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♪ Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪
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♪ Yeah! ♪
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♪ Kiff! ♪
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Another eventful day done and dusted.
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It had its ups, it had its downs.
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It sure did.
But Kiff, I still don't get
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why you've called me beyond
our mutual bedtimes.
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- I can't sleep.
- Classic.
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It's bad, Bar. The mind, it races.
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I was just thinking about sand.
You ever think about sand, Bar?
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Sand? It's so small, and many.
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Don't even get me started.
And glass?
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That is a whole other story.
Wait! A story, Barry! Dad!
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Kiff? Shouldn't you be asleep?
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Dad, I wanna do Stories Before Snories.
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You do? We haven't done
Stories Before Snories in years.
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I know, but I can't sleep, like, at all,
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and I just know that
listening to a story will help.
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I don't know, Kiff. I remember
us stopping this for some reason.
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Dad, please. One story,
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that's entirely made up on the spot,
has nothing to do with sand,
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stars a character that
strongly represents me.
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It should have mystery, drama,
betrayal, redemption.
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Now, I remember why.
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Please, Dad? One story
and then I'll go snory. Deal?
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Okay, deal.
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Okay, let's see, um...
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- Once upon a time--
- What time?
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Uh...
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Like, when? Is this time
last week or last decade?
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I need answers, Dad.
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Okay, once upon a time,
exactly 200 years ago,
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there was a young squirrel called Puimm.
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Puimm lived in a big castle
that had a moat.
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And also, its own bowling alley
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that Puimm's dad used regularly
to get his eye in before
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the big bowling tournaments
in the village.
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- Dad.
- Sorry, sorry.
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Puimm would lie in bed every night,
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and think about all sorts of things.
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So many different things.
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But one night,
there was a knock at the door.
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Do the knock.
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It was a man, and he said...
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Hello.
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Do his voice.
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Hello!
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I'm going door-to-door seeing
if anyone is interested in,
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um, this bag of sand.
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Dad, I said no sand!
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Right, right, sorry,
no sand. So, Puimm screamed...
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No sand!
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Get the sand away from me and my kingdom!
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And he got in his car and left.
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Good riddance.
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Then Puimm rode
a dragon to the land of pillows
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and fell fast asleep. The end.
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Dad, what was that?
I don't mean to pick holes here,
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but your story was all over the place.
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You said the guy got in his car?
This was 200 years ago.
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Surely he would have left by horse?
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And the sudden dragon?
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You didn't even establish
how she met the dragon!
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Okay, okay, so I'm a little rusty.
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Beryl?
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Everything all right?
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We're doing Stories Before Snories,
but, uh, I'm tanking.
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Think you could give it a go?
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{\an8}Oh! Been a while, but, uh, sure,
I can tap in. Where we at?
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Well, there's this squirrel called Puimm.
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It's 200 years ago.
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She banned some guy from the kingdom,
and then suddenly flew on a dragon.
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Did you establish how she met the dragon?
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}Woof. Okay. Here we go.
Exactly 205 years ago,
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Puimm was walking through
the enchanted woods
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when she came across a little baby dragon
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tangled in some brambles.
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Puimm cut them loose,
and it looked up at her, and said...
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Don't forget
to do the voice.
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Thank you, kind squirrel.
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For the rest of my days,
I will be forever bonded to you,
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and will help whenever you're in need.
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Okay. All right, great dragon intro,
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but we need some action.
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What's going on with Puimm
back in real time?
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I'm getting there.
Uh, back in the present,
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Puimm's mom was making her
a sandwich.
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A banana split.
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A banana split
when she heard a loud crash,
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and some booms outside.
Martin, would you?
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Yes, sure. Boom! Smash! Kaboom!
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Boom! Smash!
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She looked out
the window, and behold,
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a huge angee giant with an eye patch
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was making its way towards the village...
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Crash! Boom! Boom!
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...destroying everything
in its path!
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Crash!
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Boom! Boom! Boom!
Throw! Kaboom! Smash!
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Puimm's dad ran in and was all...
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Not the village!
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That's where the bowling alley is.
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And the big tournament is this evening.
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Puimm's mom responded,
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“I think there are more pressing concerns
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than the tournament."
