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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Why is my kitchen so dirty?

Oh, Johnny.

Johnny.

Oh, hey.

Why is my kitchen so dirty? And why are you on my couch in your boxers?

I fell asleep watching cartoons. I didn't think you were getting home so

I know you're my son's best friend, and I know you said you're going to be here

for only four days, but it's been two weeks, Johnny.

Right, right.

Well, look, Christy, she's going to probably take me back, so I'll be out of

here ASAP.

Or I could just find a place to stay if not... I don't care about you and

Christy. You need to get your shit together and move out of my house.

Look, just give me a couple days, maybe a week, and I'll be out. I promise.

Please. It's already been two weeks.

I don't know how much longer I need to give you.

Look, look, look. I promise I'll have the kitchen clean, like spotless. And

even clean the bathrooms. And I'll call Christy now. You know, I'll beg her to

take me back.

Such a fool. I should have never cheated on her, you know.

Gosh,

I'm sorry.

Look, I promise I'll make it up to you.

When I get back, this house better be spotless. And when my son get home from

school, we're going to have a little talk.

I got some hair and syrup finished running. When I get back, we'll talk,

Oh, man. Oh, all right.

Oh, man.

I really got to get myself together.

I should call Christy.

Oh, but first, I should probably...

blew some steam off.

Yeah, that sounds like a better idea.

Oh, shit.

Johnny? Yes?

What are you doing there?

Oh, I was just going to watch some more TV.

But I should probably get to the job hunting. You're right.

Let me just get dressed and go do that.

So you were just jerking off on my couch?

Whoa, on your couch? Jerking? What?

Of course not. That's so disrespectful. I'm not stupid, Johnny.

What? What do you mean?

Let me see it. See what? Let me see what you were doing. Let me see it.

Um, I was just eating crackers or something right here.

Whoa, what are you... Let me see it. It's my house, so let me see it. If

going to be jerking off on my couch, let me see.

You want to see my member?

What? That's what I said.

Are you sure about this? I mean, look, I should probably just get dressed and

find a job, right?

Johnny, let me see it.

Well, you won't tell Kevin about this?

I promise I won't. All right. You asked for it.

Oh, my God, Johnny. You're packing.

What are you doing?

Oh, my God.

I've been separated for three months. I haven't had a dick in three months.

Oh. That looks good.

Nice. Well, I'm glad you got to see it.

Stay right there.

Stay right there.

What?

Oh, geez.

Am I in trouble?

Look, please don't tell Kevin.

All the boys will make fun of him forever and stuff.

Don't worry.

I won't say anything.

Oh, thank goodness.

Mm -hmm.

Well, you're living in my house on my couch.

Right. And I'm paying all the bills, so you got to do something for me.

Yeah, maybe I should pick up some slack around here. You're right.

That's not what I'm talking about.

Huh?

Oh, shit.

You like this?

Yeah. Don't worry.

You won't tell Kevin.

Oh, nice.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe Kevin's mom's jerking me off right now.

Believe it.

Miss my tits. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, they're huge.

Have

you

ever been titty fucked?

Oh, never.

Never? No.

My girlfriend's tits aren't that big.

Okay, there's a first time for everything.

Oh, yeah.

Mm -hmm.

Oh my God, yeah.

You like that?

Oh, I do.

Yeah? I feel so good.

Yeah.

I bet Krista can't do you like this, right?

No, she can't.

Oh, you're making me pre -con.

I am. Oh.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

Oh, it's so hard. So hard.

I'm going to put my mouth on it.

Oh yeah, sure.

Oh yeah, get comfortable baby

Oh shit.

You like it, don't ya?

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Let me get a contour.

Yeah, take these off.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

shit.

Are you really enjoying that?

I bet you are.

We're going to make it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah?

You had a hard day at work right? Oh yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, Johnny.

Oh, my gosh. You're so good.

You're so warm.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, Johnny.

Oh, your dick is so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God. I don't know why Chris is... Chris, I can't do it.

Oh, this is amazing.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God.

I'll keep you here forever.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my

God.

Oh, yes.

Just like that.

Just like that. Just like that.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see those titties.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that, throw it back.

Oh yeah,

throw it back, throw it back.

Yeah, I wanna see you throw it back on her.

Oh my gosh!

Is that what you wanted?

Do you know what you wanted?

Oh my god, yes!

Shut up! Is that what you wanted?

Yes, Johnny.

I want you to surprise me.

I like what these titties...

I like the way I use you

We should take it.

I want you to get on your fucking knees and I want to give you all that cum.

Naughty boy.

Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody.

Nobody. Does it better.