Original subtitles

In Ching Emperor Kang Hsi's time,

Shaolin joined with Heaven & Earth Society

to form secret societies to restore Ming Dynasty.

Among the rebel heroes was Hung Hei-Kwun.

Son, my son.

Man Ting, the government wants to kill our family.

We can't stay here.

I have to become a fugitive.

You'll be a burden to me

but I can't just take your life.

Now let's bet.

If you choose the knife, we'll live and die together.

If you choose the horse... I'll send you to hell..

to see your mom.

These tears are our last.

From now on, we can only shed blood.

Brother, Brother Hung.

I am sorry, so sorry.

I, Ma Ling Yee, am late. Blame me.

Get up! It's not your fault.

I heard the government would execute your tribe

so I hurried here from Kwangsi.

But I am late.

Inform Fong Sai-yuk and San Tak they'll be the next targets.

How about you?

Forget about me. Go.

I can't!

Kill!

You retreat, you die.

Why'd you betray me?

Master said I could never defeat you.

I am below you in skill.

No way. I must kill you today.

Why'd you kill my family?

I have an imperial order to take back your head.

You work for the government?

I want fame and money.

Fame and money?

Isn't that enough??

Wonder Screw!

Wu Tak-tai, Ma Chiu-hing, Choi Tak-chung,

Li Si-hoi, Fong Tai-hung.

I'm tattooing a Ming treasure map on your backs.

The government will seek it, so I put a portion on each back.

Once the 5 parts are gathered,

the treasure may finance our revolution.

The original will be burned.

This Lunar New Year Eve, I'll send you to Nu Village.

Chan Kan Nam, Heaven & Earth chief, will be waiting for you.

With the treasure, he will save the world.

Why did he tattoo our backs!

Master said we must save the world.

How can tattoos do that?

"Save the world" means help people in need.

Will we get a food reward?

You always think of food! Be righteous.

My dad said, only act if it benefits you.

My dad said, look for benefit even doing good deeds.

How can your dad do that?

Is he human?

What? My dad's called the Great Benefactor.

I'll see him tomorrow on his birthday.

Dad, I'm learning kungfu in Shaolin Temple.

Don't mention you're learning kungfu in Shaolin.

If others hear, you may have trouble.

So why'd you send me there to learn kungfu?

Idiot, just learn, but don't admit it.

Just walk around with me. Look for a good deed to do.

Why do you do good deeds?

I had no son by age 40.

Then a monk asked me to do one good deed per day.

Later, you were born.

That's why I do good deeds

but with benefits!

Remember to take advantage.

Yes!

Let's go!

Wow. What a sight.

Man Ting, hide our gear.

Boss. How much is a pear?

2 cents!

Two, please!

Alright!

One's fine!

Thank you!

Mom...

A man and a kid are coming.

They look like kungfu masters.

Don't be nosy. Be careful.

Man Ting, I have to see someone. Don't move.

Whatever happens, hold your temper...

until I call you.

She's selling herself to bury her mom.

If I had money, I'd buy her.

You must be careful.

There are two female thieves

called Notorious Mother and Daughter.

They cheat!

They stole one man's goods.

She looks cultured.

If she acted like a thief,

no one will fall into her trap!

Let's go.

What's the matter?

I said to be careful.

He's like a stone.

Come on, let's play.

Stone him to death.

Right! Stone him!

Get him! Hurry up!

I'll beat you!

Thanks for meeting me

in my poor circumstances.

We're blood brothers!

I know you're wanted by the government.

I wished to find you but I failed.

As your brother, I should worry about you.

I came to get your help.

Now I am Wanted, I can hide no where.

I need you to take care of Man Ting temporarily.

Don't worry!

If I don't help you, how am I human?

Do you know about the raid on Shaolin Temple?

What for?

Master Chi Sin has a map

locating the eunuch Ngai's treasure hoard.

The government covets it.

What's your name?

I am Red Bean.

- Miss Red Bean. - I am so poor!

Son. Do good deeds of this kind.

I'll help you. I'll buy you.

Old fellow, can you make it?

Don't make her a young widow.

Shit! Why're you so nosy?

