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{\an8}[narrator] Brought to you by
Slumber-Rite's Sleep Pods.
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{\an8}Sleep like an old witch!
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{\an8}[Principal Secretary] I should be back
from City Hall in an hour.
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- Are there any questions?
- Yes.
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Why are you bringing Helen
to the principal presentation and not me?
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Secretary Prince,
you're a faithful servant,
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and I trust you to hold down
the fort while I'm gone.
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But I don't trust you
to watch Helen.
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That is a burden that has fallen
upon me. No offense, Helen.
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[snorts] Huh?
Did we win the presentation?
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Read this in case of
a school-related emergency.
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And read this in case of
a Kiff-related emergency.
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No offense, Kiff.
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No problem, P.S.
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Keep this close.
Let's go, Helen.
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City Hall awaits,
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and the school pencil budget
won't save itself.
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I can't believe P.S.
trusts you so much.
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- He sure is the best.
- He sure is.
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I hope I'm worthy.
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Of course you're worthy.
And I'm here to help.
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I promise there will be
no mischief or...
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What's that?
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[♪ angelic music playing]
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This is Principal Secretary's
juice machine. Want to try it?
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[powers on]
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[sips, lip smacks]
It's delicious.
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Can I get another one for Barry?
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I don't know if we should
keep using it.
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This is the only indulgent thing
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Principal Secretary
has ever bought for himself.
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S.P., it's Barry.
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[sighs] You're right.
He famously loves juice.
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One more glass won't hurt.
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[beeps]
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I feel... a disturbance.
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[snorts] What?
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Oh, I... I said
I felt a... disturbance.
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Ah.
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Did we just break
P.S.'s juice machine?
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[nervous laughter]
It's that,
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you said everything
would be fine!
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No, I said nothing of the sort.
Now don't panic.
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Let's just fix it.
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[beeps]
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[beeping]
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[beeping]
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[beeps]
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Okay, now we can panic.
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[Glarbin] Next!
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Remember, we are just asking
for a two percent increase
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in the pencil budget.
That's it. Eyes on the prize.
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Right, so when can we ask
about the new
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state-of-the-art sleeping pod?
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We won't.
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But, it says right here
in Scientific Tabletonian
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that the sleeping pod
helps productivity.
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How am I supposed to fall asleep
in school without it?
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Have you tried j-- just not falling asleep
in school, Helen?
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Next!
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So, I was told I should tell
some pencil-related jokes
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during my presentation,
but I think I should just get
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to the point. [whistles]
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[clears throat]
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Did you want a glass?
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From a carton? Oh.
No. No, no, thank...
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I'm-- I'm saving myself for
a glass from my juice maker.
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Flip's tech tip number one,
three taps, wait, two pumps.
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Three taps, wait...
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Two pumps.
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[beeps]
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Turn it off, then on again.
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Turn it off...
Then on again.
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[beeps]
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{\an8}Just bonk it a whole lot.
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[sighs] Nothing is working.
What does the book say?
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Whenever Kiff gets an idea,
back away slowly and find an adult.
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No, no. I-- I meant
in the juicer manual,
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not the In Case of Kiff manual.
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This is hopeless.
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We can't fix the machine
in time.
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P.S. is gonna be
so disappointed in me.
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I mean, it's just juice.
Maybe P.S. won't care that much.
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Wow. What a beauty.
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Yep. Yep. Here it is, uh...
Here it is at nighttime.
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And that's first-- first thing
in the morning,
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the light catching it. Oh!
This is the--
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this is the day I got it.
This is the day I bought it.
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What a beauty. Aw,
if anything happened to it,
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I don't know. I just,
I don't know what I'd do.
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You don't mind if we just
keep looking at pictures
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of my machine, do you?
I've got-- I've got tons.
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Okay, so P.S. loves juice.
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Uh, maybe we could buy
a new one?
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The juicer's manual
says it costs 1700 nuts.
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Do you have money?
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I'm a child. Do you have money?
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I'm a secretary
at a public school.
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[gasps] Wait! I have an idea!
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No, no. Stay with me.
We could throw a last-minute midday gala
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and invite all the richest people
in Table Town.
