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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:11,366 --> 00:00:12,766 >> Narrator: ...AT A KARATE 2 00:00:12,766 --> 00:00:13,533 STUDIO... 3 00:00:13,533 --> 00:00:15,266 >> JUMP ON IT LIKE A MONKEY IN A 4 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,700 TREE, YOU LITTLE BASTARD. 5 00:00:16,700 --> 00:00:17,666 >> [ LAUGHS ] 6 00:00:17,666 --> 00:00:18,966 >> Narrator: ...ON THE 7 00:00:18,966 --> 00:00:19,700 BOARDWALK... 8 00:00:19,700 --> 00:00:20,866 >> NOW YOU RELAX HERE. 9 00:00:20,866 --> 00:00:22,500 >> USE YOUR BUTT TO MASSAGE HER. 10 00:00:22,500 --> 00:00:24,100 >> I'M JUST GONNA BRING IT HOME. 11 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,066 SHAKE IT ALL OUT. 12 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,400 >> Narrator: ...AND ON THE 13 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,166 STREET. 14 00:00:27,166 --> 00:00:28,600 >> GET YOUR FACE AS CLOSE TO HIS 15 00:00:28,600 --> 00:00:29,566 FACE AS YOU CAN. 16 00:00:29,566 --> 00:00:31,066 >> THAT GUY IS JUST STANDING 17 00:00:31,066 --> 00:00:31,566 THERE. 18 00:00:31,566 --> 00:00:32,333 [ LAUGHTER ] 19 00:00:32,333 --> 00:00:33,900 >> Narrator: AND TONIGHT'S BIG 20 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:35,366 LOSER WILL FACE THE MOST 21 00:00:35,366 --> 00:00:36,966 HUMILIATING CHALLENGE YET. 22 00:00:36,966 --> 00:00:37,933 >> EXCUSE YOU. 23 00:00:37,933 --> 00:00:38,900 >> OH, MY GOD! 24 00:00:38,900 --> 00:00:40,700 >> NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT 25 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,133 IN MY LIFE. 26 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:44,166 [ LAUGHTER ] 27 00:00:44,166 --> 00:00:46,600 [ POP! ] 28 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:47,566 >> WE ARE HERE AT 29 00:00:47,566 --> 00:00:48,866 TIGER SCHULMANN'S KARATE, 30 00:00:48,866 --> 00:00:50,266 TEACHING A KICKBOXING AND A 31 00:00:50,266 --> 00:00:51,233 GRAPPLING CLASS. 32 00:00:51,233 --> 00:00:52,733 >> WE'RE DOING THIS IN TEAMS. 33 00:00:52,733 --> 00:00:54,300 IT'S MURR AND JOE VERSUS ME AND 34 00:00:54,300 --> 00:00:55,000 SAL. 35 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:56,100 WE GOT TO DO WHAT THEY SAY. 36 00:00:56,100 --> 00:00:57,500 THEY GOT TO DO WHAT WE SAY. 37 00:00:57,500 --> 00:00:58,800 >> I'M READY TO KARAT THE 38 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,733 [BLEEP] OUT OF THEM. 39 00:01:06,466 --> 00:01:07,866 >> YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE A COUPLE 40 00:01:07,866 --> 00:01:09,033 OF GREAT SENSEIS -- NOT. 41 00:01:09,033 --> 00:01:09,933 >> HI, EVERYBODY. 42 00:01:09,933 --> 00:01:12,566 I'M SHISHO JAMES. SHISHO JOE. 43 00:01:12,566 --> 00:01:13,766 >> OKAY. SO, WE'RE GONNA START 44 00:01:13,766 --> 00:01:14,866 WITH JUST SOME BASIC MOVES. 45 00:01:14,866 --> 00:01:16,033 >> ALL RIGHT, LISTEN -- WE'RE 46 00:01:16,033 --> 00:01:17,300 GONNA PLAY OUT A SCENARIO, GUYS. 47 00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:18,333 >> LET'S PLAY OUT A QUICK 48 00:01:18,333 --> 00:01:19,000 SCENARIO. 49 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:19,866 >> PRETEND ONE OF YOU IS A 50 00:01:19,866 --> 00:01:20,600 BULLY. 51 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:21,433 >> LET'S PRETEND, FOR EXAMPLE, 52 00:01:21,433 --> 00:01:22,733 ONE OF US IS A BULLY. 53 00:01:22,733 --> 00:01:23,433 HEY, MAN. 54 00:01:23,433 --> 00:01:24,166 >> HEY. 55 00:01:24,166 --> 00:01:25,633 >> THAT'S MY PARKING SPOT. 56 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:26,900 >> I WAS THERE FIRST. 57 00:01:26,900 --> 00:01:28,000 >> WELL, EFF YOU. 58 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:29,366 AND HE GOES IN FOR YOUR WAIST, 59 00:01:29,366 --> 00:01:30,133 RIGHT? 60 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:31,200 USING YOUR BODY WEIGHT -- RIGHT 61 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:31,900 DOWN -- BOOM! 62 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:32,800 GO FOR THE ATTACK. 63 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,266 HE PULLS ME IN. SEATBELT LOCKED. 64 00:01:34,266 --> 00:01:35,300 ALL RIGHT, THIS IS THE 65 00:01:35,300 --> 00:01:36,333 SEATBELT -- SEATBELT. 66 00:01:36,333 --> 00:01:37,933 >> START ROLLING AROUND. 67 00:01:37,933 --> 00:01:38,833 AND THEN ROLL... 68 00:01:38,833 --> 00:01:39,833 AND THEN KEEP GOING. 69 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:40,833 ACROSS. 70 00:01:40,833 --> 00:01:41,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 71 00:01:41,833 --> 00:01:42,500 HERE YOU'RE USING YOU'RE WEIGHT. 72 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:43,000 KEEP GOING. 73 00:01:43,000 --> 00:01:44,000 FOR MOMENTUM. 74 00:01:45,233 --> 00:01:46,900 ...IF YOU HAVE TO GO BACK THIS F 75 00:01:46,900 --> 00:01:48,700 ...KEEP THAT SEATBELT LOCKED. 76 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:50,766 >> OH, MY GOD. 77 00:01:50,766 --> 00:01:51,766 AND... 78 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:52,766 ...OUS 79 00:01:53,133 --> 00:01:54,300 >> SAY, "ALL RIGHT, CLASS. 80 00:01:54,300 --> 00:01:55,533 PAIR UP AND START ROLLING." 81 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:56,866 >> SO, WE WANT TO GET EVERYBODY 82 00:01:56,866 --> 00:01:57,533 TO PAIR UP. 83 00:01:57,533 --> 00:01:58,533 >> USE YOUR MOMENTUM. 84 00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:00,500 TWIST AND ROLL. TWIST AND ROLL. 85 00:02:00,500 --> 00:02:02,500 ONE ROLL -- YOU ONLY CAN DO ONE 86 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,800 ROLL. 87 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:05,566 >> OKAY. 88 00:02:05,566 --> 00:02:07,300 >> WHAT IF THE ATTACKER COMES IN 89 00:02:07,300 --> 00:02:08,166 FROM BEHIND? 90 00:02:08,166 --> 00:02:09,833 >> MURR, JUMP ON HIS BACK. 91 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:12,033 >> WHAT DO YOU DO IN THIS 92 00:02:12,033 --> 00:02:12,600 POSITION? 93 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:13,233 DROP HIM. 94 00:02:13,233 --> 00:02:14,633 >> DROP TO THE FLOOR -- RIGHT. 95 00:02:14,633 --> 00:02:15,466 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 96 00:02:15,466 --> 00:02:16,233 >> RIGHT DOWN. 97 00:02:16,233 --> 00:02:20,233 [ LAUGHTER ] 98 00:02:21,400 --> 00:02:22,133 >> OKAY, GUYS. 99 00:02:22,133 --> 00:02:23,200 NOW MOVE OVER TO THE PUNCHING 100 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:23,866 BAG. 101 00:02:23,866 --> 00:02:24,566 >> TAKE A KNEE, EVERYBODY. 102 00:02:24,566 --> 00:02:25,300 >> TAKE A KNEE. 103 00:02:25,300 --> 00:02:26,366 >> HERE'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH A 104 00:02:26,366 --> 00:02:27,133 BULLY. 105 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:27,966 >> LET'S SAY THIS IS THE SCHOOL 106 00:02:27,966 --> 00:02:28,733 BULLY. 107 00:02:28,733 --> 00:02:29,600 >> DOUBLE-TEAM THAT BAG AND JUST 108 00:02:29,600 --> 00:02:30,333 GO TO TOWN ON IT. 109 00:02:30,333 --> 00:02:31,566 >> SO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE 110 00:02:31,566 --> 00:02:33,933 TURNS REALLY GETTING AT HIM... 111 00:02:33,933 --> 00:02:35,166 [ LAUGHTER ] 112 00:02:35,166 --> 00:02:36,333 >> GO NUTS. GO NUTS! 113 00:02:36,333 --> 00:02:38,033 >> ...JUST GOING TO TOWN ON HIM 114 00:02:38,033 --> 00:02:39,766 AND TELLING HIM, "YOU CAN'T HAVE 115 00:02:39,766 --> 00:02:40,766 MY LUNCH MONEY!" 116 00:02:40,766 --> 00:02:42,000 >> JUMP ON HIM, MURR. 117 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:43,600 JUMP ON IT LIKE A MONKEY IN A 118 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:45,000 TREE, YOU LITTLE BASTARD. 119 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:48,000 >> [ LAUGHS ] 120 00:02:48,566 --> 00:02:49,566 WHAT? 121 00:02:49,866 --> 00:02:51,266 >> THAT'S HOW YOU TAKE A [BLEEP] 122 00:02:51,266 --> 00:02:52,000 DOWN. 123 00:02:52,000 --> 00:02:53,000 SO, THERE ARE FOUR PLACES THAT 124 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,200 WE ALWAYS WANT TO PROTECT. 