Miss, instead of him, come with me.

How dare you?

So what?

I'm just checking if you want to beat me.

Call Man Ting here. Let's leave now.

Eh? Man Ting.

Brother, how can you betray me?

I work for money. Blame your own idiocy.

Luckily I sprang your trap before it's too late.

How's that?

Chan Kan Nam secretly told me of the map.

Since you left Shaolin ages ago, you shouldn't know about it.

So what? Your spear's with me.

Man Ting!

Dad, take the spear!

Man Ting, remember.

Kill with no mercy.

My identity's exposed. No one should live.

No one should live.

Hei-Kwun, forgive me as your brother.

Man Ting, ask for mercy for your uncle.

Man Ting, remember...

No mercy to such as him.

My assistant is coming. You'll be dead. Don't go!

Miss Red Bean, wait for me.

Hero!

What is it?

Are you interested in being a kungfu teacher in my house?

Not interested!

Hero...

Nothing!

Were stones thrown at you?

I'm fine!

When you can't hold your temper any more, just don't hold it.

- You're hungry? - Mm.

Where's the pear?

A stone ruined it.

- Let's eat noodles. - Our money's finished.

We need a place to hide.

Miss Red Bean, follow me. I'll get you pretty dresses.

Thank you, Master.

May I be your bodyguard?

Not a bodyguard...a teacher.

Same thing. Aren't you afraid I've killed?

No one will know. But your pay's lower. Okay?

- I'll do it. - Fine, come on. Let's go!

I'll put them on you.

You're like a stone.

It's so pretty. You like it?

I'm so happy!

I'll kiss you to make you even happier.

Someone's here.

I'd forgotten them.

Have lunch first.

You're lucky to meet me. I'll pay your living.

If someone bullies me, beat him.

If I bully someone, beat him.

If someone owes me money, beat him.

If I owe someone money, beat him.

Is that simple?

I only guarantee your safety. I can't bully others for you.

Do you ever use your brain to think?

Bullying others is joyful.

If another's money becomes my money...

another's house becomes my house...

another's woman becomes my woman...

it will be good.

But if your money and woman are taken, will it hurt you?

I've considered that, so I'm hiring you

to help prevent that.

Then I can bully others, but not vice versa.

It will be so good.

I can't help you.

Hero!

Just take care of my safety.

I'll get someone else to bully others.

Let's eat.

Sorry, I was hungry.

Never mind, dinner is soon. Let's eat then.

Dad, eat this.

Where'd you get it?

It's from sister Red Bean.

Be careful. I don't think she's kind.

I won't eat her dumpling then.

Man Ting, is it tough to stay with me?

No, I like being with you.

Mom!

Stop pretending! I will stab you with a dagger.

You disappoint me. I'm damn hungry!

See, I take care of you.

Chicken!

Wow! That old fool gave you valuables!

He gave it to me.

I know, I know! Our agreement is to share.

Come on, share!

Fine. I'm a filial girl.

Mom, take it!

Wow! You're so generous.

It's so thin! Give me more!

Alright, I'll do it myself.

You have one, I have one.

Wait, that's no good.

Share it equally, 1-2-3!

Trying to fool me?

It's for my dowry.

Who'd dare marry you?

I'll keep it for you.

How to share it?

Break it into pearl powder.

For a facial?

Right!

Is it smooth?

So smooth!

And you? Wonderful!

Mom, you were once First Beauty

of the martial arts world.

I deserved it.

You farted!

Let in fresh air.

You always fart!

You fed me sweet potato.

Now you are dreaming.

You feel dizzy, are you dizzy?

Kneel down!

Kneel down! Release me!

You are so lucky to marry my daughter.

Give her all your money

or I'll haunt you daily

and strangle you.

Yes, I know!

Mom!

Master, you are here?

I saw your mom in a dream. She squeezed my neck.

What did she say?

She told me to treat you well.

Let's marry in three days' time.

Yes, but ask some monks to hold her a ceremony

so she'll go to heaven peacefully.

How much do you need?

10,000 taels!

10,000 taels?

30,000 taels will be better.

Okay. I'll keep what's over for the family.