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But Puimm could see how
devastated her dad was,
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and how he really wanted
this bowling alley in the story,
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so she decided to call for help.
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- From the dragon?
- From the dragon.
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Yes!
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Puimm grabbed her special curvy
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bone dragon caller thing, and blew it.
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The dragon came quickly,
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and flew Puimm and her parents
to the village, but...
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it was too late.
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{\an8}The bowling alley was gone.
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Oh, no!
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Said Puimm's dad.
But the dragon was all...
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Never fear, I said I would
always be there to help,
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and it just so happens I know
an excellent contractor
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who could rebuild this alley
in time for the tournament.
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I'll call him now.
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{\an8}He called, and soon
the contractor arrived.
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- By horse?
- Yes. But he was looking glum.
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- Why?
- Why?
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Because his supplies never arrived.
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My supplies never arrived!
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Thanks, babe. And so,
Puimm's dad learned a valuable lesson.
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That sometimes even a dragon
can't help you
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to win a bowling tournament.
You just need to be patient,
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and wait until next year to enter.
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Then the dragon flew them
all to the land of pillows
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where they all slept
happily ever after. The end.
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Okay, look. I don't know
what debate you've been having
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downstairs about a bowling tournament,
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but this story makes even less
sense than when you started!
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What about the giant? Why was he so mad?
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Uh...
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Am I... Uh. Is Puimm like a princess?
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Does she even wield the power
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to banish people from entire kingdoms?
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These are all good questions, Kiff.
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Hi, this is Barry. I never hung up.
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I've been here the whole time.
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So, I think I know
what's happening here. May I?
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Yeah, please, Bar.
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- Knock yourself out.
- Go ahead.
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Okay, exactly 200 years ago,
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five minutes before
all that stuff happened,
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Puimm had a best friend
who she called on for help.
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He was a good supportive friend
who had no feelings of jealousy
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towards the whole dragon-bond thing.
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Puimm gave him a call and he said...
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You always do the right thing,
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and if you think hard enough,
you will find the answers.
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Puimm thought. She thought,
and thought, and thought.
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And then it struck her.
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“What do you do when you prepare
a building site?
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"You lay a foundation.
How do you lay a foundation?
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"By compacting sand!"
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Puimm realized she banished
a man with a bag of sand.
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This must have been the man
who supplies the village
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and its contractors with sand!
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I shouldn't have reacted so badly.
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"Dragon, could you help me find
that poor man?" asked Puimm.
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And they went off and found him,
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living off the land with all his sand.
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She un-banished him,
which meant he could supply
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the contractors with sand again.
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The contractor then completed construction
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on the bowling alley just
in time for the big tournament,
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which Puimm's dad ended up winning.
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But they realized all the
trophies were also destroyed.
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And that's when Puimm
had another brilliant idea.
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She got the dragon to breathe
some fire onto a pile of sand,
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turning it into a perfectly
round glass trophy
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resembling a bowling ball.
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Puimm's dad had never been happier.
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But then the giant arrived.
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And was more furious than ever.
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"I'm so furious," he said.
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Puimm asked him
why he was so angee, and he said...
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I'm mad because I lost my eye,
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and now, I have to wear this eyepatch.
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I hate it. Everyone thinks I'm a pirate,
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but I'm not!
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Puimm had an idea.
She took the glass trophy,
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rolled it up a ramp, and landed
it perfectly in the giants eye.
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The giant loved his new glass eye,
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and agreed to help tidy up.
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“Sorry you don't have a trophy"
Puimm said to her dad.
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“You're the only trophy I need,"
he replied.
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Just before they left,
the un-banished man called out...
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Oh, wait! You should know,
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I am actually the sandman.
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Like, The Sandman,
and when I came to your door,
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I was selling little bags of sleep sand.
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I can always tell when someone
is struggling to fall asleep.
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Here, take this.
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And he handed her a bag
on the house.
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That night,
Puimm fell asleep easily,
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and could not believe how in the end,
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it was sand and its endless wonders
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that ended up being the hero
of tonight's story.
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The end. What do you think?
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Hello?
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Chatterleys?
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Mm. Bowling alley.
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Well, I guess my work here is done.
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Sweet dreams.
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