125 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:54,933 WHAT ARE THEY? 126 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:56,333 THEY'RE YOUR FACE FIRST, RIGHT? 127 00:02:56,333 --> 00:02:57,400 >> TOUCH HIS FACE, JOE. 128 00:02:57,400 --> 00:02:58,833 >> FACE FIRST -- YOU ALWAYS WANT 129 00:02:58,833 --> 00:02:59,566 TO PROTECT IT. 130 00:02:59,566 --> 00:03:00,400 KEEP YOUR HANDS UP. 131 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:01,400 SECOND PLACE -- NECK. 132 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:02,833 >> TOUCH HIS NECK. 133 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:04,366 >> ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CHIN DOWN. 134 00:03:04,366 --> 00:03:05,400 THIRD PLACE IS WHAT? 135 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,166 SOLAR PLEXUS. 136 00:03:06,166 --> 00:03:07,500 THAT'S RIGHT -- YOUR CHEST. 137 00:03:07,500 --> 00:03:08,233 AND THE FOURTH PLACE IS? 138 00:03:08,233 --> 00:03:08,866 YOUR GROIN. 139 00:03:08,866 --> 00:03:10,066 YES, YOUR GROIN -- CORRECT. 140 00:03:10,066 --> 00:03:11,066 >> TOUCH HIS GROIN. 141 00:03:11,066 --> 00:03:11,833 TOUCH HIS GROIN. 142 00:03:11,833 --> 00:03:12,400 >> NO. 143 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:13,900 [ BUZZER ] 144 00:03:13,900 --> 00:03:17,033 [ LAUGHTER ] 145 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:18,433 >> NICE TEAMMATE, MURR. 146 00:03:18,433 --> 00:03:20,100 >> HOW YOU DOING, EVERYBODY? 147 00:03:20,100 --> 00:03:22,066 READY FOR A GOOD CLASS? 148 00:03:22,066 --> 00:03:23,266 >> SAL, SHOW THEM WHAT NOT TO 149 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:24,033 DO. 150 00:03:24,033 --> 00:03:24,866 SHOW THEM HOW NOT TO SLAP A BAG. 151 00:03:24,866 --> 00:03:28,166 >> YOU DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS. 152 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:28,866 OKAY? 153 00:03:28,866 --> 00:03:30,933 AND THEN BACK INTO POSITION. 154 00:03:30,933 --> 00:03:32,300 [ DING! ] 155 00:03:32,300 --> 00:03:33,466 >> YOU'RE NOT GONNA WIN A FIGHT 156 00:03:33,466 --> 00:03:34,100 DOING THAT. 157 00:03:34,100 --> 00:03:34,900 >> LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE. 158 00:03:34,900 --> 00:03:36,066 >> OKAY. WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU A 159 00:03:36,066 --> 00:03:36,733 NEW MOVE, GUYS. 160 00:03:36,733 --> 00:03:37,533 >> NEW MOVE. 161 00:03:37,533 --> 00:03:38,466 >> WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU A MOVE 162 00:03:38,466 --> 00:03:39,466 CALLED THE "YOU GO, GIRL." 163 00:03:39,466 --> 00:03:40,533 >> ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 164 00:03:40,533 --> 00:03:41,733 WHY DON'T WE DO SOME OF THE 165 00:03:41,733 --> 00:03:42,466 NEWER STUFF? 166 00:03:42,466 --> 00:03:43,600 >> YOU WANT TO DO SOME OF THE 167 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:44,333 NEW STUFF? 168 00:03:44,333 --> 00:03:45,466 >> GUYS, GET DOWN IN A GUARDED 169 00:03:45,466 --> 00:03:45,966 STANCE. 170 00:03:45,966 --> 00:03:46,700 >> ALL RIGHT. 171 00:03:46,700 --> 00:03:47,933 >> NOW, WHEN HE'S GONNA STRIKE 172 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:49,400 ME, I'M GONNA DO WHAT WE CALL 173 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:50,433 THE "YOU GO, GIRL." 174 00:03:50,433 --> 00:03:51,433 >> "YOU GO, GIRL." 175 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:53,000 >> COME DOWN WITH YOUR RIGHT TO 176 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:53,533 STRIKE. 177 00:03:53,533 --> 00:03:54,366 SWIPE IT AWAY. 178 00:03:54,366 --> 00:03:55,333 >> SAY, "UNH-UNH." 179 00:03:55,333 --> 00:03:56,866 >> UNH-UNH. UNH-UNH, GIRL. NO. 180 00:03:56,866 --> 00:03:57,533 GO AHEAD. 181 00:03:57,533 --> 00:03:58,533 >> TICKLE FIGHT! 182 00:03:58,533 --> 00:03:59,533 >> TICKLE FIGHT! 183 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:01,100 >> TICKLE FIGHT! TICKLE FIGHT! 184 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,900 TICKLE FIGHT! TICKLE FIGHT! 185 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:03,666 WE'VE BEEN TRAINING SO LONG, 186 00:04:03,666 --> 00:04:04,666 I KNOW HIS WEAKNESSES. 187 00:04:04,666 --> 00:04:06,300 I;LL TICKLE THE SH** OUT OF HIM. 188 00:04:06,300 --> 00:04:10,100 >> [ LAUGHS ] 189 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:12,066 >> IS SOMEONE GONNA HELP ME? 190 00:04:12,066 --> 00:04:13,066 ANYBODY WANNA HELP? 191 00:04:13,066 --> 00:04:14,066 I'LL GIVE YOU A BLACK BELT. 192 00:04:14,066 --> 00:04:16,065 [ DING! ] 193 00:04:16,065 --> 00:04:17,600 >> WE KNOW HIS KRYPTONITE NOW. 194 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,065 JOE'S KRYPTONITE IS MURRAY'S 195 00:04:19,065 --> 00:04:19,833 BALLS. 196 00:04:19,833 --> 00:04:21,433 >> AMERICA'S -- AMER-- AMERICA'S 197 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:21,966 KRYPTONITE IS MURRAY'S B 198 00:04:21,433 --> 00:04:21,966 EITHER. 199 00:04:21,966 --> 00:04:24,033 >> YEAH. 200 00:04:24,033 --> 00:04:25,866 >> WE'RE COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM 201 00:04:25,866 --> 00:04:26,766 TIMES SQUARE. 202 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,200 >> WE WILL BE PLAYING TV 203 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:29,900 REPORTERS, BUT WE WILL BE THE 204 00:04:29,900 --> 00:04:30,933 WORST TV REPORTERS EVER. 205 00:04:30,933 --> 00:04:31,700 >> WHY? 206 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,700 BECAUSE WE'RE TELLING EACH OTHER 207 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:33,833 WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY AND DO. 208 00:04:33,833 --> 00:04:35,400 >> YEAH. IT'S A CLIP-ON. 209 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:39,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 210 00:04:39,833 --> 00:04:40,933 >> SAL'S GOING IN. 211 00:04:40,933 --> 00:04:42,000 SAL'S GOING IN. 212 00:04:42,000 --> 00:04:43,300 >> WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE 213 00:04:43,300 --> 00:04:44,500 INTERVIEWED FOR TV? 214 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,666 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE INTERVIEWED 215 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:46,166 FOR TV? 216 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:46,733 >> YEAH. 217 00:04:46,733 --> 00:04:47,400 >> ALL RIGHT. COOL. 218 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:48,533 HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY VACATIONS 219 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:49,300 THIS SUMMER YET? 220 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:50,466 >> I'M ACTUALLY ON VACATION NOW. 221 00:04:50,466 --> 00:04:51,666 >> Y-YOU'RE HERE -- SO, YOU'RE 222 00:04:51,666 --> 00:04:52,600 NOT FROM NEW YORK CITY? 223 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:53,866 >> NO, I'M FROM HERE, BUT I LIVE 224 00:04:53,866 --> 00:04:54,766 IN DALLAS, TEXAS, NOW. 225 00:04:54,766 --> 00:04:55,933 >> WAVE YOUR HAND BEHIND YOUR 226 00:04:55,933 --> 00:04:57,033 BUTT, AS IF YOU JUST FARTED. 227 00:04:57,033 --> 00:04:58,300 >> WHERE DO YOU RECOMMEND PEOPLE 228 00:04:58,300 --> 00:04:59,300 TO GO IF THEY'RE VISITING 229 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,400 DALLAS? 230 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:02,400 YOU GOTTA GO TO 231 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:03,066 DOWNTOWN DALLAS... 232 00:05:03,066 --> 00:05:05,133 [ LAUGHTER ] 233 00:05:05,133 --> 00:05:06,600 >> SORRY. SORRY. 234 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:07,933 YOU FARTED? 235 00:05:08,200 --> 00:05:09,600 I SEE YOU FANNING. 236 00:05:09,900 --> 00:05:11,433 TELL ME ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE 237 00:05:11,433 --> 00:05:12,933 LEARNED SO FAR AND WHAT YOU WANT 238 00:05:12,933 --> 00:05:14,100 TO DO WITH THAT DEGREE. 239 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:15,233 >> SAL, START DROOLING. 