It's right!

Miss Red Bean, I've paid.

Let me kiss you, alright?

You're staring.

I'll close my eyes.

You go. I want to sit with Mom.

It's right!

Share the money.

- The gold chain! - What?

His gold chain is worth 100,000 taels.

So don't be mean.

Let's get it tonight.

- No! - Why?

Master Hung is powerful.

Hi. Are you washing?

Want some candy?

Let me help you?

I'm washing Dad's underwear. Will you help?

Master Hung!

Miss Red Bean, your wedding is soon.

Aren't you busy?

I just want to make you new clothes.

I am always poor. I don't need new clothes.

You can't say that.

Dress properly for Boss Ma.

Let me measure your collar.

I want it less tight,

make it wider, 14 inch.

How about the sleeves?

Master Hung, your feet aren't properly placed.

What do you want to cut?

The cloth of course!

I don't mind the colour, if it keeps me warm.

Let's see if there's enough cloth!

Just enough!

I don't think so!

I will sew it!

Men can't sew.

I'm better at sewing.

Enough!

My son and I roam all over.

We want a simple life. Why do you push us?

I fear you'll divulge my secret.

Try my Wonder Kick!

No-Shadow Kick!

Shit, she's breathless.

How dare you bite?

If I don't bite you, how can you remember me?

You know Breathless kungfu.

You're the Notorious Daughter.

I'm a poor girl, so you can say anything.

Miss, I guard this house.

I won't let you mess up.

Don't make trouble, and I won't reveal your identity.

Alright. Don't offend me.

No-Shadow Kick is the famous stance of Hung Hei-Kwun.

Don't make me kill you.

If you wanted to kill me, you wouldn't curb your power.

I will remember!

Dad, have you fallen for her?

Bullshit!

You said, be merciless to an enemy. Kill with no mercy.

But you didn't do that when fighting her.

I loved your mom only.

When you can't stand any more, just don't stand it.

Call me Brother, then I'll teach you Kung-fu.

Brother!

Hung Man Ting, what are you doing?

Practising Kung-fu.

Practising? Is it useful?

Yes!

Just follow me.

- I'll teach you kungfu. - I don't want to.

What? I'm powerful.

Put down your leg, follow me.

Dad said, raise it till noon.

You're so cocky!

I will stand it!

You stand steadily!

I'll kick you to hell.

Let me go, let me go!

It's noon time.

I can stand no more!

Brother!

Don't offend me.

I'll get revenge.

[ Dear brothers, I got bullied ]

[ Come help me. Just run away! ]

I'm asking my friends to fight.

Go to Shaolin temple.

Kill!

Call the boys, or be killed.

Let's go!

Not those two.

Don't let any kids go.

Yes!

Not this one!

Go away!

Brother, what do we do?

Stay calm, change position.

Come with me!

Escape in the secret passage!

Get in fast!

Go!

Stop them!

What is it?

It's a monster!

Chi Sin, long time no see!

I am Ma Ling Yee!

Ma Ling Yee? The traitor Hung Hei-kwun killed?

The Western Monk saved me!

I took Poison Juice to practise Invincible Kungfu.

I succeeded!

You said I can't compare with Hung Hei-kwun.

Now your life is mine.

Give me the map or die.

Die or not, I won't say a word.

Alright! Go to hell.

Sir, we caught them, but there's no map on their backs.

Sir, I caught a pigeon.

It's Ma's house?

Ma Chiu Hing!

Hey, you can't go in. Leave!

They're my friends.

Here you are.

- Ma Chiu Hing. - What is it?

Shaolin Temple was burned.

Why?

Master wants us to go to Nu Village

to find Masters Chi Kai and Chan Kan Nam.

Many soldiers are chasing us.

Don't panic. I'll get you fresh clothes,

then we'll find dad.

No, it's just rumour.

Dad, I have four...

Dad, I've four enemies

who came to bully me.

You owe 4 cents. Pay now.

Plus interest.

If you don't repay me,

I'll beat you up.

Kid, you're loan sharking? Go!

Go!

Isn't this your son?

Yes!