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Eh?
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[sighs] And just say
we're raising money
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for Principal Secretary's
juice machine?
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Would people really give us
money for that?
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Oh, what a gala. It feels good
to help.
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They didn't even ask
what the money was for. Huh.
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Rich people.
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Hello, my good sir.
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I would like to buy
your finest juice machine.
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[sighs] That isn't
our finest juice machine.
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[drone crashes]
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This is.
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[♪ dance music playing]
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Whoa. Well, can we get the old one
in the photo, please?
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Old one is discontinued, boss.
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This looks totally different.
P.S. would notice in a second.
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Oh, there's P.S.
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[sighs] I can't believe we have
to crush his little heart.
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Who's in that photo next to him
buying the exact same juicer?
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[gasps] Beverly!
Oh, this is great.
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Well, let's just go offer Beverly
all this money for her machine.
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[slurps, sighs]
Wow, so good.
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Courtesy of my beloved
juice machine.
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Now, Kiff, what can I do for you
and your little brother?
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I'm a grown man.
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Um, we'd love to offer you this
for your used juice machine.
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[grunts]
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This machine right here?
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Sorry, it's not for sale.
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[exhales sharply]
This is 1700 nuts.
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Seventeen hundred nuts?
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Seventeen hundred nuts
for this?
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Are you serious?
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That's a lot of money.
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Great. So you'll sell it to us?
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Nope. I have that much
in my couch cushions. Bye now.
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- I think she's lonely.
- That was our last lead.
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No, it's not over yet.
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Maybe we can build
a juice machine. Yes. Yes.
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It's over, Kiff.
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The only thing left to do
is take responsibility
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and tender my resignation.
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[Principal Secretary]
I cannot believe this!
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He knows.
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[sighs] Principal Secretary,
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I tender my resignation.
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- What are you talking about?
- You're angry at us, right?
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You're using the voice you use
when you're angry at Helen.
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Because I am angry at Helen!
Glarbin rejected
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my pencil proposal.
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Helen's sleeping pod pitch
"moved him," apparently,
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and, well... I'm extra angry
because, rather
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than have a pencilless school,
I decided to sell
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my beloved juice machine
and use the proceeds
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to buy new pencils
for the school.
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Why would I be angry at you two?
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Because we knew
you were going to do that,
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so we already sold
the juice machine.
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We thought you were going
to be mad
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because we didn't
get permission.
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Anyway, here's the money.
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Oh, well, thank you.
Well, that... that's, um...
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Well, I guess that's all
wrapped up, then.
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My only question is, what's that
juice machine doing over there?
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Oh. Right.
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The jig is up. I broke the machine
while I was trying to make
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a second glass of juice
for Barry.
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He loves juice.
I re-tender my resignation.
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No, S.P., it was my fault.
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I'm the one who introduced Barry
to juice in the first place.
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[slurps, lip smacks]
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I am the one
who should be fired.
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Secretary Prince, you aren't
fired,
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and Kiff,
students can't be fired.
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I know. I have tried.
The machine is fine.
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I put a setting on it
to shut it off
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if you try to make
more than one glass a day.
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I have no willpower when it
comes to juice.
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Ah! The juice machine is fixed.
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It was never broken!
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And we have enough money
to keep TTS rolling in pencils
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for the next ten years! Hooray!
You know what? [grunts]
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Here we go.
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And three cheers!
[slurps, gulps]
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P.S., I rescind my resignation.
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[gulps] I wouldn't
have accepted it either way.
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I need you, S.P. [slurps]
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More than I need juice.
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You're the only administrator
here I can rely on.
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Do you mean that, sir?
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[Helen] Oi!
Can you keep it down?
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It's hard enough to sleep
in this metal cage. [grunts]
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[snores, grumbling]
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♪ She loves juice ♪
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♪ It's her favorite thing
in the world ♪
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♪ It comes from the machine ♪
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♪ You know she really
loves juice ♪
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♪ She loves how it tastes ♪
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♪ She splashes it on her face ♪
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♪ She loves the juice
Oh, juice ♪
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[♪ end credit theme playing]
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[♪ end credit theme concludes]
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