240 00:05:15,233 --> 00:05:17,300 >> POSSIBLY JUST -- 241 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:22,533 UM...UM...JUST, BASICALLY, UH... 242 00:05:22,533 --> 00:05:23,533 YOU HAVE -- YOU HAVE A LITTLE 243 00:05:23,533 --> 00:05:24,266 DRIBBLE. 244 00:05:24,266 --> 00:05:26,000 >> DROOLING -- PERFECT. 245 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,900 [ DING! ] 246 00:05:27,900 --> 00:05:28,933 >> FROM TIMES SQUARE, THIS IS 247 00:05:28,933 --> 00:05:29,900 JAMES MURRAY, AND TODAY I'M 248 00:05:29,900 --> 00:05:31,000 TALKING TO... 249 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:31,833 UH, SMITTY. 250 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:32,766 SMITTY. 251 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:33,933 IF YOU HAD TO LIVE SOMEWHERE 252 00:05:33,933 --> 00:05:35,633 ELSE OTHER THAN NEW YORK, WHERE 253 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:36,733 DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD MOVE TO? 254 00:05:36,733 --> 00:05:37,666 MIAMI, FLORIDA. 255 00:05:37,666 --> 00:05:39,000 >> TOUCH HIM IN AS MANY PLACES 256 00:05:39,000 --> 00:05:40,766 AS YOU CAN WITH THAT MICROPHONE. 257 00:05:40,766 --> 00:05:42,233 >> HAVE YOU BEEN THERE BEFORE? 258 00:05:42,233 --> 00:05:44,200 YEAH, I'VE BEEN TO MIAMI BEFORE. 259 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:45,533 SEVERAL TIMES. 260 00:05:45,733 --> 00:05:47,166 >> KEEP GOING. 261 00:05:47,166 --> 00:05:48,900 LIKE I SAID, IT'S A NICE AREA... 262 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,466 AND YOU GOTTA STAY COOL AND 263 00:05:50,466 --> 00:05:51,900 COMFORTABLE DOWN THERE. 264 00:05:51,900 --> 00:05:53,900 [ LAUGHTER ] 265 00:05:53,900 --> 00:05:56,100 WHERE ALL THE MOVIES ARE. 266 00:05:57,033 --> 00:05:58,600 [ LAUGHTER ] 267 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,000 BEST PLACE TO GO TO HOLLYWOOD. 268 00:06:00,333 --> 00:06:01,533 >> HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE 269 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,700 HEAT WAVE AS IT STRIKES ACROSS 270 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,466 THE SOUTHWEST? 271 00:06:03,466 --> 00:06:04,566 >> HAS THE TEMPERATURE AFFECTED 272 00:06:04,566 --> 00:06:05,833 EITHER YOU OR YOUR LOVELY MOTHER 273 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:06,666 HERE? 274 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,166 >> HAS THE TEMPERATURE... 275 00:06:09,166 --> 00:06:10,566 [ LAUGHTER ] 276 00:06:10,566 --> 00:06:11,500 >> COME ON, SAY IT. 277 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,866 HAS THE TEMPERATURE AFFECTED... 278 00:06:12,866 --> 00:06:14,300 >> HAS THE TEMPERATURE AFFECTED, 279 00:06:14,300 --> 00:06:14,833 UH, UH... 280 00:06:14,833 --> 00:06:16,833 >> SAY IT. SAY IT! 281 00:06:18,233 --> 00:06:19,733 >> ARE WE ROLLING? GREAT. 282 00:06:19,733 --> 00:06:20,800 >> HAVE YOU BEEN FOLLOWING THE 283 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:21,900 HEAT WAVE AS IT STRIKES ACROSS 284 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:22,666 THE SOUTHWEST? 285 00:06:22,666 --> 00:06:23,600 >> HAS THE TEMPERATURE AFFECTED 286 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:24,800 EITHER YOU OR YOUR LOVELY MOTHER 287 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,866 HERE? 288 00:06:26,866 --> 00:06:29,233 >> HAS THE TEMPERATURE... 289 00:06:29,233 --> 00:06:30,600 [ LAUGHTER ] 290 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,433 >> COME ON, SAY IT. 291 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:32,700 HAS THE TEMPERATURE AFFECTED... 292 00:06:32,700 --> 00:06:34,000 >> HAS THE TEMPERATURE AFFECTED, 293 00:06:34,000 --> 00:06:34,500 UH, UH... 294 00:06:34,500 --> 00:06:35,266 >> SAY IT. 295 00:06:35,266 --> 00:06:36,300 >> HAS THE TEMPERATURE AFFECTED 296 00:06:36,300 --> 00:06:37,266 YOU PHYSICALLY AT ALL? 297 00:06:37,266 --> 00:06:39,433 [ BUZZER ] 298 00:06:39,433 --> 00:06:40,300 >> WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 299 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:40,800 >> NICK. 300 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:41,466 >> NICK. JOE. 301 00:06:41,466 --> 00:06:42,366 PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 302 00:06:42,366 --> 00:06:43,300 >> JOE, KEEP MUMBLING 303 00:06:43,300 --> 00:06:44,466 "SQUEEZE IT" WHEN HE TALKS. 304 00:06:44,466 --> 00:06:46,300 >> WHAT DO YOU THINK'S BETTER TO 305 00:06:46,300 --> 00:06:47,966 GET HERE -- THE BUSES OR THE 306 00:06:47,966 --> 00:06:48,500 FERRY? 307 00:06:48,500 --> 00:06:49,600 SQUEEZE IT. 308 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,866 >> [ LAUGHS ] 309 00:06:50,866 --> 00:06:51,733 >> THAT'S TWO LONG TRIPS. 310 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:52,466 >> SQUEEZE IT. 311 00:06:52,466 --> 00:06:53,233 SOMEBODY COMING TO NEW YORK -- 312 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:54,266 WHAT'S SOME THINGS THEY NEED TO 313 00:06:54,266 --> 00:06:55,600 DO? 314 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:56,666 SQUEEZE IT. 315 00:06:56,666 --> 00:06:57,566 >> EAT CHEAP. 316 00:06:57,566 --> 00:06:59,200 >> EAT CHEAP IS ONE. OKAY. 317 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,866 AND THEN SOME SIGHTS THEY NEED 318 00:07:00,866 --> 00:07:01,466 TO SEE? 319 00:07:01,466 --> 00:07:02,266 SQUEEZE IT. 320 00:07:02,266 --> 00:07:03,433 >> IT'S SO CREEPY. 321 00:07:03,433 --> 00:07:04,300 >> LET ME ASK YOU A QUICK 322 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:05,066 QUESTION. 323 00:07:05,066 --> 00:07:05,766 >> JOE, HOLD THE MIKE UP TO HIS 324 00:07:05,766 --> 00:07:06,633 MOUTH AND JUST LOOK AT EACH 325 00:07:06,633 --> 00:07:07,200 OTHER. 326 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:09,833 DON'T SAY ANYTHING. 327 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:13,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 328 00:07:15,166 --> 00:07:18,933 JUST WAIT. WAIT HIM OUT. 329 00:07:18,933 --> 00:07:20,333 >> GET YOUR FACE AS CLOSE TO HIS 330 00:07:20,333 --> 00:07:23,933 FACE AS YOU CAN. 331 00:07:23,933 --> 00:07:27,933 [ LAUGHTER ] 332 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,300 >> THAT GUY IS JUST STANDING 333 00:07:31,300 --> 00:07:31,900 THERE. 334 00:07:31,900 --> 00:07:33,600 PEOPLE ARE CRAZY, MAN. 335 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:36,500 [ LAUGHTER ] 336 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:37,733 >> AND THAT'S ALL FROM 337 00:07:37,733 --> 00:07:38,566 TIMES SQUARE. 338 00:07:38,566 --> 00:07:39,933 [ DING! ] 339 00:07:39,933 --> 00:07:41,733 >> ALL RIGHT. WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 340 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:42,700 SIDDHI TAIVEDI. 341 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:44,033 WHAT IS IT? 342 00:07:44,033 --> 00:07:45,000 SIDDHI TAIVEDI. 343 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:45,733 OKAY. 344 00:07:45,733 --> 00:07:47,000 >> I'M GONNA CALL YOU "SAMMY." 345 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,566 >> I'M GONNA CALL YOU "SAMMY." 346 00:07:48,566 --> 00:07:50,600 HOW ABOUT HOW HOT IT IS, HUH? 347 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:52,433 I AM FROM INDIA... 348 00:07:52,433 --> 00:07:53,733 BUT I BELIEVE HEAT WAVE... 349 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:55,133 SO, THIS IS NOTHING FOR YOU, 350 00:07:55,133 --> 00:07:56,133 HUH? 351 00:07:56,133 --> 00:07:57,100 YEAH, CAUSE IN INDIA, 352 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,066 SO MUCH COWS IN INDIA. 353 00:07:59,066 --> 00:08:00,633 SOME LIKE ICE CREAM, LIKE... 354 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:02,933 DRINK SOME LIKE SODA... 355 00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,766 WATER, DRINK MORE... 356 00:08:05,766 --> 00:08:07,466 BUT IN THE HEAT SEASON YOU... 357 00:08:08,333 --> 00:08:09,500 OH, YOU LOVE TO TALK, HUH? 358 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:10,533 YOU LOVE TO. 359 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:11,533 EVENING TIME NOT TOO MUCH... 360 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:12,300 >> IS SHE STILL TALKING? 