brawl! Huah!
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Enough!
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What part of
"international emergency"
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don't you goofs get?
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Sorry for the rough language.
Sorry.
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Aw, my Uber pool's here.
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Super Team Canada
is Earth's last chance,
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so get it together!
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I'm sorry,
did I have an opinion? Sorry.
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Damn, Ted's back early.
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Like our Thanksgiving!
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More like your Thanksgiving.
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Oh...
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All right, huddle up, team.
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The Captain is always
the last man off the ship.
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Great job
mushing up these lima beans.
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Oh, I can't tell you
how warm they feel on my--
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My man plums!
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Who the Klarn are those guys?
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Huah! Ha!
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Shut la gueule!
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Poutine is here!
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Move it, citizens!
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- Out of my way!
- Take a seat, Grandma!
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I've got Ted
right where I want him!
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Hey, Ted,
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go puck yourself.
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People!
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Let's discuss our approach
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and our feelings.
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D'accord, try this on for fries!
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Ice to meet you!
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Thanks for
the pre-invasion entertainment,
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but I grow tired
of the nuisance.
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Now let me show you
how a pro does it.
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Tractor beam!
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My army apples!
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After I enslave everyone,
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I am writing
this tractor beam company
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a very stern letter!
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Have Earth's
would-be heroes failed?
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Has their first mission
left them defeated,
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humiliated,
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and presumably
still paying for gym memberships
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when they don't even go anymore?
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A truly unfortunate
turn of events,
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like me mixing up
my medications.
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Hopefully this one ends better,
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and without
the hostage negotiator.
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Well, well, well,
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Canadian superheroes.
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Who's ever heard of something
so ridicu--
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Ah!
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Seriously? We lost to this guy?
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Klarg, kill that floor!
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Wilson, kill Klarg!
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No one likes a crybaby.
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And now yourself.
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You understand.
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Can't have any loose ends.
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When I made a list
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of all Earth's heroes
to eliminate,
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I never even thought of Canada.
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Why would I?
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Canada is just like
my sex drive!
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Negligible.
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Mommy!
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Ah...
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Enjoy the final view
of your planet,
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because Earth as you know it
is over!
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I know now might not be the time
to point fingers, but...
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I blame Poutine!
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Moi? I had everything
under control
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until these two
knocked me out of the sky!
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You lactosey liar!
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Sorry to interrupt
your squabbling.
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I just forgot the best part.
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Well, best for me,
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worst for you.
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Have our heroes failed?
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Is Earth doomed?
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Who's this Roger fellow
who keeps calling my wife?
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The answers to
many of these questions,
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but not all of them,
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on the next exciting episode
of...
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Super Team Canada!
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Previously seen
on Super Team Canada...
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And here's
some stuff that didn't happen.
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Last we saw our heroes,
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they met defeat.
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Now all hope is lost,
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and Earth is in grave peril.
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Can our heroes find a way
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out of this mess?
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I sure hope so.
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My Nana is coming over tomorrow.
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These are your heroes?
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Your defenders?
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They didn't even
put up a fight,
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and I respect a good fight.
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It might be wise of you
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to get a team of superheroes
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who fight the enemy
more than each other!
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But, you know,
I'm just blue sky-in' here.
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Your heroes failed!
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I knew I should have waited
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on that celebratory
perogy basket.
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Whoa!
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Hell,
my six-year-old niece Molly
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could have done better.
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Of course, she has the gun
I gave her at her baptism...
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I know I say "sorry" a lot,
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but now, well...
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Sorry.
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I told you Canada was a joke!
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We've wasted enough time
letting them tug our taffy!
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You know the word
"super-villain"
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gets thrown around
willy-nilly these days,
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but...
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Come on!
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Aren't you proud of me, Daddy?
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Wait, you're Ted Senior,
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and your father was Ted Junior?
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That's how names work with us!
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We also put hot sauce
on pancakes,
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and can yell "Bingo!"
after only two numbers.
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Deal with it!
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Anywhizzle,
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I'm about to enslave
your fellow earthlings!
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Daddy dap!
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Mm-hmm... Mm!
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Those bars
are getting close fast,
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and if this is how it ends,
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I need to admit something.
273
00:12:50,226 --> 00:12:52,019
We know you're the one
who's been farting.