Didn't he go to Shaolin to learn kungfu?

No!

He was staying with his aunt to study.

That's good!

Wow! So big!

My nice daughter knows I love chicken ass.

She got a big one.

I'll eat the leg first.

What a big house.

- Right! - Keep quiet!

No one's here.

A dead body!

Don't be scared.

See, I sat on it!

Come and sit!

I love chicken ass, not kid's ass.

It's okay!

Sleep here tonight, but don't let Dad know!

I'm hungry.

See the food there?

You dare eat my chicken ass?

Shaolin was burned, so what do we do?

Master said if we meet Senior Hung Hei-kwun,

he'll take us safely to Mr Chan Kan Nam.

But I never met Senior Hung,

so we must be independent.

We must avenge Shaolin.

How can we do that?

How about a new school to avenge Shaolin.

Call it New Shaolin.

No, the government will arrest us.

Call it New World.

No...

New Zealand?

Call it New Beyond.

Good name.

You had a good suggestion.

I said nothing.

But the voice came from you.

How can you deny it?

She did it, she did it. Ghost!

Ghosts aren't allowed. Attack!

Throw her at the wall.

Come on!

Fold her.

See, she had no reaction.

A ghost will counter attack.

Touch it!

I dare not!

Try. She's breathless.

It's true!

So, let's continue our talk.

Let's see.

My name's Wu, yours is Ma, yours is Fong.

Let's have a contest.

The new school will be named after the winner.

If I win, it's Ma Mun.

If I win, it's Wu Mun.

Great!

Wait. First help me hit someone.

Wait! Master instructed us not to go out together.

One must stay behind

so the government can't gather the map.

Tai Hung, your kungfu is poor. Stay here.

What?

Stay there!

Granny, I didn't hit you.

I just sat on you lightly.

Don't blame me.

If you're being scary, just scare them.

It scared me!

Tubby!

Don't blame me, I'm only a kid.

You ate my chicken ass.

I want to eat yours.

My ass stinks, don't eat it.

So get me nice food, or I'll haunt you.

Okay, I'm going.

He's a chicken. Ghosts don't exist.

Please don't blame me.

The fly is annoying.

My only underwear was torn when you washed it.

I'm sorry!

Never mind!

I made it smaller for you.

Thanks, Dad.

So, you have no undies.

Never mind. I feel cool.

Did you hit Young Master?

He bullied me!

Just hold your temper.

But you taught me,

if I can't hold my temper, just don't.

Now we are fugitives,

don't disclose our kungfu, or we'll be identified.

I won't fight then.

468, 469, 470,

471, 472.

I've found you!

474, 475, 476.

Hung Man Ting!

I have to start again.

Young Master, why're you here?

You defeated me, so my brothers will avenge me.

I'll defeat you.

I won't fight.

How can you escape?

I'll challenge you. Bastard!

Why'd you hit me?

I like it!

Don't push me!

I won't leave until you fight.

If I defeat you all, will you stop?

If you defeat us, we'll call you Brother.

Alright!

Tai Chi?

Go together!

Kill him!

No-Shadow Kick!

We're leaving!

What are you doing?

Don't move. I'll reset your arm.

Let him go!

If your arm's not reset, it will be crippled.

Don't panic. Give me your arm.

It hurts!

Your arm is alright!

Big Brother!

I'm younger. How can I be your Big Bro?

But you're more powerful.

Okay, Brother Hung won.

Our school will be named after you.

Call it Hung Mun.

Hung Mun? (Immense World)

Don't chase me! Don't! No.

[ Aphrodisiac ]

Hey...hey.

Daughter, come here.

The moon is so bright, it makes me more beautiful.

Mom! You're poisoned by aphrodisiac.

I feel hot. I want to undress.

Cure yourself.

I don't know such kungfu.

I can't help you.

I've been a widow for ages.

Will I sleep with a man tonight?

Mom, if yes, congrats.

No kidding!

I can stand it. Get the gold chain.

Move!

Wait! Let's remask.

- Robbery! - Pants off!

No!

Take off your gold chain!

He's pretending?

Kill him!

Are you scared?

He is asleep.

