Original subtitles

- [♪ theme music playing] - ♪ Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

- ♪ Kiff! ♪ - [♪ theme music concludes]

[both laugh]

[Martin] Brought to you by Joanie's Waxing Bamzonis.

Now that's slippery.

[yawns, gasps]

Barry. Look!

Is that what I think it is?

Tell... everyone.

[knock on door]

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[sighs] Bye-bye, Buffy.

[all cheering]

[Randy] Okay, my turn.

Aw, yeah!

[all chuckling, cheering]

[chews]

Hey, Renée!

[all] Whoa!

Trevor, you little light bulb. What did you just do?

I think I invented a new game, and I'm calling it

Trash Ball... Ball.

We're gonna need more sticks.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[♪ music concludes]

Whoo! How many points was that?

Mm, technically, three.

Two for the goal and one for the bounce back.

Candle was mid-air when she caught it,

and the can had no rattle,

- so that's another two points. - Mid-air, one point.

No rattle from can, also one point.

New ball!

[lip smacks] Ooh. Ooh-wee, that's sticky.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[♪ music concludes]

[all cheering]

This is like hands down the most fun we've ever had.

But wait, who won?

I think it's safe to say we're all winners, Trev.

[chuckles] Let's take a selfie.

Okay, everyone say, "Trashball-Ball is perfect

the way it is, and it will never change."

"Trashball-Ball is perfect the way it is,

and it will never change!"

Kenny! Get our sponsors and their checkbooks on the phone.

I just discovered Table Town's newest sport.

- Sponsors? - Kenny?

[all cheering]

They're calling it Trashball-Ball.

However, it's anything but trash,

and these kids are having a ball.

That's why we're launching a whole league

in a new stadium with exclusive brand partnerships.

Right, but everything else stays the same?

Yeah! Yeah, yeah.

Except that you'll each be captains of your own team.

Uh, we get more sponsorships that way.

Captains? Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!

- [♪ intense music playing] - [cheering]

Live from the Table Town Trash Dome...

This is Trashball-Ball.

[Rad] We've got the Dan Hill's Grasslings, led by Captain Kiff.

[Tippy] Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium Carpeteers,

steered by Captain Barry.

[Rad] Captain Candle will be marshalling

the Handsome Man Sponges for Men Marauders...

[Tippy] While Captain Reggie shepherds the Rat's Hats

and Mats Mad Hatters. Say that five times fast.

[Rad] I'll leave that up to you.

Captain Renée helms the Slim Pickins Little Grocerrinos.

[Tippy] And finally, Captain Trevor and his team,

the Rob Sadly's Mattress Shop Bed Bugs.

Today’s Café Penguino Face Off is brought to you by Dooley's Feather Barn.

If it's stinky, it's a Dooley's.

[blows whistle]

Our sock sponsors are Delfman's Dry Bread.

Delfman's, you want water? Go jump in a lake.

Okay, now we're ready to--

The trash for this game's Trashball-Ball

was ethically sourced from the dumpsters at Saddles Restaurant.

Saddles, where the chow happens now, pardner!

Ugh, can we play now?

That question from the captain was brought to you

by our friends at Pam's Protection,

reminding you to keep all your questions secure.

Trashball-Ball used to be so punk three hours ago.

Now it's totally corporate. Ugh.

[cheering]

[Rad] What a block by the little Mad Hatter.

[Tippy] Let's take a look at that again from several different angles

featuring several different speeds of slow motion.

[Rad] Brought to us by Pablo's Popcorn Shovelers.

Okay, here we see Candle taking her shot.

Ew.

[Tippy] Look at that launch angle.

[Rad] Launch angle brought to you by Table Town Space Station.

Trash the other team already!

[blows whistle]

[buzzer sounds]

[Rad] Oof, final score, zero-zero.

Yes, that was officially a clean game,

which, of course, in Trashball-Ball is a bad thing.

Barry, scanning for a fellow Carpeteer.

[cheers]

That winning can was sponsored by, uh...

[breathes quickly]

Oh, uh... [breathes quickly]

Uh... Ah! I dropped my list of sponsors!

Who was it brought to us by?!

[tone]

[Rad] Be sure to join us for tonight's all-star game,

a historic reunion of the Trashball-Ball Six.

Yes, the first time they've played together since this morning.

It's headshot picking time, kid. Make me proud.

[sighs]

[♪ sentimental music playing]

Look, Barry. Look at us.

Aww. That photo really makes me nostalgic

for a few hours ago.

This isn't our Trashball-Ball. Bar?

Yeah, you're right.

We gotta do something about it, but what?

I have an idea.

[Rad] And now, to sing the National Anthem,

Marlina Dena Turina.

Brought to you by Hag Tanning Oil.

♪ From the mountain steep To the ocean deep ♪

♪ The sand on our beaches ♪

♪ And all the beautiful creatures ♪

♪ We stand together bold Like the table of old ♪

♪ The four legs of the table - yes! ♪

♪ Stability, Balance, Firmness And the Other One ♪

♪ We are Tabletonians We hope, we love, we dream ♪

♪ We’re all that’s in between ♪

♪ So hold your head up high and sing ♪

♪ It doesn’t matter if you’re long or round ♪

♪ Or small or wide ♪

♪ If the heart you have inside is burning, being ♪

♪ Caring, daring! ♪

♪ From the Outskorts To the carpets at Borts ♪

♪ To Slimmy P out in Space ♪

Hello, Slimmy!

♪ We share our love far and wide ♪

♪ All over this magical place ♪

♪ We are stable like a table We are stable like a table ♪

♪ We are Tabletonians We laugh and cry together ♪

♪ It’s each other that we treasure ♪

♪ Will we give up? Never, never! ♪

♪ We have four legs ♪

- ♪ And we’ll stand strong till the end ♪ - It's not working.

♪ Will we give up? ♪

♪ Never, never, never Never, never, never, never! ♪

[engine sputtering

What in the...

Peanut butter?

[chomps, gulps] The chunky kind?

- Eww! - So gross.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[sobs] I'm ruined!

Oh, what a shame.

I guess that's it for Trashball-Ball 2.0.

Now we can go back to the way we were playing this morning.

You did this!

Oh, come on. Oh, jeez. [groans]

Quick, show 'em the pic!

[Trevor growls]

- [all] Aww! - Oh, yeah, that was way more fun.

These jerseys are kinda lame.

Want to split a basket of fries at Saddles?

- Yeah! Sounds good to me. - Yeah!

Wait! Don't go! I can invent a new game!

What about peanut butter polo?

No, no! Chunky Ball... ball.

Goober grapple?