274
00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:54,439
Listen, I know
you all see me as flawless,
275
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:56,608
maybe even some kind of
a perfect specimen,
276
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,691
but I'm not.
277
00:12:57,692 --> 00:12:58,984
I say I'm smart with money,
278
00:12:58,985 --> 00:13:00,277
but I'm broke!
279
00:13:00,278 --> 00:13:03,406
My bank account's
like Vancouver Stanley Cups--
280
00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:05,533
Zero!
281
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:12,123
Sometimes
282
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,500
when I say I've summoned
an ice storm,
283
00:13:14,501 --> 00:13:16,252
I'm really just moving my arms
284
00:13:16,253 --> 00:13:18,464
after having checked
the weather report.
285
00:13:24,052 --> 00:13:25,135
Once,
286
00:13:25,136 --> 00:13:26,845
a man in the CN Tower washroom
287
00:13:26,846 --> 00:13:28,764
mistook me for a urinal,
288
00:13:28,765 --> 00:13:30,307
and I liked it.
289
00:13:30,308 --> 00:13:31,350
We've been over this!
290
00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:33,393
I didn't mistake you
for a urinal,
291
00:13:33,394 --> 00:13:35,104
I just didn't
want to wait for one.
292
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,860
We all have things
we're embarrassed of.
293
00:13:41,861 --> 00:13:43,696
Remember,
I dated lumber-jerk?
294
00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:45,031
Ah!
295
00:13:45,032 --> 00:13:45,989
Well, that's familiar.
296
00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:46,865
No!
297
00:13:46,866 --> 00:13:48,033
Don't worry, François.
298
00:13:48,034 --> 00:13:49,201
She doesn't mean it.
299
00:13:49,202 --> 00:13:50,994
The fact is, we're all here
300
00:13:50,995 --> 00:13:52,497
because of our own
stupid behaviour,
301
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:53,705
spelled with a "U,"
302
00:13:53,706 --> 00:13:54,792
like it's meant to be.
303
00:13:56,876 --> 00:13:59,461
We're supposed to be
Super Team Canada,
304
00:13:59,462 --> 00:14:01,214
but we couldn't even follow
the one core concept
305
00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:02,715
that makes our country
so special.
306
00:14:02,716 --> 00:14:03,550
Curling?
307
00:14:03,551 --> 00:14:04,926
André-Philippe Gagnon?
308
00:14:04,927 --> 00:14:06,927
Overpriced airport maple candy?
309
00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:08,303
Those things are great,
310
00:14:08,304 --> 00:14:10,598
but we have one thing
that other countries don't.
311
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,016
We're a mosaic,
312
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,518
made up of huge prairies,
313
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:15,103
a thriving French culture,
314
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:17,146
vibrant Indigenous communities,
315
00:14:17,147 --> 00:14:19,983
politeness, and a small
but growing technology sector,
316
00:14:19,984 --> 00:14:21,567
Clean renewable energy,
317
00:14:21,568 --> 00:14:22,652
and...
318
00:14:22,653 --> 00:14:24,737
A voice like sexy gravel?
319
00:14:24,738 --> 00:14:26,239
Yeah, okay, sure.
320
00:14:26,240 --> 00:14:28,365
If only we had all worked
together in the first place.
321
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:30,951
Wait, I just
came up with a plan.
322
00:14:30,952 --> 00:14:32,744
We should work together!
323
00:14:32,745 --> 00:14:34,080
I just said that.
324
00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:35,123
You heard me,
325
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,416
and now you're simply
repeating it.
326
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,334
Aw, that's a crazy way
of saying I'm right,
327
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:40,795
but I always try to make time
for my fans.
328
00:14:43,756 --> 00:14:46,175
That's not even
how you spell "Breakaway."
329
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:48,135
Now, just like Canada,
330
00:14:48,136 --> 00:14:49,678
we're not perfect,
331
00:14:49,679 --> 00:14:51,723
but you know what can make
our team work?
332
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,433
Teamwork!
333
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:56,686
Computer, status report?
334
00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:58,061
Today's schedule,
335
00:14:58,062 --> 00:14:59,814
dominate Earth,
336
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,023
then dominate a nap.