361 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:12,933 EVEN IF I COULD EAT... 362 00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:13,833 >> SHE'S STILL TALKING. 363 00:08:13,833 --> 00:08:15,233 SO PEOPLE HAVE, UH, LIKE A... 364 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:16,033 >> HE GAVE HER THE MICROPHONE. 365 00:08:16,033 --> 00:08:17,033 NUTRITIOIN FOR THEM... 366 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,000 COFFEE... 367 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,500 COFFEE, COLD COFFEE LIKE THIS... 368 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:24,300 >> HE'S WALKING AWAY! 369 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:25,300 SO NOT TO... 370 00:08:26,166 --> 00:08:27,166 >> TAXI! 371 00:08:27,166 --> 00:08:28,700 >> HE'S HAILING A CAB? 372 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:29,866 [ LAUGHTER ] 373 00:08:29,866 --> 00:08:30,866 ANYBODY, LEMON JUICE, 374 00:08:30,866 --> 00:08:32,633 WITH SUGAR IS VERY USEFUL... 375 00:08:35,533 --> 00:08:37,033 >> WHAT IS SHE DOING? 376 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:40,400 SHE'S STILL TALKING. 377 00:08:40,400 --> 00:08:41,900 [ DING! ] 378 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:43,566 >> MURR DIDN'T FOOL ANYBODY WITH 379 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,033 HIS REPORTING SKILLS OR HIS 380 00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,600 BOW TIE, OKAY? 381 00:08:46,600 --> 00:08:49,566 >> I JUST PUT IT BACK ON! 382 00:08:49,566 --> 00:08:50,833 >> NO ONE EVER WANTS TO TALK TO 383 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:51,333 Q. 384 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:52,033 >> WELL, NO. 385 00:08:52,033 --> 00:08:52,966 "LEAST APPROACHABLE" GOES TO 386 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:53,733 YOU. 387 00:08:53,733 --> 00:08:54,700 'CAUSE YOU GOT THOSE BEADY EYES. 388 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:55,533 I DON'T TRUST YOU. 389 00:08:55,533 --> 00:08:56,333 >> YEAH, YOU DO. 390 00:08:56,333 --> 00:08:57,466 >> THEY'RE ALWAYS DARTING 391 00:08:57,466 --> 00:08:58,066 AROUND. 392 00:08:58,066 --> 00:08:59,233 THEY'RE ALWAYS LIKE... 393 00:08:59,233 --> 00:09:00,000 [ LAUGHTER ] 394 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:01,800 >> Narrator: MURR IS TWO IN THE 395 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,466 HOLE AND ON THE FAST TRACK TO 396 00:09:03,466 --> 00:09:05,866 LOSERDOM. 397 00:09:05,866 --> 00:09:07,200 >> WE'RE AT THE PHARMACY, WHERE 398 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:08,400 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO APPROACH 399 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,733 CUSTOMERS AND CONVINCE THEM NOT 400 00:09:09,733 --> 00:09:10,533 TO BUY SOMETHING. 401 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:11,800 >> HOW ARE WE GONNA DO THAT? 402 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,066 BY USING A RANDOM REASON THAT 403 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:14,100 THE OTHER GUYS GIVE US. 404 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:14,966 >> BUT WAIT, FOLKS! 405 00:09:14,966 --> 00:09:16,500 THIS IS A JOKER-VERSUS-JOKER 406 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:17,200 CHALLENGE. 407 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,000 >> OH, YEAH! 408 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,666 >> WHOEVER PULLS THE PINK HAS TO 409 00:09:19,666 --> 00:09:20,166 PLAY. 410 00:09:20,166 --> 00:09:20,933 >> BOOYAH. 411 00:09:20,933 --> 00:09:22,400 >> LET'S DO IT. DON'T LOOK. 412 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:23,133 DON'T LOOK. 413 00:09:23,133 --> 00:09:23,633 HA! 414 00:09:23,633 --> 00:09:26,533 >> All: YEAH! 415 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:30,633 >> ALL RIGHT, MURR. 416 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,333 LET'S DO THIS, BUDDY. 417 00:09:32,333 --> 00:09:33,600 >> I WOULDN'T GET THAT BRAND IF 418 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:34,166 I WERE YOU. 419 00:09:34,166 --> 00:09:34,800 >> THIS ONE? 420 00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:35,766 >> YEAH. NO, NO, NO, NO. 421 00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:36,433 NOT AT ALL. 422 00:09:36,433 --> 00:09:37,366 YEAH, I'LL TELL YOU WHY I 423 00:09:37,366 --> 00:09:38,100 WOULDN'T GET IT. 424 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:39,400 >> NAZI GERMANY. 425 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,600 >> I WOULDN'T GET THESE MOSTLY 426 00:09:41,600 --> 00:09:43,266 BECAUSE OF NAZI GERMANY. 427 00:09:43,266 --> 00:09:44,833 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW 428 00:09:44,833 --> 00:09:45,766 NAZI GERMANY. 429 00:09:45,766 --> 00:09:49,500 IT'S A LITTLE-KNOWN FACT THAT 430 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:50,733 EVA BRAUN, WHO WAS 431 00:09:50,733 --> 00:09:52,733 ADOLPH HITLER'S WIFE, HAD A BABY 432 00:09:52,733 --> 00:09:54,200 WHO SURVIVED AFTER THE 433 00:09:54,200 --> 00:09:56,033 THIRD REICH WAS OVERTHROWN BY 434 00:09:56,033 --> 00:09:57,466 THE U.S. GOVERNMENT. 435 00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:58,933 AND THAT BABY -- SHE USED TO 436 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:01,866 WIPE WITH THIS BRAND. 437 00:10:01,866 --> 00:10:03,166 SO, IT'S A LITTLE BIT LIKE IF 438 00:10:03,166 --> 00:10:04,366 YOU BUY THIS, YOU MIGHT BE 439 00:10:04,366 --> 00:10:05,200 SUPPORTING NAZIS. 440 00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:05,833 >> WHAT? 441 00:10:05,833 --> 00:10:06,800 >> YEAH. CRAZY. I KNOW. 442 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:07,800 >> I MIGHT GET THESE. 443 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:09,100 >> THAT'S -- YOU KNOW, THAT'S 444 00:10:09,100 --> 00:10:10,500 COMPARABLE, AND, FOR ME, IT'S -- 445 00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:11,933 I'VE ALWAYS BEEN, YOU KNOW, JUST 446 00:10:11,933 --> 00:10:13,766 A SUPPORTER OF THE ALLIES. 447 00:10:13,766 --> 00:10:14,366 >> WOW. 448 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,433 THAT'S SOME HEAVY INFORMATION, 449 00:10:14,666 --> 00:10:16,433 MAN. 450 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:17,900 >> IT'S YOUR CALL, MAN. 451 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:18,533 IT'S YOUR CALL. 452 00:10:18,533 --> 00:10:19,466 NO, YOU'RE RIGHT THOUGH. 453 00:10:19,466 --> 00:10:20,466 I MEAN, I'M... 454 00:10:20,700 --> 00:10:22,366 >> BUY THE WIPES. 455 00:10:22,366 --> 00:10:23,600 >> COME ON. 456 00:10:23,600 --> 00:10:25,733 >> BUY THE WIPES. EFF MURRAY. 457 00:10:25,733 --> 00:10:26,900 >> WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 458 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:27,866 WAIT. HOLD ON ONE MINUTE. 459 00:10:27,866 --> 00:10:29,200 [ RECORD SCRATCHES ] 460 00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,900 HITLER USED IT ON HIS BABY. 461 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,833 HOW WOULD I BE SUPPORTING 462 00:10:30,900 --> 00:10:32,833 HITLER? 463 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:33,400 >> WELL... 464 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:34,400 >> DID HE JUST USE IT? 465 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,666 >> I LIKE TO STAY AS FAR AWAY 466 00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:36,800 FROM ADOLPH HITLER AS I CAN. 467 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:37,900 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT. 468 00:10:37,900 --> 00:10:39,400 >> YOUR CALL, MAN. YOUR CALL. 469 00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:40,966 BY ALL MEANS, IF YOU WANT THIS 470 00:10:40,966 --> 00:10:42,566 ONE, GET IT, BUT IT'S JUST, YOU 471 00:10:42,566 --> 00:10:43,300 KNOW... 472 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:44,600 >> TAKE IT. TAKE IT FROM HIM. 473 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,566 TAKE IT FROM HIM. 474 00:10:45,566 --> 00:10:46,533 TAKE IT FROM HIM. 475 00:10:46,533 --> 00:10:48,000 TAKE IT FROM HIM AND BUY IT, 476 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:48,700 SIR. 477 00:10:48,700 --> 00:10:49,366 >> I KNOW IT'S A TOUGH ONE. 478 00:10:49,366 --> 00:10:50,166 IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW, "DO I 479 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:51,233 SUPPORT A THIRD REICH, OR DO I, 480 00:10:51,233 --> 00:10:51,733 LIKE"... 