Remove his pants, no, his chain.

Hurry up!

I know!

Who are you?

Go!

Kill him!

Take him away!

Still fighting?

Son!

Mom!

Son!

Let's go!

I feel tired!

What are you doing?

Someone just came to steal your gold chain.

My gold chain is my family treasure.

Who dares rob me?

I know who did it.

What do you want?

Someone went into Master's bedroom

to steal his gold chain.

Why aren't you protecting him?

I suspect you.

You come in, saying what you like.

Stop pretending!

I believe you're still in the night suit.

Behave yourself!

I always sleep nude.

Would I believe that?

I'll show you I'm innocent.

Count three. 1, 2, 3.

You're great!

I won't let you mess up in Mr Ma's house.

Why don't you see my body?

Alright, I'll prove it. I'll count to three.

1, 2, 3!

I warn you, get lost now.

You thought I was nude!

Shit! Where's Mom?

I am your dream lover. Come on!

I am bored!

I'm bored! I'm bored!

Go out and play!

Great, but one of us must stay here.

Who should stay?

Me? I won't stay here.

- Let's play for it! - Fine!

Wait, we have to talk.

Come here...

What trick will they play?

Scissors!

Okay, come on!

1, 2, 3!

You lost, stay here!

Let's go play!

Granny, why'd you cheat me?

Don't you know ghosts tell lies?

Why'd you cheat?

If I don't cheat, you won't stay with me.

Where are you going?

Don't ask. Sit down.

I'm going to look for food.

I'll get you a share.

Great! I want a big chicken ass.

Sure!

Bastard, you want benefits from us both?

I'll make your drunk tonight.

Congratulations...

Master Hung!

Why don't you and your son join them?

I must watch the bride.

Will someone rob the bride?

No, the bride might rob someone.

Everyone's insane here.

I'll think of something.

Dad, someone's on the roof.

Man Ting, stay calm. Our target is inside.

If she doesn't move, we won't move.

I know!

Let me go, let me go!

You're trapped. Indecent assault!

See now!

- Shit, Dad's trapped. - Indecent assault!

Madam! Madam!

Master!

What's the matter?

He...

You bastard, how dare you assault my wife?

I have no face to live.

How dare you do this?

Go! Go now!

Alright, I'm leaving.

Don't let him go.

Your son was on look-out?

Man Ting, let's go!

Why don't you beat him?

Can you do it?

I can't!

Help Master to bed to rest!

Master, be careful!

Dad, why didn't you explain?

No need to explain if no-one will believe it.

Do you love Miss Red Bean?

Bullshit!

You said to stay calm and not move.

But you heard her screaming, and moved.

Man Ting, I...

No need to explain if no-one will believe it.

The soldiers are rushing to Ma's villa.

What are you thinking?

I want to save my brothers.

You are righteous.

Why are you killing here?

We sent a troop to arrest kids.

This would harm the emperor's reputation, so keep it secret.

Ma Kai Sin hid a criminal.

Therefore, his tribe will die.

Guests are deemed to be tribe.

Only kids under 10 should live.

Kill!

Wow. He died easily!

Help!

Don't go!

I can do that!

I'm dying!

Let's play dead too!

I'm dying!

Go some place else!

None of your business!

Can't we die together?

You'd better die properly.

You copy cat,

you copy cat too,

you're not creative.

How can a corpse cry?

I'll make your pretend death come true.

A corpse pissed?

You bastards can't hold your breath!

Still playing dead?

I quit, let me go!

Stop!

Why are you here?

You bastard! Don't go!

Hung Hei-kwun!

You're looking for death!

Why do you slaughter here?

I'll tell you in jail!

Alright, fight!

Why's there a fight?

I'd better grab something and go.

I am lucky!

Pay me!

Tai Hung, run, soldiers are coming.

Help! Monster!

Why are you still here? Run.

Master Hung!

Hung Hei-kwun.

Ma Ling Yee?

I'm still alive. I suffered from poison juice

so I can kill you.

You made yourself a Poison Man?

He killed your master Chi Sin.

It's true. I'm a Shaolin student.

Master Chi Sin tattooed a treasure map on our backs.