337
00:15:01,024 --> 00:15:02,358
Two things?
338
00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:04,234
Gah, this is a busy day!
339
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,782
We make Bloody Marys
with Clamato juice
340
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,076
and call them "Caesars"!
341
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,455
I wasn't sure what Ted said
before we burst in,
342
00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,290
so I wanted my announcement
to be generic.
343
00:15:17,291 --> 00:15:19,249
How did you get out?
344
00:15:19,250 --> 00:15:22,128
I personally designed
that jail cell
345
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:23,463
to be escape-proof
346
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,132
for every kind of
superhero power!
347
00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:28,551
True, but there's one power
you never thought of!
348
00:15:28,552 --> 00:15:29,384
A mosaic!
349
00:15:29,385 --> 00:15:30,720
That,
350
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:32,805
and Breakaway kicking
a hole in my oil pan
351
00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:33,889
with his skates,
352
00:15:33,890 --> 00:15:35,932
and the others smeared the oil
353
00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,851
as a protective coating
on Sasquatchewan
354
00:15:37,852 --> 00:15:40,354
so he could step through
the laser bars
355
00:15:40,355 --> 00:15:42,315
with only minimal damage!
356
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,399
And now, Space Wipe,
357
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:45,652
you're about to learn
358
00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:47,903
that you just pissed up
the wrong maple tree!
359
00:15:47,904 --> 00:15:48,988
Let's do this
360
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,989
for the good old
red, white, and...
361
00:15:50,990 --> 00:15:52,157
red?
362
00:15:52,158 --> 00:15:53,659
Super Team Canada...
363
00:15:53,660 --> 00:15:55,536
L'attaque!
364
00:16:02,919 --> 00:16:03,961
Hah!
365
00:16:12,428 --> 00:16:13,553
H'yah!
366
00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,399
Ha ha!
367
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,824
You think you've stopped me?
368
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,367
Well... you have,
369
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:36,702
but there's no rule that says
370
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:39,705
I can't suddenly start
a new thing
371
00:16:39,706 --> 00:16:41,332
that you haven't even
thought about stopping yet!
372
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:45,044
Aah!
373
00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:51,216
This ship is now a giant bomb
374
00:16:51,217 --> 00:16:53,635
heading straight up the caboose
375
00:16:53,636 --> 00:16:55,763
of your precious
Council of Nations!
376
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:58,682
He's coming for us,
377
00:16:58,683 --> 00:17:01,019
and I never said goodbye
to my wife...
378
00:17:02,937 --> 00:17:04,564
I can't die!
379
00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:06,774
There's so much stuff
I haven't shot yet!
380
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:08,817
We should have never
trusted Canada!
381
00:17:08,818 --> 00:17:10,569
Their God is a beaver!
382
00:17:10,570 --> 00:17:11,820
If this is
the end of the world,
383
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:14,073
no more "sorrys"!
384
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,240
Sorry.
385
00:17:15,241 --> 00:17:16,576
I was rude. Sorry.
386
00:17:21,205 --> 00:17:23,915
Have fun dying, ding-dongs.
387
00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:24,916
Tell Earth I'll be back,
388
00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:27,420
and I'll be even worse
next time,
389
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:29,423
like shingles!
390
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,678
The space-hole
is trying to escape!
391
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:38,346
We... can't... quit... now.
392
00:17:38,347 --> 00:17:39,973
I know just what to do.
393
00:17:39,974 --> 00:17:40,892
Like Niagara said--
394
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,809
Mosaic!
395
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:43,853
I'll get things started...
396
00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:45,771
with way too much water!
397
00:17:45,772 --> 00:17:46,647
Hah!
398
00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:48,776
Ah!
399
00:17:49,942 --> 00:17:51,943
And for grip, le fromage!
400
00:17:59,118 --> 00:18:00,286
Give 'er!
401
00:18:02,914 --> 00:18:04,708
Lame snow pun!
402
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,461
It looks like you are trying
to call off a kamikaze mission.
403
00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:10,462
Need help?
404
00:18:10,463 --> 00:18:11,507
A polite no.
405
00:18:17,637 --> 00:18:18,805
We did it!
406
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:21,641
Great work, Super Team Canada!
407
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:23,601
Don't jerk your gherkins
too fast.