481 00:10:51,733 --> 00:10:52,500 >> NO, I DON'T. 482 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:53,166 >> ..."YOU KNOW, SPEND AN EXTRA 483 00:10:53,166 --> 00:10:54,033 50 CENTS?" 484 00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:55,766 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY, MAN? 485 00:10:55,766 --> 00:10:57,033 YOU GONNA SWITCH TO MY BRAND? 486 00:10:57,033 --> 00:10:58,033 I'M GETTING IT. 487 00:10:58,233 --> 00:11:00,866 THAT'S MY MAN. THAT'S MY MAN. 488 00:11:00,866 --> 00:11:01,966 THAT'S RIGHT, MAN. 489 00:11:01,966 --> 00:11:03,433 LET'S FIGHT RACISM AT ITS 490 00:11:03,433 --> 00:11:04,000 SOURCE. 491 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:06,133 [ DING! ] 492 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,566 >> ALL RIGHT, SAL. 493 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:11,066 YOU'VE GOT THE WOMAN IN THE HAT. 494 00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:13,333 [ LAUGHTER ] 495 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:19,666 >> GET HER, SAL. 496 00:11:19,666 --> 00:11:21,266 >> OH, THAT'S A -- THAT NAIL 497 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:21,766 FILE? 498 00:11:21,766 --> 00:11:22,566 >> YEAH. METAL. 499 00:11:22,566 --> 00:11:23,066 METAL. 500 00:11:23,066 --> 00:11:23,666 AN EMERY BOARD. 501 00:11:23,666 --> 00:11:25,566 >> YEAH. 502 00:11:25,566 --> 00:11:26,233 UM... 503 00:11:26,233 --> 00:11:27,400 >> [ LAUGHS ] 504 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:28,100 >> MM. 505 00:11:28,100 --> 00:11:30,300 I WOULDN'T GET THAT PARTICULAR 506 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:31,366 EMERY BOARD. 507 00:11:31,366 --> 00:11:33,433 >> BECAUSE OF PRISON RIOTS. 508 00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:34,800 >> [ LAUGHS ] 509 00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,066 >> [ SIGHS ] 510 00:11:36,066 --> 00:11:37,600 I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'LL REALLY 511 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:38,400 CARE FOR IT. 512 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:39,566 IT'S EASY TO CONCEAL. 513 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:41,166 I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF -- SORRY. 514 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:41,933 [ LAUGHTER ] 515 00:11:41,933 --> 00:11:43,033 >> HI. HOW ARE YOU? 516 00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:43,733 >> GREAT. 517 00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,133 IT'S BEEN SUCH A LONG TIME. 518 00:11:45,133 --> 00:11:45,900 >> YES. 519 00:11:45,900 --> 00:11:47,833 >> [ Laughing ] WHAT'S GOING ON? 520 00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,733 >> OH. THANK GOD. 521 00:11:49,733 --> 00:11:50,866 >> YEAH. 522 00:11:50,866 --> 00:11:52,300 >> I'M THE CARETAKER. 523 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:54,766 >> WHO IS SHE TAKING CARE OF? 524 00:11:54,766 --> 00:11:55,533 >> THERE SHE GOES. 525 00:11:55,533 --> 00:11:56,666 SHE'S BUYING THE EMERY BOARD. 526 00:11:56,666 --> 00:11:58,166 >> I'M TRYING NOT TO LOSE. 527 00:11:58,166 --> 00:11:58,933 I GOT SOMEONE. 528 00:11:58,933 --> 00:12:00,233 I'M OUT HERE BUSTING MY HUMP. 529 00:12:00,233 --> 00:12:01,566 I GOT "THANK YOU FOR BEING A 530 00:12:01,566 --> 00:12:03,366 FRIEND" IN MY HEAD. 531 00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:04,666 [ LAUGHTER ] 532 00:12:04,666 --> 00:12:05,400 REALLY? 533 00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:06,833 I'M LOSING 'CAUSE I'M GETTING 534 00:12:06,833 --> 00:12:07,700 GRANNY-BLOCKED? 535 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:08,966 >> GET A VEHICLE. DRIVE. 536 00:12:08,966 --> 00:12:09,700 [ LAUGHTER ] 537 00:12:09,700 --> 00:12:11,766 [ BUZZER ] 538 00:12:11,766 --> 00:12:12,566 >> WELL, MURR CAME OUT 539 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:13,066 VICTORIOUS. 540 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:13,766 >> THAT'S RIGHT. 541 00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:14,700 I JUST HAVE A SHARPER TONGUE 542 00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:15,466 THAN THE REST OF YOU. 543 00:12:15,466 --> 00:12:16,433 >> THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAID. 544 00:12:16,433 --> 00:12:17,000 >> All: WHAT?! 545 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:17,766 >> THAT'S NOT RIGHT! 546 00:12:17,766 --> 00:12:19,566 [ LAUGHTER ] 547 00:12:19,566 --> 00:12:21,200 >> Narrator: FOR SAL, THE 548 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,066 PHARMACY WAS A PRESCRIPTION FOR 549 00:12:23,066 --> 00:12:24,866 FAILURE, BUT CAN HE BEAT OUT 550 00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:28,033 MURR FOR DEAD LAST? 551 00:12:28,033 --> 00:12:30,500 >> SAL HAS GOT THE WORST LUCK. 552 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,033 HOW ABOUT THE TIME YOU PARKED 553 00:12:32,033 --> 00:12:33,466 YOUR CAR AWAY FROM EVERYBODY 554 00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:34,866 ELSE AND WHEN WE COME OUT, 555 00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:36,433 THERE'S A HOMELESS MAN SLEEPING 556 00:12:36,433 --> 00:12:37,166 ON YOUR CAR? 557 00:12:37,166 --> 00:12:41,466 [ LAUGHTER ] 558 00:12:41,466 --> 00:12:42,533 >> WE'RE ON THE BOARDWALK, 559 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:43,266 TOUCHING PEOPLE. 560 00:12:43,266 --> 00:12:44,266 >> WELL, PROFESSIONALLY. 561 00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:45,533 WE'RE GIVING THEM FREE MASSAGES. 562 00:12:45,533 --> 00:12:46,466 >> RIGHT. WHILE THAT'S 563 00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,766 HAPPENING, WE HAVE TO DO AND SAY 564 00:12:47,766 --> 00:12:48,933 WHAT THE OTHER GUYS TELL US. 565 00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:50,466 >> WHOEVER GETS THE LEAST AMOUNT 566 00:12:50,466 --> 00:12:51,266 OF TIPS LOSES. 567 00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,566 >> LET'S GO RUB SOME PEOPLE. 568 00:12:52,566 --> 00:12:53,566 >> HE'S GOOD AT THAT. 569 00:12:53,566 --> 00:12:54,933 I'M CREEPED OUT BY HOW GOOD HE 570 00:12:54,933 --> 00:12:58,433 IS. 571 00:12:58,433 --> 00:12:59,333 >> ALL RIGHT, MURR. 572 00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,133 YOU'RE UP, BUDDY. 573 00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:01,533 >> MA'AM, WE HAVE A PROMOTION ON 574 00:13:01,533 --> 00:13:02,833 THE BOARDWALK. 575 00:13:02,833 --> 00:13:03,633 WHAT IS YOUR NAME? 576 00:13:03,633 --> 00:13:04,133 >> MARY? 577 00:13:04,133 --> 00:13:04,633 >> YEP. 578 00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:06,033 >> JAMES. 579 00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:07,300 OKAY. I'M GONNA WORK THE NECK 580 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:07,900 AREA FIRST. 581 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:08,933 >> I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A 582 00:13:08,933 --> 00:13:09,700 NECKGASM. 583 00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:11,100 >> AND, UH, I'M GOING TO TRY TO 584 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:12,433 GIVE YOU A LITTLE BIT OF A 585 00:13:12,433 --> 00:13:14,466 NECKGASM. 586 00:13:14,466 --> 00:13:16,700 >> NO. MY DAD'S OVER THERE. 