Four of my classmates are caught.

Take my son away!

Go!

Search!

Yes!

Honey, I'm your dream lover. I can't take you away.

See you again.

Aaah! You...

You're awake?

You were badly injured.

If I hadn't saved you, you'd die.

So you saw everything.

I had no choice!

You bullied me!

I'm a virgin.

How can I marry now?

If you want me to be responsible,

I will marry you.

Why should I marry you?

You don't care about your son.

You have no comrades. You're Wanted.

This is my first time.

You didn't take me to a classy hotel,

but brought me to this temple!

I'm cold, but you warm yourself!

Shut up!

Marry me or not?

Yes!

Think it over. I'm going to save my son.

Why didn't you save him earlier?

If I didn't let them catch Man Ting,

I'd have no clues to save the other 4 kids.

Other 4 kids?

5 kids went out from Shaolin with a big secret.

On Lunar New Year Eve, I'm to take them to Nu Village

to see Heaven & Earth's Chan Kan Nam.

And now?

Man Ting will leave clues on the way.

That's my plan.

I misjudged you.

You're not a coward.

How dare you?

You're taking my advantage!

You mean my advantage?

No, mine!

My mom, the corpse in the kitchen.

Why're you undressed?

There's blood!

A dart hurt me. Luckily he saved me.

Thank you!

He sucked out the poisoned blood.

Sucked out the poison?

Yes, he made great efforts.

From your face, you let him do it.

Mr Hung, talk to me.

Come on.

You took advantage of my daughter. You must marry her,

and give me $88,000.

Mom, he won't be rich.

- Think so? - Sure.

You only think of money?

No, besides money in this world,

I like gold, jade, pearls and diamonds. Got any?

Everybody has righteousness, even you.

You just won't face it.

I know nothing of it.

I want to save the kids. I need your help.

Any award?

If you don't go, I won't pay your living.

Are you threatening me?

I won't go, never.

Let's search the jail.

It's too easy!

Threaten any guy with a knife, he'll tell everything.

Okay. Go ahead!

Wow! You respect me so much!

I shouldn't depend on you in future.

Don't move!

You want to rescue them? Not that easy!

Nothing scares me, except a man with make-up.

Turn around and look!

I'd be foolish to look back.

I'm looking, done.

Other side!

Sorry to bother you.

I'd better go.

Help!

That cosmetic man hung me up with evil intent.

My chicken son-in-law, come and save me!

Is my dad her son-in-law? He's called Chicken too.

Man Ting, move aside!

Hurry!

- Dad! - Go! I'll save Granny.

Hurry, help me!

Go!

Why are there so many dead?

My dad killed them.

Your dad is smart.

I want to be his god-son.

Why not be my godson?

Go! Hurry!

Climb over the wall!

Climb over the wall!

Help me!

Hurry! Hurry!

Help!

Let's save him!

How are you? Bastard, how dare you escape?

Remember what I told you?

Yes!

No-Shadow Kick!

Human Wheel!

Be careful!

Let's go!

Got you!

Why'd you leave me behind? I'm scared!

Where's Dad?

Hung Hei-Kwun, you can't leave here.

I know I can't kill you

but I'll still avenge Shaolin.

Just how?

This is how. Die with me.

Dad...!

Dad!

Go, forget me.

No! Let's go!

Go!

Let's die together.

Go now!

Dad!

Monster!

Son!

Son!

Son!

- Dad! - Son!

Son!

Shit!

What a lonely village!

Old Uncle, where is Red Flower Pavilion?

Don't ask that old fool.

He looks daft. He may be deaf and dumb.

What did you say, old nag?

I've lived here for 30 years.

I've never heard of Red Flower Pavilion.

Go away!

But I went there 10 years ago.

Master Chi Sin said Master Chi Kai lives here.

I've never heard of Chi Kai.

You have a weird temper.

There is a weird person here.

He lives in a strange house nearby

and dresses like a foreigner.

And he makes wax statues.

His house is horrible inside.

No-one dares go in.

Anybody here?

Eh? Old Uncle's here?!

I won't dare come alone.

There are so many people.