408
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,310
Ted's got one more trick
409
00:18:25,311 --> 00:18:27,604
up his diabetic-friendly sleeve!
410
00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,022
Self-destruct
411
00:18:29,023 --> 00:18:30,942
in three... two...
412
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,655
They're dead!
413
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:39,909
Nein!
414
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,953
Wait, butter my biscuits,
415
00:18:42,954 --> 00:18:44,413
look over there!
416
00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:50,502
Yay! Yes!
417
00:18:50,503 --> 00:18:51,879
They did it!
418
00:19:07,311 --> 00:19:09,604
Guys, the, uh, pisser
may smell like burnt Vegemite
419
00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:10,730
for a few-- Crikey!
420
00:19:10,731 --> 00:19:12,232
Who the hell did this?
421
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:13,942
The greatest
and most polite heroes
422
00:19:13,943 --> 00:19:15,318
the world has ever known...
423
00:19:15,319 --> 00:19:17,864
Super Team Canada.
424
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,825
I can't feel pain,
but that hurt.
425
00:19:21,701 --> 00:19:22,826
So with great pride,
426
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:24,828
and a very tight 51% vote,
427
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:26,372
we make Super Team Canada
428
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,374
Earth's official, and only,
429
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:30,375
super defenders,
430
00:19:30,376 --> 00:19:32,295
and we've also asked
someone special
431
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:33,546
to present you with medals
432
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,214
in recognition
of your heroism today--
433
00:19:36,215 --> 00:19:38,884
Lane Grotski and his wife,
Jenny.
434
00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:41,095
They sound close to names
I've heard before,
435
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,846
but they were maybe changed
for legal reasons or something?
436
00:19:42,847 --> 00:19:43,806
Who cares?
437
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,477
He's a big fan.
438
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:52,231
Can't... breathe...
439
00:19:53,775 --> 00:19:55,902
A really big fan,
440
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,236
and, uh, condolences.
441
00:19:57,237 --> 00:19:58,570
He'll be okay.
442
00:19:58,571 --> 00:19:59,822
He just had the life
hugged out of him.
443
00:20:02,241 --> 00:20:04,075
Thank you all,
444
00:20:04,076 --> 00:20:05,368
and speaking personally,
445
00:20:05,369 --> 00:20:07,412
I'm humbled to be
the self-appointed captain
446
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:08,788
of such a great team.
447
00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:14,670
Uh, I think I deserve that
more than you.
448
00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,588
In life, you don't get
what you deserve.
449
00:20:16,589 --> 00:20:18,591
You get what you grab.
450
00:20:18,592 --> 00:20:20,218
Get off!
451
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,100
The radioactive sex doll
King Dong
452
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,060
is causing a volcano to erupt,
453
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:31,144
and it's right above
a summer camp
454
00:20:31,145 --> 00:20:32,270
for the lava-sensitive!
455
00:20:32,271 --> 00:20:34,230
Another crisis?
456
00:20:34,231 --> 00:20:35,607
How are you so strong?
457
00:20:35,608 --> 00:20:38,402
We are sure the good heroes
are dead? Ja?
458
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:40,028
Yeah.
459
00:20:40,029 --> 00:20:42,739
Then this seems like a job
for...
460
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:43,909
you guys!
461
00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:49,121
Mosaic!
462
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:51,164
Super Team Canada!
463
00:20:51,165 --> 00:20:52,290
Let's fly!
464
00:20:58,131 --> 00:20:59,131
Whoo-hoo!
465
00:21:00,299 --> 00:21:02,677
♪ It's a mad, mad world ♪
466
00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:05,762
♪ And guess who's gonna
save it all ♪
467
00:21:05,763 --> 00:21:08,848
♪ It's a dirty job ♪
468
00:21:08,849 --> 00:21:11,434
♪ But someone's gotta do it ♪
469
00:21:11,435 --> 00:21:13,604
♪ Yeah, we can do it ♪
470
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,606
♪ Super Team Canada! ♪
471
00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:19,151
♪ The fate of the free world ♪
472
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:21,820
♪ Is in our hands ♪
473
00:21:21,821 --> 00:21:25,283
♪ We're the heroes of the land ♪
474
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,659
♪ Super Team Canada! ♪
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