587 00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:17,966 HE MIGHT PUNCH YOU. 588 00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:18,833 [ LAUGHTER ] 589 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,633 >> OH, I DON'T WANT TO GET IN 590 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,033 TROUBLE WITH YOUR DAD. 591 00:13:22,033 --> 00:13:23,400 ANYTHING ON YOUR BODY THAT'S 592 00:13:23,400 --> 00:13:24,766 PARTICULARLY STRESSFUL TODAY? 593 00:13:24,766 --> 00:13:25,500 >> [ LAUGHS ] 594 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:26,233 EVERYTHING. 595 00:13:26,233 --> 00:13:27,533 >> YOUR SPINE IS ALL SORTS OF 596 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:28,300 MESSED UP. 597 00:13:28,300 --> 00:13:29,666 >> YOUR SPINE IS A LITTLE BIT -- 598 00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:30,666 A LITTLE BIT SCREWY. 599 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,066 >> IT'S TURNED AWAY FROM YOUR 600 00:13:32,066 --> 00:13:33,833 CORNHOLE. 601 00:13:33,833 --> 00:13:36,100 >> [ LAUGHS ] 602 00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:37,233 THE SPINE IS SUPPOSED TO GO 603 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,300 STRAIGHT... 604 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:41,500 DOWN TOWARD THE CORNHOLE. 605 00:13:41,500 --> 00:13:42,633 [ LAUGHTER ] 606 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:44,533 MAKING A LEFT TURN, LIKE A -- 607 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,300 >> OKAY. 608 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,333 >> [ LAUGHS ] 609 00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:47,366 >> ALL RIGHT. 610 00:13:47,366 --> 00:13:48,500 YOU HAVE BEEN A PEACH. 611 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:50,000 IF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED TO GIVE 612 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,666 ME A TIP... 613 00:13:50,666 --> 00:13:51,566 >> DON'T TIP HIM. 614 00:13:51,566 --> 00:13:52,366 DON'T TIP HIM. 615 00:13:52,366 --> 00:13:53,733 >> ...WE DO HAVE A TIP JAR THERE 616 00:13:53,733 --> 00:13:54,900 IF YOU'VE GOT ANY INTEREST. 617 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,233 >> DOES SHE REALIZE WHAT HE WAS 618 00:13:56,233 --> 00:13:57,866 JUST DOING? 619 00:13:58,366 --> 00:13:59,733 >> I'VE NEVER GOTTEN A MASSAGE 620 00:13:59,733 --> 00:14:00,733 IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 621 00:14:00,733 --> 00:14:02,333 YOU GO INTO A ROOM IN A TOWEL. 622 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,933 THERE'S A STRANGER GREETS YOU, 623 00:14:03,933 --> 00:14:05,633 AND THREE SECONDS LATER, THEY'RE 624 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,133 MASSAGING YOUR INNER THIGHS? 625 00:14:07,133 --> 00:14:09,200 >> [ LAUGHS ] 626 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:10,600 >> ANYTHING ON YOUR BODY THAT'S 627 00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,000 PARTICULARLY STRESSFUL TODAY? 628 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:12,700 >> [ LAUGHS ] 629 00:14:12,700 --> 00:14:13,800 EVERYTHING. 630 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,066 >> YOUR SPINE IS A LITTLE BIT -- 631 00:14:15,066 --> 00:14:15,933 A LITTLE BIT SCREWY. 632 00:14:15,933 --> 00:14:17,100 >> IT'S TURNED AWAY FROM YOUR 633 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,833 CORNHOLE. 634 00:14:18,833 --> 00:14:21,066 >> [ LAUGHS ] 635 00:14:21,066 --> 00:14:23,266 THE SPINE IS SUPPOSED TO GO 636 00:14:23,266 --> 00:14:24,366 STRAIGHT... 637 00:14:24,366 --> 00:14:26,466 DOWN TOWARD THE CORNHOLE. 638 00:14:26,466 --> 00:14:27,633 >> [ LAUGHS ] 639 00:14:27,633 --> 00:14:30,266 >> MAKING A LEFT TURN, LIKE A -- 640 00:14:30,266 --> 00:14:31,200 >> OKAY. 641 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:32,466 >> ALL RIGHT. 642 00:14:32,466 --> 00:14:33,600 YOU HAVE BEEN A PEACH. 643 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,066 IF YOU FEEL SO INCLINED TO GIVE 644 00:14:35,066 --> 00:14:35,733 ME A TIP... 645 00:14:35,733 --> 00:14:36,633 >> DON'T TIP HIM. 646 00:14:36,633 --> 00:14:37,433 DON'T TIP HIM. 647 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:38,800 >> ...WE DO HAVE A TIP JAR THERE 648 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:39,966 IF YOU'VE GOT ANY INTEREST. 649 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,300 >> DOES SHE REALIZE WHAT HE WAS 650 00:14:41,300 --> 00:14:42,466 JUST DOING? 651 00:14:42,466 --> 00:14:44,133 >> OHH! 652 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:46,266 >> LOVELY. 653 00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:47,366 >> WOW. 654 00:14:47,366 --> 00:14:49,000 >> SO, SAL'S GOT TO BEAT $1. 655 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,900 >> JUST HAVE A SEAT RIGHT HERE. 656 00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:52,900 >> YOU WANT TO CHECK IF HE'S 657 00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:53,566 TICKLISH? 658 00:14:53,566 --> 00:14:54,266 >> KEN, I'M GONNA CHECK IF 659 00:14:54,266 --> 00:14:54,900 YOU'RE TICKLISH. 660 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:55,533 WHAT DO YOU GOT? 661 00:14:55,533 --> 00:14:56,166 >> [ LAUGHS ] 662 00:14:56,166 --> 00:14:56,933 >> COOCHIE-COOCHIE-COO! 663 00:14:56,933 --> 00:14:58,066 YOU ALL RIGHT? NOTHING? 664 00:14:58,066 --> 00:14:59,766 KENNY! KENNY! 665 00:14:59,766 --> 00:15:01,100 YEAH. YOU'RE TICKLISH. 666 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,200 YOU'RE TICKLISH. 667 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:02,866 NOTHING? 668 00:15:02,866 --> 00:15:05,466 KEN'S NOT TICKLISH. 669 00:15:05,466 --> 00:15:07,033 >> ARE YOU A PHYSICAL THERAPIST 670 00:15:07,033 --> 00:15:07,600 OR...? 671 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:08,466 >> NO, I'M NOT. NO. 672 00:15:08,466 --> 00:15:09,266 >> [ LAUGHS ] 673 00:15:09,266 --> 00:15:10,766 >> HOW YOU DOING? I'M SAL. 674 00:15:10,766 --> 00:15:11,833 SIT DOWN. HAVE A SEAT. 675 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,033 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 676 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:15,166 >> SAL, BURP SUPER LOUD. 677 00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,933 >> HE'S WINDING UP. 678 00:15:16,933 --> 00:15:18,866 >> [ BELCHES LOUDLY ] 679 00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:20,200 OH, EXCUSE ME THERE. 680 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,566 EXCUSE ME. I BURPED. 681 00:15:21,566 --> 00:15:23,166 SORRY. I HAD A BIG LUNCH. 682 00:15:23,166 --> 00:15:24,300 ALL RIGHT, JEFF. 683 00:15:24,300 --> 00:15:25,833 >> HE'S NEVER TIPPING HIM, 684 00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:26,366 RIGHT? 685 00:15:26,366 --> 00:15:27,100 >> NO WAY. 686 00:15:27,100 --> 00:15:27,800 >> HE IS! 687 00:15:27,800 --> 00:15:28,400 OH, MY -- 688 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,666 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 689 00:15:29,666 --> 00:15:31,133 >> $2. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 690 00:15:31,133 --> 00:15:33,200 >> $2! $2! 691 00:15:33,200 --> 00:15:34,066 >> LOOK AT THIS MESS. 692 00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:35,300 WHO WOULD ACCEPT A MASSAGE FROM 693 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,366 Q? 694 00:15:36,366 --> 00:15:37,566 >> WOULD YOU LIKE A MASSAGE? 695 00:15:37,566 --> 00:15:38,366 ALL RIGHT, BUDDY. 696 00:15:38,366 --> 00:15:40,433 JUST LET YOUR ARMS DANGLE. 697 00:15:40,433 --> 00:15:41,566 >> Q, SAY YOU WANT TO GET A 698 00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:42,300 SENSE OF HIS BODY. 699 00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:43,033 >> ALL RIGHT. 