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Naughty America.

Nobody. Nobody. Nobody.

Does it better.

Nope.

Nope. Nope.

Well, he looks kind of cute.

Professional gamer, I don't even know what that, nope.

I'm gonna hate these dating apps.

Oh my god.

Whole weekend, two matches.

Nope.

I think there'd be more options in like a 20 mile radius, wouldn't you?

Like, certainly not a good one.

Nope.

Nope.

avoid another date like last night can't go on another good date just to find

out the guy is like waiting to have sex until he reaches spiritual enlightenment

whatever the fuck that is

definitely not

who wears their hair like that

After 1987, nope.

Well, I guess it's just gonna be another day of me

doing it myself.

This is hopeless.

I live in the worst 20 -mile radius on Earth, apparently.

I mean, I can't do the next best thing, though.

Not quite as good as a real date.

I just wish it was a real cock.

I need to get really fucked so bad.

Oh yeah.

thinking about a hard cock and we have a real one. Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

right there oh

shit

just

a minute

while we're out of town. Oh, it's not a problem, Miss River.

I'm glad I can help.

I mean, it's a little weird that I called you over just because I know that

and Mikey have been friends for years, but I just wanted to make sure you knew

where all of the light switches are and where the garbage bins are and also how

to, you know, use this remote because there's like 20 menus on this thing.

I'm over every Sunday watching football.

I'm sure I could work the TV a little bit better than Mikey.

Oh, well, yeah.

Now I do feel silly. I hope I didn't waste your time having you come over.

Oh, no, that's not a problem. I'm more than happy to hear and see what you have

to show me.

Okay, well, there are a few things that I do want to show you in the kitchen.

So just follow me.

Come on in.

And here's the garbage.

So it can be a little tricky to open up. Just lift up on it a little bit if

you're having trouble.

And then go ahead and just compact it normally whenever it's ready, but just

that as needed.

So when it fills up, then you can go ahead and use the dishwasher.

I really don't want you to put any cans or bottles in there. All of the

recycling is sorted under the sink.

And the garbage disposal is on this side of the sink.

So for the dishwasher,

The settings are actually on top here.

I always just use the normal setting.

It's the easiest.

You don't have to do anything fancy.

Just make sure that all of the dishes are rinsed. All the food is gone first

because otherwise it can clog things up in there.

You can go ahead and help yourself to anything that's in the fridge. It's

stocked. I know there's a few beers in there.

I won't get upset if they go missing or something, okay? Okay. All right.

I'm assuming that you're going to want to sleep in the master bedroom because

it's the most comfortable. So I'm just going to show you a couple of things in

there. So follow me. Okay.

Just come on in.

I don't mind staying in Mikey's room.

Oh, nonsense. It's so much more comfortable in here.

Just the bathroom is huge.

So the shower is on one side and the toilet is on the other. It's separate.

And you can just go ahead and use any of the bathroom accessories you want in

there. There's plenty enough to use.

If you get cold at night, there's an extra comforter in here, but the rest of

the closet's messy.

Oh, my God!

Um... I'm so embarrassed.

I... I didn't see anything.

It sure seems like you saw something.

A little bit.

What did you see?

I don't know.

A dildo?

I'm so embarrassed, but, well, the truth is,

I was using it right when you got here.

I forgot you were coming, and, um, you just kind of startled me.

In fact, it felt a little wet from being in my pussy.

And now that I think about it, it was really rude of you to barge in on

me while I was just about to finish.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I've seen the way you watch me.

And I really like being watched.

So maybe...

You can make it up to me by watching me finish.

Yeah, I could do that.

Can you help me out with my skirt?

Okay.

Why don't you come sit over here?

Okay.

Get nice and comfy.

See how wet my poster has been for this whole house tour.

Do you like washing me, please,

myself?

Just don't tell Mikey about this.

Oh my god.

It really turns me

on having you watch me like that.

Yeah? Yeah.

Is your cough really nice and hard while watching me fuck myself?

Yeah.

Yes.

I'm almost there, but you know what?

I didn't know it would feel so much better.

What?

A real cop.

Could you help me out just a little more, since you've been so generous?

I can help you.

Come over here.

Oh, wow.

Juan, I had no idea.

If I'd only known this whole time you had such a nice car.

Oh my god, that feels so good.

This one's for you.

That feels so...

I love the way your cock feels in my mouth. Yeah, I love the way your mouth

feels in my cock.

Oh, my God,

it feels so amazing.

Oh, fuck, yeah.

It's so bad.

It's so bad.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

I'm so glad I invited you over for this little tour.

Watch me get more comfortable.

Now I'll get more comfortable.

It feels so good.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Have you fantasized about Mikey's mom sucking your cock before?

Oh, yes. For years.

Oh, God, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Oh,

my gosh.

Oh,

my gosh.

Yeah.

Most of the girls your age don't have big titties. You can fuck like this, do

they? Oh, no, they don't.

Oh, yes.

You like feeling my tits squeezed around your hard cock?

Oh, I love it so much.

Oh, yes, just like that.

Oh my

god

you're so amazing.

You college -age guys always have the best cards

That's so amazing.

You want to stand up?

Yeah, I like hugging other y 'all.

Yeah. Yeah.

I don't know, this feels so fucking soft. Yeah, it makes him totally get

Fuck yes.

Yes.

I think it's time for you to get like the full tour.

Your cock fits perfect in my pussy.

Fuck.

The real thing's so much better.

A lot better.

Oh yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, my God, you get so deep.

Oh,

fuck, yes, yes.

Oh my god, right there, right there, right there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my god, your pussy is so wet.

Oh,

your fuck is so good.

Is it?

Yes. Oh,

fuck, yes, yes.

Uh -huh Oh my god

Fills me up so good. Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my

god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck yes. It was nice and slow. It was so amazing.

Oh nice and slow like that.

Making sure it gets all the way in.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, yes, yes.

pussy on your car

Yeah, oh Your car touches the

back of my pussy

Right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right there, right there, right there, right there, right there,

right there, right

there,

right

there

You're gonna make me cum.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, I want you to be able to see my fat ass bounce up and down on your cock.

Oh,

yeah.

Fuck, I love those eats in there, too. Yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Fuck

You make me like that.

We've been such a fucking good best friend.

Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop.

That fucking pussy feels so good.

Oh my god.

Right there, right there.

So good. Will you fuck me? Yeah.

Because you feel good.

Oh, fuck yes.

Oh, fuck yes, yes, yes.

Oh my God. Just like that.

That's as good as it feels.

what you're doing.

Oh my God.

Exactly what I needed to say.

Oh my god, you make my pussy feel so fucking good.

Yeah? Yeah, you fill it up just right.

Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my god.

Yeah, keep fucking it, keep fucking it until you fill me with cum. Oh, really?

Yes, please.

Oh, it's been so long since I've been cumming my pussy.

I crave it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck yes!

Oh, fuck, I'm gonna -

We can't have a mess, can we?

Well,

thanks

again for coming on the house -sitting tour.

Thank you for letting me house -sit for you.

Nobody, nobody does it better.