Why aren't they moving?

Exactly!

Old Uncle, you walk fast!

You're healthy!

They're made of wax!

They seem real.

He's got that.

And this too?

Have you finished?

Damn you! You were so still. You scared me!

This is my house! I do whatever I want.

I can walk in nude too.

You can't do that with your ugly body.

What are you doing?

Is Master Chi Kai here?

It's not a temple with bald heads.

Go! Don't disturb my statues.

Did you make them all? They look real.

Under the wax, there's real human flesh.

Want to be one?

No! No!

Master Chi Kai isn't here, so we'd better leave.

You can't go! You're hurt.

I am a doctor.

Let me give you treatment.

I won't bother you.

I need to go somewhere else.

Where are you doing?

Where would you be going in this remote village?

We must go to Red Flower Pavilion.

Red Flower Pavilion?

It's a ruin.

Just follow the little path to the south.

Thank you, mister.

Don't call me mister.

Call me Wax Maker Cheung.

Wax Maker Cheung?

Tubby, if you want a wax statue, come to me.

I don't want it!

How can this be Red Flower Pavilion?

- I'll go and ask. - No need, it's the place.

I came here once. The trees had red flowers.

Now it's ruined.

Where is Chan Kan Nam?

Is it Lunar New Year Eve?

He will come.

He's a trustworthy man

and always punctual.

Go on look-out.

Alright. We're going.

The sun is setting. If they don't arrive,

it'll be shit if the monster comes.

Shit! Swordsmen are coming.

Red Bean, go now!

Let's go together.

Go now!

We are the Youth Group of Heaven & Earth Society.

He's here.

Hei-kwun, how are you?

Master...

You're hurt!

- Ma Ling Yee hurt him. - Isn't Ma Ling Yee dead?

No, the Western Monk saved him.

He made himself into an invincible Poison Man.

If you meet him, be careful.

Right! The monster is melting, he stays in his car,

he's horrible.

Don't worry.

I brought an Invincible Sword that chops up metal.

Well, great! You handle this now.

We'd better leave.

Mom!

We prepared you a safe place to rest.

That's very good.

This one is...

Stop pretending you don't recognise me.

20 years ago, I was Miss Beauty

of the martial arts world.

You were late to the contest to pick my husband

or you'd have won.

Really?

You missed out.

Thank God!

- Take them to rest. - Yes, Master. This way!

I'll treat you to dinner. Remember to come.

Should we be nervous?

They haven't come yet?

We missed dinner.

Shut up!

Spread out...

Pass me the sword!

Lie down. Mom's playing with them.

I appreciate it.

I use to scam people with Mom

and never felt happy.

But now I'm with you,

I feel secure and happy.

I'll deceive no more.

So where will you go?

Wherever you go, I'll go with you.

Eat the bananas first.

We won't eat until Master Chan arrives.

Granny.

You promised to tell us your story.

I was so great,

I was called the Thousand Hands Goddess.

I was good at catching darts.

Once a monk threw 300 darts at me to kill me.

I used my hands.

I caught 298 darts,

and one between my lips.

But that leaves one over.

Silly, the last one was caught by my toes.

Kidding!

Why don't you believe me?

I'll show you if there's a chance.

You'll be all eyes.

Granny, I won't believe it!

Ghost!

- What's the matter? - Where is it?

It's Master Chan!

The kids are waiting for dinner.

Come on, let's eat.

Bravo!

Master Chan!

Where can you escape?

I won't leave. I'm too tired to go.

How can I go with these burdens?

I'll help you arrest them. Be merciful..

Damn you! So many people?!

Go!

Son-in-law, you handle here. I'll take them away.

Let's go!

Granny, hurry!

Change my form!

Granny, you're great.

Now you believe my story?

You're very smart!

You're really great!

I underestimated you.

Sir, you're so kind.

Why don't you let us go?

Well, since you're a woman, I'll give you three chances.

I'll catch your dart in my mouth.

Don't scare me, I have no darts!

Attack!

So? Isn't my saliva tasty?

- Granny, you're great. - Teach me that.

No problem!

You shouldn't despise me!