700 00:15:43,033 --> 00:15:44,033 I JUST WANT TO GET A SENSE OF 701 00:15:44,033 --> 00:15:44,800 YOUR BODY. 702 00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:45,700 >> AND NOW JUST LAY DOWN ON TOP 703 00:15:45,700 --> 00:15:46,766 OF HIM. 704 00:15:46,766 --> 00:15:47,600 RIGHT DOWN. 705 00:15:47,600 --> 00:15:48,333 >> OKAY. 706 00:15:48,333 --> 00:15:50,066 JUST GONNA -- JUST GONNA GET A 707 00:15:50,066 --> 00:15:51,933 FULL SENSE OF YOUR BODY, OKAY? 708 00:15:51,933 --> 00:15:53,266 >> YEAH. 709 00:15:53,266 --> 00:15:54,833 [ BOTH LAUGH ] 710 00:15:54,833 --> 00:15:55,800 >> OKAY. 711 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,133 [ LAUGHTER ] 712 00:15:57,133 --> 00:15:59,466 >> MM. 713 00:15:59,466 --> 00:16:01,066 >> YOU JUST ATE. YOU JUST ATE. 714 00:16:01,066 --> 00:16:02,333 >> HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 715 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:02,966 >> GOOD. 716 00:16:02,966 --> 00:16:04,966 >> JUST FEELING IT. 717 00:16:04,966 --> 00:16:07,033 OKAY. YEAH. THAT'S GOOD. 718 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,500 >> [ Laughing ] STAY. 719 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:09,800 DON'T DO ANYTHING. 720 00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:11,333 JUST STAY. DON'T MOVE. 721 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:12,433 DON'T MOVE. 722 00:16:12,433 --> 00:16:14,033 >> I'M GONNA DO THE LOWER BACK. 723 00:16:14,033 --> 00:16:14,966 HOW'S THAT FEEL? 724 00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:16,633 >> OKAY. NOW I'M JUST GONNA WORK 725 00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:17,566 YOUR LOWER BACK. 726 00:16:17,566 --> 00:16:18,200 >> MM. 727 00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,100 >> OHH, THAT FEELS GOOD? 728 00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:20,200 >> IT FEELS GOOD, YEAH. 729 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,566 >> AND NOW I'M GONNA WORK THE 730 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,833 UPPER BACK. 731 00:16:23,833 --> 00:16:25,100 >> UPPER BACK? 732 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:26,266 >> UPPER BACK. 733 00:16:26,266 --> 00:16:27,466 >> LOWER BACK. 734 00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:28,733 UPPER BACK. 735 00:16:28,733 --> 00:16:29,400 LOWER BACK. 736 00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,500 YOU'RE ALL DONE, BROTHER. 737 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:31,666 >> Q AIN'T GETTING NO TIP. 738 00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:32,966 >> WE DO ACCEPT TIPS, UH, YOU 739 00:16:32,966 --> 00:16:34,266 KNOW, IF YOU FEEL THE SERVICE 740 00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:36,266 WAS TIP-WORTHY. 741 00:16:36,266 --> 00:16:37,366 I'LL TIP YOU WHEN I COME BACK. 742 00:16:37,366 --> 00:16:38,500 YOU'RE GONNA TIP ME WHEN YOU 743 00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:39,000 COME BACK? 744 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:39,666 ALL RIGHT, MAN. 745 00:16:39,666 --> 00:16:40,766 YOU GOT NOTHING FOR ME NOW? 746 00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:41,700 >> [ LAUGHS ] 747 00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:42,333 NO TIP! 748 00:16:42,333 --> 00:16:43,733 [ BUZZER ] 749 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:44,800 >> YEAH, WOULD YOU LIKE A 750 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,333 COMPLIMENTARY MASSAGE? 751 00:16:45,333 --> 00:16:45,833 YES, I WOULD. 752 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:46,633 COME ON IN. 753 00:16:46,633 --> 00:16:48,666 >> USE EVERYTHING BUT YOUR HANDS 754 00:16:48,666 --> 00:16:50,100 TO MASSAGE THIS GIRL. 755 00:16:50,100 --> 00:16:52,333 >> WE DO UNORTHODOX MASSAGE. 756 00:16:52,333 --> 00:16:53,100 THE CHIN... 757 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,300 ...IS THE HARDEST PART OF THE 758 00:16:54,300 --> 00:16:54,800 BODY. 759 00:16:54,800 --> 00:16:55,433 HOW'S THAT FEEL? 760 00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:56,133 >> REALLY GOOD. 761 00:16:56,133 --> 00:16:57,533 >> REALLY GOOD, RIGHT? 762 00:16:57,533 --> 00:16:58,266 NO. 763 00:16:58,266 --> 00:16:59,600 >> USE YOUR NOSE. GET IN THERE. 764 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:00,800 >> AND NOW WE'RE JUST GONNA GO 765 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:01,733 WITH THE JACKHAMMER. 766 00:17:01,733 --> 00:17:02,400 >> [ LAUGHS ] 767 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:04,633 >> JACKHAMMER? 768 00:17:04,633 --> 00:17:05,965 >> USE YOUR BUTT TO MASSAGE HER. 769 00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:07,133 >> AND NOW WE'RE JUST GONNA 770 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:07,900 DRILL IT IN. 771 00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:09,500 WE'RE JUST GONNA BRING IT HOME. 772 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:13,532 SHAKE IT ALL OUT. 773 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,000 AND YOU'RE UP. 774 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,500 >> OKAY, JOEY. 775 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:18,300 AS YOU'RE MASSAGING HER, TAKE 776 00:17:18,300 --> 00:17:21,000 OFF RANDOM ARTICLES OF CLOTHING. 777 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:21,933 >> [ Laughing ] HE KICKED THEM 778 00:17:21,933 --> 00:17:22,433 OFF. 779 00:17:22,433 --> 00:17:24,098 [ LAUGHTER ] 780 00:17:24,098 --> 00:17:26,133 [ SWANKY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS ] 781 00:17:33,566 --> 00:17:34,933 >> PANTS, TOO, BUDDY. 782 00:17:34,933 --> 00:17:40,266 [ LAUGHTER ] 783 00:17:40,266 --> 00:17:41,266 >> OKAY. HOW'D THAT FEEL? 784 00:17:41,266 --> 00:17:42,266 >> OH, THAT FELT GOOD. 785 00:17:42,266 --> 00:17:43,100 >> GREAT. EXCELLENT. 786 00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:45,366 SO, WE ACCEPT GRATUITIES. 787 00:17:45,366 --> 00:17:46,666 [ LAUGHTER ] 788 00:17:46,666 --> 00:17:47,933 >> SHE'S TOTALLY SPEECHLESS. 789 00:17:47,933 --> 00:17:49,100 >> ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE -- 790 00:17:49,100 --> 00:17:50,300 ANYTHING YOU WANT TO PUT IN 791 00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:50,966 THERE. 792 00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:52,166 >> [ Laughing ] SHE IS NOT 793 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:52,766 EVEN -- 794 00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:53,366 >> PERFECT. 795 00:17:53,366 --> 00:17:54,266 >> SHE TIPPED HIM! 796 00:17:54,266 --> 00:17:55,266 >> THANK YOU SO MUCH. 797 00:17:55,266 --> 00:17:57,333 >> A GUY IN HIS UNDERWEAR. 798 00:17:57,333 --> 00:18:00,000 LEAVE IT TO JOEY. 799 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,066 >> "Q," YOU COULDN'T GET A TIP. 800 00:18:01,066 --> 00:18:02,200 >> I GAVE HIM THE BEST MASSAGE I 801 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:02,900 COULD. 802 00:18:02,900 --> 00:18:03,400 >> I GOT A TIP FOR YOU RIGHT 803 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:03,900 HERE. 804 00:18:03,900 --> 00:18:04,566 [ LAUGHS ] 805 00:18:04,566 --> 00:18:05,700 >> IT'S HUGE -- HUGE TIP. 806 00:18:05,700 --> 00:18:06,800 [ LAUGHTER ] 807 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,000 >> Narrator: MURR IS TONIGHT'S 808 00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:11,300 BIG LOSER, SO NOW HE'LL GET HUNG 809 00:18:11,300 --> 00:18:12,733 OUT TO DRY. 810 00:18:12,733 --> 00:18:14,333 >> THIS IS THE GROSSEST THING WE 811 00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:15,466 HAVE EVER THOUGHT UP. 812 00:18:15,466 --> 00:18:16,866 >> YOU'RE GONNA GO INTO THE 813 00:18:16,866 --> 00:18:18,400 LAUNDRY ROOM, UP TO A STRANGER, 814 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:19,800 TAKE THEIR UNDERWEAR OUT OF 815 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,233 THEIR BASKET, PUT IT ON YOUR 816 00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,066 FACE FOR 10 SECONDS. 817 00:18:23,066 --> 00:18:23,833 >> THAT'S GROSS! 818 00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:24,866 THAT'S GROSS! I'M NOT DOING IT! 819 00:18:24,866 --> 00:18:26,000 >> IN THIS AREA FOR 10 SECONDS. 