Wow! Granny! Bravo!

Mom! Mom! Are you alright?

Of course! I am powerful.

Tell her how great I was.

Take them away. I'll follow.

I have to check that bastard.

Come soon.

I know!

Come on. Let's go.

Sister Red Bean, Granny is so powerful.

Right!

Mom!

You said you were alright!

I am too old.

Granny, you'll be alright.

I couldn't catch the killing dart!

Mom, I'll get you treatment.

Granny wasn't great enough.

No, you are the greatest.

Don't cry!

Red Bean, am I beautiful?

You are First Beauty in the martial arts world.

You're cheating me again?

No!

Granny...

Alright, don't cry!

I won't die. Help me up!

Granny, be careful!

Cheung, come and save her. Where are you?

Mom! Mom!

Cheung, come and save her.

Daughter, it's cold tonight!

Mom, I'll help you up.

Let's find Cheung.

Mom, how are you?

Mom, do you feel better? Mom?

I always pretend to be dead.

Now, I'll die for real.

You won't die...don't blab.

Let me say something.

The loot is stashed in the wall behind the cabinet.

I always took more, because I was afraid you'd overspend

and not save your dowry.

Mom!

You are lucky!

Hung Hei-kwun's a good husband...

Mom! Mom!

Cheung, come and save my mom!

Red Bean! Red Bean!

I'm here. I'm here, mom!

It's so dark.

Ask the kids not to put out the candles.

Right, I will tell them.

Let me hold you for a while.

I'll tell you a secret.

I slept with that old duffer that night.

Red Bean, that old duffer...

Mom!

Granny!

How are you?

Brother, go now.

Let's go, Mom!

Granny's dead. Let's go!

Mom, I'm going!

Hurry! Let's go!

Hurry!

You attack from the top, I'll take the bottom.

Man Ting, his face is his weakest point.

I got you.

Man Ting! How are you? Man Ting!

Dad!

Who are you?

I am Master Chi Kai of Shaolin.

I waited in hiding until you came out.

Hung Hei-kwun, take care of the kids.

Be careful.

Ma Ling Yee, you betrayer. Shaolin was destroyed because of you.

I hid my identity so I could avenge Shaolin.

Why weren't you killed in the fire?

Sorry, I was bathing.

God wanted me to be alive

in order to kill you.

Shaolin Mad Dog Fist.

How are you?

- I'm scared! - Let's go!

Help!

Tai Hung!

Hold tight!

Tubby, hold the rope!

I'm scared!

I'm scared!

Hold on tightly!

It's very high!

Tai Hung, don't panic. Hold the rope.

Don't loosen your grip.

My pants! I'm falling!

Tai Hung!

You nearly went to hell. Hey, it stinks.

Hung Hei-kwun.

I never defeated you before.

But now I'll win. Beg me!

Beg, and I'll kill you faster.

Beg me, come on!

- Dad! - Hei-kwun!

Hei-kwun, how are you?

I'll die with you!

Hei-kwun!

Man Ting!

Dad!

Man Ting!

Dad!

No-Shadow Kick!

Don't loosen your grip!

Dad!

Mr Hung, I'm lucky to be alive. It's like a dream.

Wu Tak-tai, Choi Tak-chung, Li Si-hoi,

Ma Chiu-hing, Fong Tai-hung.

Your tattoos have been erased with medicine.

I'll take this map to Heaven and Earth Society.

Go home with your parents.

We're leaving.

Okay!

Let's go!

Fong Tai Hung, is your dad coming?

My dad always cheats me.

Why don't you go with me to be a monk?

- No, I won't be a monk. - Tai Hung!

Why don't you come south with us?

Fine. I think Dad isn't coming.

Fong Tai Hung! My son!

Sir!

- Sir! - My son!

Are you his dad?

Yes.

I am Hung Hei-kwun.

Are you? I'm Fong Sai-yu.

Fong Sai-yu?

What's the matter?

Tai Hung, take care!

Don't take him as an example.

It'll harm you.

Dad, don't cheat me again.

Okay, I won't cheat you.

It hurts.

I've never seen you laugh. It looks good.

Mom, let's go!