820 00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,033 >> NO. THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE. 821 00:18:27,033 --> 00:18:27,933 >> YOU'VE DONE GROSSER. 822 00:18:27,933 --> 00:18:29,100 WE ALL KNOW IT. LET'S GET TO IT. 823 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:30,066 >> NO. COME ON. SERIOUSLY. 824 00:18:30,066 --> 00:18:30,866 >> HOP TO IT, BUDDY. 825 00:18:30,866 --> 00:18:31,933 HOP TO IT. 826 00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,033 >> I CAN'T DO THIS, GUYS. 827 00:18:33,033 --> 00:18:34,333 THIS IS -- THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 828 00:18:34,333 --> 00:18:36,300 >> HERE HE GOES. 829 00:18:36,300 --> 00:18:38,033 >> HE LOOKS A CREEP NO MATTER 830 00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,700 WHAT HE DOES AND WHERE HE IS. 831 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,466 >> OH, MY GOD. 832 00:18:40,466 --> 00:18:41,500 >> GO TO THAT LADY IN THE BACK. 833 00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:42,200 >> GO. 834 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,833 >> GO. HER. YES, HER. 835 00:18:43,833 --> 00:18:44,400 GO. GO. 836 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:45,300 >> NO WAY. NO. 837 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:46,066 >> MURRAY. 838 00:18:46,066 --> 00:18:47,766 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T SAY NO, SO YOU 839 00:18:47,766 --> 00:18:49,033 MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO. 840 00:18:49,033 --> 00:18:50,800 AM I RIGHT? 841 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:52,300 >> SWOOP IN LIKE A HAWK. 842 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,700 >> THERE YOU GO, MURR. 843 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:54,833 >> LOOK AT THOSE. 844 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:56,400 YEAH, THOSE ARE SOME NICE 845 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:57,366 PARACHUTES. 846 00:18:57,366 --> 00:18:59,500 >> DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. 847 00:18:59,500 --> 00:19:00,266 >> HE'S SIZING IT UP. 848 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:00,800 >> GO! GO! 849 00:19:00,800 --> 00:19:01,466 HER BACK'S TURNED. 850 00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:02,200 GET IN THERE. 851 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:03,100 >> WELL, WHO'S THAT GUY THERE, 852 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:03,633 THOUGH? 853 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:04,133 >> OH [BLEEP] 854 00:19:04,133 --> 00:19:04,900 >> OH. 855 00:19:04,900 --> 00:19:07,366 >> MY GOD. THAT'S HER HUSBAND. 856 00:19:07,366 --> 00:19:09,966 >> THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING. 857 00:19:09,966 --> 00:19:11,366 >> MURR'S SCARED TO DEATH. 858 00:19:11,366 --> 00:19:12,800 MY HEART IS RACING. 859 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,500 HE'S GONNA BEAT THE F***ING 860 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:14,500 S**T OUT OF ME. 861 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,933 [ LAUGHS ] 862 00:19:15,933 --> 00:19:17,100 I AM SO NERVOUS RIGHT NOW. 863 00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,300 >> YOU'RE NERVOUS? 864 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,366 HOW DO YOU THINK MURR FEELS? 865 00:19:20,366 --> 00:19:21,366 >> DO IT! DO IT! 866 00:19:21,366 --> 00:19:22,333 GO, MURRAY, GO! 867 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:23,233 HERE HE GOES! 868 00:19:23,233 --> 00:19:24,233 >> HERE HE GOES. 869 00:19:24,233 --> 00:19:25,666 >> ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO. 870 00:19:25,666 --> 00:19:26,533 >> OH, MY GOD! 871 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:27,033 OHH! 872 00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,233 OH, MY GOD! 873 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,266 >> HE JUST STOLE THEM. 874 00:19:30,266 --> 00:19:31,333 MURRAY, YOU GOT TO PUT THEM ON 875 00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,066 YOUR HEAD. 876 00:19:32,066 --> 00:19:34,000 IT'S NOT TOSTEALPANTIES. 877 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,000 HERE WE GO! 878 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,700 >> MURRAY IS A LOSER, AND LOSERS 879 00:19:38,700 --> 00:19:39,833 MUST GET PUNISHED. 880 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:40,500 >> YEAH. 881 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,866 YOU'RE GONNA GO UP TO A 882 00:19:41,866 --> 00:19:43,566 STRANGER, TAKE THEIR UNDERWEAR 883 00:19:43,566 --> 00:19:45,366 OUT OF THEIR BASKET, PUT IT ON 884 00:19:45,366 --> 00:19:46,833 YOUR FACE FOR 10 SECONDS. 885 00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:48,666 >> [ LAUGHS ] 886 00:19:48,666 --> 00:19:49,166 >> WELL, WHO'S THAT GUY THERE, 887 00:19:49,166 --> 00:19:49,666 THOUGH? 888 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:50,400 >> OH [BLEEP] 889 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:53,666 >> OH. 890 00:19:53,666 --> 00:19:56,200 THIS JUST GOT INTERESTING. 891 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:57,533 >> MURR'S SCARED TO DEATH. 892 00:19:57,533 --> 00:19:58,933 MY HEART IS RACING. 893 00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:00,666 HE'S GONNA BEAT THE F***ING 894 00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:00,666 S**T OUT OF ME. 895 00:20:00,666 --> 00:20:02,233 >> [ LAUGHS ] 896 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:03,200 >> DO IT. DO IT. 897 00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:04,233 >> GO, MURRAY, GO! 898 00:20:04,233 --> 00:20:05,833 >> HERE HE GOES! HERE HE GOES! 899 00:20:05,833 --> 00:20:07,200 >> ALL RIGHT. HERE WE GO! 900 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:07,833 HERE WE GO! 901 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:08,366 OH, MY GOD! 902 00:20:08,366 --> 00:20:08,866 >> OH! 903 00:20:08,866 --> 00:20:09,600 >> OH, MY GOD! 904 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,966 >> HE GRABBED -- HE JUST STOLE 905 00:20:10,966 --> 00:20:11,700 THEM. 906 00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:12,933 MURRAY, YOU GOT TO PUT THEM ON 907 00:20:12,933 --> 00:20:13,666 YOUR HEAD. 908 00:20:13,666 --> 00:20:16,500 IT'S NOT TOSTEALPANTIES. 909 00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,566 HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO! 910 00:20:18,566 --> 00:20:21,033 OHHHHHHHHH! OH, MY GOD! 911 00:20:21,033 --> 00:20:22,733 >> OH, MY GOD! 912 00:20:22,733 --> 00:20:24,733 >> OH, MY GOD! 913 00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:25,700 EXCUSE YOU. 914 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,766 YOU HAVE MY PANTIES 915 00:20:25,700 --> 00:20:27,766 ON YOUR HEAD. 916 00:20:28,466 --> 00:20:30,633 >> THESE ARE -- THESE ARE YOURS? 917 00:20:30,633 --> 00:20:31,800 YEAH. 918 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:34,000 I AM SO SORRY. 919 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,733 JUST 5 MORE SECONDS. 920 00:20:35,733 --> 00:20:38,933 >> All: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1! 921 00:20:38,933 --> 00:20:39,966 YEAH! 922 00:20:39,966 --> 00:20:42,233 >> I AM SO SORRY. 923 00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,500 I THOUGHT THESE WERE -- 924 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:45,633 I APOLOGIZE. 925 00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,500 I THOUGHT THESE WERE MINE. 926 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:49,000 I APOLOGIZE SO MUCH. 927 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:50,600 >> [ LAUGHS ] 928 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,366 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT 929 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:53,366 IN MY FREAKIN' LIFE. 930 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:56,433 [ LAUGHTER ] 931 00:20:56,433 --> 00:20:57,400 GOD, I'M F***ING SHAKING. 54479

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